Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Post what this thread was meant for: smugs
If you don't have any, post super cute as substitute
Fremy claimed
>smug
Muh claims
>>688961978
smug you say?
>>688960436
>Rattle rattle
Rolling for Syndra
still here
and
>>688961823
so you want someone to need you and just try to please you?
>>688961850
Kek I do the same with comic book heroes. Friends ask me how I learned so fast and know so much and I'm like "oh that?psssshhhhhhh I dunno..."
Please tell me you started off kotori..
>>688962478
I'll do the pleasing and introducing of new experiences
>>688962468
>rolling rattles
rolling for shinoa and shizuru
>>688962036
Yo.
Rolling for Shinoa.
Miho claimed
And now I'm getting sick. Such a great day today......
>>688961799
Ayy nice man. Yeah it's a little easy to spot everything if you have prior knowledge but to people who don't know jack, they're in for a wild ride.
As expected~
>Best idol claimed
Diving in after a long night
Akiko claimed
What is not a cat but still purrs?
>>688963002
you're pussy farts after a long fucking
>>688961978
I'm gonna go pass out now.
>>688963002
Cars? Engines at least.
...People, if you treat 'em right?
>>688962670
so you just want a person with a clean slate kind of thing?
Death to Israel.
>>688963211
that could work but I don't mind if that person has hobbies or special goals besides being cute and dressing up
>>688962484
As I've told Maki, that generally happens to me and space related things.
>Friends don't know bout muh quasars
I may have started Maki because of a totally not bias
>>688963002
Me when I lay down and turn my head a funny way.
>>688963438
why do you want that? what would you get out of it really? forgive my questions im trying to understand
>>688963160
I didn't really have a clever riddle or some shit but did you know that mongoose, bears, badgers, hyaenas, rabbits, squirrels, guinea pigs, tapirs, ring-tailed lemurs, elephants, raccoons, and gorillas also purr?
>>688963549
>nice pic
>
I guess that counts too
>>688963659
you'd know if you tried it
that is the only way you could understand
>>688963828
Knew about a third of those. I find the thought of a gorilla purring amusing for some reason.
>>688962892
Sup
>>688962933
Sleep
>>688962754
I'm with the bun
>>688962928
You too!?
>>688962933
I wish you best. Don't really know how to help ya
>>688962944
You have no idea. Lemme nerd out a bit: ivy in the show isn't her real name till she gets the name poison ivy. Her first name is Pamela. Another one is the red hood Jerome is the joker. Up on date, jokers real identity is still unknown
Soon...
>>688963448
YOU'RE INTO ASTRONOMY!?!?!? I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT AS A 6-8 YEAR OLD!!!!!
Did you know there's a brown dwarf as cool as a hot cup of coffee?
Imo, quasar are far much more prettier than supernovas
DAMMIT IT'S ALWAYS MAKI!
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>688964285
Everybody's trying to steal everyone now days.
What can i say, i'm a trend setter.
Claimed.
>>688963830
i dont know pretending to be something im not just does not sound im not sure how to say it
>>688964285
EDITED CAUSE I FUCKED UP BADLY TOMATO
.
You have no idea. Lemme nerd out a bit: ivy's name in the show isn't her real name till she gets the name poison ivy. Her first name is Pamela. Another one is Jerome is the joker. Up to date, joker's real identity is still unknown
>>688964285
I love it, but its always random facts and such rather than a passion. I didn't know that though. Always thought pulsars were the shit. Like, get hit with one pulse from one and the planet is 12 types of fucked.
But ya, quasars are FAR cooler than supernovas.
As Maki says, " She's not called "Best Idol" for nothing :^)"
Night Smuggles, sleep well!
>>688964683
you don't have to pretend just give it a try and learn about it as you go , there could be a new you waiting in the end
>>688964015
Yea I wonder if there's footage of it
they only do it while they're eating though
>>688964285
RIP Shinoah
Don't let the demons in
what is some one supposed to do when fapping is no longer remotely enjoyable?
