Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Shiki claimed
Plain weird edition, for those pictures you really couldn't describe in any other way.
kagami claimed!!
>>688877751
Good bye!
>>688877714
Why are you ignoring me?
>>688877827
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>>688876894
Oh my gosh that sounds so tasty.
Claimed also
>>688877737
Screen shots of what?!
>>688877012
Double teaming is no fair!
>>688877751
Bye Cutiepie~ See you soon~
>>688878073
Weird!
>>688878073
KAGAMI!!!!!
>>688877736
Hey! How are you Kyouko?
>>688877737
Noticed qt Shinoa.
Beat this for weirdness.
Poor Umaru imitator claimed
Heya guys back from being the family courier
AKO claimed
>>688878100
>>688877566
I won't make bigger claims
Transmutation sounds fantastic. I'd go with it too
Guys usually say they're bi because girls like open minded people too, so... yeah, most actually aren't
Where are you moving if I may ask?
>Plain weird edition, for those pictures you really couldn't describe in any other way.
Time to dump this folder.
>>688878073
>poke
>>688878405
wew lad
>>688878073
holy shit
Hi Mio
>>688877737
>>688878073
No way mate.
>still here
>>688875933
I didn't forget to reply to you, I'm just scrolling around and talking to whoever's here wanting to talk although as usual I may take my leave soon
cookie is CLAIMED
>>688878325
I'm doing good as always, what about you Nano?
>>688877827
>Plain weird
I'll go with this, but I don't have many weird pics.
>>688878073
Hey kagami!
Haven't seen you in a while
>>688878393
I like you too! Not entirely sure who this is though
>>688878506
Necromancy might be fun also
To Milwaukee, so one of the gayest cities ever really
>>688878408
Yay! My love has returned!
>>688878215
Yes it is pretty delicious
>
>>688878229
You have no idea dont you? Thisll be really fun~
>>688878325
*light gasp*
>>688878408
Yo frenemy
>>688878462
New here?
>>688878705
Wrong guy lol
>shinoa
Oops sorry Shinoa wrong post D:
>>688878393
>>688878241
hi shiro!!! how have you been??
>>688878249
heya shinoa! how are you?
>>688878679
>pokes harder
that's a lot of tsukasa in that pic lol
>>688878920
Damn that looks great, I want some
>>688878908
>but I don't have many weird SFW pics*.
Fixed
>>688878919
Hey love! Anything happen while I was gone?!?
>>688878920
Hey frenemy thats a nice cake you got there!
>>688878920
>>688878462
well in these threads I'm new yes
>>688877737
A tsun themselves should be able to spot another.
>Screenshots
Oh boy.
>>688878229
I thought you said more people makes it fun~?
>>688878408
O shit! It's dat dead meme. How ya doing Rikka?
>>688877827
Surprisingly I don't have that many weird pictures.
>Best idol claimed
Fucking fuck fuck fuck shit fucking fuck shit fuck god fucking fuck shit
Akiko claimed
>>688878919
Nah, Necromancy has too many risks, people won't be happy if you raise their dead rotten brother from the grave. They'd be more happy if you transmuted their broken or mutilated limbs so they don't die.
Milwaukee already sounds gay.
Oh yeah, how did you find out you were gay?
>>688879348
Transcipt of Tenryuu playing wows?
>>688879164
I got out of that slump of depression I had for past few weeks, so that's very pleasant. I'm currently watching Usagi Drop, I really like it. How about you friend?
>>688879348
Something wrong?
>>688879454
Hi Chara!
>>688879256
Mmmm I don't have much NSFW of Kyouko to be honest, kek.
Mostly because most of it is shit.
This is pretty weird aswell though.
>>688879348
Nice
>>688879348
>>688878506
Heya bby
>>688874877
What da fuq
>>688877103
>>688877737
hello, it's nice to contribute to the thread
>>688878908
I'm pretty ok!
Just got back from the Navy recruiter and now I have to wait to hear back from them.
Had to bring in my medical documents since I broke my leg and all.
>>688878920
It's not like I miss talking to you or anything..
I do.
