Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
I FUCKING MEN
Yo
>>688780949
Love me
>>688780745
Try not to have a seizure.
Miho claimed
>Kurumi
>>688780629
See
>>688781002
Rory-sama claimed
>>688780654
it goes far but i actually have my genitals as an off limits i like pain but being ball busted sounds awful
>>688780949
Claimed
>>688780361
Idk how to take that but yes? Wheres the little girl at?
>>688780761
I will win
>Water>Fire nerd
Still on the lurk
>>688781002
>>688781205
this isn't like Made In Heaven
if you get stopped in time, you stop
Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)
>>688781072
Sunshine
>>688780949
I hate haikus very much
They are very gay
They really suck weiners and balls
>>688781123
How are you doing Yuuko?
im going to do it
>>688781308
You missed a huge typo holy shit
Konata said I was bi again and I meant to write "I fucking hate men" but I accidentally wrote "I fucking men" so I really want to die
clamping best waifu lets drink!
Im tired
>>688781615
Oh, nice.
>>688781552
you really do
>>688781615
I love you
still here
and
>>688780642
i dont do either of those in the shower
>>688781211
oh ok thats good.
>>688781715
hi
>>688781123
Yuuko-chan <3
>>688781534
when your waifu thread becomes feels >>688781552
hey again
>>688781072
Cute.
>>688781123
Physically.
>>688781308
Boobies.
>>688780949
Roger claimed
>>688781178
>>688781308
Ill try not too. Boobies
>>688781192
>>688781839
Breasts.
>>688781897
Why not?
>>688781552
Dead bodies don't count
>>688781552
This haiku is really bad
Go kill yourself fag
I really hate that haiku
Found that pterodactyl porno too kek
>>688781605
"Fine"
You?
>>688781536
Yuuko.
>>688781839
Squishy.
>>688780761
If I can get a chunk of it done before Love Live Sunshine everything will be ok.
>Best idol claimed
>>688781391
>where's the little girl at?
what?
>>688781391
Fight. Me. Nigga
>>688781954
Cant sleep?
>>688781977
She is only killed in animoo
Not manga
>>688780045
Bun?
>>688780403
Ya. The thing is that the pics are in reverse order on my phone so these lewd ones are right at the top of the list.
>>688780642
In all technicality, you have no clue what I look like either. No?
>>688781942
Thanks. Make one of theirs please
>>688781839
>>688781954
>>688781897
Good.
>>688781954
Tities.
>>688782076
How are you?
>>688781776
Music in the shower is great.
>Try it.
>Mizore
>>688781752
>tfw I was being serious
>>688781755
Fag
>>688782068
>"fine"
Mm, so I should just assume the contrary I guess...
I'm doing alright, as usual!
It's been a pleasant day honestly, it wasn't very eventful but a day doesn't need to be like that to be pleasant.
And as always, I'm really glad to see you.
>>688782165
I'm working on that
>>688782132
I'm not really that tired, there was no real point in trying.
>>688782246
I'm sorry.
>>688782191
Mammaries.
>>688782161
I know what your butt looks like
>Grabable~
>Mobile capped mizore
boobai?
>>688782193
ill try it sometime it sounds alright
>yesyes
I'm gonna go cruising
later gators
Me and Mugi are now married
Bye
>>688782076
I'm going to kidnap ruri
>>688782291
Where does your optimism come from?
>>688782468
think im off to bed goodnight guys
>>688782161
>your god king
>>688782132
>this is my wife
>>688782600
goodnight friend
>>688782120
Where is chara at?, i thought she took your head with her
>>688782132
You dont wanna fuck with chompy. You are gonna get that swift water gun to the face
>>688780215
"torture" to an extent, asphyxiation, piss, pain. Giving, mind you, my current SO has helped me realize I'm a bit more of a sadist than I thought.
>>688780495
Nice to meet you, then!
