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As anyone here a virgin?
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>>689095288
yup. could have definitely lost it though but didn't want to bring her home. oh well.
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>>689095288
Yes :(
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Yep
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Yes sir
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>>689095288
I've fucked two grills, I'm 34.
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>>689095288
no sir.
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16 year old virgin here
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Nosur but I used to be yllll
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>>689095288
Virgo reporting here
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>>689095910
Show ur virgin arse
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>>689095288

32 Year old virgin here. No joke.. I'm pathetic.
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>>689095288
nope
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>>689095910
I didn't lose mine til 17, so much hype so little reward.
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>>689095910
MODS MODS MODS
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I'm on 4chan. Of course I'm a virgin fag
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>>689095910
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here
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Yes, and I don't give a fuck. Literally..
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I've slept with over a dozen women. I'm 25.

Pro tip: you're not really missing much. Can tell you how to fuck bitches though.

Pic definitely related
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Yes but I'm not going to be a virgin anymore in 5 days
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>>689095910
prepare to get banned
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25 year old virginfag here
About to get first BJ probably in a couple days from some slut I met on le reddit

Wish me luck boys
No Herpes No Herpes No Herpes No Herpes No Herpes STAHP
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>>689095288

Me sorta. I mean it went in.
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>>689095288
22 year old kissless virgin reporting in
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No. Just wanted to see whats goin on here
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>>689096788
r u me?
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>>689096956
We're equal in our levels of social failure at least
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>>689096788
x2
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>>689096956

We are all you (also not the anon you asked)
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24 here. Had my dick sucked a couple of times though
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>>689096157

That feel when I lost mine at 31, fucked 4 different girls, and now I'm married a year later.
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>>689097118
That feel when I lost mine to a girl in a long distance from Craigslist at 21 years old. Oh well, that's my virginity story, I'm stuck with it.
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>>689095288
I used to be one but then I had sex.
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19, probably just going to download tinder when I go back to university in the fall.
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19 - not virgin - fucked like five different girls.
Pro tip: don't be beta fag.
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>>689095288
>4chan
better yet
>/b/
what the fuck do you expect
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>>689096449
Ew, you had sex with an Auschwitz survivor. Way to set the bar low.
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>>689097988
Your dating sims persona doesnt count faggot.
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>>689097988
>like five different girls
Sure you did buddy
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Yo
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>>689098462
Why the skeptisism? I'm 18 and while I've only had sex with one girl i know guys who have fucked way more than 5.
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>>689096157
Is it true? Do you truly get wizard powers?
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18 and virgin

With all of the shit available to me such as porn, VR, lucid dreaming, and sex toys it's probably not going to happen any time soon

Too much work for little award
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>>689098886
Fuck yeah, anon. You chosen an HMD yet? My Rift arrives on Tuesday.
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21 here, I just don't get how does socializing work
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>>689095288
life is meaningless. there is nothing but pain. I only wish to not die a virgin. but that fate is a possibility.
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>>689099118
22* Fuck, I can't even remember my age
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You can always go to Thailand.

>nb4 but I want a virgin grill, they don't exist.
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>>689095288
yup, dont intend on changing either.
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>>689098462
If only I was lying... ):
That really isn't a lot from where I'm from. Lol.
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>>689097988
honestly this advice doesnt work, i treat girls like shit and dont give them attention and they end up getting closer in due time but im autistic and stopped trying after opening up to girls and cant get any further unless they were right infront of my face but i look sad all the time in public anyways so it would never get to that point
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>>689095288
18, i definitely feel smarter than most non virgins i meet
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24 years old and i think ive had sex with 25-26 different girls. Keep in mind most were hookers, It pays well to get a job that pays well.
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>>689097921
lucky bastard, I cant even get tinder
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>>689095288
I could've lost the V-card if I wanted but I didn't have feelings for the girl so I stopped it before it could happen. I'm not interested in just fucking someone for the sake of fucking
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>>689099838
>It pays well to get a job that pays wel
wat
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>>689095288
Yep 24 years old virgin here
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>>689100408
Not anon, but he means it has its benefits to have a well paying job.
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>>689100391
I know that feel...i get the error message when i try to sign up
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>>689099289
dont want a virgin just not a slut whos been with countless niggers
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yup.
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>>689099331
oh ya, im a 35 yo virgin too.
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>>689095288
I am considering I'm 16. Rejected ugly girls a lot, might regret later.
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>>689100919
you sound 12 whos never been outside
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>>689101032
how often do you fap? if you do?
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>>689100408
Ok anon lets do some critical thinking real quick, now i said i have sex with alot of hookers. Now if I'm paying for girls it would help to have a job that pays well right? Ya following me m8?
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>>689101301
you have never heard me tho
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>>689101346
like twice an hour dude, its of the hook
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18 and soon to be 19 year old virgin here :/
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>>689101529
im kidding btw.
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I'm 21 and I lost my v card when I was 18. since then I've slept with 5 different grils. Gotta say, not worrying about being a virgin is pretty great.
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>>689101473
yes, but you literally just repeated yourself

