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Faces of /b/
>>688579360
Is that actually you in the pic though OP? Because I remember seeing this same pic in a thread from a bit ago.
>>688579360
k
>>688580989
Could you take a pic of you touching your ear just for proof?
>>688579360
Learn to rotate!
>>688581033
>>688581082
Farmboys
Rate me please
>>688581128
Same place different shirt
>>688581250
U too
>>688581082
samberg/10
Holy fuck, do people actually post real pics?
>exposure needs
>>688581171
My phone doesn't do that for some reason
>>688581437
I mean, that's nice and all but it doesn't prove anything from where I'm sitting. If you're impersonating this dude, you could just have easily pulled this pic off his social media too. That's why I requested a pic touching your ear, cuz that would be actual proof
>>688581386
Neck beard/10
>>688581437
Ear?
>>688581917
Get rid of the piercing and you look better
>>688579360
Bamps
>>688581437
not ugly, but latino/10
pls r8 me various /b/rethren
>>688582177
Am Irish
>>688581895
time stamp
>>688582207
If I give you a good rating will you promise not to shoot me up at school tomorrow
Rate
>>688580912
>>688581128
>>688581675
>>688581721
>>688581895
>>688582299
whos this creepy dude harassing this kid? holy fuck
>>688582396
I'm too lazy to carry my books to school, let alone a gun. So yea
>>688582276
ohreally. mr. potato then
>>688582716
Here in my garage/10
>>688581250
You should be a trap
>>688582555
Nice trips. Just wanted to see if OP was a troll or not, chill out
>>688582789
Holy shit i guess i kinda look like that faggot
>>688579360
>>688582858
who cares if he is? oh wait, pedo faggots. dont forget to ask for his fb
>>688582970
Rate
>>688583376
Greasy
>>688583471
U know it fag
>>688581437
you look kinda high
>>688583314
6, depressed
>>688582139
is your name jacob per chance
>also heres me
>>688583750
Lol, not depressed
>>688579360
You think you can slam a literal piece of shit car into me and I'll be scared? You think I won't sue the absolute fuck out of you given cause?
Try that when I'm in my truck, I dare you. You'll be needing a new windshield.
You basically had one chance to do that shit, and good job, you did it. Nothing at all fucking happened.
Gz, hope that bitch enjoys paying out the ass and getting arrested.
>>688584005
No it is not
sup /b/uddies
>>688582276
At least you have an accent then
>>688584169
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
>>688584274
Kinda but but live in the us now
>>688582207
I'm not sure probably average tho
>>688584189
i like ur hair and beard
>>688584437
it'd be really interesting if you were born in ireland because I thought you;d mentioned in yesterday's thread being snipped. maybe that was a different poster though
R8
>>688584873
6ish
Oh baby
>>688584807
Went from New York to New Jersey to Ireland to new york
>>688584005
A different picture
r8 me b
>>688585060
hahaha
>>688584873
Underage b&
>>688585157
>sunburn/10
>>688585184
Rapist/10
>>688585082
oh, that makes sense. i also don't remember if you answered about being happy for it, or regarding a thin brown line.
Andrew here!
>>688585082
Like a true Irishman lol. >>688585184
see you in 6 months
>>688585384
Uhoh
>>688585310
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat , but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>688585378
Why the fuck do people want to know about my dick so much
>>688585630
8/10 and the guy in the sunglasses 6/10
>>688585509
Uhthankyou (?
S'up /b/astards
R8 xx
>>688582555
You're both retarded considering you need to be 18 to use this site and 18 is not a 'kid'.
And yes this is actually me
Silly faggot
I've worked really hard to get into shape pls no mean
>>688585593
didn't mean to make you upset. was just wondering about those specific things if it isn't too touchy a subject for ya.
>>688585810
99% sure that's not you
>>688585873
Sure it is....
>>688585810
8
>>688583048
>pedo faggots
>18+ website
pretty photogenic pic of me.
>>688585873
I believe that is actually you
>>688585876
do you think we're fucking stupid
>>688581895
You realize someone can now use your photos to fuck with people on dating sites? Never send stuff that is so strange to do that it can be used as proof.
>>688585927
9/10
>>688586206
That's ridiculous. Someone asking for proof on a dating website is just as likely to ask for a timestamp, or a pic touching nose, or a shoe on head, or any number of a hundred esoteric pic poses for proof of identity.
>>688581250
This is now a sega netlink thread
>>688586206
I don't give a shit, fuck as many people over with my shit as you can
>>688586299
Why you use screenshot if really you 8/10 personality could bump it up
Why are the OP's for these threads always underage ?
