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>post rate chill
>>688726793
You look like a feminist with a bit of stubble/10
>>688727056
Eh, could be worse
>>688727056
So a feminist?
>>688727286
Nah, opposite ideology
>>688726793
5, if you hit the gym you could probably get to 7.
>>688727719
7, those fucking shorts though...
>>688727146
Get rid of that ginger stubble. Man... I'm just a cunt most of the time, if I'm honest you could get pussy. That's all you wanted to hear otherwise you wouldn't be looking for opinions faggot.
>virgin
>>688727719
You look like one of the fucking retard Europeans who are invading my country/10
>>688727889
gotta love the flower power
>>688728313
I'm half British (other half Greek Cypriot and Welsh) and was born in the UK. Do i really look like an immigrant?
>>688726793
I can just imagine it now. You pulled the hood halfway over your head and then spent a good 15 minutes trying to ruffle your hair just so.
You took the first 6 pictures with a straight face.
Doesn't look right. Glasses off maybe?
Another 5 pictures.
No, glasses definitely on.
Hmmm, try smiling?
9 pictures.
No, look way too goofy. Need to impress /b/ here and get the validation of bitter strangers.
Hmm, half smirk maybe?
7 pictures.
Urggh. That one. That one will do.
>>688729123
Exact process but not for /b/, for Tinder. Close though, good try
>>688728721
Yeah, especially in those mountains. Shit, looking like you've got a pressure cooker bomb in your backpack and shit...
>>688729123
>>688729254
do people really do this? I knew women did but not to that extent? Plus your a man, why are you spending so much time taking selfies. I never take selfies unless in a group on a night out or some shit and even then i don't really have a pose i pull, i just smile. Don't you get bored?
>>688729414
well wonderful, thanks for the honesty m9. I might shave the beard
>>688729724
Primarily out of boredom.
End me
>>688727719
10
>>688726793
6
>>688729453
0 i would run
>>688729724
Whenever I see somebody start a fucking fa(e)ces of /b/ thread, I always imagine them in their bedroom going through a similar tedious procedure to get the perfect selfie without realising that there is no such thing.
>>688729964
why? also, age?
Basement Dweller reporting in. Also OP just shave your head boi.
>>688726793
butch lesbian on testosterone/10
>>688730396
If I was a white supremacist sure.
>>688730317
I am eternal
>>688729964
post a pic that doesn't chop off the top of your head plz
>>688726793
Faggot
>>688727719
Faggot
>>688729453
Faggot
>>688729650
Faggot
>>688729964
Faggot
>>688729995
Faggot
>>688730281
Faggot
>>688730396
Guess what. Faggot.
>>688726793
>>688729929
if your bored make arrangements not to be bored, how will taking a shit ton of selfies make a change? i'd be miserable if i was doing that in my free time
>>688730312
I've made a thread like this before to get advice, even posted in this one, but i just take a pic I've been tagged in on fb. Surely if your looking for advice or an honest rate you should show a picture that's the normal you. I really don't get it
>>688730883
k
>>688730864
Chill buddy all you're missing out on is some hair
>>688730929
10 - OP
>>688730883
Disgusting half breed 0/10
>>688730883
I m offended
>>688731083
It took up like 7 mins of my life lmao. Not that bad haha.
>>688731161
>half breed
Nigga what? I'm 100% white. Are you blind or retarded or both?
>>688731092
fu then lol
>>688731293
you look like an inbred slav
>>688730929
are you proud?
>>688731236
oh, i was under the impression it took 20 minutes plus. 7 is still bad, but not warranting of my previous response. why do you try to get the best photo if you're looking for a rate? People don't always see you at your best
>>688731293
uh huh keep telling your self that, half caste
>>688731375
Cyka blyat
>>688731304
Miss me with that gay shit tho
>>688731421
As I said, it's for Tinder, not /b/ where everyone try hards.
>>688731397
I would't post it if I weren't proud.
Sup fuckboys
>>688731597
I use tinder and get a match a day roughly, I don't try hard at all. the pic i posted in this thread is one of my pics on tinder i think. How many matches do you got on average?