>>688964285
It was just one time, goodnight.
>>688962973
Yo Rikka, how's the night going?
>>688963127
Good luck.
>>688963448
Ayyy.
>>688963828
>Gorillas and Bears
Learn something new everyday.
>>688964285
>>688964698
Kek, good one Shinoa. The first one I didn't know but the second one was easy to debunk.
>Soon...
We'll see about that~
Sleep tight man.
>>688964951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnA2fH-KwH0
This does not sound liking purring.
>>688964029
Cant when stuck in bathroom.
>>688964837
but wouldnt the appeal end for you after you have done all you can think of with them or the partner becomes more independent?
>>688965238
You get drunk and do it again
>>688964750
You survive a quasar to see a black hole being formed. I love that.
>potential wormhole?
>>688964503
>trips steals eyepatch
>>688965611
There is a manga about Rory, Yuka and Lelei being idols. No English translations that I know of.
>makes Rory best idol
>pic very much related
>>688964029
Playing Jak and Daxter, enjoying myself a lot. A bit cold though.
What about yourself?
>>688965611
The night is going alright just about to play Overwatch
>>688964951
>>688965611
That sounds like the sound of a demon about to eat my soul. Jesus fuck. Not as amusing as i was hoping.
>>688965916
>You get drunk and do it again
i have not gotten drunk, or even drank is almost 7 years, maybe its time to start again.
>>688965238
post in /waifu/
You'll miraculously stop fapping and only do it every now and then because you realized how long it's been. Also slower strokes. Your dick isn't a fucking shakeweight, slow the fuck down boy
>>688965611
Ayy thanks Maki the second
It's different, but you can't compare gorilla purrs to cat purrs
A purr is just a tonal fluttering sound
>>688966107
kek
What kind of sound do you expect from 300 kilo primates
>>688965916
The top one looks like Asuna
>>688965906
there are always new things to try out
if they become more independent and they're happy then I'll have reached my last goal
>>688966261
what would happen after that?
>>688965749
..what?
>>688965923
I was trying to sleep becaause my head hurts like hell.
It was unsuccessfull and now im here.
>>688964285
im sure we can work something out
cya
>>688966209
I mean... Yeah you're right, but still. Lol
>>688966469
I'll go on my way just like that person would if they chose to
>>688966244
Asuna was never a blonde. And it is the stereotypical elf.
>Tuka a shit
>>688966190
Start off slowly to begin. You know that it can hit you hard after an absence.
>>688966482
No painkillers available? Or alcohol?
>chamomile tea?
>>688965916
>Wormhole
Oh don't go all Interstellar on me Rory.
>>688966209
>Your dick isn't a fucking shakeweight, slow the fuck down boy
Oh god my fucking sides.
>>688966482
Damn. Sounds like shit dude. Sorry about that.
Have you taken anything?
>>688966793
Right, just even face looked similar
>>688961978
>>688965916
Better bust out the Rosetta Stone.
>makes Rory best idol
That title has been shared numerous times.
>>688966085
Sounds good man enjoying it myself too. Ayy do you need a McCree?
>>688966107
Toplel, now imagine this up close and personal.
>>688966209
>Maki the second
This made me laugh and also a bit sad.
You're right, it is on a completely different spectrum.
>>688966482
Im getting sick.
>>688966920
Was explored in one of my favorite albums before Interstellar. Havent even seen it yet.
>Ayreon - The Universal Migrator pts 1 and 2
>>688967128
Thats why Tuka a shit. Doesn't even stand out.
>>688966630
wouldnt you want something more permanent?
>>688967348
that would be a dream come true but it will depend on the other party's commitment
I can't force it , I'll just provide the experience and support
>>688967264
Sounds pretty good, not gunna lie.
The movie was pretty neat, and accurate on a lot of their info. Story line was so-so, but it wasn't terrible.
