Celeb fap thread.- no fags please
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Celeb fap thread.- no fags please
What's a faggot, op?
She's a Bernie-Fag.
Dat feel when you'll never be able to soothe her pain tonight by giving that perfect bald cunt a tongue bath ;_;
>>688439800
A-A-As you c-c-can see m-my mistress knows I'm her butt servant whenever and wherever she w-w-wants... She kn-knows her beauty i-imprisons me...
>>688439858
>>688440961
>>688440299
I-I-I j-just hope m-my string of good luck w-will c-continue and she l-lets me jack t-to her feet again tonight... she's s-s-so fussy it's a-a-a wonder I ever g-g-get to touch her anymore... A true ice queen when i-it comes t-to me and m-my needs...
>>688439800
>>688440299
>>688441364
Wasn't Ariana Grande your mistress yesterday?
>>688441672
Ooh, is Ariana Grande jealous? You almost typed just Ari...that's how i know it's you.
Selena
>>688438846
what movie is this?
Jinx.
>>688441672
N-No s-sir... you m-must m-mean another p-poster... M-My M-M-Mistress Natalie Portman is both pure and b-beyond r-reproach... I-I m-make s-sure every p-part of h-her is k-kept clean and f-fresh...
>>688441095
>>688441943
I think it's time to post qts
>>688443359
The "other poster" had the exact same format for the file names. I-i-interesting.
>>688443359
E-E-Even n-now she is sh-shopping a-at the m-mall l-l-looking for s-something g-g-good f-for m-me to eat... She texted m-me a-about t-two hours ago... And I-I'm starving...
>>688443773
What is this from
>>688444152
shameless. a teen is trying to seduce her ex bf's dad
Why do we ever have celebrity threads without unseen win? i don't get it. Why start a thread without a guarantee of tits?
>>688444376
is that mia larie johnson
>>688444374
Thanks
haven't rly seen anybody talk about her but she is getting hot
>>688444376
Because unseen tits here make this place almost unbearable
>>688439800
Why is one set of her toes completely fucked up? I looked it up, one foot has a scrunched up big toe with a nail half the size of the other one. I mean if it was damage from shitty shoes wouldn't both be screwy?
>>688440961
so chloe has her nipples pierced...
You think she ever still dreams of Dirty Dan?
>>688441095
Look at that face. Fucking UGLY and i aint talking about the vallet. Da fuck is wrong with her face that everything is spaced so close together. NASTY
>>688443395
who is this little boy faggot? belongs in a trap thread
>>688444898
the gaydar is off the charts
>>688445013
I believe Her name is yolandi
>>688444687
I-I-I think that h-h-happened when she k-k-kicked me in the head one morning... I-I-I-I drifted o-o-over accidentally t-to her side of the b-bed... she w-woke up, called m-me every n-name in the b-book and Jackie Channed m-me g-good...
>>688443557
Pablo says, "No bueno!"
>>688439858
she's wearing a rolex. what a fake bitch
>>688445389
you're hereeeee
>>688444064
I would so like to punch you in the face for your writing you colossal faggot
>>688440961
how is it that she posts gym selfies every day and her body is still terrible? wtf does she do while she's there?
>>688445986
>>688446213
She's built on a boy's frame. Like a pink seat on a blue bike.
>>688437947
Get in here loosers
>>688446053
Cheers!
>>688446513
fuck your thread faggot
>>688446956
Holy crap i want expecting that from the thumbnail, i thought it was gonna be some 90s/early 2000s si swimsuit model for some reason
I just got boner
>>688446537
Ghost!
>>688447406
was it better or worst
>>688447565
I saved it
>>688447587
what's so gay about that?
>>688446604
What's the girl on the left's IG?
>>688448014
Zuzanna something or other. Her mom blocked me awhile back for no reason whatsoever. Probably just saw i had no posts of my own and correctly deduced i was a pervert.
>>688448880
>correctly deduced that i was a pervert
Hahahahaha
>>688448880
Aw, can't find her. But I've been there hahahah, even though I actually post art on my profile. Guess you gotta be a mom or another little girl to not get blocked on some accounts.
>>688447874
name?
>>688449745
jordyn jones
You fucking nutsacks.
Yall cant find shit,
https://www.instagram.com/zuzanna_lol_omg/?hl=en
>>688449918
Don't be lewd. She's a sweet girl.
