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Waifu claim thread
>Claim
>No claiming waifus that have already been claimed
>Discuss
>No ERP, minimal RP
>Insult others with vigor
>Fuck your hugbox
Dio-sama...
Claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZlDZPYzfm4
Dumb sword guy claimed
>>688403732
You wanna tussle? I know you dont wanna get these hands.
>>688403807
Stuck in texas right now. Dont ever come here its horrible
>>688404567
>tfw shitty laptop can't even run Slither.io.
Can't wait for my decent PC.
>>688404402
I'm willing to give it a try at least once~
>>688404920
>Also in Texas
You're on my list.
>If trips, stealing Shizuru for my own nefarious uses.
>if dubs we stop rolling
I'm gonna go to the gym now, see you guys later.
still here
and
>>688404402
no why and what does it even taste like?
end my life
>Mugi
Claimed again
>>688405112
fuck you
Shizuru get!
>If trips, stealing Sachi for my own nefarious uses.
>>688405094
enjoy
>>688404920
I've been there once when I was little. It was too hot. Would not live there because too hot lol
Black kid's apology gift claimed. I'm back guys. What's up?
>>688405190
>forgot pic
>>688404759
hhhhh
>>688405132
Why? You're playing a godly game.
>>688405235
osu!
>>688403394
Damn, those panties are so good.
>
>>688402785
>Oh, sure~
Nice, it's gonna be fun.
>>688405044
Candles are better.
>Mood, lighting, smell, and the wax.
>>688405096
Salty. And why not?
My sweet, sad little waifu.
>>688405344
Oh yeah 3 was good I forgot
>>688405384
Meant to post this pic for panties, not that one, kek.
>>688405235
>Not superior Shasta
GET IT TOGETHER SON!
>>688405384
Better than my salt rocks?
>Makoto
>>688405344
A suh dude
>>688405143
Trying to be noticed?
>>688405371
Tons of fun
Rory-sama claimed
Akiko claimed
>>688405384
huh and it sounds weird
>>688405384
And what might we be talking about here?
I enjoy this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Aauep0VWs
>>688405743
It's still osu!
>>688405044
Sorry friend, i just call it as i see it. Havent been here long enough to see anything cool.
>>688405190
Im used to hot, i was just so empty driving through and now that im in the middle its just a bunch of places to eat.
>>688405480
Hit them hot notes moogster, also 2 and 3 were best.
>>688404920
How many wins ya got, faggot?
>>688405724
Sorry a black kid gave it to me for trying to steal my beef jerky and eating over half the bag of it last monday
>>688405904
Noice song. Looked up the word and its a greeting
>>688405889
Fran
>>688405724
i will greet the can of soda.
Hello there.
>>688406044
This is osu! It's very fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HU_S1VkG9k
>>688405909
I meant my list of people to visit on my road trip. Already going through that tumbleweeb ridden place for Shinoa.
>>688406044
Lol.
>>688406054
Hello Yuuko.
>>688406054
Yuuko
>>688406044
Huh, weird
>>688405156
>>688405063
if trips stealing both the rattle niggers
>>688405909
I forget where all I went to, I think San Antonio and maybe one other city. Alamo was really cool.
>>688405839
Heyo! What's up?
>>688406288
That's exactly the shit I can't do.
>>688406288
That's terrifying. Looks like a game to work your wrist
>>688406334
>>688406448
Good kid though. But fuck the other kid who said something that made me turn around and threw sand in my eye
>>688406465
oi. Get outta here. I'm trying to score a se.. i mean a Sachi
>If trips, stealing Sachi for my own nefarious uses.
>>688406711
try to keep it a once a thread thing, like mizore did
otherwise it's a get thread
>>688406557
Well, that is the hardest song on osu! that's humanly possible, so that's a good reason as to why you can't do it. How many stars can you do right now on songs?
>>688406680
Read above.
Rolling for Sachi to get Shizuru for his nefarious uses.
>>688405789
The real pokemon master, what up
>>688405839
nerd
>>688405990
more than you, dirty zoo player.
>insert pasta here
>>688406334
OH, cool stuff. Im over in Harker Heights if you know where that is.
>>688406513
I havent gone to any of the big areas yet. I do have my best friends coming down eventually and we are all going to go to an amusement part so that will be rad.
>>688405669
Nice pantsu.>>688405724
Salt rocks?
Wut?
>>688405855
It's not that weird. Give it a try.
>>688405889
Why candles are nice of course!
