Faces and rate thread
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Faces and rate thread
you lesbian OP?
>>688254676
not even a gay dude, srry man
>>688254450
twink/10
>>688255111
hot
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fTkyTn1.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>688254450
>>688255111
o gawd, i'd bang you all night
I never 4 the chan, but I've got all night to be bored.
>>688255111
Nice trips but I cant tell if you're a hot girl or a emo teen boy.
>>688257128
You look like an old friend I had named Tyler, back in highschool.
Let me tell you about Tyler.
He was an asshole who got what he wanted. He scammed a bunch of people and banked up 70 grand in PayPal. He bought a donut maker and had it in his locker.
This was Tyler.
I remember you from last night , op, az fag getting ready for bed
Rate me
>>688258454
underage
>>688254450
You look well under 18. Can I see some ID?
>>688254450
>>688255111
>>688257128
>>688258013
has this become a board for homosensuals?
>>688258862
Mexican?
>>688258744
Actually, there seems to be a lot of underage people here. Hate to be a downer but I'm going to have to see proof of age before this thread goes any further.
>>688259169
>>688259329
holy fucking cringe
>>688259169
Magnificent facial adornment. Your genes have truly blessed you sit!
>>688259738
*sir*
>>688258013
u look like 16
>>688258454
fatty
>>688255111
pretty gay
>>688254450
dafak op
>>688254676
normal
>>688256931
normal
>>688258716
wanna be gangster
>>688258744
that doesnt look cool
>>688258862
looks friendly
>>688259169
hipster faggot
>>688259307
fuck off
>>688259738
>>688259329
get this fucking thing out of your mouth it doesnt fit u
>>688259813
dafak are you
>>688254450
I graduated from KHS, sorry your life and hometown are terrible. I got the fuck out of there ASAP
>>688260033
Wasn't really going for a gangster look, thanks I guess
>>688259631
Just saying, most of these baby faced catamites would get carded for a pack of darts. Maybe I'm just old, but you look like kids to me. Like you'd need two pieces of ID before a cougar would risk a statutory rape charge young.
>>688260848
Better call the Internet police
>>688260848
catamites, wew. Big words there, that nobody actually uses anymore
>>688260033
Well i guess a dafak are you is enough reason to buy that noose i saw today
>>688261127
Granted the word's an antique, but it isn't long or difficult.
>>688261020
post snap or get out summer fag
>>688255111
>>688254450
Wouldbuyshamwowfrom/10
>>688261481
Get back to your hand cuckboi
>>688261962
I'll have you know my hands are occupied with plenty of other penises already
>>688262151
kthxbye
>>688261880
what's up with you're eyebrows dude wtf
>>688262465
Roman Jesus?
>>688261880
You look like Mclovin
>>688260033
I guess I could just smoke cigars, but a pack of good pipe tobacco is cheaper and doesn't have as much filler leaf.
>>688259201
Italian
Dont know how to smile right. But this was oddly at a oil change place.
>>688262895
You look like the villian of a teen drama involving computers.
>>688254450
>>688263281
Just do this.
>>688263628
Italian American as fuck.
Hi! It's me again...
>>688262805
I don't see it at all but okay
>>688263432
I'm not evil :<
>>688263888
Still getting criminal mastermind vines.
>>688263281
who has your vote in the fall
I fuck genderfluid hoes that use tumblr
>>688263281
Smile!
I'm a fucking hobo, kek
>>688254450
Sup /b/
>>688266374
notyou
>>688266442
prove it
>>688266557
kek
>>688258013
>>688254450
.......
You guys had a one night stand? Gayyyy
>>688254450
>looks like a gay
>>688255111
>also looks like a gay
>>688258744
>things his "humor" will distract from his fupa
>>688259813
>try hard
>>688264829
>alright
>>688266374
>fake or trap
me
>>688258454
How's your summer vacation going? Excited to start 6th grade?
>>688267555
blurry af
https://youtu.be/L6aub3_GmtE
>>688267555
michigander?
>>688259738
>>688259329
>>688258744
Faggot police, we've got another on the loose.
Rate me?
>>688261020
b8 b8 b8
Get the fuck outta here Summerfag and go do your school reading list or something.
>>688263727
That kid always reminds me of hey Arnold!
>>688268236
Ontario, buddy!
