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In what realms are women better than men?

>giving birth
>cooking
>teaching
>singing
>dancing

anything else?
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>>688878902
Empathy
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>>688878902
>cooking
That's why the majority of professional chefs are men, right?
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>>688878902
Every woman I know is a shit cook. They love to make things as bland as possible.
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>>688878902
What the fuck did she cook? Looks like boiled red russets, a massive pice of meatloaf covered in kraft singles with chili on top and some sort of awful macaroni/pea salad.

Stupid bitches, men can cook better regardless.
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women are good for three things

>cooking
>cleaning
and
>vaginas
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giving birth. they're definitely not better at anything else. although they do have superior spacial memory, so.. there's probably something useful they can apply that to if they can overcome their mental immaturity.
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>>688879255
Answer this question, OP
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Women better at dancing?
Riiiigh.
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>>688878902
Caring for babbys and their literal and not shits
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>>688879543
>superior spacial memory
Wot? Best be trollin', bruh.
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>>688878902
You faggots. I'd eat that in a heartbeat and then kiss her and say thank you. You sure have high standards for having that face. Any girlfriend who loves you enough to cook for you is a keeper.
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>>688878902
Out of all the things you listed they are only better at giving birth. Only reason for that is because men cant do it.
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>>688879889
If men could give birth (give man scientists like 100~ years to get on it) they would do it in 2 months and raise the kid in 4 years.
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>>688878902
women arn't suppost to be better then men, they are suppost to be able to do the things men can't
such as:
>giving birth
>singing
>dancing
only dumb bitches thing men and women are equal, they are both good at certain shit in their own right
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>>688879878
>tendies and overcooked spaghetti with watery sauce

That's insulting.
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>>688878902
>>giving birth
I guess we'll never know since it's not possible
>>cooking
Considering the world's top chefs are almost all men, no.
>>teaching
Better? Not according to statistics, but women dominate the profession in terms of numbers
>>singing
Only in pop, and that doesn't carry much weight
>>dancing
Maybe if you count strippers, go-gos and stage backups
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>>688878902
Im a better cook than any woman I've had prepare a meal for me.
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>>688878902
only having vaginas and giving birth.

giving head/hand are better done by men.
cooking, teaching and singing are better done by men.
if you count moshing in the pit as dancing: DEFINITELY MEN!
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>>688879878
>why does the pasta look funny
>she put regular boiled spaghetti on top of canned spaghetti
the fatter ones are from the can. disgusting.
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>>688878902
>Singing
Motherfucker, watch any singing competition on TV and the guys have a way better vocal range than women. Most women sound the fucking same and try to make up for it by holding a note as long, loud, and clear as possible. Men, on the other hand, can hit bass levels women can't, have distinctive voices, AND have a better ability to project emotion and volume.
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>>688878902
>singing
I hope that's a joke, most female vocals are trash
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>>688879255
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american cheese isn't real cheese also
its synthetic cheese
>never cook with american cheese
>>688878902
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>people in this thread are seriously literally actually unironically implying men are as good or better at women than cooking
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>>688879878
>You sure have high standards
No anon, your standards are just in the basement
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>>688880366
I am.
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>>688878902
Breaking hearts
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>>688880223
No way, how does anyone even think of something like that?
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>>688880366
>talks about men
>posts ape
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>>688880366
and your counterpoint is a monkey with nachos?
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>>688878902
>>cooking
>>teaching
As a exCFI/CFII/MEI who cooks the best food you will ever have I have to say a women will not beat me at teaching or cooking.

Dancing. You mean looking hot on a dance floor and not actually busting a move right? Because I know lots of black dudes who will tell you that no woman out dances them.

