What is it /b/
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What is it /b/
>>688480147
When I was about 15 I abducted a sheep lamp from a petting zoo at night and beat, mutilated and strangled it for fun. I wish I was joking.
>>688480901
*lamb. ffs.
I bump dying threads
>>688480901
I Strangle mutilate my pet lamp aswell
that im a fag
>>688481780
tell us something we dont know
I raped the girlfriend of a friend in her sleep. She was so high and sleepy that I did whatever I wanted. Creampie and facial.
Pic related.
>>688480147
Was manipulated by my friends into believing in demons and shit. Still not sure 100% if they were fucking with me or not because it was really elaborate.
Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister.
>>688481403
Why? I noticed many anons do this. I know because many of my dying threads get bumped.
i once went home from a club, pissdrunk, threw up multiple times on the streets and some russian guy seemed to start to follow me. we didnt understand eachother and i couldnt be bothered. on my way home him still following me, i figured he might be a bum and looking for a place to sleep and i didnt want to be so heartless so i let him in with me in the hotel i was at.
i went straight to the bed, didnt even change clothes just took off my shoes and that guy would just jump in next to me. at that moment i knew he wasnt a bum but looking for a guy to fuck.
i was not sure about my sexuality, b/c a lot of people have asked me if i was gay. i dont like men sexually, i dont like fingers in my butt, i dont like manass, i dont like men's faces in porn, i dont like gay sex, i dont like cum in any way shape or form except on a woman etc, i was at the very least 93 % sure i wasnt gay. but all these people asking if i was, including friends that i knew for 5 years, my sister and other people from the lgbt community just made me unsure. maybe i was just hiding from the fact that i was actually bi?
so i let him touch me and massage me through my clothes and always stopped his hand from going to my dick for 15 mins approximately. at one point i just told him a couple times: sorry i am not homosexual.
then he stood up and went away and i have never seen him again. at least i now know i am heterosexual 100%, b/c him massaging me felt the same as any other person massaging me, professional or not, it felt completely unsexual. him touching my dick neither made me hard then nor now when i think about it later and nothing he did ever felt remotely the same as with a woman.
now i can proudly say that i am a rich cis white male and i dont give a flying fuck about other people and their problems
I never seed torrents
>>688482233
sounds like a scooby doo mystery
>>688482286
cause the other 100 threads suck nigger dick
>>688480147
I once offered my brother chocolate milk and he said "naw, I'll have normal"
My mom still believes his death was a tragic accident
>>688482318
Too far
>>688482342
Well maybe one day if I go crazy I'll try and take their masks off.
I post a lot of interracial/cuck threads
50% to piss off anons and the other 50% is because I jerk off to it
My cars mom in the back of my fingered. Or something to that effect.
>>688482237
I got a bj from a 14 yr old in a haunted house we were both part of. I was 24. She meant to give it to her bf but I borrowed his mask. I showed her it was me aftrewards as I laid her on her back getting ready to fuck her. She panicked and left. She mags me privately through Facebook and a few weeks later we fucked.
>>688482601
I never understood the cuck point of view. Like, I get why the bull gets their kick out of it, or the woman, but damn...
>>688482601
Fuckin cuck faggit
>>688482686
I am not the bull, girl or boyfriend/husband
think of it more as a voyeur fetish and stop believing all the idiots you see posting nonsense
I sucked my first dick at 15 he was 28. I was on a cruise it was a black guy. His dick.was as big as my arm
>>688482657
are you sure that actually happened and youre not confusing irl with revenge of the nerds?
>>688482601
Why does it have to be interracial with you sick fucks? What do white guys get out of this disgusting filth?
>>688480147
I shot 2Pac, Biggie and recently drugged Kimbo Slice. You're welcome.
>Be 19
>Be in South Africa
>Be with a couple of girlfriends in bar
>Scream "my niggaz"
>Almost die
>>688482299
i never green text
>to piss off oldfags
eventhough i know how that shit works
>>>especially because i know it's a very good way to make long complicated stories more easily readable and that i should do it in this very post as well but i am just here on /b/ to fuck with people and their views and i will stop at nothing to make them crumble before their very eyes.
>nb4 fuck you summer fag go back to 9fag
<>nb4 kys
>< asian facial expression
<3 i love the attention i am not getting
not.
NOT
NAAAWWWTT
nut
>>688480147
I've only ever fucked prostitutes because I'm not confident enough in myself to approach regular women.
