Ideal girlfriend thread.
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Ideal girlfriend thread.
>>688337857
is that jennamarbles?
i have many pics of joosten
>>688337857
one that is real
>>688338389
>>688337857
That's your ideal GF?
Looks shitty
>>688339079
Holy shit yes
Your girlfriends suck
Mine sucks professionally
>>688338541
Cute but crazy eyes.
>>688337857
when i smile, she smiles
>>688339079
I want her to fill the empty void in my soul and end this existential nightmare I wake up to everyday.
she must have a big black juice cock
>>688337857
>atleast 7/10
>NOT CRAZY
>>688339973
>>688340789
Nah just herps
I could live with that to fuck her
>>688340064
>>688342718
>>688337857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
you know why
>>688342911
>>688337857
>wanting the stereotypical look of a feminazi
op is confirmed as a major cuck
Good thing my gf is the irl incarnation of
>>>>>>mei
>>688337857
>Shitty Photoshop
>Rupenzel
>Looks Emo/Scene/Gothic
Gtfo my /b/ you trashy underage faggot
>>688343730
is she white?
>>688341174
damn
>>688343095
because your vegan and she's a vegetable
>>688337857
;)
>>688341174
inb4 vid of her getting finger in the shower
Always and forever <3
>>688337857
>Ideal girlfriend
Computer animation
>>688339304
that's hot
>>688345450
moar
>>688337857
I'm ok with pretty much anything so long as she's got a really nice ass.
>>688345849
this anon gets it
>>688339304
Under-aged? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS
>>688346733
idiot
>>688346722
Glad Im not the only one with superior taste
Of course my girlfriend already
>>688347157
>>688347373
shes amazing
>>688347766
>>688342718
Never seen that one. How could you not love that.
>>688347181
rose has been mai waifu for like the past 5 years.
>>688346482
Don't have this mindset, I'm warning you.
I thought the same thing and then I got stuck in a relationship I'm not sure about anymore.
>>688348130
Feel you man
girls with beanies
>>688348125
>>688339208
this is pretty sad man :(
>>688347953
she looks a lot like my wife when starting dating over 31 years ago
>>688337857
last gf was a lot like this
>>688348878
Cybernetic Human Female HRP-4c has state-of-the-art voice synthesis processors.
https://youtu.be/LjbyxekEo6s
>>688341616
>>688339169
ararararagi san?
>>688349578
she has the best body
>>688337857
>Ideal girlfriend thread.
>>688339973
>>688347080
>>688348324
Tattooed trash.
>>688349925
>>688344827
>>688350072
i wish there was a way to reverse image search webms, 'cause i'd really like to know if sauce has more than just a jiggle.
>>688350720
er. shit. we can. "Dutch Dame". i wish there was moar than just a hundred links to twitter and tumblr.
>>688341369
someone gets it
>>688338541
Is that the chick from mgs5?
>>688349529
>>688343730
>filename anon
>>688344355
naw
>>688352160
I'd fuck her, if you catch my drift.
>>688337857
the feminine ideal.
Video for Video and pic for pic on kik
juki05
;) teens
although my ideal gf would not be a nude model
>>688350181
nice taste
>>688344827
kek
>>688351530
kek
>>688352300
smoooth
>>688355679
oof
>>688337857
>>688355679
Nice body
>>688349578
Saucerino?
girlfriend?
you mean a girl that JUST HAPPENS to have more "friendly" guy friend interactions on average than i ever have?
pass.
>>688352017
go on.
If you know pic related you'll know why
>>688349115
Freckels...
such weakness of mine
>>688357621
You like cancer spots?
>>688349578
sauce??????
>>688357678
Yeah they are the cutest thing ever
>>688349578
Sauce please gentleman
i want to bang her so hard
this
>>688359369
>>688351769
Yeah she did motion capture for Quiet
>>688359426
>>688337857
>>688360392
he is so cute :)
>>688349572
Is it just me or does that robot look like a failed Lanky Kong experiment
those fucking hands are weird as shit to look at
someone posted her here a long time ago
<3
>>688349578
We need a sauce
> inb4
>>688350038
Maki! <3
>>688338541
jesus christ i love her lips
>>688338541
A woman like Joosten will cuck you though. She's just like Daisy Ridley. That girl you think a normal guy like you has a chance with, that the Chads overlook. But they don't. One day she's going to put on a little more make up, wear something a little more revealing, activate sexy mode... and boom, suddenly she's out of your league and wants a real stud, not you.
>>688337857
whoever made this and defiled rapunzel like this.... you are a fucking disgrace
>>688343514
No, feminazis have shor hair with minimal makeup, and are fat. As an alt femanon, please don't mix us up with those freaks
>>688363043
who cares, you've already fucked her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVGt54DsbHU
the one that has a penis and looks like a guy
oh wait..
smart, funny, at least average looking
>>688347181
/thread
Cant live without the piercings
>>688366099
sauce?!
>>688340710
/b/ is too young to remember
>>688345450
tfw no girl will look at you this way ever in your life
>>688337857
redheads till I die
Here's mine:
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/sharemyslut94
if a girl got nudes on the internet
it is not the ideal gf
period
/thread
>>688343095
Because you want the wheel chair
>>688359160
first period in 40 years
>>688368052
you can ride her twice
>>688345579
I'd like to see that.
>>688367755
yeah they will pretty much give you AIDS
>>688337857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=163&v=ZQaIXEl9Mug
>>688368492
Nah
>>688342218
HHHhhhhhnnnnnggggg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
My ex
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>>688366280
Pick 2, m80
Pick 1 if youre over 30
>>688340710
so i'm not the only one fucker that have a fancy for these dishes
>>688337857
one that doesn't talk.
I'm not sure why I still hold out hopes.
>>688340114
Want
>>688366425
http://imgur.com/a/KDUVr/embed
>>688340789
>>688368994
big tits and small asses
>>688349115
Dear sweet Jesus I want her to have my children
>>688370104
How big? How small?
>>688368860
>General_Ackbar.jpg
>>688370602
That is supermodel Elsa Hosk you fagget
>>688370261
whatever good big tits are. i guess ass doesn't matter much as long its not too big ahaha
>>688371299
>Supermodel
>Without tits.
Is the manager an SJW?
>>688371439
Your tits are floppy and your ass is just pancakes glued to an ass crack.
This Girl
>>688342718
Laurab is love...
>>688371636
my girlfriend has the biggest tits and i lick on them everyday. you just jack on your dick. you wish you were like me dude.
>>688369637
>http://imgur.com/a/KDUVr/embed
<3 anon
>>688343845
Creepy-chan?
>>688343095
>>tfw you bring her home and show her around then when you're leaving you yell 'Autobots, roll out!' while you're pushing her chair to the garage.
>>688357678
You're an annoying fag
>>688337857
wewlad
>>688339973
ugly fuckin face mate
>>688369468
Yeah , 90's X-MEN women are on my wifu list too
>>688369251
>>688340710
My girls !
>>688349578
OH LAWD
>>688361981
finally ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF /B/
>>688339169
>>688349925
>>688346155
underrated post
>>688337857
The fuck?
>>688345062
That's no girl
>>688375375
