Trips decide what I do with this little fucker I've found in a pond
>>688336788
Leave him alone you fat fuck
You give him a pat on the back and let him go you fucking faggot
that's a rockfish, OP
better put it back
>>688336855
Rolling for this genius
Make him your friend and love him forever. Strawberries and lettuce forever.
>>688336788
Put him back safely
>>688336788
BACK to the POND
>>688336995
This fucker
>>688336855
Rolling for this also
>>688336788
BACK to the POND
>>688336788
First TIMESTAMP FAGGOT
then this
>>688336995
>>688336788
Get him back to the pond
>>688336995
BACK to the POND
nao
Space prograMMMMM!!!!!
kys u fgt
Let him bite your dick
>>688336788
Put him back in the pond
let him bite your dick then put him in his home
>>688337082
Do eet fag
>>688337186
Roll for this
Give him a good meal of watermelon and record him eating it. Then release him back to the pond.
>>688337145
Roll
I say we let him go
>name turt
>write his name on shell in silver sharpie
>put him back
>??????
>Profit
Rolling for space program
Jizz on it
>>688337246
Reroll
I love these threads, shows perfectly that the people on /b/ aren't all heartless fucks
Im also rolling for >>688336855
>>688337197
FUCKING ROLLING
Put him back
back from once you came
Put ballons on it and let it float away
>>688337246
Lol A nigger turtle.
Roll for this one
Give it the succ
TIMESTAMP
Dickbite
and
Back to the Pond
>>688337374
>from once you came
>once
>>688337229
>>688337186
>>688337133
>>688337114
>>688337057
>>688337082
>>688336995
>>688336855
Where the fuck did the old /b/ go?
seriously, what the fuck? Now i'm just going to be called an edge lord by these degenerate summerfags. /b/ is fucking dead because of you.
Roll for space program.
>>688337469
Is this really hard OP??
>>688336788
dickbite and let go
RolliNG for dick bite then homeward bound
keep him and feed him cat food and steak
>>688337374
>back from once you came
*whence
>>688337475
*wence
lol
its not easy knowing 3 languajes
Say nice things about it and then put it back.
>>688337562
roll
>>688337562
rell
buy some chicken broth and create a nice soup with its meat, seasoned however you like. Also timestamp
set on fire
cum on its shell
>>688337617
Obviously
>>688337617
LOL WHENCE I MEAN GODAMIT!! FUCK IM HI!
>>688337246
Rolling this
>>688337688
roll
>>688336788
Feed him some watermelon and release him back into the wild where you found him
Cum on shell and let go
>>688337562
Rull
>>688337764
reroll
back to pond
>>688337562
henry Rollins for this
>>688337773
fuuuuuuuuuuckkkk
firrrrreeee
>>688337562
Rolling
Let it bite your dick. Put it back where you found it.
>>688337776
So close to quads bra
>>688337773
WE HAVE A FUCKIN WINNER FOLKS OP BETTER DELIVER
free him
>>688336788
awh it's so cute :O
you should probably put it back you edgy adhd autist
>>688337838
Roll
>>688337506
Rolling
Watermelon freedom!
>>688337764
roll
>>688337851
Newfag much ?
>>688337776
Offbythreekenobi.jpg
>>688337773
This!!
>>688337506
Rll
>>688337246
rollin for this
leave poor tortoise alone and kill yourself
>>688337889
Kek so close
>>688337889
So god damn close man
>>688337145
Roll because /b/ is full of fucking faggots
>>688337851
Are you blind?
Also rolling for dick bite and release
>>688337506
Roll
>>688336788
4chan space program episode two
we're going to need a bigger balloon for this one
>>688336788
insert the whole thing in your urethra
>>688337851
Not sure if acting summery in the spirit of summer or actual summerfag despite it technically being spring
Either way fuck off
Kiss him and then put him back where you found him
>>688336788
put needles through his body parts and smash his shell with a hammer
Release in a nice pond and fucking kill yourself after it
>>688337145
Rol
Put it back.
