Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>688670349
Oh Emi!
Good to see you, how are you doing?
Claimed
here we go
im ready for the shitstorm
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
QUOTT: What is the motivation shitposters have?
>>688670955
>Didn't see the second part of the first quote
Fuck
I seem to have caused quite a bit of shit mongering, sorry about that.
>>688670872
Wtf is going on?
>fittest waifu claimed
Good afternoon /waifu/, Britfag Maki claimed.
Not sure if you will believe me with the leaving copypasta going around, but it is with sadness that I say that I’m leaving the thread.
After Hand-kun left, I thought about it and realised that he was right. I’m struggling a lot with personal issues at the moment, and participation in the thread isn’t helping. It’s like I’m selling myself out by identifying as someone else, and it actually makes me a little sad.
I’m leaving for the benefit of my own mental health.
I’m leaving to try and win my life back from this mental illness.
I’ve not been here as long as a founding member such as Hand, but it’s been a great couple of months.
To everyone, thank you for your time and concern. I did not hate anybody here, you made my day a great deal brighter just by being around.
I’d appreciate if you would cap this and pass it on to those who I’ve thanked, most importantly.
Well, it’s certainly a weight off of my chest.
So, for the last time, goodnight, sweet dreams of your waifus.
Roll safe, mangs.
Yours, Maki.
MEME OVERLOAD.
>>688671070
Ask desu he's an expert.
Please, don't joke about such matters. Suicide isn't funny. I should know. I've attempted suicide many times, and failed. I have been on suicide watch, 3 times this year. So childish...
>>688671070
I'd say it's absolute motivation. Or autistic. Either one works.
>>688670170
You Europeans and your waking up past noon.
>>688670319
I guess I was breathing wrong as I'm a filthy mouth breather.
Why does everyone call me tsun?! I'm not!
>>688670484
No u!
>Seriously, I'm not!
>>688670830
Never seen someone do that before.
And yeesh, I'm lucky. My dog doesn't really bark at all.
>>688671159
did have individual thanks, but word limit desu
>>688671159
Goodbye I guess, assuming this is true.
It's been fun
Claimed
>>688671159
I am sads.
Have a good one fam
>>688670805
Fuck memes.
Spideys used to chill with us, they are nice once they see this is not a loli thread.
Training a lot, that's my plan. New race in july maybe, 6k.
>>688670955
Doing great, exams are over and I can relax again and go back to my exercise. And you?
>>688670949
I'm not sure that being trapped here forever is a good thing anymore.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?
Akiko claimed
>>688671159
I hope life treats you well britfag. It was nice knowing ya.
D.va claimed
Is desu of the ylyl desu spam here?
>>688671159
Goodbye Maki! Although we never talked.
See ya
>>688671268
>suicide isn't funny
Suicide is very funny
You just have a shit sense of humor
>>688671159
We will miss you and just like hand, I wished you could simply manage your time better and visit us once in a while, even if once a month or something.
I barely talked with you but I did like your presence, have a good one and I hope you can get a grip of your life.
>>688671193
Claimed
>>688671159
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688671159
Why are you making fun of what Hand wrote, you moron?
He was older than you in this threads.
Cancerous faggots like you is the reason Hand kun left.
Don't you dare make fun of him, you faggot.
>>688671316
That's the same text as the Hand pasta, unlikely that it's real
>>688671380
Glad to hear that, how did exams go?
I'm doing alright as usual, nothing new from me.
>>688671159
See you around britfag, you're a nice guy.
>>688671159
Another one bites the dust
>>688671380
I have no clue
>>688671159
I didn't talk to you a whole lot, but I thought you were nice enough. I wish you luck in whatever it is you do, Brit!
>Assuming this one is serious
Best type moon claimed.
To run or not to run.
>>688671159
Hard to tell if this is real but I've never seen any pasta like it so I'll have to assume it is. Take care, Maki. Will miss your company in these threads.
>>688671298
>I'm not!
You're just defeating yourself at this point.
>>688671425
Suiseki? He comes in here every few months but no he doesn't regularly post here.
>>688671448
I know.
Vigil is a faggot.
>>688671435
Qt 3.145
>>688671598
Oh shit.
10/10
>>688671070
Bordem, not liking the thread, think it's like loli, trap, fur and so on
>>688671149
I don't know. I just got here too
>>688671159
DAMMIT BRIT MAKI I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU! Alright dude. Best of luck with whatever is going on in your life
>>688671221
>Ask a shitposter anything
>>688671298
or both?
>>688671380
Heya Emi!
