Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Shit.
Yo
Roger claimed
>>688786456
May I have a half-caff decaf mint mocha latte,
foam on the bottom, served in a flower vase,
and if y'all got some green food coloring
back there, throw it in.
Affirming existence.
Akiko claimed
Nothing to see in last thread
I'll be playing OW
>>688786547
Why are you up so late?
>>688785775
Konata kept saying I was bi because Yuuko and I were messing around earlier and something led up to me jokingly saying something like:
>bisexual
"I only like girls I swear"
So like 6 people (Konata including) tried to make fun of me for being bi (which I'm not)
A little bit ago Konata brung it up again by calling me bi so I got a bit pissed and replied back saying how I never said I was bi and in that paragraph I MEANT to write "I fucking hate men" but instead I accidentally wrote "I fucking men" and now like 2 people (Konata included) aren't going to let me live that down
aggressively claiminatin Asuka-chan to brew beers.
>>688785872
>One of my sisters, love or money.
Very respectable choices.
>How's the pornographic game so far?
I'm not playing it anymore for the moment, kek.
Gotta admit it's pretty well done though from what I've played.
Maybe you should give it a try!
>>688785805
So say I looked like my friend, you'd still grab that?
>Inb4 wasn't here when I posted friend
Just so you can't say that, here's one.
>Makoto
Satori claimed.
>>688785959
Ugh, tell me about it. It always goes by way too quick. I haven't gotten around to buying Overwatch but a handful of my friends do have it; it sounds like it's a pretty decent game so maybe I'll buy it this weekend or something. That doesn't sound like a bad day at all though. Glad you had fun.
>>688786167
Do you watch current seasons? Kabaneri is probably on the same level as far as violence goes and it hasn't been too bad in my opinion.
>>688786657
She's a cute.
>>688786756
At least you didn't do the plunger penis
>>688786756
One time my image got switched with gfur, it's okay.
>>688786709
I wish to please others.
Why are you?
>>688786805
It definitely looks well made.
I will probably just wait for the webms
i want to rape a 5-year old and use his tears as lube while i chew on his freshly cut foreskin
>>688786657
>rattle rattle
>>688786756
make them forget with memes :^)
>>688786167
>>688786880
Oh, and I forgot to add, with all the masochist subs around it can't be all that bad~
Miho claimed
>>688786547
Yuuko-chan <3
still here
and
>>688785618
hey fish
>>688785805
i dont think i should
>>688786756
>i fucking men
>>688786937
I'm always up at this time, you not so much.
>>688786960
best girl claimed, and reporting for duty
>>688786756
>still taking in calories
Claimed
>>688786880
ive only heard of one season...?
>>688786988
you scare me.
>pic for konata so im not asked later hehe
>>688787017
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>>688787074
This is true.
I wouldn't make a habit of staying up late though. It's bad for you.
>>688786937
>I will probably just wait for the webms
That works too I guess, there's not that much interaction anyways aside few choices.
But it is definitely well done.
Claiming.
QOTT - whats yer poison?
>>688786905
Yeah but you're not an acquaintance of Konata as far as I know
>>688786971
>forget
>Konata
lol
>>688787387
Cyanide.
>>688787274
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>>688787387
Bleach
>>688787387
Nicotine, they usually don't test for it in an autopsy
>>688787458
Kek
>>688787265
<3
>>688787387
i don't drink. i just "hang" out
20/20 claim
What's up guys?
>>688787387
Being alive
>>688787390
That was a long time ago.
>>688787658
Sister
>>688787640
<3
Omg skunk outside my window
>>688787265
There's literally nothing wrong with staying up late, people on the other side of the earth are doing just fine.
>>688787646
Lmao you're one of those weirdos huh?
>>688787733
How long ago my memory is atrocious
Goodnight again.
>>688787913
March.
>>688787387
Used to smoke but i quit so rat poison?
>>688787321
>>688787733
and this bitch , i bet you no less the 145, you need to start walking that fat ass to school instead of taking the bus.
>>688787246
Current season of anime I meant! I don't really think I'm a scary person so maybe your opinion will change in time~
>>688787817
>Except if you have responsibilities like I do and really really shouldn't be up this late.
>I have work tomorrow
>I should go to bed
>Will I?
>Not likely.
>Will I regret it in the morning?
>Absolutely.
>>688787817
The other side of the earth doesn't include America.
It's a living hell
>>688787795
<3
>>688787795
Heyyo, Yuuko! What's crackin?
>>688787966
She's not fat
>>688787918
Goodnight Galko!
>>688787505
>
>>688787966
shut the fuck up
>>688787918
Sweet dreams.
>>688788070
>The other side of the earth doesn't include America.
It will soon, after we liberate them.
MANIFEST DESTINY 2.0
>>688787387
Eggnog. Unless we're talking things that won't make me keel over, then it's Shasta Grape.
>>688788040
current season of what anime? confused
>>688788144
whoa not sure if fish
>>688787956
I think I'm starting to remember
I believe everyone freaked out but there a good possibility I'm wrong
>>688788188
FOR GLORY. DEUS VULT HEATHENS!