>>688482601
>Bernie2016
>>688483024
The only knew actually believe
>>688482960
because it is a degradation fetish anon
blacks are like beasts used to degrade stupid pretty white sluts
>>688482318
You make me sick fucking monster
Once at uni, I was anal fucking some cum dumpster who only wanted to try it, anyway as I built up steam she started to hurt and begged me to stop, she started resisting and shit yet I just held her down and raped her kek
>>688483148
yes. very much so. as a rich guy that only knows other rich women and/or golddiggers it's usually cheaper for me, too. if i pay 150 quid for a hooker i get everything i want and i don't have to do all that crap most other people go through like dating, massaging, foreplay etc. 1 expensive dinner and a present can easily get more expensive than 150 and you still CAN fuck up and get nothing. with a peostitute you pay her her money and then you get what you paid for. easy as that and i dont really see the need to have a gf or even to marry
>>688482318
i have legitimately never seeded a single torrent for more than a few seconds. ever. i only have about 63gigs of music but still. 90%+ was torrented.
>day of my final exams in Lycée (French High-School)
>For some fucked-up reason my phone switched off during the night
>woke up 2H too late
>didn't want to repeat the entire fucking year
>Beat my face with a rock
>go to police with fake story about a robbery
>go to MD for medical certification
>Lie to entire family
>3 years later everyone still believes
I literally work for a jew that runs a company that shills on forum boards.
>>688482318
You're a fucking cunt. I seriously hope you get raped by a pack of migrants.
>>688483678
lol
>>688481997
Hey you didn't clear cache of that image, you can retrieve non-edited version by browsing second lump of jpg data.
Lemme grab lump to jpg program and i'il upload it for you kekekekekekekek
>>688480147
mine
>>688482631
What the fuck are you on about, anon?
>>688483061
>literally
I was walking home from the local gas station in the middle of the night when i heard a bunch of dogs barking.
The i saw a group of dogs chasing something about 15 feet in front of me, and it was a tiny little man. He was about 1 foot tall and had a littlw jacket on, not sure if he had pants or was a "he" but i saw him running for dear life right in front of me straight into some bushes.
It all happened so fast, but there was NO mistake, i saw a tiny man being chased by dogs, i tried telling one person who i thought was crazy enough to believe me and they just stared at me, then told me about a time i saw a ghost.
I want you to try and understand how much it fucks with you when something happens and you cannot share or talk about it with anyone else.
>>688482299
sorry you are a faggot for letting a man get in bed with and grope you
>>688484822
You're fucking nuts, anon. No doubt at all. We're you under the influence of drugs or are you just stark raving mad?
I want very badly to duck my mom and my sister. Mostly my sister tho. She's so perfect
>>688485013
Fuck*
>>688484448
yeah, I was blackout drunk
>>688485013
Pics
>>688484956
I smoke weed sometimes, but i wasnt on any drugs, i didnt feel anything, it wasnt mystical or weird, and the hairs on my neck did not stand up.
The whole thing played out exactly the same if you replaced the little dude with a cat, except he took a running start to clear a storm drain.
The little dude had shoulders. Just like a person.
(Also typo above it was spose to say time THEY saw a ghost, ive never seen anything else)
>>688485013
Juggalo, trailer trash detected
>>688480147
when I was 12 I fucked an 18 year old
>>688485134
Probably a squirrel or a raccoon if in America
I like dildoing my ass, and lick dildo clean
Over the past 5 years i got brainwashed. Used to go Hard on drugs and stuff, people tried to Figure out why and actually Set up a whole network to spy on me and Broadcast every thing i say and do to everyone i know. Whatsapp, facebook, txts, Even recorded me with Hidden Cams when i was 4 days awake and just popped more pills. Then, when being absolutely fucked they would Start to Talk shit about People i know, make me agree with them and then broadcast it. When i got sober and realized what was going on i tried to kill myself but failed monumentally, which then got broadcast as well. I said fuck it, begged my dad for money and went backpacking. Even while doing that i kept being followed, bullied and Made fun of. I hated my life and everyone on this planet. Some Girls started mocking me being like ur a faggot, why dont u fuck me? So i fucked one of them, Beat her boyfriend and forced her to be my gf. After a year i was Fed up and told her to fuck off, Saying sth like yeah we had good Sex like 4 times a Day but im gay u know. Everybody Turned around and was like yeah finally He admits it it was all a hoax, for 5 years be intentionally kicked you into Depression, anxiety and suicide, so now be grateful for us being cunts. I was like, yeah well Guess now i have to suck dick for the Rest of my life, hooked up with a grindr faggot, raped him, told him i like bondage, shat on his face, Pissed all over his Apartment and left him tied up with a dildo in his Ass on a chair on his balcony.
