What are the most offensive jokes you know?
What is the academically accepted and historically correct term to describe the death of six million Jews at the hands of the Nazis during World War II?
>>688442718
"A good start"
>>688442166
How does a black chick know she's pregnant again?
>When she pulls out her tampon, all the cotton's been picked
>>688442166
Requesting a Nazi patch
>>688442166
6 million
>>688442718
"6 million"
Why does Canada have indians and the USA have niggers?
>>688442166
how do you pick up a jewish chick?
>with a broom and dustpan
>>688443459
Canada had first choice
This is the most offensive I know:
So I was eating out this chick when I suddenly tasted horse semen. I was shocked. I said "so, Grandma... I guess that's how you died."
Why is necrophiliac beastiality the worst crime to be charged with?
>>688443278
You deserve one
>>688442166
Your mom is a nigger
>>688444320
One cannot claim as a defence, "I thought the cat I was fucking was still alive"
>>688444444
BBW pegging thread?
BBW pegging thread.
Once you go black,
your a single mom
whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
What's the best way to kill a Jew?
Throw a penny off a cliff.
Q: What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
A: Fitting in
Two sharks. One ate a white man, the other a black man. Wich shark got sick?
Q: Why would it suck to be a black jew?
A: You'd have to sit in the back of the oven.
Q: What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?
A: A Sandy Hook survivor
>>688443906
you evil bastard
My joke:
In 1984 we had live aid in 2000 live aid for the millenium 2004 live aid 20 years on..... Now tell me aids is bad for Africa.
I bet I run faster naked than you run scared
>>688442166
Q: What is Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets
what do you do when you see a nigger hopping around the woods with only one leg ?
Stop laughing and shoot him again
I dont get it
What's better than winning double gold at the Paralympics?
>walking
Burn victims tend to stick together
>>688443906
I dont get it
>>688445595
thank you i try
whats the best part of a blowjob given by an Ethiopian chick?
you know she'll swallow for the extra calories
A nigger and a spick fall from a tree who hits the ground first ?
The spick, niggers attached to a rope
wut does a jew pervert say
>wanna buy some candy lil gurl
Q: How do you make a gay man fuck a woman?
A: Take a shit in her vagina
Whats the difference between a nigger and a piece of shit?
A piece of shit turns white and stops stinkin after awhile
>>688446190
Just for future reference it's funnier if you say he was stopped by the rope
Q: What's the best part about fucking twenty two year olds?
A: There's twenty of them
>>688442166
I don't like rape jokes, they seem too forced
>>688443906
i have one more for you
what do women and shit have in common?
>older they get the easier they are to pick up
If the camera adds 10 pounds, do African children even exist?
>>688443906
You fucker
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9-11 victims, they went through 86 stories in 10 seconds
So two gay guys are having sex in a field and get struck by lightning who gets into heaven first ?
The guy on the bottom I heard he had his shit packed
>>688443906
>>688446331
Well at least no one is making dead mother jokes.
>>688446420
explain why is it bad? Is this a weaboo thing?
what wud you call the flintstones if they were black
nigger
Q: What's the best part about fucking a baby?
A: It makes your dick look huge!
How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
None… he fell
>>688446444
Topkek and chekt
>>688446590
a bit. In that show the dog and her get fused together by her own fucking dad . Only later to be brutally murdered
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid’s face.
>>688446271
kek
Whats a divorce and tonado in arkansas have in common
>you know someone is going to lose a trailer
>>688446506
there you go
>>688446590
If you haven't seen Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, the little girl and her dog LITERALLY get combined into a half dog half human creature by her sick fuck father
>>688446834
What show is this?
>>688446834
Id call it a mercy kill tbh
>>688446420
and here you go my good friend
>>688442166
What do you call a third grader with no friends?
a Sandy Hook survivor
>>688447179
You're a fucking asshole m8
>>688447075
ah kool any porn of it?
>>688442166
Your sex life
>>688447399
Unfortunately there is
>>688447085
Full metal alchemist
>>688447592
Well do you have any?
also checked
>>688447399
chekt
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it.
>>688447308
i have plenty more m8 you wanna keep going
>>688447050
Let's give this anon a hand!
>>688447868
Just google it
Hello passengers this is your pilot speaking please prepare for 72 virgins
>>688447955
Not cool
Why do nigger women wear heels?
So their knuckles don't drag when they walk.
>>688447999
nice trips
>>688447999
you made me lose my head
>>688447999
Kekt and chekt
What's the difference between a toddler and a paycheck?
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a paycheck fall out of a window.