>>688781977
HOW ABOUT HALF A BODY? Or whatever percentage is left to 'love' here... :D
Konata is the sole reason I want to leave this place
>>688782299
k
Akiko claimed
>>688780510
>Nyarko
Okay then here we go
>Be me, 18
>Just came of age, go out a lot, try new stuff all the time
>One of my friends came out as gay a while back
>Said he found out by sleeping with a guy on a whim
>seemslegit.jpg
>Never gave much of a fuck about parties and bars but pretty sociable
>Go to a few parties
>One night there's this party in the city
>get drunk, partying, having a good time
>6/10 asian starts talking to me
>semi-passable trap
>Think back of what my friend told me
>Figure I might as well find out for myself
>I agree to go back to her place
>Come inside, apartement has that musky man smell
>Guy starts undressing while talking broken English
>At this point I had already figured out I'm not gay
>The moment his panties come off I am utterly disgusted
>Realize what the fuck I'm doing
>mfw
>Tell him I forgot I was supposed to take a bus or some shitty excuse
>Get the fuck out of that shitty apartement
I'm 98% sure I'm not gay
Traps disgust me
>>688782161
Oh I don't mind that
I really like that face
>>688781897
Texas
>>688782165
Well, I'm wiped out after that run from a while ago. It's time for me to head off boys. I wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu, and I hope you get to see her beautiful smile in said dreams.
Waifu claimed, fuck with me
>>688782500
Mmm good question.
I always try to be optimistic, if I was a pessimist even for a second, it would be the end of me honestly.
That said, always being optimistic leads to problems aswell, so it's not that good of a thing.
Sometimes I really think I'm too much of a carefree individual...
I hope that was a good enough answer!
>>688782468
See you later Konata!
>>688782827
Not bad.
>>688782861
Nice
best girl claimed
>>688781071
>he likes the fat white bitch
>>688782086
The manga?
>was going to ask a head ass question if that's what the new group is called but remembered it's aquors
>>688782161
Yes. The strong silent bunny anon. Always lewd with lovely tits. Don't remember how we met but it was a LOT of lewds towards me with miho teasing me saying "that bunny anon really likes you" good times
>>688782404
Makes sense
>>688782628
~<3
>>688782652
>going apeshit on you
>>688782730
Don't go.
>>688782404
Milk tanks.
>>688782861
Made me smile.
>>688782191
I'm good! Just hanging around, talking to a cute.
What about you?
>>688782500
Not if I have her first.
>
Claimed.
>>688782652
i have no idea what she did with it. or where she is for that matter. she better not be fucking it
>>688782730
you're the reason i want to kill myself
Claimed.
>>688782999
My fucking negro.
>>688782654
damn. thats all i have to say
>>688782795
>seemslegit.jpg
kek
>Guy starts undressing while talking broken English
> 98%
hahah!
that story is the best greentext ive seen in a while!
>his panties
HAHAHAH
Claimed
Noticed
>>688782652
Chara you say?
>>688783194
>>688783248
Damit
>>688782600
>>688782866
>>688782468
Farewell
>>688782861
nice
>>688782927
Thank you
>>688783075
But i saw her first~
Claimed
>>688783057
Midget Earmuffs.
>>688782999
>K-On
>fat girls
pick one
>>688783027
I doubt I will but Christ Konata gets on my nerves to be quite honest
>>688783104
Best meme I've heard in a while. Got anymore?
>
i cant remember the flashlight button in fallout 4 (xb3) T_T
autistic weeaboo claimed
>>688783309
No problem!
I wish I had some more topics to discuss with you, but I'm really bad when it comes to that.
>>688783196
No regrets.
>>688783370
Konata is one of my favorites on the thread, it's hard to see him in an annoying way. It's hard to see anyone as annoying on /b/ because I just kind of stopped caring.
>>688782454
I sometimes start dancing or singing.
>>688782795
Someone cap this
>>688782927
If you stop smiling.
