ITT: we all live in the same house
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ITT: we all live in the same house
>>688651142
cunt
Is there a basement?
>>688651142
Toilet works again
I'm moving out.
/thread
Tonight I'm going to make burgers for us, guys.
>>688651361
Im vegan so make verger for me bruh
>>688651220
Better clean it up if you go down there. Last anon down left lots of blood and shit
Do what I say or i'll share Archer spoilers or any show that you watch and are not caught up on, Fucking serious you cunts
i'm a cannibal
>>688651198
I'm not the one who drinks directly out of the milk carton anon
Who put silverware in the microwave again
Im gonna buy dogs if thats fine by you. Also other pets. You can also take care of them. It will be fun :DDDDD
>>688651627
i back wash, sorry
i will lock myself in my room i guess
The plumber said the plumbing is all clogged up with cum, even the kitchen sink drain for some reason and somebody needs to pay the plumber. I'll be in my room.
someone left the celler door unlocked now our pet mongol has run of nice one anon...
>>688651142
> Be serial killer
> Murder everyone in household in their sleep
>>688651844
I'll just have anon send them to the basement, don't worry they'll be fine
>>688651142
Dibs on the biggest room.
>>688651756
I thought it would melt
>>688651142
Can you niggerfaggots stop fapping in the shower!?
>>688652039
Living room couch for you anon. Have fun
>>688651880
Fuck, somebody should've told me that shit would clog
hope no one drinks my cum colletion
znd drinks my choky milk
>>688652124
I should've thought that out better.
>>688652093
Easier to clean up there anon
I just got new groceries from the super market
Who had the girl over last night? She came in my room and started sucking my dick around 4 thats what you get faggot
>>688652170
I thought it was just a bit of curdle....
My names Ariel Castro, I call dibs on the basement for my 3 wives
That would be great!
Finally some people who share my interest in mlp, furries and cp <3
We could roleplay all night long and also invite the catholic kid church choir from time to time if you know what I mean ;-D
Hey guys, my 12 year old daughter came in around 4 last night, has anyone seen her?
>>688652309
Only if you clean up after the last guy.
who stole my pants?
>>688652309
But my animals live there
>>688652254
Dammit mom, I brought you over to do laundry not suck dick
>>688652352
NO
Who the fuck keeps drinking my beer?
>>688652352
She's buried in the backyard, she "fell"
DAD
I SHAT ON CAT
>>688652425
Fuck you your beer's shit
>>688652352
>>688652408
12 years old daughter mom. Sick
>>688652430
off a pole..
>>688652352
What 12yo girl?
>>688652430
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
Who's holding that tree?
>>688652352
If she's 12, I'm 12
>>688651142
Is that the home alone house?
has anyone seen my pissjugs?
>>688652493
Well duh I make them with my own shit
>>688652425
Who's been drinking my collection cans of carbonated piss
>>688652538
*does a little pirouette*
oh anon-kun... it was for you
*blushes*
I wanted you to.... *giggles* to notice me, senpai
why is there shit all over the kitchen walls?
ps, it has a taste of corn and soup
Nobody come into the bathroom for the next 10 minutes please.
>>688652640
How else am I suppose to show my worship for Hades
>>688652640
THAT'S BEER U DIPS
>>688652573
Good eye anon
>>688652549
If she's nine shes mine!
>>688652694
Anon hurry up if i cant shit in the next 60 seconds I'm smearing it on the walls again
>>688652573
No, it's smaller.
>>688652718
oh my bad anon forgot it was that time of the month
>>688652718
Corn doesnt go with the kitchen wall. Use something else. Carrots etc.
>>688652804
That's because its a photograph you dumb nigger
>>688652402
sorry anon, I had no money for hamburger meat and they looked decent
>>688652879
I live nearby, It's smaller.
>>688652961
Come on man, you know I hate bacon
Really guys! It's one thing to shit out of the toilet, but in the fridge? That's a whole different room.
By the way, there's a fire in the oven.
I'll be in my room.
>>688652801
U go first then cause ima need 10 mins
going to the store anyone need me to bring anything back?
>>688652961
Better make enough to feed the whole house
and also, did you get that meat from the bag in the basement?
>>688653107
Your mom
>>688652352
I swear she told me she was 23.
>>688653131
Yes there's plenty but you don't get any unless you finger my bumhole
Who the FUCK took my anime blu rays?
>>688653201
she's in the house already help ur self out
>>688653107
More bodybags, and preferably real meat but whatever's cheaper
We're also almost out of lube for the community fleshlight so that'd be great
>>688653249
I just needed some fap material bro, I'll return them in a few days
Ok we need someone to clean the toilets after taco tuesday, first one to get dubs after this post has to do it.
