Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Don't get in my way about this moving out shit
>>688756715
Something on your mind, Ensign?
I shit from where I pee and pee from where I shit.
It burns when she pees. (On my face)
>>688756474
I'm blind as shit doc!
>>688756474
My coffee's too cold
>>688756811
We're going to have to open you up. Lie down.
>>688756816
500 cc's of Coaxellene.
>>688756881
Wear your visor, Mr. LaForge. While you're at it, leave Voyager.
>>688756958
Mine is too. Ensign, get an enviro-suit. I'm going to beam you directly into that nearby nebula for you to collect samples.
i have no arms :-D
the pain is intense :-D
pleas end my sufferig :-DDDDDDDD
>>688757104
No I wanted you to fix the replicator and not refer me to that incompetent Janeway Cunt. This is a mutinyyyy
>>688756474
I have something I need someone to take a look at just make sure it's not cancer... can I show you?....
>>688756474
>>We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
im black help
>>688757247
>cunt
Ensign, another snap like that, and you'll be doing that space-walk WITHOUT a suit.
>>688757340
I um...I'll refer to you Mr. Paris.
>>688757373
Oh, Seven. Looks like your friends are here.
>>688757416
Fine. But I will advance our socialism through properly warmed CoffeeMate. You will rue the day Janeway
>>688756474
I got a boner... wut do?
>>688757559
...just get the suit. And report to Transporter Room 2.
I think there's something wrong with my benis
>>688757573
We have holodecks for a reason, Lieutenant.
>>688757710
What exactly is a 'benis?'
>>688757681
Lousy bowlcut bitch
>WHAT WAS THAT!?
>>688756474
I PUT CYANIDE IN EVERYONE'S TALAXIAN OMLETTES HA HA HA HA
I'm a stupid irritating cuntlick
>>688757520
holy that reaction made me kek
>>688757831
Alright, that's it. Straight to the brig for you, 9 days.
>>688757849
>>688757935
Mr. Neelix, please refrain from poisoning the crew.
all my crewmates are ugly
>>688756474
I'm having abdominoplasty to remove loose skin.
No emergency
Computer, initiate auto-destruct sequence. Authorization Janeway-8-4-1-Alpha-6-5.
>crushes mobile emitter underfoot
Best evacuate. Coming, Doctor?
>>688757784
benis :DDD
You mothafuckin' woman's bag, livin' in a man's penis and body... with women's makeup on. What you gon' do? Send it to China? What the fuck they gon' do? Fuck y'all's goddamn president by the way too. Hi, how you doin'? You can just call me Suck My Fuckin' Dick, by the way, none of your goddamn business, motherfucker. Whoever dat muhfucka over there is in Taiwan or Tokyo, fuck y'all's emperor, Jac-coo Fuck Cousteau. Y'all motherfuckers ain't shit. Y'all go--ain't gon' do shit wit dem nucular weapons neither. Y'all pussy. Y'all motherfuckers just lookin' at us like, "suck us, suck us." Muhfucker, y'all jacks. That's what y'all do, muhfucker. Y'all fuck. That's what y'all do, motherfucker. Y'all sell y'all's people. You garbage, motherfucker. You a transvestite videotapin' me, muhfucker. Suck my dick. You ain't 'bout shit. You sittin' over here recordin' me while you doin' what? Suckin' my dick? Okay. Bitch, bye. You ain't nobody. You a fuckin' homo... gay motherfucker in some fuckin' women's products and... and whatnots, like what are you gon' do to survive in the long run? I mean, do you do dis on the weekends or is this a everyday event for you? Like, you sit up and get on the train every day, like what do people think about you one day? And then you cut all your shit off, put your extensions back in, and go back to work. Like, who are you really under all that makeup? Where'd you come from? Are you da emperor of China? Or, like, how are we supposed to act wit you? What should we do about you? 'Cause this shit right here ain't 'propriate for my child. I'm sorry, I'm--I 'on't give a fuck. I 'on't give a fuck. I'll fight you right now. I don't even feel comfortable wit you, mothafucka.
>>688757935
Doc I think there's something wrong with my wife's vagina. They all keep coming out like HIM
>>688758071
Even me?
>>688757962
BUT MUH COFFEE! These are inhumane conditions.
>she gave me attention
I will be bringing you your samples and I expect a prompt blowjob for my troubles. Stupid bitch
I want to fuck all the Borg children really hard in their robotic poopers
>>688756474
o hey guise watup
>>688757520
But I really need a specialist like you to take a look. Beside, Paris already refused to treat me.
