Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
still here
and
>>688434306
thats just waterfalls not fish
>>688434775
i cant tell the difference?
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBa-e45o6eM
>>688435179
>I'm probably not as cute as you cuties!
Pff lies, you and Makoto are the cutest.
Rikka claimed and ready for action!
gonna go eat brb >:O
Oh boy do I enjoy today
/sarcasm
>>688434470 (Konata)
Google might be full of shit... or maybe it's me. iTunes tells me it's rock! I will listen to that record tomorrow, so far it's lovely and I have high hopes of it. Here's a trip through space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE9RPDgCn2w
Penny is here~
>I'm the only one of my friends who genuinely likes Coldplay.
>Never going to get K-on's opening out of my head.
>>688435264
Miho claimed
>>688435179
If not, some tape can always fix that~
>6'3"
>>688435526
>>688435566
Just in case you miss it when you come back.
>>688435541
What happened today dude?
>>688434822
These are good
>>688434926
Gotta check out ass class
>>688434975
Good try. It is what it means. As a well attempt
>>688435401
spread
>>688435264
Claiming
ok I don't know why I did this but now I have a rewatch of Nichijou going on, a rewatch of Lucky Star, and I'm watching Non Non Biyori all at the same time
>>688435711
>spread
>>688435774
>>688435580
Its a good opening though
>Its in one of my playlists that I use when I'm biking to work.
>>688435697
Awww yiss.
>I'm gonna have so many different series in my anime folder now
>Including Ghost In The Shell season 2.
>>688435888
>>688435580
>which one
>>688435717
Oh shit nigga what are you doing.
>>688435774
fish spread
>>688435983
yes
Hello people, what's poppin tonight?
>Best idol claimed
>>688435996
First one, I'm doing a rewatch.
>>688435717
All good anime. Non Non is my favorite anime of all time, so I believe you'll enjoy it.
>>688435382
Ideas of thought to further explore.
>Or ideas that imagining turn you on?
>>688435449
No way your both cutie than me, no doubt!
>>688435629
You know I'd love to tape over your mouth~
>Wew you're tall to me, 5'7
>
>>688435774
8=D
>>688436073
>first one
Boy
>Mugi
>>688436057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwqB-bUXk4g
I made it just for you soft!
>>688436225
>>688436135
>No way your both cutie than me, no doubt!
Lies!
>5'7
I'm 5'6, fuck.
>>688435906
I should rewatch GitS too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0z08OpmEPc
>>688436012
fish
>>688436479
spread ass
>>688436057
Wishing that popcorn were
>>688435906
And owari no seraph because shinoa :3
>>688435983
A word!
>>688436135
>taller by an inch ;_; I want to be 5'10
>>688436135
A [spoiler]ballgag[/fuckingneedstowotkalread] is another alternative~
>I never asked for this height!
>>688435983
do you have any fish?
>>688436135
im not sure really
>>688436126
>literally didn't read until I hit the post button
>4chan on iPhone doesn't have (you's)
>pls understand
I'm already halfway through my Nichijou rewatch, Non Non Biyori is pretty alright although I'm still only on like episode 3
>Mugi
>>688436609
I'm sorry I only have one pic of a guy spreading his ass to shitpost
Milinda claim
>Sorry for vanishing a lot. Stupid tank keeps breaking
>>688436827
get some fish now
go go go
>>688436609
>>688436706
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI9OTeTGcrw
>>688436640
>6'5"
>>688436827
>>688437053
>>688436640
Putting it in my Mega Queue.
>I love watching anime I see in this thread.
>Gives me a deeper understanding
>Also if I wasn't claiming Penny I'd be claiming Ritsu Kawai because I just finished Bokura Wa Minna Kawaisou
Also I just realized how smug this Penny looks.
Affirming existence and rolling for Sachi claim
>>688437078
spread fish
>>688435264
Maximum faggotry engaged
>>688437198
Ouch hooked myself
>>688437027
Did you try adding water?
>>688437078
>
Please no rape the small, cute and fragile shinoa
>christ dude are your parents tall too?
It's way later than I wanted to go to bed, good night.
>>688436322
Topfuckingkek/10. That just made my night Rikka. Thanks for doing that.
>>688436640
I got you fam. There's like 6 boxes of that stuff downstairs. Orville popcorn a best.
>>688437027
<3
>>688435566
I'll check this out later and hope you enjoy the drone cat :O
>>688435717
all 3 playing at once? that's pretty hardcore moe
>>688437427
fish
>yes
>>688437078
>Someone taller then me here
I'm shocked.
>>688437484
Goodnight Homu, sleep tight!
Did any of you watch 7 Deadly Sins on Netflix?
