Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed, hello all
Still here
>claimed
>>688816529
morning karen
>>688816529
Gonna practice yoga
How is waifu?
>Fittest Waifu Claimed
>>688815382
>>688816712
>Dodgeball throws
Good choice
>>688815892
Heya.
>>688816018
I love bad jokes. And Puns.
Fuse both of them together and you got my reason to live
>>688816529
Good morning Karen
Affirming existence.
Best type moon claimed
>>688816529
Is Karen even up right now? I'm suspicious about this thread...
>Inb4 baleeted
>>688816494
Just breaking up a relationship that's long overdue to do so with.
>>688816506
>>688816714
How is Yoga? Was always curious if it was good for getting flexible.
Sakura-chan
Morning everybody
>>688816714
Doing just fine, what about you?
>>688816803
Dad jokes are my life
>>688816831
What's up Shizu
>>688816862
Romantic relationship or otherwise? You know, if you don't mind me asking, as always. Had to do the same thing maybe a month ago, though unfortunately I happen to be an expert in the bridge burning department.
Claimed, Currently at 35 aand a half hours without sleep. Going strong still
>>688816177
You and me both friend. I might start speedrunning starfox 64 and maybe streaming it. idk yet though.
>>688816296
Ill work it out just for you.
>>688816803
Tfw ill never be as good as sans. That doesnt mean i wont try though. Im just waiting for the right opportunity.
>>688816712
Hey Morgan, doing good?
>>688816681
Ay ay nigger
>>688816714
Morning Fit, how are you doing?
>>688816835
Hey there moon, how are you today?
>>688816803
Good morning Chara
What's up?
>>688816862
No it's me
I'm a spooky ghost
I am mai
I am leaving threads, Bye
Morning!
>>688817006
Good, otherwise I'll cuck you
>>688816994
Yep. A near 6 year relationship. I don't really wanna burn the bridge, but if it comes down to it...
>>688817079
Ohayo!
>>688816994
Dad jokes are pretty darn good too.
>>688817006
I don't even want to know from where Tobi got all these fucking puns and jokes for Sans
>>688817079
>What's up
If I told you, would you sit on it?
>>688816932
Heya!
Rias claimed
Suck it other guy
>>688817197
>>688816994
Nothing much, just a little tired. How about you?
Miho claimed
Numbers hurt my head.
>>688817079
Pretty good, sorted out my problems with the bureaucracy and downloading Sengoku Rance for the weekend. Got another night of 12 hours sleep?
>>688817197
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
>>688817184
Yikes. My longest was 3 years and that was tough on me. But you should always think about yourself before anyone else. You can't count on anyone else to do that. If the relationship is no longer making you happy or benefiting you in any way, then it's just holding you back. Whatever the case, we'll be here for ya.
>>688817426
Same, just about to shower and get dressed and all that.
>>688817082
>Implying you havent already been doing it for days
>>688817197
>1001 dad jokes book
I need more bad jokes.
>>688816994
ohayo
>>688817359
nerd
>>688817359
Mwahaha, I know!
Come come, sit down, sit down!
The chairs up
>>688817484
I don't know, why?
>>688817530
You have a book like that? Holy fuck, gimme
>>688817530
True, but I'll do it even more
>>688817079
Good, what about you?
>>688816994
Pretty Good
>>688816862
It keeps you flexable and keeps tension from your internal organs.
Also i love the feeling of it
>>688817530
What's up Mugen
And you know what shouldn't be up
You
Go the fuck to sleep
>>688817599
Dunno, I guess he just didn't have the guts.
>>688817630
Good to hear. Got any plans for the day?
>>688817697
fuck, that was obvious and I still didn't get it. Kek
Why are skeletons bad liars?
>>688817484
Haha, I'm through the tough part. Already was before I came to these threads. I accepted it long ago, now it's a matter of me telling them and how they handle it. It's not like I dislike em as a friend still, it's just.... we have no spark left. Nothing really in common, hardly talk to each other. It's just gone, ya know?
>>688817630
In combination with high impact dancing, would you say it'd be a good thing to get into?
>>688817470
>problems with the bureaucracy
wut wut? What happened?
unfortunately no, not 12 hours. I only got 7 this time, no idea.
What's Sengoku Rance? Animu?
>>688817530
ecks dee dude
>>688817599
Lame
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
>>688817630
Doing fine
Either you're new or too old for me to remember, I've seen you around these past few days but I haven't gotten the chance to say hello.