Then i went back home to Move in with my mum and get a degree or Do an apprenticeship.
Everybody still hates me, tells me im a Schizophrenic Psychopath and is Mad at me because i dont appreciate the fact that my life is continued to be broadcastet and ruined. I dont have friends, my family hates me and im unemployed. I got myself a Student loan and bought a gun last week.
I will blow up 3 specific Houses and kill as many of those i blame for it as I can before i force cops to shoot me.
No bullshit alien white light event shyt, and fallin in love with AlessiaCara who is the alien queen
>>688485013
i wanna fuck her too
>>688484833
as i said before, i dont give a shit about your problems with your sexuality anymore, too happy to be straight
>>688483492
Done something similar to anon. Never cum so hard in my life
>>688484213
>clear cache of that image
are u high
>>688484213
i call bullshit, but if this actually was a thing with maybe other image formats, post how to pls
>>688485238
>>688485238
I live in a rual area, i have seen more then my fair share of those animals, it wasnt thoses.
You ever seen a racoon grab something and run on his back legs? Cause i have, and this wasnt that.
He swung his arms as he ran, his head was shaven.
HE HAD A FUCKING JACKET ON
I have tried and tried and tried to find something that i can say "oh yeah thats what it was" and lift a giant fucking weight off my back, but i cant
I saw a little dude getting chased by dogs.
I jizzed a ton on a cup then added yogurt, granola and honey while my cousin showered. After she ate it she said "this was exceptionally good". I went to the bathroom and celebrated victory jerking off......pic is her
>>688480147
I want to fuck my best friend but never can because she's already got a fuck buddy
>>688485546
cum is so easy to taste, too salty, she definitely knew
I'm a fucking newfag that's only been here since winter and somehow someone thought I was an oldfag and many "oldfags"(not to imply they actually are) are somehow more cancerous than I've ever been.
There was never a good /b/, but there was a /b/ that was somewhat less shitty.
>>688485546
Your cousin is hot
I want to fuck my best friend's little sister.
>>688485283
yeah that's straight up bs
>>688485545
did u see a face
>>688483492
Do you feel bad?
>>688483587
can't pay for love anon. I feel bad for you.
I've finally gotten a match on Tinder after years of nothing. It's with a dude and he wants a one night stand but I'm too much of a pussy virgin to go through with it.
I install keyloggers on all of my in-law's computers. I've seen all of them naked
>>688485808
He ran between me and a light post, i got a profile look in good light. I saw a nose, but i wouldnt even say i saw eyes or mouth because of how he was facing.
It was more how the body moved, it was so familure but so alien at the same time. He was moving his legs SO FAST like cartoonishly.
And i saw him grab a tree trunk to spin himself around, two of the 3 dogs stumbled trying to change direction.
>>688485283
Who was spying on you man? how did you find out they were doing it man?
>>688486100
how do you see them naked with a keylogger
>>688485897
uhm yeah you can.
>>688485970
You a female? If so, do it faggot. Rock his world. Have your phone or ipod or whatever playing something nice and relaxing and start to fuck. Then after a bit suddenly change the music to thrash metal and fuck him like you're tying to break his pelvis.
>>688480147
I planted a USB full of naked student pictures on a teacher a bunch of students hated and got him fired. Worst part about it is that people think he was totally unequivocally guilty as fuck.
>>688486122
Hmm still sounds mostly like an animal tbh, maybe an escaped monkey or ape
>>688486246
elaborate.
>>688486122
I actually feel sorry for you, anon. I wish there was some validity to your story, but it's just impossible.
>>688486361
I think we come from very different worlds, but not everyone knows what love is. But believe you me, you can get it for money.
>>688486336
Ever seen a monkey with proportional arm to leg length?
Ever seen a monkey outrun three dogs without using its arms?
Cause ill tell you what i saw
A tiny man being chased by dogs.
I used to play masturbation with my twin sister until we were 10. Just stopped and we haven't discussed it since, dunno if she remembers.
>>688486298
Nah I'm a faggot man who hasn't told anyone close to me yet that I'm a faggot, hence why I'm hesitant to do it
>>688486446
>>688486402
Thanks dude, thats how i feel.
I know that if i ever find someone who actually believes me i will consider them an idiot (or they will try and tell me why my sighting proves their pre existing crazy theories)
>>688486446
thats very vauge anon, care to elaborate further? I seriously dont belive that money can make someone love you, it can persuade people to do what you want, pretend to love you sure, but it wont actually make people love you. In the same if someone paid you money to hate someone you wouldnt/couldnt just hate them for no reason besides a pay check, you would only make people think you hate them.