the grammar makes absolutely zero sense the way you said it
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23 and kissless virgin reporting in

I honestly think there's more older virgins now than there were 30, or 50, or 100 years ago because of internet porn. It's so easy to have "virtual sex" with hot pornstars that males have less motivation to go out there and try to lose their virginity.
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>>689102011
is it something to worry about tho? i mean, who cares.
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19 and virgin, reporting in. i have way too high standards for most of the girls i know, it's really annoying.

>inb4 lower your standards, that's not happening
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>>689102244
Ok first off I didn't repeat myself, second what grammar mistakes are you talking about?
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>>689096712
Those little devil shits. That show was better than price is right
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>>689102438
did you just make that realization?

the amount of virgins (per population) is going up probably on a linear graph

there is literally zero reason to have sex in 2016 basically, just look at Japan

U.S.A next generation will definitely be very similar to Japan latest generation of virgins


there is VR porn, sperm banks, hopefully artificial wombs soon

woman are finally being discovered as the waste of organic material as they have always been

i expect women to become obsolete in the next century or so
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>>689102743
>It pays well to get a job that pays well.
>its pays well
>to get a job that pays well
that is repetitive in itself
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22 year old dateless kissless virgin here.
I should end my fucking life.
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>>689103051
That is a common expression and it's not repeating itself, it's just a saying.
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>>689103355
Yes u should.. end your virgin life anf start raping everyone
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Yes, at age 15.
>me
>living in a small town, with alot campgrounds
>i had no school because of vacation
>always outside to play soccer on the campgrounds
>met a girl, she is 2 years older then me she was pretty hot 7/10
>starting texting her
>suddendly she start telling that she want to touch me.
>ayy, i was feeling like a boss.
>so we med
>we went to the public shower.
>i fucked her there in the shower cabin, some people where showering next to us.
>then out of nothing the security Came and heard us making strange noises
>*who's there* says the
>we tried to stay quiet but he knew we where there
>he nocks on the door and starts yelling that we had to leave.
>so we left, went straight to home.
>pic fingering my gf right now.
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>>689103360
never heard it before
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>>689103589
>public shower.
wtf is that?
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>>689103605
Sounds like a personal problem then m8.
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a better question is, who isn't one?
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>>689103893
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>>689102438
you need to get laid, christ.
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>>689095288
I've put my penis inside three different girls on three different occasions, but never cum. Do I still qualify as a virgin?
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>>689104333
nice
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>>689103953
>>689103605
>>689103051
He's right, English probably isn't your first language but that is actually a common quot
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>>689103953
That's not a retort m8, you state you're argument and you listen to the other persons response. If there argument changes your view then you just go on about your day with newly acquired knowledge. Shit posting because you have nothing else to say is not the way to go.
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>>689104467
no
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>>689103745
They have like public showers, toilets, sinks at the campingground
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>>689104333
POAPOKAWF
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>>689102908
I was following you until that last part, spending too much time on /r9k/ are we?
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>>689104645
jesus christ you summerfags actually make me angry
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>>689104718
wut
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>>689095842
that's hot
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>>689104800
So you continue to shit post and act like a child, also I already told you I was 24 so what's with the "summerfags" reference? You're not trying to further your argument you're just getting upset for no reason.
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>>689104800
Not really sure what your end game is here.
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>tfw lost virginity on Memorial day weekend.
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>>689095288
No, but sex is just a dopamine drop. Haven't been with a women in about a month tho if that makes you feel better.
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>>689099655
good for you
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>>689105272
>>689105414
literal cancer
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>>689095288
where do you think you are
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>>689095910
BAN HIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>689105800
M8, you're not stating an argument. All you are doing now is doing the classic channel 4 call back to "go back to red-dit" "banana posting" and "summer fag". You are the cancer m8, you have nothing to say so you go back to shit posting. Arguing with you is stagnation.
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>>689105800
Literal child.
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>>689103605
Very common phrase.
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>>689106283
>>689106396
not an argument...
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>>689107018
Ok, I clearly stated that you are just shit posting so yeah there is an argument. You are just ignoring it, so what are you doing here m8?
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>>689095288
Yep, 27th in this month I get 23, still virgin as fuck.

