Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >This
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
QOTT: You now live in the same universe as your waifu. How fucked are you?
>>688380999
idk bro
Claimed
My waifu's universe is great, I'm up for that.
I'm off now everyone, I'll be back tomorrow. Farewell
>>688380901
Pretty good just getting some last overwatch before heading to bed. Went for a good run and can feel myself getting back into shape.
>>688380999
Starting off good I see with trips
>>688380813
But this tsundere was just trash.
Dio-sama...
Nice trips
>>688380999
Depends on the timeline i suppose.
Anywhere from completely not to very.
>>688380999
Answer to QOT:
Pretty fucked. Always repeating.
Sometimes getting treated nice, the next time my waifu murders me in cold blood
>still around
>>688380999
Nothing would change.
>>688381384
What the fuck are those on her forehead?
>>688380999
That would be amazing. Best thing that could ever happen.
>checked
>>688381432
Those are all great things to hear. You'd make Emi proud.
>>688381469
hello chara
>>688380999
Nice trips, better claim. I'm doing pretty fucking good, assuming I don't get munched on by Ragnarok or some other nasty evil weapon. Might even join the DWMA/Shibusen if I have the talent.
Why not?
>>688380999
Hello guys.
Claiming Saya from H.O.T.D. got no pictures on me, though.
Would be fun, fighting against zombies. Would die after a few minutes anyways.
Akiko claimed
>>688380999
I'm good
>>688380999
Superior autism claimed.
I feel bad from insults today for whatever reason (I get like that sometimes), so I'll stick to myself and play Skyrim.
>>688381735
Kyouko
>>688381803
British
>>688381975
Akiko
>>688381718
Heya Yuuko! How was your day?
>>688381946
>any HOTD girl other than Saeko
claim
>>688380886
yep just as hard for me to find that girl who will let me lie in her lap or sleep with my head on her tummy while she protects me as i sleep. we will make it some day
>>688380999
I'm fine, as long as I'm comitting no crimes in Japan. So most likely not fine.
>>688380999
Which side of the gate?
Rory-sama claimed
>>688382343
Ops, wrong picture.
>>688382202
Someday, man. Someday. Be nice if I could curb my little angry streak.
>>688382343
fuck off mugi
>>688382469
Fuck off Mai.
Peri - Fire Emblem Fates
>>688380999
I would be so utterly fucked.
>>688381718
Yes it's great, how about you, got plans for the day?
>>688382596
Fuck off Mai.
>>688382539
angry huh i know angry all to well whats giving you this angry streak?
>>688380999
>That qott
I think it's exactly the same as normal, just 2D.
Also, stopped at the deli and picked up a mad amount of soda.
>These 4 plus a 12 pack of ghetto grape
>Makoto
>>688382697
P for pulverization
E for eviscerate
R for ruin
I for impale
Peri!
Do it properly if you claim such a fine waifu
>>688382596
>ive been on my laptop for almost an hour now
>still thinking its me because image.png
lol
>>688382127
I spent it at the library.
It was more productive than usual.
Yours?
>>688382343
Cat mai is my favorite
>>688382469
Hello mai.
You alright today?
>>688382756
I was at the library all day, so i plan to shitpost for the remainder of the day.
>>688380999
I'm sure enough of you have read the encyclopedia, or at least the Holstaur profile, to know the answer to that question.
>>688382156
Meh, both are great in their way. Saeko is also a good pick.
>>688382202
Guess it was you who brought me to Akame! ga kill. Thanks for that. Just like this Milinda anon.
>>688382445
Need to watch this show, too.
>>688383062
Wrote a handful of application before I thought "eh, not gonna happen anyway". So it was also rather productive.
>>688383039
Did the stepping work?
>>688383308
yes
im surprised anybody remembers that
>>688383062
Shiposting day is always good.
>>688382802
Not totally sure. Some shit just pisses me off beyond wanting reasonable resolution. Like people who beat (and I mean REALLY beat, not spankings and shit) little kids. They make me want to take care of them in ways that would make ISIS proud. Similarly, people who sexually abuse kids. There are some people I honestly think ought to be crucified in public or made free game for hunting.
