ITT: post the most perverted thing you've ever done. >be
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ITT: post the most perverted thing you've ever done.
>be me
>19
>living in low rent apartment with roommates
>one roommate is female
>while she was sleeping snuck in room
>quiet tip toe
>go up to her bed she had been drinking so she's passed out cold
>nudge her arms and legs to make sure she's really out
>she's blacked out
>no idea what's going on
>lift up her skirt
>just sneak a peak
>getting hard so pull cock out
>see her lacy panties
>see through
>instantly start fapping when I see her vagina
>start touching it to see if she feels
>she's unaware but she moans when I start rubbing it
>pull her panties to side
>kneel down and start licking her vagina
>being a virgin this experience is greatest ever
>start feeling myself cum
>she starts coming to
>"anon?"
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>she starts to realize what's going on
>yell "I'm not going out without a bang!"
>shove my cumming dick into her vagina and cum buckets
>she moans and grumbles and then passes out again
>next day ask her how she is
>she doesn't remember the night before
>don't bring it up
We talk occasionally but we've never talked about it and I don't know if she even knows, been 5 years
Congrats, you are a rapist.
>>688460556
But she doesn't know so does it really count?
I lost my virginity when I was 17 to a 6'2" Mexican in a baseball diamond on the bleachers where she cried and compared me to the guy who raped her
>>688460325
Not using "cum all ogre me" and she was fiona and you were shrek
2/10
>>688461068
What?
>>688460771
>plot twist
You were the guy who raped her
>>688461313
I wish then she would have had a reason to cry
>>688460325
Fixd
>be me
>19
>living in low rent apartment with roommates
>one roommate is female
>while she was sleeping snuck in room
>quiet tip toe
>go up to her bed she had been drinking so she's passed out cold
>nudge her arms and legs to make sure she's really out
>she's blacked out
>no idea what's going on
>lift up her skirt
>just sneak a peak
>getting hard so pull cock out
>see her lacy panties
>see through
>instantly start fapping when I see her vagina
>start touching it to see if she feels
>she's unaware but she moans when I start rubbing it
>pull her panties to side
>kneel down and start licking her vagina
>being a virgin this experience is greatest ever
>start feeling myself cum
>she starts coming to
>"anon?"
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>she starts to realize what's going on
>yell "I'm not going out without a bang!"
>she cries out "cum all ogre me"
>shove my cumming dick into her vagina and cum buckets
>she moans and grumbles and then shes fiona
>im shrek
>somebody once told me
>the world was gonna roll me
>i aint the sharpest tool in the shed
>>688461684
impressive/10
>>688461684
Never kek'd this hard
>>688460703
Fucking retard.
>Took my fuck buddy out for her 21st bday. she drinks a fuckload of liquor
>bring her home. we fuck. I cum. she wants to know if I can go again
>I tell her to give me a few mins. Im playing with her pussy while I try to rejuvinate
>she blacks out cold. cant wake her no matter what
>get hard again. figure she'll wake up if I get on top of her. she doesnt.
>fuck her passed out body and cum inside her
>next day she asks what happened
>she doesnt even remember when we fucked the first time while she was consciouss
>just told her we fucked twice. she happily accepted this
guess you cant call it rape if she would have been willing anyway, but it was hot as fuck for me to do something that rapey. I like to consider it as I have officially raped a passed-out girl.
went through a girl's garbage can in bathroom to dig out smaller plastic bag that had panties she was going to throw away. I took them and regularly jerk off with them.
Like 5 pairs, and I've stolen literally dozens from her over the years
>>688460325
I'll bite I have two stories, I'll start wth the less perverted one.
>be me
>waiting on line for a concert with a friend
>get there way too early
>have to wait 6 hours until doors open
>friend and I strike up conversation with other people on the line
>three weeb girls and an older guy
>two of the girls have been there since 4am, we got there at 7am
>the other girl (we'll call her spots) and older guy got there around the same time we did
>turns out that older guy with spots was her dad, she's in her teens
>Eventually we get tired of standing and sitting down on the floor waiting it out
>we're all talking when my friend sends me a text even though he's right next to me
>spots keeps moving around fixing her mini skirt not realizing she's flashing her panties to the entire line
>My friend is now trying to snap a picture of her while shes fixing herself
>This girl is doing it like every 15 minutes
>He's failing so hard
>Point this out to him and then he tells me to try
>I say no
>He then brings up another time when we we're in highschool and I snapped an upskirt of our English teacher
>Cave in due to boredom and feeling up for a challenge
>Spend the next hour positioning my phone in the right position, making it look like I'm texting while they're all talking
>Spots does what she does best, still flashing them on accident every 15 minutes
>She's definitely not doing this on purpose, was a totally innocent kid with her dad right next to her
>My camera's on the ready
>She fixes the mini skirt
>See a flash of polka dot panties for the 700th time
>Snap the pic right there
>Send it to my friend
>Winrar.rar
>Mfw I dont feel like a failure for taking a picture of a teen girl's panties with her father right next to her
>Mfw I'd do it again for the thrill
I have another story, lemme know if you're interested, this one isn't as bad as the next.
>>688463428
>>688463428
did you not have a video recorder to just get stills from?
>>688463428
tell more, it's midnight and I'm sober
>16 or 17 years old
>Wanted to get a job as a life guard
>Have to retake swimming lessons to be certified
>In a class with a bunch of 13 year olds
>Loved it when they saw me naked in the change room every day
>>688463974
I was too worried about getting caught. There were a fuck ton of more people on line and they would have seen that, I barely got the picture.
Plus when you're doing this you get a fucking adrenaline rush so I'm thinking the whole time what would happen if I got caught, which made me more cautious. It's euphoric.
>>688464457
Who doesnt like 13yo boys looking at their wee wee
>>688464660
Still not seeing pics of polka dot panties
>>688460325
>15
>live near big water park, go every summer
>parents would drop off me and my friend for 6 hours
>go to the lazy river
>I could swim fast especially with the current
>made for easy hit-and-run tactics
>friend and I would fondle girls in the lazy river and escape before they could see or do anything
>sometimes we would just perform a "swim-by" which was we swim to our target underwater and grab a handful of ass as we go by
>this method was best for stealth
>sometimes we would find a sexy bitch sitting in an intertube tanning and swim up inside and get a face full of ass
>that was more risky. Had to watch out for boyfriends or lifeguards
>my personal favorite was the bra snatch
>similar to the swim-by, the bra snatch and grab was an operation to come in stealth and strike your target when she was most unsuspecting
>rip her top off and swim away lighting speed
>this was all very easy to do because there were literally a thousand people sitting in this big current of water
>we could just easily swim away super fast. With enough legs to weave around and a long enough breath you will already by out of sight by the time we surfaced for air
>we mastered this to an art and never got caught
>had some close calls tho
>>688463428
I'll take more. Sober at 3am. Couldnt
>helped a 15-year old girl get a dog to lick her pussy
>fucked a girl on the bed next to her sleeping niece
>same girl, got creepshots of her two older sisters and mother naked
>fucked a sidegirl bare, went home to my girlfriend, and made her suck my dick immediately
>ducktaped a girls pussy, made her drink lots of water and sent her out for the day so by the time she got home she was in pain from needing to pee, made her suck my cock before I took the tape off
probably a lot more, that's just what immediately comes to mind.
>>688461684
Awesome
>>688464213
>>688465005
Alright I'll split this in parts bear with me here.
>be me 16/17 I can't remember anymore
>have a qt gf
>15, fucking perfect everything, just my type
>we've been dating for a year at this point
>i was lucky enough to have her parents actually like me
>Had only heard stories of fear from other friends who have had gfs in high school
>Life is perfect
>Except one thing...
