Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
chicken tits
Usagi claimed
>>688884798
Someone gets it~
>>688884948
Oh shit waddup
>>688884949
Kek, how're you doing Karen?
>>688884668
Its a copy pasta someone posted yesterday, I'm fine Rikka
>thanks for worrying though
>hugs
>>688885571
Sachiiiiiii~
I've been through a bit lately, just finals and other family related things. Right now I'm pretty pissed though. How're you?
>tight hugs
>>688885994
Claiming Hitler
>>688885756
>I wonder what kind of images they are.
Same.
I hope it's good stuff though.
>>688886236
Claimed.
>>688885747
No.
Kuso
Akiko claimed
I'm back
Any eurofags around here?
>>688886236
Nice claim - Nazi Frodo
Dio-sama...
>>688886164
>>688885994
kagami claimed!!
>>688885774
y-you are??? well im happy to make people feel happy!!!
Claimed
Wasup Everyone? I just got back from the comic book store and PoP shopping its hot as fuck out 92 fuck this noise.
>>688886484
Claimed.
>>688886417
UK here.
However, not a Eurofag for long.
>>688886356
Ah I see. Any other interests?
>>688886613
>>688886465
>>688883516
That shit rubs me the wrong way. probably because I just suck at using him kek. D.Va is ok, don't really use her at all though.
Not as stunning as yours.
>>688884520
>Reinhardt
Have fun shielding your team that does jack shit lel.
>>688884567
Oh you know what I'm talking about, it's gonna be "Purrfect"~
Also take your 90 degrees weather back please.
>Best idol claimed
>>688886613
wiggle wiggle??
>>688886764
>>688886761
>>688885994
Last time on lewd stories
Mi liu fukked the shit out of Chara
Impregnated him/her
Now she is preggo
And Mi Liu was hornry
He waited till chara passed out from her craving of choco-broccoli flavoured ice cream
He snuck up on her sleeping
He slowly pulled down her shorts
Then came the panties...
She started to wake up so liu skipped the foreplay and went balls deep in Chara's velvet stink trench. She woke up and started rubbing her clit while liu stuck Lil Jake the One-eyed Snake into her babyhatch. His baloney blaster thrusted in and out of her bearded oyster as he literally fucked her brains out. His single serving soup dispenser dispense creme la onion soup into her sticky love canal.
Her spasm chasm spontaneously combusted, lighting her dick mitten and Liu's trouser snake on fire
The end
>>688886978
>>688886978
>>688886329
They might even be Scandalous enough to show uncovered hair or a knee.
Claimed
>>688885353
>>688886484
No no, it's just a meme
My week's been fine, I'll talk a little more after finishing these images
>>688886223
Pretty good now that the power's back, I'll talk in a bit.
>>688886587
Hey hey dude, had fun with your relatives? I'll chat you up a bit more after I finish these images
This is Karen by the way
>>688886193
Here you go, this one is for you
I have two for >>688886643
and one for mio
>>688887107
>>688886692
I enjoy sitcoms.
>>688887184
>>688886223
God damn it dont scare me like that friend I was like "Oh shit" ready to do what I can to help! But I am glad you are okay haha
>hugs back
>>688886764
Aw I am only using her to show my friend that I am not shit with her cuz he thinks he is super good.
>Stunning as yours
>Screenshot from show
Nice try Maki dont deflect my compliment
>>688886643
Fuck the brexit
You watched the opening game?
I've come for trips :D
>>688887119
>>688887343
Whats the name of the hentai with the young succubus getting graped by the schoolboy? penis pink or purple hair
>>688887107
All those fucking synonyms
I'm laughing my ass off
>>688887260
Damn, that's way too lewd.
>>688887268
>4 "lurking" pictures
hold on now
>>688887374
Yep, cracking 88 minute goal.
>>688887268
Go on.
>>688887435
You know they're new when they create a comment chain...
>>688886587
O shit nigga
>>688886764
Nigga my team A-1 (when I played on beta with friends on xbox ;_;)
>>688884668
>frenemy
Fucking epic dude! Just change all the words that's "house" to "condo"
https://youtu.be/uo35R9zQsAI
>>688884716
>huggles
DON'T SAY THAT HUGGLES!
Had me worried!!
>>688884798
>shiro aka koko jr
I didnt know!!
>>688884876
>Dio
It'll get tiring. Do you know where there coming from?
>>688885353
>purple haired friend
Work and vacation with no school and only work out is grand! Were you there about my beach story?
>>688885571
>chainsaw maid qt
>light gasp!
>>688887590
Dragon Ball Z Kai
Brazil's definition of Cold
>Yuiko
>>688887465
how's running been going by the way shiro??
>>688887268
Alright, unfortunately I can't play OW until Sunday :/
>>688887350
Sorry heh. I won't do that again~
>thanks for caring <3
>how have you been?
>>688887107
Kek'd pretty hard
>>688887338
Any particular favorites?
I'll have to say Seinfeld though that's not exactly controversial.
>>688887777
checked
>>688887777
getting even closer
>>688887777
DOUBLE QUADS CHECKED MAN
>>688887777
Cooliooo
We came to blow your system.
