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Aight b
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>>688609489
Rolling
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>>688609489
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>>688609489
FUCK GET IN GET IN GETIN not a good time when im high man Iget really anxous about this stuff
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Rollerino
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Rollerino
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>>688609489
someone close the door
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>>688609489
Sure why not
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>>688609489
Rolando, maricones.
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>>688609489
RUNN
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COME ONE COMEON YOU NIGGERS
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Boom
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FUCK I CANT TAKE THIS THREAD MA
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ドアを閉めて
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>>688609489
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get in faggots
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>>688609489
drop'em
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>>688611388
THANK GOD THANK TOU NOW BLOW IT UPO SAFELY
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Open the fucking door
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Rollex
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I'm in shut the fucking door!
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Zoran.vsauce.ilikefags@url=0
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hur dur boom
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>>688611511
fuck you
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>>688611346
Shit anon you almost got us killed
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>>688609489
here comes the boom
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CLOSE IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>688611452
LET ME IN NIGGERS
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I eat ass
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>>688611511
Lel
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Everyone get inside quick before...
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>>688611511
FUCKING CUNT NIGGERS FUCK OW WE HAVE TO CLOSE IT
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Open door plz
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open sesame
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>>688611599
a little redundant isn't that?
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Damn open up assholes
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>>688611511
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Im in
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boom
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I chime in, haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door
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>>688611599
Lol
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>>688611644
good job anon
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Hey
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leave rest to die, now blow it up 47
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>>688611688
thank you
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>>688611688
kek
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>>688611644
>odd doubles
kek
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dye fuckers
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Open the door or a will nail my cock to my forehead, you filthy fucking niggers
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>>688611688
Fuck youu. Open up!
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i hope you all used deodorant.......
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le funei maymay feac xD
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>>688611799
you ass. it's now open.
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Ka-Boom
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Now im in
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Closing the door now
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>>688611799
Nooo we are going to die
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Check em
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>>688611774
so close
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>>688611899
kek
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>>688611799
kys fag
we gon die
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>>688611899
Wrong button shithead
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CLOSE THE FUCKING GOD DAMN DOOR OR I WILL SHOVE My TINY COCK INSIDE YoUR BUTTCOKS AND FUCK IT MOIST
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>>688609489
ALLAHU AKBAR!
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>>688611868
Your*
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>>688611936
close close
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>>688611799
now that im in, time to close it
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>>688611688
let me in man
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zozzle
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ü
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>>688611899
wow
you fucking retard
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>>688611999
lol
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>>688611999
C H E C K E D
H
E
C
K
E
D
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Let me in let me in let me in let me in
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zozzle
o
z
z
l
e
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Check em
Also, check'd
>>688611999
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1+1=dubs
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Close the door!
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LET ME IN DAMNIT
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God fucking damn it door close now
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>>688612031
the doors open
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boom
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Kiss my ass, fat kid with a stick. You never meant to burn down the windows, but, damn, did you stick the landing!
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>>688609489
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>>688609489
Roll
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>>688612195
Dude, the door is open.
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>>688612177
stop opening the door faggots
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what do you call it when an arab blows himself up along with those around him

the religion of peace
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Sorry
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,47
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Close the door
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>>688612322
thank you
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Close you stupid door
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Closing door now cya faggots
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I just want to watch the world burn.
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>>688612322
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>>688612322
thank you spongbo
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>>688612322
It's hot in here, open that door up
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Allahu Akbar
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And then, with a cold glass of self-esteem, Mark scurried up the hill into the sunset.
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Close that door mang
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>>688612322
zozzle
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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I'm closing the door
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GUYS, LET ME IN
I'M A FAIRY
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>>688612547
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Im in
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We all die
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47 LMFAO
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>>688612548
so close
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>>688612516
shit it didnt work
I must leave
bout to kms
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>>688612588
good work men
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>>688609489
Boooooom
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Lets blow it up fags
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>>688612647
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>>688612552
Fake and gay kill yourself
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>>688612550
Go away goat REEEEEEEEEE
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>>688612548
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Agent 47 shall boom dis nuke
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>>688609489
getting in
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Close door
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Hook line and sinker
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Lemme in
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Sip on my face!