On the other hand I have watched women have sex with women, women have sex with men, and men have sex with men (seriously it is hilarious).
Women own sex. It is theirs.
Their lower body weight makes them better pilots and astronauts.
They own long distance swimming.
They are better snipers. (men rule close range).
They are better with colors. Only gender that can see the 4th color.
Decorating. (fags may disagree)
Getting information out of people/social engineering. Great pentesters/spys.
Socializing/Social skills in general.
Surviving starvation.
Living a long time.
Telling me there is something wrong with wearing a black belt and brown shoes.
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>>688879040
I feel ya.
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>>688879878
Honestly, yea, nail on the head. Considering in my generation there are just as many (if not more) female contributors to the financials of the household. If you can find a girl who can make you cum and doesn't mind not being on her phone for ten minutes you should at least try to make things work. They're a dying breed
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>>688879878
Literal faggot. My ex would try to "cook" and it would litterally end up being overcooked kraft macaroni or burned frozen pizza. She tried to make stuffed bell peppers and seriously almost lit my kitchen on fucking fire.

I spent so much extra money going out to eat with that bitch. Women are inferior in almost every aspect.
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Breaking civilized society.
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>>688880366
Why has he got a gloss cabinet but not a glass end panel. Poor fag.
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>>688878902
>Dieing
>getting raped.. Women are champions in getting all wholes ripped from multiple gang raping.
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>>688878902
Crying about inequality
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>>688878902
the only true one is giving birth
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Having soft hands
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>>688880366
ignores the whole subject matter to focus on one issue that leads to sure victory
>future laywer
nah
>feminist
more men cook on tv publicly then women
more men have won hell's kitchen
but please go on
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I don't usually like male singers, but come on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yz-nlseVOc
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>tfw no gf who can boil water
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>>688880733
> She tried to make stuffed bell peppers and seriously almost lit my kitchen on fucking fire.

> I spent so much extra money going out to eat with that bitch.

lol same with my ex. Wow looking back that was such a money pit.
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>>688878902
>teaching
for real? teaching what? teaching giving birth and cooking?
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>>688881227
>no gf who knows how to pan sear hot dogs
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>>688881181
that honestly looks decent. But can you imagine the farts you'd have after eating it.
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>>688881218
All to find out she was fucking my best friend in our last month of the relationship.

Fucking spent probably $100 a week at McFat.

Bitches man.
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>>688879513
What about the girls with dicks?
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>>688880366
>>people in this thread are seriously literally actually unironically implying men are as good or better at women than cooking
Posts pic of black dude. The irony.
Ever seen a woman make BBQ?

Women heat simple food generally. The real explorers are men. New cook and creative food comes from men.
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>>688878902
ill give you giving birth and singing op but

never met a bitch as good as me in the kitchen

never met a bitch that could teach worth shit.

dancing doesn't count because most "modern dance" is just overt sexual innuendo designed for bitches to show off and is much easier for a woman because spreading her legs and shaking her ass get men hard a lot more than a man doing the same for women. the real comparison in relation to the sexes here would be a woman pole dancing as apposed to a man working out in a gym.

if you look back on non-niggerfied versions of dance that were more social and less sexual such as ballroom and ballet the men are just as competent and graceful as the women.
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>>688881314
is that a hot dog omelette?

why?
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>>688881298
OP didn't graduate elementary school, so in OP's experience most teachers are men.
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>>688881328
Well I mean, she's the one that started it. "Hey baby guess what? DUTCH OVEN!"
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>>688882018
why not?
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>>688880493
:(
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>>688882222
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>>688882018
>why?
Got to put the sriracha on something.

That is a lie, you can eat that shit off the floor and it is still good.
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>>688881487
That's rough man. I broke up with my ex cause she was a pill popping stoner psycho and yelled at me everyday, didn't like my family, would question all of my decisions, and she started wanting sex less and less.
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>>688882221
SO CLOSE
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>>688882085
actually I experienced the exact opposite

as I went up in grade less and less teachers were women

and in college I literally only had 1 female professor that was for a class relevant to my major
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>>688881929
how can you fuck up Alfredo