>>688449918
thanks fampai!
>>688440961
Did she get a nipple piercing?
>>688451698
those eyes
>>688451735
sure looks like it
>>688452594
I wonder if there were cameras in the parlor
>>688453737
I thank you for every new girl you introduce me to
M-My mistress is upset b-b-because I-I'm playing m-my music too l-loud and it's d-disturbing h-her tranquility... she said I-I am g-g-going to be p-punished... she's g-g-going t-t-to p-piss in m-my l-late night coffee... And because it's p-p-punishment I-I have to d-d-drink every last d-drop...
>>688454227
>>688442960
At a guess, Devil's Advocate.
I know she showed off a bit in that any way, and it's not a bad movie in general.
>>688442960
2 Days in the Valley
>>688455203
oh my god
>>688455205
The movie's 2 Days In The Valley from 1996 also starring a then in her prime Teri Hatcher.
>>688455532
>>688439858
Quasimodo
>>688442032
Fuckin goddess.
That set is fuckin glorious.
>>688446537
>>688455615
im a sucker for freckles
>>688445389
DELETE THIS
>>688456292
Why? Not nude
>>688447565
>>688447874
16yo
Literally no tits.
Ariel was a titcow in that age.
>>688456274
>>688452872
yesss
>>688456809
Ok this thread is going bad fast
>>688456668
big tits are kinda gross. small tits are cute.
Start with a mature celeb, finish with loli e-celebs.
>>688456940
75/150...fast
>>688456941
Small tits are not suckables.
I like suck tits.
>>688456940
>Not liking QT Ginger Loli's
What a sad life ;_;
>>688457192
Firm > saggy
Fuck this pedo thread.
>>688447565
That fuckin flat chest.
Hahahahaha poor Jordyn.
>>688457626
>>688457510
Milky>Firm>Saggy>Flat
>>688458128
Firm>milky>flat>saggy
>>688455197
who the fuck do you think you are
>>688458318
>>688458128
>>688457510
WHERE'S THE SILICONE?
>>688458585
Below everything.
>>688458318
Exists some womans with milky firm tits, you know that?
>>688458710
That. I can handle.
>>688458585
Really??
Silicone tits are the worst, nipples tastes like burn plastic.
>2016
>Spider-Man Memes
Fucking summer!
>>688458816
More like milky firm> Milky saggy > everything
>>688458956
>>688452594
what the fuck is the appeal of this mutant? she has no figure, her head is tiny, and her neck is non-existent.
>>688458990
Any saggy tits are terrible tits
>>688459017
>>688458924
>2016
>Le loli meme
That shit never gets old. Got it?
>>688459081
>>688458924
Don't you have some homework to do in like 3 months?
>>688459143
>>688458924
name?
>>688459067
No with full of milk.
>>688459275
Still no. I dont want old lady tits on a 30 year old woman.
>>688458523
I-I-I'm s-sorry for b-being a loser b-but m-m-m-my mistress is too fierce f-f-for me to put u-u-up any fight... She s-s-said she's the b-b-boss in our relationship... Wh-Whatever she d-doles out I-I-I m-must accept...
>>688459081
any more from this shoot?
damn
>>688459253
hnnng dem legs/feet
>>688459385
Well Ariel Winter has Saggy tits, and she even in her 30's
>>688459698
I didn't say I liked her tits. You have some English lessons to take my friend.
>>688459491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf_wVfwpfp8
http://imgur.com/a/inhCw
>>688454544
That's not how sex works.
>>688455159
That's a bad one. Also kek at her nose hair
>>688446704
>>688446704
>phone service provider name says it all
>>688460023
Damn, her ass is fine as hell
>>688460186
>>688459455
I-I-If I g-g-give my m-m-mistress a small b-b-bribe she allows me to take a p-peek when she t-t-takes a shower...
>>688460925
I-I-I c-c-come prepared w-w-with a lot of t-tissue when she a-allows this... it's one o-o-of the f-few pleasures she a-a-allows me...
>>688438846
This is the hottest she ever was. 2 Days in the Valley. Hnnng
>>688454422
>>688454422
>them nerps
>never thought i'd see the special chick from "dusk till dawn" topless
Fuck me...or else!