>This bitch won't put out
>Perfect fucking body but wants to get married before sex
>Were both virgins and I agreed to wait because she was the one
>FuckMyLife.gif
>Everything is alright
>Anyway enough with back story
>Flash to the summer
>Get invited to her vacation house
>She isn't rich
>It was a trailer on a strip of huge property
>Hyped as fuck
>Get to spend tons of time with her
(Cont)
>>688464881
I already got banned on here before. I'm not getting banned again for posting pics of a underage girls panties
taught my cousin all about sex- from masturbation to creampies.
Started out with us playing PS2 and having the vibration going indefinitely. with some game I forget which, but I showed her what she could do with it vibrating like that.
She was so fucking eager I loved her
>>688464213
>>688465005
how did four hours pass though?
>>688465499
Tony Hawk with infinite grind?
Sucked on my girlfriend's dad's girlfriends daughter's panties i pulled out of the dirty laundry hamper, and then proceeded to jack of into them, and then rubbed the cum around the fabric to make sure it wasn't obvious.
Happened a couple of months ago, i think she's 15 now.
>>688465328
>things go great the first day
>Really long car ride so we just chill in the trailer house
>It's actually relaxing as fuck being away from city/suburban life
>Just in a different setting
>Now skip to that night, there's a bit of a problem with sleep arrangements
>A family friend came there that same day and slept over night
>There wasn't enough beds for everyone so me and the gf ended up sleeping in the same bed
>Her dad, while chill as fuck was against this just because of normal dad fears
>I was always a good person in front of them so it wasn't like they were aware that I was a huge fucking pervert
>He'll my gf didn't even know that I am a huge pervert
>Any way gfs mom calms him down saying it's just for one night
>He gives me a warning
>Im not nervous or anything, everything is fine
>Everyone goes to sleep
(Cont)
>>688465408
not like you can tell her age from the panties
>>688465618
>midnight
>3am
>4 hours passed
wait wat
I need some advice. My GF is one of those "marry before sex- girls", I tried convincing her a few times but she just wont listen nor change her mind. wat do?
>>688465944
put it in her butt. God's loophole
>>688460325
alright alright
>Be me
>Be 20
>be living in college apartment with seven other people
>two other guys and five girls
>all girls are above a 7/10, best is prob a soft 9
>One girl has huge tits
>im talking DD, i have pictures if i can find my old phone
>One night she gets black out drunk at a party and i walk her home, relatively drunk myself
>not uncommon, I blacked out three times a week
>Shes acting pretty horny and is all over me
>I know she has a boyfriend at home but i figure if she dont care i dont care
>Go up to her room and start hooking up
>her shirts off and were making out on her bed
>she takes off her bra and I bury my face in her tits
>she laughs and starts to take off my pants
>asks if i have a condom
>Who even uses condoms? fuck ok i tell her ill go get one
>cant find one in my room
>start panicing
>cant find condoms anywhere
>end up having to run to the floor below to grab one from a friend's apartment
>walk back into her room and shes passed the fuck out, topless on her bed
>start cursing myself and the nut i won't get
>check my phone, its only 1215, roommates wont be home for awhile
>im drunk horny and my cock wont take no for an answer
>fuck it
>Start poking her, grabbing her tits, she's not moving
>really push her, like flip her over and shove her around
>still wont move
>take my pants and underwear off
>mount her as she lays on her back with her huge ttites and sexy little panties on
>titty fuck her for all of a minute before i cum buckets
>wipe off her chin and chest
>she asks why her hair is crusty the next morning
We hooked up a couple time after that too
>Be me
>17
>have step sister who is 16.
>at my dads apartment.
>its a 1 bedroom he and his girlfriend share
>in the living room laying on the couch.
>step sis is asleep on the couch with her feet pretty close to my face
>touch her foot
>no movement.
>put my hand on her ass
>boner.jpeg
>get idea
>slowly move her foot closer to my face
>lick her toes
>nothing. She is sound asleep
>suck on toe while i jerk off.
>suck on her sweet sexy toes and blow my load.
>clean up.
>go to sleep afterwards.
>no regrets
>>688460325
Shoved various types of wet and squishy foods and substances into a diaper i was wearing. Faves are warm wet noodles and oatmeal.
Faster trailer boy
>>688466118
She was probably pretending to be asleep and knows exactly what you did.
>>688465857
(cont)
NIGHT 1
>now we're sleeping and I'm in paradise
>All sex aside, I love sleeping with a person
>Nothing nasty, just relaxing sleep with the person (I thought) I love
>Everything is fine until I realize the position I'm in
>I'm sleeping for an entire night with my hot ass fucking gf
>She's already asleep
>My dick rises
>I test the waters
>Poke her a few times in spots I know she's ticklish in
>Nothing.jpg
>Wait a few mins and try again
>ShesOutCold.webm
>I slowly reach up to her shirt
>Wait a few seconds
>Second by second Im pulling down her shirt at a slow pace
>Lying next to her, nervous about her waking up
>The adrenaline is kicking in again
>My rock hard dick is now against her thigh as I keep pulling her shirt down
>Eventually I get one of her tits out
>It's so dark and I can't see a thing
>But Im in awe
>My hand glides over her bare breast
(Cont)
>>688466529
Good. I hope so
Fucking upskirts at school, all the fucking time
the thrill it gave you followed through the the 10 minutes spent wacking off to it in the photos. Then rejoin class as if nothing happened.
>>688466534
U know u can post more than 15 lines at a time u faggot just tell the story
>>688463428
>not posting the picture
>>688463428
we may require that pic
>>688466414
>>688466440
>>688464457
Hi im Chris Johnson with nightline BBC, why don't you sit down
>>688466414
>>688466440
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
>>688462286
nah bro. the bitch has to hate it for rape, ur just a pussy
>>688466414
>>688466440
>>688466440
WTF?! YOU SICK FUCK! TRIGGERED!
>19, drunk
>watching movies with two girls
>Cute one has legs crossed over mine
>All fall asleep on couch
>Weird drunk sleep/awake intermediate state
>my hand automatically runs up her legs under skirt
>Slowly rub pussy through panties
>gently play with her boobs
>eventually she wakes up early
>she starts writing in her diary, gazing out the window
up to this day I don't know if she was aware and I don't know what she wrote down.
Also after that I thought I had sleep sex syndrome and I quit alcohol to better my life.
>>688466534
For fuck sakes I want to go to sleep m9 hurry up
>>688466534
(Cont)
>As I place my hand down, sweat starting to form from fear of being caught
>I feel a tiny nipple on top of her size C breasts
>I didn't even know my dick could get harder than that but it did
>Tiny nipples turn me on so fucking much
>Keep in mind I've never seen tits or a girl naked in person before
>After touching them I get an idea
>Wait a few more seconds to see if she's still sleeping
>Still out cold
>Put my mouth up close to her beautiful exposed tit
>Slowly...very slowly start sucking on her nipple
>My dick is crying for attention right now
>I pull it out, rub it on her thighs for a little bit
>Start slowly jerking it
>I'm in love with life right now
>Stay this way for about 2 minutes before I blow my load in my hand
>Place her shirt back on as normal
>Clean up in the bathroom
>Go back to bed with her and fall asleep
>Wake up the next morning everything is fine
>No one noticed, not even her
>Spend that entire day regretting I never took a picture
>Remember I have two more nights of this vacation
(Cont)
>>688460556
so what?
>>688467324
Agreed, almost 3am here
>>688467434
Fuck! I know this is gonna end in either the dinosaur or the spaghetti but I can't stop reading.
