Last one I saw OP fucking died, so I thought I'd give it
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Last one I saw OP fucking died, so I thought I'd give it a try.
You know the rules, first 24 get in
>>688867864
Real fucking funny OP
Dat Boi
The Majestic
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Boss
A Cosmic Brownie
The Universe
Mei Terumi
Massive Hero Sack of Rye
Dima
Feldspar
>>688867864
Sandvich reporting in
spiderman
Anime
Speed Weed
A Single Pirate
Pepe
JBL
A Giant Armadillo
Shitty new season Spongebob
Condom
Mistake edition
>>688867864
Crazy Depp
Hank Hill
Bruce Campbell
Yamcha
Nazi and jew
>>688867864
anomalous
Dis is gon be good.
Cheering for Dat Boi, Feldspar and Anime!
Gigolo Geralt
>inb4 OP disappears and creates a new thread
gl;hf
faye
All hail Feldspar! Queen of /b/!
Bumping with tits
It's been 10 minutes. Are you still there OP?
Any day now, OP
OP here. Sorry, just really slow
NOW LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD
I found the HG thread again... It's been weeks.
>>688870402
Go go Feldspar! :D
>>688870402
Go Hank! Show these fuckers the true power of propane
woo!
>>688871096
Fuck yeah! Go dat boi!
>>688871275
>renamed Anime to Trash
Cant wait for Anime to win the whole thing, faggot.
nice quick death
>A sight for sore eyes to the blind would be awful majestic
It would be the most beautiful thing that they ever had seen
It would cause such surprise it would make all of their minds electric
How could anyone tell them that some things are not what they seem?
In such disbelief i thought i was asleep when i met you
My heart liquefied and i sighed '"oh this must be a dream"'
If i forget to set the alarm and sleep on through the dawn
don't remind me
I'd rather be dreaming of someone than living alone
If you're searching the lines for a point well, you've probably missed it
There was never anything there in the first place
>>688871483
This, now I'm rooting for one more tribute besides my own.
>>688871766
Rule 1 of hosting a hunger games. Never change a name given to a tribute.
>>688871916
Also be fast. ;-;
>>688871483
I actually made Anime's nickname Trash. Guess the simulator knows whats up
>>688872038
Anime & Feldspar > all else
>>688872038
Did you rename the New Season Spongebob to Shit?
I'm not even mad, I submitted it because it is shit
>>688872201
All names that aren't what was submitted are nicknames. The names are still the original, but the simulator is using the nicknames for whatever reason
>>688872383
Oh, okay
Shit is still accurate
RIP
>>688872383
Cuz thats how the simulator works, nerd.
>>688872802
Oh well, C'est La vie
Here are some stats for you nerds
>>688873123
Just get on with the games. We dont need the stats. Itll take ages.
I kinda want that pirate to win, honestly.
Night1.Jpeg
>>688873123
There are 4 kills but only 3 tributes died? Can somebody explain?
>>688873760
That means they ganged up on somebody
>>688873760
Theres only 3 kills
>>688873916
Alright thanks.
>>688874000
Nice trips, and you're welcome
>>688873770
>tfw I have wounds that need healing
Seriously, I submitted him and I am rooting for New Season Spongebob all-the-way
Thanks to whoever submitted the condom
Fun day lads
>>688873840
>LunchIn1stGrade.jpg
>>688874603
This shit is getting HEATED
I never thought I'd have this much fun in a HG post
Hank has already won. The others just haven't been made aware yet.
RIP in Pepperoni
>>688874603
I'M NUCLEEAAAAAAARRR
I'M W IIIIIIIIILLLLLLDD
>>688874926
>but mah boomstick
>>688875019
RIP in piss, you won't be missed
Rest in pesto, you did your pesto
Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti
Night2.PNG
Also no stats for nerds as someone requested I skip that shit
>>688874415
>>688875509
O shit waddup!
Rip Dat Boi
>>688875630
Go anime! You got this!
Slow day
>>688876048
My fucking camp!
>>688876048
They know Hank is a threat. But they have yet to experience proPAIN
Never Forgetti
>>688876232
I was behind this!
Shit shall prevail!
>>688874875
soon my child
Still have my money on Feldspar.
>>688876506
Shit and trash are both shit and trash tbh
Also you didn't raid my camp
>>688876591
Then your in for a sad ride I MEAN. Stay hopeful
Night3.WAV
>>688877023
Anime is trash. But its a kind of trash rhat you can safely indulge in once and a while.