>>688383018
Is this proper enough?
Anna claimed :3
>>688383520
I will always remember.
>>688382343
>>688382469
You skipped 48.
>>688383745
shit
>>688382117
Yuuko.
How is you?
>>688383683
I-is... is that finally a god-tier waifu?!
>>688383656
I guess. She just died at my last mission. Fucking beastslayer I swear to god. Had to reset it, I won't let Peri die. Not her. And Arthur won't die either.
So, how're you doing?
>>688383196
Perfect cow
>>688383297
That sounds good.
Everything still good at the insurance thing?
>>688383745
Green beauty
>>688383983
Great!
Thanks for the apple.
You being your neet self?
>>688383825
I did it because I knew you're going to see it.
You get a big prize.
Here is a picture of my dog
>>688383983
Kyouko!
Heyooo.
>>688384103
Yeah, I'm fine.
>>688383988
To be honest, im not really an anime-fag, but shaman king was my shit back when i was 13-15... the series is awful, but i had all the (german) mangas of it, its so good ;__;
And Anna was always intriguing, the parts in the manga with her always give me feels.
Anyway, you guys enjoy yourselves ~
>>688381667
Why is your waifu a guy
>>688384316
>the series is awful
you dropped the ball there faggot
>>688380999
>How fucked are you
I am not an Ultimate in any way, shape, or form. I'm done for.
>>688384103
I was sure I mentioned that I'm not working there anymore.
>>688384316
See ya Anna fag.
>Austria or Germany btw?
>>688384426
Because I'm gay
>>688384053
Just got Peri, instant switch of waifu from Azura to Peri.
>>688384103
Fluffy Hair.
>>688384117
That god is fuckin cute.
>>688384103
>Green beauty
Stop calling me that.
>>688380999
>QOTT
Im fucked.
>>688384516
If you've read the mangas, the series are nothing like it. Different names, much more story, different ending.. the series literally doesn't end the same as the manga...
But the opening is fucking awesome.
>>688384602
Switzerland
>>688384516
not him, but it's you who seem to be the faggot one
also stop using that little orange turd as your every reaction image. crappiest anime of 2016 fam
>>688383599
i feel you ive got stuff that makes me want to kill aswell my father used to go beyond spanking and was very verbally abusive when i was younger so i know what you mean by BEATING not spanking there is a big difference
>>688384316
You should stay with us more
But don't get near newfags.
>>688384620
You'll love her even more. Try to get some conversation with her. You'll notice she's much more than just killing. It makes her even better.
>>688384842
ah... damn, well nothing Nazi here then. Permission to leave.
>>688384868
One Punch Man is best Anime of 2016
>>688384301
I'd consider this good if it wasn't incredibly generic.
Find much joy in your day today?
>>688384602
Fuck
Well it seemed like you weren't being all that you could be there anyway.
>>688384654
Stop being beautiful
>>688384868
i dont even think that was a 2016 anime
>>688384871
My mother was the same way. She stopped when I started hitting back. Too much a coward to hit anyone who'd defend themselves.
>>688385074
I'm sleepy
>>688384103
>You being your neet self?
Yup, playing OW with some people from here.
Good to hear you're doing good!
>>688384239
Welcome back qt.
>>688384654
By the way are you watching the OPM OVAs?
>>688384931
Im just not up to date with the (letcs call it) weeabo stuff out there, but i usually read through or lurk on most threads, even tho when i contribute its normie tier, like my first post...
>>688384936
I got first and second support convos, and she's as delicate as a butterfly, but as tough as an iron plated butterfly with lance.
>>688384868
It's a 2015 anime nigger.
Also, she's my waifu and this is a waifu thread so of course I'm gonna post her.
>>688384871
Did he beat you on a regular basis? Or was it... more impulsive?
>>688385074
Don't worry about it. So, anyway, I wrote about 12 applications today to some retail shop.
