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Everyone assumes everyone here is a kissless basement virgin, but i see a ton of cuckold and gf threads everyday, so lets settle this

>How old are you
>When did you have your first kiss
>When did you lose your virginity
>How many girls have you fucked
>Are you single right now
>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
>>
>>688901193
>18
>never
>never
>none
>yes
>social skills suck, also i never actually seeked a relationship
>>
>20
>18
>2
>No
>>
>>688901193
>25
>16
>17
>6
>No
>see above.
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>>688901776
Forgot virginity: 19
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>>688901193
>22
>5, but I guess 13
>14
>15ish
>Yes
>I had GFs from 13-20. I like being alone for the time being
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>>688901193
>>How old are you
20
>>When did you have your first kiss
16?
>>When did you lose your virginity
18
>>How many girls have you fucked
2
>>Are you single right now
yes
>>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?

Had a girlfriend but we broke up after 1-5-2 months and she didn't sleep with me. Went and fucked someone else in under 3 weeks. Asked another girl out on a date here recently, went out on 2 dates, she said she didn't want to date. Haven't asked anyone else out yet
>>
you see a ton of cuckold threads, because there a groups of people who literally get paid to post them. actual shills getting paid to shill and influence social media platforms.

it's digusting.
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>>688901193
>18
>i dont remember
>when i had sex
>does it matter?
>no
>>
>25 years old
>first kiss at 20 years old.
>lost virginity at 19 years old.
>fucked 4 girls.
>not single.
>>
>27
>14
>15
>6
>Married
>>
>>688901193
>22
>first grade
>lost it to some slut i met through a friend, was 16
> >20
>single and always ready to mingle
>because too many hoes to fuck, so little time
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>>688901193
you think you are a virgin and hate your life? watch this live feed for 30 secs...
you will never hate yourself again. fat fucker live is killing himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBmHZ9bGYig
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>>688901193
29yo
15 when i kissed a girl drunk
21, had some issues so stuck to fingering and oral for a long time(16-20)
18 or 19 women, including some chubbies and a rexic. Also, 2 virgins and a rape victim.
Engaged atm.
Why will I soon be single again? See ISSUES. Basically annoying loner with inflated ego.
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>>688901193
>25
>13
>14
>30ish, lost count.
>single
>I prefer fuck buddies.
>>
27
First kiss in 7th grade
Lost virginity at 18
Fucked about 8
Have 2 gfs that don't know about eachother

Don't know long long I can't keep this up bros
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>>688901193
>54
>13
>19
>22
>not single
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18
At 13
At 15
7
Newly
I get annoyed with stupid shit that my girlfriend worries me about
Pic related
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>>688902553
>first kiss at 20 but lost virginity at 19?
>>
>>688901193
19
14
16
1
Yep
My girlfriend was hit by a car and died, sociopathfag here; she was the only person I've ever cared about so I decided to become reclusive and waste my life
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>>688902553
Didn't kiss the girl you lost V to.
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>>688901193
>>How old are you
22
>>When did you have your first kiss
~7
>>When did you lose your virginity
17
>>How many girls have you fucked
2
>>Are you single right now
no
>>
>28
>16
>18
>4
>yes
>Ii'm poor and i have a 4 inch cock
i gave up, i probably got always just pity fuck, but relantionships don't last
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>>688901193
>27
>8
>14
>yes
>too busy trying to career build
>>
>>688901193
>21
>Can't remember
>First was when i was 13 or 14
>2 Girls, I'm gay now though
>Yes
>I have been really depressed over the past 4 years but now I'm carving a relationship so hopefully I won't be single for long
>>
>>688902953
it could be rape.
>>
>18
>Circa 12
>16
>3
>Yes
>My girlfriend goes to school abroad so we broke up at the start of this year, we'll be getting back together in less than a month though
>>
>>688901193
>20
>15
>I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose
>0
>single
>not interested in looking for someone...
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>>688901193
18
17
17 if oral counts, otherwise never
Been with 1 girl
Single
I'm single because I have high standards, not with appearance but with personality/intelligence, and I will hold out for the rest of my life before I start picking up dumb sluts
>>
>>688902953
they were probably shit face drunk, or he went to a whore
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>>688903100
That sucks bro.
>>
>21
>11
>14
>4
>no
>>
>>688901193
>21
>19
>19 (maybe day after first kiss lol)
>1
>maybe
>I am basically just waiting for my gf to dump me
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>>688903100
sorry to hear anon
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>18
>15
>15
>19
>Yes
>I don't do relationships, i say i love you i pound that sweet ass and i move on to the next until i'm old enough to settle down
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26
11 (yay older girls)
17
4
Yes
Last gf cheated on me.
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>>688901193
>How old are you 45
>When did you have your first kiss 13
>When did you lose your virginity 15
>How many girls have you fucked countless
>Are you single right now nope, married with a few GFs on the side
>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why? Not a pussy

Pic of 19 yo GF
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>>688903324
Not like you could get a slut to fuck you though anyways
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>>688901193