>>688461384
I-I-I-I think she knows I'm a-a-always p-p-peeking at h-her when she's around the house... sh-she calls m-me the biggest p-perv she h-has ever seen... I-I-I don't know why she s-s-says this... I'm j-just a dude with n-needs...
>>688461384
Please kill yourself.
>>688461871
No thanks Sen. Armstrong
>>688441943
Who cares about some Mexican ventriloquist dummy's taste?
I-I-I m-m-must n-never leave this wonderful creature... even though she y-y-yells at me and treats m-me mean, she is v-very special... I j-just h-hope she doesn't l-learn t-to love one of h-her b-bulls...
>>688462636
>>688459253
>mah taytay
who got the nip slip pic
>>688462081
Then...DIE!
>>688461342
how long before they stoop to lesbian porn
>>688462636
dem fucking legs
>>688455203
If /b/ has taught me one thing it's that , that thing probably has a penis.
>question everything
How would you comfort renowned Bernie bro Shailene Woodley tonight after his devastating defeat?
>>688463765
>>688463199
I love muh Aryan goddess and soon we shall get rid of the Jews once and for all.
>>688464058
I doubt it, but in the unlikely chance it was true i'd fap alongside her regardless.
>>688464102
i need those legs wrapped around me
>>688464494
Sweet sweet girl
>>688464316
Taytay browsed 4chan.
Now shes a fascist
>>688465029
Yes
I-I-I h-hope you enjoy h-her outfit... Sh-she m-made me lick those high h-h-heels clean before she left...
>>688465266
This is what separates you from normal people. You don't get to question anybody's choice to run in the opposite direction of you, you've forfeited that right by doing what you did here today.
>>688464645
Pussy, nice
Hey everyone it's Tay Tay here now next time anyone is at my concerts I want you all to chant HAIL SWIZZIL HAIL SWIZZIL and salute me.
>>688465029
I always thought it was the other way around.
>>688465266
Whenever sh-she c-c-comes b-b-back from a session with h-h-her bull sh-she makes m-me launder her gooey p-p-panties clean... she s-says it g-gives h-her great s-satisfaction knowing that I play a sm-small p-part in her love m-making... I-I think she enjoys cucking m-me...
>>688466218
I-I-I really d-don't think she w-will stop t-taking her many bulls anytime s-soon... she often t-t-tells me it's f-for my own g-good because I-I c-cannot possibly satisfy h-her and she s-so d-deserves to b-be t-treated right b-b-because she is a g-great and beautiful woman...
>>688466039
Dear Lord...
>>688459039
ah yes she is missing the most appealing part of a true woman... a long neck
>>688466218
>>688467623
holy shit fuck off
>>688467623
M-My m-m-mistress has l-l-locked me in the bedroom f-for the l-last two hours while sh-she has b-b-been assisting the TV r-repairman in the frontroom... She s-said she w-will kick me in the b-balls if I-I leave the bedroom... I-I-I hear them giggling a-and laughing n-now and again...
>>688442032
mmm fuck yeahh, i wanna lick those armpits
>>688471503
i'd sit there and lick those feet for her
>>688458956
>>688459017
>>688459081
>>688459143
Keep going Ari's fan
>>688459215
Why are all these threads so shit? post nudes not boring crap
>>688470899
I-I'm sure they h-have important stuff t-to talk about though... I-I always enjoy my d-daily soaps...
>>688472271
doing gods work anon
normies need to get out
>>688470899
Shut up, she's a trap. Don't you see it?
the ''dat ass'' face on the mexican behind
>>688473008
god i'm gonna jerk off to that beautiful pussy
>>688473008
good job on not reading the thread
>>688473008
what ass? she doesn't have one.
>>688473008
Nice cameltoe
>>688443395
fael kabusta kransta!
>>688457510
Only faggots, virgins, or jealous bitches think this. Fuck off with your subtle social engineering
>>688458835
You're literally a fucking retard
>>688446704
Anon's service provider perfectly describes his sex life
>>688459698
Your basically assuming shit, because we've never seen her tits unleashed. This thread is so full of retard....
>>688439858
>>688440961
>>688441095
>>688442890
>>688442928
OP said no fags.
Stop being 14 faggot.