>>688486174
most keyloggers have the option to log webcam intervals
>>688486534
Do it. Seriously. Don't be a bitch about enjoying yourself. Be the faggot we know you can /b/.
Fooled around with the neighbours daughter I was 6 she was 4, shit was cash
Constantly fantasize about this girl in all my bizarre fantasies.
When I was younger like 18-20 I would sniff the panties and bras from my mom and jack off while doing so. Also while luzid dreaming ill rape her but mostly because it is located in our house and forcing someone to appear alsways sets me on risk off waking up. Stoped the sniffing when I got my gf. Guess it was sexuall frustration and dont even find my mom hot.
>>688488228
That's a dude
>>688488343
I didn't sniff, I wore lol
>>688488409
her ass
>>688488467
his
>>688480147
What a waste of a book
I've fapped to DAFU
>>688480147
I cummed on my cousin in a sleepover
Im bisexual
>>688480147
i was the one who stole the cookie from the cookie jar
>>688480901
I really hope you got over that dark patch in your life. Holy fuck.
>>688482237
If you're older than 15 that's really fucked.
>>688480147
sometimes I write song lyrics/poetry on this cool FB page
>>688485633
I added tons of honey, plus it was a vanilla yogurt...i also mixed it pretty good.
>>688483678
This is actually impressive. It's dumb how something like that almost fucked your life
I was a guy who treated women like some better being who couldn't harm a fly. I liked that guy he was a chill bro always fun at partys but couldn't get some pussy. I was confused, why could my peers score easy while I was always just a good friend for them. Probably because of looks or my small disability I dunno. Lost a eye because of cancer while being a toddler everybody knew. After autim outburst because a friend who i had feelings for randomly fucked a buddy of mine. Didnt even kiss only cuddled overreacted
Decide to say fuck it. Changed my personality to not giving a fuck. Smoke a lot of weed, use amphetamins, get wasted as fuck with mates. While talking at partys treated women with almost no respect. Telled them where they fucked up or being plain simple rude. Get 6/10 qt gf and lost v-card within 1 year. But I don't realy like myself anymore. When I am batshit drunk I'll go rampage even at a friends house since my fuck it i dont give a fuck you cant tell me what to do mentality goes of the charts. Miss my naive old self he was a guinen nice guy.
>>688490300
Yeah well, my life is pretty much scattered with secrets like that...
>>688485841
No, I genuinely don't, she came back for more afterwards
>>688490679
It's fine. The old fellow wouldn't have survived in the long run anyway.
>>688488429
wore it once got me hard but I need the smell
>>688485283
What makes you think we stopped following you, friend? We have been watching and broadcasting at all this time. This website was created to keep track of you. All these so called 'Anonymous' are all agents, whose soul mission is to observe you. You will never be alone. We will be with you forever, friend.
>>688491509
well that's just silly.
i paid my girlfriend's 13 year old cousin to give me a massage and happy ending handjob at the end
>>688480147
Got 55 cents too much back from the cashier, didn't say anything.
When I was like 10, a kid at camp pissed me off. To retaliate, I peed on him every night so he thought he wet the bed. It went on for like a week until he called his parents and cried to be picked up. Never told anyone because I was a dumb kid.
>>688482318
The gov/internet companies don't care if you leech
They only send letters if you've been seeding large amounts of data
That's in US tho eurofags can suck a dick
>>688491509
Shut up. You've did too much already, anon.
>>688491857
13 year olds don't know what happy endings are faggit
>>688493351
He clearly raped her, anon.
>>688489024
I knew it, goddammit
While on vaccation in Amsterdam take some weed back home because gf wanted to see the city and art and shit like that so I couldn't smoke everything. About 5 g not much. Drive home by bus. When everybody was asleep I placed the weed in the trashbag of the guy who sat before me so wouldnt be fucked if cops searched the bus. Everthing went smothe. Last stop was our stop. Arrive, stand up and rip the trashbag and take it with me. Suddenly I face a cop in the bus they waited there. O fuck o fuck cant think. Head down and walk past him into freedom. Get outside but his copfriend waited and searched me. Asks me what is in the luggqge. Tell him truth only vacation stuff. Asks whats in the trashbag. Well only trash, tell him I like to be responsible and keep my pollution as low as possible. Mfw he believed me and only glanced into the bag. Mfw when he finds my grinder which I cleaned and put some deo on it and asks me why he smells that way. Told him deo leeked. Probably didn't belief me but who cares. Informs me that I am not allowed to use heavy machines for a couple of days since it was obvious I smoked some.Tfw I'm a drug smuggler. Tfw staying calm and smallktalk saved me
>>688493913
>You're bating or you were born stupid.
