Post shit you remember from old 4chan to alienate summerfags
>I remember when trollface.jpg was used constantly and completely unironically
>I remember girugamesh
>I remember /x/ used to churn out creepypastas of decent quality pretty regularly
>>688390419
Inb4 dickbutt
>>688390419
Remember when we could lynch niggers?
I do
>I remember when cp threads were up for hours
>I remember when milhouse was a meme
>i remember when all of 4channel content wasnt from tumblr or facebook
>>688390419
Dammit Bobby.
lel
>>688391238
>4channel
>>688391238
Milhouse was never a meme, damn you.
Hey guise
>>688390659
Trollbutt and dickface my old friends
>>688391663
Jesus fuck.
>>688390419
I remember when posts were triple digits.
we were sailing in rowboats on a world that was all ocean, looking for some way to connect
>>688391741
dsfargeg
i remember stickam threads
I remember trolling asian cam whores until they cried
>>688392306
>put shoe on head
These were great
>>688391464
milhouse not being a meme was the meme
i remember when people never said summerfag
>>688391238
>4channel
>kek
>>688392547
Milhouse was never a meme will never be a meme.
gb2bed, Milhouse.
>>688392487
Holy shit, nostalgia.
>>688390419
>at the very last moment her pants walk in
>never see here again
>flash her the sight of a condom in my wallet
>she looked uncomfortable and walked away to talk to a Chad
>>688393100
WTF
>>688393498
fuuckin nostalgia
>>688393498
holy shit i forgot about that
>>688393498
If there are even 5 people on /b/ still that remember this from the day it happened I'd be surprised
>>688390419
Of course, no one considered himself a nigger. It was always something you called someone who could be considered anything less than you. I soon found out there were a few black families living in Old Colony. They'd lived there for years and everyone said that they were okay, that they weren't niggers but just black. It felt good to all of us to not be as bad as the hopeless people in D Street or, God forbid, the ones in Columbia Point, who were both black and niggers. But now I was jealous of the kids in Old Harbor Project down the road, which seemed like a step up from Old Colony...
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>>688393875
I got no way to prove it, but I'm the original afroduck.
the old duckroll thread. they probably still happen but i rarely come on /b/ nowadays
thinking anyone who came after boxxy was a newfag, and i'd only been browsing for a year or two
when the picture of that girl in pink on the bed was a big troll thread about if she was/wasn't a doll, not a shitty grifter video style thread
i remember that twat spamming his old shitty forum, went on for fucking months.
when the website nuked with rainbow girugamesh
when people who ask people to do shit and take pictures of doing it, making food etc. crazy food threads too
>>688394059
You are my roody poo!
>>688390419
The times square card stand
>the game
>>688394415
I literally threw up first time I saw that shit
The tied up baby getting shit on his chest comes to mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
used to lurk before the chanology bullshit, started coming back in recent years but I have no idea why, it was never good but it was better than what it is now.
Anyone remember this xD
>>688394776
Silly frog :D
>>688394808
Jokes on you, I like that song
>efg
>snacks
>zippo cat
>etc
>>688390659
Im posting it anyways
Most unexpected
>>688395595
triggered
>>688394546
I remember this clearly, but forgot the context
Who wants a body massage?
i remember a few years ago when that guy from washington state posted a pic of a woman he strangled saying it was a lot harder than it looks in the movies or something like that. everyone said it was fake until it was in the news. was a minor shitstorm for a couple of days
>>688395800
if you think about "the game", you lose
>>688390419
>internet rules
inb4 is there internet rules?
>>688395971
thats not how you play it you stupid shit.....
>>688393498
kek, Pools closed, boys
I remember when everyone on /b/ wanted me to write them an essay
>>688395847
These might pre-date 4chan but watching these brings back so many memories... Last one there's a penis-pump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY
>>688394546
only summerfags think thats how you do it, you mongoloid shit
>>688394592
What was deleted
>>688396257
was a still from a video of a woman eating a mouse
>>688394415
why have i seen so many attractive women eating live mice?