seriously would tell her to eat that cause i would rather go to subway and eat Jared's taint
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>>688882444
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>>688878902
sucking dick
double penetrations
they smell better
TITS
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>>688881314
Nigga that's a hot dog omelette you uncultured fuck
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>>688879255
Maybe, it is mainly that men can handle the pressure better and communicate more efficiently/with more conviction
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>>688879040
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>>688881740
no memes for you
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>>688879255
Also hair stylists
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>>688882260
Thats fucked man. Good thing you got out before you were in too deep.
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>>688878902
>giving birth
>arguing
/thread
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>>688882101
because a cheese or onion or hamburger or fucking spam omelette would be 1000 times better
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>>688882325
she just didnt boil it down enough

she probably tossed the frozen shrimp right in the sauce not realizing how much ice melts when you do that and she didn't boil it down
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All of my male teachers have been better than most of the female ones in all honesty.
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>>688882603
cook with what you have

they didnt have those, but they had hotdogs
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>singing
kek'd
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>>688882592
>arguing
threatening to withdrawl sex isn't actually winning an argument. it's a last ditch effort to get your way even though you're wrong.
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>>688882592
>arguing
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>>688882579
yup. If you find yourself arguing and mad at eachother more than being happy with eachother its time to get out. There was no trust in that relationship.
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>>688882039
>>688881976
>>688881929
>>688881888
>>688881314
>>688881227
>>688881181
This is supposed to be disgusting food, right, or is anon retarded
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>>688882603
Fucking fried spam. Best thing ever.
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>>688878902
That girl is from rochester NY, I know a garbage plate when I see one.
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>>688882781
that don't even look that bad. Texture is off but its probably some sort of pureed pesto mixture. Probably tasted good
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>>688882750
>>688882735
I personally see no point in arguing with woman simply because they put too much passion in it.
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>>688882667
Is that seriously a cookie in ketchup?
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Look, men are just better at everything. If we could do childbirth like seahorses we'd do that better too, it's just a few years away though.
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>women
>in the kitchen
Not in this century. Not on my watch.
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>>688879495
That's a garbage plate. It's an upstate ny thing. They're really good though!
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>>688878902
How are woman be better than men at giving birth when men don't give birth...
It just means that women CAN give birth. There's no competition and it's really a "what genitals was I born into" game of 50/50 fucking chances from your parents.

All the other ones are just stereotypes you've put that both genders have professionals.
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>>688881051
Nonsensical rubbish
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>>688882781
Damn, I still havent met a chick that can cook a good mustard gravy like my mom
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>>688880312
this
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>>688882592
>arguing
Nope, they rely on emotion instead of rational thinking

>self /thread
Faggot
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>>688883082
They had plenty of time in the kitchen in the 20th century, now is the time to do it properly
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>>688879878

Low standards. you must be a fat ugly motherfucker..
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>>688878902
Teaching? Hell no. Most men are natural authorities, women are too soft or if not, they're just harsh cunts.

Singing... You can't be serious, the only good sounding women have some kind of "manly" voices.

Someone already said, that the Most professional chefs are men.

And dancing? Look at the professionals. The males are preezy good and the women are just thrown around.

I bet men with vaginas would be better at giving birth, too.
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>>688883069
Yes...yes it is. I also have a picture with goldfish on a plate and some other side on my computer as well.
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The only thing men know how to make are culinary abominations that might accidentally taste good after all the salt and butter. They try to be fancy but couldn't consistently put three meals on the table a day while raising kids.
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>>688882794
>>688881314
this is an omelet in the process of being cooked
this is how its suppose to look but i heat up my pan before i add the egg because i don't like runny omelets
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>>688883114
>585 fag
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>>688878902
Other than bearing and birthing children and many sports there is very little at which women are not equal to men
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>>688883489
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>>688878902
> Writing angry letters
> Selling men stuff
> Dodging criminal justice
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>>688878902
>cooking
most great chefs are men

>teaching
the greatest teachers in history are all men (socrates, confucius, buddha etc)

>singing
have you ever heard really good boy sopranos? or people like freddie mercury etc...female vocalists are very one dimensional like mariah carey

>dancing
probably yes, but guys can be ballet dancers too


www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRFYCerLF3o
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>>688878902
>Cooking
Nope. Most chefs that are widely regarded as being "the best" are male.
>Singing
Nope. Leaving mainstream charts aside, the most influential singers and frontmen were men.
>Giving birth
By default. No real skill involved, rather than just a biological function working as intended.

