Ask a mormon anything
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Ask a mormon anything
Why do you believe in a magic book?
>>688591000
why do i check em?
>>688591608
idk. We were told to. and i believe it
>>688591000
How many pairs of temple garments do you own? Also, what the fuck are you doing on /b?
>>688591000
do you doubt your religion at all?
and bump for trips
>>688592366
Op here. I currently do not own any temple garments. I just use the temples. And im a bad mormon
>>688591000
How's it feel knowing that the elders fuck all those hot young girls while you cucks are off walking around in third world shit hole countries?
I only worship beyonce she's queen, can you tell me how you're religion is better than yoncė, should I convert or nah,.
Take that Book of Mormon and shove it up your ass you soul soliciting pig fucker.
>>688592410
I do have some doubts. But mostly i believe it all
Why do you guys always show up at my door, even though I politely decline your services? Is it the lemonade I offered? The cookies? I don't understand, I was just being a gracious host, now leave me the fuck alone
>>688591000
what makes Mormonism the correct church?
>>688592857
Usually they only come once if you deny them. It is probably new missionaries of the show up again
>>688591000
Are you gay?
>>688593073
We have the "priesthood" No other religion in the world has this.
>>688591000
whats the point faggot? what do i gain from hanging out with you?.. you have nothing i want.
>>688593257
No i personally am not. We do not hate gay people. We love every one no matter there faith or life style. Unless they are like hitler
>>688592568
The ghost of Joseph Smith told me to tell you to go fuck yourself. He also said there won't be any room for you on planet Kolob. Still want to spend time on /b instead of ruining people's Sunday afternoons by doing missionary work?
>>688593380
I dont understand. Do you mean the missionaries? Well if you do then they teach you more about the church and if you do not want that then that is fine
>>688591000
What are your thoughts on the church of Beyoncé? Should I convert or nah?
>>688593632
Tell him i said hi. Well missionaries do thing on every day of the week. I dont see how we ruin the day by knocking on your door and asking if you want to talk
>>688591000
are you from Utah?
Any Utah fags lurkin?
Tville checkin in.
>>688594326
have you met any Utah Mormons?
>>688594872
Yes. They are no different. I am in Nebraska.
I currently go to church every Sunday and it is a crock of shit bro the only good thing is community here is my wife. Fuck the Mormon church and FUCK Joseph smith
Are you tired of wearing that shit...? ummm.... garmend? garment?
>>688595132
Im sorry that you do not enjoy your church. But not all churches are bad.
>>688591000
Will you admit it L Ron did it better than Joe Smith?
>>688595132
I'd rather fuck your wife
>>688595226
We only have to wear "Nice" clothes on sunday
>>688592038
It's a breddy gud book. I've read it 4 times.
What special powers do your magic pajamas convey?
>>688591000
Do you remember our ancient rites brother?
>>688595367
No i cant. Joseph Smith is the true prophet
>>688594212
Yes.
Were you sad when LaVoy Finnicum died?
>>688595462
Ok... another one.
Do you have a recomendation for a temple?
>>688591000
>000
god is a joke
>>688595559
It actually is. Quite a bit of action
>>688595310
Who the fuck said all churches are bad I said fuck the Mormons you dumb fucking cunt. Mornings are the worst religion they hate everyone and think everyone's going to hell except them they are holding society back progression as a people is damned because they're fucking self righteous
>>688591000
why do you all dress like flight attendants
>>688595876
Yes. I have a temple recommend
>>688591000
Do you practice "soaking?"
Also, if you're right, does that mean other non-mormon Christians are going to hell or nah?
>>688595895
Dr. House is not a joke. Neither is god
>>688591000
Is the play any good?
>>688591000
What branch/ward/stake? Did you ever lie declaring tithes so you could get your recommend?
What's Tom Cruse like in real life? Is he really like your king or something?
>>688595747
pffft prophet profit
you don't have the best Smith...Will Smith
Do you believe the anti nigger shit your church has endorsed?
>>688591000
Joseph Smith was a convicted con artist. It's a matter of public record. Doesn't that bother you?