>Take Over The East With Missiles.
>>688788070
>tfw sleep cycle is fucked
>Help.jpg
>>688788115
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>>688788115
Your glasses
>>688786880
Maybe it's all in the state of mind, who knows just wish it was enough time to actually enjoy it to the fullest. When you do you all with have a blast. It's handled very well and haven't had many complaints towards it. Only annoying part is having to deal with Tornjorn's fucking turrets, Genji's bullshit sword, and of course Bastion. Yeah it was fun, while it lasted. Thanks friend.
I"m assuming you play on PC?
>>688787387
Whatever kills me the fastest.
>>688787658
Yo Mirai, not much just another chill night. How about you?
>Also someone wanted to say they were sorry.
>>688788199
4 DAYS
D
A
Y
S
>>688787387
Mead
Can't resist some good spiced honey wine
>>688787387
Cyanide
>>688788361
What, lies!
>yuuko
>>688787387
Craft beer. I make it for a living. When I forget to bring home beer... absolute morally bankrupt shitbag plastic vodka.
>>688788122
well she is not fit thats fore sure.
>>688788144
what you gonna do about it fgt?
>>688788374
>Fish
>>688787387
>I don't drink, but I love a good rootbeer!
>Its not for health reasons, I just don't really have a need or want.
>>688787881
yeah, bit of a weirdo. my reputation is just "hanging by a thread"
>>688788374
so have a good afternoon fish
>>688788260
Did I not word that properly before or are you just a baka?
Are you watching anything that is currently airing? Spring season? Do you do this on a regular basis?
>>688788365
Best 4 days ever.
>Mizore went to bed or lost connection
Whelp.
>>688788624
>fish
>>688787387
Hydrogen Peroxide
>>688783754
>tomato
>I'm sorry maki I didn't know :(
>>688783856
>makoto
Lots of fun. Tits galore
>>688783922
>husbando which watched owari no seraph
Hehe~
.
I blame myself for replying so late. Was taking bae home
>>688788502
Its a guy in drag and its an alien that's a healthy weight for him
>>688786847
>Bushy eyebrows.
I should actually trim my eyebrows if I want to dress up...
Also I feel I've stepped on a landmine so I'll just dive forward. I like feminity it's a definite plus when I've been turned on by guys, but at the same time I've never tried to see if I'm attracted to the average male. My lack of general sexual experience also hinders my answering of this question, but I don't want to say "I don't know" and give you the wrong idea.
>>688787028
Shake what your momma gave ya.
>Mizore
>>688787387
noose
>>688788624
whats better than a fish?
>>688788725
No captcha literally made me solve 50 puzzles.
>Here's your money google.
I'M FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>>688788361
Eh?
>>688788365
Heya Shipmate!
Chill nights are the best kind. I cant wait for my vacation. I just finished off a fifth of Captain Morgan 100, so I'm drifting in and out.
>>688788818
>mfw roger has no genitals
>mfw i have no face
>>688788624
well thats good . ill try to think of something to ask you
>>688788822
nah thats quite alright i dont need to do that
>>688788624
you walk around in public with that outfit on? get some fucking class bitch, and some self respect you fucking floozy.
>>688788932
So im not he only one to use it. I need a trip code now.
Claimed
>>688788667
im just dumb. nothing currently airing. just stuff from these threads for now. and old animes i have yet to finish. how about you?
>>688788353
Nah, nobody really cared.
>>688787966
Fuck off, I have my preferences.
>She isn't really fat at all anyways
>I just wanna sleep
>>688789083
Nonono pls don't
I won't do it again just don't get a fucking tripcode.
>>688789047
Do the helicopter.
>Mizore
>>688788962
I think he does they're just retracted. I know he does in the American Dad xxx movie but its a guy in a Roger suit but was quality suit and the actor really captured him
What is nonoko
>>688788380
Tried a honey mead for the first time the other day. That...is some amazing stuff.
>>688788817
You have a bae, Smug?
Nagato, that is all
it's nearly 3 am and im still not too tired but I'm going to try anyway
goodnight everyone
What is nonokoing?
Yuno claim
Got fallout 4 free edition
>>688789286
Not getting this >>688788764
>>688789319
>>688789286
fish you say?
>Actually fuck this I need to sleep.
>I need at least five or six hours or else I'll be shitty all day
>Goodnight errybody.
>>688789325
Night!
>Time to take some sleeping pills ^^
>>688786971
>Rattle rattle
>>688786880
Thanks. Your's is a cute too.
>>688789325
Goodnight Moogs, sleep well.
Obligatory claim.
>>688789325
Goodnight.
>>688788973
Miss me?~<3
Oh can you get me some chef boyardee please?~
>>688789257
Ever try making it? I got this off a thread the other night
>>688789325
let me get the door for you tubby.