Can't say for sure with the other fields you mentioned.
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>>688881740
Those are not girls.
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From what I've seen most woman do everything superficially and always search for the easiest way out mostly by taking advantage of their gender.
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>>688879513
Kek... I also like Lajoie.
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>>688879878
That is regular spaghetti with canned spaghetti and some weird processed fish shit.
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>>688879618
I only see 4 swords in that picture ???
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>>688879495

No meat loaf or peas

Home fries made with russet potatoes (could have been fried crispier), A big long ways slice from a block of Velveta cheese or the like, Sloppy Joe. The Macaroni salad just has the green spicy bits in it

I'd eat that then face fuck her and grind my ball sack on her big jewy nose and blow a load on her glasses
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>>688879513
and their sisters vagina
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>>688878902
>cooking
Nope, best chefs in the world are men
>teaching
Nope, most college professors are men. women by and large do not have the mentoring instincts and general life skills that men do. Your mom most likely did not teach you how to change a tire.
>singing
Given that vocal ranges are not limited to sex, that's more of a personal skill
>dancing
Again, that's more of a personal level thing, and honestly more men dance than women, because men have to use dance as a form of peacocking to get women
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>>688878902
You're asking 4chan about women? first mistake ho
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>>688882039
Eggs, bacon, and waffles

What's wrong with this again? Not that she's a good cook for it, but it's no struggle plate
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>>688878902
A lot of people suck at most of those things.
And giving birth isn't a skill or talent.
>Surrogate mothers with enormous vaginas
>The ability to relate to children
>The ability to interpret feeling and emotion through arts

Just having the drive and patience to prepare a meal without the need of a microwave isn't exactly cooking.

Fucking hamburger helper
Also I believe MOST doctors are men, given the whole birth thing.
Keep arguing about why women are better than men at stuff instead of actually doing something about it.
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>cheerleading
>dancing on a pole
>getting offended by jokes
>feeling entitled for no actual reason

And the only reason they rule that is because men haven't cared to do better. One day a bored guy will probably do all of those, and better, on the same day.
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>>688878902
>cooking
>teaching
obviously not..

the other 3 i can see
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>>688883658
They seem to develop better social abilities (mostly because people are nice to them). But I find overly confident women especially annoying.
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>>688884236
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>>688878902
>cooking

I've never lived with a single woman who could cook worth a shit without following a strict recipe, or having to teach them.
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>>688884444
double quads!
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There are certain medical fields that women fit better (OBGYN, etc) but holy shit women cant cook.
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Gymnastics? Horse back riding (the only mixed gender event in the Olympics if I remember correctly)
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>>688878902
Lying probably
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>>688880334

american cheese is cheese

thats why people who make cheese call it cheese

whats why it says cheese on the package

ya fucking wanker
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Good thing i got a white girl that was raised by mexicans
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>>688884444

checked
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>>688884444
dub quads! my man!
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>>688878902
Vagina having
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>>688884466
Dubs speak the truth. I have yet to find a woman who can actually cook (bake, yes, but only when following a recipe).
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>>688880672
yet men are more intelligent, mentally and physically stronger than women.

yes i say more intelligent. why?
since the intelligence differences between women are small, they're either a little dumb or little smart.

men on the other hand is intelligence more wider spread. you have more fucking dumb idiots and more fucking geniuses.
idiots die off, the intelligent stay alive and reproduce.
so, men.
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>>688878902
>cooking
AHAHAHAHA
oh, wow
Nigglet, cooking isnt hard at all.
Just look for some fancy stuff, not classy grey shit. No matter who cook it, shit is shit.
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>>688878902
>fucking men's lives over
>holding grudges
>creating unnecessary drama
>spreading rumors for their own personal gain
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>>688881888
>>688884444This thread will get it for sure
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>>688884444
>quad quads
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yeah man, i hate women