>How old are you
35
>When did you have your first kiss
15
>When did you lose your virginity
21
>How many girls have you fucked
12
>Are you single right now
No, I'm engaged but I'm not exactly the happiest. Not sure whether I should end it or what but we have been together nearly 6 years and have a 3 year old so that's the tough decision.
>>
>>688901193
>19
>13: In the town's skating rink the hottest chick I knew, Rebekah, pulled me behind the arcade machines and starting making out with me.
>17: Didn't actually cum til 19 though. I think I just fapped too much, and my girlfriend didn't last too long before she started hurting and crying so I never got into it.
>Nope
>>
>>688901193
>24
>14
>never
>none
>yes
>i'm an introverted alcoholic with social anxiety
>>
18
16
14
2
No
Socially awkward, don't make friends very easily can't be bothered
>>
>>688901193
>20
>n/a
>n/a
>0
>yes
>Because I don't talk to anyone
>>
36
13
18
way over 100
no..have gf, never married
>>
>>688904159
forgot how many girls have you fucked
>5, all boring except for my current gf.
>>
31
17
17
10 or so
no, married
>>
>>688904295
Tinder nigger
>>
>>688901193
>21
>14
>18
>2
>Yes
>Last relationship ended in her cheating, fucked me over emotionally, harboring hatred towards women.
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>>688903984
I've had two or three offer and I've just broken contact with them. I have a repulsion to casual sex and I hate how oversexed everyone and everything is.

Surely I'm not the only person who feels this way?
>>
25
Like 12 maybe
My 15th birthday
7, 11 if we count chicks I got BJ's from
No
>>
>20
>13
>15
>12
>no
>>
>How old are you
23
>When did you have your first kiss
17
>When did you lose your virginity
17
>How many girls have you fucked
9-10 (i cant remember if i fucked one cuz i was drunk af)
>Are you single right now
yes
>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
broke up with gf last month
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>>688901193
- 22
- 16
- 17
- 4
- yes
- got my heart ripped to pieces by the one girl i've truly loved. bad feels
>>
>>688901193
21
17
never didn't want to bring her home
0
yes
ugly
>>
>>688901193
>19
>16
>not yet nigga
>n/a
>yeet
>lazy/shy
>>
>>688904820
I know those feels.
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>>688901193
>>How old are you
30
>>When did you have your first kiss
17
>>When did you lose your virginity
19
>>How many girls have you fucked
6
>>Are you single right now
no. engaged now.

No-one cares but sometimes I regret not fucking more people but pretty sure its mainly 'grass looks greener'.

Had a 1 night stand that did not go well (drunk, overweight, awkward next morning), a fuck buddy who was amazing but broke my heart (cos i fell in love with my younger, 8/10, energetic fuck buddy, cos I was young and dumber), a holiday romance, and the other 3 were long term serious stuff.

And by all accounts I'm a basement dweller, making decent money now from programming & found someone compatible online. There's hope I promise.
>>
i'm finding it hard to believe that so many of you aren't virgins... maybe beta neckbeards are just a very vocal minority?
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>>688901193
>20
>12
>13
>I don't even remember them all
>Yes
Started dating a chick when I was 18 and she was 13, parents obviously didn't approve. Now I'm waiting for her to be old enough. Have been with a few girls since but never dated.
>>
>22
>is first kiss a thing ? i think the first one was when i was 5
>20
>5
>no
>I'm gonna be soon, my gf is moving to canada. I'm gonna stay single for a while because i suck at social stuff.
>>
>young adolescent
>15
>15
>3
>No

>inb4 underage B&
>>
>28
>15
>17
>10
>yes, for 5 years
>distrust in women cause of my abusive cheating ex
>>
If YOU READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE SATURDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU’VE STARTED THIS DON’T STOP, THIS IS SO FREAKY. POST THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT THREADS IN 10 MINUTES WHEN YOU ARE DONE PRESS THE SPACE BAR AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
>>
>18
>15
>16
>1
>Yes
>Socially awkward, and strong personality
>>
>23
>12
>14
>2.5(was black out drunk at age 15 and she was an old fat bitch who Was probably lying)
>no
>>
>>688901193
>>How old are you - 23
>>When did you have your first kiss - 14
>>When did you lose your virginity - 14
>>How many girls have you fucked - 8
>>Are you single right now - No
>>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why? - If i was its cause i havent found anyone worth being with yet and would probably continue to date and fuck girls till i found someone i didnt just want to fuck
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>25
>6
>6
>2
>No, married
>Girl cousin, 3 years older than me, fucked me when I was 6. We fucked until I was like 10-11.

>Met wife when I was 15. Fucked her, married her, and had a son.

We are still together.
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>>688901193
>41
>14
>18
>didnt count
>no
>>
27
kiss: 13
v-card: 14
girls: 9
boys: 12
single no
>>
> 32
> 24
> 24
> 4
> not single
>>
>>688901193
27
14
19
20+

Not single but not taken... I don't know what to call that.
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>>688901193
>20
>Kindergarten first "kiss". First real kiss I was 10
>18
>5
>Yes
>I haven't been try harding, and I get tired of a girl I've been dating after 5 months tops.
>>
>>688901193
>19
>dont remember but i was in elementary
> 7th grade
>4 although i fucked two of them tons of times
>hell yes, i only go out with women who are not whores which is hard to find now and days
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>>688901193
>>How old are you

20

>>When did you have your first kiss

Technically at like 7 but properly, that actually meant something 13/14

>>When did you lose your virginity

15

>>How many girls have you fucked

2

>>Are you single right now

Yes

>>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?