>>688877142
r.i.p feldspar
>>688877142
Dammit. Rip sweet prince.
>>688877023
Damn, I read that completely wrong
>tfw
Day 3
This is actually a lot of fun
>>688877890
Die, Dima!
>>688877809
Yeah pirate!
>>688877890
Fuck the universe
MilitaryTaps.MP4
>>688877890
Dima will prevail)))
>>688878295
Speed Weed wasn't speedy enough.
RIP
>>688877809
Someone's gonna get surprised!
>>688877890
Hah, would kill myself too if I was the universe.
>>688878474
Wait, what are we gonna do if this thread gets too long? Where will we continue it again?
>>688877890
lel at the universe
>>688878626
Make a new thread dumbo
>>688877890
Here's a crop.
I like it.
>>688878794
But how will we universally know to migrate there/find it
I'm fucking retarded, sorry.
>>688878626
When the image limit gets hit, I'll just make a new thread and link it here
Night4.Spook
>>688879116
Oh, ok, thanks
>>688879188
looks like hank should have brought some propane with him
>>688878971
Nigga you what
OP will quote it
Just a note, gawker filed for bankruptcy
>>688879327
He's just saving it for the others.
>>688879188
>>688879188
>>688879327
Propane/Mistake duo when?
>>688879376
So I heard, that's what happens when you mess with the Hulkamania
In case anyone is wondering, Sandvich has 4 kills. Spidey should have killed him when he had the chance
>>688879786
>Spiderman injures herself
>herself
>her
>>688879786
>>688880104
>>688880104
At first, no one was really posting, so I had some time to change genders. But then I got hit by a massive pile of tributes and impatient people, so I rushed it. I apologize
No deaths, lets get right into the next night
>>688888888 soon
will you do a new game after this one op?
>>688871528
love that episode, especially the part with the song
Who everyone is alive?
>>688880719
>begs tasty to kill him and he refuses
hank cant handle it, he wont win
op dont post stats keep it going
>>688881019
The two are going to kill spiderman.
>>688881019
Its all part of his plan
>>688880822
Maybe in a while. I gotta do things like piss and eat
Funeral.Service
>>688881537
R.I.P
He was pretty big
>>688881271
>>688881974
Kick their shit in, Mistake!
What is it, Night 6 now? The end gets closer
IT'S BEEN FIVE MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK OP
>>688882283
rip hank
>>688882283
hank has fallen
>>688882283
NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
>>688882283
>>688882283
Pro-pain is feeling the pain now.
Time to get playing for real!
>>688882283
Decisions, decisions
>>688882839
Go anime and pirate!
>>688882449
At least Dima died to someone who has class
>>688882902
Spiderman does us all a favor
>>688882902
Fuck you spiderman
Why you always run everything that's fun
>>688882902
Whew lads, things are really heating up now!
>>688883279
>>688883279
>>688883399
Anime killed Pirate! No!
>>688883399
>>688883543
It was supposed to go the other way!
>>688883399
Tonight we feast on propane-grilled sandviches
>>688883883
>>688883932
>>688883932
F for a single pirate
Anime packin' heat
>>688884496
>>688884496
Anime! Anime! Anime!
>>688884496
PEPE NO
>>688884496
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
>>688884751
>>688884496
>>688884797
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RIP pepe
>>688884797
Cmon anime!
Press F to pay respects
>>688885125
>>688885058
>>688885125
Goddamnit I was so close
RIP shit
my asshole is clenched so tight in suspense
>>688885195
Naughty spiderman
im rooting for hero
>>688885287
Boring day
>>688885703
ITS OVER! ITS ALL OVER! WHAT AN UNEXPECTED TWIST! WHEW LADS, THAT WAS A RIDE
>>688886133
The true victor has been crowned
>>688886133
Filename.txt
>>688886461
>>688886133
>for supplies
>oh hey I'm kind of low on bread
>I'll just kill this faggot trash and take his
>what game?
>>688886133
DRRIIINNNKKKK
new game?
>>688886563
In his defense, he probably didn't know Spiderman died trying to escape
>>688886944
>>688886944
Someone else will have to start it. I'm hungry as shit
Also one last fuck you to the OP of the previous thread, who stopped posting. Fuck you
>>688888888
Yoink
>>688867864
GET
>>688887424
If someone does start a new one, link it here. Although I won't be hosting it, I'd love to see what happens
>>688888496
its gfonna happen
FASTER CAPTCH
Ya'll suck dick at GETting.
>>688888944
FUCKING NIGGERBALLS
>>688888888
