Waifu claiming thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun
Chara claimed
Claimed
Just got enough money on Overwatch to buy a legendary skin, I need to decided which one now
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
still here
Claimed
Sorry i didnt answer back at work, phone was being dumb. Heres the work greentext i told you about.
>Chilling at 1 in the morning
>Some dude comes in asking people for rides
>dude is drugged up like crazy
>Everyone tells him that hes a druggie and to go away
>Keeps following me around the store telling me to help him because people are after him
>i ask him who
>THEM MAN THE FUCKING PEOPLE WITH THE THROB
>have no clue what the fuck is going on
>His drugs kick in more and hes running in and out of the store trying to hide from whatever
>Comes back in and yells "YOU GOTTA DO IT MAN"
>He is drenched in sweat to the point where its dripping on the floor
>Tell him that i cant help and try to get him to go away
>He starts panicking more and yelling as he runs out
>Starts walking in front of random cars to have someone help him get away from the throb people
>All of them slow down a bit, realised hes tore up and floor it away as he screams these old angry man sounds
>Stops about 3 cars, then i see one not slowing down
>THUD. Drug guy gets hit and rolls a little bit
>He doesnt move for like 20 seconds, think drug guy is kill
>Finally jumps up like nothing happened and starts wailing in this wierd almost mating call sound
>I TOLD YOU, NOBODY LISTENED. ITS IN EVERYONES HEADS GAHHH
>Runs off and never see him again
What a night
>>688480906
Chara's my Austrian Cockslave
mine
>>688481087
Sorry about that bro
That was me
I would be in -8 and you would be in +1
Ika claim
>>688481013
huntress widowmaker
Chara where else do you hang out except here lol
>>688481142
I claim Syndra as my sex slave
>>688481262
cute
>>688481087
That sounds... crazy
>>688481102
no u
>>688481394
Depends. When I'm not sick I usually go meet up with friends
>>688481394
In my sex dungeon
Why do you ask?
You wanna join me and Chara?
>>688481087
what fuck Mugen
>>688481584
Lol Undertail is sux
>>688481391
That skin does look good, but I hardly ever play widow. I'm not at all good with her
Can anyone tell me which anime this voicesample is from? ;_;
https://m.soundcloud.com/wraz/wraz-netero
Akiko claimed
>>688481013
Hayseed junkrat is the only one worth it
Legendary skins are pretty underwhelming in general
>>688481087
wew lad, one of my mates once had something similar happen to him
A junkie came in the store and he was bleeding his guts out from a fucking stab wound. He wanted to buy band aids
I think I found my new favorite OST to fall asleep to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw
Miho claimed
>>688481591
Nahh im good. Take good care of chara tho
>>688481771
Boku no Pico
should i sleep? i dont know if i should sleep.
>>688481600
Y so ghey? Srs queshin
>>688481869
Stop lying
>>688481843
>falling asleep to doom ost
what and how?
>>688481584
It was pretty wierd, at least it was interesting i guess?
>>688481600
People around here are so wierd. Dont do drugs kids
>>688481820
Thats pretty crazy, i just keked at the guy the last half of it.
>>688481943
Never sleep
>>688481943
Please dont be like me. Sleep.
>>688481943
I didn't
>>688481820
I might, but I haven't really played Junkrat. He's not that fun. I might get a Hanzo skin, or Pharah as they look better.
fuck these circlejerking low-life faggots
>>688481999
>>688482008
trips override your pleas. looks like im staying awake.
>>688482036
so... i shouldnt either?
>>688482008
just kidding. as a birthday gift, i shall sleep for you.
>>688482095
who else do i talk to at 4 in the morning?
>>688482201
ill sleep at 4
>ika
>>688481943
Sleep is for the weak
>>688481999
At least the guy was harmless.
Stories from my aunt who works as a nurse at ER get pretty crazy.
She once saw a guy come in, totally drugged with a knife in his shoulder. When the doctor tried to help him he pulled the knife out of his shoulder and tried to stab the doctor with it
>>688482050
>He's not that fun
Finally someone agrees. Hanzo Okami is actually higher tier than most. It changes voice lines and abilities
completely forgot about thread.