Delayed responces, people walking around and behind me.
>>688406940
Give me a second, going to boot up osu!
>>688406890
I'm just putting it at the end of all my usual posting. Not actually posting just for the sake of rolling.
>If trips, stealing Sachi for my own nefarious uses.
HAMSTER FEET
>Umaru claimed
>>688407023
Now that's what I call edgy.
>>688406680
Shit man, why?
>>688406711
What might those purposes be?
>>688407043
Are you sure that's what you meant?
I can think of something else that would be much more interesting
>>688407093
oops, my bad.
>>688407043
what for? one good reason and i may
>>688407015
>>688405990
I'm actually curious on your wins now, you made me open HS after 2 months of not playing just to check mine.
>>688405855
Sorry for not responding.
I am doing well, yourself, Tomofriend?
claimed
Penny Claim!
>>688406513
Heya. I'm just playing overwatch with Kyouko and Karen
It's tons of fun even when we lose
>>688407015
Obligatory healslut comment
>>688407015
Not a clue, I live in SoCal, and plan to do a huge cross country trip on a bike sometime. Gunna eventually get every ones info a plan out my route to include everyone I can.
>>688407043
See that orange rock thing? On the right? It's a salt rock lamp. Gives off a nice warm orange light.
>Oh god my eyes and throat are burning. I knew 3 hours of sleep wasn't enough
>>688407362
I'll say it again, Chiaki is one of the saddest waifu one can have.
>>688407139
Feet are not great.
>>688407350
Well fuck, I only 700 m8.
is there such a thing as a sister-fu?
>>688407015
I hear the Texas 6 flags is really good. Which one are you going to?
>>688407497
I may join you guys later if I have time, I'm playing some CS with friends.
>>688407346
Good source of Zinc!
Lowers blood pressure!
>Taste good~
>>688407260
Oh really?
Like what?
>>688407507
Oh that's cool. I use to have a lava lamp.
>Actually I should get another one.
Drink water!
>>688406940
I've got S rank on most between 2-4 stars.
>>688406940
Wew lad
>>688407260
I don't know but the kid cause my right eye to have corneal abrasion
>>688407658
There should be yeah
>>688407508
my waifu reflects my life then
>>688407260
Oh nothing in particular.
Just maidly duties.
To clean particular things
Or something like that.
>>688407285
All good.
>>688407658
Off course, some people even have daughterus. I'm really happy to see a Madoka.
>>688407658
There's such a thing as a Daughteru so I guess Sisteru or something like that is possible. Although I don't see the point if you fuck her silly, unless you're into that kind of incest shit.
>>688407787
Well then, you're better than me, I'm still getting B's on 3 star songs.
>>688407353
its alright and im doing ok just a little anxious
>>688407764
i dont think i need zinc my blood pressure is normal and it does not sounds tasty
>>688407956
ahem
>can't fuck her silly
Be back in a minute. Going on a bike ride with a little girl.
>>688407764
I think you know
<3
>>688407796
Shit hurts
>>688407842
I figured something boring like that. I have way more interesting plans if I can steal her
>>688408056
Have fun mate! Wait a second...
>>688407958
I've not played in forever though, I'll try and get back into it.
>>688408056
>little girl
Nice.
>>688407350
Im nowhere near that
>>688407576
Yea im about the same.
>>688407497
Ill play sometime before work
>>688407507
Shoutout to SoCal, love me some melee. Thats gonna be one heck of a trip. I couldnt even imagine doing something like that. Respect
>>688407672
Thats the one we are going to. Apparently there are 2 that are both 2 hours from me so idk yet.
>>688408056
Have fun riding a little girl!
I may have said that wrong...
>>688407764
I always wanted a lava lamp, but I wasn't allowed.
>Makoto wanted to be cool, but her aunt wouldn't let her
Candle jar will be next reply.
>>688407842
>>688408084
i don't like this plotting
>>688406711
>If trips, stealing Shizuru,Karen and Ayaya for my own nefarious uses.
>>688408056
What was that?
>>688407956
uhh, adopted sister?
>>688407658
Yes, Karen is my little sisteru
>>688408437
Answer the next question:
Are you into freaky incest stuff?
>rin claimed
Hey thread what's up?
>>688405268
Looks tasty
>>688408290
Jesus Christ Fran, it was a "normal" conversation up till now.
>>688408380
Whaaaaaat? What's wrong with my plotting?
>If trips, stealing Sachi for my own nefarious uses.
