s/fur
Figures my internet decided to kill itself right when 4chan came back
3 hours since the last thread you guys are really slacking ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>688647407
And I never even left.
>>688647457
now that's dedication
>>688647543
No, I just have absolutely no life.
>>688647604
Kinda the same for me, stuck in work. Looking at all these sexy fur girls makes it bearable.
>>688647604
Don't worry I was waiting the whole time too :D
who even needs a life these days
>>688647706
Hey, at least you're not a NEET faggot like me.
>>688647717
Faggots, that's who.
>>688647809
fuck all of em with their stable income, friend count and ability to speak in public
I made myself sad now
>>688648060
Friend count and comfort around people?
Making an awful lot of assumptions.
>>688648060
>I made myself sad now
Yeah you'll get used to after a while.
Don't ever yiff me or my son ever again.
>>688648913
Heya, how's it going?
>>688648985
Going good mang. How's your morning been?
>>688649062
Boring. I'm tired and hungry, but I can't decide if I should sleep, eat, or just do nothing.
Heyo guys, wassup?
So uh, I've got some gore/necro/blood shit in my queue which I saved a long time ago, don't ask why because I like it and even I don't know why. You guys probably don't want to see it, do you?
>>688649242
see >>688649131
How about you?
still lurking
>>688649131
I know that feel. Not supposed to eat before sleep but fuck that homie. If you hungry eat.
>>688649390
Eh, alright, maybe in a minute.
>>688649294
Have a snack, drink something like coffee, and then post that nekro stuff. I could care less.
>>688649467
Alright, I figured I'd ask because I wouldn't think anyone would want to see it. I know I'm a sick fuck.
>>688649242
O shit waddup
Just got home from work.
>>688649429
Das a good idea.
>>688649366
Gorgeous
>>688649294
Also, post it. I'm not the biggest fan but I'm sure I'll find something I like.
>>688649575
Fun fact about myself, that character was who confirmed my being a furry.
>>688649667
Some of it isn't very good, but I saved it because it was when I first starting coming and saved literally everything. And I just thought it was neat cause I'm an edgelord. Little did I know that I would actually end up liking it later.
>>688649674
An excellent choice
>>688649674
Shit it'd do the trick for me.
>>688649753
Post what you want my dude. We wont complain. Lil anons maybe.
Evening, all. How is everyone?
Would you a fur zombie?
>>688649929
>lol9mm
>>688649753
My secret is I do shitty edits of pictures. Also I used to have a folder of anthro bats because they are rare, and cute.
>>688649929
10/10 would lick blood
>>688649996
I'm alright. You?
>>688649996
Not bad, only 13:30 here so still 5 hours left at work.
>>688650093
Fine, thanks. I get the day off, tomorrow, but there's people coming in to fix the bathroom at 7 in the morning. -_- Fuck it, I'm getting a late night anyway.
>>688650001
>Would you
WOULD I
That's a maybe.
But not a no.
>>688650093
>>688650001
Furries zombies would want head instead or brains, wouldn't they?
Gonna go make some of my patent pending 9 ball coffee.
>>688650183
Heya, how's it going?
>>688650231
She would be cold, so it wouldn't be like fucking a live fur. More like fucking a scalie.
>>688650316
Alright I guess. A bit exhausted from playing pool for an hour but apart from that I'm fine, how about yourself?
>>688650316
Also, the odds of her losing a limb while fucking are very high.
>>688650336
>soda on fur
STOP IT MAN. THAT'S JUST FUCKING WRONG.
This is the last zombie I have, but still a little bit more blood and gore.
>>688650387
Tired and hungry, but don't know if I should sleep, eat, or just keep posting.
>>688650316
>like fucking a scalie.
That's not a bad thing
As long as I'm not trying to be eaten I think i might. Or even if I was as long as she was restrained.
>>688650482
I don't think she'd want to eat you, except maybe your dick.
>>688650423
There's always soap.
>>688650462
Eat something, post in the meantime and then go to sleep, easy.
Does anyone have plans for the weekend?
>>688650564
I don't really want to sleep or eat honestly.
>>688650539
D:
But that's my favorite part of me.
>>688650632
Studying for an upcoming mechanics exam and having a bit family party with 30 or so members coming.
How about yourself?
>>688650650
Then it's just keep posting, isn't it?
>>688650539
Also, do love me some heavy biting/scratching.
>>688650741
big*
>>688650564
I mean, that might work. But still. That is gonna be a bitch to clean.
>>688650632
Nothing too special, but my birthday is on Sunday. Not sure what I want to do.