>check em
>>688653278
You be a good stepson and watch mom take this cock
>>688653321
No problemo, btw i think i might have let the gas turned on so i would not advice using fire for an hour or two
>>688653445
anything to gain a good father and son relationship
>>688653452
it better be safe soon cause im blazing it on 4:20pm
Someone come to my room and fuck me in the ass.
Who keeps taking my toys?
Who's up for a sleepover in the basement tonight? :D
brb, watch my milk please
whose turn is it to clean the computer desk?
WHY DO I HAVE TO WALK 3 MILES TO PISS!?
>>688653608
don't be fucking gay
>>688653751
Side note: don't bring any valuables
>>688653608
How many more times anon?
>>688653759
Ok *spills it on the floor and proceeds to shit in the glass*
>>688653759
Don't drink my milk faggot have you any idea how hard it is to get that milk like that
>>688653759
Quick, cum in his milk anon!
If I see any Hillary or Bernie poster in the house you better unfuck yourself before I screw off your skull and shit down your neck!
>>688653759
Oh it was yours??
>>688654535
FUCK
>>688653968
>>688654535
hows the taste?
>>688653438
>>688654722
get to work faggot
For the love of God stop making meth in the kitchen, I'm trying to make lasagna for the 12yo in the basement
>>688655568
YOU BROUGHT WHO DOWNSTAIRS? DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S DOWN THERE?
found some weird paper with the words : Here is your 1.000.000 dollar check for winning the nobel price, figured it was a mistake so i used it to whipe my ass. btw. we are out of toilet paper <3
Don't answer the door today I have a warrant. Also is someone going clear the mess from the kitchen. A doll head is blocking the disposal we need a plumber.
>>688654722
Tastes like coffee
hey anon wanna come to my room?
>>688655784
She's cleaning up don't worry
>>688655784
What's down there?
>>688656122
She just wanted fucking lasagna....
>>688656127
No it smells like cabbage and hotdogs in your room
>>688651433
>Vegan
how the fuck did you get back in the house? Get back in the barn with the livestock before we hose you, filthy fuck.
>>688656195
Pet meat, Castro's wives, and now a 12yo
>>688653131
Isn't the community fleshlight the 12 year old girl we have locked in the basement with the animal meat?
Hello there, don't mind me i just brought some friends
Let's shit all over the floor
Y'all up for some gangbang later?
>>688656859
We're not animals faggot everybody take this anon to your room and to have your way with
>>688657075
>>688657075
>We're not animals
kill yourself, or rather your ego.
>>688657366
Fuck off timmy there's no shitty on the floors allowed
>>688657843
Well okay then.
It was a dumb idea anyway.
>>688656818
Oh I know them I film all there videos ... Great guys give them a bedroom
>>688656818
Can they bring some pork to the BBQ?
>>688656818
are you guys real ninjas?
Can you guys shut the fuck up? I'm trying to fap here.
Brought some friends over, hope you all don't mind
>>688653321
Community... Oh god
>>688658656
we make her shower you idiot
>>688656796
Shhh, community fleshlight sounds better
>>688658894
I think someones been slapping her too hard though
No fucking bruising anons geez
>>688658920
Officer of the law here. May I see this "community fleshlight"?
>>688659111
He rolled trips. By law we have to show him the fleshlight.
>>688659111
Sure officer, right this way
pssst! anons get the shovel
>>688659111
No wait your turn at least 6 anons are before you
>>688659240
You know I heard what you just said, right?
*Pulls out gun*
FREEZE!
>>688659375
Don't shoot we're not black!!
>>688659483
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING SPIC.
I said show me this community fleshlight. So you better do it or imma bust some caps.
>>688659375
WE'RE DONE FOR, GUYS
>>688659111
we don't take kindly to people like you around here...
>>688659824
Now Skeeter, calm down, he ain't hurtin' nobody...
>>688659670
Sure officer. Right this way.
>>688660026
Oh my she is beautiful. Here, hold my gun.
*unzips pants*
chad brought a keg
>>688660325
who the fuck invited chad
>>688660119
So we're not killing the cop now? Anons put your weapons away!
>>688660325
Chad's weak sauce. We only drinking whisky 'round here you pile of donkey cum.
>>688660382
He's one of us!
>>688651270
the toilets clogged... and were out of toilet paper...
>>688651992
You missed me. I was up all night masturbating in thw toilet.
>>688660543
Yeah, shitter's clogged lads.
