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how fucked am i /b/ on a scale of 1 to 10
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do you really need to ask?
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Pretty bad. But you can save it by writing "*kissing your cheek, tears streaming down my face, telling you I'm sorry*

"*Kissing your feet, adore the ground you walk upon*"
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>>688647260
Too needy and annoying/10

You fucked up
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>>688647260
kill yourself/10
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>>688647260
stop. just stop.
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>>688647260
Post nudes. Chicks love being humiliated. She'll suck your dick and you'll have hot make up sex.
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>>688647416
this OP
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it actually got worse but i dont wanna post the worse stuff

actually seriously considering killing myself
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>>688647583
consider it harder
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Autism/10
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>>688647416
This. 60% of the time it works every time
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>>688647583
you can't just go saying that without proof.
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>*kicks ur mail box over*
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>>688647605
that doesn't make any sense
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>>688647260
>underage b&
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don't kill yourself over a fucking girl you pussy
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>>688647416
>"*Kissing your feet, adore the ground you walk upon*"

Don't do this. All you can do now is never text/see her again and hope she re-initiates contact. Move on to the next girl, because your chance w/ this one is 0.
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I'm gonna go ahead and say for certain that you are in middle school. A man wouldn't handle his business with his woman over text and certainly wouldn't *jizz all over myself* doing it. Go google some pictures of Barney, rub one out and get ready, it's a school day.
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>>688647583

POST IT
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>>688647260
on the scale of kek
Id say this is pretty kek
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>>688647583
post the rest
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>>688647416
This
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>>688647702
>>688647260
>>688647583
POST IT FAGGOT
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>>688647583
P O S T
O
S
T
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postin hang on
this is the kind of negative reinforcement i needed
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Its cringe thread worthy
you fucked up so bad you should avoid her the next ten years.

Much much much too needy and whats that **** shit? Really?!

Learn somethig about pick up art and stop texting girls you like.
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maybe post pics of a yelling person and another of someone kicking a mailbox over? then just claim you meant to attach those pics in the original message.
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>>688647260

The autism, holy SHIT.

Let's pretend you didnt write a bunch absolutely ridiculous shit like *stands on chair* - you're harassing that girl.

Leave her the fuck alone and develop some social intelligence you fucking basement dwelling dipshit.
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>>688647872
i cringed at the last part
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>>688647872
full story please ?

and how long on average between messages
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>>688647872
Optus fag. That's why she won't reply.
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I swear you fucking faggots today treat your relationship like a fucking tard with a toy. The only reason YOU should text or talk to her is to get sex otherwise let her come to you
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Dude....what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>688647872
chicks dig autism explanations. i think you should post the conversation that occurred before the original post for context.
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>>688647697
So much this. 2 texts is the limit bruh
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>>688647922
like 40 seconds average
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>>688647872
I'm genuinely curious as to what was goes through your head as you type this shit, pls explain
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Inb4 umbrella-ella-ella-ella
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>>688647982
... BRU

has she actualy sent you any messages ?
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600+ may earn her respect, but to really let her know you love her you'll be needing to send 1000+
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>>688647872
She's not responding to all your texts, and your solution is to text her even more and beg her to respond...

Are you retarded? She's obviously ignoring you. Now you just seem creepy and autistic
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>>688647872

>that feel when you're in awe of your own stupidity and autism.

ARE YOU TRYING TO MEME YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS DUMPSTER FIRE?!?!

The only respectable thing you can do is never talk to her again and hope she forgets you exist.
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>>688647872
i too am ausfag. i shall help thee if more is posted.
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Do you have any friends? Do you actually have autism? Please explain.
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>>688647260
You're australian, so pretty fucked
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>>688647872
You know it's cringe when your breathing stopped.
<---- Your girl
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i also would not be able to answer this shit. she probably has serious stomach pain for laughing so hard all the time.
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Stop
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last one im posting cus i stopped at the bottom

i do have friends but i really like ella cus she is cool
i think i fucked it tho
im listening to amity affliction and feeling sad
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she's probs taking a huge shit at the moment.
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Leave her alone and move on. Besides, you don't want to end up with someone won't even give you the respect of saying "Sorry but I am not interested, I don't think we should speak anymore".