You guys are such faggots
>>688879611
I mean your /ss/ with Madoka's brother, and I know of plenty decent quality Kyouko lewd if you know what I mean.
>>688878681
watsup!! how are you...ummm anon?? lol
>>688878799
heya yui!!! how've you been??
>>688878919
hi fran!! i was in the field lol, how are you doing?
>>688879541
well that's good!!! how did you get out of it??
i just got back from the field, so im pretty nasty feeling lol
>>688879272
Not really
>>688879454
Transmutation tends not to heal, it can buff and make you fly though. Obviously it also can change things into other things
Well, I never was really that attracted to girls, only a few tomboys. Then, about 7 months ago I started to watch some gay porn, I had been fairly curious till then.
>>688879956
Eww she's fat
>>688880143
Oh...well fug, I almost crashed because some stupid bus on the road today
>>688879319
>Dead meme?
Excuse you? My dab is always present! I am doing alright how are you doing Maki?
>>688879956
>3d women
Absolutely disgusting.
>>688879490
Transcript of me getting a detonated on the first shot in my first ranked game.
>>688880126
Well, time heals all wounds, and I assume that applied to my situation. Non Non Biyori did help me take my mind off of things, so I gotta give that credit too.
>>688880116
>I mean your /ss/ with Madoka's brother
Oh that, kek.
I still find that picture rather funny.
>plenty decent quality Kyouko lewd if you know what I mean
Well true, there's some pretty good ones thankfully, but a lot of stuff is really terrible.
Guess that applies to almost every character though.
>>688880126
Good to see you Kagami.
Doing pretty well, still nothing exciting though.
How'd the training go?
>>688879591
Hello anon! Never saw you before.
>>688879720
Heya Mi Liu
>>688879956
uh... yeah we are. Your point?
>>688880143
Still, transmutation... aka plastic surgeon!
huh... by gay porn... I never liked gay porn. Don't know why.
>>688880395
Kek, I was making a joke towards Dat Boi, don't worry I'll always appreciate your dabs. Good to hear, I'm fine myself just playing Overwatch.
>>688878920
That both terrifies and intrigues me...
>>688879319
T-That's for something e-entirely different!
I claim nui
>She's immortal
>also invincible
>and a qt 3.14
So do I win?
>>688880598
it was hell lol, im a lobster right now, and my ankles are destroyed
but it went awesome other than that!!
>>688880579
>I still find that picture rather funny.
Me too
>Guess that applies to almost every character though.
90% of everything is shit, that's the law.
>>688880838
I've been in the last three anime lobbies or so I like Steins Gate as well as Another. I like when the protagonist and the eye patch girl started dancing around the 4th or 5th episode :3
>>688880126
Anything cool happen there?
I haven't really done much, just planned out a mill deck since I hate having friends.
>>688880395
Shit man, glad you are ok
>>688880838
You could do that
Well, I'm sure we could do something you would like more <3
>>688879164
Great as usual, my purple haired friend. How's the trip or training?
>>688879205
We had two cakes becuase it was my brother and cousin's birthday yesterday
>>688879272
Thanks man. How's carrying stuff from point A to B?
>>688879319
Hoo hoo~
Ask your princess about how she Oh so missed her teases
>>688879832
:D what's up man?
>>688880926
Hehe~
Dio-sama...
There are at least 17 dead ants next to my left foot, it simply started with 2 ants, but there are always more of them, possibly sent on a scouting mission to find out what happened to their dead friends. For some reasons they never stop sending more ants, and they never stop dying, one after the other, crushed by my mighty mario & luigi dream team 3DS box. I don't understand why do they keep trying to reach their dead friends, because when they do, they just start running at a very high speed, and they get crushed. Sometimes I wonder if they all left together on a trip, and to go back to their little hole they need to go through me, forced to travel a path that will ensure certain death.
>>688881104
Sounds painful, more than I could ever do.
What did it involve, or is that a secret?
Ruka claimed
Done fapping and guess what happens?
Power immediately goes out, as usual.
Except this time, the generator won't work and the keys are with the gate guard who is asleep at this time.