Pick one
>>688489024
Who you? Couldn't be.
>>688494379
Why stupid? Almost had everything covered but not this shit.
>>688483587
I thought about this for a while, even if I could comfortably afford it I literally can't have sex with condoms
>>688494604
>Have weed in Amsterdam
>Afraid of cops...
>Bait or Stupid
ça c'est une sale fils de pute hein sale enculé c'est encore une salope qui fait s'emblant d etre normale alors qu elle veut de la vbite cette salope de sa race !!!!
My sister and I made out for two hours once when were drunk. I wanna fuck her so bad now.
I pay to suck off guys who look like on this picture.
And I'm not even ugly
I shot up my exes apartment, and cut her cat's head off after I found out she cheated on me.
>>688484822
I had a similar experience.
I had a nightmare so my dad was sleeping in my room with me to comfort me. this was when I was something like 6~ more or less. I woke suddenly in the middle of the night to the sound of a grandfather clock's chime, and my dad was gone. We don't own a grandfather clock, so naturally I started panicking. My dad comes back about 4 minutes later and I asked where he had been. In the most monotone voice I'd ever heard he just said "It's fine. Go back to bed".
hahahahahaha ohhh god, I've got schizophrenia. Everything sucks.
>>688483678
My nigga I'm impressed. You beat the system and with a little sacrifice you made it
I vape, none of my friends or family know, represent \//\
>>688494928
vacation in Amsterdam dipshit. I live in Germany and thats where I was controlled.
>>688491857
> dating my girlfriend for 5 years
> her aunt calls me one day to see if she could drop off "mary" at my house until my gf gets off work
> I say sure
> gf's aunt drops "mary" off at my house
> me and mary are very comfortable talking to each other and have a good relationship
> I make some lunch and we eat
> I mention that i have had pains all over my back lately
> mary suggests going to a massage place to see if that helps
> I tell her that those places are usually expensive and they don't really help you.
> she jokes and says I could pay her for a message.
> we laugh but I take my chance and say sure and ask her how much
> she stops laughing and asks if im serious and why not wait for my gf
> i told her that i would but if i can get the message now instead of waiting that would be better on my body
> she asked if it was okay to do that and i told her yes nobody has to know
> she says okay and she will do it for 20 dollars
> i tell her deal and i tell her to give me a minute while i find some oil and get ready
> i tell her i'm ready and tell her to come into my room
> i was laying with my back up on my bed, nude, with just a towel covering my ass
> I asked her if she was okay with me only having a told and she smiled and said yes
> i asked her i was just going to get a back massage or if it was going to be back and front
> she said it could be whatever made me feel better so i asked for back and front
> she starts massaging my back and it wasnt that bad 8/10
> after doing my back she asked if i wanted my legs and i said yes it was okay with her
> she started to massage my feet and ankles
> in my mind i was hoping she would move higher up my leg
> she started to move up to my calves and then to my thighs
> as she got higher up my thigh i started to get aroused
> i positioned my dick down so that it would show between my legs
> i took a risk and said it was hot and if it was okay for her to take off the towel
> she paused for a second
My fingered friends mom car in back the her of me
>>688495358
Cont.
>>688485013
Pics
>>688495869
fuck you cunt.
>>688495308
next time be more specific du arschloch.
>>688495358
> yeah I need something anon
> I need about tree fiddy
Only then I realised I was fooled again! Fuck you bloody filthy loch ness monster you will never get tree fiddy.
>>688496087
Niemals
Found out girlfriend cheated on me while drunk the day before we left for our holiday to Brazil, I did not tell her I knew and was perfectly charming all the way over. We were going to see her friend Isabella who was a exchange student she was friends with from high school. Fist night there my girlfriend got trashed early in the night and went to sleep in this fancy (for Brazil) unit we had for the first weekend. I stayed up chatting to her friend, hit it off. She thought my girlfriend had turned into a bitch, then I mentioned that she had cheated on me. We started putting a plan together. We tore up the rooms, threw food everywhere. Poured rum on my passed out girlfriend, plastered her face with whorish makeup. Took her passport, phone, cash and all her ID and cards, popped a crushed xanax in her mouth and popped a few pills her friend had in her pocket. We then went down to the front desk and said a hooker had knocked on our door and offered her services, we refused and the hooker had lost her shit and trashed the room. The owner was super apologetic to Isabella and she got us a refund and we left. Turns out Brazil law enforcement is not kind to western girls trashing a room while drunk and high, in possession of narcotics while trying to prostitute themselves with no ID or passport. She got roughed up pretty bad, thrown in jail, apparently bad things happened, she was never the same since. I spent my holiday fucking Isabella and having just the best time while my now ex girlfriends parents tried to contact me. Took two weeks to get my ex out of custody and, here's the kicker she didn't remember the night we spend hanging out and drinking and thought she had done all this horrible stuff and run off trying to fuck for money and lost everything she had. Never know how she came to that conclusion but I didn't argue the point when she tried to apologize for her actions. I then forgave her, fucked her, dumped her. Fucking whore.