Just be patient, being alone can be very healthy. Work on yourself: finding your self worth in the things you care about and becoming comfortable with what you enjoy, and wait until you meet someone with whom it works out easily.
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How old are you? Why are you on 4chan?
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>>688648195
>i think i fucked it
Maximum fucking kek.
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>>688648195
HAS SHE FUCKING MESSAGED YOU AT ALL NIGGER

this is important did you talk and go full sperg or did you just randomly get her number and cry when she didnt reply in an hour
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>>688648195
>i think i fucked it tho
>I think
>think

confirmed retarded
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>>688648195
Send her a dick rate pic
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>>688647872
Tell her you'll give her "an "Ellava time"
Then an hero
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>>688648195
bullshit confirmed...

nobody listens to amity affliction.

post a photo of her for proof.
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>>688647260
If you feel bad op just know that I once tried to get a girls attention by messaging her my life story summarised in a really sad way. Then saying hi every morning without response for about a week or 2. Finally I found out how retarded I was so I said "lol I was using your inbox as a diary". Its been 6 years, I'm so sorry
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>>688648052
Kek
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There's only one way to end this
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youre acting like a stalker

get the message you freak

shes ignoring you
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>>688648195
>>688648195
Soooooo... you're what? 13?
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>>688648288
no man she sent a big paragraph after i told her i was jealous of sam saying that i shouldnt dislike her friends then i sent a lot of stuff plus the stuff you guys saw and she hasnt responded since

like im actually scared of what ive become
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You fucked up. Never before have I seen such autism in text. Faggot
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>>688648195
Can't wait for her to be like
"Holy fucking shit dude, my phone was dead. You're such a loser hahaha"
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>>688648195
damn dylan. you should really start to see real people. all this online dating shit is no good.
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>>688648409
become ? you cant be over 18

im 21 and the only reason i ever spam message is when im fucking going insane with depression
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>>688648439
kek
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>>688648409

POST IIIIT
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>>688648166
Papa Franku knows what's gud
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>>688648360
Anon this please I haven't laughed this hard in ages
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>>688647988
This one OP, tell us this
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>>688648526
Second
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>>688648439
if she says that ill update u guys but i doubt it
shes online on skype right now ive been checking
i think shes just ignoring me which is ok i guess but like if she had just said to me to fuck off i woulda been like ok
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>>688648409
Soooooo... you're what? 13?
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>>688648409

what you've become?

what, a special fucking snowflake?
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>>688648586
Soooooo... you're what? 13?
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OP, if you haven't seen 'Swingers', you need to check it out.

Enjoy your restraining order.
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>>688647260
WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE!?
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>>688648586
You just need to send more messages, show you really love her and deserve her affection
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>>688647944
Spoken like a true virgin
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>>688648548
i think i just panicked when she got mad and had to panic type but then i went to piss and when i came back she hadnt said anything so i sent the rest of the messages

and no im not showing what she said
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>>688647260
Too many words. When talking to women about such subjects, always be brief unless they start blathering. Then it's safe to rant back.
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>>688648439
Ella is driving, showering, watching a movie or not near her phone for whatever reason
> Oh 50+ new messages from anon

ELLA YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN ME, I AM AUTISTIC, YOU ARE BEING QUIET WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT I'LL JUST KEEP TEXTING ANYWAY
DO YOU LOVE ME YET!?