>>688481843
>doom ost
>not falling alseep to Silent Hill OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OexK8zmU14g
>>688481983
It gets me pumped up to slaughter demons in my dreams.
You don't do that?
https://youtu.be/JNRCA1hbvQk?t=2m59s
what was that older horror movie where the guy cuts off his hand and it comes alive and kills people?
>>688481820
>Hayseed JR only one worth
>Imp Mercy
>Blackhardt
>Daredevil 76
>Safari Winston
>Bedouin Genji
>Yiff Lad Hanzo
>Bling Mexi Reaper
>Steambot
>Bumble Bee from Michael Bay's Transformers
>Tombstone Reference McDonald
>Smallpox Blanket Pharah
>Hayseed JR is the only one worth
Akiko, are you.... what the fuck?
>>688481999
nice trips
>>688482272
Your aunt has seen some shit i bet
Mei is Bei
>>688482293
>not falling asleep to cat in heat and neighbours fucking
You plebeian
>>688482272
Yeah I played him yesterday it wasn't great. I might get that then, I have been playing more Hanzo and building up my skill with him
Oh and let's not forget
>Tito from Rocket Power
>Panty Shot Widowmaker
>I WILL BREAK YOU Lesbian
There's a lot of pretty dope legendaries in that game so please do not lie to people.
>>688482272
well... its 4 in the morning....
>>688482201
You better, there are things happening
>>688482272
True, it could have been bad. Ill never understand why people do hard drugs like that.
>>688482377
They are better than my satan ones, oh wait they are just upside down...
>>688482510
>playing hanzo
Weeb
>>688482331
sounds like 90's B-movie shit. i really wanna see that too.
>>688482468
>neighbours fucking
>implying i don't fap to my neighbors fucking
>>688482599
wait, what is happening?
>>688482331
Evil dead
>>688482360
I'll agree with you on Safari, Blackhardt and Steambot but all the rest feels too underwhelming to be legendary status if you compare them to hayseed and okami, which change animations and abilities as well
>>688482391
She's told me tons of stories
Her job is basically cleaning up various cocktails of bodily fluids and making sure no one causes mayhem, which seems to happen more often than you think. People react weird when they stare in the face of death
>>688482401
Top tier claim
She's a-mei-zing
>>688482510
Hanzo is pretty crazy right now, but balanced
I do get annoyed at the scatter shot but I just gotta get good
>>688482596
Then you might as well skip it altogether
>>688482599
I was always too poor for the hard stuff, and the soft shit didn't give me the kick I was looking for. Good thing I am absolutely terrified of needles, I think that helped me avoid getting hooked
>>688482599
Well I wanted to learn to play as a sniper, and I can't play Widow. Now I play the weeb brothers
>>688482776
>implying my neighbour isnt having ghey buttsecks that >>688482575 totally wants to join in on
>>688480906
Sup waifus and weebs
>>688482201
>>688482268
4am? its 7am here
>>688482852
I get that you're not American so you can't really appreciate a good Tombstone reference but JESUS CHRIST.
>>688482776
its older for sure i saw it when i was a kid
>>688482852
thats 2 new i saw it forever ago like when i was a young kid
>>688482964
Heya Operator!
>>688482321
No, my sleep playlist is very, very different.
Mostly full with Phoenix wright and Metal gear ost
>>688482964
Sup Operator
>>688483028
2pm
>>688482964
>Oh no not this faggot
>pic is me getting buttraeped by charabitch
>>688483028
Are you going to sleep then?
>>688482852
my time has come... i must leave.
>>688482964
hello there and goodbye.
>>688482820
I dont think much, im just baiting you not to sleep friend.
>>688482852
Well damn. I just smoked a bunch of weed back in the day like most people. I had that so all the hard stuff never interested me.
>>688482896
Thats fair, i cant play any of those 3 so you are better off than me so far
>>688482964
yo
>>688481142
Hey, Syndra, are you still in the telegram?
Oh god my head why.