Spent the past 4/5 years in and out of serious relationships, its been nice having a year to myself and having fun with other girls without thinking about dire consequences. I met a girl who I think is amazing but she's travelled back to America for 3/4 months so we have decided to go back to just being friends which sucks but I hate long distance with a passion.
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>18
> Fuck idk like 10
>Lost the card at13
>Fucked 3 girls
>Cause having a girlfriend sucks and I'd rather just hookup with different chicks

Wrote this on a chicks tits once. She had no idea what it meant
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>>688901193
>How old are you
19
>When did you have your first kiss
12
>When did you lose your virginity
17
>How many girls have you fucked
1
>Are you single right now
ye
>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
autism probably
i don't really care about being in a relationship
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>25
>14
>17
>7
>No
>>
27
19
19
6
yes
by choice
>>
>>25
>>13
>>15
>>10
>>No
>>#N/A
>>
>>688901193
>34
>16
>18
>26
>Nope, but I am bein' cuck'd
>>
>>688901193

30
14
18
11
No
-
>>
>>688901193
>19
>7
>15
>3
>Nope
>N/A
>>
32
14
17
25
married
>>
>How old are you
19
>When did you have your first kiss
14
>When did you lose your virginity
16
>How many girls have you fucked
4-5
>Are you single right now
Nope
>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
Not
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>>688901193
>>How old are you
22
>>When did you have your first kiss
20
>>When did you lose your virginity
21
>>How many girls have you fucked
4
>>Are you single right now
yes
>>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
can't get my shit together, unrelated to women.
>>
Sure why not.

>27
>5
>14
>150-200 I stopped keeping track in highschool
>yes
>I want to settle down but first I need to find someone worth settling down with
>>
23
16
20
2
Yes, but in all reality, no I'm not. I may as well be married at this point lol
>>
>>688905203
>>
>>688907711
>150-200
I'll bite.
How?
>>
>>688907711
I feel like such a whore..lol
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>>688901193

>How old
39
>first kiss
not yet
>lose your virginity
not yet
>Are you single
yes
>why?
"Dating" or going out and doing things with people, kinda sucks. I don't like it. Makes it hard to really have a reason to be in a relationship. Also, being in a romantic relationship isn't really a big deal. I don't feel a need to stop being single.
>>
>>688901193
>22
>17
>21
worst choice I've ever made. Fucked a girl I didn't even like, she was out of my league tho, got it in for 15 seconds before we were interrupted. Call me a fag all you want but I really wish I would've waited for it to be very special
>1
>Yes
>I blame my weight, but I also refuse to lower my standards. If I know for a fact she isn't interested in me, I can chat her up no problem, but the second I think they're showing interest, I freeze up and get super awkward
>>
>>688907951
I was sleeping with a new person every week for about 5 years.
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>>688901193
>>23
>>12
>>14
>>22
>>Yeah
>>Broke up a month ago after 1 year and 7 months. We fought a lot. Got physical. She's crazy. I'm hardheaded. Wasn't going to work, neither of us put in enough effort.
>>
>>688908059
yes.... how?
>>
>>688907711
Chad confirmed
>>
>22
>15
>17
>3
>yes
>survived a false accusation by a girl i never fucked, not really ready to date again
>>
>21
>14
>16
>4
>Nope
>>
>>688901193
Based Amber
>>
>>688901193
>21
>12 kissed a girl named Michelle
> turn 13 and horndog
> fucked Michelle
>fucked 4 different girls 2 at the same time
> married now no kids

> trying to fuck bitches still
>I suck now
>>
>>688901193
>17
>14
>15
>2
>Yes, broke up 2 days ago
>i wanna fuck other bitches this summer
>>
>>688908100
Damn almost what seems like a decade on here and I'm still a newfg...
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>>688901193
>27
>6
>19
>7
>No
>N/A
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>>688908349
> fuck bitches get money son
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>>688908159
Honestly I don't really know.. I wouldn't have fucked me.. I guess I'm just good at convincing people to do things? Eventually my mom (in grade 10) buys me a T-Shirt that says 'your future ex boyfriend'
It's bad when your mom thinks you're a slut mmkay.

I'd just hang out with more girls than guys, flirt a lot. And then we'd end up fucking and I'd move onto the next. Never really thought about the how or why for that matter.

Just be you, it works. Confidence is key and all that good shit.
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>>How old are you
30
>>When did you have your first kiss
24
>>When did you lose your virginity
24
>>How many girls have you fucked
2
>>Are you single right now
yes
>>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
I have no fucking game, but sex is boring, anyway.
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>>688908503
other way round mate.
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>>688901193
>25
>11
>16
>100+
>not single, but if I were it would be the girls fault.
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>>688908593
>Just be you, it works.
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>How old are you
24
>When did you have your first kiss
14
>When did you lose your virginity
17
>How many girls have you fucked
I wanna say 20 maybe off tho
>Are you single right now
Nope married
>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
See above
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>>688901193

