You have to buy three items that freak the cashier out.
1. Chainsaw
2. Bullets
3. Trump 2016 T-shirt
summer sausage
condom
car magazine
1. Bag of doggy treats
2. Duct tape
3. Beyblades.
Lube
Little girls panties
Dance moms season 1 dvd
Mayo, peanut butter, garlic bread.
>>688381568
a dog
a condom
lube
>>688381568
This is much more effective during Halloween but
>extra large bag of chocolate candies
>huge bottle of dried laxatives
>syringe
I went to the store to buy razor blades, the whiskey I like was on sale so i put that in my basket, then I realized what I was buying so had to buy something else.
>>688381568
Cactus
Lube
Diapers
>>688381568
They sell bullets in walmart?
>>688382822
They do in civilized places
>>688382822
i live in the south so yes. yes there are bullets.
>>688381568
Duct tape, lube and a shovel
>>688382546
>puts dog on conveyor belt
>"uh... s-sir we don't uh... we don't"
>yes. yes you do
>dog rolls up to cashier
>dog repeatedly bumps into cashier
>keeps bumping
>ever bumping
>>688382822
For hunting weapons. Yeah
I don't have the pic but I'll say my favorite I've heard
1. Donuts
2. Donut Holes
3. Glue
>>688381568
Sports illustrated
Lube
Sandpaper
1.Knife
2.Lube
3.Garbage Bag
>>688383470
jfc that's metal as all hell
OP here. I try not to be picky, but there's a lot of garbage bag/shovel/lube jokes, so could you expand your creative field of mind?
>>688382822
im from LA, super liberal state like california still sells bullets, just not guns
1. Chloroform
2. 53 yards of rope
3. Horse dildo
>>688383859
Fine instead of sports illustrated, lube and sandpaper...
Super glue
A rolling chair
And 4 planks of wood
>>688384176
Point to me a walmart that sells sex toys.
Rope
Bucket
Lotion
>>688384540
kekd
>>688384417
I'm still looking for the chloroform
>>688381568
>condom
>lube
>duct tape
Since that's what the relpies always are for these threads
Playing cards
Hammer
Disinfectant
Hammer
Scooter
Pikachu Onesie
Marker pen
Ice
Scissors
>>688381568
cat treats
baby carrots
crisco
Rat poison
Chainsaw
Draino
Lighter fluid
Jenga towers
Toy planes
>sorry couldn't resist
Hair gel
Bath towel
Large melon
>>688384765
yup, every response has to do with perverted sex or murder
SO FUNNY LEL, ROLL THREAD NAO
Mask
Bullets
Gasoline can
Bible/Quaran/Torah
Matches
Marshmallows
doughnuts, doughnut holes, glue
The same shirt in small, medium and large
ten cake mixes
cupcake wrappers
half dozen bottles of liquid laxative
Day old donuts
Day old pound cake
Day old Baguette
5 dollars doesnt go much further
>>688385606
you cray cray
Bleach, latex gloves, black trash bags. Pay in cash, wear a baseball cap, sunglasses, and a hoodie with the hood up.
>>688385606
>>688383360
faggot
Half a watermelon
Ducttape
Half a watermelon
>>688381568
find out what the cashier's name is first
1. something with her name on it
2. women's underwear
3. duct tape
>>688383486
Why would you need to lube your knife?
>>688386056
what if all the cashiers are dudes
>>688386120
For the garbage bag of course!
>>688385998
Edge lord is so close to the edge I'm getting edgy whilst edging edgily away from this edgemeister
>wooden cross
>lighter fluid
>white robe
>>688384540
winrar
haloween time get huge pack of candy, and a huge pack of razers. and some really weird looking medicine box, that they wont know what the fuck is but makes it look creepy
>>688386245
same thing applies
Baby formula, diapers, beer and smokes. Put away either formula or diapers after they tell you the total.
margarine
butter
i can't beleive it's not butter
>>688386433
fair enough. also checked
>>688383302
>>688384417
Sex toys would be insane to sell, but bullets are fine. Your country makes me both laugh and cry at the same time.
