Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >This
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Post your waifu after waking up.
fish
Akiko claimed
>>688344189
Fish is second best girl
New thread, shame has been wiped away.
I am born again.
>>688344128
>pic
Part of her waking up routine.
Requesting cute butts
>>688343937
Nice pic.
Time to go search for the original.
And more Aizawa lewds possibly.
Claimed, hello everyone.
>>688344128
mandatory cc claim
>>688344250
>thinking Mero is second best
Disgusting.
>>688344291
Or I could just post it lmao
>>688344128
Penny Claim~
>Training newbies is so hard
>I like the ones that are too nervous to do anything
>Much better than the ones who try too hard.
>But I digress, they're both moldable.
these quints require lewds karen
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>>688344400
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdUOH3GeqxY
>claiming yume
>>688344287
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gimme some nice legs for this
>>688344287
>pic
>>688344473
not today fucker
>>688344272
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>>688343578
No please.
>Nice panties.
>>688343829
>Pregnant fetish
One of the fetishes I think is funny in my head.
>Mizore
>>688344400
>2lewd
I did find it already anyways.
She has surprisingly few pics on boorus though.
>>688344569
DELET THIS
I'm back.
>>688344128
>after waking up
>>688344128 (C2)
I'm glad you could do that, was it to concentrate on the tattoo thing or other previous job? It's not like tidying up the house is that important anyway, I'm used to live in messy places. Great song, never heard of them before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XimIbnMbeRE
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>>688344668
top kek.
Best type moon claimed
>>688344577
Well Jitsu isn't a very well known anime, and an even less known manga, so there isn't very much. Trust me, I've looked.
>>688344128
Travis Two knives claimed
>>688344128
>Post your waifu after waking up.
>>688344703
Welcome back.
>>688344767
Welcome back aswell.
>>688344128
Closest I have.
Yada Yada Yada claimed.
Whats up fuckfaces?
>>688344189
Here's a fish I caught. You can eat it
Im still here. Wasssup? ITS HIGH NOON
>>688344128
>Post your waifu after waking up.
Natures pillow.
>>688344922
Facefuck
>>688344128
>>688344986
no u.
>>688344966
>>688344925
fish
>>688344128
I also have a webm of her getting dressed
>>688344826
Thank you, did I miss anything.
Jesus I feel like I'm on fire, might dissapear to get a cold shower.
>>688344966
I think thighs are the better pillow
Claimed
>>688343889
Het.
>>688343939
Making dinner, nothing that exciting going on atm.
Haven't done much in pokemon either, only played for a little.
But i should get more time later.
>>688344050
Still questioning it.
>>688344287
How about you kill yourself instead?
>>688344756
Furry
>>688344826
Thanks.
>>688344790
>so there isn't very much. Trust me, I've looked.
Mmm, a shame.
>>688345120
>Thank you, did I miss anything.
Karen posting a semi-lewd, I guess.
>might dissapear to get a cold shower.
kek, seems like all the running was effective then.
>>688344272
!!!! it got a little lewd in the last one.
>>688345191
>>688344128
Here's my waifu after waking up
>>688345126
Real umaru looks cute why is she always a hamster? Is the show worth a watch?
Food time
seeya guys
>>688345200
>not having a cute butt
Don't be so salty you raging faggot.
>>688345231
I beat my target by 2 minutes, so I'm happy even if I was setting the bar a bit low.
>>688345326
>2016
>not watching the best anime
holy shit anon
>>688345326
Its sorta amusing
>>688345383
Later!
>>688345200
What Version/Rom are you playing? And why?
>>688345383
Enjoy.
>>688345231
Kissing legs in a skirt.
>Hnnnnnng
>>688344050
I'm trying to learn how, but wheelies ain't as easy as they look if you're scared of messing up the bike.
Not too bad, nothing to complain about other than that rat and screwing up my sleep schedule.
>>688344567
>Why
>>688344569
I'm super picky about it, so you can pretty much act as if I don't have it.
When I grow up, I wanna be just like Zac Efron
>>688344567
Nice stripes
>filename
I'm assuming it's a trans or sissy?
>>688345550
It's fine, everyone has their kinks.
>I've noticed cross dressing and neko are so shared ones~
>>688345830
>Doesn't even know.
