The finale.
Five threads seem like a good number to stop on.
quitter
>>688617703
First
>>688617703
First
>>688617847
>>688617912
>>688617703
Post her pics
>>688618064
Dude you are fucking killing me
>>688618064
Will it ever end
Lol what an end hun
I just wanted to give you another child and fear you'd have too many
>>688617703
rain check... TOPPEST OF KEKS
New girl
>>688618501
"who's the fag next to you?"
Big finish
>>688618455
Checjed
Anyone got screens of previous threads?
>>688618501
you are a cool guy op
>>688618455
theres been 2 since then you fucking faggot
and another right belowe me? Know how I know that? Cuz I check for updates before posting unlike your faggot ass
YOU are the cancer that is ruining this site
Awww yeah
>>688618501
So is my massive member. Wanna see it?
>>688618666
What is English
>>688618666
jesus fuck this thread
checked
>>688618666
what is this gibberish
>>688618064
>Never said anything about sex
>Not on birth control right now
>Was def a prostitute
>>688618666
Hail
How did we go from this...?
>>688618666
Ask for milf tits satan
>>688618749
Alpha Checking out
>>688618749
Brittany, what a slutty name.
>>688618869
>>688618900
Dankkkk
>>688618949
... To this?
>>688618666
OP speaks in tongues
and gets tripsix?
Muslim confirmed as true religion
>>688618949
"well, I'm"
688618949#
Strike one
>>688618749
I'd fuck her raw, regardless of consequences
>>688618949
to this
>>688618949
Have you ever fucked a shemale in the ass?
>>688619238
did you... uhm.. did you try to type out the numbers?
LOL NEWFAG HERE GUYS!
Lol she came back
>>688618949
OP - lock it in and then continue to fuck them all up, make it interesting. Legend get.
@688619388
Or he's not trying to give out free (you)'s
>>688619397
can we PLEASE have more pics of her?
also lay her down, and fuck her. then post update tomorrow at 11PM EST
>>688619397
Ask for lewds
>>688619514
Sure smells like summer in here holy fuck
>>688619514
>>688619296
>>688619238
ahahahahhaha
Stop youre killing me, dude just get the fuck outta here
hahahahahha
>>688619397
Tell her to park at least two blocks away and you'll leave a window open for her
>>688619514
@ Hahahaha summer is here boys
>>688619546
He isn't going to hit any of these, that is the point.
>>688619397
She really want ur Dick men ...
>>688618666
WHAT ARE YOU SAYUIGN!?!!?#??`112312
>>688619581
lmao wtf is this
>>688619581
>not op
>>688619785
HE GOES IN
>>688619581
kek
Seems there a NEW FAG In the midst.
Alpha Checking Out
>>688619514
>>688619238
Alright I'm hacking you now, 2 posts is all the information we need. Let's get him boys! I already got his IP. Now I'm looking him up on a map, ill post his house soon.
Any hun man in?
>>688619895
YOU CAN JUST STAY CHECKED IN, ITS FINE
Aaaaaaaaaah
>this thread
>>688619581
This girl will be dead in someones basement in a month...
>>688618064
>Hey guys im on tinder just to have friends.
Those kind of bitches are so dumb.
>>688618662
Rooool for this shit
>>688620128
You don't need to use caps, you're welcome
Alpha Checking Out
>>688620128
Mfw
>>688619843
An experience I had
>>688619861
I know.
>>688620364
first
>>688620364
Don't apologise you fucking beta
>>688618666
You do what in her what?
>>688620424
Third
>>688620364
I never apologize.. I guess that is why I dont get laid
I'm just here for the Azn chick with kids. I'd fuck her right in the pussy
>>688620364
Sierra is a hoe name
>>688620416
got any more? OP is kinda boring me now
>>688620556
nobody cares who you are or what you want
>>688620654
Thank you, nice fellow
>>688620223
Every girl puts "NOT LOOKING FOR A HOOKUP, SWIPE LEFT IF YOU ARE."
...but every girl there is looking for a hookup. The only ones I really take seriously when they say that are the ones that quote bible verses in their profile. Too much work to crack that shell.
Hi everyone , can I join ?
Why...?? Where is South Dakota anyway?