>>688650672
Well, furries and all. You know they love genitalia, so I think she'd probably try to eat your dick as a zombie rather than the rest of you.
>>688650788
Mah nigga.
>>688650741
I probably should though. I've been awake for a long time, and only thing I ate yesterday was some spaghetti for dinner, and it's like 8:30 AM here.
>>688650741
Girlfriend's birthday on Saturday, so we're going out into town, having a nice fancy dinner, and then maybe mucking around a bit in the Botanic Gardens.
Sunday, going out for lunch.
Monday, my birthday, and we've decided to go to a sex shop, because why not?
>>688650839
What a coincidence that is! Mine is on Monday. Besides a new phone though, I have no idea what I want.
>>688650788
Seconded!
Biting in the shoulder or neck is best.
>>688650838
There's good soap on the market.
Then again, why clean it at all?
>>688650951
Neat! Yeah I'm probably going to get a phone as well. 19 years old and have never even had a cell phone.
>>688650928
Isn't ante meridiem kinda early?
Don't kill your sleeping rythm by going to sleep now~
>>688650951
What does one do in a sex shop?
>>688650839
>Birthday
Anything you've got your eye on?
She's not getting this dick, try as she might.
>>688651152
NVM I see the phone thing
>>688651048
Wow. My current one is a Nokia from 2007 or something. It's got proper buttons, it's so old.
>>688651091
I don't know the exact term for that kind of place. Buy sex toys and stuff.
>>688651226
Huh, okay.
>>688651226
Head shop, I think.
Think this is the last of it. Hope you guys enjoyed it, you sick fucks.
>>688651091
>Don't kill your sleeping rythm by going to sleep now~
Mate, my circadian rhythm has been fucked up my entire life. I tried extremely hard for the past 3 months to try and fix it to no avail. Only recently I've just said "fuck it" and started to sleep when I actually can, even if it's past dawn.
>>688651152
Need to get a cell phone, also considering taking a course to get my motorcycle license but I don't know. Shit's expensive, and I'm broke, so it probably won't happen.
>>688651226
I may have to get some old phone like that as well. I've got absolutely no money.
>>688651226
Enjoy
>>688651435
As long as you don't sleep past the 8 hour duration too often it's alright.
>>688651525
I will, thanks.
Also, anyone got any ideas on what kind of things I should get?
>>688651525
I almost forgot that BD did that entire theme. Wish they had made actual soda. Or soda flavored lube.
>>688651435
>No money
That always sucks on a birthday. Wish I could do something for ya.
>>688651525
I have one of these bottlecaps!
>>688651525
Nope, can't even do that. I usually sleep 10-12+ hours (I've slept for 16 and 17 hours before). Or if I'm really unlucky that day, <4. I can't sleep for a normal duration or normal time to save my life. I probably have some sleep disorder.
>>688651680
Well, there is one sorta cheap thing that I want, but it's really fucking gay. Don't know how I'd explain to my family.
>>688651680
which one?
>>688651813
My advice, after something similar happened to a friend. Tell your family that your friends bought it for you as a joke.
>>688651680
The bottlecaps?
I got 2 red and 2 blue ones C:
>>688651678
They are still gonna do it.
When I'm done with my studies I'm gonna apply for a job at BD, just for fun.
Changing the world one ass at a time.
>>688651670
Nah. But what I can say is that I got a strong vibrating buttplug a couple of weeks ago and it feels pretty nice.
It can be remotely activated.
>>688651689
12 hours is pretty dangerous and damaging to the system though.
The rule usually is that every hour you sleep past your specific maximim sleeping time (depending on your physical and mental making, could be 7:30, 8, 8:30 or 9 and in some rare cases 10 hours) will be taken from your maximum lifespan in hours.
Whereas sleeping not a single minute for up to 3 days will not have any of these damaging effects.
Got any f/u/r?
>>688651958
That's what I was thinking, but... I don't know. I'm a total fucking fag, and terribly ashamed of it. Even pretending to have something as a joke would make me feel awkward.
>>688652075
?
EXPLAIN
>>688651817
Tunnel Snake Duka Cola
>>688651813
What is it b/ro
>>688652192
/U/ fur?
Furry yuri
>>688652197
DO WANT.
Trade wif me
>>688652255
No idea what that's supposed to be
>>688652089
>Underage V&
>>688652089
Well then, keep it a secret. Trust me, I've thought of getting something for myself, but I don't want anyone finding out. I've thought up of plans for every eventuality. Just do something like that.