>>688595986
I ment mormon churches. And we are actually really forgiving. You dont understand how hard it is to got to hell in the mormon religion. The only real way to go to hell is if god is truly presented to you and you reject him. We do not hate anyone. We respect every faith
>>688596027
What's your name so I can find where you live and tell your bishops he can be excommunicated for looking at women's tits and pussy. You Center fuck you. You sit here on a website probably the worst website or it least one of them and then you go to church you hypocrite you son of a bitch. You going to a place where people considered sacred that don't look at porn and you sit here draining your cock to other men's wives and then go worship your so-called God and his temple fuck you you're the worst kind of person if there is a hell you will go to it
>>688596258
I did before my mission. Top that faggots.
>>688596095
Ive never heard of "Soaking"
And no. When you pass away you have a chance to change. Like i said. It is very hard to go to hell
>>688591000
Ask a moron anything?
No thanks.
>>688596272
you're confusing the morons with the superior cult, Scientology
Do you understand how absurd the belief in a god is?
>>688596426
Jesus was tried and convicted as well.
Goes with the territory friendo.
>>688596174
Its very funny
>>688596027
Wow, being on /b/ and seeing lots of things you are not supposed to see... your recommend is in actual danger. Hope a priest doesn't mind...
>>688593464
>We do not hate gay people. We love every one no matter there faith or life style.
Bullshit. Your church spent 100 million bucks trying to put homos out of their jobs and homes with Prop. 8. You're full of shit
>>688596258
Well i am part of the LDS mormon church. It is the largest branch. And yes i did. Ill repent at some point
>>688591000
How do magnets work?
> checked
How do di-pole magnets work?
>>688591000
Got yourself a set of ugly wives yet?
>>688591000
I've been following this thread I would not want to ask you one goddamn fucking thing you were the most boring son of a bitch I've ever seen on /b/. Please grow a few brain cells realize how retarded the concept of God is especially within the Mormon religion
>>688596776
Where did you see that???
>>688596725
> priest
I've been a priest for 8 years (not OP). Being a priest above the age of 18 is nothing to be proud of.
>>688596592
that's when you put your dick in a girl, but don't move
it's what Joseph Smith did to break in his daughter
>>688596592
It's practically impossible. Denying a true testimony given through witness of the holy ghost is preeeeety hard.
>>688591000
Why did god change his mind about black people in 1978
And what is kolab
>>688596592
So even if I'm an atheist I can still be saved in case there is a God and it happens to be yours?
Soaking is when you put your dick in her pussy but don't move. This is technically not sex since there's no thrusting and Cumming involved. I've read somewhere that some clever Mormons practice it in order to not sin but still get some.
>>688596924
We do not practice Polygamy
>>688596690
Joe Smith became a zombie too?
How far back in your lineage can you find cousin fuckers?
>>688596855
You have have idea what a branch is.
>>688597062
is it in your bible?
>>688591000
Stop wasting your right life and read The CES letter.
>>688591000
Do you think people would have a better understanding of your religion if you just removed the second m from it?
>>688597001
Well. You become a priest when you turn 16 in the mormon church.
When you fuck your wife, do you cut a hole in any old sheet, or do you have to buy a special one?
>>688597140
Not yet. But joseph 2 the smithening is nigh.
>>688596690
Yeah, but Jesus was innocent. Smith was guilty.
>>688591000
Is you bible similar to the Christian one, or is it totally original?
>>688591000
Why?
Bruh, what do you think of Athiests? Are they good, bad, or in-between?
>>688597421
Says you.
>>688597051
Yes. Anyone can be saved
>>688596712
I'm sold
>>688597430
We use the King James Version of the Bible, and believe in the old testament. The primary difference is the exclusion of the Apocrypha (as it's trash), and the inclusion of the Book of Mormon and Doctrine and Covenants as books of holy writ.
>>688596971
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/28985504/ns/us_news-life/t/more-million-spent-prop/#.V1jYebsrKM8
Looks like the church's contribution was less, but they still jumped on the hate train. Explain that, if you love everyone.
>>688597254
We do not have our own bible. We have the book of mormon AND the bible. We believe in both.
>>688597565
We don't really care. That's the big difference, we want all people to be saved, but do not look down on anyone for differing belief patterns.
>>688597609
Even after they die?
I've heard my Christian friends telling me that I better let Jesus come inside me before I die, otherwise it's too late.
>>688591000
how does it feel to have pagan origins?
>>688597725
That should say old and new testament. Sorry.
Family is one of the most important things in the LDS church. In order to avoid breaking up families, underage people are not allowed to join if they have parents engaged in homosexual behavior, because it is likely to create a rift.
And if you are a member of the church engaging in gay sex, you are actively turning your back on its teachings, knowingly doing so, making you an apostate.