>>688620833
No sorry. Huns only
>>688620833
No, fuck off
>>688620869
below north dakota
>>688620833
your dubs say you can this time. Dont get used to it
>>688620869
tell her about the coconut almonds
>>688619581
How is in your profile picture?
Tom Hardy or Adam Levine?
>>688620917
Kek
>>688620869
Good going, OP. That frownie face was a nice touch
>>688620969
>Checked
I'm in control now
Worst fucking thread
12 year old spelling.
>>688621132
I'm the captain now
>>688621006
Adam Hardy
>>688621006
Tom Levine
>>688618666
She forgot english wtf
>>688621132
finally
Nudes
>>688621132
Ask for "just a litlle bit o boobie"
>>688620996
Thank you sire .
>>688621132
MY SIDES OP
>>688620751
Those are exactly the girls to avoid. They often have a very skewed and warped idea of reality. It's fundemental to your tinder to establish a neutral ground with your profile. For example.
A decent selfie.
A picture with your dog or someone else's dog. Any dog will work.
A picture of you with friends. Beach pics are superior.
And a picture of you and your vehicle.
Chicks go for guys with cars more often. It's common sense but you betas wouldn't understand that.
Now that you have that established. Build a simple bio.
It can be almost anything. Even about your dog.
"I wanna love a girl like my dog loves peanut butter. Lol"
Now that you have this information. You too can be an Alpha in the Tindersphere.
Good luck betas.
Alpha Checking out
>>688621132
i want to fuck van so hard now hun
>>688621132
After you bang her, make sure you rape her kids
>>688621132
Tell her if she wants the D, she will have to earn it
What app is that?
>>688621543
Tinder
I believe he also uses OKcupid
>>688621132
Boobs men
>>688621543
Grindr
>>688621543
Sony PlayXbox 64 Wii W4
Am I an alpha now?
>>688621543
Do you live under a rock?
>>688621132
I mean, her thirst is kinda hot
>>688621733
True Alpha fashion OP.
Alpha checking out
>>688621733
Ease off caligula. You'll smash in due time
>>688619785
FINALLY!
>>688621776
He lives under a cock
>>688621733
Dubs say yes, but only a lewd will confirm
>>688621679
Thanks!
>>688621733
oldfag here since 1998, can confirm alpha status
>>688621901
>>688621902
chek'd
She's cracking??
>>688621543
Craigslist personals
>>688621487
That's a terrible bio and fails to follow the Tried and True tender formula.
A better bio would be "Hey hehe I just want to get a nice gf to kiss hehe :)"
Alpha checking Out.
>>688622024
go back to le'reddits
>>688621733
tell her gotta see what I'll ruin for every man forever when I am done with you
>>688619397
She wants to rob you, dumb faggot
>>688622123
Tell her you love small and medium boobs the best
>>688622123
tell her you're into average boobs, especially on fems as pretty as her
>>688621487
No need to be that indirect, seriously. I just post a selfie of my clothed body without my face, and a few others so they know I'm in shape, but no face. In the bio, I just straight up say, I'm a dominant, I want a submissive girl into kink, not opposed to a long term thing. Then I make some dumb joke. I get a lot of matches. I am in a college town, however. You'd be surprised how many girls out there are actively interested in kink.
>>688622123
Lol sheeeit.
>>688622150
Imposter Alpha. Truly beta in your attempts to stump my Alpha status.
If that bio is so terrible then why do I get so many matches? You = stumped.
The real original Alpha since the first fucking thread. Checking out.
>>688622335
Checked
Alpha checking out, hun
tell her you're diamond in league
>>688622335
No joke this is actually great advice. There's nothing to lose anyways, but especially in online dating. It's low-risk, low-reward though.
>>688622489
This
Haha nice R6S Jk
>>688622489
Say diamond smurf wiling to boost for nudes
MY HANDS ARE SHAKING
>>688622489
KESCKSIMIUS MAXSIMUS
>>688622623
Korean Challenger she will understand that
>>688622679
GET IT OP
Future OP here. From about 24 hours in the future. Sorry, hehe anyways. Van came over this morning.
Heres the story...
>Be me (OP)
>knock at the door at 5:55am
>bitch could'nt wait until six like I told her to.
>parents still at home and won't be gone for a few more minutes
>quickly throw on pants and turn off my computer.
>tell mum and dad I got it
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
>>688620751
Really? Christian girls on tinder?