And I think that could last forever, but when my birthday comes IĀ“m going to gift me a escort.

IĀ“m going to fuck that slut Ā“till I dry, or the time that I can pay.
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>>689095288
22 and still a virgin. intimacy hurts me like nothing else, i can't stand the touch of another. i think there's something wrong with me
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>>689104800
>gets mad
Well congrats ur a fagot. Go
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>>689107018
Your image has no relevance, I guess summer shit posters gonna shit post. Enjoy your summer kid and enjoy middle school.
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>>689104800
I spy with my little eye, a 15 year old shit posting.
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>>689106283
In all fairness you sound like a flower child.
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>>689107293
>>689107685
ok bernifags
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>>689107812
i am 18...
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>>689098676
underrated post
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>>689107852
In what regards? All im doing is stating points while the other anon is shit posting , also not sure if i can trust you because i think you're the same fag.
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>>689108063
Then why are you shit posting?
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>>689108316
>Then why are you shit posting?
because i was born in 2004...
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>>689108023
Shit posting.

>still not stating an argument, clearly an upset child.
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>>689095288
29 and not technically virgin but my first (and only) time was so bad I might as well be a virgin. I didn't even cum.
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>>689108434
m8 you just said you were 18.
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>>689108634
2016-2004 = 18 if u actually use bernie math...
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>>689095288
I wish I was a virgin
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>>689107018
That pic isn't even relevant to this thread or the conversation.
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>>689108063
let the shilling begin
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>>689108724
m8 that's shit posting. No logic or for thought in your posts.
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I lost mine in a bowling ally bathroom. Busted in her in 5 seconds.
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>>689108853
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>>689109037
please debate me fag
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2 months late anon... before that I was.

But she got pregnant (had an abortion later), that scared the fuck out of me (getting a girl pregnant on my first time)... so gonna wait for now.
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>>689108204
Because you need to lurk more.
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>>689109147
Well, im done here since its clear that you are a child and have no reason or logic behind what you're posting.
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>>689109393
what you say makes no sense.

>here is your "You" that you want so badly, you fucking child.
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>>689095910
same
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21 y/o and ive fucked 11 girls
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>>689109394
>>>/r/eddit
you're welcome
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>>689095288

Until last night!

...Does it still count if it was gay?
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MODS MODS MODS, UNDERAGE KIDS HERE, BAN EM, MODS MODS MODS
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>>689109774
dang kiddo the callbacks are real, maybe you should go there yourself.
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>>689109593
It's honest advice, that everyone either takes or proves they aren't ready for. Especially if you compare it to me sitting here rattling off everything that makes you sound like a dweeb.
>of course it doesn't make sense, I'm telling you something you don't already know
>only kids call out kids unironically, protip
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No
Lost it when I was 16
Fucked her till I was 18
Gothe plenty of nudes from her and other girls but I didn't keep them cause I'd get a new girlfriend and feel guilty cause I'm autistic
Havnt had sex in a while but had a few amazing blow jobs
Only one amazing hand job
I'm 19 btw
>mfw
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>>689095288
I lost my virgintiy to my cousin
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>>689095288
Ye 20 year old here. Could have lost it plenty of times back then but didn't because too stupid. Hoping now that I find the right one.
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>>689110111
are you implying you do not come from reddit?

how did you find 4chan in the first place?

