Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >This
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>688737626
Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOOtv7iGKYc
Claimed
>>688737736
Fittest Waifu Claimed
gonna go eat
I had a tater tot bake. It was good.
>>688737736
Well, Ive come to terms with it.
My family wants me to be more social with friends.
>because a catch up night a week and various things we plan isnt enough
Rory-sama claimed
>>688737103
hi bun bro
are you collecting disorders?
>>688737252
Yes yes! The ones you list made me feel very welcome, also hand, mikan, tenryuu, hatsuzuki and kirino. Some others are intimidating but nice when you get to know them, and others I can't approach. I didn't know which one you were.
>2200 hours on TF2
damn, you would have lots of fun on overwatch, I think. sad you don't have it
Life of a student, yes?
Foreign languages must be great, how many do you know? I am studying business now because I don't know what else to do. I wanted to study psychology and do counseling work with children or criminals but it's not such a good field here in Arab countries. No jobs for such a thing.
>>688737626
oops
I mean that's interesting, at least.
Iowa claimed
How's everyone doing?
>>688737736
>down with democracy
RED CHINESE THREAT DETECTED
fish
>>688738181
Hi!
Just look at that cute face, that gorgeous shape, that sense of style
How can you not love it?
Akiko claimed
still here
and
>>688738192
i think that means yes. do you have more that one clown fish?
>>688738175
Not really, I've had that one for a while.
>hi
>>688738181
Hello.
>>688738425
>too small
>this is not /b/ this is /waifu/
Fuck off with your cancer.
>>688738425
she a crazy bitch nigga
>>688738038
That pose is painful
Just tried it
>>688738166
Eh, your family wants the best for you I guess, I'm fine with doing more or less the same as you.
>>688738175
It does make life interesting in a way, hard to socialize but I can enjoy myself doing repeated stuff.
>>688738511
>>688738552
That ain't Karen.
>>688738851
neither is this
Miho claimed
>>688738313
Goddammit I've seen that too and I never thought to post it. GG Karen. What's up man?
>>688738499
Hello! What's up my dude
I am now in posession of The Imperial Infantrymans Uplifting Primer.
>>688739155
Top taste.
>>688738499
I'd say they're just big enough. And she knows some tricks as well
>>688738552
You fucking know it bro
Pure dedication and loyalty
>>688738851
Karen is a fucking heretic
He has more than one waifu folder
what a pleb
>>688739294
When the hell did she get so busty?
Nyu/Lucy/Nyan&Lucifer claimed.
Nana banned.
>>688739294
A character doesn't have to be your waifu to earn a folder in your hard drive.
>>688739133
BREAKING NEWS! NOTHING CONFIRMED!
JUST SPECULATION!
CNN is pure cancer.
>>688739125
so yes i think. the fish were not expensive but the tank was from what i read
>>688738129
bye bye konata
>>688738163
explain to the arab what this means
>>688738657
does it make it easy to study?
this is like living life on hard mode, yes? It's a challenge!
>>688738499
wew, still awake?
What time is it?
>>688738038
Hi hi, only seen you for a bit.
Are you new or too old for me to remember?
>>688738999
trips checked
Syndra told me to tell you to seppuku
>>688739022
Yes yes! Very good.
Doing great, fasting for ramadan, staying up late to play overwatch. Fun times overall
Going to head to bed soon, just talking a bit first.
How about you?
>>688739125
I want to put the fish in a sandwich and eat it
>>688739294
I have five folders
Akito isn't in any of them
His expressions are fucking wonderful
>>688739416
>>688739496
So is this thread
>>688739512
suddenly wallpost
fuck me
>>688739471
this nigga gets it
Karen for life, ana is still a cute
>>688739512
>seppuku
>>688739567
Your the kid who replies to an insult with:
"Well... yeah? YOU TOO!"
>>688739022
I'm alright. You?
>>688739294
Eh, they could be bigger.
>>688739512
7:49 PM.
>>688739518
Hey Bun Bun. How's it going?
>>688739704
Do something about it
>>688739686
wait what
what did I just get into
Why is it that my opening line is always about food!
Seriously though, mint hot chocolate. Deliscous
>>688739774
I really don't care if you choose to waste your time here.
By all means, be my guest.
I literally don't give a shit, it's your life and you can make your own decisions.
>>688737818
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>>688738175
>also hand, mikan, tenryuu, hatsuzuki and kirino.
Great people, all of them. I hope you've got a chance to talk with all of those so far, Karen.
>damn, you would have lots of fun on overwatch, I think. sad you don't have it
I know, I should really consider getting it soon, even when I recently bought Skullgirls.
Thank you for the advice.
>Foreign languages must be great, how many do you know?
It is pretty exciting, actually. It's only my first year, so I haven't learned anything spectacular yet.
At least I've managed to practice my English a bit. I know it's disappointing, but at least I can make myself somewhat clear most of the time.