let's rate each other's dicks
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>>688879878
oh look it's the white knight
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>>688883573
I've got a thing for sardines recently so that actually looks pretty good
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>>688880334
american anything is sub par
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5000 lesgo
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>>688884928
double quads, retard
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>>688884444
Check'd
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>>688881929

this mad eme fucking GAG how do you mess up fucking alfredo? its butter and creme and flour. parmesan if you want....... what the fuck. fi this bitch was asking me how to make alfredo she definitely wouldnt get the nutmeg i bet it would come out tasting like REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>688880672
>only gender that can see 4th color
>4th color
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>>688878902
Bitching and withholding sex.

Hair cuts and hair dressing, but most women I know get their hair cut with some gay dude or tranny so I'm not so sure about that.
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>>688883492
i puked
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>>688884444
fucking lobster and beans

those quad-quads though
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>>688885582
Red
>Green
Blue
[insert fourth color here]
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>>688883492

i lold
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>>688885582
yfw you'll never see the 4th color
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>>688883573
Yes! You are awesome!
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I guarantee you a male made this.
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>>688878902
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>>688879040
True
Also, in my experience, interacting with family.
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>>688886365
unironically, though?
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>>688886365

>implying
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>>688885924
do you even colors?
Basic colors are
red
yellow
blue
>4th color ??
secondary
orange(red+yellow)
green(yellow+blue)
purple(red+blue)
.
.
.
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>>688886365
This is just being time efficient, dental care and food in one
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>>688880001
I like the cut of this mans jib
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>>688886365
probably, because i female wouldnt try to be funny, but rather just act like a mindless drone like the rest of her gender.
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>>688878902
>>688878902

>>giving birth
by default
>>cooking
google michelin stars by gender
>>teaching
only until highschool
>>singing
nope
>>dancing
technically - no. aesthetically - yes
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>>688878902
>Giving Birth
No. Animals don't bitch and whine about it, niggers in africa don't either.
>Cooking
No, they can 'make food' and require high praise for throwing fucking nuggers in the oven.
>teaching
Never let a women teach your children, they can't seperate facts from emotional bias enough to form coherent understanding.
>singing
No. media-hyped bitch-squealing is not quality singing.
>dancing
stipclub girls aren't real dancers, anon.

Please try harder.
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>>688886471
The white mushroom sauce wasn't as bad as I remember. I should've used different, fresher mushrooms and not have added an Italian blend spice.

The steak was aaalmost well done, nothing but salt, pepper, and butter, 10oz. I believe? Poached eggs with runny yolk. Texas toast. I couldn't wait to eat so I didn't 'toast' them as long as I should have.
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>>688879878
Literal cancer, this is what happens when schools stop teaching women how to run a household.
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>>688878902
Women accomplished nothing. They are just live creatures to rape with.
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Koreans (specially Kim Jong-un) did nothing wrong
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>women better than men
>cooking
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>>688887795

thats a bloke tho?
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>>688887545
Who the fuck pairs steak with mushrooms, eggs and toast? Talk about ruining a steak dinner!
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I mean she's not the best, but I got a rare steak, lobster mashed potatoes, green beans, corn, Spanish rice and crab legs. Crab legs not pictured because I ate them first. And she paid for all of it.

Most women aren't worth shit. You gotta find the ones that were raised to work and take care of a man. I got lucky cause her grandma raised her and told her from day one her job was to take care of her man.
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>>688878902
first off, girl looks nasty and unkept
second, that food looks nasty
third, women are not better than men
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>>688889730
nice
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>>688889730
that looks good though tbh, nice balanced meal
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>>688889730
>serrated knife
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>>688889730
That rice looks goddamn delicious.
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>>688890412
Like I said, I got lucky. She's a hell of a cook, self taught. Raised on a farm and knows how to work. I haven't cooked a single meal since I got with her 5 years ago. She makes her own money and I get fed well nightly.
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>>688890412

>balanced
>that portion size
>all those carbs

amerifat detected
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>>688881328
>decent
You american retards eat trash and bullshit food. That shit is AWFUL.
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>>688889730
>spanish rice
Looks liked that boxed rice-a-roni stuff that's rice mixed with some kind of pasta as filler. I can only assume the rest is as easy as that.
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>688888888
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>>688890683
Green beans, corn and beef is bad? I mean I'll admit the potatoes are straight starch, but it's not fucking kebabs or whatever you eurofags are all getting shoved down your gullets by your new overlords.
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>>688889730
You should step in on the cooking sometime. It really is a fun thing - cooking.

