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How do you compare?
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6,3in
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>>688347053
Congo lol
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I beat germany by 1 inch exactly nicee
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>>688347053
Above German, but under Congo
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>>688347288
In Congo 7,1in is AVERAGE. I can only imagine what they consider big
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>>688347053
>self reported measurements

sage this faggotry
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>>688347053
just shy of congo. irish shillelagh cock masterrace reporting in
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>>688347053
7.5 inches white guy here. Feels good to know that I'm better than a black man in litterally every category.
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Just shy of 8 so pretty good i guess
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6" exact. Its weird, if I sit down it looks smaller, if I stand up it gains an extra inch.

Anyone else know what I'm talking about?
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>>688347053
they shouldn't make charts like this without correct measurements
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>>688347053
9 1/3 inchs Dutch
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>>688347053

germany is 6-7 fyi
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>>688347622
Not so fast faggot.... Are you better at being a nigger?
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>>688347053
4chan, the place where 8 out of 10 posts are about dicks
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>>688347709
except there is a part missing
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>>688347053
well im above average 5,7 to be exact
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>>688347053
Why do you even post this?
Everyone is just going to say
>lol, i'm congo sized XD
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>>688347758
Fellow 6 incher here and yes i do
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6.5 inches
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>Everyone in this thread is above average
>lol ok.
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>>688347053
This picture has been edited and rearanged so many times over the years that I don't even know what the actual one looks like anymore.
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>not using centimeters faggot
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>>688348039
What's missing? You mean that im cut? Lol like i can do anything about what happened when i was a baby. Its still a big dick
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>>688347053
6.8" here. Sucks, can't always get as rough as I want because cervix
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What is the "Asean" average?
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3 inches erect
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>>688348390
Asian average
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>>688348257
Your hand doesnt have a cervix though
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>>688347758
yeah its called being fat, you fuck
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Just wondering, is there actually a way to increase your dick size?
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>>688347709
ur ruler must be off fam, you can't be much over 7. keep thinkin youre knockin on 8 tho
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I'm below global average but that's okay because it's a feminine penis.
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OK guys why all big cocks people are on 4chan? where are the average guys? and is this an only big dick site?
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7 hard, top of the dick chain
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10 inches right here
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>>688347053

wait, WUT ??!

we German have a BIGGER PENIS than you Ameritards ??!!

man, I love 4chan.


>>688348257

wait, WUT ?!??!

your woman has a 7+ inch deep vagoo?!??
is dat a vagoon, or a train wagon ?
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>>688347053
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5 inch penis here. Feels bad being average man
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12 inch mandingo right here.
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germany btw is actually 8-4 that chart is wong
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>>688347053
B8 > R8
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>>688347485
big dick small brain
they dont even know what average is
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>>688348097
Yeah its weird.

GF at the time saw my dick thru a pic, said it was average. When we got together she pulled down my pants: 'DAMN ANON, you grew like 2"!'

Dicks are weird man
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18 cm should be enough
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The average must be wrong if all people on 4 chan are bigger soo i guess its all a big bulshit to give hope to small dick guys and yes the average is must bigger than that as you can see girl here......all the guys i been with had bigger cocks than 7 inch....
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>>688348491
3 inch cock detected
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I can't believe how many of you actually think these silly little pictures are correct. There have been plenty of studies where measurements are not self reported. The legitimate studies all have the same results.
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>>688348390

ASEAN = Asia, Europe, America North
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>>688348537
nope and that's not even pressing the ruler in. Over 7.5 and with a really good boner I hit 8
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>>688348955
biggest youve had?
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>>688349081
wut?
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>>688348594
Because everyone here measures their cock from their fucking asshole.
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>>688348955
Faggot Size Queen detected
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>>688347053
why do men in german porn have small dicks then?
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>>688347053
Those poor asians
Only about 5.5 here (haven't measured might be a little more)
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>>688348390
Association of Southeast Asian Nations.
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>>688349244

can't stop topkek'ing
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>>688349085
Thought you weren't supposed to ruler press. No wonder why everyone on chan is bigger than average. I'm 6.75 and I gently make sure it's not pressing into the pad. It would only go to 7.5 if I do so though. Not a big deal
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>>688349160
Baby i feel sorry for small dick guys but the bigger i had must have been 8 inch and i think its average...... the big dicks are really big these tests are lies becouse i never had or seen a cock smaller than 7 inch
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>>688348955
>implying