>>688408028
Wew dio
>>688408056
Or is she riding you?
>>688408084
It does. Saw milky like vision in my right eye and eye drops made it irritate even more
>>688408657
That's nasty
>>688408765
Hello
>>688408657
I enjoy incest porn, despite it being retarded and just like regular porn except they keep mentioning over and over how they can't do it because it's wrong and their parents will overhear. But that's just in porn, I have two sisters and never fantasized about them.
>>688408657
Hell no.
she's too pure for kinda nonsense.
>>688408765
How are you today Rin? Never got around to playing your route, should do that some time.
Revy claimed.
hello all. sorry im late.
>>688408380
I'm not planning on sacrificing you to elder gods or anything, don't worry!
>>688407956
What about research partneru?
>>688408783
I apologized!
>>688408904
Hope that gets better man
Claiming Emi
>>688408657
apparently Karen was made in homage to some dude from your anime
Kujo Jotaro or something
Karen Kujo
>>688409031
My nigga
>>688409013
That's kind of incredibly retarded, yet it makes so much sense.
>>688409031
Good
Erm, guys, my laptop charger just stopped working, if I can't get it working, I won't be here for a few days while I try and get a new one.
>>688409350
>Aw fuck man I hate that
>Mine hasn't stopped working yet but I have a backup cause I'm a paranoid shit.
>>688409031
I like you, and I need a Madoka poster in my life.
>>688409350
you will be missed
>>688409155
That depends about what kind of freaky shit you want to do.
>>688409189
I realy have no idea how could Karen be an homage to Jotaro, but I don't know much about Karen anyways.
>>688409350
Try bending it.
>>688409040
I'm doing great today like normal. If you never played the route you missed the best one .
>>688409350
One of the advantages of having a pc tower
>>688409350
Yui why? I hope you can fix that asap. Enjoy life without a laptop.
>>688409558
The name, Kujo.
Just that. Not much of a homage but meh.
>Karen
I'm going to take out battery and what not, I'll be like 10-20 minutes.
>>688409587
Bro, I'm going to get one.
>>688409673
>Enjoy life without a laptop.
This thing is my life.
>>688409510
RIP me m8.
>>688409145
Hello, did you start Franken Fran?
>>688409558
Define freaky shit
>>688409145
Heyo Mavis, haven't seen you in a bit. How you holding up?
>>688409350
I'll miss you qt, if you don't come back :'(
>>688409587
Emi was best girl for me.
>>688409013
>I have two sisters and never fantasized about them.
normie detected
>>688409073
TOP TIER CLAIM
>>688409884
Forgot image.
>>688409031
Guessing you're new?
>>688409145
Sup
>>688409155
It got better last Thursday. I'm fine now. Thanks for the concern, fran
>>688409350
Did you turn it on and off?
ayyyyyyy wasup? I just got up from an epic nap.
>>688409935
>tfw I have a younger sister who fantasized about me a few times
>She told me about it
>Called me Nii-san
>It was creepy.
>>688409864
Anything outside of "ugu I just wona cudle muh waifu n' das eet mang" so there's a lot of possibilities.
>>688409678
Oh, then that makes sense.
>>688409935
Don't judge so quickly, they might be ugly cunts.
>>688409884
That's fine everyone makes mistakes.
>>688409843
Good for you.
>>688409843
I can relate and I wish I could help you. Despite being europoor I have 2 shitty old laptops here that I could lend you.
>>688409935
Ok I lied. I did it when I was like 12.
>>688410161
Is she hot?
>>688410161
Go on...
>>688410161
>not taking advantage of your little sister then greentexting it on /r9k/
>>688410238
You're a cool guy, dio.
>>688410346
Finally a madoka poster though, yeah?
It's weird how the main characters of an anime are usually the least popular.
I don't think I will ever see a shino or alice poster here lol
>>688409843
Rip
>>688410335
Good choice btw
>>688410161
>Called me Nii-san
That sounds more cringy than attractive.
>>688410389
>>688410382
Not particularly, not that I would know
>Inb4 post picture
>Not gonna happen
I'm half Cuban but I took all the white genes from my other half, which is Norwegian
>She's got all the brown genes
>And a soccer player's physique
>She plays a lot of soccer.
>Also dirty blonde hair like me
>>688410519
>>688410524
Pls no. She's too young
>>688410019
That's good
>>688410042
Love naps
>>688410238
Anything? Even reviving the dead and telling mother nature to fuck herself? Or creating many increasingly unsafe ani all hybrids? Maybe sell a few bio-weapons when our funds start to dry up?