>>688267555
Post better pic yo
>>688270036
just terrible
>>688269749
10/10
>>688259813
Holy shit Hila is in the thread
>>688261672
extremely underrated post
I managed to get a pic with Paris Hilton in a club.
shitpost
>>688254779
>srry
so tell me again with OP with that N64 face you got going on, how you don't take Russian dick in your ass. And yea I know, your not gay, you just like the feeling of something warm up wiggling inside you that isn't part of your dad
>>688258454
>the heaving potato is back
dude seriously you look like my baby cousin's foot
>>688267359
Underage b&
why am i posting in this thread instead of going to sleep, /b/?
>>688254450
Good morning /b/ros
R8 me!
>>688258454
I remember college. All the crazy fundamental decisions that would shape your future, like deciding your career path, your real friends, and your identity. But I can't imagine the satisfaction you must feel now, as a member of the lesbian community
Whats good fam?
>>688254450
That's the most lesbian face I've ever seen on a supposed man.
Is Rosie O'Donnell your adopted mother?
okay r8 me b
>>688272538
My god if that is really you...
this hole thread belongs to me
me r8
>>688259738
>please leave
>If this level of autism continues, a dying star will form in Michigan and slowly consume the US and eventually the planet/
I strongly recommend you seek mental and moral support at Make a Wish Foundation
>>688273834
too blurry m8
>>688271281
hot as fuck
>>688254450
theres a board for this called /soc/
>>688261880
Hey man I'd probably make a face like that too if I passed 13 and my balls hadn't dropped yet.
>>688273169
please be a joke im fucking cryinggg lmfaoooo
>>688273729
hihi
What would you do?
>>688262465
I knew the messiah would come back in an unexpected way. I just didn't expect in the form of a brony
>>688254450
Literally the fivest five I've ever high-fived
>>688274009
thank u
>>688261672
underfuckingrated
>>688274116
I would literally suck Kanye West's dick to get half an hour with you. More?
>>688263888
not straight either huh?
>>688274012
there's a board for you called /lgbt/
>>688258454
You look like the physical embodiment of depression
>>688274250
im sure shes flattered
https://twitter.com/XOKirstySky
>>688273796
10/10
>>688274313
says the faggot posting his face on /b for rates
>>688274111
Who you calling a joke bruv?
>>688274464
u mad
>>688271281
Damn ma got snapchat?
>>688273834
This >>688273942
Your pic is of bad quality, and you're blocking a third of your face
>>688265404
>Smile!
stop, they thought by now the cyanide would have taken you out but you kept eating. Don't smile, they didn't clear that face in hell to make those contortions, they only cleared crying and ball sucking
>>688274385
Anyone should be. This is Kanyes dick we're talking about. I wouldn't bestow that honor on many
>>688266374
are you ok? I think your asshole found a new home under your nose
>>688272538
Jesus / 10
>>688259307
Tits ploxx
>>688268463
>>688272538
Damn sexy got snapchat?
>>688274571
not mad.
>>688275092
nah u mad
>>688274734
What?
>>688266374
Timestamp
>>688272538
tits?
>>688271281
hey am I the only one that's concerned that she might be stroking out? Or she's partially unplugged and not gonna fully charge.
bitches time-stamp your ugly mugs or no rate.
>>688272867
>you're a wizard Josh
>>688271281
Tits with timestamp
>>688275376
facebook.. gtfo
>>688272538
Lord habe mersi MORE
>>688274217
I son't want to be too forward but can you show us your penis?
>>688275553
I promise it's me?
>>688275376
wow you look like you bleed butter and smell like disappointment
>>688275433
what?
>>688275922
Basically
>>688272460
Woa, what a stud you are
>>688275841
you probably smell like bacon grease and false hope. and that isn't a question, so leave off the question mark
The faggot taking the pic.
>>688275219
can you please show us something else than the POV of your rape victims?
>>688274250
Oh
I'm flattered
>>688275841
no one wants to rate without a timestamp proving your real..
this shit might fly on /soc/ but this is /b and everyone is full of shit.
protip: dont use your facebook photos or photos you use anywhere else.
>>688276260
wow that is the ugliest human being i have ever seen. looks like an ugly beaver with a mullet
>>688276260
Dear GOD, I knew the Kanye thing was the key.
Do you have a snapchat? Kik maybe? You're a 10
Rollllling
>>688276112
Probably a better smell than the piss and cum covered basement of your parents house you dwell in.
>>688276112
>this guy knows
>>688275314
que
;^)
>>688275841
Sexy got snap ?
>>688275841
>lazy monday
>all that makeup
>women
>>688276260
Are those Fake tits?
>>688276260
you have a snapchat?
>>688276260
fake and gay
it me
>>688258716
this is forum for white get off
>>688276581
probably better than the decrepit, cigarette smelling trailer that you and your sibling parents live in
>>688276727
After putting on so much makeup, wouldn't you be lazy too?
