hey /b/ iv been lurking here for about 6 years, this is my first bread
im going to hang myself tonight in my room under my brothers room
im not kicking a stool or anything like that im just gunna kinda choke out
any idea how long that takes? should i take a shit first
so i dont shit my pants when i die? pic kinda related?
>>688231962
also im just waiting till i finish my drink before doing it
got about 150 ml left
>>688231962
Incorrectly referring to your own thread
>pky
>>688232265
no idea what that means dude sorry
>>688231962
Google all of those answers
Post proof
>>688232540
to be honest man im not too bothered i can take a picture if you want though?
>>688232692
Pic with noose
If you don't already have it made then you aren't going to off yourself
>>688232692
dont hang urself man, think bout ur brother
Don't
>>688232856
>>688232900
Don't listen to these idiots
>>688232851
i have no idea how to tie a noose so dont judge
i just tied something good enough to hold my weight
Don't be stupid, you don;t have to kill yourself nor should you. Make a life for yourself. What's the point in killing yourself? Just start again if it's that bad. Move away and get a job at casino, travel the world by working on a cruise ship, just don't waste your life.
>>688233173
It doesn't sound like you're competent enough to hang yourself
Toplaugh
>>688233173
Pic
Just get it over with faggot, we won't miss you nor would anyone else in your life. You're a pathetic little shit with nothing to live for anyway, and that girl you have masturbating to every day doesn't even see you standing.
>>688233322
Fag
>>688233173
why you want to suicide?
>>688233067
Don't listen to this sad fag who gets off on people killing themself. Worse than pedos.
>>688233322
Best friend hung herself 4 days ago and just died today after being taken off life support. Think about that.
so you cant really see the noose but you can see the stairs
thats where it is
>>688233668
actually you can kinda see it
>>688233447
just made allot of mistakes bud
>>688233668
cmon, dont do it. go away. leave everything behind. travel the world. this is the best chance u have. u cant lose nothing! u can only win
Don't do it man, it ain't the right thing to do. Everyone you care about will be devastated. Don't do that to them, both you and them deserve better. Think about them and your future.
>>688233322
you have no idea why im doing this dude, im not a bad guy
or a loser, my work is great its just somethimg i feel
i need to do
>>688233668
Some issues with your plan breh
Need a properly tied noose. That takes effort- Google it
That railing on the stairs might not hold up to your weight
Youll want to wait till you're sober to make this decision
>>688233409
>>688233571
>/b/
>>688233939
You're not going to do anything, if would you would had done it already. Stop attention whoring.
>>688233781
what kind of mistake can be that bad?
just run away from it, but not by killing urself, there is still so much u can enjoy. just leave and dont tell anyone
>>688233884
>>688233880
>>688233449
>>688233293
appreciate the support guys but im done im afraid
i have flights to travel australia booked in november
but obviously i wont be making them haha ill
upload one last picture of me in a scarf im gunna wear
because the rope will be painful
Not worth it bruh
Here are cheer up tits. Cheer up.
>buy 30$ worth of heroin
>buy a syringe
>put bought heroin into your veins
>enjoy half an hour and then die
thanks for the advice guys, got my letter written to my parents
it will be my brother that finds me tomorrow, most
you guys are allright peace out dudes!
>>688234190
You are brave OP, I'm still thinking about killing myself.
>>688233668
before you go through with this, please try this. Go on a hike. not a 30 minute hike through your local park. a couple weeks should go into this hike, at least. Go and experience nature, hike the Appalachian mountains. I can promise you, after experiencing this, seeing everything you can during these weeks, you will no longer want to kill yourself. While on this trip, take a camera, photograph everything that made you smile, made you think "huh, thats beautiful." By the end of this journey, your life will be turned around.
>>688234361
>cheer up tits
>no nipples shown
How exactly does this cheer people up??
>>688234190
Imagine your parents seeing this picture
>>688234542
Not everyone lives near a crack house. Heroin is hard to get unless you have a hook-up or live near blacks
No dont do it. You have loads to live for.
>>688234550
fuck off, u egoistic son of a bitch. dont do this to ur brother
>>688234644
Free tits are free tits
>>688234190
>upload one last picture of me in a scarf im gunna wear
>because the rope will be painful
Fag, do it right and you'll break you neck. Instant death, but of course you wouldn't know that as the incompetent fuck you are.
>>688234742
no
just live in a big city and heroin is always around train stations and brothels
>>688234550
>>688233668
>>688231962
HEY ! WAIT I KNOW YOU !
>>688234550
Dont fucking do it, think about how you will make your family feel, they need you
>>688234962
Fu k off
>>688231962
google david cardine method. you wont die if the rope breaks. try to go out peacefully. but you still wont die becaue you are a huge faggot.