And even if you aren't just a fat neckbeard, its not like I would trust your judgement either. Females are the worlds worst when it comes to size. You wouldn't know a 7 inch dick if it slapped you in the face.
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i'm a 6,5 inch, is this good?
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>>688349421

because we want porn addicts not just to watch the video, but also to realistically dream about being in the place of the Pornstar.
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cant complain, 6.5-7
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>>688347053
Jokes on you, I don't use condoms
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>>688349506
I said I don't ruler press fag
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>>688348082
so true
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>>688347053
7,4 but man, it gets the job done
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>>688348257
Depends entirely on the girl, i'm exactly the same size and I hit it on my ex girlfriend and on my current one i can go all the way and not hit bottom.
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>>688347053
pic related
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>>688347053
above average in every part of the world
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Around 6 inches, and it feels fucking short.
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>>688349756
Yeah I know. I'm pointing out that maybe that's why all these guys are "bigger than average"
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>>688348097
>fellow 6 incher

You two should get together and touch dicks considering that was the gayest thing I've ever read. Congratulations you cuck fuck.
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>>688347053
this thread is to crappy to use international stanards... but 15 centimeters
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>>688347053
Why would they have stats for North Korea though?
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6'3, 7.5" inch cock

stay mad faggots
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>tfw white and bigger than a shit skin Congo

Thank you Nordic genetics
6'4 master race
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>be me
>always had ED
>doctor prohibited viagra and stuff, because blood pressure & other issues
>anyway got a gf, was her first bf
>she had always been scared of penetration (almost raped when young), but happy with foreplay only
>started living together in my house
>years later, developed lots of non-penetration techniques & games
>had her have countless orgasms in countless modes
>also initiated her to a number of sex toys
>we were happy
>and then something planted a bad idea in her mind
>she started mumbling about being Properly Fucked
>she started camwhoring (not even a tip, being a solid 3/10)
>a guy gets in touch with her
>they arrange a fuckdate, in my house, while I was out
>she eventually gets Properly Fucked by a phimotic psychoNEET barely lasting 10 minutes
>next days she acted weird and almost uninterested in me
>at least two times I asked if there was some other man,she angrily answered no
>checked her cellphone (she always had the same passwords) and found she was actually cheating
>they had arranged another fuckdate on next morning
>on the morning she tells me she'll be at her parents house til noon
>I had my most eerie smile of my life, "yea, yea"
>maybe she realized that I knew everything, but chose to go anyway to get Dat Proper Fuck
>as soon as she's out, I call a blacksmith to change every door key
>then while badly wanting to cry, quickly pack all of her personal stuff
>before noon all of her boxed shit (including dirty laundry) is out
>and every door secured, and every window and blind shut
>then I called her parents (she wasn't there) to tell we broke
>shut off phones
>then left a note on the door:

"be happy with your new man. forget me, my house and my money. your stuff was fedex-ed to your parents"

>finally inside my bunker, crying on the sofa of an half-empty house
>at 1pm she made a fuss outside
>didn't give a shit
>and always refused to see again

TL;DR: she preferred a Proper Fuck to a happy life of pleasure, money, romance, loyalty.
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>>688349568
guys with short dicks lack the confidence to initiate sex.
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>>688348770
mad white boi with lil dick
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>>688348955
>Implying people with smaller Penises are just as likely to go in a thread about penis.
>Implying people aren't looking to brag.
>Implying 4chan is an accurate sample size.
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>>688350139
good on you m8
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>>688350056
They are the same country. It would be like asking "why does New Jersey have the same as New York?"
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19 cm or whatever is that in inches.
BG
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>>688349932
ohh sorry I called you a fag then. Carry on
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>>688349688
it does make porn sort of more realistic
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>>688348390
4.3"
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SOrry guys but the average is not 6 and not even 7 i think 7,5 is.....all downer is small and you can see it with your eyes looking down...and btw all guys here have bigger dicks than 7 soo i guess it all a lie....just take a pic from the side and you can see it yourself
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>>688347053
>>688347053
7-8 depending on excitement level
Pencil thin though, could use some girth.
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>>688348535
Except for going from flaccid to erect, the only 'real' way is an operation in witch they cut you and pull more dick out, you actually have more length inside of you.
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>>688347622
Bigger than the average nigger, not those top tear stunt cock niggers.
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>>688347053