>>688410659
WHAT OF AGE!?
Ooohhhhhh Muuugiii...
Come out, come out wherever you are...
I have something for you.
>>688410659
Good thing you didn't allow it desu.
Such things are impure, and your babbies would be deformed.
Gotta nip these things in the bud or else they turn into obsessions.
Look at fucking Akiko.
>>688410659
This was a missed opportunity to ruin your sisters life in exchange for immediate satisfaction.
Also, is she a weeb? She sounds young. Where did she learn this language?
>>688409864
nope going to start tonight. thanks for the pick.
>>688410762
>She's six years younger than I am
>Barely 18 (She'll always be too young imo until she turns 20.)
>Good kid though.
>Separated due to me being adopted before her time
>Because our family was poor
>but they had money when she arrived so she got to stay
>Shes a fuckin nerd too.
Still here. Still nauseous. Nothings helping. Send halp.
Does anyone have any suggestions for an anime to watch. Theres so much on Funimation Croll and Netflix i cant even figure out what to pick up next? Im also able to torrent so shoot away kthx
Hi guys. How was yer day ?
I was listening to The Final Cut. I'm trying to get my shit together again. Kinda unsuccessfully till now
>>688410679
meh idk mang that doesn't sound waifu clone enough, it's like claiming someone to pack their groceries into a plastic bag.
Unless that mother nature part was to be taken literally.
>>688410978
Your sister's a crazy cunt, I'll say that.
>>688410989
Kin'iro mosaic my dude.
>>688411027
Hey Yuiko, doing okay. How about you? Day is about to end.
>>688410982
make food put food in mouth sleep
>>688410524
I'm not sure yet if he is here to stay but I hope so. Main characters tend to have boring and repetitive traits and even tho Madoka is awesome she is a victim of this too.
Karen is on a whole new level, she seems to get a lot of recognition.
>reminder that I thought Kinmoza was mostly centered around her
Panic over.
Shut it down, took out the battery.
Seems to be working alright now...
Still, should probably pick up a spare just incase.
>>688410900
>>688410916
I have no regrets
>I taught her the joys of anime and she took it a bit farther than I expected
>I showed her Trigun and Clannad as her first anime, she loved it
>Immediately became obsessed with anime on her down time
>We recommend eachother shit we've watched
>She has a body pillow
>I regret that.
Miho claimed
>>688410989
GATE
Konosuba
Boku No Pico
Monster
School-live
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Highlander 2
Game of Moans
One Punch Man
Macademie Wasshoi
Plastic Nee-San
>>688411136
At work. Cant do the last. Need to atay on because lots of people coming at closing time for a function.
>>688411302
Shit claim
>>688411209
>inb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iboWG0cjIiM
>>688410978
Are you saying you're not blood related?
>>688411244
She sounds like marriage material.
>>688411395
Bitch you jelly
>>688411136
>Kin'iro mosaic
Haha So i can watch your girl. Alright i'll check it out. im kinda into the action bloody shit but whatever.
>>688410659
Ew no I meant to use the pic as a "what am I reading" Kind of thing
>>688410679
It is. How are you my undead friend?
>>688410978
That is weird. I had a 12 year old chick crushing on me a few months back. Its was weird
>>688410982
Booze?
>>688411209
Good for you and I don't mean that sarcastically.
>>688411112
>11112
>dio
hmmmmm
>>688411201
lol yup, she's easily the best character in the anime even though they're honestly all great. Shino is just a garbage character though. Alice isn't.
>season 3 when
>>688411209
yui with us longer
yes
>>688411244
>body pillow
what the fuck
you taught her how to go full weeb
>>688411389
then panic and faint
>>688411530
It's funny and not really any violence at all.
If you want action blood shit then I would heavily recommend Parasyte the maxim. Very nice anime.
>Karen
>>688410982
What did you get into?
>>688411209
IT LIVES
>Mugen
>>688411716
It's a divine punishment for not drawing enough waifu stashes
>Dio
>>688411136
Excepting the The Final Cut thing and all that bad vibe that flows from that album, Im fine. Ain't sad about that broken relationship anymore.
Yuiko
>>688411389
Boku No Pico? Srsly I already had someone suggest that. Clever girl
>>688410964
You'll enjoy it!
>>688411112
I'm not quite claiming her as a waifu, that's what I'm saying.
Almost got that penta
>>688411558
I'm not really doing much. Starting to work out today
Fran