Try grilling that steak sometime. That looks strictly baked. I'm going to try cedar planking my next steak when I can.
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>>688891038
I do grill. I love to grill. I just don't count grilling as cooking.
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>>688889686
Wasn't dinner

>brah
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>>688878902
MEN are way better. Proof and LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBmHZ9bGYig
Can't beat that. Dude is going to OD on camera in about an hour.
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>>688890195

As others have pointed out that is a home version of a "Garbage Plate" that is a main stay of several diners in up state NY, and voted the most fat9ing food in NY
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>>688891197
Do you just see cooking as a relative term for 'in the kitchen' or something?
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>>688891790
Not him, but I think it's kinda cheating. Anything will taste good grilled. Either charcoal or wood, man it's great.
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>>688880496
Who cares.

Women today arnt the women your moms turned out to be. Doing housework and be caretakers. Thats why most women are shit too, because we expect them to be something they are not. And men arnt the men of yesterday either. And thats why most men suck at getting women.

If she cooks you this, eat it. Encourage her. How do people even expect a girl whos hasnt even graduated yet to know how to cook like a fucking pro who makes his living doing it. Thats just retard logic.
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>>688880635
Max fucking kek.
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>>688891038
Goddamn cedar-planked salmon is so fucking good

Also my sister is a better cook than me, and I've been working in kitchens for 9 years. I stole her baked manicotti recipe and my roommates went fucking bananas over it; had to thank her personally. Too bad my mom can't cook good food to save her life, but holy shit that lady can bake the best damn German chocolate cake I've ever had. From scratch, no recipe, just pure win.

Yes, some women can't cook. But get this, and I know you'll never believe me, but some men suck at cooking too. Crazy, right? It's almost like it doesn't matter what gender you are to learn a skill
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>>688889730
You dickheads eat literal shit. Its just a bunch of crap thrown together. Americans and anything but fastfood = pathetic.
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>>688878902
>dancing
What about Michael Jackson?
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>>688892237
New Orleans would like a word with you
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>>688878902
she looks so proud of that but it looks like it's all just pre made shit that you need to heat up
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>>688892237
You should probably kys my man, and have you seen Russian "cuisine"?
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>>688891000
They are: 2 boiled eggs, corn from a can and some shitty pasta, you blind shiteater.
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>>688880021
While this is true the problem in todays world is that women are trying to quit all that shit in favor of failing at shit men are supposed to do. But if you tell them that then you are a misogynist.
>women are supposed to be women and men are supposed to be men
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>>688878902
Bitching, attention whoring, getting cocked
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>>688879459
That's because they are women and inferior to us
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>>688879040
Holy shit mate have you ever even met a woman before?
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>>688882781
Am i the only one to see a barfing face in the pesto thingie?
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>>688878902
Since children are cancer, men are better at giving birth by virtue of the fact that we DON'T do it.
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>>688880205
>giving head
Nigga you gay. A submissive woman sucking my dick is >9000× better than any man could ever be
>teaching
Agreed
>cooking
Agreed
>singing
No women got that one
>moshing in the pit
>dancing no you metalfag that would be fighting
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>>688878902
The bizarro earth realm.
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>>688891790
Yeah pretty much.
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>>688893284
Fucking gay as hell indeed.
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>>688892236
I would get baked in highschool and cook for my bros, we would grill out. Majority of them had not the slightest clue what cooking was. Granted most them were either raised in poor households growing up or households that encouraged microwave dinners.
You can't blame them honestly.
But my only gf couldn't cook. Neither could she eat.
My cooking life is going to be based off my own interest and initiative, I haven't tried German cake or manicotti for as far as I can remember. For me I'll just spend my life looking at recipes and trying new foods, most likely alone at that, because it's fun and cultural. This is something not a lot of girls in my area get. But not a lot of guys either.