>>688671681
Why would you even visit loli/trap/fur/etc if you don't like it? You can simply scroll past it or put a filter in it
>>688671645
am not
>>688671535
lol ok
I posted and fell asleep right away last night.
How has waifu been.
>>688671618
Shit I want to see if he's ok
Haven't seen desu spam in any of the usual threads in over a week, I hate him but still worry about his well being.
>>688671666
SATAN TRIPS GET SPOOKED GUYS XDDXDXDXD
>>688671612
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>>688671307
Are you all RETARDED?
That's exactly what Hand Kun posted when he left.
He's making fun of him by posting that.
You all are the reason who left.
You never cared, yet he did, and now you're making fun of him.
Cool community.
>>688671851
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688671159
Literally fuck off and don't come back ever.
>chu2
>Shichimiya in the rain
Fuuuuug.
>>688671535
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>>688671681
>>688671791
Why are all you fags falling for this? It is a copy of the Hand kun message?
GG shitposter, 1:0 for you
Also my waifu magically will also leave now that she's been posted I guess
>>688671159
This post is legit
you better still show your face in OW faggot
>>688671612
How?! This shit is rigged.
>>688671774
Probably.
>>688671888
>>688670872
miia claimed
Best snek waifu reporting in
Back after a month or more edition
how is everyone doing?
>>688671268
How the fuck do you fail suicide? Did you not drink enough bleach or was the rope too loose?
>>688671159
Here comes more drama and shitposting, but see you later.
>>688671888
>>688671984
>That's exactly what Hand Kun posted when he left
okay lol
>>688671820
I'll pass your regards on if he posts, what name do you go by?
>>688671888
Checked the dude with a cool looking husbandos who might be the shitposter
>>688671984
>>688671888
>copy of Hand's post
stopped reading there to be honest
>>688671888
>>688671984
>>688672078
What is up with people taking bait now?
>>688672058
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
P.S Spider best girl.
>>688671794
>
>claiming cirno
fish
>>688671984
>It is a copy of the Hand kun message?
no
>>688672100
Uh I think he knows me as the guy who made 5 ylyl threads in protest and once spammed a waifu thread until I was banned for all of 5 minutes.
>>688671159
Take care Brit, best of wishes to you.
>>688671536
The bio exam went pretty well, the chem exam... let's just say I wrote stuff.
Glad to hear that you are doing okay.
>>688671540
Where is good ol' Uncle Adolf when you need him
>>688671608
Run. Always.
>>688671774
Hi Chara, how's it going?
>>688671794
>How has waifu been.
Good question. What's up, Tsuyu?
>>688671268
This is taking a dark turn...
>>688671794
How ya doing Tsuyu? We're not in the best state currently if you couldn't tell.
>>688672185
I come to frogs, especially Tsuyu.
>>688672240
Fish.
>>688671380
I'm sorry Emi, I'm a bit busy now so I can't really hold a conversation.
You better win that race, I'm rooting for you.
Apologies again.
>>688672359
lol I'll screenshot this and show it to him then.
Have a nice day, friend.
>>688672394
That's a good question
These past 2 threads have been low quality copypastas
>>688671159
Forgot to say, this better be just a shitpost.
>>688672440
I understand, take care of whatever you have to. I'll do my best to win, promise.
>>688672632
I'm starting to miss Mai
>>688672394
Going steady. I more or less got up and am doing something now with my time. Writing applications and learning a bit. Not much, but something.
So, what did you do? Haven't seen you in a while
>>688672394
Yes sir, you'll be happy to hear that I'm getting back in shape, did an acceptable 8km at 38 minutes without feeling too bombed out.
Glad your exams went well, mine weren't so good.
>>688672616
Oh I'm also a fur fag and have clashed a couple times on those regards but don't know if he remembers.
Anyway I need to go, if you see him ask why his spam has dropped off, I hate the spam but am worried about him.
>>688671984
Is okay.
They are retarded, don't try to speak with them.
They are eating themselves anyway.
>>688672028
>>688672124
Or, I may be one of you.
>>688672149
wow.
>>688672157
WHat bait? I don't get it.
You guys just replied to what Hand kun said few days ago.
>>688672166
?
>>688671159
I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALONG WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.
Well looks like everything is the same.
Just wanted to pop in and say hello to you all and mention that I will finally be quitting my night job at Starbucks, finishing this month and then July and I'll be out so that will give me more time to focus on myself, my life, my friends, my relationship, etc. And with that I really think I'm gonna be able to turn things around and have an overall better attitude and stuff.
