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>God
>Fucking
>Tier
>Greentext
>thread
Alright OP. I'll dump. I'm too tired to do anything else.
Gonna start with a few D&D ones then take a break. This is exhausting.
>>688390593
>>688390656
>>688390704
Okay break time.
>>688390800
Alright. I think I'm good now.
>>688391131
Not really greentext, still funny though.
>>688391255
>>688391312
>>688390391
finally one of these.
>>688391370
>>688391477
>>688391547
>>688391591
>>688391655
Why can't I hold all these dubs
>>688391762
Worth the read, especially if you're into IT.
>>688391885
>>688391967
I miss when Y L Y L threads consistent primarily of these kinds of posts. :(
>>688392516
Not funny but pretty godtier.
>>688392629
>>688392692
>>688392764
>>688392824
>>688392901
Depressing thread.
>>688392978
>>688390541
Worst green text ive ever read
>>688393024
Last bump by me unless people decide to contribute.
>>688393325
Fuck off to a trapthread where you belong then, you mouthbreathing child.
>>688390489
kek
>>688390489
Funny but unrealistic, why would a nigger have a job?
http://imgur.com/gallery/7hwxI1s
>>688393325
cuck
>>688390593
fucking great.
more d&d ones anon
>>688394154
Sorry man, all I have. I'm on to my /g/ folder but I'm too tired to keep dumping. No one else is really contributing either.
Just kinda bumping here and there because I miss threads that actually made me laugh and I'm hoping someone will join in.
Not funny but classic godtier post
>>688390391
>>688391601
Holy fuck actually laughed out loud for once.
>>688395196
I remember that one. Makes you think.
>>688393481
I think something is wrong with your comprehensive skills.
>>688395781
wrong pic lol
>>688395743
You would be correct.
Sorry, I read 'green text thread'. I'm tired man. 15 hour day and it's only 7pm.
>>688395539
Yeah. Here some laugh-stuff
>>688390983
Hers isn't
>>688393781
Oh god, I hate this one so much. It makes me rage for so many reasons.
>>688391255
I'm a fuckin fag I know but what the fuck is the joke here
>>688396091
Yeah i figured. Fair enough anon
>>688396448
The (1) in the filename indicates he downloaded the same image twice.
>>688396487
Thanks.
>>688396538
nuffin
>>688396793
We got one live right here
OC incoming
>be me
>hip hop eurofag
>at friends house
>friend puts on a track i didnt know
>daaaaamn
>soundsgoodman.jpg
>ask him what style this is
>tells me its called "Trap"
>shitscashman.wmv
>go home
>Google "Trap"
>land here
>mfw
>you sick fuckers
>>688397645
God-tier, not highschool special.
>>688396683
Oh shit I didn't even notice that. Thanks, anon.
>>688397645
Nice shit
>>688397929
You got it.
No dying, thread ;(
>>688391411
underrated
kekd quite hard
Don't die on me
SAVING THE THREAD
Truly god like tard right here folks
>be me
>1934
>be 10
>wake up
>go to toilet because morning shit
>sit down and start pooping
>somethingdontfeelright.jgp
>get up and look inside
>blood and shit everywhere
>tell mom
>she freaks out and makes doctor appointment
>go and after some tests and shit they tell me i have ass cancer
>goddamnit.webm
>fast forword to last week
>get a letter from make a wish
>it says i can ask for anything
>always loved charlie chaplin movies
>tell my mom i wanna see the guy we love on and see on tv all the time
>she says oh ok ill call them
>fast forword to yestarday
>she says i have a visitor
>exited.png
>almost cry because i love his movies so much
>open the door
>its hitler
>wat.jgp
>my mom hails
>dad hails
>little sis does too
>i dont know what to do because 10 and i just wanna meet charlie
>hitler sees i dont show him respect
>tells my mom that hes gonna take me somewhere
>she says k main furrer
>he takes me
>long train ride
>dont know where im going but a lot of people are crying and stuff and i dont know why
>smelly in here
>after a day of train ride we stop
>get told to go out for a shower
>sure i need one actualy
>go and take my shirt and pants off
>go in a room and shower starts
>people dying
>start choking
>i just wanted to meet charlie chaplin
>dead.jgp
>well atleast im not a jew
Oc
Great thread, must not let die
Does anyone have that one where OP tried to be alpha and left a woman he was seeing tied to a chair at his house because she was into extreme bondage while he went out with his mates, but then they came back hours later and she was crying because her child was left alone back at her place or something? I remember he was panicking and asking the thread for advice because his mates beat him up for it and he basically alienated everyone he knew, friends and family. The screencap said something like "No matter how shitty your life is, at least you'll never be this guy."
Dumping mostly /k/ related
>>688390630
good shit
>>688392764
Oh my lord
Not green text, but devil tier
>>688393325
>first green text ive ever read
FTFY summer
>>688390704
its not even a ylyl thred but i lost
>>688401818
It actually is. They're pretty much called this now so idiotic children don't spam it with bullshit. Tell no one.
>>688390489
ultimate racism test
I've failed you /b/ I legit thought Tyrone was going to prove the old teacher wrong and become the heart surgeon who saved her life.
oh well
>>688391709
kek
>>688391601
Couldn't breathe this was so funny
>>688402054
The only thing Tyrone performs surgery on is a bucket of chicken.
>>688390600
irrevocably lost
>>688390489
>moved out of Detroit
well there's your problem
Should I smoke more meth, drink, or do both
>>688391131
Musketeer kek!!
>>688403772
fucking kek
>>688394721
FUUUUUUUUCK this reminded me of something similiar i did when i was still 15, not so cringe on this level, but still fucked up. man, the shame
>>688395437
That needs to be a banner
>>688390600
oh god lost so hard
>>688403772
i love that one
>>688404285
post story
>>688392692
a bunch of autistic children reacting to shitty bait.