>>688443906
>her and her dog
>>688447933
>>688447955
checked
So a little Irish boys sitting on the corner just crying his eyes out . A man what up and asked
"whats the matter lad ?" The boy looked up and said "well sir me ma just died"
The man shook his head then said "such a shame would ye care to talk to father O'riely about it ?" The kid shook his head going "naw sex is the last thing on me mind right now"
>>688444444
>>688447955
Man this brings back some hurt. I never saw Brotherhood, is it that much different from the first run of the series?
>>688448179
dont cry because
>>688448482
Brotherhood sticks closer to the manga
Nina tucker had a ruff childhood but she died like a bitch
>>688448573
I hope Mustang roasts ur ass for that
>>688448482
after the middle of the series it changes other than that same premise
>>688437947 Get in this bitch bitches
>>688448658
I hate you so much right now anon
>>688448658
Why is it only FMA was inappropriate?!
>>688446834
A bit weaboo? Full on weeb
>>688448376
>>688448811
4 sets of fucking dubs !
>>688448811
Wait WTF?! 4 sets of dubs?! IMPOSSIBURU!!!!!!1!!!!1
>>688446331
Hehehe.
>>688444644
Do you have anymore?
>>688447179
Dude, no. Fuckn no.
>>688442166
What is something that 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
>Gang rape.
test
>>688447955
Ok, that one's not even a joke.
>>688449328
Asshole
What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
>I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
>>688448847
yet now even this series is becoming mainstream .
Think about that . the normies are getting into the nerd shit . Cancer abound man .
See you space cowboy , we're all fucked now
>>688448376
Wut?
A bag of cocaine and a baby is the setup.
You're probably too young to remember Clapton being known for being a drug addict.
>>688449442
>>688443906
i cried at this scene
>>688449549
We fucking got the joke tard
>>688449549
or have no knowledge of rock and roll at all . Even acts like Neil young and Joni Mitchell were doing blow
>>688448573
Again, not a joke. Dude, c'mon. There needs to be humor in it, like the "dog says: dady" thing you did earlier.
>>688448811
Czeched
>>688449328
>>688448658
>>688447955
>>688443906
There is a special place in hell for you all
>>688449661
you werent the only one
Dark humor is like children with cancer.
It never gets old.
>>688449777
CHECKED
What's pink 6 inches and makes my girlfriend cry when i feed it to her???
>>688449906
Her miscarriage
>>688449906
An abortion.
>>688449328
Da fuck, dude? Fuckn mean. I mean, yeah I'm laughing, but Jesus.
>>688446205
For added shock i prefer to word it-
How do you make a faggot shag a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
>>688449905
He did not get dubs
>>688450047
Go burn in hell asshole
did this turn into a dubs thread?
>>688448289
That character was a bitch anyways
Not even worth remembering the name
Bols will forever be in my heart
They just put in a new transit system in Harlem. Trees.
>>688450251
What do you think?
Whats the difference between a (race) and bread. Bread doesnt scream in the oven
>>688450181
>>688450047
>>688448482
>>688447955
Weaboos all of you
>>688450269
Akame ga Kill was a trainwreck imo
>>688450110
Oy ya retard wank he got fookin trips ya twit
>>688442166
>>688444244
>>688444533
>>688444644
>>688446444
>>688447955
>>688447999
>>688448811
>>688449777
>>688450300
All these rolls
>>688450426
What is a weaboo exactly?
>>688450426
Weebs denounce their own culture you are not a weeb just for liking anime
Also if you hate anime that much what are you doing on this site
You: Did you know that if a baby is born underwater it can live its entire life underwater?
Response: no way, that's not true
You: it's true. You just have to hold them down whenever they float to the surface.
>>688449173
>>>688448811
>Wait WTF?! 4 sets of dubs?! IMPOSSIBURU!!!!!!1!!!!1
Quad dubs.. is anon God?
>>688450612
Somone who likes things from japan
They should kill themself and make the world a better place
>>688450487
Quite possibly but I was too in love with it to notice or care.
>>688450426
>>688450503
>>688450573
Not even half of them and I got another pic
>>688449004
That's not how Dubs work summerfag
>>688450612
Weeb ie weeaboo: Its a term for the average usually white non jap anime fan who try's to act and be japanese and usually watches anime its where the fantasy spawns from they are not japs nor do they really respect the culture . now ya can like anime and not be a weeb but no one will believe your not if you admit you like anime thats just fact
>>688450910
huh I've been waiting for this moment to be called a new-fag. thank you anon for the first of many
Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck his dick.