>nope
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>>688648739
>>688648739
Sooooo... you're what? 13?
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>>688647988
>>688648548
tbh i'm worried OP is mentally retarded
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>>688647944
has read the game.
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>>688648739
>I think
kek
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>>688648739
You're anonymous you faggot fucking post it
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>>688648710
this OP, girl's don't like quitters, dedication and drive is a massive turn on for the ladies
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>>688648739

post it or we can't help you
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>>688648797
no im not thirteen ill upload a pic of me if you want it
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>>688648739
Post it
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>>688648867
post a pick of what she said SIGH man up unless she never said anything faggot
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Best thing for you to do is tell her you're going to rape her. Girls love being dominated by crazy people. That's all she's waiting for op. Be a real man about it.
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fine im just getting it now
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>>688647260
Only thing you can do now to save this is to show up at her door with flowers and say your sorry, if she doesnt buy it, rape and move on
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>>688648739
Yes you are or we won't be able to help you more
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>>688648867
For the love of God, please don't
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>>688649015
Not enough messages, women like a dedicated man who isn't afraid to fight hard for what he loves
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>>688648842
unfortunately he clearly doesn't get that. also he just decided we all knew who 'sam' was before explaining anything.
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He's gonna have prepubescent scruffs of hair on his neck. The beginning of a true autist
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>>688648529
Damn right he does
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>>688649129
So she can't give up one guy friend for you? Run OP
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Holy moses this thread has gotta be b8. My sides
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>>688649129
wow you're definitely 13
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i deserve everything u guys r saying

devdan said to me when i told him about it that it should get better because it was only texts and that if i had hit her it wouldve mattered cus that shows
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>>688649185

your dead kiddo

>>688649129
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>>688647260
god damn it you people. LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL

zero respect for anybody who abbreviates everything in texts.
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>>688647260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vykVdJDu28A
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>>688649185
It's over OP, time to give up, there is no coming back from that
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>>688649129
>>688649185
Soooooo... She's what? 13?
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>>688648439
Sauce on that pic? I kek'd when I read the Kanji. Literally translates to "break neck by rope you scum"
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>>688649185
Ahhh I remember this stupid shit. I must've been 14.
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>>688649274
are you still texting her?
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I think we should bet on what op looks like obviously apart from a faggot. I reckon he's got a chubby Thomas the tank engine looking face and a stupid quiffy yolo swag fag haircut.
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>>688649274
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

>wonderin if you can break ur knuckles by punching dry wall

>molly sneezed on my leg

if you want to say any more tell us why she sent that message what bullshit were you talking about people
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OP is an example of why you should never, ever emotionally commit more to a woman than she reciprocates.

learn from this fool's mistakes anons. learn it well.
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>>688649185
What ticket OP?!
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>>688648195
This 12 year old is getting a lot more attention than he deserves lmao

Stop being such a cringey fuck
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>>688649445
For a ride on the rape train
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ITT: Cringe
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here is me
im not 13 if ur wondering i promise
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>>688648867
Or just answer the question. How old are you?
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>>688649274
Oh I know about this disease. Diarrhea of the mouth
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>>688649568
I got the face right atleast
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>>688649445
i bought her a ticket to see a band for her birthday
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Well that definitely confirms you're under 18. Might as well tell us how old you are.
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>>688649308
Second that!
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>>688647260
anon. you need to let it go. this will be one of those things you learn from (i hope). If you are cringing at this, you are learning. If you are learning there is real hope for you one day to not be so fucking spaghetti. god bless.
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>>688649696
Me 3 m8 it gay af ffs
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>>688649677
fine im 15
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>>688648867
yeah post a photo of yourself

super curious
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Ella is probably flashing Sam her tits on Skype, stripping down to her tight lace underwear.. And now you're getting a boner thinking about it Dylan. Cuck..
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>>688649544
Lold out loud
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>>688649274
what the actual fuck
>"Oh he punches walls when he's mad, he's so tough, I actually cannot control the flooding of my vagina right now" -a girls thought process according to OP
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Guys, he is 14 get it right
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>>688649312
Holy shit, that vid just made it a feels thread
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Don't feel too bad OP, I've made a similar mistake before