>global average

>most countries, including those that are most populated are significantly under it

Kek. Gr8 b8. 10/10 for getting all these faggots to respond and argue with Eachother.
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>>688348955
meh, I know for a fact I'm larger than average (mostly girth) as I have been repeatedly told so by every woman I've been with in the past 20 years... I'm 6 inches, which frankly I used to believe was average/standard (again girth is the main thing women I've been with like) so there must be a signifuicant amount of guys out there who are significantly smaller than that... I think they may be somewhat charitable with the statistics but mostly the thing is probably guys that are bigger (or pretending to be) are more likely to self report or post on a thread like this than the little guys... Some women have confessed to me that ridiculously large (as in porn) is about as much of a turn off as small dicks, so there's a sweet spot size and it doesn't quite work like tits which is the bigger the better... Within reason... Personally, most of the girls I've gone out with have been small breasted and I've developed over the years a special appreciation for that type of body, I imagine the same may be true of some women so there is hope for the below average guys... Having said that, I don't even have to try all that hard at sex to be considered good at sex, dick my size is enough in and of itself I just have to lay back and they will fucking enjoy it...
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>>688350244
Nope, just white boi without AIDS
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>>688351061
HONKY
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>>688347053
8 inches
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>tfw asian and bigger than all of you whites and blacks combine

must be embarrassing being smaller than an asian guy
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7.8"

It's actually not that wonderful, yeah I've had chicks tell me they'd "heard about it" but none of them can ever take dick, and if you want a good blowjob good fucking luck
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around 7.5 inches, pretty proud of myself
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I have no idea how much 16cm is in your imperial shitmeasures but even my slut of an ex was honestly impressed.

>>688350672
small cock complex detected
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>>688348861
>>688351061
>>688350244
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>>688351440

ugh this is so bad
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>>688347053
BAIT!

Why these threads still get attention still puzzles
me, the lack of education and fact are quite funny
though
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>>688351430
>and if you want a good blowjob good fucking luck
I can only imagine

I'm only 5.5 and most girls can't go all the way down on it anyways.
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>>688351361
What in all manner of fuck is that yellow boil on your cock?
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>>688347053
Meh, decently
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>>688351430
somewhere between 6 and 7" is an optimal size almost all girls can take in pussy and try to deepthroat while also being completely satisfied.
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bow to my 7 inches you small dicked faggots
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I was told by my mom that my dad was very hung down there.
The day when i took a medical exam becouse a twidted testicle and she was there with the female doctor i couldnt not notice the pity and delusion on her face seeing my small thin dick and the face of the doctoress too.This was the day when i learn that my 6.3 inch dick wasnt average but small....and i feel very bad for not taking from my father who was hung,now im destined at a life as a sissy whore and i shave my ass daily for average real dicks.
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Tad larger than your average Ngutumba in Congo.
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>>688351440
dude, your alleged 7.5 inch looks like my 6.2" flaccid. Also, is that mild phimosis?
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>>688351755
Yeah honestly whenever I see one of these threads and some dude is bragging about his 8 inch dick I'm sitting here like "nah you're full of shit"

Need a 1 inch penisectomy
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6.3"reporting in
Boyfriend is fucking 10 inches and dutch. Stellar cock.
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>>688351905
take a side pic
people always make their dick look bigger using that angle in your pic
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Hello!
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>>688348670
You also dont have as many people. So average is brought down
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>>688352218
Can't take picture now, this is the only other one I have.
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>>688350139
You handled that like a g
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>>688351938
jej .. fucking tard
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>>688348670
Fuck off summerfag
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>>688351550
Yah, this is basically a dick rate thread
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>>688348930
>gee anon! its so big!
jeeze, how much of a virgin were you before?
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At least half the people on this thread lying and most others "embellishing"... Pathetic, Freud would have something to say about this...
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>>688347053
6.2 inches.
Don't think it really fits with my body type, but it's got some fairly good girth, so no complaints so far.
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I think I will be fine.
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>>688352325