>>688485633
learn 2 life.
>>688496297
thats fucked up dude
never leave a soldier behind
>>688480147
a friend and i found a mouse that had only just been caught in a trap -- its neck was snapped, presumably it died instantly
friend had been learning hunting/survival skills at the time, and joked that we should try curing the tiny pelt because it would be good practise and a tiny mouse pelt would be fucking cool
its pelt had no damage from the trap, so we figured we'd try -- took about a half hour or so, but we skinned the mouse pretty well considering our relative inexperience
he took it home, stretched it out and cured it with a pile of table salt -- don't remember what happened to it after that, but think he ended up using some other shit on it to preserve it
have never told anyone else about this
>be me
>summertime so bitches wear close to nothing
>see fine ass bitch walking down in yoga pants
>datass.jpg
>approach her & end up having a conversation
>progress really fast & actually go back to her apartment
>she sucks my dick then I take off her yoga pants
>its a trap
>fuck it
She was a solid 8.5/10
>>688496903
when we were like 8-12 me and my friends went hunting with an air rifle. Thing had scope and was pretty powerfull you could kill small birds and maybe some squirrels. I hit 3 or 4 birds killing them instantaniously. I collected them in small glas container wich where usually used to store jam so they are air tight. Forget about them jars. 2 years later a friend of mine opened them and released the most disgusting smell I ever witnessed.
>>688496297
Im really proud of you anon, you're a real ass nigga.
>>688495869
> after about 10 seconds i felt the towel lift up
> she kept massaging my legs up to my ass and stopped
> she asked me if i wanted to do the front and i said yes
> she asks if i will put the towel back on and i tell her if she feels better with me having the towel on
> she wants to put the towel on
> >:[
> i'm already hard from her massaging my legs so when i turn over i make sure she sees it.
> i put the towel over it but its poking up because of my hard on
> she asked me if i was okay
> i apologized and told her that i really liked the massage and as she was massaging my legs i got really excited and couldnt control it
> she said she was happy i liked her massage but you could see she was a little nervous
> i tell her i can take care of it so it won't be hard like this if it is making her feel weird
> then the risk taker came out in me and i said that it would go down faster if she took care of it.
> i was scared as shit
> she asked what she would have to do
> i take some of the oil and started jerking off hoping she would like it
> shes thinking but doesn't look as nervous as before
> she asked if she could have 40 dollars instead of 20
> sure you can
> she grabs some oil and copied what i did
> it started off ehhh but got better towards the end and i feel just having her small hands on my dick made it feel better
> after a few minutes i popped and i cleaned up with the towel
> i paid her the 40 and told her she should be my personal massage person and she laughed and said it was more fun then she thought
> i got dress and we sat on the couch and watched tv until my girl got off
>>688497947
similar thing happened with the mousepelt -- we put the carcass/tiny organs into a jar that we were going to fill with some kind of preservative, but forgot about it until about 6 months later when my dad found it, opened it and took a big whiff to try and figure out what it was
reckon he was dry heaving for a half hour or so, was fucking rank
>>688480147
I've been trying to fuck a friend's gf for years now.
Closest I've come to it is she grabbed my dick through my pants and kissed and sucked on my neck while she was drunk once.
>>688498359
disguesting mate. Birds became slowly liquid and you could tell they are done for just by looks.
>>688480147
I cheated on my ex WAAAAAAAAYYYYYY more times than she knows and with WAAAAAAYYYYYYY more women than she's aware of.
Some of em she still talks to.
>>688480147
I showered in my friend's bathroom and came in his gf's shampoo.
>>688499092
haha thats awesome.
>>688498713
so hardcore
>>688480147
when i was 5y old, me and an older cousin (she was 7), we tried to have sex several times, without sucess obviously, we never told any1 about it and we gave up about 6 months trying almost everyday, we never talked about it again but we still grew up close.
sry for my bad english
I have been having unprotected sex with my best friends underage sister since she was 12 and I was 18. She is 17 now and she sneaks over to my place 3-4 times a week. I have done every thing I can to totally ruin this girl and she keeps coming back for more. I think I have turned her into a rank 1 whore. Sadly, I feel very accomplished. Im sure she will make for a good cum dumpster to many men when I finally get tired of her.
