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I'm on the run from the cops right now. Watch the news,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I'm on the run from the cops right now. Watch the news, I'm about to go out with a bang.
Dubs and I'll tell you why Im running from them. Trips and I'll an hero in front of a cop. Roll quads and I'll shoot up a school before an heroing
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>>688865739
OP is a faggot
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OP definitely a faggot.
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>>688866111
checkd
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>>688866111
We'll look at that. Better get to an heroing, fag.
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OP is certainly a faggot.
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>>688866111
Y'all watching the news? Change the channel. Faggots.
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>>688865739
>688865739
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>>688865739
Fag. Roll anyways
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>>688866111
Tell us why you're otr before you an hero faggot op
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>>688866455
tell us OP
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>>688865739
>I'm on the run.
Looks like a fucking perma virgin, sits on the passenger seat, couldn't be more suspicious.
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>>688865739
tai lopez?
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>>688866455
Lets hear your fake gay story OP
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>>688865739

You look like pepper hicks
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>>688866420
Blaze it
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tell us cunt fag
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>>688866620
>>688866468
My gf left me and I slapped her and she called the cops on me. I'm about to make her wish she didnt do that.
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>>688866566
Thats drivers side champ.
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>>688866941
Kek
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>>688866111
There's the trips.
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>>688865739
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>>688866111
>>688865739
Rolling for columbine to top those trips
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>>688866941
>CNN or Fox?
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rollllllin. in my 5.4
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>>688867110
Reroll
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>>688866941
truly a titillating story OP. You should probably an hero now. On a live stream.
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>>688867150
Whichever, I'm about to go scream in a store and take it hostage
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>>688867270
Rerolling
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>>688867311
On my way to quads
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>>688867280
same fam
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>>688866941
Finally, a thread with potential.
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Quads get
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>>688867280
Makesure you let go of the children OP
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>>688867391
Still in this bitch
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>>688867499
Q-quads?
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>>688867280
Make sure you shout Allahu akbar when you get in the store.
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I thought they already caught the Unibomber
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>>688867488
Nice quads
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>>688867499
gj
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>>688867596
Rolling, rolling, rolling
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School shooting
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I'm going to go pick up a gun at my frinds house, if thread 404's will make new post called my gf left me, now suffer I am god. Keep your eyes peeled anons.
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>>688867645
I've got a straight.. 4 5 6 7 8 .. is that something?
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>>688867652
>>688867659
Make America great again
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>>688867753
is this OP or a fag
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>>688867793
SHEIIIT
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>>688865739
Still no timestamp, picture of gun, or info on news
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>>688867850
No it's me. My mom wouldnt let me buy a gun.
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>>688867651
thank you very much
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>>688867850
Why not both?
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shoot a school plz IM KIDDING DONT
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Roll trips and OP goes out while repeadetly yelling By Azura.
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>>688867877
I'm not starting till I get a gun fag.
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OP?
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-texas-shooting-idUSKCN0YW21Q
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>>688867998
off by one
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>>688867280
Tell us what state/town you live in so we can go to the local news there, cnn nor fox will cover your gay lies.
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>>688868058
He hasn't even got a gun yet faggot
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>>688868058
kek
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>>688867949
>My mom wouldnt let me buy a gun.
>My mom wouldnt let me
>My mom wouldnt
>My mom
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>>688868082
It'll be a surprise just wait.
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>>688866984
And dems dubs. Tell us why you're not an heroing in front of a cop?

Give location
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>>688868291
It won't be a surprise if we can't see it faggot
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This thread sucks this guy is a pussy.
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>Shoot up a school
Guess your gonna shoot the lockers then, because it's fucking summer you faggot.
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T I M E ST A M P

OR GTFO
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>>688868421
this
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>>688868414
It'll come out on the news. I'm leaving a suicide note and everything. For extra keks, who should I blame?
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>>688868485
lol
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Blame the first guy you see at a Walmart.
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>>688868523
your mom for not letting you have a gun
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>>688868523
Do a timestamp then...
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>>688868291
fgt confirmed
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>>688868485
depends where he is.
>assuming this hard
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>>688868523
SJW, The Jews, Obama and Justin Beeber.
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>>688867998
Goddamnit.
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>>688868421
Wtf did you say faggot. Give me your address if I'm such a pussy.
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>>688868523
It will be on your local news, not national fucktard therefore you won't have an audience. Gay and fake.
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>>688865739
confirmed faggot
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>>688868523
Say shape shifting lizard people made you do it
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>>688868667
Off by one
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>>688868523
Tell us where to look dammit. I want to be on Backwoods Hillbilly Tribune Bi-weekly's site when this breaks...