19, 6'0 tall.
>>688276162
does the crew know you fap to mlp?
>>688263252
Salve!
>>688276950
They clop with me
>>688276108
thanks
>>688276928
you look like a humongous donkey dick
>>688277248
Thanks.
>>688272460
You look like a goddamn Sheriff!
Smith&Wesson / 10
>>688254450
Horrifying. Please die
>>688276873
So tell me, how many years did you let your daddy play with your ass hole before you realised how much of a cock sucking fagot you really are?
>>688277323
Do you have a humongous donkey dick?
>>688276928
Lose 25lbs and you will be attractive
>>688277479
24, how many years did you watch your parents rape the rest of your equally ugly family before you realized they were siblings?
>>688276928
there's no way you're 6'0", you look like you're 5'7" max
>>688277630
>>688276928
lose 125 and maybe
>>688276555
Nig nog detected
Also nice trips mah nigger
>>688277690
Kek
>24
>return to /b/
>see a bunch of edgy teenage faggots talking mad shit at peoples' pics
>wont post there own
b is kill
>>688277690
About the same amount of time your mom realised it was too late to get an abortion
>>688276846
can't decide if cute or insane
>smile?
>>688276928
>the pythons are back
>>688278108
I probably shouldn't be posting mine.
>>688254450
aryan race standing by
>>688278121
same amount of time it took your mom to realize that you (the fat, disgusting piece of trailer trash) are, in fact, the broken-condom child of her and her brother. not only do you look like a beached whale, you do so as a child. i would hate to see you as an adult. at least youll never have kids, no man would want to try and find your vagina under all that fat
>>688277479
>>688277690
>>688278121
>>688278108
>>688278471
Nice Marshall half-stack faggot. How long you been playing?
>>688278652
Dawg youre like 10 wassup with that baby face bruh
>>688254676
Dorable
>>688278608
This
>>688278471
Shrekli Mom's Spaghetti.
>>688278275
Meh?
>>688259169
Dude what
>>688278759
Well thanks. I ain't no gay tho
And I'm 21. Just have a fucking young looking face. Which sucks ass. My last girlfriend, when I asked her to honestly tell me how old I looked, she said I looked 17. Fucking bullshit.
>>688278957
well we can rule out cute
Rate me
>>688278652
you born in Germany tho?
>>688278652
hitler's favorite/10
>>688277358
haha awesome
>>688279260
Born in Norway. Don't live there anymore.
>>688278995
post driver's license w/ appropriate censoring
>>688276740
Of course not! They're pretty real! Did you like it?
>>688276555
I don't have it... Sorry for disappointing you...
>>688276490
Well
I think I'm 8/10
>>688278717
>is 22
>has a 4 year old son
>is married
I guess some of us beach whales aren't so unlucky. Do you know what a vagina other than your moms feels like? Or are you too busy being elbow deep in your daddy's ass to worry about finding someone/thing other than your dog to rape?
>>688278471
>shouldn't be posting mine
I wonder if that's because you look ugly as shit as you take the picture
>>688279522
you would be thinking wrong. cut it in half, then again. thats more appropriate
>>688279522
You are, if that's really you. Or a solid 9.
Is it you? Timestamp?
>>688278755
Bout 3 years.
>>688278957
why do I feel like your hiding something? Pretty cute, but can I get a more full body shot? Not necessarily tits or gtfo, but just more you
>>688273376
Would cleave that boipussy apart.
>>688279855
thanks i guess
>>688279745
Nice, mang. I've been playing since I was 8. 21 now. Got myself a Peavey 3120 tube half stack, myself. Looking to do some post-rock/shoegaze/noise rock type stuff. What do you play?
>>688279524
have you even been able to feel your own vagina? or is too far buried under your tremendous rolls of fat for you to be able to reach it? are you too busy trying to discover what your elbow looks like because the fat rolls on your cheeks are too big for you to be able to even look over at it?
>>688279526
I don't think you realize who you're talking to
>>688279745
Is that really you based shkreli?
>>688273376
If that's really you, moar?
Well, didn't know I had to provide a body shot in a Faces thread
>>688254450
C0ldest nigga in here.
>>688279976
Dude, that's Martin Shkreli
Me enjoying a large "brewski" !!
>>688279645
Oh!
Now I feel like shit... I'd better go and killmyself.
>>688280158
Awww shit, knew he looked like someone familiar.