>>688485545
You saw a midget getting chased by a dog. Even if it wasn't a midget, why do you care?
I love to get high and take cock in my ass. 30+ straight man. Love seeing them and hearing how you will fuck me.
>>688499862
how can you be straight if you like to take cock in your ass?
>>688495036
lol, you would love to suck mine ;:^)
Where are you from?
>I uncontrollably lucid dream while living (playing vidya) around 20 hours a day.
>I believe they are sending data to my mind while my mind has a preset portion of the dream set to solve data.
>i am friends with trillionaires kids, because they are so super rich they communicate via thought
>one day i will be picked up by a car and be given money so i can live on my own
>presumed age will be 33, 11 years from now.
i snooped my wifes cousin as she put in the password to unlock her phone. When she was over our house and left it unattended i unlocked it and browsed all of her photos. tons of nudes. amazing tits. i sent the best ones to my phone and deleted the message history. now i rub one out to her photos at least once a week.
>>688500120
I live in germany, but get around a lot for work.
Where are you? I'd pay if you look like the guy in the photo!
>>688480147
I've had sex with another man multiple times. I love sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass
>>688500464
Dont do it man.. dudes fat and nasty
>>688500443
Share bro
>>688500600
Congratulations, you're a faggot.
Also, checkem
>>688483678
i applaud the balls you had to beat your own face with a rock.
>>688500464
lol Spain, it reminds you of someone you know?
And yes, I look like this pic, that is why I'm working out.
>>688500464
how much do you pay?
>>688500810
Madrid or barcelona by any chance?
You have Kik?
me: Sucker4u85
>>688485191
When I was 25 I fucked a 12 year old.
>>688500904
Usually 50 Euros.
That's like 1 1/8 handguns in USA
>>688501116
Green text?
>>688496903
What's so bad about this that it needs to be kept a secret?
I blackmail young girls on cam chat sites. Tell em I have it recorded, which sometimes I do. Then demand they do exactly as I say or I will send the video to parents etc.
When they cry I diamonds!
>>688501034
yes barcelona, I don't have kik :(
I tear down other people to try to distract myself from the fact that I want to die and I have nothing to live for.
>>688480147
I thought I was in love with this Chinese-American girl from Washington.
>>688501034
how old are you?
Want to be sucked too?
>>688501517
You're a real fuckin bastard. Don't use vulnerable young girls like that you fucking mongoloid
>>688501696
Don't we all?
Last friday I fooled around with a 15yo. Ate her out, she gave me a blowjob. She had a light stubble on her pussy but that shit was so good
>>688501885
I do what I wan.
Jelly bro?
>>688502000
Trips checked. Must be true.
Your an insperation to us all bro keep up the great work.
>>688498713
Lewis?
I want to have sexy with 13 year old girls .. But I can't find any way to do it
>>688503052
Good things come to those who rape
>>688501583
email? anything? :P
>>688501814
31. I do not want to be sucked, no!
Im a metalhead, and i like russian hardbass music.
>>688503186
I will try to install kik, my dear faggot
>mfw I will never find a virgin who wants to be sucked
>>688503805
Kik me if you want to get sucked:
Sucker4u85
>>688480147
If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore.
Lose lips sink ships, snitches get stitches, etc.
All of you are gullible faggots, telling OP your shit. Get fucked.
>>688486797
Which one do you use? Mobile spy?
Whenever I'm up high I always have the urge to jump.
When I'm at a train station I have the urge to push some roodypoo in front of a train.
Was born with "mild" Spina Bifida. Basically hate my life because of it.
Ive wanted to screw (when matured) and have been trying to win the affection of my gfs little sister since she was 13 and she finally is at the age of consent this year.....I hate myself but she is the only one in family that looks that good, will probably never get the chance but I still jerk to the thought. She developed and still is wonderfully.
>>688480147
i was raped and sexually harrased by my aunt and uncle from age 5-10 and i thought it was a norm
my parents dont believe me
i cant sleep because i only dream of those 5 years
people ask if im sad and i just say im tired
i really wanna die bros
>>688505435
greentext that shit
I am the Jew in control of South America.
>>688480901
The good news is you have the will and drive to kill a person, nature loves you. The bad news is you may not be able to control it and society will try to imprison you.
>>688505619
id rather not relive those memories tonight
maybe next time bro
>>688505986
did you took legal actions against your aunt and uncle?