Gentelman!
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>>688352699
Jesus that is one ugly dick.
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>>688351061
prove you arent small
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I am the EXACT global average. Pretty happy about that, I guess.
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>>688347053
i dont have a dick...
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I am 5 inches. Never been unconfident about it when I reached adulthood however.
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>>688352699
Show the back side
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>>688352539
>dude makes a shitty post but does manage to sneak in a word that suggests he isn't so new
>i'll call him a summerfag

Again, good anons, any time... ANY TIME... you see the words newfag or summerfag, you can bet the guy who posted it is new. Actual oldfriends know better.
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>>688351440
>7.5
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Found a more up to date picture.
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>>688347053
Very average 5.75" x 5" here
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>>688352699
considering the fact that the head is so small. that doesn't look natural.
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>>688347053
Had no idea I was part German,

Thanks OP for your scientific data identifying something about myself that I never knew.
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>>688348861

comforting isn't it? On the other hand, your lady wouldn't mind him fucking her brains out too, if you know what i mean.
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>>688351165
And proud of it
nigger
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>>688352408

>implying that a woman only considers the Nation Average, not the actual penis
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I have a big cock and I often find myself frequenting vaginas and anuses with it.
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>>688352844
It's ok, Bernout. None of you do.
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>>688353142
>anon is hiding a grilled cheese under there
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>>688347053
This image is such bullshit

It purposely leaves out dozens of countries to glorify german cocks.
Heres the real country penis map
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>>688347053
I have the German average and I live in Germany
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>>688353891
dude south americans have little dicks, idk wtf that map is on
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>>688351361
Doesn't make me mad/embarrased at all
you're a bigger-than-average asian
good for you
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why does everyone think americans have small dicks?

most guys have 6 inches in the US, in my experience anyway
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>>688353554
THIS
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>>688351361
time to funny this thread up
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>>688354023
They have big dicks. Im 7x6, i saw my friends dick once hes probably 8x6.5

Europeans have smaller dicks like they have smaller noses. Cold weather animals have smaller apendages to retain body heat more. This is why africans and south americans have bigger penises
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>>688353891
All of it is bullshit because it's self-reported... unless they collect that data at penis inspection day at school.
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>>688354407
AAAAAND THIS
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>>688354411
sorry but i dont buy that for a moment, the genetic difference between americans and europeans isnt that great, and its especially not great enough to cause a drastic physical difference such as that

besides, south americans (latinos) have small dicks in my experience, they have the 2nd smallest dicks other than asians
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>>688347053
Is 6" not average in the U.S.?
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im 5.5 but if i lost weight id be around 6.5
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>>688347485
It's an average they lie about so they can attempt to feel pride in something since niggers have nothing else
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>>688352680
Literally my favourite cock type.
~femanon
>inb4 titsorGTFO
What are you fucking gay?
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6.3 inch bone pressed.
5.5 not bone pressed

I'm like 50 lbs overweight so maybe if I lose weight it'll show more dick. But I'm a black guy so it's embarassing as fuck
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>>688354425
Most of them used were measured. Almost every country you can find measured reports on. I havent gotten al lthe way into the research but to say that its all self reported is far from the truth

Face it white boi you have a tiny little pecker and your only purpose is to service big black dick with your mouth and your feet and boipussy ahyuuk
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>>688353891
Romanians are 4.9? No way? I'm Romanian and I'm 6.75.
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>>688354808
>I'm a black guy
>I'm a nigger

fixt
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>>688354931
>self reported
>suddenly huge
lel
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>>688354931
>implying you're not white
Oh, anon, you do amuse me so.
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almost exactly halfway between Congo and Germany
>Tfw Dane

the charts completely bollocks though, almost all dicksize censuses in Africa and the middle east are self reported, ( as in you "measure" it yourself) and send in the "result" for modesty/religeous reasons so the data is extremely unreliable
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>>688353891
Im having a hard time believing Mexicans have bigger dicks than people in the U.S
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>>688354637
Yeah im really going to believe you instead of extensive studies with scientists measuring thousands of dicks.