So yup, using a personal hotspot from my phone to post this, computer almost out of power.
While fapping though, I came across something interesting that I want to share with a few people here tomorrow. Namely the K-On fags. Nothing lewd don't worry.
Glad to see you back Kagami, hope you're doing okay.
Welcome to the new people I was planning to talk to.
Oh and obligatory I'm leaving waifu threads aren't the same bye.
Computer dead in 3...2...1...
>>688881307
Forgot pic.
>>688880838
Chara, would you like a internet relationship?
>>688881063
Hi Harime, I think that's how it's spelled now all we need is Nonon and we'll have my favorite girl anime characters from Kill La Kill :D
>>688881290
>>688880838
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>>688881303
They're just following the pheromones of the previous ants. They have poor eye sights wouldn't know about their desd til their there
>shinoa
>>688881549
>>688881165
>90% of everything is shit, that's the law.
Yep, pretty much.
>That Shiki figure
I wish I had that one or the other similar one from Kotobukiya, they really look nice.
Even if my general rule is to not buy figures of shows I didn't see/stuff I didn't play.
I'm pretty sure I'll watch KnK soon though.
>>688880911
Ohhh I love dat boi, I just like frogs in general, oh fun fun are you kicking ass with our friend Roadhog??
>>688881063
Nobody ever wins here, but you did choose wisely
>>688881294
Still havent started doing that yet we actually have until like august to move in so I am gonna move all my stuff over when I can and live in the new place alone for a month
>>688881290
Yeah yeah me too, stupid bus no warning or anything and then dudes behind me got all mad
>>688881294
Oh sweet, lucky you.
>>688881210
So you are fairly new! Steins Gate is a great anime, Another was better than average but I still enjoyed it.
How should I call you? Nurse anon?
>>688881290
>Anons hitting on me
>Currently 2
I'm a big fan of transmutation! But not of plastic surgery kek
Fran please >>688881566
They are starting to notice
Let's.... continue this sometwhere more private
>>688881303
>Dio killing ants
Ah, my liege, those are humans, not ants
>taking my leave
>requesting yui hirasawa x yotsubata crossover fan art
I know I've requested it before some days ago but I forgot to save it that thread (apologies), if anybody could repost it? It's a crossover image of Yotsuba and Fuuka with Yui Hirasawa in front of a flight of stairs.
Southern slurs taking over this gay ass thread
>>688881938
Confederate cunts
>>688879352
Did you ever do that shop I requested? If not, I don't really care.
>>688881290
hate having friends?? whaddya mean?
i got to stalk people and drag them into the woods!!! if that's cool lol
>>688881294
it was good! got to do some neat stuff, what've you been up to lately??
>>688881307
nawww, don't sell yourself short lol, you could do it!
nah it's not top secret lol, we did a bucnh of stuff, but the best thing was splinter celling people lol
>>688881671
Great, then I'll be able to exterminate them all as long as these fresh bait are laying dead on the ground.
>>688881914
Why did you say that ants were ants? If it's supposed to be a joke, I do not find it funny.
Southern belle
I do declare!
>>688881706
Not to mention the obvious Ryuko pick, a traveling rebel who befriends an upbeat / insane school dweeb it's anime gold.
Claiming lolo as my husbando
>>688881840
I did get hit by a bus while riding my bike that one time...
>>688881914
Fair enough, tons of fun can be made
Well, I'm hitting on three different anons, mainly because I'm too nervous to in real life
Maybe tomorrow bae
Time for me to go to work!
Hey Y'all!
>>688881914
Last time on lewd stories
Mi liu fukked the shit out of Chara
Impregnated him/her
Now she is preggo
And Mi Liu was hornry
He waited till chara passed out from her craving of choco-broccoli flavoured ice cream
He snuck up on her sleeping
He slowly pulled down her shorts
Then came the panties...
>Cont
Puss n' grits
>>688881294
But at the same time I feel that's a bluff...
>>688881303
Another one for the books, My Lord.