>>688967218
I had my sound up pretty loud with headphones when i played that. I won't be surprised if i have gorilla based nightmares frankly. Lol
>>688967548
experience and support?
>>688967975
you'll see if you try
I have to leave now its already 9 am keep being cute
>>688967611
Yeah, and Arjen took a fair bit of liberties with science fiction. A good story behind the albums but kinda farfetched. Music is what I listen to him for though.
>>688966793
>>688966963
I did take some painkillers, but it didn't help much.
Might try sleeping again.
>>688967239
Thats always nice.
>>688967218
Hey hey if you wanna play we can :)
Im sleepy but im not.
>>688968236
Alright, well I wish you luck dude, and I hope those meds kick in quickly.
>>688968141
ok bye then
>>688968236
I know you're a tea fiend, so why not chamomile?
>Rory-sama
>>688968221
I think Rapsody was the last band I listened to that did stories through their albums. Was pretty interesting, but was a bit hard to tell what was going on sometimes due to being metal and all.
>>688967948
Haha, it's the curse Harambe.
>>688968346
Sweet man, I'm down.
lright just send me an invite when you are ready
>>688968792
Ayreon is a blend of metal and prog, with more prog. Another prog album that jas a story is Dream Theater.
>not sure how you knew of Rhapsody without knowing about Ayreon or Dream Theater.
Classic story albums - Tommy and The Wall.
>>688969021
You can thank AMV Hell for that one. I branched out my music tastes A LOT through that and HMV Hells.
Might have to give them all a listen sometime.
>I should go warm up that spaghetti now...
clmd
I see the sun rising...
>>688970022
You should prolly sleep then. /waifu/ is pretty quiet.
>>688969718
Do it. Second warmup of pasta dishes the best.
>>688970309
Im to awake for that.
And the front door slamming dont help.
>>688970022
Glare at it angrily then seal your cave shut and resume shitposting.
That's what i do at least. Lol
>>688970501
I'll heat stroke myself if i do. I aint got AC
>>688970309
Did it. Hopefully eating will improve my mood a bit.
>>688970725
Damn. Well everything is terrible then.
Time to go all super villain and block then sun then.
>>688971028
EVIL!
Hello, I return from my sleep.
>>688971701
Heya Mio. Pretty slow right now.
>>688971793
Hello! Yeah it usually is at this time, it's nice when it's slow.
>>688971532
Muhahahaha! Evil is fun!
>>688972044
Agreed. I do like it when it's a bit busier though. About 8 people posting is pretty comfy speed to me.
Dunno what your music taste is, but have this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOY5d5cRMe4
>>688972114
Mini me fire the "laser"
>>688972504
Yeah it is comfy. Huh that song is okay, not something I would usually listen too but I like it. I'd give you a song but I haven't been listening to much recently, apart from nyanners
>>688972629
Hahaha nice.
>>688973058
lol
>>688961978
Oh look Shinoa
I didn't saw you so often recently
How is it going?
>smug/10
>>688962036
Syndra sweety <3
How are you doing my love <3
>>688963002
this>>688963549
>>688963095
>best waifu legs
>>688972926
Hmm, never much been one to listen to youtubers or anything.
I should check and see if Monstercat came out with 27 yet....
Oh shit, they did. Woo! That's just the kinda news I needed to see!
>>688973513
Oh nice, I've never listened to Monstercat but I have a friend that likes it.
>>688973315
Shinoa sleeping
Thread is slow
>legs for the leg god
Thread IS slow. Needs more cats too.
>>688973938
Cats for the cat god
>>688974048
I'm the cat god?
Deal.
>>688973747
They release some pretty good stuff from time to time. I always manage to find one or two gems on each of their numbered albums. But I'll admit, it's not music that everyone likes.
>Sample of a gem I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjUmo8DHA64
>>688973830
>>688973938
I'll do you better and have both!
>>688973938
>>688974147
Cat for the caturday
>>688974185
Also some leg action
>not one of her best leg pics
Glorious cat goodness.