>>688888045
>>688887777
checked
>>688886643
>uk
Lol u liek sucklin on tha tit of the queen m8. If u don't like it scrap with me yer too scared you are a twat
Octo get!
>>688888389
>>688887414
Well you aren't getting shit.
>>688887435
>
>>688887590
Just because they watch anime doesn't mean they know every fucking hentai on Earth.
>>688887777
Reported. Have fun in jail faggot
Get.
>>688888765
>>688888765
CHECK EM BITCHES
>>688887833
Beautiful match
I wasn't expecting the Romanians to do that well
>>688887777
Damn nigga
>checked
>>688888045
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Seinfeld isn't bad either.
>>688884520
Gg, bluff called.
>>688884711
Medium rare, right?
>>688886764
Eek! Nope! No clue!
>Nah mang, it's yours for a bit
>>688887833
You're a big guy...
>one more coming up
>>688887806
my point is I want you to lurk and never post again
I'm expecting you two faggots to pay me back and gimme those Karens that you find. I'm still running low on fanart
>>688887990
Lame, why?
>>688887777
checked tbh
>>688887911
i don't think so, i wanna hear it though!!! i haven't been to the beach in ages...
>>688888888
>>688889235
Indeed, didn' see that coming at all.
>>688888426
I have no idea what you just said.
>688888887
>>688889347
Best and only kind.
>>688887911
No idea, I just look down every few minutes to see if any new ants apeared. The pile is starting to gross me out to be honest.
>>688888878
You can't unrape what has been done, you must live in the present and just rape her again.
>>688888989
kill me
>>688886223
im fine, sleep schedule just getting pretty bad
>less tight hugs
>>688886417
britfag here
>>688887927
>farenheit
holy shit 22°C is considered cold?
>>688887911
:o
>>688886643
Hi. Brazil here, and based on our economy I'm going to stay a while
>>688887990
Okay awesome I am too easy to trick
Anything for you friend <3
I have been alright still working in the same place and we got approved so were gonna start moving soon to the new place
How are you??
Fuck I can't shitpost tonight, my internet is fucking dying right now.
>>688888887
faggot
Claimed
QOTT: would you be immortal and keep your youth unless someone kills you and you're still affected by disease and illness or be immortal with no way of dying but you grow old and have conditions thats found common in the elder
Youth nigga. I'm an elf
>>688887911
>>688887268
I scored this today. While i was out. its just so damn hot out tho otherwise i had like 2 more comic book shops to hit up. Found issue 1-5 of toyko ghoul in this shop where the dude litterally had manga stacked up in piles in no order what so ever. need to go back when i have time to dig. I did Find Beserk issue 1 Karen u hayte me
>>688889573
THE CHOSEN ONE
>>688887911
SORRY SMUGGLES IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN ;w;
>apology hugs
>>688887777
>quad quads
Nice~
>>688889067
Nice try
>>688889412
Because I was forced along to the ocean against my will to see my sisters soccer game. I'm pretty mad about it
>>688887949
I had recently slacked off for an entire week, felt really disappointed and was running empty on pride, but started it back up yesterday. I now go running at about 10:30 PM instead of at 5 AM since my sleep schedule is now fixed (sadly).
There's men, underground
Who have never seen the sun
But they really know how to party
>>688890216
Youth m8, forever fresh.
>>688890216
Youth, I'd rather be in my prime until the day I die than be trapped in a dying body.
>>688886417
Yes, I'm as Euro as it can get
>>688890216
Immortal and keep my youth I'll become the perfect trap
no other trans can be as long os hormones as I can mwahahaha
>>688889741
Lel m8 git on my lvl of brit m8. quit sucklin yer thumb and scrap wiff me u pillock. I fukked yer mum and yer dog m8.
>>688890068
Most of the people here uses Fahrenheit so.....
Anyways, yes 22°C is cold as shit
>>688890216
Youth obviously.
>>688890714
I really can't imagine why anyone would pick the second option, that shit is a curse.
>>688889741
Good luck against Russia tomorrow
Won't be that hard
>>688890068
Watched the game?Opinions?
>>688890216
Immortal and keep my youth
>>688889741
Here you go shitbag
also I'm making the one you just posted have a transparent background too because that light blue one is garbage
>>688890310
Fucking rude ass people am I right?
When will you be back?
>>688890224
That looks ultra cute dude, glad you had fun.
Why would I hate you lol
>>688890691
Hey Brazil, it's Karen.
Yuiko looks nice in color
>>688890672
>and yer dog
>>688890216
Forever young, I want to be forever young!
>>688890216
Youth, and then I'll work out and pretend to be a ripped vampire.
>>688887350
Kek, let me hit him with a concussion then one of the quick burst. That'll show em.
Kek, but it's true though. The show has wonderful animation that makes Rikka even more cute.
>>688887911
>when I played on beta with friends on xbox ;_;
RIP
I
P
I don't know, he just feels satisfying. The maneuverability and concussion is wonderful.
>>688889347
And you say you're not a tsun~
Please I beg of you, this fan can only help for so long.