>>688882228
I just finished one of Yume's requests
I'll get on yours now
Which hero did you want again? I think you said it didn't really matter but I'd like to make sure since my memory is like water through a sieve
Mmmmm
>>688882291
Ah, my deepest apologise. I forgot that humans are nothing more than mere ants to you.
>>688882520
See ya Fran!
>>688882558
Oh please no
>>688882691
I was just about to say:"Another pasta for Vigil".
kek.
Charleston chew
Claiming 56 nugget flush
>>688880926
Oh? And what might that be? Is it the "Research"?
>>688881294
Haha, you slippery serpent you.
>>688881840
I find the screaming frogs do pretty funny. Kinda ironic a meme itself gave me that insight. Having a blast though.
>Roadhog
I think you mean McCree.
>>688882961
Claiming
>>688882112
>speedy response
this is it
>ui hirasawa, out
>>688882995
RIP nuggets
I'm off now everyone, I'll be back tomorrow like usual. It was nice talking to those who spoke, bye!
>>688882726
I suppose Winston would be nice.
>>688882961
How are you today Sachi?
>>688883195
See ya later Ui!
>>688882691
The odd part is that I'm starting to spot ants that are carrying another ant on their back and it's not like some sort of rescue mission where they would go into that pile of dead ants just to save one who was by death's door, but rather that a random ant that was already carrying a living ant that is well alive and okay and are both goin towards that pile. The good part of that is that i can murder them both with one hit.
>>688883195
>>688883195
>>688883282
Bye to both of you!
>>688883387
>>688882520
Oh shit really? Gonna have to tell me about it next time love! Have a good day!
>>688883124
>McCree
He's alright but that beautiful feeling when you get the hook and they cant move and you just blast there head off its so good! Ive been trying to play D. Va more lately tho.
>Beautiful pic
>>688883512
Jesus claimed
>>688881294
Nothing really same thing different day.
Do you have me added on steam?
Whats the name of the hentai with the young succubus getting graped by the schoolboy? penis pink or purple hair
>>688883617
Claiming
>>688883769
I'm a piece of shit and my family's situation is fucked up, I'm depressed and I often think about killing myself.
People also call me a cum dumpster because I love roleplaying. I'm such a failure in this life and even my parents hate me.
>who wants a hug?
>>688883896
Claiming Trump
>>688884086
>>688884218
False alarm, I just pulled the wrong lever, that's why the generator wasn't working
ayy lmao
Claimed.
>>688884078
no
>>688884383
>>688881840
O shit! You did say something about never living in a house before right?
>>688881866
Brother got like $400-$600 last night. Lucky fucker... lol
>>688882278
Thread, gaming, working out at work etc. How's the military life?~
>>688882291
That's a lot of ants, Dio Sama
>>688882688
Trying me are ya? Well no screenshots for you!
>>688882961
Chainsaw maid qt
>>688883124
You know me
>McCree
>not reinhardt
>>688883617
I think lemme get in my laptop
>>688884078
No don't say that huggles!
>>688883124
W-What research?! Not the faintest c-clue what you're on about!
>>688884426
How's it goin Hank.
>>688884383
i knew you weren't leaving forever karen lol
how are ya???
>>688884078
Holy crap it sounds like you need a hug friend, here have as may as you need! How are you a cumdumpster for roleplaying? This confuses me.
>>688884520
Still not a house we still in a condo but hey I mean imma be by myself for a month so thats exciting!
>>688884494
>>688884567
Grilling.
>>688884383
Nice job Karen kek
>>688884430
Oh
>>688884520
Hehe~
I'm just copying what that one guy said yesterday~
>happy hugs
>>688884520
For what Prinz said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03Mf9BEGHfg
>>688883361
Perhaps you should attempt to halt their advance, if you can be bothered to, My Lord.
>>688884520
It is a lot, I must be around 25 now.
>>688881840
>Ohhh I love dat boi
ARE ANY OF THE K-ON FAGS STILL HERE
>>688884494
>>688884676
nice
>>688884577
I can't leave without saying a goodbye to you dude!
How was your adventure? How are you doing? You hurt or good?
>>688884711
You're awesome hank
>>688884716
It's how I do