>>689111111
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>>689110143
>actually using the word "protip"

Looks like you dropped something there anon.
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>>689109999
Nice quads.... enjoy your ban.
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>>689110210
hope he was gentle
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No, but only because of a girl I literally met in a mental hospital.
Fucking normies always say don't stick your dick in crazy, but it was awesome while it lasted.
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>>689110513
>how would you know if no one ever used it?
Something something, kiddo.
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>>689110502
same way i found your mom faggot.

>p.s. sorry i missed your birthday son, maybe next year.
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>>689095910
where are the mads when you need them?
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17 virg. Here
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>>689110855
They're all jacking off in a cp thread somewhere.
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>>689110740
Just because you found it via reddit doesn't mean every one did m80.
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>>689111002
Singles of truth
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>>689110612
He was rough and a cried a little
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>>689110799
yep, newfag

hope you enjoy 4chan btw
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>>689111112
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>>689111111
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>>689111026
You're saying the same stuff to me as the guy you called out shitposting. Welcome to b, faggot.
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>>689099655
I refuse to believe Lawrence was a virgin
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>>689111279
kek, implying im the same anon
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>>689095842
Tried that once, burned my cock off.
>>689104983
You have no idea, or at least I hope you don't.
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Grew up socially crippled. Now contemplating my life's choices here in mid 20's. To add salt to injury, getting a lot of shaming & criticism by others for it like I don't belong here on earth.

Kinda sucks when people you know are actively driving people against you when you actually decide to be social one in your life. Lost a lot of Facebook friends from college because of it.
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>>689110873
You poor son of bitch, I'm 28

but no seriously, hope you find action soon, having sex when old sounds fucking gross
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>>689111815
>implying you aren't
Well you'd still be a shitposting faggot, take it or leave it.
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>>689112023
Is this fine bait? What's keeping you?
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>>689110621
The actual saying is " don't stick your dick in crazy if you can't get away with it". Animals
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Not as of this past December.
I was 23.
Don't lose hope.
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>>689095288
Your a fuck idiot.

Just offer any girl $50 to eat her puss.

fine not virgin anymore.
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>>689112590
What do you mean what's keeping me? I am ready to redpill shit but fucked up three days ago. My sister had some friends come over to her house three days ago and invited me because she wanted to introduce me to one of them. I said yeah, I'll go.

Later on that day I knew my social status ringing in my head and called a half hour to abort mission.

Felt very shitty that night.

>miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

My problem is I get really self conscious around women my age, it fucking sucks, all the years wasted expressing my loneliness on drawing furry shit. Literally have a 40"x50" painted poster hanging in my room that is cringe but I can't stop the habit.

Gonna try meetup and hope to kill this pathetic streak.
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>>689113482
Hookers aren't risk free, and not just STD wise. Heard a story of a friend who got one, worst "sexual" experience he had.

Also not to mention they're not quite above doing shit like stealing and vandalizing.

idc to keep going, in short it's complicated
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>>689095288
Nope
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>>689095288
I'm not a virgin. I've been masturbating for over 6 years now.
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>>689096788
Just joined the club this past May!
>end my life
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Just lost my virginity last night, feels good man
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>>689105567
Damn, can I get some sauce on that?
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>>689113850
>I knew my social status ringing in my head

what are you trying to say here?

But I can relate to backing out of a lot of golden opportunities. Fuck social anxiety. Not the guy you were responding to btw.
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My fiance was one of you, even frequented /b/, but isn't one anymore.