>Then they win
>Signal so bad mizore
>>688783196
Ah, yea
Good thing nobody else here bothers to read it
One of my least cherished memories and one of the only ones I am somewhat ashamed of. I don't regret bailing out.
>>688783237
Ayy great claim my nigga
>>688783437
Its holding down pipboy button
>>688783370
shows how much you know, moogs, and mio were both in the top 10 of a "cutest fat girls in anime" poll less then a year ago.
>>688782654
Likewise, nice to see a new face. How's your day/ night/ whatever going?
>>688783018
>The manga
Uh m8y if I had that I'd be down in the red. Kek, besides I'm not sure if it's been translated or even published for that matter.
>Inhales
BOI
>>688783437
alt+F4
>>688783370
nope, all out my friend. be patient
>>688783237
aw shit... dat girl
>>688783325
Fuckin lucky bitch
>>688782408
That's not enough to actually know what I look like though! For all you (and the rest of everyone) knows, I could just be some lanky dude that likes cross dressing!
>Please do~
>>688782628
Oh, Shirley called Bun. Fitting.
>>688782795
Then you like my mobile posting more.
>I try to spread out my image selection but a lot of my pictures are rather niche.
>>688783018
Lol, sounds like a fun time.
>>688783075
Same thing pretty much.
>>688783344
Paizuriables.
Sandy Cheeks claimed.
>>688783018
Fuck i dont have a good comeback to that, sick joke. I guess you win this one for now!
>>688783104
>portable blowjob machine
What a life you live now. Blowing a loli in the woods.
>>688783251
Yea, where is that nerd
>>688783625
nope not doing that. hope the signal gets better
>>688783618
Our personalities don't match together too well
Don't ask me I can just tell
>>688783721
wew
>>688783840
alright I might be here
>>688783660
11/10 would ride a tank with. Thank you! i forget that every time i stop playing for a while /bakka
>>688783922
>>688783611
not even one?
>>688783646
dude i would have bailed too. fuckin
>His panties
i would run like hell. And i figure a lot of people will read it because you mentioned good thing nobody will read it. btw im on episode 7 now. Akiko is starting to be better but yellow haired girl #1.
>>688783545
I have never gotten into a 1 on 1 fight.
Seems like an interesting experience, but no one has honor.
>>688783370
Still don't go.
>>688783867
Twin peaks.
claiming mother of jimmy neutron
>>688784068
>now... Hmm
>which one is the pipboy button
>>688783840
I already deleted system 32 so the game would run faster on my xbox.
>>688784193
i had to pick the controller up again and think about. I'm not a sober man >.>
>>688784068
No problem
Claiming Kogurakoiu.
>>688784339
have to go now
sorry it took this long
>>688783309
Guess you were too slow~
>>688783867
Sounds good. Any plans for the weekend?
>>688783754
It hasn't been a bad night so far. Thankfully it's Friday tomorrow so only one more day of work. How about yourself?
>>688784111
Not related to that, at least. I have maybe a handful that I can think of overall. I try not to have to many.
>>688783618
I have no problem with the guy but his overuse of emoticons is pretty fucking annoying. Even if it's ironic it's pretty cancerous
>>688783625
fuck
>>688783856
I am sure liking it
That's a great neko
>>688784086
Mi Liu's dick references were pretty fucking good in this
>>688784111
Now your trips are gonna bring even more attention
I probably shouldn't have said it
>Akiko is starting to be better but yellow haired girl #1
They cut A LOT of character development from the anime
Akiko is best girl you fuck
fite me
>>688784136
A 1 on 1 fight?
Never got into one either, maybe as a kid, but those don't really count...
>but no one has honor
Very true, it would probably end up in some getting ganged up rather than just 2 people punching each other, kek.
Still, I don't like getting involved in stuff like that, feels pretty pointless 95% of the times.
well it's time to sleep
or die
or both
Yuki is mine, back off