>>688345190
I wouldn't mind sticking my head between a nice pair of thighs and dozing off.
>>688344400
Rank your girls faggot
Suu>Mero>Lala>Rachnera>Zombina>Miia>Tio>Manako>Doppel>Papi>Centorea
>>688345200
u really gotta play pokemon more often man.
what u makin or dinner?
>>688345883
>filename
>
Wanna tell me?
>>688344704
>>688345976
Today is not my day, I failed the link, again.
>>688346014
Ask Makoto, she knows what's up.
>Or ask karen about her lewdness~
>>688346098
Fish a cute.
>>688345971
Suu > Papi > Snek > Fish > Horse > Spider > Zombina > the rest.
>>688345971
Are we gonna argue about this again?
URABE MIKOTO CLAIMED
>>688345971
Snek>Manako>Rachnee>Tio>Papi>Suu>Centorea>Lala>>>>>Mero>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Doppel>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Zombina
>>688345550
i think i'm gonna lay down.
>>688346245
top tier choice
>>688345530
You know it, best stuff.
>>688345971
I can agree with Shiki >>688346215
Only that I would put Rachnera after Papi.
Rest would be the same probably.
>>688346346
I really don't like spiders
>>688345449
Fire red gba
Honestly, no idea why.
>>688345976
Yea, im lazy and when i get into one game (wows atm) its hard to get me out of it.
But i (finally) get the emulator on my phone so i might have more time to play.
I was just cooking potatoes with some very simple salad.
Mostly because im lazy and short on money for anything else.
>>688346187
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-6SrIXDqeY
>>688345883
I wonder how many you'll somehow be able to figure out...
>>688346339
Aight, rest well Operator.
>>688346339
she is so mysterious :3
>>688346333
Same here, just put fish after spider.
>>688346164
>>688345550
Wanna explain motorcycle dude?~
>>688345971
What
>>688346215
Said but spider before horse
>>688346610
>said
Meant same
>>688346487
*Pets the fish*
>>688346698
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPov9cVfz0U
>>688346610
Should tell you how little I care for horse. She's like a somehow even less interesting version of Saber with cowtits and being a horse(Horses being almost spider tier).
>>688346610
Oh n-nothing! You shouldn't worry yourself with that, just forget all about it!
>>688346509
i hope you oddly timed day works out and the rats leave you alone. later tomboy
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>>688346610
Oh sorry I misunderstood you.
>>688346851
Yay!
>>688346882
That's a really nice pic.
>>688346424
I don't really like spiders in real life either, Rachnera is pretty nice though.
oyashiiiii
>>688346610
It's makoto in striped panties that she posted for mizore desu
I call her fake girl because makoto is really androgynous.
hi shinoa
>>688346610
He posted a picture of his big gay ass in shimapan earlier. It was cute.
>>688346509
You could just tell me them. It may help me with...things.
>I know you'll like it if you do~
>>688346882
>Maybe a little exhibitionism
>>688346346
Legs are gr8
>>688347006
I like spiders.
>They kill flies
>Flies are disgusting
>>688347006
It's weird because normally I don't mind femdom but something with Rachnera just doesn't click.
>>688347163
Fish!
>>688347006
Spooders are fascinating and beautiful, perhaps for how weird they look.
>>688347111
And they make cute webs.
>>688347060
we need more of that. Makoto a QT
>>688347068
makoto is a gay dude?
thought he was a girl
>>688344128
Tenryuu claimed
>Symetra is one of the weakest and most useless of the support chars
>>688346098
Fish a cute
>>688346215
We can agree Suu is best girl, but Papi being a literal retard puts me off
>>688346231
There is no argument
Suu just is best girl
>>688346333
What's with the hate for zombina?
>putting Manako and Tio before Suu
Very disappointing Aizawa
>>688346610
MonMusu girls
Go watch it if you haven't already
A very amusing plotless anime with plenty of tiddies and monster girls
The only thing that bothered me was that the guys eyes were pure white 98% of the time
>>688347168
I like her
She's the only one that's actually careful and doesn't kill the guy on a daily basis
>>688347198
HAMSTER
>>688347111
Well, you found a second one pretty quick.
>Not the exact one, but a sub-genre is one of mine anyways
>>688347282
>>688347068
I'm a gay dude? This is news to me.