I've had a small jar of caviar sitting by my bed now for almost 5 months or so now
>"Here baby, try these fish eggs."
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>women complaining their not aloud in the kitchen kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATT9VRdiHU0
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Women cook better than men says the men who can't cook.

>mfw
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>>688894554
>their
>aloud
AHAHAHAHAHA, I'M LAUGHING AT YOU FAGGOT. I'M LAUGHING. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
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>>688886471
not the best plating or picture, but looks delicious
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>>688879513
Women are actually good for 4 things
Cooking
Cleaning
Vaginas
And their sister's vaginas
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ITT: People who dont understand that part of food looking good is having a good picture with proper lighting and plating
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>>688895053
>implying i didn't wright that on porpoise
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>>688878902
>Cooking
Implying modern day women can cook for jack shit
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>>688895908
Said the virgin
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>>688895584
Your damage control does nothing here. You've been bested again. I am only growing stronger, there's no longer anything you can do. I AM GROWING STRONGER, STRONGER.
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>>688895908
exactly i havent met a single woman under the age of 25 that can cook better than me and its a damn shame
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>>688886471
well done steak? might as well eat cardboard
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>>688880087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7MRN1BeA6w
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>>688883882
same
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>>688878902
Is this hryuchevo-thread?
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>>688897817
eating raw meat? might as well eat a pig alive
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>>688898319
2
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>>688898319
Zhrachevo time
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giving blowjobs
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>>688898342
There is room between a raw steak and an overcooked one silly. Anyone who eats "well done" steak doesn't know anything about food
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Only 2 of those are true and 1 is impossible for a man to do
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>>688898342
you dont eat pork raw you dumpling
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>>688878902
>cooking
no, the best chefs are and always will be men

>teaching
no, women just put up with more shit from kids, so there's more of them

>singing
no, you're joking, right?

>dancing
no, just no
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>>688878902
>singing
Nah. Neither gender is better than the other when it comes to singing. Some individuals are better than others.
In fact besides giving birth, that applies to all of these.
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>>688880672
You should know on your own that you always match your belt to your shoes in a formal situation.
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>>688898622
No? They do in Germany.
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>>688878902
>cooking
all the best restaurants are led by men
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>>688899205
And who taught and inspire them to cook at all? their mothers.
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>>688878902
My favorite teacher of all time is a man
World class chefs are normally men right? Idk about that one
Singing, meh, i enjoy male singers more than female, but thats just my opinion>>688878902
Dancing
Thats a joke right?
https://youtu.be/LXO-jKksQkM
https://youtu.be/ctwRlq-x9aI
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>>688878902
You are fucking high if you think women are better at cooking than men. We're just better at getting them to do it, so we don't have to.

Same with everything else on your list.
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>>688899491
>100% of chefs were taught by their mothers ;^)
>That means women are the best cooks :^)
kys
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Why you faggots think women can sing better they such at singing just tell me one good female singer now eat my shit
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>>688878902
Shit bait.
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>>688880672
>better pilots
>snipers
>pentesters