Miho claimed
12:01 its my birthday now!
>>688437260
good and no sachu die you today
>>688437575
By "same time" I didnt literally mean "at the same time"
Just that's what I'm watching right now in general
>>688436455
>>688436640
5'10 perfect height.
>But my height is the perfect, get into tight places and crawl through vents height.
>>688436684
It may be a bit intimidating at first, but I'll get over it.
>I've had to climb 7 ft walls so don't you worry!
>Oh I'll get you to gag on something~
>>688436706
Sounds like a mix of both.
>>688437813
Happy birthday!
>Cake!
I honestly don't know why I'm here anymore.
>>688435591
>>688437813
Already claimed
>>688437813
One year closer to dying ;)
>>688437229
Smug you say?
>
>>688436322
That's beautiful
>>688437484
Night!
>>688437518
Jesus dude
>>688437630
I'm guessing you live in the northern part of Europe?
>>688437813
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIHO!
>>688437427
Kek to a jet turbine with rpm issues? Nah
>>688437518
<3
>>688437999
Please don't leave us Galky
>>688438015
That's a nice way of thinking about it
>>688437999
But those trips tho
Just don't leave
>>688437967
>>But my height is the perfect, get into tight places and crawl through vents height.
That's true, I guss it's an advantage of not being very tall!
>>688437767
>watching animu on netflix
>I would but...
I got excited today when my download speed hit 500kb/s
>>688438020
Huzza
>They're in my mega download.
>>688436743
It's an anime where, for me, while at that moment in time I'm watching it, everything just seems right in life. I do maybe show some slight bias, but it's one of the most important things in my life currently.
>>688437813
Congratulations on not dying for another full year.
>>688437999
Because you find it enjoyable. I'd miss you too much.
>>688437078
well cool
>>688437967
dont forget worried
>>688437999
I'm here so I don't kill myself.
>>688437813
happy birthday mijo
>>688437944
i sometimes watch the lucky star dub and sub at the same time
>>688437813
No stealing
>>688438118
>>688438176
I consider it pretty often.
>>688438266
It used to be more enjoyable.
>not to sound like an oldfag, even though I probably do
>>688438320
I guess I could say the same.
>>688437967
5'10 is the perfect hight imo
5'8 is an inch taller than 5'7 and can do all of that too
>>688438078
Hey man, you never know
>>688438236
How large is the folder?
>>688438293
Live in the states?
>>688438320
>>688437813
Well done. Happy Birthday Miho.
>>688437999
Likewise.
>>688438629
It won't be the same Galky! Who will I call big sis then? Who can I tease about the breast are for chicken thing? Plus you're in Houston!
fuck a duck and call me jim
fuck me silly and call me billy
>>688438020
That's what happens when you buy in bulk :^)
>Saw 4 episodes of JoJo, why didn't I watch this sooner?
>>688437813
O shit happy birthday mang.
>>688438078
How'd the day go?
>>688438867
>>688437967
>>688438015
>>688438266
>>688438336
Thanks.
>>688435697
Were wasting so much money on a function and everything is last minute. Also my mind is kill and my body is fucked.
>>688438629
Really though, I'm here because I don't have much human interaction outside of this.
>>688438336
Why the fuck
>>688438266
I oddly feel an actual similarity between me and Yui as weird as that may sound
There's something about the K-On anime as a whole that makes me get a lot of feels over it but I can't pinpoint on what it is
>>688438629
>it used to be more enjoyable
Just take a break from this place then
It sounds like you need it
As long as you come back it won't bother me
>>688438193
No back problems either, plus climbing is easier since you have less to lift.
>>688438310
Worried about what?
Being molested?
>Don't worry it's not that bad.
>>688438660
Yeah, if I was one inch taller that'd be fine. Some chair's I sit in my feet barely hang off the ground.
>Just one inch man, fuck.
>>688438660
Mega download folder is about 11 gigs and my animu folder is 12.7
>Like, 8 folders of animu
>>688438985
Miho was claimed all the way up at the top. No stealing
>>688437813
Happy Birthday Miho!
>>688437857
Eh? What?
Sachi isn't supposed to die.
>Rolling for Sachi
>>688439185
Claiming
>>688437813
Oh crap sorry didn't notice.
Happy B-day!
>Kawaii Penny~
>>688439106
>There's something about the K-On anime as a whole that makes me get a lot of feels over it but I can't pinpoint on what it is
Nailed the feeling.
>>688438829
>>688438939
>>688439146
>>688439292
Thanks
So the MGS V Birthday cut scene was funny. Quiet lit my cigar with a sniper rifle.