>>688789319
>>688789387
claimed
>>688789223
no thats weird
>>688789286
oh yeah so why would you want a tragedy
>>688789466
Mero does not eat fish
>>688789552
>sorry buns only
>>688789569
Tastes good
>>688789378
>>688789466
>>688789672
fish
>>688789580
stop being a faggot
>>688789257
>
My love and life~<3
Haven't seen you around. What's up? How's dallas?
>>688789325
Night mugi
>>688789580
Best poster
>>688788365
That's probably true, it probably doesn't help that I usually end up putting everything off until the last minute so I end up having to take care of stuff during the day on the weekends most of the time. I've watched a little bit of gameplay and played it for like a day when it was in open beta so I know a little bit about some of those things haha. I would be playing it on PC, yes. I don't actually have any current gen consoles.
>while it lasted
I'm sure you'll have many fun days/nights ahead of you.
>>688789113
Ehehe. Yeah, someone got me stuck on watching currently airing shows with them so I do it almost every season, I think I'm only watching 5-6 this time around though. Like I said, Kabaneri is pretty good. Look it up.
>>688789179
>still not sleeping
I'm not even going to tell you goodnight anymore.
>>688789501
I just call it like I see it, no need for thanks.
>>688788817
So like tonight, but tits instead of ass?
>>688788822
Haha, they know they need to trim those things. They hardly put effort forward for that con.
Haha, well put. It's something you'd likely have to explore for yourself to figure out. You could try what Akiko did to find out what you really like. :^)
>>688789580
>tubby
>>688789325
goodnight memegi dream of those sweet memes :^)
>>688789501
>qt rattles
>>688789515
propane
>>688789325
Goodnight
>>688789587
You're very kind when you're bored Miho.
Sadly i must take my leave. Have a great night <3
.
Farewell beautiful thread
>>688789934
The fuck!
>>688789780
oh im sorry i misunderstood earlier. Um hmmm
>>688789370
noice. playing right now because DLC but i'm kinda drunk and lost... skyrim all over again :3
>>688789907
I just wanted to reply to those, I'll get out now.
>>688789707
Buns only?
>filename says yes but what you say is no?
>>688789930
Yup
>>688790012
Night gorgeous
>>688790087
I heard this is litertally skyrim with guns
>>688790012
Goodnight Yuuko-chan <3
>>688789907
>Kabaneri
ill watch it now.
and currently airing means waiting! waiting is for nerds. until i hit a new season that has yet to come out.. im waiting on 4 animes
>>688790012
Sleep well.
>>688790095
I think you owe me a good night at this point. I don't plan on going to bed anytime soon though so I'll take a rain check for it I suppose.
>>688790244
Goodnight.
>Bye
>>688790012
Have a good night Yuuko!
>>688790181
>>688789930
What did akiko do?
>>688789780
>stop being a faggot
Holy fucking fish.
>>688789672
It's not weird, little kids do it because they think it's funny. I know I did
>Mizore
Rias claimed
>>688790188
>skyrim with guns
What ones that? Last game I played besides WoW was Skyrim. got a WoW Legion beta invite been kinda busy with that
>>688790340
Hi again
>>688788932
то же
>>688789569
I haven't. Supposedly, it's not all that hard when compared to other liquors. I might use this.
>>688789838
I kek'd at the pic. I just got some whataburger. Drunk-driving makes the night more eventful. It's HOT HOLY FUCK. How's Water World. Have you, gills yet?
>>688790012
Also goodnight.
>>688790452
Forgot to post waifu
>>688790452
Fallout 4
>>688789672
well i sure as shit do
>>688789780
if you are triggered i know a place where you can go.
>>688789897
hey you are cool too, but lets not start sucking eachothers dick right away.
>>688789257
Hello Mirai
Oh hell yes it's amazing
It doesn't have that bitter sting most alcoholic drinks have, and the sweet aftertaste lingers so very long. Super enjoyable drink
I have a few variations in my stash
My favorite is elderberry mead. That stuff really hits the spot. It's sweet but not too sweet like candy. Was it your first try?
>>688789569
This is legit, but unless you're really skilled it will most likely turn out a gallon of alcohol with honey taste and disappointment
>>688789780
fish a cute
>>688788725
Ever refill that mini-fridge?
>>688788817
>>688789838
Topkek, it's ok my smug friend.
>Bae
You're a funny fellow
>>688788947
Hell yeah man, want every night to be like this. Oooh a vacation? Going anywhere special? Haha, hang in there m8.
>>688789325
>>688790340
>>688790012
Night.
>>688789370
>For free
U wot m80?
>>688789907
Kek, you sound like me. Procrastinator to the last minute. Some of those things come from knowledge of playing others you just pick up from the web. It's a fun game nevertheless. Thought as much, most people here are. Too poor for a decent PC so PS4 version is my best choice.
What'chya gonna do?
Alright guys, im about to hit 31 hours of no sleep. The ride never stops
What if i put my email in the email field?
>>688787255
>>688787321
Hello.
>>688790012
Goodnight Fluffy Hair.