>>688336788
anal
>>688338033
Reroll
Turtle soup
>>688337996
Ok new plan rolling for this
>>688338082
Reroll
>>688338081
Last roll
Cum on she'll
Polish she'll with cum
Leave on parents bed
Timestamp
>>688337996
so close, re-rolling
let him bite your dick and record it then back to the pond alive lol
>>688336788
glue some lego men to his shell then put him back
>>688338121
Re rawl
>>688337506
roll
>>688338033
Roll
>>688337764
Roll
Back to pond
Roll
By which I mean give him a hamster ball
Raise him as a hamster with hamster food and shit
When he becomes an adolescent tell him the truth
Also that he's adopted
Make sure to screencap this and post his reaction in a new thread then
¿¿¿¿
Profit
Stab it in both eyes
Boil it and eat the cunting thing
>>688338131
Lul this
>>688337506
Rollin
>>688338131
Rerolling
>>688338161
ROLL SO HARD
reroll for dick bite recording and release
Put it back fag
>>688337506
Still rollin
>>688338221
So close
Reroll
>>688338082
Roll
>>688338141
re rolling but need to add post pics as proof
>>688338225
Re roll
>>688338224
Rolling for this. Imao
Kill yourself by letting the toitle bite ur dick off faggot . Dont harm it
Put him backin the pond faggot
let it bite ur dick
>>688337773
ROLL
>>688338131
Rolling for soup
eat it alive and record
>>688338283
And again
Throw it through someone's window
Rip it's shell off
>>688338286
Again
Jack off on it, then lick let it go.
>name him Adolf
>write name on shell
>back to the pond
>check if Adolf is still there in a week or so
>post results
>>688338306
Rolling because the way you spelled toitle
Nuff said
>>688338221
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerolllllllllllliiiibf
>>688338161
re-roll
>>688338306
Re rollan
>>688338354
Lmao rolling for this
>>688338033
Roll
>>688337773
roll
>>688338371
Rolling for adolf
Put a chair leg inside the head hole of the shell and sit on it
Return it to the pond.
>>688338371
Roll
knit him a shark sweater, then put him on Lucy Liu's crotch while she's asleep
>>688338131
Rerolling for this shit
POUR GAS ON THE LITTLE FUCKER AND LIGHT HIM UP LIKE IT'S 4TH JULY
>>688338161
I want this.
>>688337506
Rolling for Space Mission
piss in its shell
>>688336788
Dont kill it op you murderous bastard its a fuckin innocent turtle you faggot
>>688337673
This then dickbite then release him back to his home
>>688336898
This.
>>688337617
It is faggot. I knew 4 languages intuitively (learned from birth) and by age 18 I already knew 8 more. Please drink bleach if you think 3 is hard.
>>688338221
Rerorr
Want some rice
I get you rice
Too dorra
I like rice
I work at dry creaners
>>688338454
Rolll
>>688338131
Fucking do this
>>688338438
roll
Put a Sharpie in your ass, make time stamp, post it. Oh and let the turtle go.
Feed him some fresh salad and let him back to the pond
Draw a dickbutt on it's shell and put it back to the pond
Put it back in the pond.
>>688337773
REEELLLLL FFS
also timestamp op you filthy faggot
Put it back nigger
>>688338454
Fuck
>>688337506
roll
>>688338390
Thanks anon . 1 more roll then perhaps
>>688338454
Rolling for this
Keep him as a pet until he dies. Name him bubbles take him for walks and pick up chicks with him. Ez pussy. Quints get because god loves me.
>>688338537
Rolling.
Paint sucks on shell
>>688338477
check'd and rolling
>>688338554
So fucking close, reroll for this
let it bite your ear then let it back in the pond
put him back
Love and cherish him
>>688338537
Rolling
TIMESTAMP
and
Back to the Pond
>>688338598
roll
>>688336788
>Put it back in the pond.
Faggot
Also if this is trips stab it's eyes
>>688338131
This!
>>688338067
DO IT FAG
>>688337773
rollz
Back to pond!
Return it faggot kys
>>688338598
roll for this, but he must die of old age or sickness
Paint his shell green with waterproof paint, name him Franklin and become his best friend.
Back to the Pond
>>688338454
This
Turtle space program
>>688337374
>once
Anyone gonna reverse image search this?
>>688338221
Arso, rerorr
>>688336788
Looks like a healthy specimen. Don't be a dick, put the poor turtle back.
make him eggs and make him eat the eggs
>>688337246
Rolling 4 this
>>688338454
kek
Rape it pics and ts
lel yeah give him anal with a pencil then back in the pond
>>688338680
this
Time, Dickbite and Back to the Pond
get him to float over the pond using balloons, then shoot the balloons.
TRIPS GET!
Space program
>>688336855
Rolling for this.