>>688652313
Grill on grill
>>688652313
But it's the only one I has :(
>>688652064
I can't help it though. I don't like living anyway, so I just sleep as long as I can. Well, not really, but the only way I can function normally is if I sleep really long times.
>>688652197
Thanks to cockwizard making me into such a fag, he's made me want to get these socks.
http://www.sockdreams.com/products/extraordinary-stripes-longer?t=9550&
>>688652366
I don't know how I would.
>>688652426
I will give you $30 paypal towards those.
>>688652500
Nah, you don't have to. I don't have a paypal anyway. Don't even have a bank account, but that's one thing I'm trying to work on doing. If my family could actually fucking help me out for once.
>>688652366
>>688652089
And why would you care about what anyone else is thinking?
You can be entirely sure that they have secrets like that as well.
They won't go around looking for yours for you could then go out of your way to look for yours.
I'm pretty sure that even if they did find out, they won't confront you with it.
of course, if you indeed are
>>688652328
then your worries are reasonable.
>>688652370
Oh.
>>688652377
Noo.
But I want it~
>>688652426
Get the socks, they are awesome.
Don't know if these are the ones that I recommended to him but I recommended some of them to him.
>>688652426
Get yourself checked by sleeping psychologists.
>>688652426
Here's my advice. Work through everything chronologically. First, work out how you would order it. Then, how it would be delivered. After that, where you would keep it. Make sure you keep your goals (not letting anyone find out) at the forefront of all of your plans.
>>688652197
Jesus my sides. I spilled burning hot 9 ball on my lap.
>>688652313
>starts spewing anti-vixenist retoric
>>688652064
I may straight up chug the stuff if they make either a soda, or flavored lube.
>>688652592
Don't need a bank account for a paypal. Just email.I would legit give you what you need for that + S&H
>>688652642
look for theirs*
>>688652674
Yeah but be careful, there's titan-oxide in their products.
Consuimg too much of it could make your body do weird things.
>>688652752
Isn't titanium oxide just a food coloring though?
>>688652642
>And why would you care about what anyone else is thinking?
I care about what everyone thinks of me. It's a very long, complicated story, so I won't go into detail.
>Get the socks, they are awesome.
I don't know. I'm generally a pretty manly man (or at least that's what I tell myself) so getting something like that makes me feel so ashamed, no matter how much I want it.
>Get yourself checked by sleeping psychologists.
Yep, that's what I plan on doing
>>688652658
I've kinda got an idea. I haven't thought about them in a while, I'm going to re-think them and go over everything, just in case.
>>688652695
Nah, you don't have to, it's fine. I don't like it when people buy me things honestly, even for my birthday.
>>688653025
That's good. I hope you end up having fun, and that everything goes well.
>>688653138
Yeah, if I don't kill myself for being such a faggot. I hate myself.
>>688652642
>>688652426
They go up all the way on my 2m man feet and stay up. Plus they make the butt look cute and round and bubbly when they are up that high.
Are comfortable as well.
Buy them.
>>688652948
Yes, used for all white to grey-ish colored foods.
And used to color their cum lube.
Titanium-oxide's molecules are big.
Your body doesnt need the substance, therefore just puts it somewhere until it gets thrown out, but on the way since it has such big molecules it could cause problems if you consume too much of it too fast.
>>688653025
You are pretty closeted, have some fun and do some shit! What else is life for?
Broaden your horizon!
Caring about what anyone thinks is dangerous.
Then again, I'm a misanthrope and I just don't care about anything involving humans by default.
Yet it never let me down.
>>688653264
Don't be like that. If you're not comfortable with your sexuality, don't fight it. Talk to people you trust about it, explore it a bit if you feel up to it.
>>688653025
Hey fam, I'd only do it if you wanted me to. I know I want me to. Maybe you accidentally make a paypal. Maybe I accidentally send you the money.
>>688652658
What I did
>Buy a medium sized locked chest first. Think money safe.
>Acquire PO Box right down the road.
>Order BD Toy, retrieve from post office, place in safe.
Also sorry for not contributing, don't have much more you guys haven't seen or isn't the homo.
>>688653293
female or tucking? also thanks for the warning.
>>688653264
For a second there I thought he was humping through her head and that the red was blood.
>>688653293
Temeraire confirmed
>LET ME BUY DASH
>>688653293
Maybe. But I also think they may be too long for me. I'm really short.
I don't know what "fun" is. When I think I have "fun", I just end up hating myself afterward, and feel even worse than before.
>>688653416
I don't trust anyone. I hate talking. And I've explored enough, and I'm not happy about the things I like.