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>>688612747
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>>688612688
>>688612688
closed
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rell
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Detonate nao
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Hi can I cum inside :)
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>>688612688
Welcome new fag
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Allahu akbar
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Open bitch
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Open plz
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Poop
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Touch my breasts.
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I'll disarm the bomb
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alahosnackkbar
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bout to blow this shithole up
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I'm in
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>>688609489
We dead bois
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Blow the bomb
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>>688612866
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>>688612949
reroll
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>>688612946
>>688612949
Too close, let me the fuck in
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ODDUBS
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Aloha snackbar
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im comin in
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His rapist balls called for more!
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47 is odd so do we open the door and then blow it up?
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>>688612946
>>688612748
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>>688613077
Ayy
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>>688612946
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>688613077
CLOSEITCLOSEITCLOSEIT
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>>688613077
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>>688613147
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>>688613133
NOW i am in
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>>688613077
Dammit
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Cum
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Rippin' on fine, supple sausages for the sweet breeze o'er the fields.
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>>688613150
>3 off
Why be a faggot?
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Closed
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>>688613104
we open if the last two digits are odd and the same (11,33,55 so on)
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Max kek
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>>688613104
It's not dubs dude
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Close
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I SHALL BE THE ONE TO CLOSE THE DOOR. ALL BOW BEFORE MY DUBS AND CROWN ME THE KING OF THE /B/OMB SHELTER
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let's make like japan and close the country
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ALLAHU ACKBAR!
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open :/
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Ching Chang Chong; I make bomb.
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YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH. THIS STUPID FUCKING JUSTICE, ALL FUCKING RIGHTEOUS FUCKING NIGGER, ALEX, IS DOING THIS SHIT
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Close it ffs
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>>688613446
too close
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Close the damn door
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>>688613104
Whathe fuck man
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open
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close the fucking door and keep that shit closed
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Penis
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boom
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>>688613457
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It's okay I have snacks
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Closing this fucking door
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Shut the fucking door!!!!
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and so it begins
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Now what
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>>688613446
Dammit snek
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>>688613544
our savior
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>>688613544
thank you lol
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Whoops XDDDDD
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Jesus ripped open the mans spleen, and removed thine holy shaft from his robes.
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>>688613544
ty
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The dank door, duck everyone else
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>>688612693
I'M NOT A GOAT, I'M A FAIRY
LET ME IN
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>>688613611
kys faggot
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>>688613611
You asshole
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>>688613611
Lmao
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>>688613600
>>688613544
now byebye boom
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>>688613611
Fuck you
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>>688613611
>>688613600
Ayy
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Door closed, no niggers allowed
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>>688613611
fuck
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>>688613699
were all dead
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>>688613600
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?!?
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>>688613611
Stupid nigger.
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DETONATE REEEE
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pussy ninja
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Whoopsies XDDDDDDD
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>>688613699
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>>688613699
Fairy magic
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hi im muslim
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Shazam
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trips and I lock the door shut so no one can come in unless trips unlocks it
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>>688613544
Nao blow up teh boom
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Want this place locked down
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CLOSE YOU CUCKASS DOOR
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Close it now please
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Faggots I'm killing all of us
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Close it
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>>688613884
reroll
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Boom
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Meat sauce
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>>688613955
47 get.
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>>688613611
Ayy
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Guise what does this red button do?
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>>688613991
WHY IS IT ALWAYS SO CLOSE
also reroll
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Check Em
Also, off by one faggot
>>688613778
>>688613887
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imma try to close it
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Hey guys what's going on he...
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hello
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>>688614066
thank you
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>>688614066
it closes the door
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OH CMON SOMEONE'S GOTTA GET 47
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Are we died yet
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>>688614066
Thank you
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>>688614066
Ayyyyy
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L
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>>688614066
Opens the goddamn door
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>>688614099
I'M ALREADY INSIDE, ANON
YOU CAN'T STOP MY FAIRY MAGIC
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>>688614099
gg
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>>688614070
another reroll because OP is a fag
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>688614066
YES
>>688614099
NO
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Now close
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booom
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>>688614099
Thanks a fucking lot
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47 gotten
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>>688614127
Then what does the blue button do?