Doctor, I have to poo.
>>688758276
Wtf that was a picture of that little annoying Borg girl when I uploaded it and it turned into that. I don't even have that fucking picture on my phone
postin this again, deal with it
Doctor. I'm having issues getting out of my uniform.
>>688758430
underrated show
>>688758835
How has she never got naked when the work dried up ffs
>>688757784
Doctor I really need you to take a look at this.
>>688758102
what the fuck is wrong with people
>>688758367
Now you'll go 9 days without.
>>688759105
Implying they need clothes
>>688758434
It's okay, I'll take it from here.
>>688758430
I have always been here
>>688759212
*mutters something about criminal-genius under breath*
>>688758985
Trek actors/actresses can get by on conventions alone. I don't know if that's her case though.
hi guise, can I be in this thread too?
>>688758835
Oh....hi Seven.
>>688759331
>
this is now a Jean Luc Picard thread
>>688758913
concur.
>>688759465
>>688759451
Lol fuck off bitch go to Yellow Alert
Doctor, fix my cancer.
We can fix Cancer, right?
>>688759576
Computer, belay that order.
Also, Computer, lockout voice commands from THIS ensign.
>>688759367
fucking kill yourself
>>688759651
Yes, but not baldness.
>>688756474
I got a bad case of lovin' ewes.
>>688759292
but I really wanted the Doctor to help me... I even already applied the medical cream for my treatment...
>>688758597
Shut up at post Moar faggot
>>688759394
You again?..... blarggggg.
>>688759835
....I wish Kes were still here.
>>688759908
You could at least give me a chance.
Doctor. I have this strange urge to mate with young ensign Ro. Is this normal?
>>688759922
Hi big boy
>>688757861
WTF?
>>688760171
Space-pedos are still pedos, ensign.
>>688760013
>Ensign Kim
>Having a chance with big titty borg woman
>>688760196
Well, I'm going back to the bridge.
...
Don't follow me.
>>688759675
Buy me a DATA or I'm jettisoning myself from this vessel's airlock for scoutships
>>688760346
But she is older than Kes and you was OK with that.
>>688760448
Even you, Chakotay?
>>688760477
Sorry, I can't hear you once the force-field goes up. See you in 9 days!
Doctor. I appear to have eaten the crew.
>>688760013
For the last time I'm not going to "assimilate" with you.
>>688760498
What happens in the Delta Quadrant STAYS there. At least, that's how I think the phrase goes.
>>688760679
Have my babies!
>>688760679
Captain the ships have completed docking
Jeri Ryan still looks hot as fuck. Shame that she caused Obama to become president.
>>688760594
Kim, she got a thing around her eye, I got a thing around my eye... you do the math.
>>688760802
>>688760908
>
>>688760498
Kes is a different species that develops mentally and socially at an accelerated level.
>>688760457
Go work on your car that doesn't even exist cunt
>>688760964
eye eye commander
>>688756474
Have pain and pressure at the top of my ass crack and it's all red
>>688761044
and so do me and my penis
>>688760964
Still not following...
If I see that doctor one more time
>>688758235
What fucking context saw the creation of this image?
>>688761137
You should stop touching yourself off-duty. At least save it for the holodeck.
>>688760964
resistance is futile (bizarre lip-smacking noises)
>>688760964
Akoocheemoya motherfucker
Best thread in a while, props.
>>688761366
one can only wonder
>>688760346
HELP DOCTOR! I had intercourse with an alien that looked like a chicken and now my balls are burning! I'm not sure if its connect but my head is really itchy too.
>>688760975
I had Neelix wander into my forcefield. Told him rare moths for his soup would be good. That I was so hungry. DUE TO JANEWAY. That I knew they were tasty. He ded now. And I have intercommed the following to the very Federation Admiral for this sector: Janeway has a loose vagina
Fun fact.
In nearly every pedo bust by the feds there is some kind of Star Trek or Star Wars memorabilia.
>>688761552
I think you deserved it.
>>688756474
My anus is bleeding.
>>688761674
The captain sent me down here to talk to you.
Is something wrong, Ensign?
Just a friendly reminder.
Tuvix did nothing wrong.
>>688761437
Prepare to be assimilated.. by my penis.
solids...
>>688761984
Let's go play poker and get shitfaced in the Holodeck ya big Injun fuck
>>688756474
Uh, Doc...I think Q raped me while I was sleeping. Please don't tell Captain Janeway, I think they have a thing going and I don't want to upset the balance of power in the Quadrant any more than is necessary.
I'm just worried that in a few weeks, I'm going to give birth to a litter of Q-bies...or something.