>>688586095
not sure what that means?
>>688584437
Or had you already answered those same questions yesterday?
>>688585999
Kys
>>688586299
I don't want to be rude, but are you fat? Those are the "camera angles to hide fat arms". I know them well because I am fat
>>688586428
>>688586543
Insecurities, people on 4chan should know more that anyone
It's wierd how i think all of you are psychopathic rapists and then i look at these photos and think you could be very nice guys to hang out
>>688586588
i'd request a dick pic but am fearful you are not 18 yet
>>688586626
lol no, i'm 5'8 and weigh 135 lbs
>when you have fat cheeks because of your mum cri evrytiem
>>688586588
would fuck if drunk/10
>>688585082
probable alcoholic/10
>>688586491
i email pictures from my phone to save on my computer or i send them in skype and screenshot them. I just screenshot everything rather than downloading it. just a habit
>>688587009
would fuck again and again/10
>>688586908
Like I said earlier 8/10
>>688584538
cool. glad you like them. i do too.
>>688585249
fair enough.
>>688587148
thank you! I appreciate it :)
>>688583453
10/10
>>688585593
y not just be flattered
Waaaaay old, but yenno.
>>688587208
At least you are using a new pic
>>688587463
It's okay to be over 30. How old are you? 35? That's not really that old
>>688581033
you look like matt daming
>>688586567
thats fuckin vic fuentes you idiot
>>688585082
Were your parents born on the emerald isle?
>>688587081
moar?
>>688587463
Black hair and blue eyes is the true master race
>>688587661
Sure bud.
>>688587466
you mean as opposed to this one?
>>688587403
I really like lasers
>>688586028
pls respond
>>688587746
my name is pablo
>>688587279
No problem the fact that you are on 4 chan says a lot though
R8 Me
>>688587746
you think i don't know my own name? i know my name fool
>>688587463
I just jacked it on Omegle using a ip hider and it was fucking amazing. My balls hurt.
>>688587809
Dad was born in Ireland mom was born in Long Island but my moms parents moved from Ireland a couple years before they had her
>>688582790
What if she is?
>>688588111
TRIPS AND DUBS GET
>>688588053
the laser is more attractive than you
>>688588034
Yep
Newer picture when I had blonde hair.
Personally darks better on me. ^^
>>688588171
haha why is that? lol
>>688585810
Not you or you're hiding a dick beneath those panties.
>>688588267
Viper ? Is that really you ?
>>688588536
It might be? What's Viper from?
>>688581245
Not sure how this photo didn't get swarm with replies.
>>688586567
Vic Fuentes? Haha
>>688586028
I feel like something creepy is about to happen in that cave.
>>688585777
Watsky?
>>688585630
Sweet Game of Thrones Banner
r8
>>688588315
That makes sense. But you'd really rather not answer the other questions above? They aren't asked in bad faith.
>>688588665
sosad
>>688579360
under-age and fagged
you look like my little bother, he has aspergers.
>>688588536
Oh I get it. HA HA
>>688587009
hey danisnotonfire
>>688588460
Any decent looking female should at least post timestamps. Till then you're a fat neckbeard or a trap.
>>688579360
>tfw posting from beach house in East Hampton
>tfw your dad works at Goldman
>tfw you're whole closet is Vineyard Vines
>tfw blonde
>tfw English/Irish ancestry
>tfw committed to an Ivy League school for lacrosse
Feels good being a rich white male
>>688588500
You know the evils that reside within
>>688588716
posing
>>688579360
Hey, isn't that "some faggot" from the first hunger games thread?
>>688588247
wow what an actual idiot if you think people are going to believe you
>>688588646
>>688588665
my name is pablo !!!
>>688585060
>>688581033
>these fucking middle schoolers again
rate me /b/
>>688588454
haha. it if makes you feel better, i took some new pictures specifically to resolve your previous complaints..
>>688588430
Meh I have my moments
>>688588908
That was me
>>688581437
huge catholic family/10, filthy bastards
>>688588821
As said, older pictures. I have short purple hair now and not really a fan of it so, and too lazy to time stamp.
>>688588997
It's also hard to compete with such a sexy laser
>>688588960
fetal alcohol syndrome/10
>>688588975
I hadn't complained myself, but I'm glad you addressed other people's complaints. That first pic was mighty stale
>>688585384
Andrew, I have to say I'm saddened that you almost have my same name and it looks like you masturbate with your mom's panties around your cock.
>>688588937
Haha, when are you going to be Prince again?
>>688588729
Is it that obvious? :D
>>688588997
Well to be fair, that is a pretty attractive laser.