Tomorrow I'll do the same with another big store chain.
>>688385304
Through sheer dumb luck I got Peri's lance dropped in my castle today. It's a great lance for throwing too!
And I only have one conversation with her.
>>688385099
Related sad feels
My condolences
>>688385167
Sleepy is a fair decision.
Will keep you alert for the great day you're going to have tomorrow
>>688385248
>Says the cutie.
Had to shower.
who here is Brazilfag on steam
>>688384778
Different names?
You watched the censored 4kids version didn't you? No wonder you think it's a bad anime... Go watch the original shit asap.
>>688380999
Guess if I was a manakravter then I would be pretty okay with it.
If I lived on the Outer Pole though, that would suck balls.
>>688385665
NGL, 4Kids butchers and neuters everything it touches.
>>688385299
Don't worry, just find a common subject and start speaking about it.
Just don't be cancer, like using emoticons and normie tier stuff.
>>688380999
Claiming Seaport Hime.
I'm not playing Kantai Collection, so I've no idea.
>>688385474
Do you think buying Birthright and/or revelations is worth 50 dollars?
>>688385665
Probably, since i've only seen the german versions on TV. But as i said, im not too much into anime.
The Manga is still toptier imo, i think the 'original' series won't top that.
But i'll look into it, thanks for the recommendation!
>>688385272
Yes.
They are alright, I haven't seen all of them actually, I gotta get on with that.
>>688385937
Still hot
>>688386132
Thank you.
>>688385474
impulsive he would have his "mad days" where if i had not cleaned correctly or got a bad mark in elementary school i was in for one hell of a time
>>688385099
hitting back i could not even imagine im so scared of him psychologically i could not touch him even today being 20 but he is better now
>>688386132
DIOOOOOOOOOO
>>688385861
It's funny to see how this community within /b/ is much more welcoming than most other places here lol.
Appreciate it
>>688380999
this is /b/ get your gay shit wrap it up and waffles and fuck yourself with a comb you weeb trash
>>688385504
Ooh nice.
Hope you enjoyed your shower then.
What are you up to?
>>688386330
Yeah that's me.
>>688385474
Great plan
One fish is sure to bite.
>yuuko
>>688386017
Revelations is only in the limited edition. So it's either Conquest or Birthright. Don't know yet about Birthright but Conquest is worth it.
>>688385937
When you're not near the sea you're probably fine m8
>>688386302
This sucks. I'm still not sure what my parents did. It was only slapping but seomtiems I did fly. And the fact that I never knew when it was enough and they'd loose it made it even scarier. Probably not as bad as you two guys.
>>688386378
I agree but
>>688386385
then there's this asshole.
>>688386378
Just stay with us.
>>688386385
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>>688386113
I've just seen some gifs/pictures of Tats being drunk and cute from the newest ova.
>>688386669
you're welcome
Miho claimed
>>688386385
this is /b/ get your gay shit wrap it up and waffles and fuck yourself with a comb you weeb trash
>>688386563
Hey, fuck off you faggot.
Grow thicker skin or get the fuck off /b/ you punk ass sissy bitch.
Shitposters come and go, get over it already
>>688386529
its gets more confusing when he would freak out call me useless and hit me and whatever else came to mind and the next day he would tell me im sorry but you made me
>>688386302
My mother improved over time, too. Not sure if pure cowardice or actually improving into being a human being on some level. She had me when she was 19. Being young might factor in- she prbably had no idea how to handle a kid. Doesn't excuse her shit though.
>>688386773
Seppuku.
>>688386869
>>688386529
If I get to chill while sailing the seas with her, it would be a really chill life.
>>688386773
Sissy faggot
>>688385644
Brazilian Karen / Yuiko I assume, but such nickname doesn't sound likely of him.
>>688386378
Not if your waifu is Umaru.
Thenk you get bullied to the oblivion.
>>688386395
Nothing much. Lazy day. Watching youtube. Going to do laundry tomorrow.