Things are good and I'm wishing you all the best.
>>688672305
Honestly, that's his own damn fault.
>He alienated himself
>He didn't use moderation
>He decided to put on a front and pretend to be someone else instead of himself
>>688671298
Someone is quite dedicated to you~
LUCKY! My dogs don't really bark but they seem to when waking me up or someone is at the door :/
>>688671774
I tried ask what they see on in what thy like and all seem to like them because "fuck you. That's why"
>>688671794
Hello
>>688672385
Annnnnd were back to one maki
>>688672923
Will do, I think I've seen you before if you spam us with the shark.
Have a nice day.
>>688672976
Glad you're okay. Good luck
>>688673031
Sheesh, even NEETs have a better use of their time than that
>>688672976
I'm happy things are looking up for you friend. See ya around.
>>688672078
Kek
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688672976
Licky licky too?
Smugs
>>688673333
Checked
>>688672724
There was some bullshit spam going on yesterday and I believe someone got Mai involved with it but he ended up only coming on just to say that the Mai shitposter wasn't him and that he stopped shitposting a while ago
Or something like that I can't remember exactly what happened
>>688673283
I don't agree with this tbh.
What up. Dude Hundred is good! watchin that shit right nao
>>688673333
Supprotive quads checked
Every time i am back in the threads there are a shit ton of new people
how is everyone doing?
>>688673031
Does that mean I'm the main interest in the harem?
Well I sleep in the garage, remember that. I only have my one doge out here with me, and she's a silent lovable one. Only ever barks when I won't give her the tennis ball, or when it seems like someone's trying to hurt me. The other dogs in the house though will bark at the thought of the wind. But they are in the house, thus I can't hear them.
I love Marisa
>>688671527
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>>688671984
>>688672019
>>688672724
As much as I hate to say it it's not fake and Britfag Maki will be quitting. Been talking to him for a while now and he dosent feel like he as been himself in these threads. You may call it fake or hate him as much as you want, but he isnt going to come back.
Claimed
>>688673511
Agree with what?
I think NEETs can do better then shitpost in threads.
>>688673622
Hello sexy snek
>>688673622
Hey Snek, doing good, haven't seen you in a long time.
How are you?
>>688673650
I'm happy cancer is leaving to be honest.
>>688673622
Hello mate, how was your day?
>>688673762
Both are as unproductive as each other.
Claimeddd
>>688673650
I won't call them fake nor hate them. It's life yo, people come and go, I've learned to accept that. I wish them the best, and that's all I can really do.
>>688673031
Sadly
>>688672793
>Not much, but something.
Something is infinitely better than nothing
>So, what did you do? Haven't seen you in a while
I've been studying for some exams. They are finally over, so I have more time now (not much though, I have other stuff to do this month).
>>688672920
>8km at 38 minutes without feeling too bombed out.
That is a pretty great time by my standards. Less than 5 mins/km is very, very good.
>Glad your exams went well, mine weren't so good.
Sorry to hear that, how come they didn't go well?
>>688672976
We wish you the best, Tsuyu.
>>688673333
Checked!
>>688673499
Shitposters and spammers seem to be in full force lately, at least the low-tier ones.
>>688673650
Tell him I said he is a faggot. We could've been great friends.
>>688673889
Forgot pic.
>>688673622
How are you today snek?
>>688673762
Qt tsudere
>>688673650
I don't hate the guy at all, that's why I'm sad to hear he's leaving.
>>688673625
You're the main interest anywhere :^)
>>688673333
Sick quads shipmate
Dropping out for a while, I'll be back sometime later
>>688673773
hi
>>688673828
>>688673887
yea i need to try to post more in the threads and disapper less but overall good playing WoWs atm how are you two doing?
>>688673972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4y8ph3cH54
How does waifu deal with stress?
>>688674157
forgot the pic sorry
>>688674034
good playing WoWs atm you?
>>688674032
hi emi nice to see you again
>>688674219
By posting a leaving message to boost your confidence in the form of replies.
>>688674219
Memes, distraction, funny videos, anime, this thread.
I wanted to ask you if you have a puella magi torrent because I couldnt find a good one.
>>688674133
See you later Renge.
>>688674157
Been doing alright, not really complaining.
Good to see you, hope you manage to come in more often.
>>688674219
I simply don't deal with it.
>>688674219
I don't.
>>688674334
'Bout to do my dailies on Hearthstone, then K-On. Boring, I know.
>>688674219
talk with other waifus
>>688674157
Mediocre as always, re-watching Bleach. I know we rarely talked before, but it's nice to see you back, you're pretty cool.