Face it

The OFFICIAL dick power rankings go

Black
Latino
White
Asian
Indian
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>>688354931
That pic. No one wants to handle nigger dicks. Almost certainly due to the stench, the flies, and the AIDS.
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>>688355377
there are no "power rankings" and youre an idiot for trying to put them together
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>>688354896
>let me post someone else's dick
>that will shoe him what's up

this is pathetic anon
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>>688355281
I agree, in Western countries measurements for people in these groups oddly enough do not deviate from the mean...
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>>688353591
Was replying to german portion of the comment. Lmao...
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Is there a standard way of measuring
Where do you start? From the end of the nutsack or top of the base
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>>688354944
Youre an outsider on the spectrum, not the medium

>>688355049
Yeah men lie about their dick size, sometimes they measure it smalelr because no bone press, sometimes way over because of ego. There are plenty of measured studies though

>>688355279
Im latino with a huge thick cock. Im in the top 1% of length and top 0.20% of thickness

>>688355299
Its true. Most latinos do. Big thick brown gardener cocks go in american milks every week while your dad is at work.
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>>688347842
Asn person found
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>>688355899
sorry i meant 10% not 1 %
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>>688355899
>Im latino with a huge thick cock. Im in the top 1% of length and top 0.20% of thickness

None of that is true.
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>>688355899
>mfw a dirty mexican is trying to troll
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>>688355899
No you dumb beaner. You just think its bigger because in comparison to the rest of your tiny body its huge.
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>>688356104
this
it's a white kid named Tyler and he's from Arlington, Virginia
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>>688355799

From the side.
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>>688355014
kk
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>>688356160
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>>688355799
Well on 4chan you have to start from your asshole.
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8.5 long
6.5 fat


Incoming mad cucks
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You left out

9"
INTERNET
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>>688355607
LOL look how thin your cock is compared to your head

You have a slim jim dick and its not even that long hahaha

>>688356104
i corrected it to 10% its actually top 8% though
id post a pic but im at work right now

>>688356286
You cant fake thickness. Latinos have thick thick thick cocks. Every girl ive been with has said im the thickest. Some even wouldnt let me put it in because i was too huge and just blew me instead
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>>688356451
You think that sort of attitude is going to get you back over the wall once you're deported, Octavio?
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>>688356562
No its here>>688353096
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>>688347053
>Asean
Many keks

Doing good though cuz I'm a solid 7, a lil more on really good days, which puts me in the green here >>688353891
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>>688356719
>id post a pic but
>but
>but
>but

Ok, Tyler.
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Do I look congo? Pls reply
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>>688348955
Blah blah blah show your tits or shut the fuck up
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>>688354931
>Mexico
>5.9
>self reported

In the trash it goes. Self reported is always going to give you a larger average penis size.
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>>688356897
Why do you want to see my dick anyways homo lol
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>>688350999
Nice trips
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>>688356909
Youre definitely in the top 10% of cocks

Maybe even top 5%

Congrats
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>>688356719
what a sad person you are lol

keep going compadre, you're doing god's work
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>>688356969
That's not how you do that and that wasn't really a girl.
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>>688357086
Wow thanks that means so much to me.
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>>688357013
Who asked you for it? You offered, Tyler.
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>>688348668
Haha ok man. Time stamp with 'hello mr cock nose' and we'll believe you
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>>688357160
Blah blah blah shut the fuck up I do what I want how I want. Sheep
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>>688356719
im 7x6 inches

why are you interested in defending the dick size of hispanics?
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Turn the ruler around guys. You all are measuring with the cm side .. lmfao
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>>688357283
This
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This is the gayest thread ever
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>>688347053
Im a spic from taco land where is that length?
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>>688357479
not even close
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>>688357479
Suck my dick faggot
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>>688357317
>what I want
Trying to get obvious trolls to post the tits they don't have? I hope you break your phone and are rendered unable to post anymore.
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>>688354789
If we ask for tits we are gay?
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>>688357324
hahaha thats not 6 inches circumference

and if it is that only means you have a deformed penis head that would look retarded in person

get the measuring tape out whit boi or youre going back to your cuckcage
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>>688357581
Why are you so hurtful
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>>688347053
Hooray! It's that time again! Honestly, you faggots haven't learnt a thing!
>Look at dis, 12 inch is wrld average
>U mad white boi
>Haha, my dick is 7 inches
>Mine is -1 lol
>Anyone with a dick smaller than 8 inches should kill themselves.