or wherever you're from
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>>688888888
soon
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>>688868523
say you did it for trumps honor
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>>688868155
That's why the report says faggot op throwing rocks.
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>>688868523
Blame santa!
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>>688868930
so fucking ominous O.o

like a new age of darkness approaching
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>>688868421
give him your address bro. he wont do anything he's a weak fagget bitch
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trips and this thread is gay
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>>688865739
> Trips and I'll an hero in front of a cop
>>688866111
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>>688867762
The summer is strong with this one
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>>688868728
Fuck you. Berea, iowa.
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>>688869158
Roll
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>>688867998
Ugh, do it anyway op.
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>>688866593
running in the hollywood hills
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>>688869158
rolling for >faggot confirmed
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>>688869301
Thanks
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>>688869301
Thanks, now prove it's OP and not some other lying faggot. We're waiting.
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>>688867762
That's better than trips, the summer is strong with you.
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>>68886573>>688866111
no balls
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>>688869158
roll
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>>688869301
You're doing this in Iowa?!

Why? Are the victims going to be the 12 people at the corn store?
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Someone should stab this Fuck for bringing school.into it dumb Fuck leave the kids outta it fucking FAGGOT
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>>688868523
Trump. Blame trump. Do something good
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>>688869107
soon
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>>688869604
Restrain yourself.
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>>688869158
rollll
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Quads
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>>688867850
is there a difference?
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>>688869604
Faggot this site isnt for you. Go back to plebbit where you belong.
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Lets get some quads
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>>688869715
lol
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>>688869843
Yes please
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I'll do it, for the children
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The image file says Screenshot. Until i see a timestamp, this pussy OP isnt doing shit but selling wolf tickets
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>>688865739
FAGGGGG
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>>688869843
Come on
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>>688869604
REEEEEEEE
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OP is a legitimate faggot
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Seriously though, why Iowa?
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The next person will get quads.
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>>688869604
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how many quads do him need
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>>688870042
If only
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>>688865739

Sweet beard, brah. You dont look like a 15 year old.
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>>688869604
Being this new to 4chan.

Where do you think you are, friend?
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OP if you just kys it wont be on national news.

Go into a school. Do Allahs work.
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>>688869158
giant faggot bundle thread
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Rolling for those quads
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>>688870142
Yeah. consider this OP
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>>688870142
Suck a muslim cock
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>>688869974
Hoping to get 1111. Ill keep rolling
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>>688865739
Why are u in the passenger street? Is ur mom driving for u? Fake aaaannnndddd gay
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>>688865739
be a hero
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roll for lols
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An oblivion reference would be legendary. You could inspire a new tes game
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>>688870279
Keep on rollin rollin
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Re roll
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You down with OPP, OP?
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Join the ranks
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>>688870142
>>688870254
summerfag, I'm not muslim.
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>>688869896
Ty for your support.
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>>688870289
My friend is. I dont have a job, all I do is get high all day, how do you expect me to have a license?
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>>688870437
re
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>>688870289
Seat
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>>688870422
Okay. Lets go for quads and get this ball rolling
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>>688870449
so he knows what youre doing?
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>>688870449
How did u get a girlfriend wtf
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DO IT FAGGOT!!!
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Rolleroni
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>>688869301
Ohio or Iowa? Iowa doesn't have a city named Berea
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>>688870142
Do it OP
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>>688865739
Tell me
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rolling for quads
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>>688870449
nice job getting your buddy arrested
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>>688870378
Roll with me /b/rother
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>>688870449
No wonder u got slapped lmao
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>>688870449
Tell your friend hes going to serve in prison for driving you faggot
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>>688870449
You look like the kind of person that would suck nigger dick for driving lessons
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Rolling for the quads
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Whats the tip line for this? Fbi?
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OP i just looked up Berea's weather today, doesn't match the background, confirmed liar and gay yet again.
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>>688865739
Berea is in Ohio, u said Iowa wats the dealio
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>>688870728
Let's do this!
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>>688870728
They see me rollin. They hatin.
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rolllll
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>>688870575
No I told him I need a gun to shoot a cat who keeps shitting on my lawn, so he says I could use his. Also might just bullshit it and shoot him too.
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Come on quads, before everyone gets out of school
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Wreck an All boys schools and blame Hillary/feminism
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>>688870933
1111. Please
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>>688870774
Kek'd
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>>688870728
råll
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>>688870279
rollerino
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>>688870996
Do it. Then go to the school.
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Roll for kill
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>>688870933
Quads!
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>>688870856
He's got some other guy's picture saying its him. Probably tryna get his butt-buddy in trouble
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>>688870862
Autocorrect sorry faggot
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>>688871072
1111 soon here
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>>688871112
Doh!
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>>688871112
Goddamn, so close
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>>688871112
Fuuuuuuuuuu
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>>688871112
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>>688871112
FUCK OFF BY ONE
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>>688868523
your dick, for being too short.
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>>688871112
Hnnng
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>>688871112
So Fuxking close
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>>688871112
Faggot. Dun goofed
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>>688871112
missed by one
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quads
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Shoot up the school and blame femenism, say its for "equality"
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>>688871156
Bitch how do u fuk up Ohio that bad
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OP tell me where you located.
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Shoot up a police dept if you wanna hero. Shootin kids is cowardly as hell.
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>>688871300
This
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Trip a dip dip
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>>688871300
rolling for this
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>>688870933
Still rolling for 2222
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Well, he's not really saying much so I guess we go with what we have.