>>688280159
>you
8/10
>meal
10/10
>>688279357
I aint doin' that shit nigga
>>688271281
I like your face fam, keep doin you
>>688276846
Take that edgy shit off of your face and you're good. That septum pierceing aint doing you no favors. Nice face overall
>>688279524
>>688279991
>>688280158
my fucking hero
>>688254450
>>>/soc/ you faggots
Hellur 4chan!
Im Kelly, you you like my pet?
>>688279826
This time a I wore a dress recently
>>688276589
>no mas?
>>688278471
yo shkreli big fan, you ever go on /pol/?
might like it there
>>688254450
Sup /b/ros
Am I cool enough for you?
>>688280658
I'm just having a real brain bubble over what gender you are. You're human right?
>>688280682
great! now can see the tids?
>>688280905
no.
>>688280509
Fait enough. Jewelry comes out tho.
>>688280905
kill yourself fatass
>>688280905
>>688279991
Ohhh burn. You keep poking fun at my weight. Is that all you got? Honestly, how pathetic can you be? "Ohh your fat, no one wants you" I can lose the weight, you can't lose your ugly. You must feel so brave behind your little keyboard. How long has it been since you've had contact with an actual human being? I don't see you posting pics of yourself. Grow some balls instead of trying to make someone who doesn't give a duck about being fat.And yes I can reach my vagina with my fat arms. ;)
>>688277804
You know that I love you, kimmo. And I'll always do... <3
>>688280929
I'm a girl obviously.
>>688280682
NICE! It shows off your meat sacks and leaves all the ugly parts to the imagination!
>>688281167
>obviously
No
>>688280724
si!
>>688281169
Exactly.
>>688259169
is it even possible for people with that moustache to take a picture of themselves without making that dumb fucking smug expression?
>>688281167
>obviously
>>688262465
I know a guy who looks like you and everytime i see him i tell him to shave his facial hair. im sorry but it looks like mucus is stuck to your face and you look much better without it. if not shave at least trim the moustache so it doesn't hide your lip,
>>688281335
es muy bonita
>>688281072
Ok anon
Going to kill myself
Yo
>>688281114
>duck
Fuck
>>688281114
it is all i got, because your face was big enough to take up the entire picture. can you lose it? you'll take one step off a treadmill and stuff your fat face with enough food to keep the entire population of Ethiopia full for years. i'm glad i'm talking to a psychic because since you can see me through a computer screen with no pictures, surely you can see the reading on your scale. would you WANT to reach that vagina though? i mean it can't possibly be clean, considering you surely can't fit in a bathtub
>>688281642
What are you?
>>688276928
honestly, I feel like stating that you're 6'0 outta nowhere is a dead giveaway that you're like 5'10 tops
>>688265673
you either look like a hipster or a hippie but not a hobo, sorry your face is too pretty
>>688281741
"momma told me imma be six foot one day"
>>688281571
gracias senor!
d'doggo
>>688281335
de donde chikita? US?
>>688265673
Oh my god
You look like a Deamon, but definitely not a hobo
>>688268463
if you're a woman, im sorry but you look like a little boy. if you're a man, good job keep it up
>>688281574
>>688269749
you'd look much better with long hair. like trap hair. you have a trap face, i'm sorry i'll stop now
>>688281690
>>688281114
>>688281690
I'd put you at 13-14, maybe younger. Am I close to the mark?
>>688281728
confused, just like us
>>688279379
Post... More.. Before 404
>>688282030
si senor
>>688269749
You're ugly. Stop posting, please.
>>688282390
About ten years higher, but i mean you're close
>>688281992
cute/10
>>688274217
you're so pretty, you should grow your roots out and have long hair with pastel pink tips
>>688282548
Are you autistic anon? It seems like you're lying to me
>>688282510
espero que comas un pedazo de mierda, puta
>>688282690
are you psychic anon? it seems like you're misled to me
>>688282723
Ayyy! Estas loco?
>>688282648
350/10
>>688281690
Ugh I'm so triggered right now. How dare you rape me with your words.
I'm guess is what you want me to say. Shittin got plenty of food, want some? Maybe then you won't have to live off of mac and cheese and chili. And fuck yeah I want to touch my vagina, but I don't have to since I have someone to touch it for me. I got a big ass face to go with my big ass body.
>>688282510
pues si quieres venir a visitar a tu commandante estoy en Florida.
>>688278652
you should grow out your hair. maybe bleach it
>>688283033
Te quiero!
>>688282648
you too, you remind me of mac demarco's girlfriend, kiki!
>>688282670
thought of it before, maybe :p
>>688282723
no me gusta el mierda
>>688283003
florida es muy mal
>>688282510
¿puedo poner mi personal de la carne en su sótano?