>>688653451
Maybe. I'll think about it, I still have few more days.
>>688653582
>I'll think about it
I take that as a win.
>>688653733
If you say so. But when I say something like that, it's just empty words. I never actually do it.
>>688653416
>>688653264
Just live your life, start running towards everything and don't think.
Do good and expect good to happen to you.
My life started to get boring a week ago and nothing happened, then I won an international blog writing contest.
Life always helps you out.
>>688653455
Genderfluid, kappa :^)
Not helping you much?
I'm male.
>>688653547
Dash?
I am confused.
Temeraire confirmed?
I'm me, that's true.
>>688653582
Then don't have fun, you can still have a good time when being entirely serious.
Still though, do some stupid ass things every now and then.
That kinda stuff that will end badly or in a stupid way even though you knew that it would beforehand.
>>I don't trust anyone. I hate talking. And I've explored enough, and I'm not happy about the things I like.
See, we are pretty similar.
It's a problem that we are like that, even if we don't see it as such.
I personally love the way I am.
But still it does get boring and dull every once in a while.
>>688653582
All I'm going to say is, don't let that stuff get to you. It is what it is, and just let it be.
Unfortunately, it's time for me to go to bed. Good night, everyone.
>>688654052
Good night.
>>688653904
>>688653904
>Life always helps you out.
Hah! Not mine. I just get fucked over harder and harder every time I move through life.
>Still though, do some stupid ass things every now and then.
I try avoid doing that. It always ends up very, very badly for me, no matter what is. Life has fucked me over so much that I'm too paranoid to even leave the house.
>>688654052
Night.
>>688653843
Get a plant.
They don't talk shit and you can care for them.
>>688653843
Really wan't to tho. I'm just helping out someone that couldn't necessarily get something for themselves at the time, I like doing that. Bought my cousin, that I almost never see, an xbox one cause his dog had to have emergency surgery.So he wouldn't be able to get one himself for quite sometime.
>>688654052
Night
>>688654302
>When you surgery.so
>>688654186
I don't leave my house if I don't have to as well.
Dislike going out just to see what I hate, people acting stupid.
I got fucked over enough times to feel like that as well, except I don't, because I just don't care.
At the end of the day I always win.
Because I can go to sleep and dream of killing everyone
Gnawing through their neck with my teeth.
Always the same time-stretching dream, since I was ten.
I grew to love that dream.
>>688654302
I like helping as well.
Especially with monetary stuffs, I don't believe in money anyways and am very frugal.
>>688654607
>I don't believe in money
That's, uhh, okay.
>>688654820
It's just a boring concept that people rely on too much.
Additionally it makes them act like fools too often.
It's like some kind of mental poison.
>>688654939
>mental poison
Agreed, sad it's almost a necessity in modern life to live comfortably.
>>688655186
I'd even go so far as to say it's pretty much mandatory.
If I could choose to just live secluded from every human on the planed and still be able to sustain myself I'd happily choose that option.
But even then I'd need money to get everything up and running.
My goal is 6million €.
With that I could buy an island in greece.
Kappa
>>688654302
That very generous, but I still don't know.
>>688654607
Thanks I guess, but I still don't know. I've deprived myself of everything I could enjoy for whatever reason, so something like getting socks like that while being so uncomfortable with my sexuality... I just see myself hating myself more and more even if I do enjoy it in the moment.
I don't know why I brought any of this shit up, I'm sorry for being an annoying, attention-whoring faggot all the time.
>>688655448
>6million €
I wish you the best of luck frien.
>>688655470
Don't worry about. Just think about it, even after your birthday the offer'll still be there if you don't want em now.
And don't be sorry for how you're acting, totally cool. If anything I should be sorry for trying to push the "buying you socks" thing.
>>688655470
It's okay, I don't mind.
It gets me thinking and I like fuel that gets me thinking.
I feel like our personalities are similar, but then I feel like there's something missing.
Do you know why you "hate" yourself and why you are making life harder than it should be?
Because I sure as hell am making my life way harder than it could be.
But I know that I'm just trying to punish myself for being that chronically misanthropic and I don't even know why. I feel like I'm doing everyone injustice with being like that even though I can't change it.
It's not like they did anything to deserve me looking so badly upon them.
But then again, everytime shit really gets bad because I fucked up too much, life helps me by doing something that sets me back where I was before.
>>688655829
Thanks!
I currently have 0.0008% of it.
>>688655829
No, it's fine, you don't need to be sorry at all. I'm just really uncomfortable with who I am, so the one thing I want makes me feel terrible.