>>688483220
i must... goodbye.
>ika
>>688483045
>not evil dead
>copypastes your description in Google
Wow that was fucking hard, wasn't it?
>pic related
>>688483216
RIP Ika
>>688483220
Weed just gave me vertigo
I did it a few times and then lost interest
Other people seem to get a nice high from it though, so why not let them have it?
>Akiko
>>688482852
Yeah, but he's easier to beat when up close.
>>688483220
If you practise enough then you'll see how they work. It took me a few games
My space bar is breaking, yay
>>688483347
i mean my explanation was spot on then
>>688482964
gay buttsecks and overwatch. typical combination
>>688483072
I was kidding.
Don't get me wrong I still listen to music when I try to sleep, just not all the time.
Anyway, what are you doing?
>It's raining hard here.
>>688483303
Night
>>688483347
I liked weed too much, i pretty much became a functional stoner. Every day for about a year i just woke up, got high, did my stuff for the day, got high again and called it a day. It was fun but i realized i cant just be a degenerate forever.
>>688483422
i just dont ever enjoy sniping as gameplay, i dunno. I might spend some time anyway though, probly for the better that i do.
>>688483470
Always
>>688483254
I am.
>>688483536
Playing WoWs as usual, trying to get some more xp.
Weather here is nice and warm, but i have nothing planned for the rest of the day.
>>688483071
Sup chara character chara
>>688483072
Sup ?
>>688483094
>This edgy kid
>>688483216
Bye
>>688483220
Ju-ah Jin
Sup man?
>>688483261
Waking up sucks
>>688483470
Lewd, do you have Dorito dust on your face too?
>>688483746
I'm enjoying Hanzo more than I thought I would. He's more able to run around and get head shots. But I'm still switching up hero's so I don't get bored
>>688480906
I claim both faggot.
>>688483216
Soon maybe after this round of WOWS
>>688484147
no. i do have dorito dust on my face though
>>688484147
Doing fine, how about you operating Op Operator?
>>688484207
>no trips
Only Frisk for you
>>688484374
No fuck you, I want to fuck charas asshole while frisk sucks my balls.
And im going to bed now. Night everyone.
Undertale thread?
Undertale thread.
>>688484147
Head hurts, slept during the night again, and I don't think I ever got food yesterday so my stomach feels terrible.
How are you Operator? Last night of work, no?
>>688484147
Just got off work so im chilling in the thread. How goes it?
>>688484151
I just cant aim to save my life, any time i dragon ult i only sometimes get 1
>>688484519
Night
>>688484519
goodnight.
>>688484462
trips and i get both Chara and Frisk
>>688484300
Do you want to clank xj9
>>688484374
I'm at work for another hour and a half. My alarm didnt work so I over slept
Work and was late. No one cares but I'm out like 30 bucks because of it.
>>688484596
They haven't told me if I'm coming in tomorrow we will see. I had a chicken fried steak and slept all day yesterday. I was late and now I'm nearly done with today.
Sorry about you head you should eat something and more importantly drink water
>>688484631
It's alright man. Do you own one of those typhoon swell reproductions?
I'll be leaving now
>>688484805
Depends, do i do the clanking?
>>688484805
I probably should. I really wanna know what the fuck is going on with my sleep the last few days though. It's been so out of it that it's probably gunna fuck me up real good tonight.
>>688484707
You wish
>>688484805
Sounds awful but I'm sure you'll manage
>>688484805
I wish i did man, i might get one soon. Im already spending a bunch of money on n64 stuff, i might as well.
>>688484922
Later
>>688484925
Can i film?
My Waifu is on the right
>>688485342
you aren't already filming?
>>688485329
shit. dubs and i get your knife
>>688485607
I wouldn't even need a knife to dismantle you
dubs and I get every screw of your body
Hello everyone!
>>688481087
That sounds very bizarre, yet entertaining
>>688482331
That sounds so cheesy, but the good kind of cheese
>>688482964
Smooth...
I'll just be taking that
>>688485824
it spooked me as a kid. that and 8 legged freaks
>>688486176
oh, hi Sera, haven't seen you around lately
>>688485607
I got it going right now, lets make some money people!