I'm so great.
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>>689116023
yet you are here, retard your fiance is fucking her boss.
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>>689096449
Disgusting
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>>689116150
I hope he's not, his boss is a man and that would be gay.
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26 and kissless here, and i care less.
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>>689111432
well he was so....
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>>689116627
your spouse is a faggot, literally, LOLOLOL
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>>689116722
No you don't
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>>689116933
>jealous normie fags trying to skew info
top kek, u people are really getting desperate now
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>>689095288
literally everyone here
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>>689115968
>>689115968
I hate to say beta(trigger word) but keep feeling that way when around women.


Literally tested out my communication skills with a woman in a hardware store and she laughed a bit and told me, "thanks for the sermon pastor". While walking away.

What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>689117191
>"thanks for the sermon pastor"
kek
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>>689116431
definitely not gross.
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>>689116933
>couldnt care less

having sex will only waste time and complicate things. i could if i wanted to but i dont want kids or fucking warts.
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24 kissless here
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>>689116860
> a fiance isn't a spouse

And I wish, I could get him and another dude to double team me.
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The answer to most of /b/ are virgin lies on the nigger and feminazi threads
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>>689095910
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20 y/o virgin who's been dating a girl for the first time for about 3 weeks or so. When the fuck are we going to fuck? I'm dying over here
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>>689117541
MAN THE HARPOONS!!!

COVER UP UR BLOWHOLE U FUCKING WHALE

fucking females on /b/ smh
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I know dat feel
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>>689117541
Literally nobody cares you dumb attention whore, fuck off
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>>689117782
3 weeks n u havent fucked? bro u gotta step up ur game... usually takes me 2 weeks max before i bash
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>>689095288
34 and still a virgin.. the wizard thing isn't real
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>>689118057
that gif fucking creeped me out
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>>689107018
>>689105800
>>689104800
>banana
>reddit image
>le frogposter
Someone else is the summerfag here
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>>689117191
What a bitch.

There was this chick who was checking me out hard a while back and eventually actually initiated a conversation with me. Needless to say, I completely sperged out talking to her and you could just tell that her vagina dried up like the sahara desert. She looked like she was trying to hold back laughing in my face. Fuck me. I'm actually good looking (wasn't always, didn't get good looking until I was about 20) but I can't talk to girls I like without my mind going blank and my face turning red.

How are you in terms of attractiveness if you dont mind me asking?
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>>689117799

Says the virgin >.<
All of you fucks are pathetic. Always have been, always will be. And that's just the way it is.

How does it feel having no one love you?
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>>689118037
Seems wrong and too early for the novice I think.
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>>689118037
We've hung out 3 times now. I went to her place, she went to my place on Tuesday (lots of touching, rubbing, and tickling and stuff) and we went for ice-cream today. We talk and flirt about sex a decent amount so I'm hoping it's soon because her tits are fucking huge
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>>689117191
>thanks for the sermon pastor

What does this even mean?

Was she trying to say that she could tell you were sexually inexperienced (like a pastor would be)?
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>>689118458
Obvious bait.
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>>689117541
Cancer. Please die
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>>689095288
i'm a social retard but still somehow managed to convince women to let me put my dick inside of them
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>>689118458
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>>689118900
moar plz
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24yo hugless kissless virgin. I plan to earn my wizard status.
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>>689118798
You're cancer. Please die.
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>>689095288
Yes.
Could have done it back in highschool, BUT I FUCKING PUSSED OUT LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!!!
And then I got fat.
And now I'm here.
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>>689118417
I don't think I am ugly, but at the same time seen in person that facial beauty does not matter with men(from what I saw).

I attracted some of my sisters friends on facebook(I don't use my Facebook) and one of them decided to date. Didn't even last a week because I awkward penguined the shit out of it.

So in the end I look like my dad in his prime and we both look like Muhammad Ali(no joke).
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>>689118782
Sad thing is it's true.
You sit here, day after day, rating each others cocks (which is gay as BTW), and females on attractiveness... Yet you all have no room to talk.

Not a single one of you, that's a life you haven't even experienced yet, so what gives you the right to say anything bad about anyone?

Kill yourselves or go get laid. Simple :)
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didn't lose mine til 21, not necessarily worth it if it requires you to be in a crappy relationship.
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>>689119414
here is your (you) kid
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>>689118649
I don't know just like you. I had a coffee later that day pondering over it and hoping not to make the next woman I speak to not say that or anything of the sort.
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>>689119244
No, you're cancer.
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>>689119401
>facial beauty does not matter with men

It's not that it doesn't matter, its just that its second to personality.