>How old are you
29
>When did you have your first kiss
17 i think, not sure.
>When did you lose your virginity
19
>How many girls have you fucked
6 (not shure, i'd be missing 1 or 2)
>Are you single right now
yep
>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
i fuck with 2 girls for the last 2 years. so im ok with it
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>>688908815
I looked more like scumbag steve back then. Maybe it was the shameless advertisement of sexual prowess that did the trick. One minute I'll take a photo to show you what I mean.
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>>688908621
>sex is boring
wtf happened to b.
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>>688909019
this gun be good.
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>>688901193
>23
>n/a
>n/a
>n/a
>yes
>autist with pockets full of spaghetti
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>>688908503
fuck Yeah, get into drugs, eat Your scool, dont do veggies
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>>688909156
>pockets full of spaghetti
I've heard that before, I'm from Germany.
What does it mean?
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>>688901193
Age : 28
FK : 15
Virginity loss: 16
Girls fucked: 20 ish
Single ATM: no
When I have been single, why?: because I was not frequently in a social environment in which I met women and had a chance to socialise with them. At all other times I have had a gf
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>>688901193
>25
>15~16
>17
>Counting escorts, about 10, not counting those, 5
>Yes
>Because I just went thru a relationship and I'm now enjoying being single with a fuck-buddy
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>>688909356
It's when you forget it's penis inspection day
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>>688909356
that you have aids
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>>688901193
ok... I've been here since unterb&, I am now in my mid 20's.

I had my first meaningful kiss at 18, after I'd already been here for three years.

I lost my virginity the same year to the same girl. It was disappointing for both of us.

I have fucked 8 women... usually while in a relationship with them, but a few that were either one-offs or cuckoldry/education for their husbands (fucked up, but glad I could help?)

I am... not single? It's a weird situation - a relationship without the titles... technically without the responsibility either, but neither of us are seeing other people.
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>23
>14 or 15 I think
>17
>5
>Nope
>Because 4chan taught me all the shit NOT to do
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>>688909494
>>688909516
wow thanks guys
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>>688901193

age: 26
first kiss: 12
virginity: blowjobs and anal at 16 (no babies for me). first pussy at 21
total women: 9
status: open relationship of 5 years
why: people who say one spouse is good enough are fuckin liars
>>
>>688901193
>18
>6 (if it counts. if not then n/a)
>havent yet
>0
>yes
>shy and never really tried. have turned down a few girls though
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>>688909491
why did you do escorts when you can get a fuck buddy?
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>>688901193
21
15
18
not inc prostitues,4
no
not single lad
>>
>>688901193
>20
>12
>13
>8
>Yeah :(
>bc my last gf was a cheating hypocrite and I needed to end that shit
I miss her
>>
>>688901193
>21
>15
>20
>1
>yes
>In part because I broke up recently with my ex (Even though it's been 9 months already), in part because I can't talk with random girls, it bores me as fuck
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>>688901193
>How old are you
>When did you have your first kiss
14
>When did you lose your virginity
17
>How many girls have you fucked
5
>Are you single right now
no, 6 years relationship
>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
-
>>
>>688901193
>35
>18
>17
>9
>no
>14 years relationship - I'll never marry tho
>>
>>688901193
>21
>14
>15
>7
>Yes
I've been friends with benefits with my best friend for a really long time now and I'm fine with just that
>>
>>688901193
>24
>8 for kiss 16 for make out
>10 yeah........
>1 willingly
>nope
>>
>>688901193
>19
>Never kissed a girl before
>18
>I've fucked 3 girls before
>Single as fuck
>Not sure why. Girls tell me I take too long asking and they get bored of waiting. I just don't have the initiative I suppose.
>>
>>688909802
underage b&
>>
20
never
never
none
yes
every girl i've ever asked out has turned me down
>>
>>688909714
Because at the time I did the escorts, I didn't have a fuck-buddy, nor girlfriend
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>>688910108
but apparently you have the potential to.
>>
>>688910099
don't ask bro, give them a reason to want you
>>
>19
>12
>18
>6
>Yes
>My gf in uni was switching to a different school and I was not as convinced as her in maintaining a long-distance relationship.
>>
>>688901193
18
11
1
No
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>>688901193
>21
>When I was 18.
>None. Me and the girl I was with at the time wasn't able to. She had to keep our relationship secret.
>Yeah.
>Haven't met anyone decent yet. Too busy with other things as well.
>>
>>688901193
>20
>4
>17
>2
>yes
>Gf of over a year left me coming up 3 months ago and i'm stilltrying to gt over it. don't think im gonna love anyone as purely, freely or confidently as i did her again.
>>
>>688909129
Gotta strip EXIF, but it's coming.
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>>688901193
>20
>Never
>Never
>None
>Yes
>I'm short, fat, and balding. I'm not very social with girls. I don't talk to many people and less chicks at that.
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>>688910328
right then.
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>18
>16
>17
>none
>nope!
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>>688910237
Lost your virginity at 1 year old, retard?
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>>688901193
>25
>12
>14 or 15 it was with a 21 year old tfw I don't remember my age but I do hers kek
>8
>no, married
>>
>>688910186
I have been building confidence thru those years actually. I've grown a lot in that aspect since, which gives me the possibility to get fuck-buddies
>>
22
17
17
10
no
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>>688910328
The way this went down was one was impressed and signed, then moar followed. and it went on and on...easier and easier. This is my bedroom wall.
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>>688907997
This remind me
>Be me
>be high af
>a random ugly girl wanna fuck
>we start some foreplays
>I put a condom on, and put my dick inside
>suddenly, i realize what i am doing
>i want all this to end.
>Puked.
>saved.png
>>
>>688901193
>19
>14
>17
>3
>No
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>22
>15
>17
>Probably like 15
>no, pic related current gf of a year
>N/A
>>
>>688901193
17
12
16
2
Single, juat got away from a crazy bitch, relationships are kind of a turn off for me right now
>>
>>688910510
same with me man.
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>>688910280
Hey, don't say that. It gets better, trust me.
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>>688901193