>>688485824
Pretty much, after he stopped following me around i pretty much just laughed at the guy the rest of the adventure.
>>688486204
Look whos sneaking into the thread
I heard you were talking shit about evil dead
gooooo
>>688485824
sup' top gun?
>>688485758
dubs and i get a hug
alive lads
>>688486439
dubs and I get your batteries
>>688486443
Best idol or Brit?
>>688486631
Good way to remember with file names-
(B)racket = (B)rit
amerifag uses dashes
>>688486559
dubs and i get your shirt
>>688486295
well hurry up than! get filming
Late claim incoming!
>>688486626
How are you?
>>688486776
dubs and I get your chasis!
>>688486831
Heya Rory!
>>688486776
Alright, looks like we are all set. You even made us a title for it already. We are gonna make tree fiddy of this tape.
>>688486831
Yoooooo
>>688486897
Dubs and i get your shoes
One true waifu.
>>688486897
dubs and i get a kiss
>>688487072
>you even made a title for it already
Oh gawd, you don't mean I'm actually?
>>688487072
Dubs and I get your hair
>>688487153
dubs and I get (your) head
>>688487141
>Mute flash tier cg model
>waifu
>>688487199
well, where are my prices?
>Chara
>>688486195
Your past spooks were valid, I remember the one I feared way back was national lampoons class reunion, because of killer and their look; if spiders don't scare ye anymore, visit 'straya
>>688486295
Would've talked for days about it you'd tell me to shutup. I bet you have several stories. I have one with picture about a car upside down my street.
>>688486439
'Sup girl with the strength of a million and seventy men. Last part is crucial
>>688486831
Late claim acknowledged
Hiya Rory
>>688486195
Does this remind you of it?
>>688487364
>Now that's what I call cleavage
kek, I like that guy
>>688487199
well then, come and take it!
>>688487252
>last part is crucial
what?
I think I'm going to watch the K-On movie again today
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>688487252
>>688487072
>>688486897
What up lads
>>688487153
This is how you make the big bucks. Im sure you will be fine
>>688487199
NO I NEED THAT HAIR. Welp, i guess im living the bald life now
>>688487252
I do have some more work stories, but they are all short ones from walmart. That is one of the wierdest things to happen to me. Thats a keeper alright. Post it if you got it
*yawn*
*stretch*
ohayo
>>688487588
fuck now Karen's here
Too many charas, I would go with Papyrus
>>688487588
>
>>688487498
If that's all it takes... lemme get my knife... Soon I'll have a transportable talking partner and blowjob machine
>>688487553
I'm planning on giving Jenny your hair. Mwahaha, off with it!
>>688487526
Nothing's up~
>>688487588
Ohayo motherfucker
>>688487652
what a coincidence, I have a Papyrus Head right here
>>688487364
Dat pun. OK definitely eating this cheese tonight
>>688487498
The song it says a million and seventy men. They say it like seventy men is significant to her strength or maybe to compensate for something, which is fitting for teenagers to a degree. Oh don't mind me, I'm being the dumb
>>688487553
I'll have to find it, it's on ipod and have vid of them flipping it. Give me a min
>>688487223
>Top kek
>>688486704
Righteo, in that case morning Brit.
>>688487627
how it do moogs
watched the movie yet?
>>688487675
morning chef bro
finished your shift?
>>688487717
Hey, what did you think of the warcraft movie? Never got to ask you
>>688487588
get out, get out before you get involved in this porno
>>688487553
Chara, get rid of my head before someone eye fucks it. NOW!
>>688487728
clever little cunt, I'd never have thought of that.
>>688487588
Did you just wake up?
>>688487717
Get off my husbando, RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>688480906
I don't watch watch Anime at all, but someone got me watching Clannad recently. So Nagisa Furukawa is my Waifu.
>>688487922
Nope
I think I'm about to though
>>688488011
y-yes...
>>688487588
さよなら, ブタ
トリツです。
>watching chuunibyou demo blah blah
>realizations
>regrets
>fml
Fucking nips.