Gays are welcome in the church. Gay sex is not.
Murderers are welcome in the church, murder is not.
Etc.
>>688597430
Like i said. We do not have our own bible. We have the book of mormon and the bible
>>688597859
Yes they can, but it depends on the intent of your heart. If you are changing your ways for a true love of all that is good, you can be saved/exalted. If you are only doing it because you are scared of the consequences you're boned m80.
>>688597565
We treat every one equally even if we dont agree
Do u really get your own planet
>>688597593
Says the State of New York, and a jury of his peers, cockgobbler
I've been compared to Korihor several times. As such, I've asked all of my accusers for evidence, just like Korihor did. So how about it? Raise your arm to the square and use your priesthood authority to curse me? I'll be waiting to be stricken mute.
>>688597859
Yes. Once you die we have a thing called "Proxy Baptism" Where even after you die you can still be baptized
>>688598188
Because every jury and magistrate has been honest in all their dealings throughout history.
Gottit.
>>688597360
I converted, was baptised and ordained the same day, so I was actually 20 at the time. But I never got ordained as an elder like I should have the next year, because I took up smoking and drinking and stopped going to church.
And I guess it's been 10 years now, not 8, now that I think of it.
>>688598058
What if I'm trying to be a better person. Like, I actually give a shit about people's feelings and treat them well, but sometimes I have really bad days where I spend all day on /h/, fapping?
>>688597725
>The primary difference is the exclusion of the Apocrypha (as it's trash),
>inclusion of the Book of Mormon and Doctrine and Covenants as books of holy writ.
>Why, your Bronze Age bullshit is just bullshit! My Industrial Age bullshit is the only TRUE bullshit!
>>688598139
Well. They say if you get to the highest Kingdom of heaven.
>>688597831
>but do not look down on anyone for differing belief patterns.
More bullshit, see:
>>688597799
>>688591000
You, Jdubs and scientologists are cults.
>>688591000
Can I masturbate while reading your reply?
>>688596100
dr house is fictional caracter either is your god
>>688598563
Aww man, heaven has levels?
How does one move up?
I would literally slit your fucking throat if I knew who you were. I guarantee you you judge people on a daily basis and you are the fucking worst of the mall fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>688598493
Yeah we all have bad days m80.
>>688598513
Have you ever read the apocrypha?
>>688595986
I think you have mormons confuse with jehovah witnesses
>>688598031
More bullshit. If you were only policing your members, that would be fine, but with Prop 8 you tried to reach out and hurt ALL California faggots. That's not hating the sin and loving the sinner, that's just plain old hate.
>>688598808
Well There is 3. The telestial, The terestial and celestial. you are judged by god and he places you
good mornign elder anon,I need a job take me to the states plz, im a latin mormon,
>>688599032
Go away butthurt homo. Let the mormons talk.
>>688598902
I'm just wondering if God is cool and understanding with the fact that we experience bad days?
Want a shot of Tequila?
>>688598471
Nice try, comparing a Jew kangaroo court with a United States jury trial. That's a false equivalency.
>>688598852
Peace brudduh
I see all these athiest immigrants whose rent you pay. Im white, will you pay my rent?
>>688599169
I am not an elder. But i am happy to help you
>>688598956
You mean it has idiotic bullshit in it, like golden tablets from middle eastern jews that sailed to america?
>>688599499
Im not the one to ask but im sure you could get help if you need assistance
>>688591000
How come Mormons don't drink coffee?
>>688599284
Yeah man, he's a chill dude. You have to want to be better though, if you are just not wanking it so you can save up for big loads, you're not doing it right.
>>688599241
No. And no homo, just anti-voodoo
>>688599658
We can drink coffee. Its just that we are not allowed to have any addictive substances. But if you are not addicted to coffee then you can have it
If you went up to your mother in the middle of your church, and suddenly said you were something other than mormon... I duno, say.. Hinddue, how would they react?
>>688596660
Hey satan what's that 0 for
>>688599878
Uhm. Well. Im sure that the missionaries would talk to you . And the bishop
>>688599658
That's the word of wisdom, which really isn't a set of rules against coffee but it's a template to avoid addiction.
Coffee has caffeine and we can get addicted to caffiene. So it goes with smoking and drugs a.d other things. The
Word of wisdom is just that. Wisdom in avoiding getting addicted
>>688599858
I've tooted coke, never got addicted. Does that mean coke's ok?