>26
>17
>20
>3
>No
>N/A
>>
>>688901193
19
14
19
1, and we will get married
nope.
im not single, doe.
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>>688901193
>How old are you
19
>When did you have your first kiss
never maked out
>When did you lose your virginity
not yet
>How many girls have you fucked
0
>Are you single right now
yep
>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
I've got plenty of girl friends yet i'm still alone inside, I guess I just blow stuff up
>Are you a robot?
Well, I would lie if I said no
>>
22
13
14
5
Nope, got me a qt athletic slav
>>
>>688910664
but she ugly yo.
>>
>>688901193
>18
>12
>16
>1 but fucked many times, also current gf
>no
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>How old are you
30

>When did you have your first kiss
about 14?

>When did you lose your virginity
20ish

>How many girls have you fucked
3, because i end up in long term relationships and don't cheat

>Are you single right now
No - but our last words to each other were her telling me "i don't even give a shit" after telling me she spent the night crying while i was playing games with mates... So ask me again in a week.

>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
Kinda wish i was, to be honest. We'll see how long i continue fooling myself.
>>
>>688905156
That's fucked dude
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>>688909892
Easy way to fix that is to have more initiative
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>>688910744
>1, and we will get married
are you FUCKING retarded?
>>
>>688901193
>18
>never
>never
>not a single one
>yup
>im a shy autisitc fuck who cant talk to girls without looking/sounding like a complete retard
>>
>27
>11
>17
>5
>Yes
>Was in a toxic relationship. Three of my five were during that 9 years relationship (she had about four guys during that time as well). Realizing that the best part of your life was spent being miserable lead me to my single status now.
>>
>>688910768
Girl friends are not girlfriends you kissless loser
>>
>>688901193
>34
>like 5
>16
>14 (most recent addition was yesterday)
>married
>>
>>688910614
>>688909129
Highlighted own post. Derp. There pic.
>>
>>688901193
>23
>16
>never
>big fat 0
>yeah
>Never really wanted a gf honestly. even if I had one, my sex drive is low so I wouldn't care about it
>>
>>688910680
Glad to hear that m8. I once thought I was going to have it hard in the sex aspect.
But once I knew how the game works and once I managed to keep my steem up, It hasn't been a problem to get sex regularly
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>18
>8. But properly at 12
>16
>7
>kinda
>kinda agreed to be in a relationship with a girl but still chatting with another chick that wants to fuck

so far pretty happy with my track record. going well
>>
>18
>12
>15
>1
>bitches cost too much
>>
Im 26.
kiss: 20
virginity: 23
ammount: 2
no, not for 2 years.
>>
>>688910927
That was my point
and uh... thanks mate
>>
19 and kissed / lost virginity in a brothel... it was amazing but i feel slightly bad because i paid 30 euros for it so its like cheating
>>
>23
>15
>15 (same week as the kiss, same girl too, shit you not)
>2
>yes
>Uni is hell and I can't give one enough attention, plus I'm a fucking prick so it's hard to find a girlfriend
>>
>>688901193
>age
20
>first kiss
14-15, both drunk, never spoke to her again after
>virginity
16, rainbow dreds raver type, got too emotionaly invested. Ended badly.
>number of ladies
4
>status
Single
>reasoning
I'm a basement dweller, no job, play Vida too much, going to college on my parents RESP money, no social impetus.
I'm hardly choice dating material ATM
>>
>>688901193
>just turned 18
>13
>13
>5
>yea
>idk probably smoke too much weed to have the motivation to talk to girls. havent even talked to a girl in months feelsbadman
>>
>>688901193
>16
>16
>2
>yes
>Yes, havent asked the girl i like if the feeling is mutual yet
>>
>>688901193
20
never
never
0
yes
health problems making me ugly and fucked in the head
>>
>>688901193
>21
>18
>1
>yes
>broke up recently, left me because she wants to be single (for the record she is still single)

is it wrong to feel like im used? wanted her to be my first and last.
>>
>>688910614
great....
>>
Im 21
No first kiss
Virgin
0
single
because im fucking awkward and only know how to insult people
>>
>22
>14
>16
>25
>Yes
>Trust issues
>>
(tvnekdh28) Anon last name or Ben you must be lurking here
>>
>>688901193
23
Ohh IDK 12?
15? Or 16?
5
Not single. I usually date girls for long times so that's why there's a low partner number.
>>
>>688901193
>27yo
>5-6 first kiss
>17 first sex
>19 girls
>relationship of almost 2 years
>>
>>688911341
Not really. I need to redo the walls now. It's embarrassing at this point. Honestly who the fuck would want to settle down withsome who has a wall full of names and stories written by each chick they fucked in that room. It's ridiculous. I don't know what I was thinking letting them do this shit.
>>
>How old are you
28
>When did you have your first kiss
25
>When did you lose your virginity
25 (same day as above)
>How many girls have you fucked
1
>Are you single right now
yes
>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
a lot of hassle for me
>>
>>688901193