>>688467509
>>688465005
>>688464213
holy shit it's been four hours hurry up
>>688467434
Hurry up anon
>>688460703
Of course it fucking counts you shitcunt! Would you be asking that if the exact same thing happened to your sister?
Do the world a favour and kill yourself. I won't say 'an hero' yourself as there's nothing heroic about you. Twat.
Fucked my ex while she was passed out from a seizure. Really wish there was more to tell but there's not. Glad she was willing to let me fuck her whenever she was out though
>>688466440
Watafak
>>688467434
(Cont)
>Next night, ready to sleep
>Do the same procedure again, check if she's asleep etc.
>This time I get a little bit too frisky
>I stick my fist up her ass but quickly get it out
>This time I remembered to take a picture
>Flash is on
>SHIT
>In the light of the flash I see that it's not my GF but actually her dad
>MFW
>>688460703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2KcovROGbE
>>688460325
OMG< y didnt you yell bazinga!?
>>688467863
>>688467843
>>688467509
I'm hoping for fresh prince right now.
>>688468063
k e k
>>688467963
>be me
>20
>hanging out at a buddy's house
>his girlfriend is a freak
>buddy tells me everything about their sex life
>even though I don't ask
>tells me she likes to get blackout drunk and gives him the green light to rape her
>huge anal freak as well
>obedient as hell
>start becoming really turned on by her
>fapping to her a lot
>one day my buddy and her go to see a movie while I'm over at his house
>I stay there and kick it till they get back
>I know they have 3 dildos
>while they are gone I find the dildos
>I know for a fact they only use them on her
>so no gay shit confirmed
>take dildos and suck that pussy and ass juice off of them
>fuck my ass with one of the dildos
>blow cum everywhere
>clean up the best I can
>wash dildo to get my shit stink off of it
>put the dildos back how I found them
>they come home later
>act like nothing happened
God I'm a sick fuck
I'm pretty tame I suppose but
>17 staying at GFs (16)
>Her friend is also staying over, we are all going to sleep.
>Friend way hotter, wouldn't give up the guaranteed pussy for her but had seriously considered it.
>GF and I awake spooning watching and checking to see if friend is asleep on nearby futon.
>Coast seems clear, put my dick in GFs ass and kinda hit it still in spoon position so I can keep an eye on the friend.
>Bust a nut and we both head to the bathroom to take a shower.
>I walk past the futon nude with my semi-erect cock swinging proudly and the friend I can see has her eyes open looking surprised/creeped/amazed I still couldn't tell
>Had to have been awake for all of it
GF eventually got crazy about this same friend with some mad jealousy, I thought it was a sign I was in. Broke things off and tried to hit up the friend, the friend chose my GFs friendship instead. Wtf women lol
Let my 2 nephews(8&9yo) watch me and my gf have sex, have done it a couple times.
>>688468063
What happened next??
ate a tiny bit of my gf's shit I found on my cock after I fucked her in the ass.
>>688468336
found the guy waiting for a secrets thread
>>688461684
Overdose of kek
>>688468379
Me and her father got married. My GF was pretty livid though
>>688468063
zozzled
>>688468450
? wut?
>>688467434
(Cont)
NIGHT 2
>so for this night, instead of staying in the trailer home again, my gf, her mom, my gfs two brothers (with their gfs) and I decide to stay in a hotel room for the night
>Gfs mom works for the hotel branch and gets a huge discount
>LivingLuxury.tif
>We got two rooms
>First room was the two brothers and their gfs
>Second room was me,gf and her mom
>I'm gonna tell you right now, nothing happens with her mom, dont get your hopes up, I wish, she's fucking hot too
>Anyway the brothers(their gfs too) and the mom go out to eat
>Me and gf decide to hang back in the hotel room because we're tired
>I am now fucking alone with my girlfriend in a hotel room
>Keep in mind what happened last night
>My brain (as in my dick) is fucking going crazy
>She takes a shower since she hasn't yet
>I just wait on the bed,get into some pajama pants and wait for her
>She comes out after a few mins wearing only a towel
>ExpandDong.jpg
>I tell her how sexy she looks and she gets all nervous since she's wearing nothing under the towel
>I ask her to come to the bed
>She actually does it, holy fuck I didn't think she would
>Have her lay down, knowing there's a tiny piece of fabric in the way of me and her bare naked body
>I hold back every fucking urge not to explode my pent back rage of never having sex with her before
>I swear if I had a condom I would have fucked her right then and there
>We make out on the bed for 10 minutes straight
>After a bit she says this is kinda weird and wants to get dressed
>Fuck my life
>I dont get mad, let her put pajamas on and wait for her
>In the mean time, I lay on the bed in a position so that my pajama pants have the button hole where my dick is exposed
>She comes back, cute as fuck and hops back on bed with me
(Cont)
>>688460771
Kek
>>688466414
>>688466440
>>688460325
Woah woah woah! That's fucked up! What the hell man? *Starts levitating and crosses legs in mid air and a blue cape appears around neck*
You do not deserve to live and I will track you down!
>>688468322
fucking cuck
BumP
>>688468607
4 hours for this?
I wish I had the rideneverends.jpg
Stole a pair of my friends sisters panties by sneaking them out in my mouth. And wanted with them. Gave em a wash and chucked them in their washing pile when I whent back to his. :|
>>688466665
Offff by oooooone
>>688468607
>We continue to make out for a bit more
>Afterwards we lay down and talk some more
>Eventually we discuss the fact that I've had a raging fucking hard on the entire time
>She's gotten used to it because Everytime we're alone and make out I get a boner because of how bad I want to fuck her
>I dare her to touch it because I'm feeling horny
Bit of back story
>She's grabbed my dick before and has stroked me about before but ONLY through boxers or pajama pants
>She grabs it through my pants as usual
>After enjoying a mediocre handjob I dare her to pull out my dick
>She of course says no because "that's gross"
>I play the mental game and say very sarcastically "oh you wouldn't do it anyway, I know you by now"
>She catches and calls me out on exactly that
>I act like I dont care and say "whatever it doesn't matter"
>She goes for it
>DumbBitch.gif
>Pulls out my dick
>Doesn't look at it
>Its now out in the open , begging to be touched
>She reaches for it
(Cont)
>>688469130
>>688469167
I did not ask for a gore thread you sick fuck
>>688468322
>no gay shit
>puts dildo up his ass
wait wat
>>688468322
eugh
>>688469130
>>688469248
>Stole a pair of my friends sisters panties by sneaking them out in my mouth. And wanked with them. Gave em a wash and chucked them in their washing pile when I whent back to his. :|
>>688469248
>>688469130
>>688469167
THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR /B/
>>688465162
elaborate, anon?
>>688469130
>>688469167
No, I'm dirty dan
>>688461684
kek
>>688469578
on which? they're all separate events
>>688469329
saying no gay shit as in his friend didn't put it up his ass i believe
>>688468800
CRINGE
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>>688469709
any
>>688469308
>Lays one finger on my dick
>Immediately backs off the bed saying, "EW ITS HARD AND WARM"
>WHATTHEFUCKDIDYOUEXPECT.WEBM
>goes to the bathroom and washes her fucking hands
>Washes her hands
>I'm sitting there with a fucking huge boner confused beyond all fuck
>She comes back and I take control again
>I start playing the "oh do you really think I'm that disgusting..." game to fuck with her head
>She starts feeling guilty and realizes what she just did
>Trys to make it up to me by doing it again through my pants
>I stop her and give her a talk saying basically I want her to go all the way or do nothing at all because she's blue balling me
>She of course chooses the latter and I say it's okay, even though it's fucking. Not. Okay.