>>688890216
Youth m8y.
>>688886417
Aryan belgian eurofag here
>>688890828
Yeah, I mean, the second condition is pretty shit, especially cause conditions that are common in old people are usually pretty fucking annoying.
>>688886417
Hey Mugi.
Nah, USA.
Minerva claimed.
>>688890895
>Here you go shitbag
>I'm making the one you just posted have a transparent background too because that light blue one is garbage
Conflicted feelings here.
>>688890895
Hi ٩(ε )۶..
Why did ya changed yer Waifu ?
>>688890895
Sunday, I can't wait to be home n~n
>>688890068
That's good, I hope your sleep schedule is fixed
>hugs
>>688890112
I'm okay ish. See >>688890310
>>688886417
I'm the westernmost Eurofag in the thread.
You're not Dave!
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>688891263
You can't completely escape the tone of 4chan, and the best way to increase overall image quality is to help newfriends get proper images no?
>>688890369
nice!!! even though the sleep thing sucks...it'll be better for ya! i hope you continue running, just don't hurt yourself
>>688891377
what if i told you i live in iceland?? lol
>>688891263
Here's the last one
Did you see >>688889412 ?
>>688891303
I didn't my dude
Just giving my bros some pictures
How've you been?
>>688891308
So... after tomorrow?
>>688889741
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
>>688890981
I'm not!
It's 80 here now, so it's not much better.
snuggle~
>>688891561
It's ok Dave, my wife will continue to read your fortune!
>>688891561
Next time probably.
All done! Back to Karen for now. Until Mio shows up at least.
>>688891156
I'm not Mugi for fucks sake
>>688891377
>>688891016
>>688890610
The same question about the opening game goes to all of you
>>688891561
Nice try, buddy
>>688891605
Yup! I can't wait to be home ;w;
>>688891605
Yeah, I did, thanks Karen.
>>688891606
>newcastle
>That chav speak
Atleast get your areas right.
>>688891605
I'm fine. Head is aching a little but that's all. And ya ?
And could ya just upload it on Dropbox or something like that ?
>>688888888
>>688891827
A Y A Y A
>>688891826
Let's hope
>>688891886
>2 off
Right back at ye
>>688891578
It's a 2D illusion, Portugal is still more western on the globe!
>>688891308
You were forced to see your sisters soccer game? Why wouldnt ya wanna see that?
>>688890981
He sometimes play McCree but mostly D. Va. You know how I say the soft thing to you? it originated with Chuunibyou when I first watched it I said "Holy shit everything looks so soft and squishy" I even said it the night I watched it with my friends and they agreed, and in some scenes like this one, my heart literally sped up and I was like "Holy crap she is perfect" I will not forget thhis scene and the scene under the bridge
>>688889347
Shinoa knows all
>>688889555
Cheked long story short
Went to beach on Monday with the squad right? I head out into the water like 100 yards out and got hit in the head from 2 large waves. Barely made it in shore and felt like shit. Friends tried to make me eat and drink but I closed my eyes. They said I was going for about 30 minutes. Woke up, went into waters and fucked around. Came back to shore for snacks and kid made some sound. Turned around and threw sand in my eye. My right eye had corneal abrasion for almost a week. Went out to waters again and we got hit everywhere by large waves. Came back to shore and buried my friend. Fat black kid asked us what we were doing and told him. He helped us bury him then me. We gave him fruit pack snacks as payment and I took 3 or 4 beef jerky tender bites and offered him some. Had a real big smile on his face. Went back into water, told him to but bag back in trunk. Came back to shore and found my bag was half empty. That hungry hungry hippo ate most of my shit! Told us he was 10 and everytime we came back to shore, he came out of no where and we kept eyes on him. Don't know where his parents were either. Before leaving, I grabbed my gallon of water to drink from the front and friend said he was walking away with my bag. Stopped him and told him its not okay to steal. We got in the car and before we left, he gave me a grape soda as an apology gift
>>688892029
Hi dad. Brazil here
>>688891841
>Discount Mugi
Didn't watch it. I'm in the middle on my exams
I assume you're talking about soccer or something? I don't follow sports events
>>688892029
nuh uh!!
okay..but even if im not european im still further west!!
anyone got a link to download that game from /h/ last night :^)
Kirino dropped a link earlier but I wasn't at my computer
Also this watermark or whatever pisses me off
>>688891827
oops wrong folder
>>688891561
One day trips guy, one day.
What's happening with you?
>>688891841
You're discount mugi
>>688891892
welcome yo
Let Mio know if you see them
>>688891896
I'm doing okay. Had a scare today, power went out and I flipped the generator and thought I overloaded it. Turns out I flipped the wrong switch. Sat in the dark for half an hour for no reason lmao.
Hope your headache gets better.
It's just three pictures I don't really want to use dropbox when I can do it while posting
>>688892141
>Why wouldnt ya wanna see that?
come on nigga
>>688891377
Like this?
https://youtu.be/CZybyYp1DqQ
>>688892199
>long story short
>posts long story
>>688885994
Waifu LIVE now. Come watch me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBmHZ9bGYig