>18
>14
>14
>3
>yes
>combination of misanthrophy, lack of time, and mild ugliness. Plus started uni at 16 so always been a bit of an outlier in that kind of social setting.
>>
>>688901193
>29
>13
>18
>10
>not exactly, I can't account a fuckfriend who I fuck sometimes as a relationship, neither as being 100% single
>>
>>688901193

Age: 17
>inb4 'GET OFF /B/ UNDERAGE FAGGOT

First Kiss: 12. It was a spin the bottle thing, but my first proper snog was a week or so ago.
Lost the plates: A week or so ago, the same night that I had my first snog

How many: Just the one at the moment, but I'm slowly working on my social anxiety and getting better at talking to girls

Single: Yeah

Why: Because I can't talk to girls for shit (working on it), and the ones I do talk to I'm friendzoned as fuck since I've known them for ages. Tinder seems to be a godsend for me, but I just need the confidence to talk to them on it.
>>
>>688901193
40
15
16
7 (and one prostitute)
No, married.
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>>688911623
I really do not comprehend how you get so many girls to fuck you, sorry.
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>28
>21
>21
>1
>no
>not single

Pic related it's the gf
>>
>>688901193
OP from the creepshot thread here.

>29
>real kiss at 15
>sex at 18
>40ish haven't done a full count in a while
>No
>>
>>688911823
nobody is impressed about your creepshots or your thread and you're the cancer that's preventing /b/ from healing.

Go outside.
>>
>>24
>>13
>>15
>>6
>>No
>>
>>688911250
underage b&
enjoy your ban faggot
>>
>>688901193
>25
>17
>17
>5
>yes
>I'm really growing to hate women and dating. Too many women that think they're a catch, too many women with kids, etc etc. I'll gladly start dating again if it's with a real genuine girl I'm attracted to but those are mostly taken.
>>
>15
>i dunno like 5, real one 14
>15
>1
>no
>>
>>688901193
19 will be 20 in a month
16 to 21 year old gf
Just one but all the time
Nope been with her for 4 years now
>>
>>688903842
She is shapeless
>>
>>688905784
Courting.
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>>688911739
I wish I could explain it to..
It's not like there's some simple secret to impart. Simply be confident in who and what you are and the rest seems to come is all I can really say.. Maybe I just have a fuckable personality..who knows. Who cares?
>>
>>688901193
>18
>probably like 12
>14
>2
>no
>>
>>688901193
>How old are you
24
>When did you have your first kiss
14 or 15. No recollection whatsoever.
>When did you lose your virginity
16
>How many girls have you fucked
7-10. I've been in a relationships for almost 5 of the past 6 years since I lost my virginity, though, so haven't got a lot of time fucking around.
>Are you single right now
FWB so practically yes
>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
Wanting to improve myself before involving women with my life, high standards coupled with lack of effort, commitment issues.
>>
>>688911695
Word of advice

Don't put pussy on a pedal stool and talk to them like you would any other person except when you are talking. flirt a little here and there make slow moves
>>
>>688911250
sry forgot age
>18
>>
>>688911978
nigger
>>
>>688901193
23
14
17
7
No, married
>>
>>688901193
21
13
15
12
No
>>
>>688912068
I fucking care man.
Thanks for the advice anyhow.
I guess I am too edgy..Not like r9k, but pretty edgy.
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>>688901193
>How old are you
fiddy-fukken-two
>When did you have your first kiss
13
>When did you lose your virginity
13
>How many girls have you fucked
7 - fuckFML for being a serial monogamist
>Are you single right now
no - she's a keeper

Truly amazes me how anyone can be so Superbeta as to remain a virgin - I always been fat, small dick, ugly, shit fucked-up spergy personality, not much money, no ambitions, but even I managed to get regular stay-at-home puss.

>sure are breeding 'em faggoty these days . . .
>>
>>688901193
>How old are you
18
>When did you have your first kiss
N/A
>When did you lose your virginity
N/A
>How many girls have you fucked
N/A
>Are you single right now
Yes
>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
Not really trying to look but still want one :/
>>
>>688901193
>18
>never. I'm a kissless virgin
>0
>yes
>because I'm a kissless virgin...
>>
>>688901193
>25
>19
>19
>3
>yes
>depressed, tired of women (high risk low reward), want a submissive stay at home female.
>>
>>688901193
>24
>20
>21
>1
>yes
>very few social interactions
>>
>>688901193
>20
>14
>Haven't
>Haven't
>yes
>No hobby's so don't know how or where to meet anyone, also i'm introvert
>>
>>688912072
I hear that. I'm trying to improve myself first too broski, gl.
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>>688910871
nope. just soul mates i guess. we're both fucking weird.
we're crazy about each other.
she fucks like a tiger.
i make her come.
what more could i want?
>>
>24
>4th grade
>15 y.o.
>17
>no
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>>688911045
pic related. longest relationship of 2.5 years
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>>688901193
>How old are you
29
>When did you have your first kiss
14
>When did you lose your virginity
14
>How many girls have you fucked
150 ish
>Are you single right now
yes
>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
im a massive asshole
>>
>>688901193
>16
>14
>14
>5
>Very close to now being
>>
>>688901193
>23
>16
>18
>4
>yes
>i'm terrified of people and emotions
>>
>>688911962
>newfag
>being this fucking new

/b/ doesn't have cancer, /b/ is cancer
>>
>>688912502
>we're crazy about each other.
>she fucks like a tiger.
>i make her come.