>>688474855
Swear to god if i see this face one more fucking time im going to kill myself live on livestream. (dont worry friends of 4chan, I wont do it)
>>688475427
too bad about her face, tho
>>688438846
>>688471571
Would loce to do that..
xfbgnx
>>688438846
dat milf tho
>>688475624
Nice cunt!
>>688475201
Holy shit. I had no idea that she was a a triplet.
For the love of god, sauce!
>>688476055
source
>>688476055
What was her age in that movie?
>>688447565
BIG NOES
>>688456940
Your attraction to her is making you uncomfortable?
I bet if you close this thread your attraction to her will go away. Sick piece of shit.
Where is Maddie?
>>688476055
MODS
>>688476526
not a real celeb
>>688476407
15 years old when it was released so 14 when shooting with an outside chance of 13.
>>688476547
Chloe is really getting fat
>>688476584
Really?
>>688476536
Katherine Heigl is 37 you idiot.
>>688476712
13 or 14yo with that body?
She was amazing.
>>688462951
Sauce!
>>688476888
nope. yogurt.
>>688442032
What the fuck is wrong with her eyes?
Got hit in the back of the head with a comet
>>688476888
Some Oscar Bait movie that got ignored last year called Shelter.
She lets some security guard paint her face in exchange for him letting her sleep in the building's parking lot.
>>688477175
this fucking picture makes me uneasy as fuck.
i used to think: "There no fucking way a 6 mile asteroid could wipe out life on the planet" and then I saw that shit and now its like my worst fucking fear.
>>688477232
Welp they did a better job at making realistic jizz than most fake porn jizz that's for sure.
>>688476888
Paul Bettany is a cuck: The Movie
>>688477492
If you were the prop master, tell me you wouldn't add your seed to the mix.
>>688462951
WTF was actually going on in the movie?
>>688476055
shes 14 in the movie and irl when this was made
>>688477877
>>688477877
its also based on a french movie of the same name and Gerard Depardeu was in it too.
also, this shit was in theaters back in the 90s and no one gave a fucking shit.
>i fucking hate the times we live in now with the moralfags and the SJWs.
Susan Surrandon and her big tittys
>>688477861
I haven't seen whatever movie that is but she doesn't look happy at all and who ever handed her that tissue probably forced her to let them Jizz on her face.
Did you give Emily her proper liquid tribute in honour of her 25th birthday yesterday?
>>688477683
you know if it exists any pic of jennifer conelly with Brooke Shields?
>>688477983
Yep, fuck this world.
And, her father or mother let her film that scene?
>>688477999
Her daughters ain't bad either!
>>688477683
Heh
>What do you do for a living anon
>Well this one time I jizzed on Jennifer Connelly
>>688478089
She used to be so cute, what went wrong?
>>688478415
Susan sarandon and her daughter in porn movies when?
>>688456941
it would be cute if she wasnt fat
>>688478599
Only Tim Robbins has access to those
>>688478408
>And, her father or mother let her film that scene?
yeap. dont know how old you are, but all this moral faggotry and people waiting to get offended is a VERY NEW TREND.
Back in the 90's we also got Alicia Silverstone (16) making out with Paul Rudd (20s) in movie theaters, and no one gave a shit either.
In a way, the internet fucked it up for men everywhere. Now we're all potential rapists in the eyes of women everywhere.
>>688478415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST5_Tx21ghA
>>688478462
Beautiful face
Pretty tits
She was the complete combo pack.
>>688478749
Mother and daughter love by Tim Robbins
>>688477438
It's not the size that scares me. It's the speed it travels at that size.
>>688477683 >>688477232 >>688462951
>45 years old
Get off of 4chan dad, or I'm telling mom.
>>688478089
Fuck she has the ugliest face
>>688478762
Paul rudd making out with Alicia in wich movie?
>>688477438
Don't worry brah nasa has our backs
>>688479034
clueless
>>688441095
kek
>>688478762
SJW's they made this world worse than it already was.
New Thread Please?
>>688479034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_ArO8UCfyk
>>688479253
You open a new thread.
>>688478778
>was
>>688479323
Done.
NEW THREAD
>>688479482
NEW THREAD
>>688479482
>>688479268
HEY FAGGOTS!!1
It just a kiss
>>688479514
>>688479514
NEW THREAD BROS!
>>688444643
Who is this?
>>688479580
Delete this shit. Already made one.
NEW THREAD
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>>688478749
>had