>>688600224
Thank you for the help
>>688599499
Go to your local Mormon church building and ask to speak to a bishop. They will most likely help you
>>688600350
No. Youre not supposed to have any drugs
being a mormon, can you hang around people who are doing non-mormon things, or must you leave when said things occure?
>>688600350
No bc of the damage that the drugs do to your body
>>688600465
Do I have to believe in your bullshit? Because I'm willing to, for free rent.
What would you do about a friend if you foundon't out he was gay?
>>688600606
We can be friends with anyone we want. And we can do anything we want. God gave us the agency to do that. But we have to face the consequences and repent
not just drugs
>>688600742
Well. If you actually need the financial help
>>688599858
So...just to let you all know this is wrong. Addiction is the reasoning of the word of wisdom but coffee is still a no. It's just like saying a Mormon could drink alcohol on occasion as long as he or she weren't a drunk.
>>688600606
Depends on what you refer to as nonmormon. I am the designated driver for all my friends since they drink.
I've been around my friends when they've gotten high.
I avoid participating
>>688600763
Nothing. We respect every one. It just seems like we dont do that because a lot of members are assholes
>>688600781
>God gave us the agency to do that
It amuses me that grown-ups believe in this sort of thing. Your religion couldn't be any funnier, unless you wore a special hat or something.
>>688600893
Yea. this is right. Sorry i messed up
I imagen this is essetialy how your life goes.
>>688600742
That depends on the bishop. They might ask you to attend church and meet with missionaries but it's more important for us to help others
>>688600763
My old roommate from byu just recently came out as gay, I could care less. Doesn't stop him from being a close friend
>>688601164
He could probably drive a donkey but a car I figure he couldnt
>>688599032
>>688598031
>>688597799
Why all the homo hate? Is it because they don't breed celestial children to populate their death planets?
>>688593983
this is exactly the same as saying people do thing on every day of the week. I dont see how we ruin the day by killing you and stabbing you dead.
Just ignore the negatives, and everything becomes questionable!
You sound like a sociopath.
YO, mormon dude, would you tap that?
>>688600893
Yeah it's about avoiding addicted substances. I just enjoy coffee so I drink it anyways
>>688601548
Not into beastiality
>>688601321
You better care, because you could be excommunicated for associating with a homo.
worst country in the whole world Idaho
>>688601743
This is not true.
But would you TAP THIS?
>>688601777
>check'd
>>688601777
Hell yeah it is, I lived in Idaho Falls for 5years
>>688601916
Depends on what terrible things she'd let me do to her
>>688593281
your priesthood are all a bunch of phonies pretending to be important. Putting lies in the mouth of God is not the way to go.
>>688591000
How do you feel about Jenna Kim Jones?
she is into bondage and would love you to do just about fucking anything to her.
>>688601916
I would if I swam in a pack of orcas
>>688601743
No that does not happen. Haha
There are several gay people attending byu schools.
Not gonna get excommunicated for having a gay friend.
Shit my best friend doesn't believe in god, still a brother to me
she is also a single mother with 6 kids that are a mix of bi , gay , and transgender
>>688601855
More bullshit. You faggots really need to learn about your church
http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=2051422
http://cesletter.com/Letter-to-a-CES-Director.pdf
why is he wrong? prove it
mormon, continuing with the whole tap thing, would you tap this lovely young lady?
>>688602431
These two in the article started butt fuckin each other. ThatS why they were excommunicated
>>688602694
Haha
Seriously guys, screw you, I'm going home
>>688596426
also this.
>>688602949
Op here. Yea. Rip thread. Bye
So, since Joseph Smith was a pedo, does that mean being pedo is OK, or only if you're a "prophet" :D
so I finaly got him/her to run away with the cartman image. LOL
>>688603089
I'm still gonna stay around, I enjoy these threads
>>688592800
Loved that movie
>>688603242
There are multiple mormons responding in this thread
>>688602838
So you can be a mormon faggot, you just can't ever find someone to love, you must live alone all your life.
Christ, you people are ridiculous. At least those faggots were fucking adults and not 14-year-olds like Pedo J. Smith
>>688603242
the best counterargument there is
>>688597430
the apocrypha is trash but contains real history. see, Mormons don't care about real history.
>>688603473
there were
>>688603089
I hope you learn to reason someday. It's quite pleasant when you emerge from the Darkness of Superstition unto the light of Reason.