Said every 18 year old ever.
>>
>>688912247
Sorry I can't be of more help /b/ro
>>
>>688901193
>23
>16
>18
>4
>Yes
>Pretty insecure emotionally and 5.5" penis
>>
Mods sure are getting some work to do itt
>>
>>688912454
Got a promotion at job, almost got my personal life sorted out, but still need to get built at the gym and get more friends. I'm shit at keeping people close.
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>>688912655
> /b/ is cancer
>Truth
>>
I'm 18 years old
14 years old had first kiss
14 years old same day as first kiss lost vriginity
Slept with 5 girls
50/50 getting in new relationship
Not been single for long, won't be for much longer
>>
>>688912502
So she mauls your face?
>>
>17
>fucked 2 girls from age 15-17 (all relationships)
>not social at all
>all were 9/10 i might be 7/10
>how the fuck this Works
>was never the one to initiate a relationship
>don't understand life right now
>how to get fuck-friend????
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>>688909356

It's when you've been using your fingerbox so much that you forget it's Penis Inspection Day - owweee: pockets instantly FULL of molto spaghetti.
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>>688910744
>we will get married
don't have that mindset it'll just make the inevitable breakup more heartbreaking.
>inb4 we've talked about it
yep. that won't come into it when the time comes. just try to enjoy the happy moments you two have.
>>
>>688912095

>pedal stool
>pedal. Fucking. Stool.
>>
>>688901193
25
13
18
1
Yes
She left me 4 years ago and I don't have the money or looks to get a new one.
>>
>20
>8th grade
>current virgin
>see above
>yes
>I don't know how to seize opportunities so anything started with a girl dissipates because I'm a piece of shit
>>
>>688901193

>How old are you: 32

>When did you have your first kiss: dont remember

>When did you lose your virginity: 22nd birthday

>How many girls have you fucked: 4

>Are you single right now: married 8 years

>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why? See last answer
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>>688910359
>shave your head and grow scruff like pic related
>work out an hour a day, slim down and tone up
>download Tinder and just have semi-normal conversations with girls
My nigga you got this. I'm rooting for you.
>>
>>688912792
I'm about to get a new job and catch up my gym bill. Don't really need more friends but just want to feel secure and confident, I missed out on a 10/10 in my eyes because I never made a move due to confidence. Not gonna let it happen again
>>
>21
>16
>Haven't
>None
>Yes
>Because I'm a misogynistic asshole and possibly a psychopath that just gives off a 'get away' vibe.
>>
19
12
18
2
Yes
She is jewish, I'm not. We live in a jewish community which has led to huge complications.
>>
>>688901193
>19
>15
>18
>am femanon so none but 2 guys
>yes
>was cheated on
>>
>>688901193
>19
>Never
>Never
>0
>Yes
> I don't know, I guess lack of self confidence. I'm socially awkward even though I'm not ugly at all and have a pretty good culture.
>>
>>688901193
>24
>14
>15
>4
>yes
>I love someone who doesn't love me
>>
>24
>haven't
>haven't
>0
>Yes
>Asexual, not into sex or relationships period.
>>
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>>688901193
>26
>15
>18
>2
>married
>09 oldfag reporting in
>>
>>688901193
>>How old are you
26

>>When did you have your first kiss
16

>>When did you lose your virginity
17

>>How many girls have you fucked
1

>>Are you single right now
Nope.

>>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
---
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>>688901193
22
15
16
21
Yes
Baby mama is a cheating hoe.
Would still be with her for our kid.
>>
>How old are you
20
>When did you have your first kiss
At the age of 16
>When did you lose your virginity
Never
>How many girls have you fucked
0 in total
>Are you single right now
Yes
>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
No social skills, no confidence, constant apathy.
I also don't want a gf, I just want to fuck.
>>
>Everyone assumes everyone here is a kissless basement virgin, but i see a ton of cuckold and gf threads everyday, so lets settle this
>>How old are you
>>When did you have your first kiss
>>When did you lose your virginity
>>How many girls have you fucked
>>Are you single right now
>>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?


28

Fuck I dunno, twelve?

I was nineteen but I got a couple blow jobs before the deed happened.