Pregnancy test
shot gun shells
rug doctor
>>688384417
anything is a sex toy if you're creative enough
>>688386487
Kek
8 male betas
Fish bowl
Roll of raffle tickets
pregnancy test
coat hangers
blender
3 identical Justin bieber albums
Pepsi
Coke
Dr Pepper
>>688386483
That wouldn't surprise anyone that works at Walmart.
>>688386245
honestly that would make it even creepier
You can buy bullets in a fucking grocery store?
>>688386815
that just means u have 3 daughters that dont wanna share
>>688382822
Canadian Walmart worker here. Yeah they have everything for hunting weapons. Rifle, shotgun and pistol bullets.
>>688386535
Pregnancy test
Metal coat hanger
5gallon bucket
>>688386954
>Walmart
Of course you can there's always a sporting goods section
>>688386954
in America you can bullets at any store
>assuming I'm female
Safety pin, condoms, pregnancy test
>>688386483
Yell at cashier when you cant use WIC card to buy beer
laxatives
enema bulb
tarp
1 pear
1 box of matches
The cashier
1. Gasoline
2. Lighter
3. Highlighters
1. Pregnancy Test
2. Steel coat hangers
3. Shovel
I'd buy 3 knives and stab the cashier with them, bet she would freak the hell out
>>688382101
14 year old detected
1. a my little pony toy set
2. lube
3. golf balls
>>688387650
ow the edge
cat litter
biggest litterbox they have
cat-ears headband
when the clerk tries to make small talk by asking you how many cats you have, say "none"
>>688387650
I kek'd too hard at this
Bullets
Kerosene
Sunglasses
>ask for directions to the nearest school
Mask, machete and a new shirt
whole turkey
baby dress
stroller
>>688381932
>captain dick me down
I am having a hard time deciding which you are talking about
1. Trash Bags
2. Duct Tape
3. DVD of Silence of the Lambs
>>688387650
in america they would just be happy they didn't get shot
>>688387937
kek
diuretics
diapers
one of those dolls that pees when you feed it water
idk
>razorblades
>rope
>MLP dvd
>>688383302
That is a shame, I live in a place where there are just too few wild weapons to be hunted
>>688381568
I did this earlier at Freddy's actually.
1.glazed dounuts
2. Glazed dountholes
3. Bacon decal duct tape
I think i blew her mind that day.
>multipack of 96 hot dog buns
>48 burgers
>scissors
>>688383360
KEK
>>688387937
Genuine lols
>>688388625
topkek
2 watermelon halves
Tape
>>688383360
KEK
>>68838454
It runs the lotion on its skin
>>688386568
However he specifically said "horse dildo."
>>688381568
Two half-watermelons
superglue
>>688387080
No, no you can't. Only stores that have sporting goods sections, like a department store. Or a gun store. Or a hardware store that also has a gun section because reasons.
1. CP
2. Lube
3. Tissues
>>688387937
my 1 year old son self-identifies as a frozen turkey and i find this offensive
>>688389419
Why cheese pizza? How is that funny?
>>688389419
Implying you can buy child pornography much less pornography in general at Walmart. Try harder summerfag
>>688389419
show me a walmart that sells tissues
>>688386750
Underrated
>>688388206
Man.... you must have some pretty thin world views if you think everyone in the U.S. is packing at anytime and will get shot at any moment. The actual case would be quite different, if everyone had a gun, people wouldn't go shooting each other because it was a deterrent. A lot of people don't realize this, but the "Wild West" era was the safest time involving gun violence. The reason, everyone was capable of defending themselves at anytime, so it was a real gamble to hold someone up.