>>688603527
I get what you're saying.
And it was their choice to go against church doctrine and fall balls deep into each other's anus.
Honestly I'm all about to each their own. They want to suck cock and play hide the salami, that's their choice
>>688603772
tell that to Sartre
>>688603769
Probably true
>>688598956
exactly. they insult what they know not. real history was written in it. that matters.
>>688603921
>Honestly I'm all about to each their own
No you're not. You're a religious fascist, like the Islamo-Fascists, that want to force everyone to comply with your bullshit. At least be honest.
>>688603921
repent? where is the repent, the pardon?
>>688604200
Hey, all our mormon bullshit is real history too!
>>688599609
amateur.
There are generally 2 types of mormons, the judgemental type who grow up in a large Mormon population and 2nd or 3rd generation assholes.
Then there are those who are converts or mormons from non heavily populated areas. These are generally the nicer mormons in my opinion
>>688604233
2 words...western democracy
Oh hay
Lol I work for geek squad and my uniform looks just like OP's picture. I've been joking to my friends that I've adopted Mormonism
>>688604501
two words: Proposition Eight
You want to force non-members of your church to adhere to your church doctrine. You're no better than the Taliban.
>>688604233
So If I don't personally agree with homosexuality but don't care if other people gay bang each other, I'm a religious fascist?
I like you rationale
>>688603129
yeah, that makes them like the fucking mudslimes in Arabia.
>>688604781
No, if you try to buy laws outlawing homosexuality you're a fascist.
>>688604778
I did not agree with prop8
No one's business who they fuck. Also I don't live in california, but when it was going down, I did not agree with it and spoke out against prop8
>>688604550
Sweet organ
>>688604940
See this>>688604970
I did not agree with prop8. But also if you look at the statistics in money and support. Prop8 was more catholics than momos
>>688604970
Your church supported the proposition.
You are a member of the "priesthood"
So stop being a hypocrite.
>>688591000
After you die can you pick your planet from a bunch of different ones, or is one just assigned to you. And followup question: as God are you allowed to fuck all the girls on that planet, or can you erase their memories or stop time and do whatever you like. Also, is the promise of getting to fuck a lot of girls after you die part of the addictive qualities of Mormonism, because it sure works like fucking magic for the Muslims.
I'd like a serious answer, please. Thanks!
>>688604940
No he's not. How is homosexuality "natural," or "normal?" Homosexuality is a representation of moral degradation in the West. It's the beginning of the end
>>688605187
Hahaha, it's no being a hypocrite. I don't have to agree with my church on prop8
And lots of mormons didn't agree with it either
>>688604778
I had no idea that the Mormons somehow superseded the government and enforced their doctrine on others. I had only thought that the exercised their rights as American citizens.
>>688591000
Can you please talk about how weird and specific the missionary rules are.
For example, I know that if one missionary is driving a car, then the other one has to be outside the car guiding them whenever they're backing out.
>>688604940
>>688605253
Also, the true fascists are the liberals pushing the gay agenda. They ostracize and humiliate people for having anti-gay opinions. Thought policing is fascism.
>>688605116
The Mormon Church officially supported the prop. All you faggots are members of the clergy of your church, so you are all full of shit.
Sam goddamit
How can I convince a mormon girl to no longer be mormon?
>>688605240
Really what people use to confuse what you said, is that we believe we inherit what God has.
Never heard anything about banging a whole bunch of wome
Magic underwear with timestamp
>>688604778
so...'murica is no better than the taliban??? is that your saying anon?
Why are so many of you, mostly the women, so phony and fake happy?
>>688605253
It's not about faggotry, it's about forcing the general public to adhere to your religious doctrines. You know, like Al queada.
>>688605450
You don't have to believe me. I didn't support prop8 and still dont
>>688591000
Serious question: how do Mormons justify not following Revelations 22:18? Isn't the Book of Mormon an "illegal" addition to the Bible?
>>688591000
how many wives do you have...
>>688605537
Enroll her in Logic 101 at your nearest junior college
>>688605683
You do realize catholics and other Christians churches support and pushed for prop8. Also the people of california, the citizens voted in favor of prop 8 in a popular vote
>>688605683
I'm not religious in the slightest. I see homosexuality as degeneracy and an attempt to slight one's moral duty to one's species.
>>688605776
Can't remember the reference in the bible but talked about the stick of Judah and another stick.