>We kiss and make up
>Her mom comes home later on
>We get ready to sleep
>Room only had one bed and a pullout couch
>Her mom told me to sleep with her in the bed
>Whatthefug.gif
>I decline and play the nice guy saying her and her mom should sleep together since she went out of her way to get the hotel rooms.
>I get brownie points from her mom
>Gf thinks everything is fine
>We go to sleep
>But there's one night left and I have a plan
(Cont)
>>688462286
No, you just had sex with a drunk girl.
I frequently have girls that like getting drunk and blacking out or passing out and getting fucked. You can bring it up with a kinky girl and they'll almost always be down.
It wouldn't surprise me if your ex had set up that situation.
>>688469308
>my dick fell on the floor
>everyone walked the dinosaur.
>>688461932
>>688462198
>>688465215
>>688468497
>>688469684
Sure doesn't take much to entertain you cucks
>ex gf keeps showing up at my house unannounced drunk and coming down from coke
>shows up while I am drunk and masturbating and almost instantly passes out
>I start licking her feet, trying to be lowkey but she completely notices and I think I just finish looking at porn or writing erotica or something
I don't know if she remembers but she stopped talking to me after that (she was already my ex at the time). Sorry, babe! I wish it had ended differently *kisses*
>>688470097
Well, there goes my plan to work this morning
>>688470213
Got anymore? So fucking hot
>>688464918
Nice nice >>688464918
>>688469308
FUCKING FINISH ALREADY
>>688469974
nah, unless you're especially interested in one.
>>688462218
>>688467963
>>688470592
the dog one
some music to tide over the hunger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGz0NpkH4QA
what is reddit anyway?
when I was 9-11 I used to rub my dick on everything and take it out and rub it in public.
I have the feeling this is bait. This is going to be a troll meme or just lame as fuck.
>>688464918
nice
i remember a trip to new york when i was 15 i grabbed ass left right and centre in big crowds
>>688470789
A place where 4chan gets all of its written content, all of the images are from tumblr
>>688469308
>>688470865
Ever rub it on the wtc?
>>688470201
kek
>>688460325
I jerked off to the sounds of my brother fucking a chick.
>>688470909
Keep em coming dude, I'm about cum for these
>>688470865
>When i was 9-11
>>688470969
>>688470097
Surely, he will deliver
>>688470097
NIGHT 3
>Normal day, no mention of anything from last night with gf
>Night rolls around
>Back in trailer house thing again
>Family friend has left so now there are enough beds to separate me and gf
>That's fine with me
>We end up sleeping in the same room but on different couches (pull out beds)
>Right next to each other, no one else in the room with us
>I say good night, give her a kiss and we go to sleep
>Of course I'm not sleeping at all
>I want to make sure shes out cold though
>I patiently wait an hour
>Wait and give her the same pokes to make sure shes sleeping
>No response
>She's now currently sleeping on her back
>Wearing a tank top and pajama shorts since it was hot
>No blanket on either because it's hot
>I notice her legs are open enough for me to see her panties though the shorts (she slept with bra and panties on)
>I pull my phone out, learning from night one
>Put on the flash light and point it right on her panties
>I pull my rock hard dick out and jack off a little but don't finish, I have more plans for this
>I wait a bit to make sure shes still sleeping
>I then try to put my hand on the sides of her panties to pull them to the side so I can see her pussy for the first time
>She's still on her back and my hand is on my flash light and other is between her legs trying to pull the panties to the side
>I get close
>Accidentally touch her inner thigh, right before panties
>She reacts and gets up
>FUCK
(cont)
It's 4 am, I wanna sleep. Hurry up
>>688470865
>>688471027
>9-11
>>688468322
They used it on your buddy, he just didn't tell you.
>>688470097
Enuff fucking around asshole, finish ya goddamn tale!
>>688471059
Finish this shit up because it is starting to get gay.
>>688471059
guys walter white dies
>>688460556
>>688467963
>shitcunt
>>688462218
What the fuck is this? Please go back to tumblr or reddit. Because I can guarantee with 100% certainty that you faggots go to either or both.
>>688471059
>(she slept with bra and panties on)
>>688471059
(cont)
>it was her mum
>wtf.jpg
>apparently they switched positions because her dad didn't trust me
>dad gets in the room
>ohshit.png
,>mother grabs me and puts me in my back with my ass facing gf's dad
>they remove my jeans and the father pulls out his cock
>he inserts it in me while I scream
>gf is recording and laughing uncontrollably
>went home the next day and got dumped
>>688471360
han solo dies
>>688471059
Stop taking hours please
It's details etc. that get you invested.
if he hurried and the story was shit you guys wouldn't like it
so he's taking the time to actually do a good story and everyone is complaining
mfw
>>688460703
Yes you idiot
>>688471441
Thanks for finishing the story. This thread is over.
>>688471059
>In this split second my brain is freaking out
>I'm getting dumped
>Her parents are gonna kill me
>I wait for her to move as I swiftly get back in my bed, two feet away
>See her turn over so she's now sleeping on her stomach
>I wait 30 seconds
>She went back to sleep
>Closefuckingcall.jpg2000
>But there's one problem
>My dick is fucking hard
>My brain is under its control
>Adrenaline is pumping
>That fear of being almost caught got to me
>I can't wait anymore
>I'm now one hand on dick, the other on her ass
>I start pulling her pants down
>I dont really know what I'm trying to do but I'm horny and I can't think straight anymore
(Cont)
Stole nudes from my roommates phone and computer so i could see his gf's 10/10 tits. Ate my ex's asshole like it was a plate of spaghetti. Fucked my highschool gf on the landing on her stairs with her parents in the living room half a flight of stairs away. Fingered my first gf under the table at dinner at a sports bar with her entire extended family there.
>>688471356
>>688471441
(Cont)
>>688470727
>me be about 17
>girl about 15
>shy, cute as a button, big eyes, great smile, perky tits
>starting to explore her kinky side a bit
>sub, likes collars and rope, very exhibitionist
>keep exploring until she shyly admits she finds the idea of bestiality hot
>tell her we can take it slow, convince her it's okay
>get her naked
>warm her up
>get her family dog
>not sure of breed, brown, short hair, 2-3 feet long
>get girl on back, legs spread, hold dog in place between legs
>dog gets the idea and starts licking
>doesn't take long, she cums a few minutes later
>freaks out, gets away from dogs
>comfort her and talk it out
>she says she's glad she tried but never again
last I heard she had a dog walking business.
>>688467479
ssssauce?
>>688471441
Oh please be original anon
>>688471464
>mfw you don't have a face
>>688471464
it's still possible to write details and not take fucking eons you dumb FUCK
>>688471441
I crame
>>688471464
He could've written it up first and then copy pasted it to here so we weren't getting blueballed like him in night 2
I shot jizz out of a syringe a few days ago onto a hot black milf at a zoo. She was bent over checking on her kid and I shot it on her, it went all the way down the back of her head to her big fat fucking ass. I walked away quickly because I didn't expect the shot to hit her so directly, I'm expecting her to say something like, "what the fuck!?" but she doesn't seem to notice and just carries on
>>688471515
> can't think straight anymore
OP is faggot confirm
>>688469759
>no gay shit as he didn't want to lick a dildo that's been in a guy's ass but will put it in his own
That's still gay as fuck
>>688471660
Its probably because I haven't slept in over 24 hours but the anticipation of the next part is literally causing me to shake.