>walkie talkie
>gorilla suit
>cement
>>688389626
Pedo spotted
>>688381568
Mlp did
Bananas
Condoms
>>688381932
>>688388092
From left to right:
1. Captain
2. Dick
3. Me
4. Down
Vagisil
Bleach
Douche
>wig
>tape
>turkey
>>688381568
A jar of mayonnaise
Some latex tubing
A propane tank
You get loads of drink and diapers..
Then got to cashier say you don't have enough for it all and leave the diapers back!
an eggs
a milk and some seriel
Frozen DVD
Handcuffs
Drill
>>688389419
>dvd of frozen
>20ct birthday party hats
>hammer
>>688390032
Hahahaha
1. AK-47
2. 5 pounds of C4
3. Hijab
A 70 INCH LED TV
A VIDEO CAMERA
7.62 x 39MM AMMO
Kitchen rags
Kitchen knife set
Quaran
3 of their largest bags of fertilizer
Lipstick
Nightdress
Pumpkin
>>688389761
>Try harder
>>688381568
Spaghettios
Ketchup
Ketchup
>>688390814
You win
Six pack of wine coolers
Tiger beat magazine
Lube
>>688386861
>guy with plastic fork set asks me where laxatives are
>show him
>"Will you guys get mad if I use these in your bathroom and pay after? It's an emergency"
>>688385148
summer really is here
>porn
>dildo
>WD40
1. Glock
2. Joy of Shooting by Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
3. Bullets
>>688391352
'Murica
Well if its Walmart tooth paste mouth wash and dental floss
>>688388625
>2 Death Runes
>4 Astral Runes
>10 Earth runes
Assuming you're 94 magic.
>>688389933
so you are the redneck. Fair play
>>688391796
Ahah..ahha...ha
>Imodium
>underwear
>stain remover
>>688381932
And all three of them are named Kyle
>Chipotle
>Wash Powder
>Chipotleaway
>>688391611
Haha fucking kek
Exactly what I was aiming for
>Helium Tank
>Balloon
>Frog
>>688391611
This took may longer than I am proud to admit
>>688392217
Helium tank
Balloons
Baby basket
Spider man coloring book
Boys spiderman underwear
Astroglide
>Observer Ward
>sentry ward
>quelling blade
>>688392296
It is a thing of beauty. Be proud anon
Dog food
Pregnancy Test
Ammo
>>688385347
Where's you contribution then? Other than bitching about the obvious
>Laxatives
>Video Camera
>Asian porn
>>688391611
I don't get it
>>688381568
1. Giant cucumber
2. Box of Magnum Condoms
3. Big can of Crisco
Smile at her like an idiot and start chuckling to yourself before she gives you the total
It will help if you have your scuba outfit on, too, sans flippers
>>688387105
>assuming I'm female
Don't worry we assume your not
>>688392829
See
>multipack of 96 hot dog buns
>48 burgers
>scissors
>>688390371
Only one that's made me laugh so far
>>688393015
I was going to insult you for trying so fucking hard but I can't stop shaking my head in disappointment long enough to come up with something hurtful.
>soap
>perfume
>razors
i am paki woman
Milk Duds
Lube
Bucket
>>688389511
I am a turkey who identifies as a one-year-old and I find this offensive
Chains + the first 3 niggers you see.
2 professional photographer magazines
disposable camera
>huge drum of hundreds or thousands of raisins
>funnel
>digital camera
football boots
rugby shirt
darts
A gas pump bulb for an outboard
A hunk of 5" diameter hose
Some KY jelly
>this candy
>three times
>with a gap of 3 minutes between purchases
>>688394559
>dont cry
>>688381568
1. chloroform
2. rapist mask
3. rapist's DIY book
duct tape
nyquil
lube
Duct tape
Bucket
Bag of cement
Gas Mask
Bleach
Gasoline
>>688394652
>rapist diy book
As in contrast to what, having someone else rape someone on your behalf?