Oh, but wait... this seems familiar. Of course! Manlet threads! This cancer is repeating and never ending.

Hear this you faggots these threads are designed to make you feel like a failure and a piece of shit (which tbh most of you are). Then insecure anons/ OP posts about how their 9 inch is average. Newfags take the bait and post similar things. Only around 10% of the posts are true.

Please please please for the love of god if you are a sensible anon avoid these threads so that faggots/ SJWs/ OP stops posting this cancer.
I would prefer an entire thread of just Banana and Desu (with all other cancer rolled into one) to this or indeed any manlet thread.

TL;DR Fuck off with this constant cancer.

>Inb4 anon is a mad white boi lel
>Inb4 anon is insecure, happy with my 6 inches.
>Inb4 anon is a faggot
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>>688356719
>cant fake thickness
>can fake length

How?
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Almost German.
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>>688347053
6.2"
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
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is this small?
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>>688357734
my shaft is 5.5 in circumference and my head is 6 inches

sorry but im not gonna measure it for you, im not really in an area where that is an option

>>688357992
id suck it
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I'm 12 cm, pretty fucking small
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>>688353891
>>688347053
>america
>still small
kek
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>>688358159
why do you want americans to have small dicks?
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Slightly below Australian Average at 5.1
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6'8
Half Dutch half Peruvian
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pver 9000t
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>>688357152
thanks most of my research on dick size was in 2012 but i looked at the updated results today here

http://www.everyoneweb.com/Pr_Update_Knooppunt_Inhoud.aspx?WebID=WORLDPENISSIZE&BoomID=B1&KnooppuntID=K525&LG=

>>688356977
This is accurate, self reproted studies should be thrown out. The new 2015 study shows mexico at 14-15 cm which is like 5.5 inches, a lot more modest but the same size as germany, which would prove OPs picture wrong and like i said in my post >>688353891
its to glorify german cocks, and was probably mad by some butthurt european.

Mexico size is more average because of the high number of white spanish and mestizos in the north, Id imagien the further south you go the bigger, thicker, jucier and more milf alluring the cocks get. the indegenous population makes their size larger than average, but the white spanish makes it less impressive.

Take the measurment of Ecuadorians on that link for example. South American, largely not mixed population with 17cm+ measurments not self reported but measured.
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>>688358587
dude wtf is wrong with you
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>>688347053
>tfw Danish heritage but Congo
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>>688347053
Almost Congo
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>>688350517
underrated post
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>>688347053
fake as fuck. World average is 5.5. Americans on average come in at 6 with a half inch wider in girth.
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>>688358999
>angled to make it look closer to 7
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>>688349568
Have you honestly whipped out a ruler and measured any of the cocks to which you refer?

I highly doubt it.
I'm barely 7 inches and every girl I've been with has said it was huge. Most guys in porn appear to be smaller than me.

I just don't think you know what an inch is
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Nice, im congo status
>>
8
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>>688359396
Everyone in this thread is fucking Congo status.
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>>688359455
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>>688359464
Exactly
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>>688357837
You cant fake length either, I just didnt say it

You actually can make your dick longer and thick though

Through jelqing which are penis exercies that make it temporarily longer through daily exercise. Which i dont recommened because of the horror stories of people breaking their dicks and never being able to get a boner or only getting partial boners for the rest of their life

Surgery can tear a ligament inside your crothc and extend it adding it a little length, and lipsuction deposits into your cock can make it thicker but the fat usually disperses and you lose your thickness gains over a year. Some people have success with it though

Pretty much you have your penis size, theres certain things you can do to make the blood flow stronger giving a harder bigger erection. Some root suppliment, diet etc. SLiming down reveals more of the penis hidden by fat, shaving makes it appear bigger and thats about it.

A lot of people will attest to the gains of jelqing and pegym, but the results only last as long as youre doing it consistently. And it creates scar tissue in the veinous systems of your cock and you can risk a catalysmic "break" of the dick which is like a ligament tear or something.