>>688726793
12 vs 18
>>688731758
sup Hodor, shame u died in season 6
>>688731885
12 looks better
18 looks like emo vegeta trying to take a cool MySpace pic
>>688731869
1 a day, if not 1 every 2
>>688730883
probably a 4/10, if you hit the gym a lot you may hit 5
>>688731991
Noted
>>688732054
>hit the gym
Yeah or I could not.
>>688732099
Checked
>>688731891
I'm from the same country as Kristian Nairn so I guess it's a complete comparison.
>>688732016
do you live in a densely populated area or is it quite rural?
>>688732190
if you wish to remain below average mate, it's your choice
>>688731885
you look like youre trying too hard. nice physique though, you work out bro?
>>688732245
>Kristian Nairn
The fucking country side, UK
>>688729964
Not even you in the pic lol
>>688732342
Thanks lad, I do indeed.
>>688732483
Looking rather Slavic today my friend
be gentle please
Seeing how shitty everybody looks really helps my self esteem thanks /b/
>>688732483
Pls send a pic of you crouching and wearing Adidas. You croat
>>688732625
Not bad, you look south american
>>688732483
>>688732563
pls put some adidas on and squat with some vodka
>>688732625
why you so insecure dawg
>>688732332
If I wish to remain in your bad opinions I will. Thankfully you don't suck my dick, so it doesn't matter how ugly you think I am.
:^)
>>688732461
R u peanut butter and jealous
friend who probably will see
Now I know why OP is always a faggot. OP is always one of you. Except for the terrorist in the gay shorts you all look like you've just finished suckin dicks.
>>688732918
Nah, just curious why you'd impersonate that dude. Not judging btw
>>688733136
>>688733136
nigger, post yourself to be judged by random anons
>>688733235
I don't appreciate such unfounded suspicion friendo
>>688732906
with that attitude it will remain at zero people sucking your dick fam
>>688733466
bobby bones
>>688732918
peanut butter an jealous, I'll be stealing that statement
>>688733561
Lol who
>>688733659
It's from the interview lol go ahead
>>688733447
same colour eyes as me
>>688732625
Timestamp?
>>688733932
Ig lol who is that
>>688727719
another pic of me, could anyone give me pointers on how to improve? My nose is red due to sunburn
>>688734114
Work out probably. Literally makes anyone look better
>>688734114
shave eyebrows
>>688734114
nothing to improve mate. beard, hair and girl suits you
>>688734335
>owning a fedora
>>688734114
jesus christ, you look just like my best friend who recently killed himself. its uncanny. elliott?
R8?
>>688734559
you look like a fucking serial killer or Lee Harvey Oswald
>>688732656
>doesnt post pic
>overt and unnecessary aggression
whatever you say there champ :')
>>688734656
get a haircut
>>688734654
show us a pic of your dead mate?
Also sorry for your loss
>>688734703
i look like someone who routinely commits homicide who is in the act of coitus and then also lee harvey oswald is what you just said
>>688734933
thank you, he was a /b/ro himself. i would post a pic of him but its not my place, and i really couldnt stand to look at his face. always throws me somewhere dark and i have company coming.
>>688734761
Lol I did post a pic I'm >>688729964
>>688735091
rough
>>688733548
or itll stay at 2 bar minimum, which it has been. :^)
>>688733466
Good. Now post your dick
>>688735088
fair enough, hope you find peace in that shitty situation, i know it sounds generic but time does heal everything
>>688735088
dont be a puss
>>688735380
Beat
>>688735269
sure thing buddy
>>688735604
::::::::::^^^^^^^^^^))))))))))))))
я не робот
>>688735487
i never saw his body, he was missing for two weeks before they knew he had killed himself. i found out in a text and never really had a chance to talk about it with him, nobody even recognized me at his funeral and nobody recognized the relationship i had had with him because i had changed so much and been lost in time at rehab. i have dreams every week he is still alive, and i run into him on the street. i just need to see his body, some closure before i can rest
>>688735908
Too bad I don't speak fucking Russian
>>688736065
That sounds fucking gay
>>688736065
with anyone* obviously i didnt talk about it with him.