>>688381568
Huggies
Ex-Lax
Skittles
>fancy dress cop costume
>pressure cooker
>a gun
Car Battery, copper wire, diapers
>>688395101
Pretty sure that is called public school
>orange hair dye
>the dark knight rises dvd
>24 chairs
>>688394652
"I call it a rape mask and rape diy book because I literally don't know how to make a joke to save my life"
>>688395551
he obviously meant the quran asshole
>6 chairs
>music box
>large knife
>>688383302
How does someone go about hunting weapons? Do you sit and wait by a tree?
>>688385998
While u buying it look around like someone watching
>>688385998
But go in 10 minutes earlier dressed normally and buy the cap, glasses and hoodie
dragon dagger
str pot
teletab
>>688395831
I usually use a net. Some of the better knives are fucking wily and know how to get out of traditional traps you set out.
I bagged one of these last season. It's nothing fancy but it was a slow season for tomahawks
Car battery
Jumper Cables
Metal dog choker collar
Say to the cashier. "Her neck's 'bout the same size as yours, think this collar will fit?"
>C4 vest
>Lighter
>747 Airplane
>once cashier is done scanning the items yell Allah Akbar and run out without paying
>Large treble hooks
>200lb line
>marshmallows
>>688381568
Pantyhose
Lube
Thermos
strap on dildo
nightvision goggles
stepladder
A tub of crisco
A bubble wand
A roll of swranwrap
diuretics
funnel
water balloons
>chocolate bar
>ghram crackers
>cotton balls
>>688384540
golden
>>688381568
Tisues
Humidifier
Dehumidifier
>>688397800
most of the posts in this thread are samefags, einstein
Jump rope
Wine coolers
Issue of Tiger Beat magazine
>>688389511
why did I laugh at this?
Lube
Golf Balls
tangy bbq sause
donuts
donut holes
glue
>>688397398
underated
>bleach
>shot glass
>Razor blads
>>688383360
You win the internet today
>>688381568
1.Plastic Bags
2.Aspirin
3.Coathanger
4 Things
> 1.Bleach
> 2.Sanitizer
> 3.Powerpuff Girl Toys
> 4.Bubbles(PPG) Mask
Then ask where nearest school is
apple pie
romantic music cd
cigarettes
>>688381568
What bullets and chainsaws at walmart....
>>688381568
Fingerbox
Tinglies
Droops
chloroform
lube
spiderman coloring book
1). shock collar
2). adult diapers
3). Twinkies
>rope
>ice cream
>farewell card
>>688400501
Bullets at my wallmart. only shitty beta chainsaws, though.
Mayonnaise
Spoon
Chlorinated Tablets
>>688381568
I work at walmart and i dont give a shit what people buy, i don't even look half the time i just scan the shit and shove it in a bag, the only thing i pay attention too is keeping food and chemicals separate really...
You dumbass kids need to grow up and realize minimum wage grocery workers don't give a shit and hate their life.
Dog treats
Cat treats
Duct tape
>>688401997
>>688387472
Underrated post
>>688402232
stop same fagging you are not funny.. :-)
>>688401997
Proof?
Condoms
Lube
(anything else)
>>688388513
Don't try this, it makes mustard gas
>>688381568
>nail polish remover
>blonde hair dye
>muriatic acid
>>688393117
Still don't get it
>>688381568
2 picture frames with stock photos of children.
1 bottle of sexual lubricant
>mfw i work on wallmart
>>688402557
OH i'll explain it for you. You need the scizzors to open the hotdog bun wrappers
Two half watermelons and super glue
>>688402740
>doesn't post face
>>688394032
I'm a one-year-old turkey who identifies as a one-year-old who identifies as a turkey, and I find nothing wrong with this.
>>688402372
Here's my vest and badget.
Also pick up any Walmart phone and dial 4444 to activate the page system.
Works for 3 different stores I have worked at in california...
>>688381568
hhhhh
>>688388625
You're fucking terrible.