You feel incredibly comfortable and happy around her, could talk to her about anything without hesitation, but you acted like a retard around her, not noticing that you overstepped personal boundaries and then she cuts off contact with you and seeing her face only makes you bitter when is used to make you so happy

You'll live
You'll get over it
You'll learn from this mistake
Unless you completely fuck up your life you'll find someone else
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>>688649659
>TLDR

>Beta couldnt take no for an answer
>freaks out when girl snaps
>harasses the fuck out of her

>>688649761
stop making me feel bro, remove the names and thats all of us
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>>688649717
fuck that shit.

just do what i do

>ignore all human contact for 2 years
>train at a boxing gym many times weekly.
>focus on work. getting promoted

by the time you're in your late 20s, girls will come to you without any effort on your part.
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>>688649755
He means 51 obviously.


shut up fag mods will ban n delete this and we're having a good kek so don't ruin it
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>>688648456
oh man how right i was. never saw her in person right? get a life man. or no... kiddo
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TOP KEK
O
P

K
E
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it sucks cus she liked all the same bands i did and laughed at all my jokes
i mean theres probably more out there who like the smith street band and stuff but i gotta find her first
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here a photo of me last summer
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>>688648368
ausfag here, they play amity affliction on triple j every. single. god. damn. day. I turn it off and wait a few minutes out in silence.
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>>688649926
holy shit. is it alive?
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>>688649926
Did he melt?
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>>688649568
you're saying you're not 13 but that is clearly an Australian primary school uniform, and you are clearly speaking at one of the weekly assemblies.
That hat is your classic "no hat, no play" type shit
(Can confirm am Australian)
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>>688649926
Looks like a hamster stuck under a slice of ham
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Saving these for the next cringe thread.
>>688647260
>>688647872
>>688648195
>>688649129
>>688649185
>>688649274
>>688649568
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>>688649924
nice try
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>mfw never been in love
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>>688649841
so, undergo personal development within your own capabilities?

you are actually agreeing with me you fucking idiot.
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>>688650016
Ausfag here, can also confirm
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>>688650016
Can reaffirm. Also an ausfag
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>This thread
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>>688650016
no that was at my school camp in year 10
i was chosen to speak on family day
i guess im already embarrassed enough so when i was speaking on family day i laughed when i read the aboriginal tribe name im not making this up

also amity are good i like their new song with the cool guitar solo
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>>688647416
works every time
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>>688647686
>reacting to stale memes
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>>688648052
Top kek, my sides are on their way to Neptune
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>>688649967
>Triple J
Can you not?
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>>688650016
>>688650090
Ausfag here confirming these confirmations
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>>688650110
We used to continue it. "No hat, no play, no school today"
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why would anyone post this shit online? like I couldn't care less about who likes who drama, isn't there a board for dumb crap like this /adv/ or something. Take your middle school drama over there.
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>>688650041
Was thinking the same thing.
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>>688650186
Triple J isn't bad, neither is Amity.
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OP you fucked up enough, let dubs decide what you say.
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▲ ▲ not going to teach a newfag how to triforce
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>>688650186
triple j is good i listen to it during ipt

also we had the no hat no play rule at my primary school too
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And here we see the birth of a R9K user
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>>688647260
>*kicks ur mail box over*

Fuck man.
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>>688650016
negative. polo shirts are sports day standard fair and the hat may actually be part of uniform.
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>>688650086
no. you are implying he needs to be proactive.

i am implying he stop playing the game altogether.
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>>688650265
  ▲
▲ ▲
Huh?
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>>688650244
>implying /b/ isn't used by middle schoolers since years ago
lol what a newfag
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ok dubs decides what i send her
also stop talking about polo shirts and help me
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OP, you're cringey as fuck kid holy shit

All you need to do is think about what you're saying and how other people are going to see it. Everyone reading this including Ella is thinking you're a huge needy faggot. Just stop