So overall i say its not worth it, if you try it though do a ton of research first.

http://www.herballove.com/case-studies/over-practicing-jelqing-stretching-have-damage-penile-tissues-resulted-soft-erection

>The problem with jelqing is that it can actually damage the tissue and blood vessels in your penis. Prolonged engorgement is not unlike popping that balloon, and when you begin experiencing nerve and tissue damage, the blood flow is going to weaken like the structural integrity of a leaky roof. Without firm blood circulation, you can forget about achieving rock hard erections, and you might as well have a ramen noodle dangling between your legs.
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I'm about 6.5", but I have huge complexes about being small. Fucking sucks
>>
Im white, slightly larger than those dirty niggers, and without all the disease. So I guess I win
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>>688358077
head doesnt count, its squishy and soft

the shaft is what counts, its wahts goign to expand her vagina because its hard and rigid
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Weep congo fags
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>>688357277
>>688358077
>>688358999
>>688359455

Nice
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>>688356897
he's not Tyler
I'm Tyler
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>>688358999
what cup size are those titties?
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>>688360057
Congo
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>>688360057
B at most
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>>688358690
Aspergers

I have advanced knowledge of most 4chan esque topics
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>>688349568
>>688351863
>becouse
fucking samefag
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>>688360118
Kek beat me to it
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its works like this
Niggers Huge
Whites Average
Slants Tiny
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>>688348537
Fucking this. I hate when people say they're like 8+ inches when they're clearly not.
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>>688350748
So just going from soft to hard increases your size?
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>>688347978
Suck a dick
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Almost 9 inches and over 7 inches around, I think I'm good.
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>>688360440
he was responding to my dick...... and I wasn't lying. I said just shy of 8 inches and I am every bit of it
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>>688347053

Thai master lace reporting Lin

>4.125"
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.1 inch over congo
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Rate me
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>>688360698

That's more than 9 inches.
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>>688347053
"Muh Congo dik!"
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5.5 average fag :(
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>>688347053
why did you leave off Egypt? latest study shows those sandniggers have the biggest dicks.
>fun fact, racial dick size is equivalent to racial cunt size. egyptian women have gaping caves on avg. chink chicks have tiny holes to match tiny dicks.
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>>688361095
Nah.
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>>688361440

Penis inspection day.
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>>688351755
and then she has childrend and 6-7" wont be enough for her to even feel you.

That's when you start looking for a bull.
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>>688361440
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>>688348955
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Closer to Congo than Germany. (6.5 or so, possible for more when I loose that fat pack)
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>>688347053
6.5 here, German/Puerto Rican so what else do you expect.
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>>688362085
oh shit
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>>688348039
kek/8
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>>688360698

if i had a 9 inch dick i would wear nothing but biker shorts.

like fishing, but with my dick.
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>>688362085
theres my reply
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>>688362085
Are the ants' mother going to die too?
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>>688350748
can you do it yourself? instructions online?
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>>688347053
Well my 8.5 inches feels really good right now
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>>688351440
>inches
>cm
it's not that hard
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9.4 lol
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I'm a little over 9 inches. Half italian, half Portuguese - even though I ended up white af
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>>688353117
but that's atleast 7 inches here on 4chan
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>>688362375
pic or it isnt real
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>>688347485
It's seven because the only ones that make it to maturity are the warlords.
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>>688362386

>it's not that hard

Lol.. Fuck I need to grow up, just like op's dick
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HAY GUISE MY COCK IS LIKE 3 CONGOS

Actually, about as average as it gets. So... Doing better than worse, I guess.
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My dick is Congo
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>>688350063
Are you me? These are my exact measurements
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>>688351440
Das ist doch etzala absichtliche Provokation.
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I'm happy with the length, but I wish mine didn't have that fucking 90 degree turn in it. Tore a girl's Fallopian tube right out once. She was cool, said she had two.
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>>688347053
I'm American but about 8 and a half in.
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>>688351430
>7.5 here
As soon as you said the blowjob thing I was like so fuckin true, I would kill for a girl that can actually give me a good bj
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I have a dig bick

Lol you read that wrong. I actually have an incredibly small Microsoft penis
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>>688362534
But we are on 4chan and it is 5.75"
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HAHA Germans do even have bigger dicks than everyone else
>godrace confirmed
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>>688357771

He has a small penis
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>>688357771

Fuck the negativity, we love you, anon
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German master race
of course they are all soon to be niggers
glad my grandparents moved to Canada
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