>>688817853
I know what you mean exactly, got to that point with that one girl I was with for a long time. We're still friends, that's actually the only case where I've had maintained a friendship with an ex. There's no sense in putting it off, though. Just gotta let them sort through that themselves.
>>688817838
I definitely feel like I should know this one. Why?
Have you fucked my waifu yet?
>>688817697
Besides yoga I'm going to have lunch with my friends
>>688817853
I dont know about dancing, but yoga is pretty good for you, try it I guess. Just remember to stretch before exercise
>>688817599
If i had it i wouldnt give out such a masterpiece. I wish i did have one though so i could shitpost all day with bad jokes.
>>688817603
>You cant cuck whats already been cucked
Nice try
>>688817697
My my arent you aggressive this morning? Im going to shower and bed after this post already so its all good.
>>688817860
ill be back to meme you later
Well i ended up going 36 and a half hours without sleep. Id say that was a successful day off. Im gonna head off to bed though. Ill be on when i wake up. Night everyone
>>688818161
Night dude
>Karen
>>688817860
What you gonna do about that one?
>>688818094
Because it's so easy to see through them.
>>688818161
>shitpost all day
Pretty much what we do anyway
>>688818130
YEP
My game of the year.
>>688817484
Oh. You just wake up?
I'm vaguely considering going to sleep.
>>688818161
I can try. Sleep well!
>>688817860
It's a clustefuck that arose from what really should be a non-issue because of some retarded rules regarding how many classes you need per semester.
It's a legendary eroge in the Rance series, basically about a man called Rance raping his way trhough Sengoku era japan, all in good fun of course.
>>688818094
My worry is that they'll go suicidal really. It's part of the reason I didn't leave months ago.
>>688818130
I have it, but haven't gotten around to it yet.
>>688818132
I learned my lesson to always stretch. I'm even stretching before opening the flights of stairs these days. Speaking of which, I should get to that. Be back in 10.
>>688818161
Night Mugen.
>>688818220
Oh god dammit kek
How many apples grow on a tree?
>>688818273
Yeah, about 20 minutes ago.
>>688818161
Sleep is important. Do it.
>>688818130
>That date in the corner
kek
Need to get home first.
>>688818399
t(h)ree?
Im so fucking stressed out right now its funny.
>>688818347
Fuck something similar happened to me too, what exactly was the issue though? Too many, too little?
>eroge
shiki pls
>all in good fun
shiki
pls
>>688818485
Miho why
>>688818485
That's what you get for taking dick in the ass.
>>688818347
>>688818605
>eroge
>
>>688818485
Fucking faggot.
>>688818605
Lots of stuff
>>688818761
I like it in the ass.
>>688818921
i am
>>688818958
Well, you are.
But your family is not proud.
>>688818605
>>eroge
>shiki pls
What exactly do you think Fate/stay night is?
It's an eroge too baby
>what exactly was the issue though? Too many, too little?
Yeah too little, basically I'm still early enough for it to automatically sign up for the classes, except 1 class that wasn't even in our study plan that we had to sign up for manually in the middle of the semester, and I didn't get that memo. It's mostly sorted and I can deal with whatever happens.
>>688818459
All of them, actually.
>>688818395
It's pretty much common sense to stretch. One time I forgot to and pulled a neck muscle. It burned like hell. I usually listen to music as I'm doing yoga. Currently I'm listening to Buddy Holly by Weezer
>>688818485
Exercising and green tea
Or i suggest a half-caff decaf mint mocha latte,
foam on the bottom, served in a flower vase, with some green food colouring.
Just kidding, Excercise and tea. Maybe some music
>>688817860
I'm pretty new to /waifu/
Sorry for not replying to you earlier than this
>>688818399
ahh i see. Sounds like a fun time, i suppose.
Doing anything today?
>>688819063
>family
kek
>>688819317
I just ate a loaf of french bread...
>>688819317
Nice K&P reference
And nice tits
>>688819087
>it's an eroge too
fug
I knew those characters were too hot
Glad you got your classes sorted though, those things are a fucking pain, a friend of mine had to leave the college because they signed him up for the wrong classes and made him pay for it.
It really does end up being a clusterfuck if it doesn't get solved early.
>>688819317
No problem friend, I'll get to know you a little better later.
Enjoy your stay.
>Pic related
pleased to meet you
Off to play some Overwatch for now guys, I'll see you later.