I'm not close enough for this one, if it is Iowa, but we can't be sure of that either. So, and this is to all the lurkers who fall in with my crowd, arm up and be ready. I guess Iowa, you have to be more alert but we should all be a little on edge for a bit on the off chance this fag is real.

Be aware, gaylord(aka OP), when it gets out what you're doing or where, there will be a vet somewhere close by. YOU are what we wait for.

Put up the call, Gents.
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>>688870996
Blame anita sarkasien or whatever the dolphin looking cunt is called
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OP is a faggot. Go shoot up a school lololol
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>>688871300
Re roll
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Better not be a faggot op
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>>688871303
I'm high af rn wtf do you mean how did I mess up fag
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>>688871324
i second this notion
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Threaten friend to suck dick, then shoot him and yourself
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>>688869301
are u gunna go to des moines at least berea is a shithole lmfao
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posting in a potential news worthy thread.
do it op
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rolf
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>>688867998
>>688868667
>>688871112
The first two were my posts.
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>>688866941
gringe thread ?
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>>688871407
Still rolling tho
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>>688871112
You had one job!
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As usual nothing will happen after this thread

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>688871407
Vets are gay, I'm not a cop lol
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Every fucking thread, faggots falling for shitty bait like this. OPs gf left him cause he's a little dick beta faggot, and he slapped her? Man up son punch her fucking head in or something nigga wid ur baby ass slaps u ent gonna do shit
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>>688871300
Rolleroni
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Tfw roll
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damn
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rolling hard
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OP are you Bryan Silva?
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>>688871407
Why would a vet help? he isnt an animal. You would need a doctor you silly fucker
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R to the oll
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>>688871720
My names keith.
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YOU FUCKING IDIOTS ARE FALLING FOR THE BAIT SO HARD
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>>688871815
Hi Keith!
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Incase this does make news.... i am assassinating hilary. I can't say when yet
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>>688871720
That fufu lame shit i aint wit it
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>>688867311
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING FROM THEM OP WE GOT DUBS
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>>688871632
Fuck you, and the meaning of this is to bring a new voice. I know there are others like me and if we can just hear ourselves on here over you new age transgender yoai loving cp peddling fags, I'll be happy
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>>688871849
yeah that was sus 2 me.
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>>688871300
do it faggot
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>>688871815
Keith a.k.a. I suck nigger dicks in hell
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Rrrrr
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>>688871849
You gotta believe man
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Beat Chos highscore.
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>>688871849
I tried telling these mongoloids but they didnt listen
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>>688871146
Autism.
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1600 pennsylvania ave...i'm the black guy
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>>688871903
Sweet. I got Trump.
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>>688872019
Just keep rollin for the sake of rollin
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>>688865739
Timestamp
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>>688871112
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Obviously bait but wanna see the quads
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>>688872092
Dumb nigger go pick up your welfare check
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rolling for school shooting
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Op post timestamp or i'm out.
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Obvious bait is obvious, you clown fuck niggers


look at the fucking file upload name retards
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ops a twaggot
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FUCKING BAIT

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>688872205
this
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Rr
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>>688872324
you need some glue, bro?
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>>688865739
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>688872324
It says melon and it is melon. How is this bait?
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>>688872466
>twaggot
twaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggottwaggot
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>>688872094
Together we save America
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I smell dookie and bait... but ahhhh what the hell do it op!!! Make us proud
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>>688872466
Are you 12 years old?
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>688872019
We know it's not real. I'm more trying to combat the mentality of these pricks that think this shit is funny to the point that they may actually try something.

I pray for the moment that a sociopath does this shit where I live.

I only have to get within 600 yards open sights
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>>688871300
Rolling
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Requesting another picture of you
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>>688872665
Damn Straight

Clump must die
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>>688872752
Please
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>>688872752
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Got my gun now I'm off. Farewell faggots. Also for the ones who didn't believe, summer is here.
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oh fuck
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Quuuaaaddsss
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>>688873239
God speed nicca
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>>688873239
OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>688868722
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>688873239
Please shoot up a school
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live stream with gopro fag
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>>688873182
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>>688873239
Fake gun
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>>688873239
Not op, some trolling fgt
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