>>688588900
Oh wow/10
>>688588732
I bet you fuck your brother cause that's the only way you can get off
>>688581437
would be attractive if not for those disgusting eyebrows. you look like a persian merchant.
>>688588960
Is this photoshop?
>>688588797
my name is becky thanks
>>688588854
my innocence
>GONE
>>688589343
Yea they're pretty shit
>>688585630
>edgy/bannana eating try-hard
seriously dude, what image are you trying to front. Hitler wasn't had some good ideas and his followers have high potassium?
soop
>>688589177
oh ok, i figured there was just one person who felt so jaded by it to notice or care.
lemme check those dubs and your last ones as well.
The scar is from when a dog bit my face. I can understand the sentiment
rate me /b/
>>688588913
here is pr00f
>>688589690
Go back to middle school
>>688589801
dat overpowering brow.
>>688589801
Strong Afrikan genes/10
>>688589985
I'm 21, I guess I just have a baby face?
>>688586028
>OI LOOK OVA DER, CAVES LAIK DES A USED FO COVA FROM RAIN AND DA FEDERAL POLICE. I BRANG 8 YEAR OLD HEER
I am not a rooooobot
>>688590108
You look a little sad. Are you okay?
would you fuck my 14 year old pussy /b/?
>>688590178
Rachael?
>>688579360
why you so sad OP
>>688589394
I can't stay away it is slowly leaking into my every day life
>>688590258
Probably
>>688590258
Isn't that a little elderly for a dog? Shouldn't you be relaxing in the sun?
>>688588665
>keked
damn bro, Id be sad too if my forehead had more wrinkles than my balls
>>688584189
why do you look like my old teacher...
Roast me
>>688590368
notyou
>>688590258
If you were not a sweaty man child trying to bait me yes most likely.
>>688588960
it must have been so exiting for you when your parent's picked you up from the pound
>>688590637
You look like you just got your wisdom teeth out, why are your cheeks so puffy
>>688589599
>are you my dad?
>>688579360
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways.
Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>688590498
because we rolled the same skin at the character creator screen
is that good thing or a bad thing?
>>688579360
>>688579360
Shit, you must go to bed early as fuck.
R8 me
>>688591367
atleast you have blue eyes...
>>688579360
are you a sandnigger?
>>688589599
post dick?
>>688579360
Lol yeooooo
>>688591449
Yes :(
>>688590902
I like the beard.
>>688591433
Do you have a nigger cock?
>>688590258
I'd fuck the shit out of you. But that bitch on the right is scaring my penis
I know, I'm ugly
>>688591799
And.. Why am I even doing this
>>688587643
Hot/10
>>688591799
Just realized I forgot 2 shave
>>688591550
Not you, sorry. stop pretending to be this guy
>>688589690
What scar?
>>688589548
Yaay
>>688590258
That dog is pretty hawt.
>>688590413
haha, fuck you. (it's just me lifting my eyebrows.)
>>688588671
RATE
R8
>>688591519
Nah
>>688589599
Lord of the rings/ 10
>>688592332
Kek
>>688591550
damn so fucking hot, would worship
>>688588960
U must not even sniff come lines u could sniff it all out the bag at once
>>688592537
not you, but if I'm wrong, you should make a pic with a normal relaxed expression, this one is pretty bad
R8 me fam
>>688592507
Coke
>>688585870
>believing everyone on this site is 18
>thinking 18 isnt a kid
Gr8 b8
r8 and masturb8
>>688592507
>>688592874
>come lines
nah you were right the first time.
especially considering he could suck two dicks at once with his nose alone.
>>688592537
gorgeous 10/10
>>688590902
Hey guy, it must be a bitch to get bullied al lthe way from midle school up to college. But I really feel for you man. Those assholes at Geek-squad keep taking your bus money
>>688592537
canadian/10
>>688592711
6ish
I demand cum in the face of all these faggots.
R8 please!
I'm new to /b/ so hello everyone
Delicia
>>688593289
I'll take it
>>688593045
>how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real
get off /b/. Don't come on here if your work day ends with a school bell
>>688593477
go easy the newfag
>>688593502
Xiu viado
>>688593477
i would do horrible things to you while you sleep/10
>>688593630
100% at least 8 guys are younger (fair play on the gay jaden smith eyes i was tired aha) and im 19
>>688593383
Gorgeous/10
>>688592537
Why is your mirror so dirty anon?
>>688584345
Lmao
>>688593986
from popping zits
>>688583314
i rate
A B S O L U T E L Y H A R A M
didnt have time to get dolled up for you guys but here you go