This world is fucked up
>>688622419
Real alpha here. How many of those matches did you marry? None. You = heartbroken.
Alpha-est Alpha checking out. Out.
>>688622679
>i be strokin lol
fuckin lel m8
>>688622679
Tell her you ment youre having a stroke
>>688622679
>i be strokin lol
top kek
>>688622734
is an NA challenger equal to a platinum korea?
>>688622923
Kek. This
>>688622972
Something like that
>>688622769
check'd
>>688622923
Holy fuck, kek. Do it OP
>>688622335
I haven't even explained the second half of the Tinder Formula. The dialogue portion is simple yet complex for the mind of a beta.
Tinder Formula portion 2.
The true mastery of getting pussy on tinder is never actually asking for it.
Being an Alpha alone in this category is the win.
By simply chatting and asking the hacker known as 4chan for input you can adequately input effective dialogue.
Key to quick sex though is knowing if Hun is a prositute or not and whether you sleep on a futon at your parents house or your own place.
Alpha checking out
Late to the party but that Van chick looks like a guy.
>>688623157
Nice dubs
>>688620364
>sorry
Only say sorry to a woman if it means she's going to stop having sex with you or you killed her cat. Don't ever apologize for coming onto a woman.
>>688617703
tits op, only tits
http://frtyd.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/pizza
>>688621132
So, this slut have kids and want to have sex with you?
She has 2 kids, god damn it!!!!
>>688622944
>>688623044
>>688623122
calm your fucking dubs!!
>>688623203
LEAVE
NOW
>>688623157
Alpha checking in
Make sure you sign all your messages with Alpha checking out. Gets the pussy real wet.
Alpha checking out
my eyes man! I'm emotionally connected to OP now. Love you man youre my hero
>>688623273
maybe she wants more?
Is that her tit in her profile pic?
>>688623216
Wut
>>688623266
>http://frtyd.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/pizza
not gonna click...
>>688623218
>yfw
>>688622679
CLARENCE CARTER IN THE HOUSE
>I BE STROKIN
>>688623414
someone has to take it for the team
>>688623414
just some ad link to a shitty camgirl site
>>688623157
well done keke
Kek keking out
>>688623289
tumblr_m2rd2sJ2TR1qmcpoy.gif
>tumblr_m2rd2
>tumblr
OP, no shit. If something happens with you and Van, be sure to record it for court reasons.
>>688623414
>>688623532
accidentally clicked
it's just a link to slutroulette
What is this Alpha checking out shit? Is this a new meme?
>>688623322
double dubs nice
>>688623218
Fucking kek
>>688623641
beta detected
>>688623569
enjoy your virus sucker!
I'm hacking you RIGHT NOW
That site logged your IP for me hahahaha
Cmon OP I need to sleep but I need to see tranny Vanny's noods
>>688623641
Yes lol :)
>>688623829
Kektus
>>688623290
Again late to the party, haven't been following. Wouldn't fuck a chick with kids either. Don't want no baby daddy drama.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ3uTdkV98c
>>688623824
Give us his IP
>>688623824
I'm on a linux. You hacking my windows vm lol
>>688623829
This
>>688623634
"accidentally"?
You mean you didn't mean to highlight it, copy and paste it into the search bar? Did you see "Pizza" and think it was cp? enjoy your virus broseph
>>688623898
Get any nudes yet OP???
>>688623829
She's the one stalling
>>688623898
>o shit waddup
>>688624120
>U
She's fucking dumb
>>688623898
I lost
god damnit OP
ALPHA CHECKING OUT
>>688624120
>inb4 "she" sends you his cock
>>688624194
shes tryin to fuck a teen or sum shit who cares. shes blending in or sum hsit
>>688624120
"Come on babe just a little something to hold me over for the night ;)"
>>688624120
OP tell her you need to make sure shes a real person and not just some dude.
Tell her she doesnt have to show her face but to timestamp the pic.
What app?
>>688623361
I mean, thats way i hate single moms.
>>688623641
Someone posted his "tender formula" earlier in the thread and tagged it "Alpha checking out." and now people are mocking him.
>>688624120
Send this fucking savage back to the horde already.
>>688624380
This + it will help me last longer tomorrow
>>688624120
Wtf she has offered to show up at ur parents house at 6am to fuck in THEIR bed (for money), and she won't send nudes. What a cunt nugget.