>>688346462
yea, that happens alot with me.
and thats good, i think imma start on pokemon crystal, or soul silver.
you know what to eat when your broke right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKJS-8bzoA
>>688347282
>girls on the internet
Ha
>>688347310
>Tenryuu being retarded at balance again
She's amazing at defense.
>>688347331
Mid tier at best.
>>688347282
If it's on 4chan, it has a penis until proven otherwise.
>>688347331
Manako and Tio both have more character, and are overall cuter. And Zombina is actually gross. Nigga i don't want formaldehyde kisses, or to have to stitch my god damn wife back together.
>>688347388
see first post
Claiming fat guy eating grapes
>>688347402
I could go on for hours.
>>688347310
>Symetra is one of the weakest and most useless of the support chars
tenryuu pls
>>688347388
so are you a straight dude who likes dressing up or a girl?
fucking confusing shit nigger
>>688347228
>And they make cute webs.
They're not really cute when you run into one with your face.
>>688347060
What a nice butt.
>>688347310
She's actually not that bad, but only in the first part of certain defense maps, chokepoints are great for her.
Otherwise, she's useless on most of the other maps.
>>688347442
>She's amazing at defense.
I remember you said she was terrible sometime ago when we played together, changed opinion?
>>688346858
>>688346929
No worri3s it's fine. I like how shes noble and all but there's something about it that I hate and I don't know what
>>688346882
Oh no. You've caught my interest now. How interesting of you~
>>688347060
>>688347068
Oh my~~~
Hello karen how are you?
>>688347331
The only this same was said was ep1 when miss smith said it. Any other time is darling, honey or master. When it isn't showing him with those white eyes, he's serious. Can't wait for s2
>>688347464
But do snek got the booty?
>how'd you sleep?
>>688347496
Fagbug claimed
>>688347168
Rachnera doesn't seem like she's femdom, just into bondage. Might be why I like her.
>>688347388
Public humiliation/teasing (hidden vibe) or public cross dressing
>School girl outfits?
>>688347228
Cute and highly inteligent, nets, floor traps, spitting silk.
>>688347496
>>688345971
Suu=Papi>Mero=Doppel=Lala>Rachnera>Zombina>Miia>Manako>Tio>Centorea
>>688347539
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA0Ay7xX4-k
>>688347635
Claimed
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>>688347609
Yeah basically, I learned how to set up proper turret traps and that teleporter is a gamechanger/downright obligatory on some maps like Hollywood. Her alt-fire is also great for whittling down Reinhardts.
>>688347817
3 stages of Carrot Top claimed
>>688347590
I'll make things interesting and let you decide that.
>>688347633
Nothing interesting at all!
>>688347678
>Let's go with all of the above
>>688347678
>tape bondage
diamonds atm
>>688347633
Doing fine, just ate. Moving sleep schedule forward so I can spend more of the day sleeping and less starving lol
How about you? Doing k?
>>688347846
Welcome back.
>>688347810
Is that really the only thing you got to say?
>>688347633
Snek doesn't need the booty.
>It was alright
>>688347846
No.
>Sorry I had to AFK because it started raining and we had a box of stuff outside, we had to move it before it got soaked.
>Its fine though.
>BACK TO DEFRAGGING~
>For some reason this school district doesn't defrag during the year.
>>688347389
Ok i am not THAT broke.
Yet.
But yes, i should really buy more ramen.
>>688347810
Cat.
>>688347846
Whered you go last Night? Thread after you left I got quads and no one would check
Also Tinky Winky claim
>>688347377
hamster
>>688347402
cute
>>688347464
kek
sure Galko. You just have a bias because we have a snek claimer whom is a pretty cool guy
>>688347479
>Manako and Tio both have more character
I politely disagree. Both Manako and Tio struggle with physical appearance and how they appear to others. Suu is harder to figure out
>>688347633
Oh god that spelling
Are you drunk or on mobile?
>can't wait for s2
That hasn't been confirmed yet but it was teased. Can't wait either
>>688347762
>Suu best girl
good
>tied with Papi
Why do people like literally retarded loli girl with talons so much?
>>688347977
>Forgot to put image
>Also my dubz
>>688347880
Her alt-fire does a fuckton of damage if max charged, and you can just sit back and spam it in chokepoints.