lololol

You are so gay you're a faggot.
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>>688884444
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>>688879040
they fake this
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>>688879878
if a girl tried to feed me that id 360 walk out.
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>sucking dick
>eating pussy
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>>688900999
>id 360 walk out
This meme is so dead. You'd be FACING the same way you started and then walk out backwards like a retard.
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>>688882039
That looks awesome! bacon, sausage, waffles and grits. Yum!
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My last gf was lazy couldn't cook isn't as good at singing and was kinda dumb. She could dance and was sexy though... I think that's why I put up with her for so long, if it wasn't for her being good looking and a freak in the sack I would've left her sorry ass way before I did
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>>688881227
lol "pan seared " get the fuck out of here
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>>688879878
That looks nasty af. What the fuck man there are endless recipes online. If bitches cant cook from memory they can at least look up ideas and follow steps. Seriously what the fuck is she holding?
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>>688879040
Bullshit, most men are way more empathetic than chicks. You can tell fake empathy too if you're a complete autismo
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>>688878902
Men have larger vocal ranges than women.
Castrates were only ever a thing because a man can sing higher than a woman if he has no balls.
I completely agree with equality too. I love this bait, and watching the neckbeard 'meninists' freak out when the gender is challenged, but of all the shit in the world you could have tried to lie about, it's singing. Men can do that better.
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>>688878902
Idk what girls are better at, but my gf got pretty upset when I said she was "incompetent at working on a car or house"
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>>688901178
>knowing the meme and still falling for it
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>>688878902
This list is literally ass cancer
>giving birth
Holy shit, who would of thought that women are better than men at something only females can biologically can do
>cooking
Nahhh, I mean some moms do sometimes have some nice cooking but it's "momma" cooking shit, basic recipes from a cookbook recipe or some other shit that doesn't take much skill to craft in the first place
>teaching
Subjective, women are probably better with teaching children than some men, but more advanced subjects, it all depends on the individual, not gender
>singing
I've yet to come across one female singer that I would add to my music selection due to me having to go download the album, now this doesn't mean they are bad, just means that I wasn't crazy enough about the authenticity of the voice.
>dancing
Even mexis know this is bullshit. The salsa dancing and some of the breakdancing is usually a lot more impressive when done by the Mexican and black men community rather than woman
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>>688901862
>neckbeard 'meninists' freak out when the gender is challenged
it's never actually challenged, just some silly bitches try to stir shit
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>>688878902
>cooking
Nigga fuck off I'm a great cook and prefer to be the one cooking cause women nowadays ain't taught that shit.
All women now are good for is cumcontainers.
Until they behave like women and not the trashy sluts they are now, the only things they're better at is ruining society.
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>>688878902
The foods still better than her face Atleast. I'd fuck that plate of shit.
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>>688880733
is that why you're a massive faglord now?
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False rape accusations.

Having a cozy lifestyle without working.
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>>688903070
Even this, that's why even some dudes who are transgender who are really passable as a fem in the first place know they can have a comfy life after a transition
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>>688900606
..........
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>>688880733
First meal I made for my gf was stuffed mushroom caps with aged red fox cheese and prosciutto rosettes on top, broiled so it crisped up a bit.
Then I made salmon, asparagus, Greek potatoes, hollondaise, and got a nice bottle of wine. Went great.
She goes to cook for me...fuckin burnt everything. Chicken, potatoes, she even fucking ruined a Greek salad by not washing anything first so it all tasted like pesticide.
Needless to say it didn't work out and I couldn't be happier
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>>688900606
Janis Joplin.
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>>688900606
Tina Turner.
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>>688900606
Nina Simon.
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>>688900606
Blondie
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>>688900606
Evanescense
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>>688903746
Deborah Harry
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>>688900606
The Runaways.
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>>688903437
You sound like a fucking faggot.
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>>688903845
...come on
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>>688903898
cheers man.
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>>688882667
wtf is a wavy jawn?
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>>688878902
deception
thats the only thing they are better at

if man gould give birth, they would do it better
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>>688883069
Yes, anon. Yes, it is a chocolate chip cookie in ketchup, and homonig is happy about it.
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>>688903618
Sounds like a dying cat
>>688903659
Sounds like a teenage Michael Jackson but raspier, not neccesary good
>>688903707
She's alright, but also has a slight lisp in her singing style

Even the best of the best of women singers don't seem to compete with mediocre men singers
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>>688904605
Dying cats encapsulate the sound of the late 60's. I never drop acid without mincing a few cats to get me in the mood.
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>>688883492
Fuck you. LOL I homeschooled my boys after divorcing my psychoex while working construction, and taught them how to deep fry bacon.

No woman could do that.
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>>688889686
You do not understand a real man's breakfast anon.

Try it.
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