>>688450822
>>688450351
What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Adolph hitler?
Lance could finish a race.
>>688450629
Who said anything about hating anime?
Nvmd, I imagine someone mentioned it in here somewhere.
Only thing I've done so far is laugh at some really dark jokes involving the little girl from FMA. I feel real bad for laughing, but that's the point of a dark joke.
Here's an original a friend of mine came up with:
Q: How do you make a little girl cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
Both hilarious, and horrible.
>>688442166
Hillary Clinton could be president of the United States of America
>>688445351
fucking golden
>>688443278
... patch of hair?
>>688450629
I dont hate anime
>P.S that is something a weaboo would say
>>688450723
Dude. A good story is a good story. Japan is a fucked country, but at least they can tell a good story from time to time. Plus, sushi is fuckn delicious.
What do old women taste like?
. . . depends
>>688442166
Why do women get periods?
Because they deserve them.
That one will silence a room quickly.
>>688450921
I see. Hmmmm.
>>688450723
>>688443906
The cow goes moo
The pig goes oink
The dog goes Big Brother
>>688446326
Yeah, but 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang rape.
>>688443906
Fucking monster.
>>688450629
Not the person you're replying to, but if you like anime you're a weaboo.
Also, being on /b has nothing to do with liking weaboo culture. This board is like bobbing for apples in a Porta potty. Mostly shit but occasionally you find an apple.
>>688452046
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
>>688451895
fucking kek
>>688451522
Now this is cruelty . Anon all the fma ones now this . who touched you ? who made you hurt ?
I have a black guy on my family tree.
He's still hanging there.
>>688451797
aye
>>688452184
>>688451764
kek thats a good one
>>688452394
ANYTHING BUT RAINBOW STALIN
>>688451372
That's not original unless you came up with it years ago and it has already propagated itself through the internet.
>>688450910
bait
>>688452298
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
A: I don't eat the watermelon after I'm done fucking it.
>>688446444
trips of truth
>>688452726
what?
>>688446190
Why did mary fall off the swing?
>Because she doesn't have arms
knock knock
>Who's there
Not mary!
>>688451679
Yes unless it is from those fucking japs
>>688452207
*Ethiopian food
>>688452840
>>688445122
Pizzas don't scream in the oven you kike
>What's the difference a black man and batman?
Batman can go a night without robin'
>>688452895
decent jokes anon
>>688452994
weeb
Pearl Harbour is the only US state with 12 letters in its name.
>>688452667
Basically, yes. That joke originated in the '90s, in Towson, MD.
I was there for its creation. That was the best one that day.
How long does it take a lady nigger to shit?
What do you call 5 niggers having sex?
...a threesome...
>>688453335
9 months?
Where do homosexual men live?
A gay-ve (gave)
>>688453227
your point
>>688452895
This works better if you use a joke everyone knows like,
Person telling the joke: "what do you call a man with no arms or legs?"
Person that knows that easy joke: "Phil"
PTtJ: knock, knock?
PtktJ: who's there?
PTtJ: well, not Phil
>>688442166
Donald Trump
>>688449756
Young didnt do coke, he just got baked and wasted a lot
>>688442166
Women, Niggers and jews are far inferior.
To animals.
>>688443906
What sound does the cat make?
Meow
What sound does the horse make?
Neigh
What sound does the dog make?
Big brother? Big brother Edward?
Whats the best thing about anal sex with twenty two year olds
There is twenty of them
>>688453666
Fuck off Satan
>>688453931
i love you
>>688453950
bite me
>>688442166
When does a black man become a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.
>>688451765
Lost hard
>>688453311
Holy shit, you were there? I'm guessing this was in a somethingawful.com thread? That was where people like /b/tards originally gravitated to.
>>688453666
wow hey dad
>>688453735
>person with no arms or legs
>phil
I don't even get the easy part
>>688450723
Fat
>>688454672
I dont think he said it right, those jokes are supposed to be like "what do you call a person with no arms or legs __________ (for instance floating in a pond)?" Bob would be the answer then the next part would be knock knock etc.
Q: what's worse then five dead babys in a trash can?
A: one dead baby in five trash cans
>>688454672
>>person with no arms or legs
First base.
>>688454672
My bad. "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs *in a hole"
Phil.
That's the joke everyone knows
>>688455094
What do you call a woman with 1 leg
Eileen
How do you get four gays on a chair?
>turn it upside-down
What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs?
Nice tits
You know hitler wasn't such a bad guy
After all, he did kill hitler.