>>688736075
russia is a capital of the moscow
another me
>>688736183
>trying this hard to be edgy
>>688730281
>khs
Kys faggot.
>>688736605
sorry if we beat you in some athletic competition anon
>>688736443
youre an obnoxious cunt
>>688732625
age?
>>688736065
i studied forensic science and trust me, you wouldn't want to see the body if it took 2 weeks to discover. He will still live on in your memories and I guarantee you he wouldn't want to see you like this. It's not going to be easy but you will be able to move on from this and look back and smile like (if his consciousness is still present) he will.
>>688737105
true, he was submerged in waters under the golden gate bridge too, so it couldnt have been pretty. when i was in custody at the golden gate bridge for being suspected of being there to kill myself a kid went over, they were so non chalant about it. made my blood boil they probably spoke so trivially about him.
>>688736789
You guys couldn't beat your own dicks. Never have, never will. And I went to khs years ago. They were shit then too.
>>688737463
It doesn't mean their bad people though, humans find it hard to emotionally connect to strangers, especially when they can't relate to it. Plus having it occur often in their line of work or simply reading about it often in the news paper will make them accustomed to it. I wish you luck in your life, if you fall down just try and land on your back, because if you can look up you can get up.
>>688737463
how old are you?
Rate?
>>688734788
And be opressed by the corprate conglomerate machine? Like, I don't think so man
>>688736276
that is false, and dont try writing english if you dont know how, itll turn out exactly like that, saying things that dont make sense
>>688738162
19, pic is me
sup /b/
>>688739384
is that a joint?
>>688739384
faggot hipster 10/10
>>688738126
thank you anon, as much as i know it's true it's the empathic complacency of the whole thing that really got to me
>>688739530
yep, waiting for my friend from new york to get here so i can give him a california welcome
>>688739384
Nice hair faggot, you look like every other generic white dude trying to be "indie"
>>688739477
i recognize you my nigga, whatsup
>>688739771
it sounds like someones a little mad there bud
>>688739772
just burning the last bit of daylight shitposting before i call it a night and crash. wore out from work, and the heat.
how are you doing?
>>688735908
пруф что ты не робот
>>688740049
jetlagged as hell and recovering from a minor heart attack and what is either asbestos or carbon monoxide exposure from a dodgy hostel in barcelona. been better lol. not a bad way to end the night, shitposting in a pool of sweat. what do you do for work?
Meh, look like shit today
>>688740263
You look like someone that always looks like shit
Sorry fghjk
>>688740499
male or female?
>>688740499
What a pretty lady
>>688739384
nudes?
>>688740600
im flattered, but i also have a good relationship with my daddy. sorry to let ya down
>>688740499
get out traplord
>>688740257
>recovering from a minor heart attack and what is either asbestos or carbon monoxide exposure
holy shit, man, hope you are alright. that's fucked.
i operate a tire dealership and automotive repair shop
Fuck this. Whatever.
>>688726793
Tard/10
>>688739384
you look like a killa
>>688727719
wetback/10
>>688729453
most likely to emulate Ted Bundy/10
>>688729650
Saving for sex change/10
>>688740954
frowny pic
>>688729964
Future Insurance salesman/10
>>688741236
Gotta have that pout, brude.
>>688729995
Fairy queen failure/10
>>688740954
would look better without it tho, just sayin
>>688730281
Male stripper... for men/10
>>688730396
Convict in training/10
>>688730883
Went missing, and no one looked/10
>>688729995
I'm gunna need a timestamp for this outrageous claim
>>688730929
Currently sought for re-institutionalization/10
>>688731758
Future cat lady/10
>>688741447
MMMMMM ALMOST COMPLIMENTSSSS
>>688731885
perfecting rape skills/10
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uXJ1mgkyF0
>>688731960
Remains hopeful after cancer diagnosis, dies painful death/10
>>688736276
где ты живёшь в России?
>>688732483
Potential suicide, saving up for rope/10
>>688732625
Spends allowance on meth/10
>>688729995
9/10. Fuck this must be bait
>>688733074
Never loses frontal virginity, ever/10
>>688733281
career choice of armed robbery/10
>>688733447
Does not get it/10
>>688732625
I would have sex with you.