>I am studying business now because I don't know what else to do.
I see, how has it been so far?
I hope you don't dislike it too much, by the way.
>>688739800
>>688739294
DID I HEAR MORE THAN ONE WAIFU?
>>688739512
A layer of ground beef, cream of chicken (usually cream of mushroom, I changed it), on that same layer, tater tots (potatoes) topped off with cheese.
It tasted quite good.
>>688739125
I prefer myself some sneks.
>>688739512
Oh god. Do you get used to ramadan at least? Sounds a bit extreme. I was thinking of playing overwatch but not sure if I want to take the gamble of having incompetent teams.
>>688739738
Doing great. Easy to get out of bed today so even better.
>>688739294
>MORE THAN ONE WAIFU FOLDER
ARE WE CLEANSING HERESY NOW?
Hell... I'm jumping in
>>688739738
You had a nap earlier, yes?
>>688739804
Hey socks
>>688740013
you did, faggot, what of it?
>Karen
>>688740065
>>688739512
On that same layer onions*
>Shiro
>>688739941
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>>688740165
Fucking Heretics.
>>688739416
Not gonna spoil anything for Karen but she's basically using tricks to make them look bigger
She's not actually that busty
>>688739471
I could admit that you have a point, but it's much easier to just ignore you
>>688739512
His expressions are pretty great but they pale in comparison to Akiko's expressions
>>688739738
They could be bigger, but they don't have to be. I like them just the way they are
>>688739837
um yeah fish
>>688740110
Good taste
>>688740211
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>>688740081
>I prefer myself some sneks
My nigga.
>>688740165
I did.
>>688740308
Then I'm glad you're happy with them.
>>688739512
>does it make it easy to study?
It's all about your likes and current hobbies. When it comes to things that I liked I wouldn't even need to study to master it, like chemistry.
Studying something I dislike is near impossible, I study for like 15 mins and when I realize it I'm back to my obsessive hobbies.
If you count reading WoW stuff over and over as studying memorizing every single talent, spell description and their cooldowns was rather easy for me.
My grades always varied wildly, the average would be 8-13s barely studying, but in the disciplines I was into I could easily get 17-19s.
To be honest I didn't study once from 8th grade until the end of high school.
>grades go from 0 to 20 here
>9.5 and above is positive
>I can get annoyingly talkative through the net or when I'm with someone who is into my hobbies too
>>688740422
I'm gunna meme ya
>>688739923
Someone's a wittle buttmad
>>688740081
WE ARE CLEANSING HERESY BROTHER.
>>688740430
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>>688740308
Cheater titties. I see.
But DFC?
>>688740550
Not really. I'm quite enjoying myself today.
How about you?
>>688740165
Hellew
Night guys. How is life ?
>>688740308
I'm gonna interpret that as you accepted my point.
>>688739207
Thumbs up. Have you consulted your local Inquisition office?
>>688740647
>find another kimono pic
>art style is shit
>send help
>>688740647
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Claimed and tamed
>>688740815
do you have any pets besides fish? like a dog or a cat?
>>688740677
Doing alright, gotta have surgery on my ass pretty soon, though. Don't know if I'll be able to afford it.
>>688740517
You have good taste and I'm liking you more and more now.
>>688740645
HERESY CLEANSING INITIATED.
>>688740550
I got ayy lmao for my alien name. What about you?
>>688740815
Not much of a talker huh? something telles me you like fish
>>688740517
Would you be unhappy with Galko if she had a smaller bust?
Seems kind of shallow to base your affections on one aspect of her person
>>688740013
>>688740081
Our target is this fucking sandnigger who claims Karen
>>688740676
I don't like super big ones, but would you call Akiko DFC? I'm not that into extremes and Akiko hits a sweet spot for me
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>>688740808
Interpret it as you want
>>688740896
Yes I have, I am awaiting the Response of the Departmento Munitorum.
>>688740950
FeelsBadMan
Atleast the one you have is super cute.
>>688740959
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>>688741066
PURGE THE XENOS FILTH.
>>688741068
WE ARE AWARE OF THIS HERETIC, WHO CLAIMS NOT ONE, BUT TWO HERETICAL WAIFUS.
>>688741053
I'm sorry to hear that. I really wish the government did more to help people like you who needed it.
No one deserves to suffer, and it's the least the government could do for it's citizens.
>>688741129
>Kimonos are qt
>>688741068
She usually looks a little smaller... Guess i'll differ to the shower scene though. Definitely not DFC.
>>688740815
Fish
>>688741101
Surely you mean Departmento Administratum? Munitorium deals with the aquisition of arms.
>suspicious eyes
>>688739941
Yes, talked to them all. But I'm worried about Hatsuzuki, have you talked to him? He posts very little and he said something worrying last time he was here.
Can you actually play Skullgirls? It's super hard for me, it took me a long time just to not be shit at street fighter, lol.