You'll realise in a few years just how much of a little faggot you were
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>>688650290
I seriously doubt that fargoth faced lump of autism has the strength to reach her mailbox let alone knock it over.
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>>688650379
Dick pic
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>>688650186
It's mostly ok, better than anything with ads. I refuse to consume any commercial content anywhere, ever.
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>>688649298
Kek
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>>688649659
A single ticket?
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>>688650374
yeah... I forgot about sage. in all fields.
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>>688650379
OP I think one of my cousins went to that school years ago, the shirt seems familiar. What school do you go to? (Just want to see if i'm right)
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>>688650379
Dick pic
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>>688650379
Dick pic
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>my autism
>sperglord
Dont meme outside 4chan you dingus
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>>688649129
Jesus Christ is this what middle school consist of these days. Do they not teach you anything about periods or spelling? I mean fuck I was never great in English class but I can end a god damn sentence.
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>>688650394
i fuckin realise it now and it only happened like 20 minutes ago
thats why i posted it here i wanted you guys to verbally beat the shit out of me and encourage me to fix myself
im already getting close to my goal weight i just gotta start going to the gym next year when im 16.
ive been reading greentext in class and i came across one about how life is meaningless and you should just do what the fuck you want because ur insignificant as fuck so im gonna just do this stupid thing, laugh about it and become a better version of myself
fuck being a cringey highschooler boy
im a cringey highschooler man
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>>688650483
Classic stalker tactics. He buys her one ticket so she's alone and easy to find.
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>>688650544
WINRAR
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>>688650544
We have a winner
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>>688650379
Pic of your dick
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>>688650413
Clearly not, but using that asterisk shit in a serious (to them at least) conversation... I'm shocked there aren't 3-5 emojis after every sentence.
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>>688650016
Ausfag can reconfirm
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Dude, just stop. I can't handle this level of cringiness. Just off yourself already
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>>688647260
Just stop OP...
everything will be better if you just stop now....
you are feeling anxious right now, when the time passes you will look more objectively on the whole situation....
not a 1 more text massage just stop...
its not that bad
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>>688650599
>>688650544
DOUBLE WINRAR
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*snickers nefariously
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>>688649841
This^
Work out, watch your diet, try to make friends with who you can discus current events, don't brag, be humble and women will go crazy.
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>>688650516
>>688650544
Coons, see my post
>>688650419
fucking same fag cunt taking my idea as opposed to quoting, newfag
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>>688649603
Hi dad
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>>688650578
Green text will teach you more than any lessons, keep it up champ.
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>>688650669
This
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>>688650515
ask ur cousin i aint saying it here
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>>688650692
Who fucking cares? Dubs are dubs
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>>688650544
welp, dubs is the rule we follow 'round here.
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http://i.imgur.com/0CVQJK5.gif
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op and everyone in this thread is faggot

say this: "mommy feed me milkies"

roll
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>>688649274
>I am a shit man
>I am a man
>man
OP, you are no older than 12. Shut the literal fuck up about "being a man". You're worried about breaking your knuckles by punching drywall, which is only slightly stronger than thick cardboard. This HAS to be bait.
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This'll be top kek
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>>688648195
She is a cunt whore OP is a faggot, you should get her to send nudes by posting "Elleva time"
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>>688648195
You type like a 13 year old scene girl.. what the fuck is wrong with you.
Also, Amity Affliction sucks.
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>>688650578

>Still a boy.
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>>688649185
run nigger. this bitch is in love with some faggot she's never even met. you're only 13, there will be other girls.
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not sending my penis ill just send one off google images
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>>688647416
You've already fucked this up beyond repair. Say this to her and at least get a good laugh for your /b/ros
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>>688650927
No faggot, do it
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>>688650747
I know what school he goes to, I was wondering if you went to the same one.