>>688471515
HURRY THE FUCK UP
>>688471842
I came, time for bed
>>688471794
Anal stim is gay? The orgasms are insane. Insane orgasms is gay? Sounds like the guy just didn't want to taste a mans asshole
>>688471515
>I have a plan in mind after a split second of thinking
>I'm going to pull her pants up with one hand so I can fit my other hand in the pants
>I'm going to slowly go down with the other hand, gliding over her asshole and then try to get a feel of her pussy with my bare hand
>I dont know whether I was trying to make her turn over again or if I was just planning to get her sweet pussy on my fingers so I can jack off and finish myself
>It didn't matter
>I had a plan and I stuck with it
>My hands are shaking
>I almost got caught
>Maybe I want to get caught
>Maybe I just want to get a feel of pussy for the first time
>Maybe I just wanted to blow a load
>I couldnt finish anymore thoughts due to the rush of testosterone and adrenaline flowing through my entire body
>I get ready to put my plan into action
>Get close to her sweet 15 year old ass
>God I want to be inside of that so bad
>My dick is harder than ever
>I get right up there and put my hands on her short's waist band.
(Cont)
>>688471515
I want to sleep tonight
>>688472041
>>688472041
6 min of wait
5 sec in-story
wtf bro?
fugd a grill
Fucking faggot OP. Finish the god damn story
>>688472041
Hurry up anon, we're dying here
>>688472041
You're typing with one index finger aren't you
Watch this be dinosaur
you know, about all the rape stories in this thread
one time i took some dope and got drunk, and then fucked my wife. only the thing is i had and have no recollection of it. none whatsoever.
so from that point on i had the perspective, but not the trauma, of what it was like for women who got date raped by guys like /b/
>>688472018
Yes anal stim is gay. Deal with it.
>>688472041
>error
>Be me
>Close friend I've had a crush on for years invites me to party
>Get pretty drunk
>Everyone else leaves
>You can't drive anon you should stay here(totally innocently)
>Get into bed in full clothes
>She passes out cold instantly
>She backs up into me so i put my arm around her
>Get hard, pressing hard into her ass
>"Accidentally" touch her boobs
>Doesn't flinch
>Reach into her shirt and start actually feeling up her boobs
>Reacts a bit but doesn't wake up
>Feel up her butt
>Undo her jeans and reach in
>Insanely wet
>Moans a bit
>Start fingering her
>pull her jeans down and start fingering her from behind cuz its easier, she loves it
>touch her butthole a bit by accident
>she makes a cute little noise and moves a bit
>rub it some more
>she moans and pushes back
>stick finger in
>alternate between fingering her ass and pussy for a while
>Thinking about fucking her
>She starts to turn around
>Quickly pull hands away
>Ohfuck.jpg
>Lays on her back asleep
>go back to fingering her
>Pull my dick out and put her hand on it
>She grabs it and moves a bit but doesnt do much
>Turns towards me and sleepingly kisses me and snuggles and passes back out
>Well that was enough, pull her pants back up but forget to do them up
>Wake up with her sleeping half on top of me with my hand on her butt
>She wakes up
>Good morning anon
>Looks at her undone pants and my hand on her butt
>Gets up and acts like nothing happened
Well that was fun.
God i wish i would have fucked her.
once I was at a new years party and this chick was there with a dude that wasn't her boyfriend because she was in a fight with her bf. The guy she was with had been her friend since highschool and made it clear he had wanted to fuck her for a long time. After she was wasted and everyone was passing out he started fucking her on the floor near the couch I was sleeping on, so I pretended that my arm fell off the couch and I stated grabbing her tits while he fucked her. The next morning she woke up with her shirt off and she just quickly buttoned it up and looked around hoping no one noticed
One time I got my step sister drunk after the parents were asleep. She was such a lightweight. I took a bunch of pics of her after I undressed her. I could've fucked her, but I heard the parents wake up. I think she's always been into me. She's told me she's wanted me, but our parents got a divorce. Life is unfair, anons
>>688472041
>I slowly pull her waist band just high enough for my hand to slip through
>I'm still shaking
>I slip my other hand in there and slowly glide my hand above her asshole
>I want to just stop and eat that so much right now
>I'm shaking a lot more
>Nervous
>I'm getting sloppy
>My hand is shaking too much
>I dont notice this because my dick is controlling every part of my being
>I get rightabove her asshole and stop for a split second
>Not once does what I'm trying to do hit me
>I'm being controlled by my lust for her pussy
>I keep my hand going centimeters closer to her slit
>Then it happens
>She wakes up
>I was too sloppy
>She's awake for real this time and sleepily says "anon...? What are you doing with your hand down my pants?"
(Cont)
Next part is the last one I promise. Dont rush me you faggots. I'm holding back the urge to jack off to this story so I can finish it.
>>688472041
>rape tge bitch instead
>try to cover her mouth but I'm too much of a fag and she overpowers me
>mom charges in hits me with a shoe
>dad freaks out and punches me
>gets cops called
>can't go to jail
>gets dumped
>decided to stick dildo up my ass
>no gay shit
>anal stimulation feels good
>sign up for male stripers for gay raves
(cont)
Hurry
>>688472673
Do 1 line 3 strokes
>>688472685
You fucking bitch
>>688472685
How did you know?
Tag for notif
>>688472673
>"anon...? What are you doing with your hand down my pants?"
>>688472673
>OHFUCK.mp4
>stutter in an attempt to buy time to think of an excuse
>hear her dad outside
>he opens the door
>In a panic, I fall off the bed, on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
Hope my story was worth the wait! Good night everyone.
>>688472673
Well if you weren't gettin high, on your own supply, this wouldn't be happenin right now
>>688472982
Every single person in this thread would eat that
>>688473075
Not me, I'm vegan
>>688473025
I hope this isn't the real poster
>>688473025
I hate you
>>688472673
I've taken a bath, masturbated and had a snack and it's still not finish?!
>>688473226
Probs not
>>688473215
Well are you also a faggot?
>>688473215
When?
>>688473025
I strongly dislike you.
>>688472685
This is REALLY boring so far.
I've masturbated while sleeping right next to my mother, father, cousin, grandma and some of my good friends
>>688473075
No im a vegan catholic christian and that is wrong. If it was a little boy i wouldn't mind the meat
>>688473215
I fucking knew some idiot was gunna say this
>smh
>>688473283
Probably sticks dildos up his ass and claims no gay gay shit
>>688472673
>She realizes what I'm doing
>Looks at the guilty look on my face
>Looks at my shaking hands
>Says "Are you going to stick them in or what?"
>>688473425
>no gay gay shit
>>688473422
Kek me too
>>688473272
No fucking doubt. Is trailer anon missing 8 or 9 fingers or something
Hurry pls, I need sleep
DONE THIS SHIT IS BORING AF
>>688465328
>>688472673
God damn
>>688460325
>Be me in 2008
>Voting for the first time
>Longest line you could imagine
>Hot girl is in front of me
>Talking with a bigger girl
>At one point we all got compressed together
>Her ass was pressed up against me
>Then they start laughing about god knows what
>As she laughs she is wiggling
>I start feeling the waves of euphoria
>In my head I begin to panic
>It takes everything in me not to explode
>When I got to the voting booth
>I immediately fapped one out
>Then the paranoia set in
>Wondering if they heard me
>I had to race through all the questions
>I wasn't expecting it to be so long
>All the while my hand was covered in spunk
>And it got all over the push screen
>I tried to wipe it with my shirt but it just smeared
>I am not even sure if I voted for the right person
>I think I may have accidentally voted for the black guy
>>688472673
(Cont)
LAST PART
>Shes awake for real
>And she's angry...I can hear it in her tone
>This isn't like one of those stories you'll hear on b where the gf wakes up and fucks your brains out
>This was real fucking life and that shit does not happen when you're with a girl who doesn't want to fuck until marriage.