>>688819317
Not a bad song. Think it was posted in here not long ago, few days maybe.
I don't think I've ever forgotten to stretch per say, but when I had to sprint to stop my cousins kid from falling into a lake I pulled a thigh muscle, was limping the rest of the day. Never again will I do that.
>>688818130
source?
>>688819677
There is actually a censored version called Realta nua without the sex scenes, the far inferior version of course.
Yeah, here we don't pay for it but that just means you have to answer for everything and there's a lot less flexibility in general.
>>688819726
It's a game.
Have fun.
https://mega.nz/#!BQNgUDba!bBR4yQMmJc8uhlrq2E9CUIfMOkVC5fhkIi-yWerIimg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ75uYCx66I
>>688819939
tks
>>688819939
This just made my video driver crash.
>>688820150
No problem.
>>688820226
Works for me, and my computer isn't anything special.
You updated your drivers?
>>688819713
Dang. When i pulled a muscle it was a neck muscle. I got dizzy and fell down.
Another good weezer song is Want You Too
>>688819677
¡Estoy encantado de conocerte también!
>I'm delighted to meet you too!
>>688820226
Wont be the only thing crashing
That made no sense
>>688820394
Forgot to add I'm going for a bike ride
Be right back!
>>688820226
did you remember to delete system 32?
>jenny claim
>>688820311
Yes they are up to date
>>688820427
I do need to unload a car.
>>688819939
Kirino you motherfucker this is virus
>>688820416
>Ass Physics
>>688820427
Kek
>>688820502
Later, Fit.
>>688820054
>>688820574
Nope.
What Anti Virus do you have?
>>688820582
Hell yeah fam
>>688819939
Fuck i cant read moon
GG, Liru game killed /waifu/.
>>688821665
RIP
I have work early in the morning.
Should I sleep?
>>688821665
internet's too shit to download it. i'm still here
>>688821802
So what's up Miho, I don't think we've really talked before.
>>688819939
Wait a fucking second. When did it...?
People have died in the span of waiting for this damn thing.
Time to rub one off I guess.
>>688821891
The fuck is sleep?
It was already dead.
>>688821908
>jenny
>>688821891
sleep. better to have some rest before you go to work.
>>688821933
i remember trying the demo back in 14. literally forgot about it until i heard about it on /h/
>>688821933
Its all over /h/
>>688821917
Nothing to much. Expect for the stress im under right now.
>>688821984
>
>>688821933
2 Years.
It got stickied on /h/
>It's actually really good.
Have fun Tats.
>>688821963
Good question. But I think I'll have an attempt at it now.
Laters.
>>688819939
This is the one from last night?
>best Gundam claim
>>688817207
Koneko is better in my opinion
Also, claiming thanks to an old thread of helpful anons pointing me in the direction of this great show, I also love that people know each other here, such a strong community
>>688822131
>Rattle rattle
Back,
I fell off my bike
My shoelace got untied while i was riding it and got caught in the chain.
>>688822172
Right..sleep
See you later
>>688822131
Stress because of lack of sleep?
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688822437
Oh fuck that. I wanna get plastic strap boots just to prevent that. Of course I ride a motorcycle so if it happened I probably wouldn't get back to tell about it...
>>688822431
>Rattled
>>688822447
That and other problems
And the chest pain returns.
>>688822437
did it feel good?
>>688822575
F- FINE! I D- DIDN'T EVEN LIKE YOU ANYWAY!
>>688822575
Well meme'd
>>688822576
My grandmother rode a motorcycle.
>>688822575
Don't forget to bring a towel.
>>688822659
Can I help?
>>688822659
The things causing you stress. Is it something that you can Solve at this very moment?
>>688822758
Ohhh, what kind? I'd assume either a cruiser or some kind of standard?
Still playing Zombiecide. Im playing the pacifists!
>>688822872
Only if you take me in the back room and smother me with a pillow. <3
>>688822913
Nope.
>>688823146
I wouldn't mind.
Cutie.
>>688823146
Then there's no point in stressing about it, is there?
That's the mindset I've put myself in for the last 6 months, it's worked wonders.
>>688823294
Im r-ready <3
>>688823346
You shit isnt going to be reposed in a month.
>>688822913
She rode a Harley Davidson
One time when i was a kid she let me ride it with her
Evening friends
>>688823402
Please go to sleep.
I'll get to see you tomorrow, lovely.
>>688823492
Fair enough.