Huh, why not? I can't do anything with your school name, I don't even know who you are haha. Just curious
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>>688650927
Dub rules are rules
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Mods can we keep this thread up forever? It's cringe, ylyl and cuck all in one.
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ill say the kissing thing if u tell me what its from
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>>688650927
so on top of all your other flaws you're also a liar
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>>688650927
Congrats! Not only are you an autistic underage faggot, but now you won't even deliver a get in your own thread!
MODS
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>>688648032

wheeeeeeeee
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>>688650927
Pussy ass faggot
Mods please ban this underage nigger
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>>688650981
say the school name then pls and ill say if it is or not
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>>688649185
I feel like "holy fuck dylan if I knew this guy in person" is the most chan thing I've ever heard anyone say irl. Can someone make a fucking reality show following these kids around for a while?
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>>688648586
No you wouldnt if she told you fuck off you would send 40 more messages. Christ dude you have fucked up big time. Throw in the fucking towel. Let her talk to you, dont message her anymore.
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>>688651013
That guy literally came up with that. It's not from anything. Holy shit OP lmfao
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>>688650981
He's right op. Cool kids give their school names out all the time. I bet Sam is cool enough to tell us his and that's why he gets ladies like Ella.
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>>688649568
Tell me someone can find his favebook via this picture? This kid needs to be properly inducted to 4chan
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op here, this is an actual pic of me. sorry about the old timestamp, I was too lazy to take a new pic. I don't know what I'm gonna do without Ella. guess I'm just gonna listen to Amity affliction's sweet cover of love is a battlefield and masturbate to Ella sucking Sam's long dong silver.
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>>688651124
grace lutheran college
the caboolture campus
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>>688651169
Fuck off, this was from a thread yesterday
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>>688650927
Send a black cock
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>>688647692
Underrated post

Anon's right OP, you shouldn't kill yourself for a woman just because you are desperate for pussy.

No you should kill yourself because you are a massive autist, just like you said. No seriously, do it.
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>>688651169
this cannot be real.

Its just too funny.
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>>688651169
Youre like aussie chris-chan you faggot. You do realize shes ignoring you cause shes preggo right?
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>>688651074
What's the difference? If I get it right you're going to say yes so i'll find out anyway haha. I don't want to just throw out a random school and get it wrong in case i'm mistaken though, it'll make me look stupid. Just tell me dude so I know, just a simple question, it shouldn't be this hard
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>>688651177
Good god,

If really OP, you are way too close to me.
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>>688651284
i said it just before
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>>688651284
>haha

New fag alert
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>>688649822

This OP. I went through the same thing, make retarded mistakes. Yours is fucking up there you but you'll get over it. But continue posting screenshots for now you faggot
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>>688651169
This entire thread
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>>688651264
Actually laughed pretty loud at this
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>>688651308

wanna hang out
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Jesus Christ OP. Stop texting her before she shows your autism to mutual friends and you lose them too.

The cringe is real.
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>SOMEONE SAVE ALL THIS SHIT AND COMPILE IT TOGETHER FOR A CRINGE THREAD.

THis is almost pony-teir material.
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I hope someone has been screencapping all of this
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>>688651360
will you lick my poopy hole?
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given the timezone and posting times, its nsw or vic.
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OP, giving 4chan a pic of you and where you go to school is a stupid idea
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post pic of Ella.
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>>688651467
What he said
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>>688651373
>>688651400
Fucking do it yourself
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>>688651332
yep
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>>688651420
Plenty of Autistics here in the ACT too.
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>>688651467
Op Ask Sam to post her nudes on here
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>>688651420
Think he went to that 1 "great bush adventure" bullshit place like a few hours bus ride from everywhere, that literally every NSW public school goes to, not sure if it is though, just remember a few certain things in background
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sam hasn't got no nudes
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>>688647260
1/10, pussy shit anon
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>>688649696
>>688649308
autism

you're worse than OP
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(`●ω●´)/10 thread
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>>688651543
Great Aussie Bush camp
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>>688651169
yesterdays date. thankyou and goodnight.
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>>688649755
LOL lying on the internet
>fine im 15
Kek. We know your like 13 faggot give it up.

Ella thinks your a cum rag and will never talk to you again.