>>688386693
>newest
I probably haven't seen that one yet. I'll have to make some gifs of my own if need be and watch it.
Thanks.
>>688386529
You can actually buy revelations and birthright/conquest , then download it onto your 3ds if you have already own conquest/birthright.
>>688387002
Topkek?
nice argument
>>688386385
/b/ is shit.
>>688387135
Poor guy, it's okay.
In case of cyberbully attack, close the thread.
>>688386869
I was born with thick skin.
>>688386773
Miho
>>688386512
I hope they do
>>688386895
Never had that. But... well I can't remember that my dad said he's sorry for it.
>>688387063
But everything changed when shipfus appeared and blasted your waifu away
>>688387199
huh, didn't know that... 80 bucks for all three plus artbook and steelbook and poster still sounds like a better deal to me
>>688387410
You were born with a dick shoved in your ass
>>688386981
Seppuku!
>>688387546
Well, nevermind.
>>688386906
thats good my dad is better but not perfect as well
yeah my mom was abused physically by her father so she has never been motherly towards me no touch no hugs. we can only hope they get better
>>688387643
Slut
>>688387595
And you were born with all 3 of your holes filled
>>688387643
But that's not how you sudoku you fucking amateur.
Time for sleep, good night everyone.
>>688387595
>>688387734
I don't think my mother was ever really beaten. Spanked, whacked upside the head, sure. But never thrown, grabbed by the hair, slammed into a wall or hit with closed fists, as far as I know.
>>688387778
2 from nose.
2 from ears.
One mouth
One ass
There are six holes.
Are you retarded?
>>688387643
O guess a gun works too
>>688388182
Goodnight beautiful
>>688388263
You forgot the one for your fucking pussy.
>>688386906
Sounds harsh. My parents even said they "learned" that hitting doesn't improve anything.
They still threaten me though.
>>688388263
You forgot the urethra
>>688387151
I see I see.
Lazy day uh?
I get a lot of those.
>>688388483
Pussy has two holes you retard
>>688388263
He probably meant all 3 FUCKABLE holes, because if you can get a dick in either your nose or your ear, his dick must be tiny or your face mutilated.
>>688388483
You are a pussy.>>688388512
>>688388232
lucky her wonder where all her anger comes from?
>>688388493
You mean they were given falsified information, right?
>>688388901
nah, they learned those false information
>Chara
Well, off to beed now.
>>688388771
going to take my dog out then make some dinner ill be on later see you waifu and tsubaki
clmd
>>688388771
Maybe partially because she fucked up hardcore just by having me- she failed to graduate HS on time because she was a teen mom. Plus, I'll be honest, I wasn't the best-behaved kid. I lied, cheated, stole, slacked off in school and was generally antisocial and occasionally straight destructive, and pretty fucking defiant to boot. Slightly proud of that last thing. And l8r, m80.
I DIDN'T FIGHT IN KOREA FOR THIS SHIT!
>love these stealthy claims
Im gonna assume the QOTT means Im on her side of the gate since no one really answered me.
Im fucked unless I can somehow become an apostle or a noble.
>>688389434
bye bye
>>688389566
too bad gramps
>Chara
>>688388554
Yeah I use to get a lot of them. Now I've got a job, but that's money. Woo!
>>688389302
Goodnight
>yuuko
>>688389733
Why don't you use a fucking trip?
>your god
Akiko loves tracer
>>688390031
>>688388182
Goodnight Shiki.
>>688389807
That's good.
I wish I had a job aswell at the moment.
Always good to have money!
>>688389807
Give me some money so I can gamble it. Please.
>>688390014
Because I'm on my period
>Your mom
>>688389733
I'M 70 YEARS OLD AND I SERVED WITH THE U.S. ARMED FORCED IN KOREA, SO PAY ME SOME RESPECT, KID. I'M 70 YEARS OLD, I'M YOUR ELDER. I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT KIDS HAVE BECOME NOW A DAYS, I DIDN'T SERVED IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY AND FIGHT IN KOREA FOR THIS! I'M 70 YEARS OLD AND AS SPRY AS EVER, SO BRING IT ON. WHEN I WAS A KID WE DATED REAL GIRLS, WENT OUTSIDE, SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES!
here
>>688390293
i fukd ur mom
Hey friendos!