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Keep this god damn door closed faggots
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Security thx
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>>688614302
fuck you
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For the faggot muhammad!!!!
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Close it close it close it close it
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>>688614295
Sets off the bomb
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Rawr xD
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>>688614295
it ties a noose around your neck and force feeds you bleach
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47 get
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>ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>688614295
Nothing, it's a decoy.
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ALLAHU AKBAR
KDHBVEHJFVDFKH
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ITT: This faggot door doesn't stay closed for long
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>>688609489
some place for me?
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>>688609489
ALLAHU AKBAR
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Wow, a yellow button!
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>>688614441
3 off
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>>688614344
closed
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>>688614344
Thanks m8
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>>688614404
>>688614405
>>688614406
in a row
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47
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This place is about to bLoW uP
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>>688614344
THANK YOU
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>>688614387
Fuck off
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Boom
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>>688614488
That also shuts the door
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>>688614488
The right one
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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opening the door lol
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>>688609489
47get
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Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody set off the bomb.
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>>688614344
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47 get
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>>688614548
careful, dearie
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>>688614577
This is why I cut
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>>688614548
So close
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DETONATE THE BOMB, ANONS
QUICKLY
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Kebab
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>>688614577
CLOSE THAT SHIT
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>>688614577
No
>>688614588
Yes
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Аллаху акбар!
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What does the button with the picture of the black guy do?
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NIGGERS LET ME IN DON'T LEAVE ME OUT HERE
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blow up the bomb so we can come out
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Well shit.
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bang
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Allays ackbar
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>>688614688
good work
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>>688614745
steals your TV
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Fuck This door
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Boom
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>>688614577
>>688614588
That didn't last long
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الله أكبر
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Just please hurry
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Why is Ahmed's Clock in here?
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Allahu ackbar
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>688613544
You left your fucking cat outside.
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no more bumps
no one else is coming in
gg
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Let's open this shit boys
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Inshallah
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let me in and check em
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!!! الله أكبر
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ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
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what if the bomb is actually inside the shelter.
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>>688613600
THIS WASN'T IN THE MANUAL
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ITS TIME
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>>688614999
NIGGER
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>>688614944
ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING. I AM DISPLEASED
STOP THIS AT ONCE
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Hey guys! How about we take this rotary saw and cut a hole in the door?
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>>688614999
NO
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BOOM BITCH
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>>688614999
you moron
>>688615022
thanks
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Boom
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Open sesame
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I'M IN. WOOT!
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>>688614999
I WILL KILL YOU FAGGOT
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Check em bois
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>>688615022
My hero
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>>688614999
You idiot! You busted it off its hinges!
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>>688614993
it's stated that it's outside because if the bomb goes off when the door's open, we all die, but not if it's closed
tl;dr: you're a retard
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Sorry guys
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>>688614999
WHAT DO ODD TRIPS DO? DOES IT JAM THE DOOR OPEN?
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>>688615022
MOVE IT
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Alright, I'm cutting the hole now.
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Detonation in 3...
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>688614948
Off by one
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2...
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Oh no
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:)
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1....
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Ka-boom.
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>>688615069
if 69 we all have a massive orgy
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KA-BOOM!
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Alright! Almost done cutting the hole in the door!
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please close the door
>>688615288
thanks
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Boom motherfucker
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ANONS, MY FAIRY MAGIC HAS LED ME TO BELIEVE THERE IS NO BOMB
IT WOULD HAVE WENT OFF BY NOW
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>>688615202
>>688615022
Original is best faggots
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Book
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>>688615133
Fucking hypocrite
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>>688615381
What a disappointment
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Well would you look at that! I cut a gigantic hole in the door!
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Boom
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>>688615351
>>688615381
Fuck off nigs
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Need this shit closed
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Roll odd dubs, my friends
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I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?
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>>688615399
why anon
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