>>688660543
We warned you faggot now we have to kill you
>>688660634
It wasn't him you dumb cunt. It was me.
>>688651142
I jack off into every container in the fridge....sorry milk carton guy and backwash guy
>>688651142
If the dishwasher is full of clean dishes, put them all away.
My dudes, isn't there a house policy which states we're not allowed to gangbang the community fleshlight? Well, you guys might wanna take a look down there. Oh, and there's a cop.
Had cameras installed in the kitchen mark what the fuck is wrong with you
hey guys i just checked chads room and...you know what see for yourselves
You are all faggots
Alpha checking out.
the fleshlight is broken sho won't stop crying any pro tips?
ok who left a headless child covered in cum in my goddamn bed!
>>688661039
candy
>>688661039
make your own
>>688661105
oh sorry that was mine i lost it. can i get it back please?
>>688661039
OH common problem for me, I used to mistake my neighbour for a fleshlight all the time when i was in my teenage years.
>>688651142
test
>>688660933
Cops cool he's one of us now and all that's happening cos their was a few queuing issues
>>688661215
fine, but you owe me new sheets fucker!
Guys can I have a section of the basement to keep my 9yo loli slave girl?
>>688661525
only if you share
i want to move
sharing is caring anon!
>>688661582
Fine but only with you. I don't want her getting loose.
>>688661644
It's too late to escape us now.
WHO THE FUCK DID NOT FLUSH THE TOILET?
Somebody come suck me off
I'll stick my dick into Brian's ass while he's asleep I need one of you to help me film it
i just got laid off someone else has to pay the wifi this month
I'll be in my room, jacking it to hentai
>>688661700
Nice double nil. Checked.
>>688661702
deal
>>688661525
>>688652789
This guy already called her
>>688661918
>>688661833
Sure. Just let me get my camera.
>>688661817
over here babe
ALRIGHT WHO WAS PLAYING THE MUSLIM CALL TO PRAYER
>>688661914
Fine. But ONLY these two. Or I'll have to start charging money.
>>688662108
I was playing the call to arms nothing about prayer
>>688662108
it is my religious right you infidel! also if i smell any of you pigs cooking bacon again i will behead you faster then you can say Allah Akbar!
>>688651568
Archer is dead
>>688662247
why not just kidnap another one?
>>688662108
I heard it too. weird.
Why is the capet so crispy?
>>688662328
so i guess you won't be digging in to the pork grinds i bought, good to know
>>688662405
Because I bought this one on the underground slave market. Kidnapping means you have people looking for them and that's too much of a hassle.
*thread themesong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYdtayFD_qo
>>688662660
Dried cum. why else?
I'll blow anyone who is not a trap or Muslim or black :()
ok who and why?
>>688662776
then buy another one we'll pitch in right anons?
>>688663057
sure
>>688662927
You're ugly
>>688662927
glory to Allah brother!
I wont be staying long, the vessels picking me up soon. Oh and do you have any Vodka, and plastic bags with ties?
Who left crusty stains on my Waifu pillow, guys.
Seriously not on, at least wear a condom.
>>688663145
That's not what your going to be saying when your the one choking on my cock!
>>688651142
I'll go make some cookies and fap into the dough ok?
I'm going to almost empty the milk carton then put it back in the fridge so someone else has to deal with it.
>>688663353
chad, you left the door open we all took turns have fun with crusty miku from now on
>>688662858
Made me grin. 9/10
>>688663502
Oooh you're making those protein cookies again? Awesome!
>>688663369
I'll still don't understand why they released you
>>688663530
you animal!!!
>>688663530
Even hitler didn't do that
>>688663502
WAIT! can I eat some on the dough first??
Toilet was clogged so I pissed in the ice trays and put enough back in the freezer
>>688663741
shhh
>>688663741
Those will go great in glass with anons cookies
i bought everyone matching adidas track suits
>>688663672
Well someone forgot to lock the basement.... not naming anyone but it was anon :/
>>688663916
I know u
GODDAMNIT!!! WHO DID THIS!!??
>>688663057
Fine. How old this time? There was a cute 11 year old last time I was there.
>>688664050
how long ago was that?
>>688664043
not me! i clogged it with toilet paper! i swear!
>>688664024
i know we live in the same house
>>688664043
So that's why the toilet was clogged.
>>688651142
The walls would be covered in cheeto dust and semen
>>688664043
You gonna eat that
Oh shit the cops are outside wat do?
guys where is my cat?
>>688664024
>squat party tonight!
Someone help me take all the chairs down to the garage.