>>688487922
Just playing MWO, itscoming up on 10:30 pm.
>>688487526
Well im now bald thanks to chara so thats a thing now
>>688487588
ohayo nerd
>>688487717
>Giving jennys talking head my hair
Has science gone too far? This cant be good for anyone.
>>688487728
Oh wild. I havent seen anyone do a flip since i was a kid
>>688487941
Its not me doing it! and i need wig money to cover my bald shame!
>>688488077
You lazy bastard.
>>688487728
It's from the recent tv series, perfect fit to the old movies produced by Sam Raimi and even got the lead actor to return. The monster designs/effects are amazing too, better than most movies despite being a tv series.
>>688487922
I enjoyed it.
Remember the portal when Medivh made it go to Stormwind?
There was an alliance soldier who got bitchslapped by an orc. He fell to the ground, and rolled once... twice... thrice... four times... five times and then stopped.
That was my hero
>>688487941
Geez, calm down, I'm on it already
>sound of metal breaking
>>688488017
make me
>>688488158
It is good... for me
>>688488187
in my defense, it's ramadan so it's technically beneficial to do this.
wake up later = less starving more sleeping
>>688482331
Idle Hands, pretty sure.
>>688487941
nice...
nice?
>>688488060
do it faggot
you were done with exams, right?
upgrade your computer and play overwatch
steal money from your neighbours.
>>688488121
oink oink
>>688488132
ehm and what time is it again?
>>688488158
morning my dude, how's it hanging?
Back from a trip with Master, exhausted :_:
>>688488270
>>688488402
Are you pumped for the rest of the movies? I fucking am.
So happy they named it "The Beginning"
>Karen
Can confirm, food is a huge help to both headache and unseemly tiredness.
>>688488402
>upgrade your computer
HOW NIGGA
I'm such a dumbass when it comes to that stuff
>inb4 "no shit you stepped on your laptop"
>>688488529
>food is good for you
sugoi ne, senpai
>>688488559
You take the old components out and put the new ones in.
>>688488559
buy a new one
if you had a desktop you could swap out parts
but laptops aren't upgradeable easily, I don't think.
You can like change the screen a few other stuff but the cards and other shit are expensive to change I think.
>>688488158
that doesn't make it any better.
>>688488270
don't even think about it chara.
>>688488402
>nice
>>688488462
hell yeah I am. I want it to go at least to warcraft 3 since I know the lore of warcraft 3 at least better than the other ones
>>688488752
what? How else am I supposed to get your head off your body?
>sits on Jenny and points the knife to the metal neck
I'll make it quick of course
>>688480906
wow you guys are fucking losers
>>688488027
ehm
hello!
how are you doing today?
>>688488644
Well I understand that
Is that basically all there is to it
>>688488270
What are you even gonna do with that thing? Im kinda scared
Not bad, greentexted a story from earlier at work, some people keked with me, now im just chillin
>>688488752
Do you want your cut of the tree fiddy or not?
>>688488158
It's on a harddrive somewhere in the house, I'd search for it, but it's now a good time to run so I'll be doing that. I'll post it when I return in 5 hrs. Sorry mate
Still sticking around for a few
>>688488958
Oh shit guise, he's right, let's just drop everything.
Tell me, what keeps bringing you back? At this rate just join for the sake of being accepted somewhere
>>688489025
Woops, second line was for karen, rip
>mugen
>>688488986
Essentially, yeah.
>>688488890
Hay. I thought we said no stabby when Im in the thread.
>>688489025
I know that feel with stupid people at work. So many vegans who want mayo. So many gluten free people who want battered chips.
>Rory-sama
>>688489185
>>688489239
>Waifu claim thread
>Chara?
>Literally the most autistic thing I've seen on /b/ in weeks?
>Literally the most autistic thing I've seen on /b/ in weeks.
Gz Op, you're just as bad as those fictionkin fagtards on tumblr who think they actually are Chara.
Tell me three facts about Chara that make him/her waifu worthy. S/he only appears right at the very end.
>Protip
>You can't.