And yes, her teleport is great, unless you're in the last part of a defense map.
>>688347924
>diamonds atm
Good taste as always.
Deserves a 34.
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>>688347919
Killin it!
>Being dominated, just a little. Can switch though.
>>688347924
I've tapped into her lewd side!
>>688347981
>yet
yea, you should, its a good investment. as you know. you could run out of food, any day. without knowing you could sleep eat (has happened to me before)
>>688348092
Claimed
claim
>>688347609
That won't happen as long as you keep her inside the cage, but I don't mind running into webs once in a while if that means annoying flies and mosquitoes getting caught in them all day long. And since we're rating characters that I don't know let me trigger you a bit with ones I'm familiar with.
Haruna >>> Kirishima > Kongou > Hiei
>>688347678
>floor traps
Camel spooders are a personal favourite of mine, wish I had one.
>>688348103
>Why do people like literally retarded loli girl
Easy
>loli girl
>>688348137
Can you actually do something else then saying fish?
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hi
>>688348103
More that I own 2 snakes and Snek is a cute.
>>688348103
>Suu is harder to figure out
Because Okayado literally hasn't bothered to write her any real story or character other than "she's faithful and nice". Other than that, just a slime.
>>688348103
>we have a snek claimer
I mean, not anymore. The "original" Miia hasn't posted for a couple months now, and I haven't posted her for even longer.
>>688348132
It's actually usually better to just spam low charged blobs, unless you have a guaranteed way of setting up a max charge hit like a stun.
>>688348285
Swastika lure configuration claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIlW-5DLt_A
>>688348255
>Haruna
>Above anyone
Haruna is the trash of the Kongous.
It goes like this:
Kirishima>BroHiei>Bongou>Shit>Haruna
>>688348398
> and I haven't posted her for even longer.
I remember when you posted snek, fun times.
>>688348132
>mfw those toes
you are a best, kyouko.
>>688347919
I'm going to say a girl because of the pink jacket you were wearing when you posted helmet.
I can't really find the peanus weanus in the butt pic. Not in that light
>>688347977
checkin dubs, do your dogs and cat ever fight?
>>688348195
I am personally a very lewd person. Only stopping at gore to the point where the girl isn't recognizable.
Only thing I don't agree with is pedophilia. Especially not my own little sister-fu.
>>688348353
How do snakes poop?
>>688348280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqkq4zUJ3Yw
Obligatory claim.
I'm leaving
Goodbye, all of you. I've been here for around 7 or so months, not that it really matters. Just odd how much time I've sunk into this.
Just not a fan of the community and I think I've run my course as a member of it.
How I act in the community and in PMs is nowhere near my genuine self and I've been putting on a front for over half year, it's been exhausting and has been getting in the way of other personal matters.
I'm aware of the recent surge of users leaving or just minimizing participation and I've said on multiple occasions that I'll stay until the community dies. Problem is, it's not going to. So I'd just be lounging around until something medically urgent happens to me or I'll become unwanted, both of which I'm not too fond of as a result. Sorry to those I may have lead into believing that I'll be here for as long as I possibly can. I just can't see it happening at this point, and I won't put my own state of being and relationship with actual friends on the line just for the sake of an online community. It's just not worth it.
So with that, I'm off.
>>688347919
Denial. How cute~
>>688347924
Sounds nice
Yeah I'm doing fine. Messing with the dogs atm
>>688347957
Cushion for the pushing
>how many hours? Not less than 6 I hope
>>688348103
Mobile. I mostly post on mobile lol
>>688348195
Par for the course, Mizore. You're on fire with these.
>Send help, I've been listening to this and Poolside Identity for 2 days straight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA
>>688348547
Oh wait.
I tought I went back in time.
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>>688348547
>such little effort that he saved thumbnail
>>688348461
AYAYA
AYAYA
AYAYA
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too soon
>>688348552
How many dogs you got?
claimed
>>688348461
No, they hang out sometimes
>Once in a while I catch my cat licking my dog and vice versa
>Its so adorable.
>>688348280
Reminds me of the bun in a sort of way
>>688348547
That pasta and image though
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>>688348718
Two. I have a dachshund and chihuahua
>shinoa
>>688348455
Yeah it was nice. I still have her folder, but eh.
>Barry