>>688823503
Haha, old people and their Harley's I swear. Have fun at least?
her eyebrows are gray in this picture and it slightly pisses me off
>>688823894
You could edit it, or ask someone too. It wouldn't be that hard to change
>>688823658
Only cause its you <3
Night everyone.
>>688824018
I could probably edit in Paint it'd be that easy
>>688823862
Looking back at it, it seems fun
But when i was a kid I was scared as fuck
>>688823894
Hello bimugi
>>688824131
Finaly
>>688823894
>>688824018
I'd have changed it already if I was still on my laptop. Mobile limitations yo.
>>688824143
If that doesn't work, I can always try with Photoshop. It should be easy to do
>>688824184
Forgot pic!
>>688824131
Good night beautiful.
>>688823894
Here you go buddy.
>>688824143
Well I did it, it took 2 seconds.
Mio
>>688824233
The next time I'm on my laptop I'll try to remember to fix it
>>688824225
>mobile limitations
RIP
>>688824131
Good night.
>>688824465
oh shit thanks fam i knew it wasn't going to take long but i don't feel like getting out of the bed
>Mugi
autistic weeb claimed.
>>688824465
>>688824592
No problem, if you want them lighter I can change that.
Kill yourself nigga
>>688824313
Underrated post
>>688824313
why green
I think my joke drove Chara away
I'm at work now, how's everyone doing today?
>>688824632
Your claiming yourself?
>>688825179
Sleeping I think?
clmd
>>688825179
Just got done with the newspaper delivery. Only came an hour late, but whatever.
Anything fun at work today?
ohh! ohh! i've got an idea!
We should seize the means of productions and distribute it to the people
>>688825179
Hey Renge, I'm just chilling trying to find something to do.
Best Mugi cosplayer clmd
>>688825179
As if, I was just busy vacuum cleaning the house and cooking for my lil brother
>>688825441
>pic
>>688825179
Fuck u
>>688825319
You cant be the flagship without any sleep
>>688825441
What a wonderfull idea
>>688825499
Undertales a good game
Couldn't get past the tutorial though
>>688825691
Not past the tutorial? Why not? The frogs shouldn't be hard to beat and you can still run away
>>688825418
That hard? Saw a job ad for that.
>>688825628
Soon
>>688825465
>>688824635
both of you get on a diet.
best of the best is claimed.
>>688825880
I wouldn't assume it's hard. I was just waiting for them to be delivered to the building so I could deliver them to their respective floors.
>>688825975
Someone finally claimed Ritsu huh? Are you new here?
>>688825865
The phone calls mang
>mfw butterscotch or cinnamon (or something like that)
https://jinsangbeats.bandcamp.com
hey that's mildly adequate
Why does that eroge game ask for permission to use my camera and mic?
>>688826186
Oh I was looking at the drive around one.
>>688825975
>diet
>wii fit trainer
>>688825319
You think? I'm pretty willing to bet that you're not sleeping if you're still posting.
>>688825418
Nice. Yeah, I have to unbox a shitload of plastic chairs, look at the feet, take off the broken ones and put on new ones, then rebox them.
>>688825465
Listen to music, play music, play vidya, read a book, shitpost, do whatever. The options are endless.
>>688825577
Nig
>>688825499
Damn, you didn't even respond to the punchline tho
>>688826363
Oh kek, can't decide?
That's funny
>>688826304
i have been claiming her for years, before you avatar faggots turned thins into a circle jerk.
>>688826509
I'm in bed on my phone now.
>>688826481
It has a hands free function so you fap with one hand and hold the magnifying glass with the other.
>>688826483
Nah, the driver one was the one who was so late.
>>688826509
Don't worry, I read it and laughed though
fucking all of dem apples are on an appletree
>>688826526
I kept on taking breaks, not knowing that i had to resume when Toriel leaves you. I had to endure that call ~10 times
>wii fit trainer
All your waifu are belong to me now.
>>688826638
>implying it ever wasn't a circlejerk
>>688826674
K
I going to bed now
>>688826638
Huh, I've not heard of anyone claiming her before. The only other I knew about was some one who claimed Mio before me, and was apparently terrible. Which was some time ago.
>>688826509
Indeed the options are endless, I'll probably play games later. For now I'm just watching some t.v shows
>>688826752
Well meme'd
>>688826705
oh my god, she actually calls you back? I never knew that haha
I think you should try and ignoring her advice and keep on going
>>688826813
lewd good night
>Chara