>>688391547
Damn, what a great guy
>>688405556
My sides have transcended the physical dimension
>>688400359
Cancer
>>688406367
Yep.
>>688402314
lost
>>688401553
>singles
>Bernie
Damn socialists are so incompetent they can't even get dubs.
>>688395196
Goddamn
>>688405655
>>You are so convincing that you fall for your own lie, and believe it with absolute confidence
>finalfantasy7.jpg
>>688402435
>kek
>>688391547
was his name Greg? Was he a good guy?
>>688407690
Haven't seen that in a long time.
>>688407809
its cuz youtube has canged
>>688407928
changed*
>>688407996
What
>>688391885
i hate it. Some niggers just get nepoted (from "nepotism") into a comfy job and nothing for fat dough, while im expected to spend 5 more years educating myself to be competitive on te market
>>688390391
>>688408296
would the reference to a swedish fuck, who makes millions off yt bitching about "the drama" on entertainment platform be more clear if i changed "youtube" to "/b/", u stupid faggot, who lives under a rock and doesnt watch funny cat videos on the most popular video site on the internet, cuz jews r spyin on u?
>>688390600
read too fast, got to end, choked laughing
>>688408315
The technology market is flooded. Right now, it's either who you know or who you blow, unless your portfolio is pretty outstanding.
>>688391312
why is he shooting his long black tongue ?
>>688408988
u r under the impression, that its only IT and not everything, cuz theres 7billion humans on earth that need to work
>>688393325
i laughed too much at this, holy cow!
>>688408818
I don't pay any attention to what's 'popular' on youtube. I use it for music and a couple other things which interest me sometimes. No, that reference doesn't not shed any light on whatever the fuck dumb shit you're talking about.
>>688392901
stupid girl. the bang-hole is directed towards herself.
pic related.
>>688409219
Some markets are more flooded than others.
There aren't 7 billion humans who have to work. You're incorporating people under the legal working age as well as those who are retired, disabled, etc etc.
You're right on some level, your numbers are just flawed.
>>688394148
he forgot to say that it was a tranny hooker
>>688409237
it is a dumb shit, but since u r on /b/, u should be up to date on tis to have things to bitch about and mock here
u bitch
>>688409437
im right enough. More flooded than others mean, that all r flooded regardless.
>>688409457
kek
>>688397645
>googled trap
>landed here
>>688409618
Alright sport. It's getting close to bed time.
>>688395196
is a ripoff of the story "the egg"
>>688410671
>>688393781
This thread is too fucking depressing. This shit made me so angry... I need a follow up. I need to know what the fuck he did.
He probably killed himself.
>>688391601
Fuck i actually lost
>>688404755
I disagree
>>688412767
koktep
>>688400359
kek
>>688391967
I cri ertyme
>>688391411
Top kekolio
>>688403586
Drink more meth and smoke more beer.
>>688416100
I decided to just stick with the beer.
>>688390600
Fuckin spit my drink out
>>688399532
Cringey shit from a try hard
>>688416626
Just look at the post date, dude.
>>688390391
>>688413730
>.gif
>>688417331
Yes, gif's can in fact contain one frame.
>>688391885
My sides dont work
>>688390800
>all the whores ever
>orgy with 7 women
>>688390600
That is the life right there
>>688397645
Saved if anyone wants.
I love this thread.
>>688402002
Reading that filled me with an emptiness, a hollow dread no livig creature should experience. If this is the future then fuck.
>>688396538
pronounced din-dee tho sadly
>>688394556
oh dear
i am fully erect
>>688390593
fuckin kek
>>688392629
My sides
>>688392824
This made me tear up!
>>688420896
There's a second part but I think I forgot to save it.
>>688421508
no way there's a Catfishman 2. find it, post it
GOGOGO
>>688392901
This image is nearly a decade old now...
>>688422385
That it is.
>>688422352
Hopefully I did save it.
No I didn't. Sorry dude. I know an anon posted it one night, I even thanked him, but I apparently didn't save it.
>>688417331
>>688417413
Newfags
>>688424195
Idiot.
>>688418374
thx
>>688397645
kek
>>688396279
>>688411547
Anons. Thank you I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way. The story just makes me feel so sad and angry for the guy. I don't think I even fully understand why. Like if I had a childhood sweetheart (and thank FUCK I didn't) I don't think I could have rebounded from this one. I hope he's surviving and is happy. Somehow
>>688395196
that was beautiful
nice thread anons, thanks for the laughs
>>688396538
You have to think, someone looked long and hard for that one.
>>688390391
best one faggots
>>688401143
That's fucking awesome
>>688401143
these are the stories you want to hear about war.
>>688390704
Laughed out loud for two minutes now.
>>688426813
>>688403407
Nice easy target, anon
>>688426557
>go to Google translate
>type din du nuffin
>it detects language as Welsh before you type nuffin
>out of curiosity translate to english to get meaning
not that hard
you just have to be /pol/ enough
like with that African language post
>>688397531
>removed ticks
I will pay a $150,000 for this DLC
>>688428574
well its an update so I mean its free
>>688391967
Lost the first time grandpa spoke.
And continued losing.
>>688392824
>>688430459
Awesome.
This time I will fuckin' save it. Thanks man.
>>688402239
Underrated post
>>688429361
Yep made me laugh
And I'm americunt
>>688393781
that is fucking horrible, I cannot believe he didn't go ape shit crazy
>>688390593
>>688390656
>>688390704
>>688390800
Stop posting gay shit fag
>>688431810
I love the picture of the dude in 3rd panel been laughing harder than ever in my entire life for 3 days about it.