>>688439339
>>688439185
why much d,i and e be next to f,o and r
most lifehacks are garbage but the oreo fork lifehack is gods gift :O
>>688439231
welcome back qt 22/7
>>688439106
mugi why :)
>>688438865
I'm saying that I'm leaving, calm down.
>you're in Houston
So are 2.1 million other people.
>>688439106
I might.
>>688439385
Happy birthday. I hope it's a good one.
>>688439459
>why much d,i and e be next to f,o and r
>>688439507
Fuck, I'm NOT saying that I'm leaving.
>>688439500
you are the qt and how are you ??
>>688439119
well all the things that go with another person inculding meeting them. then on top of that the other stuff. it just sounds like too much
>>688439339
It might be the slow but eventual realization that they seem to mature throughout the series (most notable being Yui obviously)
>>688439500
>mugi why :)
Stealing my joke.
>>688437967
Oh, will you really~?
>I sure hope so~
>>688437813
Happy birthday Miho!
>>688439500
>most lifehacks are garbage
Just shit b4 you shower, that way you can Just wash the poop off in shower and save $ on toilet paper
>>688439040
Same here.
>
>>688439106
It is a great anime. Maybe it's because it shows the importance of close friends? I think when you find something that clicks for you, even if you can't pinpoint it's origin, it's a beautiful thing.
>>688439500
It is quite good.
>>688438867
Shit in my mouth and call me sally!- double D
>>688438882
What country my dude?
>>688438939
I haven't had popcorn in some time that isn't from the theater
>ripples passes through the frog and destroys the rock
>>688438985
Oh you skipped me. It's okay I'm not crying or anything about it..
>>688439000
Damn dude
>>688439119
Cute!
>>688439120
Holy fuck
>>688439507
NO! :(
We could always meet up :D
>>688439621
Oh ok
>>688439500
>lifehacks
When you cook a frozen pizza, use the cardboard it comes on as a plate. Save $
>>688439881
>canada
>>688439656
Oh it's alot. It's sensory overload. But that's just a part of it you would lose yourself in.
>I imagine anyway.
>>688439754
I'm not sure if you're talking about the height or the gagging.
>I'll just assume both~
>>688439881
How is that cute!?
>Not cute!
>>688439881
So much anime, so little time.
>I feel really loopy right now but I don't have a reason to, I didn't take anything
>Maybe I'm overdosing on Coldplay or something.
>>688439977
>>lifehacks
Steal stuff from public restrooms. I haven't spent a dime on tp or paper towels in years
>>688439977
I didn't even know that was a 'life hack', that's just something I always did, and thought everyone did.
>>688439668
im just spreading the love, love
>>688439629
i am good, just ate, feeling good :)
>>688439818
or just shit in the shower and wash it off :D
>>688439853
yeperoni pizza
>>688439977
kill me ^-^
>>688439881
i didnt expect a reply shinoa.
>>688439507
>>688439754
Thanks
>>688439881
Sorry didn't see it.
>Thank you.
>>688439881
>We could always meet up
You know I'm not too enthusiastic about that.
>>688439040
Same here.
>>688440240
>Wafflestomp that shit.
>>688439459
i... what?
For?
>Rolling
>>688440121
>Both indeed~
Hey, Mizore?
>>688439853
I think the reason I can't pinpoint it is because it's multiple reasons rather than one reason that I don't know
>>688439507
You might need it
But you said the only reason you haven't kys yet is because of these threads so...
>>688439977
I thought this was common knowledge
>>688440209
If you're white, every place is your stealing paradise. I once stole a good $50 worth of shit from a gas station, just going in and out of bathroom and putting the stuff into my backpack while I was in bathroom. They weren't suspicious of me because I was white, I fucking guarantee it.
>>688440218
>life hack
When you ring stuff up at Wal-Mart use the self check out. Just switch tags with similar weighing cheaper shit. My flat screen tv weighs about as much as a $5 case of soda
>>688440361
Happy day of birth. Celebrate by eating copious amounts of sweets.
In other mews, on a short break at work.
>with this image I summon Homu with the dank upres
>>688440121
yeah maybe. I dont really know how it would go
>>688440494
Yes?
>Fufufu~
>>688440582
Life hack pro tip
I used to steal $9.99 in gas all the time because $10 and over was a higher crime and cops wouldn't bother with the minor shit.
Disclaimer: check local laws first
Ayy forgot about that little scene. The further you are the more people too, gonna have to play some more.
>>688439881
>Theater popcorn
Way too expensive m8y or at least for my taste. Smuggling some stuff in there always works.
>When Dio and the original Mr.Steal Yo Girl.
>>688440600
'Oops, I thought this flat screen was just some bananas.'
>>688440751
He went to sleep.
But you summoned me.