>>688674362
Holy shit.
This is so good.
Fuck that coward, he should just die.
>>688673283
I was curious
>>688673622
Hello miia. It happens. All good. You?
>>688673625
Might be~
>>688673625
CUTE! And I didn't know you sleep in the garage till now
>>688674031
It would be boring without 2 makis :/
>>688674219
Get used to it
>>688674032
>I realized the crop on that last picture looked like shit
Yeah I don't really know why these threads have been the subject of spam for the past little while
>>688674219
Memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdAUvAXCUW8
>>688674133
But y doe?
>>688674219
I take it head on. Try to work out the problem that's causing it as best I can, and if I can't do any more, I leave it be and not worry about it. Stressing over shit you can't control just doesn't make sense to me, and the stuff you can control shouldn't stress you out past making a decision.
>>688674219
We post in /waifu/ threads for a reason, right?
I find great comfort in seeing Akiko and talking with you guys
>>688674372
I suggest you watch the first 2 movies instead of the series.
They're basically the series with some added scenes.
Or you can watch both.
>>688674362
This. So much this.
That fucking faggot, whatever his name is, don't even deserve replies.
We're here for some time and we're staying here.
Why? Because we are not cancer.
>>688674219
/waifu/ is how I deal with stress. Or running.
>>688674219
wank
i claim spiderman as my waifu
>>688674488
heartstone is fun idk about K-on tho
>>688674392
what did i miss when i was away?
>>688674362
This is right.
I don't even know who that guy is lol we disnt speak he didnt even replied
Just some retard leaving whatever duhhh
>>688674616
Oh yeah, I think I might just do that then. Thanks desu
>>688674733
I enjoy both of the stuff I said, I just figured other people would find me boring.
>idk about K-on tho
>Mild disgust.
>>688674551
Woo~
And let's see, here's a picture of doge before I fell asleep last night.
>Makoto
>>688674689
poor spiderman he is mad that these faggots are ruining /b/
wait what's that spiderman /b/ is already ruined and there's nothing to ruined in the first place,ok
>>688674219
By telling people to kill themselfs
>>688674032
Just the usual, weird test setups filled with trick questions, Just have to retry for a couple of them.
>>688674219
Fapping and running, sometimes at the same time.
>>688674616
Wasn't there that thing that merged the improved scenes from the movies with the tv series?
>>688674975
Nya!
>>688674975
yeah ,now go kill yourself
>>688674733
Hand left /waifu/.
>>688675041
>>688674975
>themselfs
you should go to school a little bit more to be honest
>>688674372
I download all my anime from animebytes.tv, if you can't register there I can reup it from there but it will take some time.
nyaa.se should be a safe alternative.
>>688674616
I heard the first movie has some scenes removed even though the animations are improved, and I'm sure the very first scene (which is one of my favourites) is removed.
Second movie is pretty good from what I hear but I would recommend someone to watch it through the TV series first time.
>>688674680
is your waifu naked?
>>688674551
great playing WoWs atm
>>688674594
Kouhai?...
>>688674219
Do I really need to answer?
>>688674334
Hi Snek! Long time no see, how are things?
>>688674558
We have been here for so long that everyone knows we exist, and we are permanently exposed. I doubt the spammers decide to go away. The best we can do is ignore them completely.
>>688674575
Ms. P as usual being the master memer
>>688674680
Pretty good answer
>>688675008
You'll do great, those tests got nothing on you. One last effort.
>>688670872
Hey guys!
>Penny Claim.
I have the day off work because they're still scraping burnt plastic out of the server room.
>Lucky too, getting another roommate, she'll be here later in the afternoon.
>>688674733
>what did i miss when i was away?
Mmm I'm bad at remembering stuff that happened.
Hand left the threads and we've been having a bit more shitposters than usual.
That's all I remember.
>>688675008
Mm, never heard about that, so I really don't know.
>Fapping and running, sometimes at the same time.
Teach me senpai
>>688674975
I want to pet the cat
>>688675216
Yeah, probably the series is a good idea.
Or what Shiki said.
>>688675233
No, it's a skintight body suit.
>>688675216
Alright thanks, so you recommend the series not the movie?
>>688674032
>Something is infinitely better than nothing
true, if only everyone could see it that way
>Other stuff to do that month
Real Life? No way in hell, that doesn't exist!
What are doing?
>>688674059
Am not tsundere!
Also I'm reading it now. Seems interesting.