>>688338454
DO IT
Release it back to the pond, then kill yourself, fucking faggot.
>>688338598
Rolling for pet
>>688338067
re-roll
Give a bowl of assorted fruits. Record him eating then release into pond
please turtle space program
>>688338777
DO!
>>688338777
WINRAR
>>688336788
Stick a note to his shell that says "Take my lunch money"
>>688338777
WINRAR
>>688338777
EPICWINRER
try to rape it
>>688338777
WinRAR
>>688338454
Rollling
>>688338777
at least it's a release
>>688338777
Ayy
>>688338777
Winrae
>>688338777
Rucky trips
Arso yoo want sum rice?
I can dry clean your crothes
>>688338777
holy trips its been decided and its actually good
Bring him back to the pond, but put it inside your ass in order to keep it warm while going back there.
>>688338777
Winrar
>>688338571
Last roll
>>688338777
WINRAR
>>688337851
Summer fag level- Faglord
>>688337506
ROLLING FOR SPAAAAAAACE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCQGghTFlso
>>688338777
oh no
>>688338887
FUCK! Almost quads
>>688338777
gg m8
>>688338777
>inb4 OP is a faggot and doesn't deliver
>>688338738
Do you even tortoise?
>>688338221
roel
>>688338777
WINRAR
>>688338777
Op deliver epic win
>>688338924
Don't blame summer
These fuckers are here year round
I really hope it's satire
>>688338131
>she'll
That pic is real, you better deliver op...
>>688336788
first of all timestamp
and for my trips microwave
>>688338777
Can the pond be filled with piranhas?
>>688338777
WINNER
>>688339072
kek
>>688339002
Want sum rice?
I get you eggrorr
Dry creaning?
>>688339072
yes please
>>688338777
Winrar! OP DELIVER YOU FILTHY NIGGER KIKE!
>>688338777
WINRAR!
>>688339042
Phone are great on this site
>kek
>>688339279
Lucky thread jeez
1. Buy arts & craft supplies
2. Turn him into a hero
3. Take pics
4. Request Blizzard to turn him into a new Overwatch character
>>688339057
German anons
>>688339468
You too?
>>688339550
SSure thing bra
SPACE MISSION
Put a dildo in ur ass, dress in a skirt, rly bad make up, carry him through the city back to the pond. Let him go in the pond. Fuck ur ass w dildo. Cum. Cry. Go home.
>>688339394
Not really anon. Dubs are roughly 1/10 chance, or a 10% chance. ~250 replies, 25 dubs. What one would expect.
Back to the pond.
Jk faggots it's my pet
Smash it with a hammer.
>>688338777
this
>>688339919
Op is always a fag
>>688339919
...give him watermelon and record anyways.
>>688339919
fuckin jew
>>688339919
op faggot
>>688338777
Where the fuck are you, OP? Goddamn fag
>>688339919
You better do the hamster thing
He deserves to know the truth
Fuck it's face
Fucking faggot op, you just wasted your abd everybody elses time.
>>688340076
this
>>688339919
>>688339450
Still rolling for this then
Put it back in the pond
ninja turtle outfit go go
>>688339919
Someone identify the type of grating in the reflection in the water as well as the species to identify the country, then find the city based on the clarity of the water and city population densities, then go there and find a faggot who keeps a turtle with this pattern, and paint the turtle blue.
>>688336855
Roll
>>688336898
Roll
chop his head
>>688340076
truth. this must happen.
write michelle on it with a marker
>>688339919
faggot
>>688340352
Go back to your Skype group faggit.
>>688340240
lmao, that's some intense doxing to track a faggit down and give him what for.
>>688340332
Off by one. Reroll
>>688339919
op is a fag
swim it in your bathtub.
>>688340611
rr
666
pee on it
>>688339919
How did everyone miss the fadora in the reflection?
encase him in duct tape and plastic wrap and just leave him in your house for a while.
OP is a massive faggot
Buy the turtle a nice home shitlord
Put it back retard.>>688336788
>>688336855
Rolling to put it back
>>688341225
>>688341091
>>688340921
>>688340768
>>688340611
>>688340352
>>688340323
>>688340221
>>688340211
>read the thread, summerfaggots
>>688341367
*Summerfags- don't know what caused me to write the thing in whole
>>688338997
Damn, I thought it was an adult female Chinese Striped-Neck Turtle. But you're right, it's actually a Common Troll Tortoise. Silly me.