>>688653904
Could have fooled me. I figured you were straight up nudie posting a female.
>>688656005
I feel like we should get together and get drunk, this'd help alot~
>>688656005
I understand that feel man. You shouldn't but you do, that's K. I guess take a little solace in that the people here don't care if you're a furfag and wanna help you with that, rather than other people that would degrade or suppress. We're real people too lol.
>>688656327
Nah, that's me~
Thanks for flattering me :$
I feel good.
>>688655989
>Do you know why you "hate" yourself and why you are making life harder than it should be?
Because I've lived a hard life, and I feel like most of it is my fault. I always end up making things harder than they need to be, and fuck up absolutely everything, and I'm so familiar with severe depression that it's all I know. So my mind thinks of stupid things to hate myself for. I've been told by a few people here that I'm extremely harsh on myself. I don't know why I am. I guess it's because I've been fucked over in life so many times that I feel that I've developed a Stockholm Syndrome like attraction towards such negativity and self hatred. It's really all I know.
>>688656328
I don't like alcohol, or any drugs. I have stupidly high morals for practically no reason, so stuff like that is a big no-no to me. Not to mention that I'm underage.
>>688656443
Yeah, I guess. It never makes me feel better when I talk about stuff like this though, only worse.
>>688656593
> I'm extremely harsh on myself.
Same here.
>only worse
Every time?
الله أكبر
>>688656451
Nice legs btw
>>688656946
Yep, every time.
But posting Hopey never fails to make me smile. Even though I know she doesn't exist, it's the one thing my mind doesn't really care to remind me about. Yet it's almost sadistic in the way that it knows it isn't real, so it doesn't even have to remind me. I'm probably just overthinking this. Anyway, thanks for posting my waifu.
>>688657307
Didn't know it was your waifu, kek, I'll be sure to throw her in there every now and again.
>Every time
Sorry to hear that man.
>>688656451
Flattery? naw. I was serious. You look good!
>>688657291
>الله أكبر
Сука Блять
>>688657307
>cheating on jensca
SHAMMMMEEEEE
>minimize the window, bringing up foobar
>accidentally click
>the song I click on just so happens to be titled "I don't want to be me".
An impressive amount of irony.
>>688657514
Yeah, I have a thing for amazon women.
>>688657626
Nah, Hopey was always my waifu cause she's stronk as fuck. But Jensca is nice too. Maybe she'll replace Hopey someday.
>>688657646
I knew you liked big womyns, just not that you particularly like that one. Like I said, I'll keep that in mind.
>>688656593
There was a time when it was really really bad for me as well.
It was the time after kinda snapped after searching for suicidal/depressed/mentally ill people on the internet and trying to help them for several years at the time.
I thought that it'd never get to me.
But after two of them killed themselves and the others that I'd helped before used their newly found life lust to fuck other people up and send them to me I completely snapped and had that kinda depression similar to yours. And I got some weird personality dualism shit from it as well because I didn't know whether I wanted to help them or kill them anymore.
After that went on for a month I couldn't stand it anymore and carefully thought of a solution to the problem.
What I did was trying to starve myself to death while permanently appelling to my mind that the only way to survive is to 180 my entire mindsetting and practically reboot everything.
Without going through all the ugly details, it worked and I forgot most about my life, being 15 at the time I couldn't remember much, apart from what was written in a book in multiple colors representing different personalities.
But don't do that shit, there are infinitely more ways to do that without hurting yourself, I was pretty mad at the time because I felt like I wasted my entire life on bullshit while not getting a single reward or thank whatsoever.
>>688657295
Thanks~
>>688657626
Thanks. I'll try to use that information, but I'm sure that I'll not be able to live by it since I don't actually think that I look good :(
Life is hard.
>>688657810
Well now I'm the attention whote :^)
Kappa
>>688657626
>>688657646
That sexy demon grill
>>688657881
>just not that you particularly like that one
Mate, you have no idea. My obsession with her is borderline autistic. I have nearly every pic there is of here, save the extremely shitty ones. It's quite unlike me to save low-tier art, but I make an exception for that beast of a wolfess.
>>688658036
I'm very sorry to hear all of that. But I guess it's all better now it seems.
>>688658373
That's alright, it's way past me.
I've always had a pretty big god complex so I didn't even consider that it'd either not work or seriously hurt me.
But it was a risk indeed.
And it was a valuable life experience, I'm glad that I did it.
Even though everything that I read in said book could have been a lie, how would I know?
But still, my point stands, you're gonna make it just fine and turn out good, it's 2016 after all.
Also this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUKO6yOWm-g