Learning languages is something really cool, you have great aspirations. Did you want to do it or did it just happen?
Unfortunately business is not something for me. I'm a very good liar and people person. This is why I wanted to do psychology, to talk with people.
Business is hard for me because I have memory problems. a lot of the time I forget what I'm doing and my mind goes blank. So doing multiple calculations and advanced math is complicated.
So I took the in-between and I'm trying to do Marketing so I can have equal parts. Maybe if my parents can be rich again I will try to go overseas to Canada so I can have the future I want. It's a bad situation here.
>>688740684
hi thur
how's it hanging?
>>688740542
>8-13s
>17-19s
You are not an american, yes?
Portugal, you said?
We use a similar system here, but 12+ is passing, 60%.
I didn't study too much either, but no burgers, just lazy.
What's your situation like now?
>>688740517
That's gonna make it a bit harder for you to sleep on time at night, right?
>>688740065
fuck man
You were eating something else the other day that was really good too
All of that is in a sandwich, right?
>>688740081
>not playing with the waifu group
pls nigga
You get used to it fast, It's 4 AM here and prayer just sounded so I can't eat until 8 PM tomorrow. Gonna sleep and wake up really late lol.
>>688740798
Hi Brazil, doing okay?
Did we amuse your friends at least a little, last time?
>>688741198
oh well i have a dog. ive never had a fish besides 1 goldfish
>>688741359
They really are.
>>688741377
>shizuru get rattle
>>688741066
Thanks. So do you.
>>688741068
Nah, not really. I kind of hate how overexaggerated they are in some stuff.
>>688741129
Thanks.
>>688741434
Probably.
>>688740645
>>688740223
>>688741319
Joke's on you nigger
I claim 3
>Still Karen
>>688741430
Precisely, I am waiting for my Supplies so that I may begin my Quest against filthy Xenos.
>>688740223
>>688740645
>>688741319
Make it 4
>Yup, Karen again
>>688741068
Roger Roger
>>688741319
WHO KNOWS THIS HERETIC MAY HAVE MORE THAN TWO.
>>688741434
There's a group of overwatch niggers? I dunno starving myself just doesn't sound like my cup of tea.
>>688741434
They don't mind. They use 4chan too man. I'd say that they are used to it. Even tho I'm the only one who likes anime and shit. I kinda the weeabo of the group .
And shit man. You like to write, don't ya ?
>>688741688
Cat
>>688740223
>>688740645
>>688741319
>Guess who?
>>688741542
>Rattle rattle
What's up Sachi?
>>688741434
It's similar to a casserole. That being on bread would be horrid. I had two $1 slices of gas station pizza yesterday.
>>688741890
Picture.
>>688740645
>>688740223
>>688741319
This one is my favourite folder
Anyone still remember this?
>Karen
all mine
>>688741769
IT IS OBVIOUS THIS HERETIC IS A DOUBLE HERETIC
CLAIMING 4 HERETICAL WAIFUS.
>>688741319
I'm on it
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>>688741377
It's hinted she's a little insecure about the size of her bust. Adorable, isn't it? She also admits to using tricks such as push ups and frills to make them look bigger than they actually are
I take the size they have in shower scenes as true, even though she squeezes them together a lot
>>688741557
Ah I see
I haven't seen Galky's anime but I can only imagine they're the subject of a lot of jokes
>>688741587
Okay Karen that's enough. Someone has to put an end to your madness
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>>688742024
Karen please stop. Can't you see it's going too far? You're not in control anymore
>no Mugi ohayou
>>688741434
I didn't have regular education on high school, went for a multimedia professional course (probably the 3 best years of my life), it was fun and my grades were good. Had an 18 on my final project and it was the 3rd best of the entire class, without counting that it was in pairs and I did most of the work.
Yup I'm from Portugal, damn needing 12+ to pass sounds like a pain in the A, you don't even need 50% here since 9.5 is already positive.
>What's your situation like now?
Because I didn't have regular education I couldn't join a regular course on college and registered for another minor course that should be enough to make my europass look better, it was terrible and the school was even worse, ended up dropping out. But I did finish most of it including a professional internship in a design agency from where I might try to get a job, since they liked my work.
At this very moment I'm 99% neet, the only thing I'm doing with my life is getting my driver's license, registered for the written exam 2 days ago so it should be happening in 2-3 weeks.
You seem to be able to hold enjoyable conversations with tons of anons at the same time, are you the new incarnation of hand?
>>688741992
>>688741873
the sky as far as i remember :^)
>>688742119
WATCH HIM THROW OUT SOME 5TH HERETICAL WAIFU. THERE IS NO END TO HIS HERESY
>>688742143
They are.
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>>688742227
I still refuse to look for one after what I found last time.
>>688741688
his name was Goldy
>>688742498
THIS HERESY MUST BE STOPPED