>>688446415
underrated
>>688453777
That is fucking hilarious. Keked hard. Also checked
Nigger
My buddy got pissed at me for sniffing his sister's panties. It didn't help matters that she was still wearing them. Also didn't help that her whole family was watching. It also made the rest of the funeral reeeally awkward...
>>688451522
whats this from?
>>688450722
No, he's just a faggot, like you faggot
>>688448482
It starts out about the same, but it branches off into a pretty different story after a certain point. If you haven't watched brotherhood, I'd highly recommend it as it is debatably better than the original series
>>688455847
owari no seraph
>>688455847
seraph of the end .
decent show but complete yaoi and yuri bait at the same time
>>688455333
What do you call a one legged Japanese woman?
Irene.
>>688454634
No, it started in a living room, then this jackass named Alex spread it around to everyone he could. His dumb friends put it online somewhere.
The creators names were Bill and Ralf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyt05XVE-b8
not a joke exactly but a decent tune with humor to it
>>688456039
nice one
What's the difference between a pizza and a nigger?
The pizza can feed a family
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's fucking worth it.
>>688453948
underrated post
>>688442718
Holocaust?
What do you call a woman with 2 black eyes
Nothing, you shouldnt have to call her again
>>688456039
I like my women how i like my coffee
Ground up and in the freezer
>>688443017
This is highly offensive and inaccurate...
Niggers are too lazy to pick cotton without being whipped.
>>688451765
Why.is divorce so expensive?
Because it's fucking worth it.
>>688457109
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?*
Nothing you shouldnt have to say it again*
>>688449269
>>688442166
I like my blacks like I like my coffee
I don't like coffee
why did the scarecrow get an award?
he was outstanding in his field
>>688449442
I still laughed.
>>688457975
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Ground up and in the fridge.
>>688442166
What do you throw a drowning black man?
His wife & kids.
>>688458541
Do black women and children float or something
There are only 2 genders.
A woman was in intense labor for 37 hours straining. When the baby came out the doctor looked at the mother, "I'm sorry it's a still born". The woman in a fit of rage grabs the baby by the leg whips it against the wall stabs it with a scalpel and tosses it out the window. The doctor bursts out laughing. "What's so funny about this!?" she yells.
"April fools! It was alive!"
>>688451093
Kill yourself faggot
You: Did you know that if a baby is born underwater it can live its entire life underwater?
Response: no way, that's not true
You: it's true. You just have to hold them down whenever they float to the surface.
Do I win the FMA contest?
>>688459442
nah
>>688459583
you dont need to say
you:
response:
you:
we would of been able to figure it out you fucking autist
>>688459837
Yes because autism levels have been reached unknown to man
>>688443906
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?
I DON'T GET IT I'M NOT A FUCKING WEEABOO
PLEASE SOME OF YOU DIPSHITS EXPLAIN THIS FUCKING STUPID DRAWING TO ME
IT CRINGES MY DICK
>>688459837
thanks anon I was asking for porn of this earlier
>>688445776
Lel
>>688459965
Would of. Is nonsense,
Would have is what you meant.
>>688453948
>>688460606
ok sure my grammar was wrong but my point remains valid
Why do they call camels the ships of the desert?
Because they're full of Iranian semen.
>>688448847
you mean the joke that is posted on every meme site at least a 100 times has not jet become mainstream
even if not everybody has seen fma they all know the dog that goes da-dy
>>688460947
Just try not doing it again, newfriend
>>688450426
>lets go on a site that started to discus anime
>look at al these faggots that like anime
fucking dipshit
>>688446054
>>688460198
Her father mixed her and her doggo. Basically made her daughter a dog.
>>688460947
I was just explaining how spastic shit retards like you should frame a fucking joke. I apologize if you got the phrasing all by your lonesome, without my feeding it to you.
>>688461171
Niiiice
black humor is like rape
not everybody enjoys it
i'm now using this thread to see which pictures i have saved on my computer
>>688443906
Dude, seriously.
So much dubs
What's the difference between black people and an elevator?
An elevator can raise a child
What sound does a chain on its way to Auschwitz?
Jew Jew
What do you call a black priest?
Holy shit
>>688464981
Train not chain i dun goofed
what's the difference between a steel beam and a black person?
a steel beam can support a family.
>>688465122
savage
How long does a black women need to take a shit?
9 months
>>688465145
jet fuel CAN melt a black person?
>>688445442
Am I the only one that thinks this one is fucking retarded? I get the joke but it just makes me cringe.
>>688464563
Mother Fucking LOL!