She probably touches her self thinking about mads who is probably some 30 year old virgin neckbeard lying to your 13 year old girl friend to get nudes
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>>688648195
>metalcore
Confirmed, ball-less faggot
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>>688651649
You're on the money
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>>688651666
Satan knows
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>>688648195
I'll give you a tip. stop listening to shitty metal core and listen to meshuggah instead. all those shitty metal core boy bands stole their style and perform it horribly anyway.
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OP you done fucked up. Which one is Ella? :)
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Op I have a good idea. How about you give us ellas Facebook and stuff so we can tell her that you're really a cool guy.
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>>688651808
OH SHIT SON
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>>688651808
Well. This just got interesting.
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i listen to stuff like the dma's and the smith street band and violent soho and bones and whatever
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>>688651808
uh oh

this is usually about the time the OP kills himself
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>>688651693
Yep. Can confirm I'm from the area and have been there many years ago. Don't recognize the uniform but I'm asking around.
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>>688651420
What is that?
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if the tickets are for amity affliction. the next show is 26 of aug in sydney. is this ellas bday? can we use that to help work it out?
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>>688651808
My body is ready
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>>688651808
YES! Finally post social media /b/rother
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Just fucking stop doing this for the love of God. Go outside and never ever text anything or come back to here. Only gonna fuck up your life more and more.
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>>688651808
Btw guys the girls full name is "Ella Gtiffith"

Goes to Grace Lutheran College in Queensland, Aus. Help me find her. Gonna ruin OP's life
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>>688651808
I'm 12 and what is this and how'd you get it?
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>>688651808
must be the retard class
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I've done enough shitposting.

OP stop, wait a couple days, then try to talk to her, you have undoubtedly fucked this situation into oblivion but a awkward friendship is still salvageable
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>>688651808
Well played anon. Neither of them are worth all this fuss though op you bitch.
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>>688651904
it's to mayday parade in october
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>>688651808
>3 butt ugly sub human goblins
Christ, remind me to never visit prison island.
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>>688651808
The far right one looks like someone upper cut her face and it just stayed that way
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>>688651939
Apologies, meant "Ella Griffith"
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>>688648710
Oh no, the memories come flooding back
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>>688650578
You're cringe personified

Albeit i wasn't much better at the same age
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>>688652003
Oh man, I laughed too hard at that
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>>688647599
lost also check'd
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>>688651169
Life is fucking not fair

I am 100% better looking than you, I workot and you are talking to girls and I am not
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Someone start a new bread
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>>688651808
shit, op, I wouldn't fuck any of these bitches. not even with your dick.
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>>688651808
Fuck you guys why are you doing this.

How can I delete the thread?
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>>688652180
It's too late for that Dylan
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>>688652180
dont know if this is OP but KEK!
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>>688652180
hey stop posing as me
im currently laughin cus it's none of those guys
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Is there some kind of law in Australia to have sex with your relatives?
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>>688652222
quads dont lie
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>>688652222
OH SHIT NIGGA
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>>688652180
>deleting a thread
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>>688652180
They are doing this because you gave your info up. Its like jumping into a pack of hungry wolves and asking why they are eating you.
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It's a woman you are not suppose to talk to a woman... thats where you fucked up man. NEVER FUCKING HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A WOMAN.
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>>688652247
Mandatory sexual service act of 1876
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>>how fucked am i b

>>688651808

pretty fucked, i'd say
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>>688652180
What did you think would happen mate?>>688652248
No, it's illegal. Anyone caught is immediately sent to Tasmania.
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>>688651808
This is harassment and it is illegal. I have reported you to the cops.
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>>688652297
that wasn't me tho?
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>>688649274
You're a sociopath, I pray she stays as far away from you as possible
Please kill yourself there is no helping you in life, OP.
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>>688652222
Dem quads
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>>688652367
>sent to Tasmania
KEK
E
K
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>>688652410
no. u
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>>688652390
>FBI
>Australia

k
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>>688652390
crikey! the FBI. cunt's fucked now.
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