This is a local thread for local waifu.
>If trips get, ever waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>688390293
Halt doch deine alte Fresse Opa, Ich komm nicht aus deinem beschissenen Amiland. Wenn du unbedingt Schläge haben willst, flieg rüber. Mit etwas Glück funktioniert noch eine Gaskammer für dich
>>688390472
Hey Nano
>>688390558
siiiiiiiiiiigh
>>688390558
How was your day trips guy? Haven't seen you in a while.
>>688390558
You will never get it.
>>688390558
A good try man. Hows things?
>>688390558
how can al waifuz b urz if al waifuz r mien?
>>688390558
One day you will have a Harem!
>>688391141
Are you retarded or what?
He actually had trips one day, sissy bitch
>>688390031
He really does.
>>688390472
hello nano
>>688390558
I really wish the best for you
head hurts and im pissed
>>688391444
nice script you fucking faggot
>HURR TRIPS
>>688391507
fake mugi
>>688391444
Savage.
>>688390101
Very. I get paid today but since not everything is set up properly I get my check tomorrow.
>>688390180
Better be on cards and not fucking keno!
>>688391444
They were returned by a higher trips a few minutes later.
>checked though
>>688391612
>needing scripts for something as easy as trips
>>688391617
confirmed
>>688390558
>>688391444
I wasn't there and no one showed me.
You know the rules
Pics or it didn't happen.
Also nice trips
>>688391628
Mmm I see.
>Got anything nice to buy in mind?
>>688391612
What script? I'm on phone.
Chara is a sissy bitch which sucks dicks in his free time.
>>688390754
I've done it before
And I'll do it again!
>>688390703
>>688390813
The day was pretty swell, cheers for asking. Just chilling out for the evening after enjoying the heat today.
How's yourselves doing on this fine eve?
>>688391483
Kind words anon, and I thank ye for them.
How are ye doing?
>>688390848
.... I do not know
>>688391867
What a lovely and painful memory
>>688391628
hey how are you?
>>688392063
That was before I was around.
>>688392017
That's true.
Sorry you're not in my area. Else I'd offer you a free blowjob
>>688382783
no u
>>688383039
it was a social experiment i swear
>>688390607
Hello! how are you today Chara?}
>>688390641
>
>>688391483
Yuuko hi! I miss you.
>>688391628
Blackjack. Why the dick nipples would you play anything but gambling involving cards?
>>688392063
Was planning on visiting my mother today in hospital, but apparently she's not feeling well. I hope it's not in health and just in mentality. Other than that nothing of interest.
>>688391871
>you know the rules.
Listen here, newfag.
You either stop sucking so much dick or you leave.
You're the cringiest guy/girl or whatever the fuck you are in this thread.
Nobody really likes you
>>688392322
suuure :^)
>>688392360
Doing fine, trying to calm this guy down >>688392384 He seems salty because I don't give him a blowjob
>>688392384
It's alright, the internet is huge, maybe someone else is more near you and can give you a blowjob
>>688392063
Im feeling alright this morning. Muffins are nearly done, caramellatte. Then onto the other things for the day.
>>688392063
These people don't respect your legend.
I'm great and you should be too.
>>688392360
I'm sure others here missed you too <3
>>688391928
>Besides the cat tail?
No not really. Can you think of anything?
>>688392082
Heyooo
>>688391758
That did happen. But several months before he got the Trips.
>>688391871
>Pics or it didn't happen
Agh. Fuck. I have it saved somewhere, and I know someone else here does... one moment...
TWO IMAGES LEFT
>>688392603
No.
Fucking attention whore.
>im doing this
>im doing that
They can see that themselves, you cocksucker.
Someone bake next, I'm not in the mood to do it.