* ice cream
* porno mag
* spoon
Knife, Gloves, Bleach.
* diddles (3)
>I can't believe it's not butter
>Butter
>Microscope
>>688381568
Zipties ducktape, trashbags
Leafblower
Golf balls
Lube
![1465307596466[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Toh7xvT.jpg "1465307596466[1].jpg")
%triforce
dammit, I am the autist
>>688402534
You'd get tackled by the feds before you could make it to the exit.
A bowl
Whole milk
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
>>688404687
no spoon WTF
>>688391299
>eurofag detected
>>688391611
You're a fucking idiot
-bird seed
-fertilizer/soil
-flower pot
Rogain
Hair clippers
Broom
>>688387021
winrar
>>688404687
>>688404916
samefag
Oil filter
Funnel
Transmission fluid
>>688403417
Tit's please Julie
Seafood recipe book
Rice
Pet Goldfish
Walmart employee reporting in.
We don't give a shit.
Adult diapers, auto oil funnel, bag of goldfish.
>>688406060
06060 demads it.....please
>>688406165
prove it faggot.
>>688406291
>>688406060
>>688406285
no
and don't give me that tits or gtfo garbage, i didn't "attention whore" at all.
>>688406455
fucking Christian, why your badge so nasty... Why you cant be more clean like Julia over here.
>>688406627
Because I work in the automotive section, so I don't have any interaction with niggers like you.
%triforce
>>688406483
Just asked hence the please... didn't tits or gtfo, so fuck off with the hostility
>>688406165
that's not true
i made one of you fuckers very uncomfortable when buying just 2 things
>batteries
>gum
not sure why
>>688406732
>Automotive
>Neighboorhood market badge
>a grocery store.
kill yourself poser you wish you worked at walmart..
>>688406973
probably cuz you looked like a flaming faggot.
Stare at them the whole time in line and just keep starring once the ring up your 10lbs of ground beef, antipsychotics, and good house keeping. Once you grab your bags wothout breaking the stare just whisper, "no they seem nice, I can't."
>>688407068
There are so many things wrong with that post.
>>688381568
A Van
ducktape
The newest barbie
>>688407068
Has never been to walmart.
>>688407459
the green walmarts are grocery stores idiot. they have food, HBA and Pets/Chem only.
Dog treats
Bear trap
Sorry for your loss card.
Fava beans
a nice chianti
the checkout girl
ftftftftft
>>688407648
Not sure what kind of second rate neighborhood markets you have in whatever shithole city you live in, but we have tires.
>>688407393
>the newest barbie
>no shrimps on the list
fuck off, poof
I'm a cashier, you guys need to try harder. This shit isn't even slightly strange.
I'd go with baby bottles, bleach, and garbage bags.
>>688381568
>ski mask
>condoms
>pistol
>rifle with long barrel
>condom
>lube
is there any other viable answer?
Watermelon
Knife
Superglue
> Shotgun
> Camo Outfit
> Black trench coat
Diapers
Camera
Machete
that one copy of a 10 year old game (usually ps2) that still costs like 18 bucks. We are talking guitar hero 2 withought the controller. My local walmart has like 15
Fabric (flower print)
The most expensive pen there is.
This will be bound to raise some eyebrows.
A cake
Rat poison
Happy birthday grandma card
>>688408698
..........raise eyebrows because of how stupid it makes you look? Also what's with the fabric?
>>688386289
Underrated post
1.Tons of bleach
2.A bunch of rags/towels
3.Shovel
(optional)4.Extra large black trash bags
Extra large cooler
A hand saw
few bags of ice
Copy of My Little Pony season five on dvd
Tissues
Rope
>>688404274
lmao!
>>688381568
axe handle
50' rope
can of wd40
1. Chainsaw
2. Lube
3. Shovel
>>688403417
>>688406060
>>688406483
His name could be "Julian"
>>688408871
Underated post