Good personality/confidence is the most important thing for man to have. Good looks are just an added bonus.

Good looks are the most important thing for a woman to have. A good personality is just an added bonus.
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>>689119713
if you don't give me the link, i will drink bleach right now

holy fuck they are hot
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>>689119670
It's bait cause it hits a sore point, doesn't it?
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you'll be surprised how unchanged your life is when you finally have sex, and you will become even more depressed when you realize that life is pointless except for finding a vagina to stick your hard dick into.
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Why are you faggots so worked up about virginity? Even if you're a sperglord or ugly, you still have bagging potential. You just need to sit down, think, and tap into it.

I'm a decent looking (at best) betafag nigger, and can't hold conversations or flirt for the life of me. However, I'm an opportunist, and took advantage of easy opportunities to get laid in the past.

Assuming most of you faggots are unemployed, you need to find a job that has you interacting with people on the daily basis, therefore building your conversation skills and reducing social nervousness. Being around people so often eventually teaches you how to listen, and act more confidently in social situations.

>tl;dr: Get out of the basement, and force yourself into uncomfortable social situations to build your confidence and social skills, maybe hit the gym, and pussy will follow.
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>>689120449
it has literally zero logic to it's argument


>Kill yourselves or go get laid. Simple :)
haha so funny
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>>689120021
Most of my boyfriends have been ugly as hell. Pic related. My ex.

You wanna get laid, be funny and confident. Don't get that confused with pushy and assertive. Looks mean nothing.
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>>689120602
I second this.
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>>689120645
No logic? A fucking adult virgin thinks he has the right to insult anyone! That's just comedy right there.
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>>689120602
>Assuming most of you faggots are unemployed, you need to find a job that has you interacting with people on the daily basis, therefore building your conversation skills and reducing social nervousness. Being around people so often eventually teaches you how to listen, and act more confidently in social situations.
>Being around people
kek
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>>689120021
The more stigmas, double standards and social norms that I learn between women and men, the more I want to fuck off to another dimension.

I have been in the wrong for so long. Pretty sure I am doing something wrong no matter how conscious I am, but surely can make it work out.
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I thought I was going to end up as a virgin for life. I was a massive computer nerd in school. I literally had NO interests outside of my computer.

Then when I was 16 this random girl in my High School start following me around. Ended up fucking her like a month later.

There is hope.
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>>689120876
now you're not even trying anymore, kek
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1465702870423.jpg
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>>689120602
Most of what you said is true, however don't say "pussy will follow". You have to work for that. I did everything you said, and hoped girls would fall into my lap but that didn't happen.

You have to initiate with girls. They will not come to you, unless you're a 9/10, and even then most of the time they wont.
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>>689121001
Explain your kekkery, brah. Is that statement unreasonable?
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>>689120692
How does one act confident with a girl?
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>>689121197
people who online imageboards like this are here literally because they are not around people 90% of the time
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>>689120692
Just curious, how good looking are you? Like on a scale of 1-10
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Lost my virginity at 15, 21 now. Only been with 4 girls
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>>689120460
I understand this. I waited eagerly to drink until I turned 21, biggest bummer of my young life so far. Forced myself to enjoy it.

Just chill to cheap wine and left the hard liquor alone since I can't get drunk no matter how hard I try.

I am ready for more dissapoinment.

"Some of y'all say sex is overrated, but y'all ain't doing it right"

-Ludacris
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>>689121281
I'm fairly inexperienced, so I may not have a lot of room to talk here. But the way I see it is this:

You need to have the mentality that you've been with a lot of girls before, and that you have a lot of other girls willing to fuck you right now. Show interest, but dont be needy. Just have fun. If sex happens, cool. If not, on to the next one.
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>>689121438
I'd rate myself 5/10 but I usually get about a 7/10 from others. Not that I think I'm ugly, I just could use some improvement.
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>>689122658
Pics? We can give you an objective score.
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>>689121325
With what basis can you say that? You don't know everyone who uses imageboards. It's a generalization.