>>688664674
if they ask i didn't know about the 9 year old sex slave
>>688664674
show them to the basement, the last cop who came over was thrilled about the basement situation :)
>>688652961
Hey im vegan
>>688664768
No autists allowed you are evicted faggot
>>688664182
Not too long. I'm hoping she's still available as I am quite into yuri.
>>688664842
check the toilet, i think i saw some carrots in there
>>688652961
ALLHA AKBAR
>boom
>>688664967
sweet lets get her...after the cops leave
What's the WiFi password? I'd hate to be the anon paying for internet access.
>>688664674
Buy them donuts. That'll distract them long enough to hide the loli and weed.
>>688651627
I am
Fuck you people
>>688653107
Smokes, more 12 yos, and sum blow
>>688664717
We kept it alive long enough to have sex with it
orgy in the living room!
>>688665148
That'll be $550
>>688665207
i got laid off and couldn't pay it. there is no wifi
>>688665565
just save her asshole for me. i wanna make her scream...
>>688664983
Thanks anon
>>688665411
Cereal, bread, milk, condoms and 4 boxes of tissues.
Anons do you need something from the store?
>>688665722
I took the 9yo's anal virginity. It's the best.
>>688666035
If you're not going to share anon I might have to kill you
>>688666035
ok now i need to fap...don't interrupt me
fuck you guys it's the last time I clean the toilet.
fuck you
fuck you
I'm here just because the rent is cheap fuck you guys I hate all of you
>>688666246
that's why we are buying more faggot pitch in and we'll get you one as well
Shit guys there are so many ghosts in tha house what are we going to do?
>>688666457
fuck'em
>>688666457
call the ghostbusters...the GOOD ones
>>688666569
But i cant sleep because of the ghosts
>>688666689
Like the last time when they opened a portal?>>688666689
Hey guys I'm going to start a few fires. Cool? Cool.
Anyone wanna have a threesome?
>>688666947
Can you burn the bodies for us?
>>688666457
ok what the fuck is this thing?
>>688667124
Sure, just let me get this one in the living room going.
>>688666569
But I hate getting ectoplasm on my cock...
i found a sandwich in the fridge mind if i take it?
>>688667374
You can do it in my room if you want
>>688667362
Didn't you read the filename?
>>688667445
I can suck it off
>>688667374
if you burn my fucking couch ill murder your parents!
>>688667445
I'll cancel your ghost blowjob then. Yer lucky hooker ghosts are a dime a dozen, is all I'm saying
There is some guy at the front door, he wants to know if any of us wants to hear about or join the church of scientology. what do i tell him?
>>688667587
Awesome!!
>>688667752
that's what I used to start the fire! And jokes on you my parents are already dead, burned alive by a mysterious arsonist
Guys i made dinner who wants some?
>>688667849
Is there any more of this set?
>>688668083
Hail Xenu, Bringer of the apocalypse!
Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to study for a big exam you fag lords. Alan, get down from the roof, you're distracting me.
>>688668115
>2spooky4me
>>688668186
Ew Mom, no one wants to try your haggis.
>>688668186
Mmm, my favorite!
Are those condoms edible?
Uhh guy's I think the plumber needs to come back don't think he fix the problem
>>688668228
Want me to burn down your school?
>>688668129
then who did i just rape and murder?
>>688668435
Of course they are
>>688654535
*SMACK*
I don't think anyone knows I live here
>>688668510
It was my fucking cat
>>688668483
Hey thanks man can you make sure nothing is left?
Has anyone seen my wallet?
>>688668700
...
>keeps hrusting
>>688668728
Sure but you have to be in the school
>>688668205
No, he took my phone and treated it just like he treated the piece of paper in that pic. Good thing my phone made a cloud backup of at least one pic.
>>688668510
A school bus full of middle school cheerleaders on their way to finals?
>>688668842
Yes its in the basement go get it
>>688668682
Hey, It's Harry the Hobo! I haven't seen you for weeks man!
>>688668682
Aunt Rape Rape know you are here hun
>>688668728
Standard protocol man. No survivors/ witnesses
>>688669135
Last time someone tricked and raped me there.
I dont trust you guys anymore
>>688669135
Um I forgot to feed the loli- I hope she didn't eat it...
>>688663253
In the back, next to the rat posion and the joke fake number for the posion control center
>>688660995
Fuck you Stan if i want to dip my balls in the jar of mustard i WILL DIP MY BALLS IN THE MUSTARD
>>688669375
Its cool this time i swear
The my little pony jar needs to be clearly labeled if you're gonna keep it in the fridge.