>>688974147
Yes, you are the cat god.
>>688974185
Yeah I don't think it's the kind of thing I'm into
>>688974408
>>688974271
>kitty maids
>anyone top that?
Well that didn't work out as planned.
>>688968528
Because im lazy.
>>688974431
Fair enough, to each their own ya know?
>>688974745
Kitty China dress.
>>688974745
>Kirino
>>688974798
Sounds like its time to try that then.
>>688974888
>dammit
>chinese dress kitty trips
Ill try with faux kitty loose shirt lewdness
>Not full cat
>>688974888
Yeah, I might like it one day. My music tastes are all over
>>688974745
The best I can do at the moment
>>688975028
Pussy
>>688975028
Not all of us can be as great as you.
>>688975023
>Playtime
Your move.
Claimed
>Tfw no cats to contribute
at least i have smug
>>688975509
Any puppies?
>>688975509
Give me a suitable picture an I can change that.
>No promises on quality
Also, sup Mugen.
>>688975414
Had to look for this one
>you're being so very lewd
>mizore be jealous
>>688974745
nope
>>688975594
i got nothing, but im trying
>>688975624
Yoooooooo.
>Give me a suitable picture an I can change that
Im a bit scared but also interested. Try this one?
>>688975795
Well if we're going there
>Mizore will get better once wifi, don't you worry about that
>>688975853
I'll see what I can do!
>>688975323
You're god damn right you can't
>>688975952
>mizores reaction
>
Im out of nekos.
>Rory is so much newer than you
>>688975952
>inb4 its lewd somehow
Ill be waiting for this masterpiece
>>688975853
Post cute then
Best type moon claimed.
>>688976360
well....mugens not exactly know for that but ill give it a try. Hows this?
>>688976360
See, the trick is always being cute.
>>688976849
>>688976873
>cute
>>688976832
its them!
>>688977149
It's legs!
>>688976309
I don't lewd up everything in sight!
>If that picture was any higher resolution, this would've been a pain. I thank you for that.
>>688976302
RIP Rory
>Still had about 50 more i could post
>Makoto
>>688977308
>not posting legs
>>688977369
>>688977450
Not posting feet
>>688977533
Why not both?
>>688977533
>>688977644
>>688977644
>>688977716
>>688977369
Thats for the better, lewd mugen would be.....something.
This. Is. Amazing. I cant wait to use this sometime. Thank you for the addition to the folder
>>688977490
I tried to warn you, mugen and cute dont exactly mix, but he tries.
I find the boots very appealing. Don't know why.
>>688977793
There's quite a lot of lewd Mugen, 80% involve Fuu and the rest that other Samurai guy.
>>688977885
100% of it scary.
>>688977788
>
>>688977793
>Decided to do a quick look for artist made cat-ear Mugen
Lewd Mugen was something alright... anyways, let me know if you want anymore. I've nothing going on at the moment other than sorting for that gem in MC27
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5oNM2SnjIM
>>688977851
Boots
>>688961978
i say i say i say now bboy
>>688977851
>>688978087
I am more into kneesocks and tights
But take this
>
>>688978087
Bringing friends is good too.
>>688978081
>It's late hun..
>>688978225
Wowza. Found a much bigger one.
>>688978217
>kneesocks
>>688978087
>>688977851
>High heeled boots
Tsk.
>>688978217
>>688978217
>>688978438
We knee socks now?
>>688977885
I knew it existed, but does anyone really wanna see it at the end of the day? Maybe
>>688978010
All lewds are scary
>>688978024
Can you do anything with this?
>>688978225
I dont have many boot photos
>>688978692
Me neither. It's ok.
>>688978658
The styling on it makes it a real doozy. As much as I hate to say it, catting that one might be beyond my abilities.
>>688978658
This might be a sign to quit before half my folder is catgen. Ill take my one and be more than happy with it.
>>688979407
Meant for >>688978848
Thats the second time ive done that today. Im so tired all the time
>mugen