>I'm freaking out
>My words are slurring
>I need to think of something fast
>All I could think of was
>Fuck even though this is the last day how am I gonna deal with this
>I just lost my gf and I'm 400 miles away from home
>I realize that its been a few seconds and I can't make her wait without an excuse
>I say the first thing that I could pull up
>"Oh. I was snapping your waist band. Remember how we talked about how you snore a lot when you sleep?"
>"I was trying to see If I could get you to snore like that"
>WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY
>WORST EXCUSE EVER
>her dad is gonna kill me
>Her brothers are gonna kill me
>I'll have to walk home
>Tell my parents that I got dumped because of this
>In the middle of all these thoughts she just replies
>"That's fucking stupid, dont do that again. I had a dream that I was being raped and got scared and woke up to that."
>Well..she wasn't too far off
>But WHAT
>SHE BELIEVED THAT?!
>She was kinda loud when she woke up
>Woke one of her bros up who just told her to go the fuck to sleep
>She just said "anon was being fucking stupid. Fine."
>I'm in awe
>She can't be this fucking dumb
>She lies back down and tells me to go to sleep and not to pull any shit
>My god
>She is this fucking dumb.
>I go to sleep with the biggest grin on my face
>My adrenaline then calms down
>I realize what I just fucking did and what I just fucking got away with.
>I get legitimately concerned that maybe she saw thru it and I go sleep a tiny bit scared.
>Wake up the next morning and shes fine
>Tells me I was being stupid last night but that's it.
>Mfw I got away with all this for three days.
>Mfw we dated for 9 more months...no sex tho.
>I stutter and don't know what to say
>She says she'll let me stick my fingers in her if I promise to give her something
>"What?"
>About tree fiddy
>That's when I realized my girlfriend was really a 10 ft tall lochness monster from the Paleolithic era
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
Almost 5am, go fuck yourself slow ass nigger anon
>>688473916
Thanks obama
>>688460325
Wow. lol
>>688473959
gay
>>688473959
6/10
not bad
>>688473959
I'm curious, tell me how you two broke up. Preferrably with a lot of detail and good green text writing.
>>688473959
Perfect score 5/7
>>688473959
Sleep here I come
>>688473959
not worth/10
5/7 would fap again
>>688473959
>>Mfw we dated for 9 more months...no sex tho.
Don't understand this at all
>>688461684
Still the best story here
I once stared in a snuff film, at the end they snuffed me.
>>688474346
The break up story is actually pretty interesting. I'll give you all the detail I can just gimme some time unlike the other inpatient faggots here. I'll try to keep it within 1-2 posts
>>688468063
Continue fag
>>688474578
Troll ending, fag
>>688474567
no problems from me Anon, I'm a patient man. Ill be here waiting. Just take your time
Waste of a fuckin' night
I used to jack off o my exes friends after they passed out at parties.
>>688474758
Hope this shit doesn't 404
>>688474758
Same I got 3 more hours to go
>>688474567
Don't let the thread 404 before the story is finished though. Take your time anon
Yeah, I banged her.
>>688474977
Gross
>>688460703
Barely
>>688462286
It's not rape if she's unaware of it.
She has to be screaming and rejecting you. That's what makes it fun.
>>688473959
Oh nigga please
>>688474977
too soon
>be me 19
>staying with a pal
>get drunk with him and his gf
>they can't handle booze and go to bed
>in walks his slut mom
>sit on couch with me drinks wine
>says "hey anon want to see a trick?"
> I say sure
>removes bra and pulls it threw sleeve and says "catch"
> drunk as fuck whip my cock out
> oh my anon
>starts playing with the tip rolls toungover the head
>grap her hair and make her gag
>stops slaps me saying not so rough
>dafuq.jpg
>grab her throat look her in the eye
>place finger in her pussy
>say "be a good bitch"
>fuck her while her panties are on my face
>used bra strap as gag
>cum inside her
>zip pants smack her ass
>tries to take panties
> naw I own it like I own you
>she slaps me
>lets try anal next yime anon
>they moved 3 weeks later
>>688460771
Are you op?
>>688467479
sauce pls
>>688474977
Too soon anon
I helped my gf molest teenage schoolgirls taking the bus to school
I have some pretty shameful stories but I think one is that the toilet plunger currently in the bathroom right now has been shoved up my ass and I have no idea what to do about it
I feel so fucked up
>>688475579
I would like to hear a lot more about this
>>688474346
>>688474522
Break up story time
>Things settle back to normal after the trip
>For the entire remaining course of the relationship she never mentions those three nights again
>She never caught on, trust me she would have told someone and I would have found out
>I never told anyone outside of this thread about it
ANYWAY
>Be the next year
>Were in July now
>We've been fighting a lot more consistently and there's a reason for that
Tiny bit of back story
>We met through music and played in a band together
>One of the band members hung around us like a third wheel all the time
>He was autistic (literally autistic, had asperges or however you spell it)
>Kid was normal except he didn't understand what was socially acceptable
>He had a hard time knowing when to leave and when he's intruding on others
>So essentially he hangs with us all the time
>I want him to leave because I want alone time
>She doesn't mind because she likes hanging out cause were all band mates and friends
Now back to present
>So we're fighting more and more
>She pulls double standards on me
>One example
>I was driving a friend of mine who was a girl to college every Friday morning since we had class together.
>This girl had a boyfriend, I was not interested in her, she was not interested in me
>My gf would flip shit because she was basically paranoid and thought that my friend was trying to ruin our relationship
>My gf wasn't clingy by any means (I know it sounds that way) but she was just batshit insane.
>So she would get mad at shit like that
BUUUUT
>She would hang out with the fucking autistic guy alone and would see nothing wrong with it when I get upset
>Aka this is usual he said she said stuff
>I wasn't driving this girl to spite her, just because it made no sense since we were going to the same place
Basically fights are all petty shit like that
>I get tired of the fighting but I really do love her
>All perversion inside I thought she was the best I could do
(Cont)
>>688460325
are you the town rapist?
>>688461684
Back to 9gag you go
>>688460325
Fucked my ex in my best friends laundry, creampied her and used her panties to clean my dick.
I guess in the meantime I've got a good story.
>Be me 14-15 yr old beta fag
>go over to grandparents house a lot and sleepover cause their the cool ones
>one night while sleeping over I get the urge to masturbate
>I'm sleeping out on the couch alone
>start to masturbate
>get and idea
See my grandmother isn't bad looking for her age and shes got a fantastic set of tits
>think of hot 43 yr old aunt kind of hot
<opinionated>
Anyway
>get the courage and strength to be stealthy tonight
>letsgosamfisher.jpg
>get to my grandparents bedroom at the end of the hall
>doors open
>accessgranted.webm
>start getting to her side of the bed and slowly remove the covers
>shes wearing a shirt
>fuck
>start touching her breasts gently to she if she wakes
>not moving
>touch her belly while lifting up her shirt slightly
>nothing
>time to move in
>I get some of the shirt pulled up till the underboob starts poking out
>touch the bareness of her breast
>mrhappyrises.gif
>starting to get a boner I lift up her shirt entirely and get to see her huge rack
>keep teasing her nipples but she moves slightly
>panic and freeze out of fear
>she doesn't wake
>that was a close call
>pull down her shirt and fight the urge to go further
>walk out of the room and back to the couch with me till I get the nerve to try again
>round-2-fight.PNG
(cont)
>>688460325
yea cuz girls totally don't realize when a fat load comes out of them
>>688475697
>I tried to make things work
>I really did
>But she just didn't care
>Kept fighting on every little thing and it's becoming apparent she just doesn't care anymore
>I'm in denial though
>One day the three of us are hanging at my house(me, her and autismo)
>She pulls me upstairs out of nowhere
>And basically tells me she doesn't want to do this anymore
>I feel crushed
>I beg her like a bitch to explain why and she just never said anything concrete
>I didnt want to admit it but ever since our 1st year anniversary she changed as a person
>I started dating her when she was 14
>She was still going through puberty
>By the time that year rolled around she matured as a person and changed
>She wasn't the same anymore and deep inside I knew that by how radically different she acted but I would never admit it
>I thought that person I fell in love with was still there
>Basically she leaves.