I won 1,5 million NOK (175.000$ or so ) in a national lottery, and i havent told anyone else than my bestfriend
>>688490741
Sometimes... they like it. Girls are fucking strange, either way its a fine line to walk unless she accepts her rape fantasy she could legit just cry rape later and fuck your life.
I sincerely hate my girlfriend. We have n po thing in common. I don't break up with her because she fucks well, I don't wanna be lonely, and she's way the fuck out of my league and she's probably the best I'll ever do.
>>688506060
i tried to but without support of my family it was nearly impossible
so basically long story short
>lost relationship with mother and father
>lost relationship with rest of family
>become antisocial and lose friends
>depressed throughout school and fail
>moved overseas at 16 alone and without any qualifications
>took some courses and now i teach english with a smile on my face
>but everyday before i sleep i breakdown
>my thoughts are only taunts of being raped
>still cant keep social
>currently 19 making 50k a year
>living with a girl but no sexual contact
>tfw whenever i get offered a smoke i cant help but breakdown because uncle used to burn me with them
idk why im alive still to be honest
but hey take it from me
anybody is able to turn nothing into something if you try
>>688483061
Sup my kaffer
>>688507098
sup hombre
>>688506370
Hva skjer nordmann? Hvor i Norge er du fra?
>>688506756
Damn anon, not gonna spill stories but you arent alone, just remember that. You werent the only one to think it normal back then, you were just a kid how would you know? Its simply not your fault in any way-shape-or form.
You deserve to be on this earth more than most, even if you dont always feel that way.
Hang around for a while, your life wisdom can help humanity in ways you cant see yet.
>>688495358
>>688498160
Is this how hookers are made?
>>688507610
it seems so, anon
I have consensual sex in the missionary position.
>>688507846
I hope you only do it for the sole purpose of reproduction anon
>>688507846
MODS MODS MODS!!!!!! FUCKING SAVAGE U FUCKING PIZ OF ZHIT I KIL U
>>688507454
Østlandet :)
>>688498160
This is why I still browse 4chan. Thanks anon.
>>688507491
>>688507491
thanks bro, knowing im not rowing in this shitty boat alone kinda makes me feel a little better
i appreciate that man, i never come on here but you actually brightened my day
take it easy :)
>>688507986
Badass! Østlandet sjæl. Verden er liten! Tenkt noe på hva du vil bruke pengene til? Evt, om du skal sette de på sparekonto og leve litt på renter? Husk at mange blower alt de første åra!
>>688506756
shit, anon, where are you from?
>>688506756
No one deserves what you have experienced, but you need to stand proud of what you did, it is very difficult to move overseas and get a life, especially someone with your issues.
I don't know you but I can feel that you are a good guy, take care pls
>>688505913
Hi. Can you hire me in America please. M8
>>688506756
Been lurking but your post made me want to write something. Like what was already written- you can be proud of the fact you've achieved everything solely on your own terms.
So many people rely on others for emotional or career support, but you've done well for yourself and I hope you continue to progress.
Find people in your life you can be proud to call family. Find yourself an older person who can be your mentor. The combination of a positive father/mother figure and good friends will see you feeling stable.
Relationships can wait until you figure out yourself.
Much love to you anon, godspeed.
>>688507491
>>688508063
>>688508884
>>688510475
Tons of love for you kindfags, I love to see good people on 4chan
>>688511406
<3 <3 back you anon
Everybody's hurting, whether they realise it or not. What's important though is to define yourself by the good things that you do, and the wonderful things that happen to you.
spy cammed my wife while she was masturbating and shared the vid with a friend of mine.
I'm a Class 5 catfisher, have 5 on the hook right now.
Im 18 and Im in relationship with 14yr old guy who I met online. Ohh boy he gives best bj ever
>>688481997
You really need to get your dick looked at if your facials are coming out as black blocks
>>688484822
I've seen very similar creature, one time I used to sneak into my gfs bedroom and out between the times of like 12-4am (17 years old) last year, the night was heaps quiet and I seen a distant orange light weird but it was too far away assumed it was a satalite, anyway on my Walk home with was about 40 minutes I seen a creature human shaped wearing clothing as you said run across the room from 1 alley way to another I live in south Australia.
I killed and tortured a puppy.
Til this day I think god is going to punish me for it.
I killed a gang member in a back alley. Left him there. Cops closed the case without looking into it because he was a convicted child molester.
I killed a dog because it chewed on my car
I like girls. But I keep telling everyone boys with tits are Hawt.
>>688482299
>93% sure not gay
kek
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