Hair/10
>>688733466
Beat mother to death with spatula/10
>>688742369
Stupid
Cumrag
>>688726793
https://soundcloud.com/fecshrooms/a666s
>>688733932
collects dog poo as a hobby/10
>>688742794
Timestamp that shit
Then we'll talk
>>688726793
hello Mark...
>>688742899
Jontron/10
>>688742899
shit, you are hot
>>688738679
Nice jawine/ 10
>>688734114
future moose stomping victims/10
What's good homie?
>>688742899
Jontron's lost brother
What's up fams
>>688734559
Enters priesthood to diddle kiddies/10
>>688734656
Never will leave basement, ever/10
>>688743139
tell me you are joking
>>688742794
>ganesha aproves
>>688742899
checked
>>688743166
You are too young please exit the building.
>>688734740
Most wanted in Nebraska, but no one cares/10
>>688743364
FBI trap.
>>688743364
I'm almost 25
>>688742899
>wants to ask if jontron.
>probably isn't and will feel stupid.
>if so I want to play vidya with you.
>>688735908
Killed in snuff film, but happy about starring role/10
>>688726793
:DD
>>688742794
Is this the same person? Oddly enough, the first pic does more for me than the second
>>688726793
god this place has gone to shit
>>688743166
you sweet
>>688731891
Fuck you. I'm a season behind.
hello /b/
>>688734656
Love me
>>688734656
>>688729995
frodo?
>>688742809
I would use you as one. 8/10 for me but my standards are shit
>>688743260
>>688743488
Cute/10, also check'd
>>688743166
>Splatoon hat
I like you
R8 MY STUCCO
>>688741611
>hoy ting toy im chinee
did i fuck up by shaving my mustache
It was almost a month of growth
Hi /b/ :-)
:-3 :-D
>>688747154
male or female?
this thread's been stagnant awhile now, time for a replacement
>>688748660
>>688748660
>>688748660
>>688748660
Rate me /b/
>>688748925
yesus christ
>>688748925
u look beautiful your hair is amazing let me marry you
Used to have red. Hair dresser dyed it fucking black. Ive never been more sad
>>688744067
you look like Peter Dinklage if he wasn't a dwarf
>>688742357
Omg you sexy beast 10/10 many yays
>>688750777
200lbs/10
>>688751016
Incorrect! 170lbs/10. I have a very chubby facial structure
>>688751599
show a full body pic then to prove it
>>688751599
that's not a chubby facial structure, that's called being fat
>>688752259
Noooo man shes just big boned
>>688726793
you are a cock muncher
>>688752162
Sharpie+pooper = funtimes
>>688730929
why u shave your pits bro
This place is becoming reddit.
Newfags everywhere.
>>688754345
You literally just bumped this thread from Page 10 so you could bitch about it. Congratulations.
>>688754528
bump
>>688729995
Cutey/10
>>688754528
Ever heard of sage newfag?
>>688754708
Rate me
>>688754905
The thread was on page 10, then he posted, then I saw it was on page 3. It's called logic anon.
>>688754928
faggot/10
>>688730715
I shouldn't have keked at this
>>688754988
>implying anon posted to bump
>>688731885
you look factory made man. And not in the "he's built like a machine" kind of way, but the "fuck the wifi keeps breaking, these fucking cheap ass 3rd world country build machine"
>>688754928
You're alright looking but can look better without doing faces.
>>688731375
yes most slavs are fucking retarded but without slavs you wouldn't have half the shit you have today. one example would be Tesla...
>>688755571
Kek
Haven't posted myself in years
>>688755567
Intent and effect are two different things. If the anon posted in the thread while it was on page 10 and intended nothing more than to insult it, but actually ended up preserving it from 404ing, that arguably makes him (you) a bigger idiot
>>688740954
what are you looking for anon? your balls? their not up there I promise
>>688755882
/v/irgin
>>688755882
For good reason
>>688726793
>>688754928
are you wearing mascara?
>>688756543
back to tumblr faggot