I wish I was more knowledgeable but alas I have failed you
>>688605693
You don't see the hypocrisy inherent in being a "priest" of an organization that does horrible shit you don't agree with?
>>688605776
That pertains to the book of revelation itself. If you look at many projected timelines many historians say John wrote revelation before many of his other writings.
>>688605832
One
>>688605253
[youtube com watch?v=oYdcvRe7ox8]
>>688605537
First off is she rebellious. Does she do somethings that are "bad"
>>688606217
First, your link doesn't work. Second, I can't watch videos where I'm at. What is?
>>688606158
Hmm, interesting. I'll be thinking about that. Thanks.
>>688606051
That's quite alright.
>>688596690
> Goes with the territory friendo.
Yeah, being a giant fraud isn't easy. Do a good job though, and stupid people might remember you forever.
>>688606088
See right here you confuse priest from other churches with a priest from a Mormon church.
I do understand what you're saying but a lot of stuff fell under prop8 which is why many religions and churches supported it
>>688606610
>>688605537
shove your dick inside her and pray.
she will say no more.
you: no more what?
her: no more pray
you:ok, dont pray anymore, your not a mormon anymore, just fucking cunt.
>>688606714
So, because the definition of "priest" is different, you have no responsibility at all for your organization. You know, the one you spent two years trying to get people to believe in.
Got it. You're blameless.
>>688606852
A lot of churchy girls just want you to be interested in them. But you'll have to invest some time.
Most want to get down and dirty bc their parents have been so strick with them
>>688605693
so you are against the mormon dogma. You heretic faggot
What do Mormons think of Jehovah's Witnesses?
>>688591000
Why did you kill a bunch of us from Arkansas?
>>688607049
1st I didn't go on a mission.
2nd man is fallible. We can all make mistakes.
Also if you do some research into the LGTB news in Utah itself. The Mormon church has done a lot to work for the rights of those people in regards to work and housing.
>>688606714
So it's OK for religious organizations to try and alter civil law to comply to their doctrines? Like the towelhead countries legalizing genital mutilation?
Christ, how do you people live with yourselves?
>>688607284
Honestly, hahaha, they're beliefs are crazier than ours
>>688607321
Probably bc yall were trying to kill us and chase us out of our homes.
>>688607375
>regards to work and housing.
Oh, they just want to put them out of their homes and jobs in California, not Utah? Well, that makes sense
>>688606403
you are an homo. deal with it.
>>688607590
>chase us out of our homes.
you mean like you're trying to drive California faggots from their homes? Why, that's terrible!
>>688606714
dont socialize shit on me. You are full of cum anon.
>>688593464
Wasn't Hitler posthumously baptized into the Mormon faith? Seriously.
>>688607440
No I dont, I believe in separation of church and state. Unfortunately that doesn't always happen
Now, with that regard, the populous of california got to vote on prop 8. The citizens chose to support it, of course it was overturned as we knew it would.
We seem to be at an impasse and not making any head way
But believe me I prefer separation of church and state
>>688607698
Didn't say it made sense but I will say a lot has changed since prop8 and the old a
Phrase "love one another" seems to have softened things
>>688591000
Thanks for doing this. I found it quite informative. I'm sorry that people have been mostly mean to you, though.
>>688608220
>But believe me I prefer separation of church and state
Bullshit. If you did, you would have resigned from an organization that tried to violate that doctrine, if you were a man of principle.
You're a hypocrite. Face it.
>>688608032
Hahaha .you sides
>>688608469
It's cool, it's like working in retail
>>688608566
As I said we aren't making any head way so God speed anon
>>688608427
>tried to hurt people
>supreme court says you can't
>now you "love one another"
More religious bullshit. Honestly, I prefer the Taliban. They are honest. They say they hate you, and hold the knife in front. You hypocrites say you love them, and hold the knife behind your backs.
>>688608938
See ya, hypocrite
>>688591000
Do you know what soaking is?
>>688608971
Well Afghanistan is still a viable option for you then. It's lovely this time for year I hear
>>688596537
Where did you do it?
>>688609133
This was already asked
>>688609133
Honestly most younger mormons will fuck girls in the ass as to avoid actually "having" sex and losing their virginity
>>688597062
You do if you have a wife sealed to you, then she dies, then you have another one sealed.
>>688609147
Fuck you. I believe in the US Constitution. You're the one that wants a theocracy. You leave.