>>688674894
nice
>>688675104
yea i know i am on the Telegram group with 30+ other waifus :p
>>688675313
Hey, welcome back Penny. How are ya?
>I'm expecting some funny greentexts.
>>688675477
I totally thought she was naked though.
Easy mistake.
>>688674975
According to my data that would mean that you have been 68.34% less stressed in the last 2 weeks.
What happened?
>>688675477
sexy
>>688675571
how can chara be sexy?
>>688675362
good to know that i didn't miss anything important
>>688675807
Yes.
>>688674926
Happy days!~
Super cute!
>>688675233
Is the game that fun?
>>688675523
Yes because the first movie has some good scenes removed. But if you have patience to do this you can watch the first 8 episodes from the TV series, then movie 2 (covers the last 4 episodes with added scenes and improved animation) and then the 3rd movie, which is currently the last installment of the story.
>>688675571
>>688674059
>
>>688675296
Still just bewilders me that they decide to show up at all. We only went to /a/ that one time for that one thread but didn't all agree to do that, that was just because of that old Miofag that did that because he was most likely autistic or something. As far as I know we've always done a terrific job at not giving in to shitposting with that one time being the exception.
>>688675807
it just works
>>688675633
So when I got to work, the boss was like
>"Stick around for an hour then go home, they're scraping shit out of the server room."
>So I check the logs on the security cam
>The main suspect was confirmed guilty
>So we took a roadkill skunk that my friend found earlier, and stuffed it in his car
>When it was time to leave I went up to him and go
>"Hey. You're fired, sorry pal." and gave him his pink slip
>and he looks at me all sad like "Oh. I see."
>So then I pull up my phone and show him the video of him doing it, and he fucking bolts
>Rushes into his car
>The cops are nearby and surround him
>He can't get out of the car or he'll get arrested
>And he can't stay in or he'll run out of air.
>So he's fucking sitting there breathing dead skunk and trying to figure out what do
>He ends up opening the door and flopping out like a fish, gagging and shit
>Gets arrested.
>Toppest of keks.
>>688676014
Old miofag here
And fuck you
>>688676156
MiO?
>>688674551
It'd surely spice some things up but eh what can you do? If it helps then hey that's wonderful
I return with food, and what a wonderful cloudy Bay Area morning it is.
>>688675937
Now to start planning the harem arrangements...
Unfortunately I left her in the house today since the garage door keeps blowing open.
>>688676010
>cannon shipped
Lol
>>688675041
>>688675362
>
>>688675188
I'll think about it, it has been a while.
>>688675266
Speaking of school, should you be there Mugi?
>>688675733
Maybe im just not posting enough.
>>688675523
>>688675362
Alright so the version I talked about is tagged as [Fancutfags]. This is from their Nyaa post
>This is a fancut of Madoka Magica using frames from the movies to recreate the TV series. Subtitles by UTW/Meguca.
And I would in general also recommend watching the series instead of just movies, I'm generally not a fan of cut down versions.
>>688676303
Welcome back Barry.
>>688676346
But the cat...
>>688676340
Cancer shipped.
>>688676346
>>688676426
And thats the wrong picture.
>>688676346
Nope. I'm not required to go after my finals.
>>688676436
Agreed
>Mugi
>>688676436
As I said.
>>688676034
You, my pal, are cancer.
>>688675571
>Real Life? No way in hell, that doesn't exist!
>What are doing?
It seems it does. There are elections coming and I'm part of a political party, so I have to participate in events and all that.
>>688676014
They are spammers, their judgment isn't the best. Going to /a/ was a pretty bad idea, I don't know why we even tried that.
>As far as I know we've always done a terrific job at not giving in to shitposting
Unfortunately, that's true. Bait works more often than not, we don't even reason with the shitposter, we just fall straight for the bait.
Now that I think about it, that might be another reason why shitposters and spammers are still around, they get the reactions they want.
>Emi
>>688675937
Yes! it's really fun!
>>688675928
good waifu
>>688676034
nice
not baking
>Karen
>>688676653
You are in your right. And I don't need help to find a shipmate.
>>688676276
Guess we all need a break from the thread sometimes :/
>>688676325
Lemme to a look at the harem again~
That does that sound good
>>688676857
Scale 1-10?
Shinoa
>>688676653
Sexy cancer
>mi liu/ nance
>>688676910
lazy jew
>>688676910
Ohey. I'm watching Kirino Mosaic
>Penny~
>>688676738
>Going to /a/ was a bad idea
At least it was just one thread.
Bait does work which is kind of sad but then again I guess that's the whole point of bait
>Mugi