>Kyouko
>>688440600
>They have a lot of checkers at the self checkout at the walmart I go to
>Mostly because beaners steal shit all the time.
>>688440600
>>688440582
Btw forgot to mention I've watched K-On dubbed twice now but when I watched the ending scene in subs for the first time a few days ago I was tearing up bad
>Mugi
>>688440751
Thanks.
All i have is some Drumsticks and a pizza.
>>688440929
You can get into most hotel pool areas easily and free shower, stuff people leave laying there ect.
>>688440930
>>688439385
Could of sworn that was tagged in there.
>>688440572
That is true. I can never stay away for more than 24 hours anyways.
>>688440847
Would something like these be acceptable for a "trip" to the library~?
>>688440108
Oh man we are far you and I. Is your time 23:20 over there?
>>688440121
Yes it is cute!
>>688440178
You and your coldplay
>>688440291
>
I'm a rebel
>>688440361
:(
>>688440397
You don't like meeting new people?
>>688440930
NOT OKAY!
>>688441237
Same familia.
I'm here for the majority of the time I spend awake.
>>688441132
Well you don't try stupid shit like that. A bunch of bananas don't weigh as much as ps4. And being either super busy or dead helps also go to supporting goods and grab a hand scale for weighing fish to help out in store
>>688441237
I'm shit at advice but doesn't working out help make people's moods better or something
>>688441324
I said sorry
>hugs
>>688441324
I'm just really paranoid, I can't really explain it.
>>688441417
So am I.
Lifehack: turn off your fucking computer and do something productive in life :o
>>688440403
pancakes > waffles :)
>>688441598
>>688440830
Well...
>Neither do I.
Just guesses
>>688441259
>Thong
>Easily slips to the side
>lacy
>I've worn some of similar design.
Absolutely not.
>But you'll wear them anyway!
>>688441324
How is it cute that my feet barely don't reach the ground!?
>>688441324
>21:28
<3 main reason I got so hooked with gurren lagann
>>688441745
>Lifehack: turn off your fucking computer and do something productive in life :o
Best advice ever
>>688441592
I feel miserable after working out.
>>688441324
Kek.
>>688441745
Lifehack: Spend 90% of your day on your computer and avoid irl responsibilities to avoid stress until you realize how much has piled up!
>>688441745
Keep it realisitc
>>688441846
>Lifehack
Most stores will just give you something you've ejaculated on, they can't legally sell it
>>688441759
is that sad on our part? im not really sure
>>688441324
Kek but he was so goddamn smooth about it though. Never knew that was where the infamous line came from either.
>>688441745
French Toast > Pancakes > Waffles :^)
>>688441952
Well there has to be something makes you feel not suicidal other than these threads
>>688441759
>Worn some of similar design
Oh Mizore, I think you've got some explaining to do~
>>688440990
The both of you do the lords work, and I appreciate it. When I eventually migrate the pics over Ill keep the upres'd ones.
>waifu claiming on mobile is hard
>>688440954
You could put through all the weighed items as green beans.
>that 99c per kilo is amazing when you pay that for a bag if avocadoes
Night guys got to get on some sort of normal schedule for new day job
>>688442210
>>688441952
something else that*
Lifehack: steal a baby
>>688441846
>>688442024
>>688442033
>>688442194
french toast is good nigga
>konata
>>688442210
I don't generally feel suicidal though.
>Galko
>>688442296
I already made one though.
>Bunbun
>>688442069
Or they'll make you pay for it.
>Mfw cum on a ps4
>"Sir you have to pay for it."
>>688442210
Honestly I've only been coming to these threads because they're fun for me.
>I can't kill myself. I promised my best friend.
>Also the best way I keep myself from being sad is by dicking around playing vidya
>and also hanging out with my friends after work.
>Penny~
>>688442400
Just depressed/stressed? If that's it then I really can't help you
>Mugi
>>688441598
I accept
>
>next thread lol
>>688441655
:/ meeting you would be funice. Alright then
>>688441745
Yes
>>688441759
Yes~ it's adorable!
>>688441826
Yay! Another central time!
>>688442024
I don't know any "good" songs by them. Got any recommendations?
>>688442194
And now you know and more to come
>shinoa
>>688442511
Just bored and tired.
>>688442532
Maybe one day.
>Galko
>>688442532
Viva La Vida
>>688442532
fish
>pacific
>>688442532
Right now my favourite songs are
>Strawberry Swing
>Violet Hill
>Don't Panic
>High Speed
and
>Lovers In Japan
>>688442697
Also a good one ^^
>>688442670
Try some dank memes.
>Seriously though you could try finding a hobby
>Like writing, reading, gaming, ect.