>Autismo asks what happened and I tell him everything
>He says he never saw that coming and is confused too
>He left too to try and talk to her and see what was happening
>I thanked him and cried the rest of the day
>Days pass, were technically still dating but she is distant
>My birthday rolls around and she is still the same, cold and won't even kiss me
>The next day, my parents were taking a day trip and asked if my gf would want to come
>I give her a call, maybe thinking it would help with the situation
>She basically then dumps me over the phone
>I'm still in shock, I spend the next few days trying to make everything work out
>Again she just doesn't care
>We stop talking for about 4weeks, put the band on hold and I just try to get over it
>Eventually after not seeing her for those entire 4 weeks, autismo and my other band mate try to start the band again, we agree after some time
>It takes some time but we're doing okay
>Friends but nothing more
Months pass without anything weird happening. We still play as a band.
>Next is the last part
>>688475697
>I tried to make things work
>I really did
>But she just didn't care
>Kept fighting on every little thing and it's becoming apparent she just doesn't care anymore
>I'm in denial though
>One day the three of us are hanging at my house(me, her and autismo)
>She pulls me upstairs out of nowhere
>And basically tells me she doesn't want to do this anymore
>I feel crushed
>I beg her like a bitch to explain why and she just never said anything concrete
>I didnt want to admit it but ever since our 1st year anniversary she changed as a person
>I started dating her when she was 14
>She was still going through puberty
>By the time that year rolled around she matured as a person and changed
>She wasn't the same anymore and deep inside I knew that by how radically different she acted but I would never admit it
>I thought that person I fell in love with was still there
>Basically she leaves.
>Autismo asks what happened and I tell him everything
>He says he never saw that coming and is confused too
>He left too to try and talk to her and see what was happening
>I thanked him and cried the rest of the day
>Days pass, were technically still dating but she is distant
>My birthday rolls around and she is still the same, cold and won't even kiss me
>The next day, my parents were taking a day trip and asked if my gf would want to come
>I give her a call, maybe thinking it would help with the situation
>She basically then dumps me over the phone
>I'm still in shock, I spend the next few days trying to make everything work out
>Again she just doesn't care
>We stop talking for about 4weeks, put the band on hold and I just try to get over it
>Eventually after not seeing her for those entire 4 weeks, autismo and my other band mate try to start the band again, we agree after some time
>It takes some time but we're doing okay
>Friends but nothing more
Months pass without anything weird happening. We still play as a band.
>Next is the last part
> be me, early 20s
> host drinks/bbq night at my house
> everyone gets drunk as fuck and goes home/passes out in my living room or rumpus room
> last two people awake are me and my friend's gf
> she's 8/10, has nice round C cups and a fat ass, likes wearing short skirts
> have fapped thinking about her before
> we go upstairs and she lies down on a bed in the spare room
> i lie down next to her and we chat for a while, we've known each other for a while so we're pretty comfortable together
> my cock definitely wants to tear her ass up though
> she takes off her skirt and top, just wearing bra and panties
> I take off my shirt and start feeling her tits
> we both pass out before getting any further
> wake up a few hours later and hear the shower in the ensuite on, the door is closed and I can see her bra and panties in a pile next to it
> assume she must be taking a show
> dick is diamond hard, take off my shorts and underwear to free the beast
> pick up her panties, they're soaked through
> start licking her juices off the crotch and stroking my throbbing cock
> decide fuck it, I'll just go for it
> open the door to the ensuite, it's unlocked
> walk in and lock the door behind me
> she turns around and her eyes lock onto my cock
> I walk up to her and kiss her while guiding her hand to my cock
> she starts stroking it
> fuck her in the bathroom and cum buckets on her ass
> we showered together after, dried off then went back to the bed
> she notices her panties aren't where she left them
> picks them up and asks me if I liked them
> I nodded, feeling slightly ashamed
> she put the panties in my mouth and started sucking my cock
> we fucked again and I came inside her
> her boyfriend never found out, I still jerk off thinking about it
>>688475579
>On our way to town using the bus
>Qt 14 year old enters bus wearing a schooluniform
>Notice my gf staring at her, biting her lip and rubbing her crotch
>I ask her if this cute schoolgirl is making her horny
>Of course she says yes
>Bus stops schoolgirl gets off
>Gf grabs my hands and tells me she wants to play with this cutie
>Ohlordylord.jpg
>She wants me to restrain the girl when she distracts her
>leads the girl to a empty parking lot behind a store with some bs story about a missing cat or sumthin
>i come from behind and grab her
>gf immediatley turns into a sexual predator and starts groping and licking the girl calling her a cutie, sniffing her hair etc
>girl of course in total panic mode like a deer caught in headlights
>eventually my gf gets bored and slides her fingers in the girls panties and puts them in her mouth
>"mmm you taste delicious thanks for playing" she says
>i let go and we run like hell
Sorry took awhile i did this on my phone
(Cont)- grandparents story
>Walk back to their room
>have too much confidence and start to get kinda sloppy with the stealth
>keep touching her but not being very nimble
>she keeps moving more
>not feeling too scared
>get another idea cause I'm so tired and horny
>pulls out my hard cock
>try rubbing it on her clothed nipple
>SUPER HARD TO FIND btw
>begin pulling up her shirt again and get one breast out
>start rubbing my cock on what boob I can
>howisshenotwakingup.nigger
>Starting to get ready to cum
>she moves again
>every inch of my body paralyzes in fear as I back away with my dick frozen in fear
>feels like my jizz turned to ice
>She didn't wake up yet
>start counting my loses
>also don't want to get the shit beat out of my grandad since he is right next to her sleeping (facing the other way thnk god)
>Still not wanting to give up
>I get the courage to at least lick her nipple
>the moment my tongue brushes against her breast she begins to flail around and wakes up in shock
>I'm thinking to myself "im fucked"
>quickly get my hard cock in my pants
>everybodys awake now
>grandpa says 'whats wrong'
>gotta think of something quick
>gottagofast.jpeg
>completely ignore the question
>ask if my grandma is alright
>she replies yes
>my grandfather says 'you're so sweet for making sure were okay
>mfw he said that
>im thinking to myself
>HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT, THEY DIDN"T JUST BUY THAT!!!!!
>they totally did
>bolt back to the couch
>I only reach the end of the hallway
>hey Anon
>Oh fuck I am so dead
>frozen in fear
>grandpa walks up to me and pats me on the shoulder and thanks me
>I nearly shit myself
>Gpa gives me stupid talk about how a man should be and that I did good
>after that I nutted off and went to sleep
>>688476152
that is incredibly hot
>be me
>at party 2 years ago
>making out with lesb friend
>lesb friend and i passed out
>woke up with my hand on her tit
>she turns and kisses me
>is she awake or gone
>i say her name
>no response
>alright
>lick her tits for a bit
>put hands down her pants to feel some of that
>really tight jeans though but you know still got there in the end
>grabbed her ass
>oh jeez
>fell asleep with my hand on her tit and hand on her ass while she was holding me
>felt nice
:)
>>688460325
yeah right nice delusion
>>688460325
Nice man! Me jelly
{Gay Shit Warning}
>15 yo twink att
>in highschool
>bf = 16 a bit of a sociopath
>going on school camping trip
>get assigned tents
>tent with bf + this kinda hot friend
>friend had light autismo
>end of day go to tent
>sleepytime.jpeg
>forgot sleeping bag
>o shit nigger
>sleep in bf's sleeping bag with him
>bf rolls me over to the other side of sleeping bag so I'm pressed against tent wall
>woahthere.mp4
>feel bf's hand
>bf is pulling down my shorts while pressing me against tent wall
>watdo.jpegged
>friendo literal 1 foot away
>feel bf poking me
>thatsnotafinger
(Cont)?