>>688624120
Faggot how do you expect a van to send nudes?
>>688624421
Tinder
>>688624421
Craigslist personals
>>688624421
grindr
>>688624040
i saw "tits" and autopilot took over
>>688624421
Tumblr
>>688624415
She's not on 4chan you tard.. that would just be weird to say she doesn't have to show her face if she thinks he wants to meet/fuck
>>688624421
They're messing with you
It's Grindr
Have any of guys acually had any succes with tinder?
Thread will die before nudes guys and this is the final. The horror
Alpha Checking Out
>>688624120
wtf this bitch is overthinking
>>688624421
I forgot 4chan is useless
Alpha checking in
What's going on here then lads
>>688624926
Been on dates but nothing more. Friends of mine have had a lot more success though
ALPHA MALE HERE. CHECKING OUT
>>688624926
Tinder isn't very hard to be successful on.
Wasn't this bitch supposed to go to bed like 2 hours ago for "work" before she started talking to Opie?
>Oh shit so we
>At least we aren't 6am prostitutes
>>688625116
Maybe nudes. Probably not but it's been a good run.
>>688625116
oh shit waddup
alpha checking in
>>688625040
i think in the first thread op may have said it was okcupid not sure though
Garlic bread
>>688624962
>Go to thread to get keks
>Act beta to girls on tender
>Eventually meet asian trans prsotitue
>She's dtf
>She has kids
>noproblem.jpg
>won't send nudes
>notok.jpg
NIGGER
>>688624421
its the comment section of porn hub
OP here. Looks like she's not going to but I'm finally gonna have sex with her tomorrow anyway! Thanks for your help, /b/, maybe tomorrow I'll make another thread!!!
:D
>>688624831
Uhm, no? I'll slow this down for you logic boy.
She wouldn't want to send a nude to a random guy.
So OP says she doesn't have to show her face, that way it's just her body and nobody would know who's it was so she couldn't be embarrassed.
But wait.
How would OP know it was really her unless she did something specific he asked for? Like oh I don't know... a TIMESTAMP?
That was there is no risk to her (or so she thinks), OP get's us proof of nudes, and as far as she knows it's all legit.
You got a lot to learn brah
>>688624926
Mostly a lunch dates and stuff like that. Few movie dates. Like 8 fucks. It works better in a college town like mine and is easier if you seem interesting and are attractive.
>>688624926
Alpha checking in
Yes
Alpha checking out
>>688625116
Alpha checking in.
You forgot to check out bruh
Alpha checking out.
>>688625321
you forgot to add
>alpha checking out
>>688625429
>>688625369
>>688625368
it's safe to say this meme is already dead
>>688625369
My bad
Alpha checking out
>>688625429
So did you.
Alpha checking out.
>>688625175
You killed it
THE MEME IS DEAD EVERYONE!
It's dead. Thank this guy.
ALPHA MALE HERE.
Checking in is unecessary. I don't need to make my presence known when betas already bow the fuck down and kiss my Alpha feet.
Alpha Checking Out
>>688625494
We can still force hun, hun
>>688625429
Alpha checking in.
He's not an alpha, you silly beta.
Alpha checking out.
Catfished
>>688625564
if you don't need to check in, why would you checkout?
Sooooo /thread?
>>688625279
Thanks.
>>688625295
We all know women don't watch porn
None of you are Alpha, GTFO.
> Hun, signing out
>>688624120
Van this some nasty ass coffee I hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous
>>688625686
Alphas don't play by the rules.
Alpha checking through.
ALPHA TRUMP HERE CHECKING IN.
ALPHA TRUMP CUCKING OUT
>>688625686
So Betas can carry on with the weak bed shitting fuck boy lives.
It's hard being this Alpha and a Marine.
But someone has to do it.
Alpha Checking Out.
>>688625878
Trump 4 prez
Hun checking out
OP here.
So it doesn't seem like she's gonna send and I'm tired. Goodnight guys! It was fun.
OP Alpha Checking Out
>>688624421
Not much, how about yourself?
Thread is over
Alpha checking out
>>688625890
Lol. Rangers lead the way bitch ;)
>>688626000
nice trips
Original Alpha here BTW. Just reminding you betas to always check out.
Knowing I started a sick new meme. Feels good Man.