>>688390419
welcome to 4chan
>>688395856
>Years
İ was in the thread faggot it was less than a year ago.
anyone remember that pigeon pope or whatever the fuck thread? guy made a little pope outfit for a dead pigeon then made it a boat and set it on fire
>>688396880
2014
https://vimeo.com/80255958
>>688390419
I remember when shoop da whoop was big lol
>>688396880
i was there too bitch and it was at least 2 years ago i remember cause i lived in a different apartment
>>688395856
Remember the dude that blew up a grenade in his toilet?
>>688393100
I remember that shit.
Most disturbing video on 4chan.
>>688390419
I feel like girugamesh isn't that old, then I remember that's some '09 or '10 bullshit, and that was more than half a decade ago, and then I get really sad that I still use this site.
W. T. -nuff said
>>688397277
That was the best autoplay video mootykins ever bad in the front page
>>688390419
Puddi puddi puddi
>>688393100
>>688397477
That and the one webcam-quality vid of the naked dude laying down on a knife in his garage.
Mustve been like 10 years ago at least.
>>688393100
>that vid third from the bottom on the left
i left /b/ for like 3 months after someone posted it in a thread
So many newfags...
>>688393100
I still have the gif of the dude shitting on the baby.
Good times
When op found a fetus in an alley and continued to put it in the oven and throw it at people walking by on the sidewalk until the morgue showed up
That was the shit
man i've only been here since 2012 feels bad to be a cancer who's never got to experience the golden times of this board
>>688397221
Fuck me my bad, time goes by fast.... really fast...
>>688397240
I can't find the comic that stemmed off of this. It was showing up on GIS a few months back.
The day EFG shot Pedobear
>>688398259
year and a half ago isn't that long. Still doesn't qualify as old. It's no Goatse
>>688398576
and he was
That time the guy did that thing with the dildo. Shit was so ca$h
anyone remember Elise?
>>688398576
Showed up late for this. They were already being picked up when I tuned in
>>688390419
Mmmmm
We can always talk about candlejack. He been arou
Im Batman
>>688399283
You can tell its an old meme because it's parodying a song from 3 years ago
People actually put effort into making something funny and OC was abundant
>>688399844
>>688390419
>>688390419
>I remember the original frog meme (foul bachelor) being spammed
>I remember boxxy in her prime
>I remember when people weren't being overly edgy to try to fit in
>I remember the constant unironic atheism/circumcision debate threads, nowadays they're bait 100% of the time
>>688400052
>>688394546
In soviet Russia you win the game. Ha! I know how to win the game losers.
>>688400052
ORLY? Do you have Battletoads?
Sage goes in all fields
Also noko
I remember when autism wasn't a buzzword
Prove you're old fag
Post the gif of the Asian guy pointing and its a fractal. He keeps coming out of his arm or something
This is one of my favorites
I remeber when b was funnier than 9gag
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>688400910
An hero please
>>688400682
Yo dawg. I heard you like Rick Astley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>688400987
k
>>688400987
how had no one brought up an hero before now
>Your fortune; Good news will come to you by mail
Remember when the site was ruined by the CIA appropriating /b/ for political activism?
Good timesXD
>>688395595
I used to post that a lot
>>688401111
welcome back
>>688397875
true old /b/
>>688390419
I remember when you where not a faggot
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
All Hail Technoviking!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=16&v=FwsntHcWiy4
>>688390419
I was there OP the first ever large scale habbo raid. It was July 2006 I just found out my one year girlfriend at the time cheated on me on her trip to cali...with 2 different guys. Needless to say I was just reckt emotionally, I was on a trip with my dad to Boston at the time and I couldn't sleep at all.
So I joined the raid from my laptop and raided till the servers crashed it made me laugh and we'll after that I just grew a bond to this place.
Fuck this isnt a feels thread my bad.
Remember when moot got so sick of dubs he made the last three digits of every post "XXX"
>>688401738
It was a good idea. Bring that back alongside site-wide forced anon and we're golden.
Am I too late?
>>688398201
wait what?
>>688400803
Fuck noko man. So glad it's not an issue anymore.
Why would I want to leave a thread I just contributed to?
>>688399283
lost
>>688390419
Everyday used to be a theme day. Wednesday's were Bayeaux Tapestry memes. Shit was cash.
>>688401990
To frantically look for it in the front page before it gets to page 9
Remember the "I'll be free when I get to page 10" threads with the lil nigga?