>>688468981
>>688476403
no dont continue
>>688472673
Anon is best story teller I know
>>688476130
and another time
> at a house party with a girl who I've fucked before and a new girl who I want to fuck
> things go well with new girl, end up together upstairs
> start making out, boob grabbing and light fingering outside her panties
> she asks if I have a condom
> tell her to wait while I go and find one
> go out into hallway and see girl i fucked before
> she sees me, is obviously drunk and horny
> I'm blue balling so I can't help but get distracted by her cleavage
> start making out with her, go into bathroom
> gets down on her knees and starts sucking my cock
> I pull her up, turn her around and bend her over the bathroom counter
> lift up her skirt, pull down her stockings and thong and give her pussy a rub
> she's already soaking wet
> ease into her pussy bareback, covering her mouth to keep noise down
> pound her for several minutes trying to finish quickly so I can get back to the new girl
> start fingering her ass lightly
> she seems to like it
> as I'm about to blow I pull out and stick the head of my cock into her ass
> she winces slightly but doesn't seem to care
> cum buckets into and around her asshole
> suddenly remember new girl
> wipe visible pussy juice off my cock, kiss the girl I just fucked, pull up my pants and underwear and race downstairs while she cleans up
> ask my buddy for a condom, he gives me one
> race back up the stairs to new girl
> "what took you so long anon?"
> "oh, you know, the boys were giving me shit before they'd give me a condom"
> we go back to making out
> she takes off my pants and underwear and starts sucking my cock
> I'm semi hard but the thought of her sucking the other girl's pussy and ass juice off my cock gets me rock hard again
> put on the condom and fuck her
> my balls hurt by the time I finish
> spoon with the new girl for a while before going back to the party
> they knew each other and found out I fucked them both that night
> both hate me now
> doesn't matter had sex x2
>me at like 13 maybe 12
>have group of friends since 1st grade, maybe 11 or 12guys
>great guys always a blast when I was kid
>around puberty we took to an odd activity
>all like to dry hump eachother
>all think it's "funny" pretending we're gay
>we do it anytime its late
>never anything gayer between us all
>expect one time
>all together in one big room
>all playing video games
>turn out the lights and hump time
>have close friend who doesn't resist being humped at all
>call him j
>occasionally talks femeinite when I grind him
>friends start grabbing eachother and getting to work
>everyones pretty rough/loud with eachother since none of them are gay or being serious
>grab j and hit a dark corner by a couch
>as usual he's in doggey and I just grab his waist and pump
>hard af but it's usual stuff for me
>j notices how loud it is and no one paying attention to us
>he gave me this really sexy glare while I just rubbed my dick on his behind
>he starts to make me shake and can tell
>moans
>very very femeinitely
>"you'd like me like that l?"
>sounds just like a girl
>I lose it
>grab his shorts and pull down
>see boy ass for a second
>he pulls me back up
>looks at me disgusted
>moves away from me
but here's the most preverted and worst thing one sec
>>688460325
Having consensual sex with my wife in our bed in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>In class last year
>new girl at school
>sits across the room
>constantly moving her legs
>basically saw her white panties all the time
yeah
>>688476403
please do!
>>688476130
That's not perverted, that's alpha as fuck
>>688476585
Fucking sick. Get out of our thread you disgusting douchewaffle!
>>688476637
Cuck.
>>688465162
Greentext dog story?
>>688476082
>>688476084
Stupid 4chan crashed
Anyways
>Flash forward to December
>At band practice she randomly has a mental breakdown
>Won't tell me what happened besides she did something bad to me
>I had my suspicions
>A week later she tells me alone that during our 4 weeks of not talking after she dumped me she had a summer fling with autismo
>He basically took advantage since the start
>Always being "the guy to talk to" and got us to break up
>Then took advantage of her after she dumped me and had a little fling with her
>I never forgave her
>Still tried to be friends with her since she was the only one out of 5 people who knew and actually told me
>I punched autismo in the face and kicked him out of the band
>She quit from guilt
>I was fucking destroyed
>Failed all my finals for my first semester of college (this happened right before finals week)
>Lost my trust in her and all women
>Still tried to be friends
>After a week she kept pulling the same shit, starting fights and getting angry over stupid shit when she should have no right to do so after how bad I was fucked over
>We were driving one night and she started again with her bullshit
>I loudly said "oh great here we go again"
>At that very moment I realized I didn't care about this person anymore
>She was screaming the whole way home about random bullshit because she was crazy
>I drop her off home, she's standing outside my car door in the street waiting for me to say something
>I tell her close the door so a car doesn't fly into it and take my door off
>She slams the door and we never talk again
That's my story, hope you're still lurking bro. In all honesty I think I deserved that nasty break up after I pretty much tried to rape her in her sleep from the above story. Karma I guess? But because of that I have a hard time trusting people and have a fear of people lying to me. She kept the fling a secret for 5 months and 3 other people knew. that messed me up the worst...
>>688476830
How am I a cuck? Because I think some guy fucking his friend's hot girlfriend is alpha as fuck?
>>688477001
lurk moar faggot
>>688468063
/thread
>>688474977
Just soon enough ;)
>be me
>live with friend and his family
>he has little sister (13yr)
>she often does he laundry at night and doesn't take it out/fold it until the next morning
>sneak out after they've all gone to sleep
>grab her panties out of the drier and bring back to room
>fap, cum, but not directly into panties
>smear a small amount of cum into the crotch of each pair (not enough for her to notice)
>probably about 10 pairs
>put them back into drier and go to bed
I kind of feel possessive towards her, so I guess this is my sick way of 'claiming her'.
My cum is the first cum to ever touch her pussy... just the thought makes me diamonds.
I do this all the time.
Will never get caught because everybody naively trusts me.
>>688477066
feelsbadman
>>688476403
Cont
>bf squeezes inside of me
>oohh shit just got real
>starts fucking me up against the tent wall
>bf clamps his hand over my mouth so I don't make noise
>glance behind us and realize friendo is awake
>whoops
>bf starts fucking me hard
>tent to shifting a bit each thrust
>friendo clearly knows what's going on
>bf doesn't care
>he likes watching me squirm apparently
>don't really know what to do
>trying not to gasp or make any noise
>bf starts to pick up pace
>cums in me
>bf holds his dick in me and rolls me back over to the overside of the sleeping bag
>make eyecontact with friendo
> sorryaboutthat.jpeg
>fall asleep with my bf's dick still inside me
Day 2
>wake up
>alliswell
>friendo acts like nothing is wrong
Cont
>>688476919
All true. spread over about 15 years, mostly when I was a teen/early 20's.
>>688477001
scroll up.
>>688477066
Well, your story is why I continue to lurk /b/
If you can trust people now again, everything is fine now. Btw, you were 15 years old, that's normal to act like this at this age. You don't have really done something bad. Don't feel guilty about it.
>>688477066
I've pretty much played the same role as autismo in your story in a similar scenario. Crazy girl and good friend have a fucked up relationship, I somehow get dragged in, a fling I shouldn't have had. Ruined lots of relationships because I wasn't really thinking about what I was doing or what would happen. Not saying it wasn't my fault but bitches man, bitches just fuck everything up.