Alpha Checking out.
Solid work tonight OP.
>>688626048
Sweet dreams anon, I'll take it from here
>>688626048
We love you OP! This night will be remembered.
Alpha checking out.
/thread
Damn nice try, son. Alpha alpha checking out
>>688626096
Rangers are fucking beta. Have yet to meet a ranger who isn't a sad fat sack of nasty.
Alpha Checking out.
>>688626153
Uhm.. I started the meme
gtfoutta here
Aplha Checking Out
>>688626153
New dank meme, is fuckin sick bro.
>>688625818
alpha male checking in here
if you were alpha youd know when to see an alpha is more alpha than you and just check out but also know when to check out if youre too alpha for that shit
alpha male here checking out
ALPHA
LIMA
PAPA
HOTEL
ALPHA
CHARLIE
HOTEL
ECHO
CHARLIE
KILO
INDIA
NOVEMBER
GOLF
INDIA
TANGO
>>688626048
thanks for the keks
>>688626258
faggot i want BREASTS not PECS
alpha male here reporting in for checkout
Well good job OP. Carl the Cuck showed everyone how to Alpha proper.
Alpha checking out
>>688626390
INDIA
NOVEMBER
SHIT I FUCKED MY OWN FUCKING MEME UP SHIT!!!
>>688626304
Nope. I'm the original Alpha.
I wrote the Tinder Formula. I drive the black tahoe. The original Alpha is me.
Alpha Checking out.
Beta checking out (your girlfriend)
>>688626390
NOVEMBER
>>688626304
bitch gtfo ORIGINAL alpha here i started it
checking out on you fags
>>688626153
Knowing my faggotry got mocked for like 2 hours of shitposting. I'll just pretend I'm proud of this.. feels good man.
Alpha Checking out.
>>688626258
not interested
later faggot
>>688625681
Tell the girl Nudes for nudes, send her a pic off google or something
>>688626477
I gochya fam
>>688626550
wait...what formula?
>>688626780
This formula.
Alpha Checking out
OP Alpha Checking In
I forgot to say, I want to livestream this shit next time.
Here's a link. I'll get it updated soon and stream like tomorrow.
twitch /handsome_pat
OP Alpha Checking Out
>>688626756
hmm damn that catch line tho. crazy clever way to say he wants to hookup without seeming slutty at all. stealing that
>>688626780
The Tried and True tender formula.
Alpha checking out.
This joke is tiring I'm going to bed now.
Where is the op??
>>688622123
>My ass is depending on you
Save that booty OP
>>688626905
interesting.. thanks anon!
alpha (in training just got my first car subaru legacy thotho) checking out
>>688626905
Actually, I believe there is an algorithm to discourage that now. I think less potential matches show up to be swiped if you swipe right on everyone
OP Beta checking out you girlfriends fat ass and big areolas on her tiny breasts
>>688618666
typical mexitrash. would avoid unless you want your house to get a driveby from cholos in a gang
>>688627283
Well, I swipe left on niggers, so I should be fine.
>>688627283
wait...for real?
>>688627397
the fried dough sticks with cinnamon and deliciousness? no sir, i would not mind a drive by from them. not at all.
>>688627447
Yeah, that's why the tinder browser plugins don't work as well any more. I was trying to find a way to see people that had matched with me, found out about those, and would just set it to auto swipe right on everyone. Found out those are broken now, in addition to a change in tinder's method of handling too many right swipes
>>688627647
whoa trippy thnx for the tip my d00d dangler (hope that didnt offend you sry if so)
>>688627567
That's a churro you dumb fuck
>>688627647
Tinder is run by feminists trying to blue ball the patriarchy, what do you expect?
>>688627873
Was this the best five parter thread of this year?
>>688627567
well i see someone has lived a sheltered life...
>>688627873
that went right over your head didn't it you autist?
>>688627992
thats obviously a bot
>>688627992
LMAO why did i lose to that
>>688627992
>top ten dubs decides dating of this year
>>688618749
cringe
>>688618949
gamma as fuck
>>688628020
Um no its way over yours apparently.
>>688627992
>>688619581
my god she loves trash talk
>>688628553
is that robby from meet the parents? best robot ever
>>688622780
>thinking girls who quote bible verses in their Tinder profiles are different than girls who don't