Anyone remember the jesus chatline? Funniest thing i have ever been a part of on this site i was actually one of the callers.
>>688401990
Did make abadoning threads somewhat more satisfying. Posting something inflamatory with no noko, and knowing that you'll never see the chaos that you left.
Truly the golden age of shit posting.
>Your fortune: Bad luck
>>688401885
Would be easier to just skip all dubs
The XXX was perceived as an act of war
>>688401180
too obvious, newfags use it daily
you must be the newfag
>>688390419
>Roody-Poo
>>688402426
He did skipped-dubs and trips on /v/ for a while IIRK. It didn't work, because people would just start going 'Check my 4' and shit.
I remember one time I managed to guess the last three digits of my post number. Never had a better get than that.
>>688402440
I must be
>>688402629
I can't believe anyone doesn't know Chris by now, but if you don't you owe it to yourself to spend a few hours on the CWCiki.
Is millhouse still a meme?
>>688402685
GET OUT!
>>688397221
Goooood times
>>688402685
i know because i'm a newfag. card carrying
>>688402630
Huh
Is this how the Yugi meme with the 7 card was born?
>>688402775
Always was, always will be
>>688402775
NO! He will never be a meme.
>>688390419
OP is a candy-assgot roody-poo
>>688402761
still the most astonishingly stupid thing this site has ever fawned over.
Remember when /b/ was good?
>>688402761
>>688402629
Let me share with you my favorite video of Chris.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIZkf_hKGmA
>>688402831
Yeah, think so. It was even more of a clusterfuck than just having dubs.
>>688402813
Newfag Since 2005
>>688402286
Shit dude i was re-watching that yesterday kek
>>688403002
Inb4 it was always shit
>>688403002
Nope
>>688403002
/b/ was never good
>>688403002
/b/ has always been the same; like monkeys throwing shit at each other.
>>688403040
Also you reminded me, I miss old raging /v/:(
Not gunna lie. I came here because of toaster Steve. Come at me faggots
Even though it's still posted a fair bit
>>688403128
winrar
>>688403068
the best kind of newfag.
does anyone have that gay blowjob picture? nohomo
Tell me the duck story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
>>688403182
I know '/v/ culture' is a /v/ meme, but I honestly think the board was more entertaining when it had basically no moderation. It was /b/.5 and it was beautiful, plus occasional video games.
WT Snacks
>>688403109
>inb4 you can't greentext
>>688390419
Fucking newfag.
>>688398576
lmfao never forget this classic
>>688403182
PS3 has no games
>>688403328
I can't even be mad. I haven't seen that fucking cat in such a long time
>>688403328
That fucking cat!
>>688403328
>>688403441
Yeah, it was my #1 board when I finally got out of /b/ to check the site out
Good times, I miss it.
Milhouse
Im not that old, so youre warned.
I remember caturday and memorializing dusty the cat.
I remember the first tumblr raid and Tumbly-anon porn. Btw I remember the green Anon guy.
EFG threads, actually funny YLYLs with the first picture being of that azn guy on the cellphone, cat/baby in microwave/blender threads, not having fucking gore or fluffy threads every damn night
Candlejack
And those threads where
>>688390419
I'm not posting cp, you FBI/NSA Agent.
So, where are all the oldfags go nowadays?
/pol/ is full of them according to some of the memes posted.
>>688397874
I haven't seen that one.. just looks like porn?
>>688403840
Candlejack can't do shit with me because I don't be
meh meh 500k or not?
the first GET I've witnessed
>>688403918
doesn't matter /b/ro. mods r sleeping
>>688396139
I dont wanna pickle.....
>>688390419
Decent looking female anons giving us selfie porn without the thread descending into people trying to doxx and/or creepers trying to get her skype username.
>>688404091
>There was a time when mods actually were sleeping
It's like a police state now
>>688403974
/pol/ has no oldfags at all, except those that are old exclusively to /pol. It's just an edge fest. The whole far-right vibe is actually pretty new to 4chan.
>>688404015
>>688404206
I know the far right thing is new, but they might be oldfags who adopted the ideologies
They post cockmongler duckroll etc, either that or they lurked on ED
>>688390419
Tripfags.