>>688762003
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
>>688762120
Sure. In 18 days. I'm adding 9 more days for that racial slur.
>>688762133
>>688756474
I've had Symbalene blood burn for the last three weeks and feel like shit. What do?
>>688762114
Oh, hey Odo. What brings you to the Voyager?
>>688762313
Nnnooooooooo. Now you're putting up a super special dilithium based invisible forcefield. Muh tendies
>>688762133
Told you he was nothing but trouble.
>>688762120
That's racist, he's not native American he's a Mayan or Aztec or Eskimo or something weird
>>688762492
>tendies
>>688762442
Quark, Strangeness and Charm.
>>688756474
Doctor, I haven't had good eumachs for like forever...could you help me out and give me a good ear rub, huh, Doc????
Please!?
>>688762833
Quark's here too, great...
>>688761908
I SAID, MY ANUS! IS! BLEEDING!!!!!
>>688762833
Down Quarked
>>688762710
Y'all plucked me from my times because Janeway dun give no fucks bout no prime directive so I programmed a tendies button.
>>688762964
Blame it on Q
>>688762871
I'm curious as to your motives.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/64VvUAQ.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>688762871
What's in it for me?
>>688762941
Fuck off and moan about Bajor shapeshifter lover
>>688763052
I'm sure I'll figure out what all that means...
almost a month from now.
>>688762871
Fuck off space Jew, I swear on me mum I'll pop you, you cheeky cunt.
>>688762871
WOULD SOMEONE ON BOARD THIS FUCKING SHIP RUB MY FUCKING EARS!!!!???
>>688763147
I... I think it's rectal cancer. I need the EMH pronto. Please, don't let me die like this.
>>688763422
I could if you'd stroke my ridges.
>>688763305
Lol you bastards
>>688763519
Groooooss
>>688763422
>>688763153
fuck the solids, look what they did to me!
![juggernaut_434[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7QV0THL.jpg "juggernaut_434[1].jpg")
Doctor. I appear to be turning into a nigger.
>>688763393
Who the fuck let a Cardacian on board this tugboat?
>>688763626
Are you sure? Tom doesn't have to know.
>>688763732
Dat filename
>>688763710
No wait...
>>688763654
Blame it on Q (everyone does)
>>688763654
You know that's not our fault, Odo.
>>688763769
Lmao this thread has been amazing. Listen Warfina. You better not be getting your nubs in the pies you're baking for me. Your race doesn't deserve easybake replicators
![r-dawson[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6pzk9JR.jpg "r-dawson[1].jpg")
>>688763853
>>688763732
THATS RACIST! I am requesting a court-martial and 23 days in the brig for Chakotay, for the racial slur, and corruption.
>>688763519
Stroke my ridges and I'll stroke yours
>>688763654
Had you just given me the information i requested I'd not have to resort to that.
>>688763732
Ew wot? EW WOT?
>>688763906
i beg to differ
>>688763938
I'm only....half-Klingon.
>>688763995
GARAK!!!! Ereuguegeuug.....PU'TAQ!!
>>688763883
>>688763906
that's not all entirely true now is it?
>>688763732
*Cardassian*
>>688764071
Elaborate. How IS it their fault?
>>688764024
You still have not paid me for that suit I made you!
>>688764169
No!
>>688763769
Uh, sweetie, hate to break it to you...Tom's gay.
>>688756474
It is broken. Can you make it go?
>>688764140
and half negro too
>>688764169
>Shots fired
>odo did nothing wrong
>>688764140
Crazy halfbreeds be manning this 2000 tonne Tessie
>>688764261
>>688764261
oh, look what a nice plant...
Hey.... hey guys... How's it going?
Can i join in?
>>688764316
But I'm carrying his child.
>>688764433
Actually make that 4 million tons
>>688764340
No! Not this again!
>>688763732
>>688764185
You called, motherfuckers?
>>688763995
I wonder how many paper bags they sell on Cardacia. Must be a lot or how do the fuck do they ever make more Cardacians...EEEEWWW!
>>688764261
>yfw you realise Odo can shapeshift his cock inside you
>>688764452
What....what are you planning to do with that plant?
![speak-klingon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uPjI3Lx.jpg "speak-klingon[1].jpg")
>>688764486
Bend over and brace for impact
>>688764705
He'd never do that. He's a nice guy, a real gentleman.
>>688764707
Certainly not overthrow solid control of the alpha sector.... Why?
>>688764705
red rocket!
>>688764707
well...it can change forms too you see.