Even if most anons were to fall into the category you just described, don't you think it'd be best if they changed that?

>>689121181
>force yourself into uncomfortable social situations
>pussy will follow

This includes approaching women with whom you intend to fuck. Pussy WILL follow, unless you're only confident and humorous around dudes, and beta around chicks.
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>>689121281
Don't act beta. Don't suck up too much, make ur compliments scarce. It'll mean more when you do compliment her. If a girl wants constant praise, you'll be a stepping stone, don't do that. Those girls aren't worth it.

Talk like you're talking to any other guy, or friend. Be you. If she doesn't like you as you, fuck her. Don't be pushy, but know what you want and make that clear.

Girls are human, just like men. Don't go into it thinking you're trying to score. Start out a human to human relationship, let it build from there.

My number one advice I give to men is: if you're looking to get laid, and actively trying, most of the time it won't happen. Don't stress it. Relax.
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>>689123005
>don't you think it'd be best if they changed that?
no

this is the life for average /b/ tard if you were wondering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
take the redpill, become a NEET
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>>689120602
Weird. Most women I worked with in the past really gave me the impression they wish I didn't exist. One literally went off on me when I openly helped her group out at work and I was doing two workloads just to be nice, wasn't fucking up anything but just was "that guy" huh?

I just don't see many nice women.

The last time was in college and that was my chance. We literally sat together like socially awkward people and she was more shy than me. I actually initiated much of the help during the courses. She shared things about her life( father passing, where she lived, other shit). The que's went over my head.

Never again will I have that chance. That was an opportunity I will never have.
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>>689122846
I've posted on here, and I've gotten 0/10-10/10 so I don't really trust your guidance. But sure.
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>>689123709
7/10 seems about right.
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>>689123416
>Girls are human, just like men.
>implying
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>>689123709
post soles
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>>689123709
0/10
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>>689123907
That's usually what I get. I go by majority.

But that ex, people constantly wondered why I was with him. He's about 4/10 to other people.

My point is, looks literally don't matter at all when it comes to men.
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19 im 2/3 of the way to wizard status friends ;_;
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>>689117541
I want to make fuck to your pussy, call me girl (647) 972-7302
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>>689124223
See my point, anon? You'll always have these faggots looking for a rise.
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>>689124339
No
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>>689124501
Stop being coy you fucking cunt!
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>>689095288
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Yeah, 19. Its not that bad yet and the main reason is that I just didnĀ“t have many opportunities thanks to shutting myself in and no having many friends during highschool.
God I hope I can find some and maybe even a gf in college.
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just turned 21 yesterday so
>21 year old kissless virgin
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>>689124998
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18 yo virgin right here
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>>689123670
Nah, bro. The chances are always there, whether they're great or not. You just have to put yourself in situations that may increase your chances of a positive, favorable interaction.

Go out to bars, and if you're under 21, go to the library or something. If you work around people, your chances are already increased by standard since you'll interact with more people in work day. You just have to know how to act.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOyhwBHMgKA
Just lost my virginity while listening to this song
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>>689124781
aaay
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>>689124339
Example right here.

Pushy/confident.

This is pushy
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>>689125525
gas yourself
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>>689124426
Kek, don't give them the rise they're looking for.
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>>689125627
Get laid
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>>689125321
You are right. Now I can sleep with something positive in my head.

Thanks anon. Good night.
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>>689125949
Night anon
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I was told I have Testicular microlithiasis. You think that I will get cancer?
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>>689125800
Never do xx
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>>689126181
I was told I have a plexiform neurofibroma . you think that I'll get cancer?
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>>689096157
Also 32 here.
I don't give a fuck.
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>>689124119
Like my shoes?
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>>689127568
bare feet
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>>689127904
Way too many foot fetishes around here
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>>689128064
Yup
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>>689095288
I haven't fucked in 3 years so I feel like a virgin again. Gaining a lot of weight is not helping my situation -___-
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>>689126559
10/10 would bang.
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