In your base killing your doods.
>>688404313
>>688404208
That's it?
>>688397874
You're a fucking pussy dude
>>688404208
you gotta be really fucked up to enjoy this thing. Too disturbing.
Anyone remember those THIS IS MY ANGEL threads that kept getting posted?
That's the only thing I haven't seen documented somewhere.
>>688404522
I jerk off to it. It's so sexy.
>>688404462
>>688398017
Send
>>688404448
but are they belong to us?
>>688404821
>chanology
Who here went out with masks irl?
the shame is overwhelming
>>688390419
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>>688398017
post it. POST IT. POOOOOOOOOSSSTT ITTT!!
http://brianpeppers.ytmnd.com/
>>688404368
'He who spouts the oldest memes is the newest of fags'-Ancient Chinese Proverb
Nah but seriously stuff like duckroll out of context always makes it seem like the anon is trying really hard to let everyone know how much of an oldfag they are, which makes me think they're probably not.
>>688404208
question: what does pulling the chain do?
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson," the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US," said the demons!
"I will shoot at him," said the Cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons," he shouted!
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons."
And then, John was a Zombie.
>>688404946
I fucking did, I remember all of it.
>>688390419
hhhhh
>>688397673
>not "Dinner Time!"
How long has being a namefag been gone?
>>688405184
Not sure I've necessarily seen it without context, but yeah, you're probably right.
>>688405299
3 guys one hammer
>>688393100
That baby was not happy about the situation.
>>688405408
People are still mean to nameefags and tripfags
>>688402241
Am I high, or didn't there used to be 15 pages??
>>688405470
thanks for reminding me, gotta dig it up again
>>688402761
I remember the weekend this shit really popped off... didn't the site go down for a bit or something?
>>688405188
Dunno, is just a BDSM thing
http://www.intersecinteractive.com/infernal.php
hands free fapping
DSFARGEG
>>688390419
I remember calling you a newfag when you arrived as this shit was fairly recent
>>688405653
Ho-ly shit, I think you're right
>>688405752
ban me too!!
>>688405817
consequences will never be the same!
>>688403035
holy shit how have I not seen this before... pure fucking gold
fgsfds
>>688405752
>nobody posts "Thanks Doc"
Oh well...
>>688405816
I remember there being 15, then one day I got on and there were 10. I tried to convince myself that I imagined it all, but I swear there were 15.
>>688406280
Green fucking ambalamps
>>688406431
I told you not to fuck wit me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsSEI2Le-so
>>688390419
Guys I need help here.
I remember a long time ago, there was a group that actually managed to hack 4chan. I distinctly remember the tagline was "did it for the lulz".
I've been searching for this event and have so far been unsuccessful. Search engines are completely filled with Know Your Meme articles of the phrase "did it for the lulz". It was always 4chan perpetrating the events in any cases, never the attack on 4chan itself.
Am I hallucinating? Or has history been forcibly erased and it's a huge conspiracy?
Someone help me out here.
>>688406900
Dubs to post the censored version? Pretty gay of you.
>>688403974
Been here since 2005
I post in /pol/, /v/, /g/, /a/, and /jp/
I only recently started coming back to /b/
>>688404368
This is what happened to me, I ended up adopting far-right ideologies. I wouldn't even call them far-right so much as libertarian. I know a fact, being one of them, that there are some oldfags on /pol/. We got old and started caring more about politics.
tom green
>>688396139
GET THAT LIL KID OF MY ICE YA LIL WANKAS
>>688407248
That was always my favorite.
Holy cow I'm totally going so fast aww fuck!
>>688407192
Yeah, I'm in the same boat as you, came here around chanology, ended up in /pol/.
And I literally started posting on /b/ again an hour ago, landed in this thread. It's been a while too
>>688407466
alright, give 'em the stick... give 'em the--
DONT GIVE 'EM THE STICK
>YOURENOTMYDADDONTTALKTTO-
*ooooooooooo*
>>688405457
it's awwwwwwright
>>688408074
Can I haz a cheezburger was my first meme
>>688408010
>>688408216
wow I had forgotten all about this.
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>>688408538
newfag. You can't triforce.