Salutationso, Cadets. What is going on in this...
Oh, sweet mother of Hblathgor.
>Mfw.
>>688764873
Well, alright then.
doctor i pooped my pants and it smells and ensign kim slapped my ass what do i do
>>688764185
>*Cardassian*
Circassians
Cardacians
Cardassians
Kardashians
Who the fuck cares--I AIN'T SLEEPING NEXT TO ONE OF THEM OR USING THE SAME FUCKING PORT-O-LET
THEY FUCKING GOT SPACE COOTIES AND SMELL LIKE REPLICATOR SALMON!
What the hell is going on in my ship....?
Are you going to pay me for that fucking suit or wit?
>>688765009
Go clean yourself up, or well send you out like Spock.
>>688764759
>>688764689
He gives good eumachs!
>>688765110
I can explain, Captain.
>>688765110
i may have messed with the timelines a bit. Resistance is futile
>>688764707
Hi im a libarian i look like a dyke
>>688765297
>mfw waiting on Worf to actually go through with what he says.
>>688763732
Commander. Tell me about your pipe organs.
>>688765318
Why, hello beautiful.
>>688765110
You should be more worried about what's going on just OUTSIDE the ship.
>>688765297
You want to destroy the ship and run away.....you coward.
i swear this hadn't happened before.
Um, Doc, I found these sucking my cock this morning. Is it going to fall off now?
>>688765477
You are young as you feel. Just look at me ate age 9.
>>688765711
>>688765711
aren't you cute, i have already chosen.
>>688765865
That's the trouble with tribbles....
>>688765865
Yes and you will become a furry.
>>688765477
You see, I was in the holodeck with the rest of the bridge crew, and they, well, they convinced me to wear this. Told me I looked stunning. Also, told me I made a great Red Riding hood. When I asked what that was, they told me it was the name of a ferocious earth hunter from the days of old.
>>688758102
Why would anyone want to get painted like Troi?
>>688766024
Picard related?
>>688765901
That's what you get for smoking.
>>688765865
cheer up son, they're all females.
>>688765823
Yes, and? Would you have a better way to cope with such a shameful experience?
>>688766213
>>688766213
Oh God why
I've had a stomach ache on and off since February, and it feels like something in my lower abdomen is like, best way I can describe it is 'kicking'. What do
>>688765685
Sorry, Soren, you confused genderless J'Nai. I'm TransBajoran now and I'm sleeping with Tom Paris since I stole him away from Chakotay.
Go back to to Jeni Prime and quit stalking me!
>>688766277
>>688766398
Muh 4D chess baby
>>688756474
I have cancer from watching Star Trek, shit was so bad. You gonna help me or what?
>>688766405
ya preggers, stupid cow
Hey guys I just found Harry Kim's porn stash!
>>688766033
>>688766028
One you get Tribbles, you can never get rid of them.
We can give you a cream, but you can never have furry sex again.
>>688766672
But I'm not
>>688757861
talk about special needs
>>688766644
It's not anything a little bit of going and fucking yourself won't solve. In fact, I implore you go over there, all the way in the far corner of the ship, and fuck yourself. Faggot.
>>688764591
Did you do this?
>>688756474
>>688767028
Too far. You'll be spending the rest of this ENTIRE TRIP in the Brig.
>>688767028
![1389076359S7ed3QRX_big[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6yMX262.jpg "1389076359S7ed3QRX_big[1].jpg")
Monsters are real and start out as innocent looking loli's
There's an orgy on Ten Forward
Gynan's got Romulan Poppers and Worf brought some 'Medical Ragwort' he got from a Vulcan Trader.
>>688767320
>
>>688767320
You mean, like Lindsay Lohan? Or Miley Cyrus?
>>688767520
>>688766915
Cool, so you're about as good a doctor as any of these faggots in Starfleet. I swear to god, you faggots went downhill after captain archer.
>>688767551
>>688767520
What? That stuff? It isn't mine. It's probably Neelix's.
>>688767551
.
>>688767680
>>688767028
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUTTA HERE!
>>688767946
then how did it get past your strenuous 'Security' measures, dude?
and why does your uniform reek of it?
>>688767946
Get those old grannies outta here
rip image limit
>>6887685
who the fuck blew the fuses? i told you not to plug the amp into the replicator pod
>>688768248
I caught him with it earlier. He must've snuck some into his asshole and smuggled in enough for the orgy. I removed a larger amount from his person and warped it to the nearest star to the ship as we pased by.
>>688768381
Pardon me, but that's my mother. One more word, and you're as good as spent plasma.