14

Nope, I'm married.
>>
20, 15, 17, enough to realize the value of a relationship and the triviality of easy tail, nope engaged to my first kiss, my best freind, and the absolute love of my life. faggots
>>
26
16
16
6
yes
girl was being a bitch trying to get her to better herself and she turned it to you should love me for who i am as a whole like that was a reason to no longer strive to be a better person maybe im weird but im Buddhist so to me internal progress is important.
>>
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>>688901193
>23
>20
>20
>1
>No, been with my gf for 2.5 years
>>
>>688901193
>19
>12
>half drunk in my car
>3
>>
>>688901193
>27
>17
>8
>no
>>
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>>688901193
>>>almost 25>>>
>>>14>>>
>>>17>>>
>>>i stopped counting but not proud of the number, probably like 15 or so>>>
>>>will be made happiest man ever when my first baby is born this november!>>>
>>
>>688913162
>>688913162
>20
>hopefully soon
>see above
>0. until now
>yes, i am available
>femanon has not given me her number yet
>>
>>688901193
>17
>13
>15
>1
>single
>i like animal collective
>>
>Not old enough to be on /b/
>Never, tried once and she rejected me
>never
>0
>yes
>I am bad at being 'romantic' and literally all the girls friendzone me
>>
>34
>15
>18
>8
>Yes
>Honestly, ex-Fiancé left me, have 2 daughters with her, and I'm still bitter/angry about the whole thing. Would love another missus, but part of me doesn't so I don't have to go through all that pain again.
>>
26
10
10
15
Yes
My ex broke me when it comes to trust, I don't like my body atm because I gained 25kg of weight. Will consider fucking/relationship after I'm fit again but too lazy atm
>>
>>688913282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI
>>
>>688901193

> 26
> 13
> 19
> 2
> yes
>I broke with my gf a few months ago, we were 4 years together, now I just want to have some fun, nothing serious.
>>
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>>688901193
22
14 technically
never
-see above-
yes
severe latent depression, absolute lack of self-confidence and i refuse to ask someone to throw their life and future away just so i can feel good about myself.
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>>688901193
>age: 19
>first kiss: 13
>virginity lost: 15
>grills fucked: 5, probably I'm forgetting one or two
>single: yes
>reason: Studies keep me way too busy to date or make time for a gf
I strangely don't really miss having a girl. I'm probably better off alone
I do miss the zettai ryouiki she wore for me though
>>
>>688901193
19
16
17
1
Yes
Don't know any girls in my area since I graduated from a boarding highschool and I've been focusing on tech college (there are no girls in any of my classes) and myself.
>>
>almost 20
>This time last year
>This time last year
>4
>Yes
>Autistic, didn't try hard enough, bad luck
>>
>>688913180
I feel for ya.
>>
>22
>Kindergarten
>14
>2
>Nope
>Was single because I didn't try to get a girlfriend and if I did I would come off weird.
>>
>>688901193
24
14
15
9
Yes
I'm too busy for the pointless drama a relationship may cause
>>
>>688913365
Nigga i swear to fucking god
>>
Error
>>
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21
9/10, wasn't passionate ovbiously
15, to sisters older friend that was 17(6/10)
5 or 6girls.
Been in a relationship with my partner for year and 4 months.
Side note: partner is a guy, moved away from home because I came out, friends and family had trouble accepting it (still do)
>inb4 faggot
>inb4 can't inb4
>>
>24
>17
>18
>2
>married, 2 kids
>>
>>688901193
>24
>First kiss at 12 years old
>Lost virginity at 18 years old
>I have fucked between 25-30 girls
>I am currently engaged
>>
>>688901193
22
14
15
4
Yes
Got fat, lost all confidence.
>>
>>688901193
> 18
>16
>16
>2
>No
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>>688901193
>18
>12
>Never
>None
>ye
>I look like a fucking beta nerd,
>scratch that, I am a beta nerd.
>Decent looking girls call me cute sometimes,
>Im not the worst looking guy and I can take advantage of girls
>but I don't because I prefer a higher GPA than having a GF
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>>688913375
You're not depression anon quit lingering on the thoughts
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>>688901193
Interesting thread, bump.
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>>688903842
looks ugly, just because she's young doesn't make you a pimp
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>19
>17
>17
>3
>yep
>I have not been seeking a relationship, but maybe I will meet someone worthwhile.
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>>688913463
Just shave it man
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>>688913454
i am a white cis male who does not believe in god.

your hateful posting cant touch the me inside of me.
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>>688901193
18
13
Not yet
None
Yes
Just got out of school, need to get my life together.
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18
16
16
9 (all but 2 with shitface drink female friends at parties)
Yep
Because more interested in quick fucks then a long term relationship. Basically, I'm a cunt.
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>>688913581
Why are you bumping at 290+comments ?
Fuck you newfag
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>>688902553

>first kiss at 20 years old.
>lost virginity at 19 years old

kek, nice try kissless basement virgin.
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>22
>I was 14 and it was embarrassingly bad. I basically stayed still while this guy slobbered all over my face.
>I was 19
>fem anon, no girls but I've slept with 5 guys
>No, I'm with my boyfriend of 6 months so far. He's pretty great.
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Anyone else had trouble posting in the last hour or so? All I've been getting every time I try to post something is a connection error message. Is it the site, or is my CPU being totally autistic today?
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>>How old are you
22
>>When did you have your first kiss
15
>>When did you lose your virginity
15
>>How many girls have you fucked
40+
>>Are you single right now
Yes
>>If you are single, in 100% honesty, why?
Lack of confidence
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>>688913921
https://twitter.com/4chan/status/741452104112439296
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>>688903100
anon, you're my worst nightmare. Really sorry to hear that...
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>>688913921
How fucking new are you?
Yes, 4chan shat itself for a couple hours
Happens all the time for various reasons
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>26
>16
>17
>12
>Engaged
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>>688912255
Lol yes they are
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