Another one bites the dust
>>688231962
Dont be so fucking selfish! imagine the trauma thats going to go through your family. if your having suicidal thoughts then talk to someone. just seriously think about what your going to do
>>688234550
>>688235041
I mean, i know your bro
It will destroy his life to see dead ...
>>688235041
NO WAY? I KNOW YOU AS WELL! I just happened to have forgotten your name...
>>688234981
So basically you go to a train station and start asking random blacks for heroin?
RIP /b/ro
>>688235041
>>688235045
>>688235128
sorry guys literaly finishing this last drink, probably about 3 minutes
i know it will hurt my family but im selfish i guess
and i doubt you know me mate
I don't know what to think about this.
>>688232856
Autistic normalfag fucking kys
Look, any pain you are feeling right now isn't going to be fixed with suicide, you're just passing it on to somebody else. They'll feel like shit because they didn't try to stop you, trust me I know. My best friend killed himself by helium and tube. And I feel like absolute shit because of it. Just... dying isn't the option when you have a while life ahead of you bro.
>>688233606
She did it wrong.
Well lad, at least you won't die in vain, your final act will be one of benefit to the human gene pool!
>>688235347
STAAY STRONG FOR PEPE ANON DONT DO IT
>>688235347
Where are you from ?
>>688235347
>Stalling
Justa accept the fact that you're not going through with this.
>>688235424
Well technically she did die, so... mission accomplished?
>>688235347
I was gonna kill myself weeks ago
I was in the lowest place of my life
And I looked at my son one day and knew that it would just ruin so many lives and that i had to get through it for myself and my family
Cut the rope down OP
>>688235567
middlesbrough, UK this is all i have left to drink guys wont take long
Rip
Pain doesn't last forever. Maybe it won't get better tomorrow but it'll get better. Don't do something rash like kill yourself. It's not worth it.
Hey OP came here for advice not for a bunch of moralfags to tell him not to kill himself. OP you should take a shit before hand, bowel release is normal. Especially in hangings. Google tying a hangmans noose, I had a great step by step guide on my computer, I'll try and send it later.
Another method is sleeping pills then climb into a bath, or lie on train tracks.
If you had any other questions just tell me.
>>688235646
She took too fucking long to die, you faggot.
>>688235326
everybody knows how smackheads look like and by just asking them to buy something they dont get angry.
>>688235709
What's thatvshit on your finger?
>>688235661
Yes, cut it!
>>688235709
Before you, mind streaming it? I could use a good laugh.
>>688235844
Doesn't matter, still died
Why didnt you like rob a bank OP
>>688235838
I dont give 2 shits what OP came here for
OP needs saving
>>688235882
They look black right?
>>688235956
You probably liked Tekken 2
>>688235709
Mate if your going to do it then let it be some random who finds you not a family member especially your brother thats gunna fuck him up immensely. if your gunna do it mate go out with a bang
>>688235947
Looks like a tattoo you fucking retard
did you kill somebody OP?
>>688235838
ill do that man this noose seems abit loose like i feel like if i panic ill be able to get out of it
and i dont want that
>>688235709
i will come see you! live near
>>688235986
>Actually believing OP is suicidal
Summer came early this year.
>>688235709
OP, take another day to think it over. If you die now, that means you cant experience that beautiful girl you'll meet tomorrow while out exploring the town. You won't meet your future wife, the mother of your child. All this potential love, lost because you're young and afraid.
>>688231962
Do it anon, you will be remebered for your efforts
Congratulations if you go through with it
>>688236134
*remembered
>>688235947
poop from fingering his dads butt
>>688236117
I have been on this website since 2005 my friendo
>>688235709
Don't you fucking do it. You're a relatively attractive young man. Start somewhere fresh, where no one knows you. The pain you're feeling right now is escapable in other ways. This is the worst choice you can make.
Break into a zoo and fight a chimpanzee.
IF ANYONE KNOWS WHERE I CAN STREAM THIS FOR ANYONE WHO IS INTERESTED LET ME KNOW
Honestly OP, it pains me to see this. Knowing deep down inside myself that I couldn't stop this. Knowing that I did nothing to help this poor guy that really doesn't deserve death. It hurts me and I don't even know you. Imagine what it will do to your family, your brother. It will tear them apart from the inside out knowing that they couldn't prevent it or didn't try to prevent it. But listen, it's not worth it. Please don't kill yourself.
>>688236234
>>688235661
>>688235709
You are not gonna do it
Most ppl commit suicide because they have no family or any friends ... but YOU do .. and YOU can change your life.
This is dumb to think about suicide.
>>688235709
Fuck man I live in Middlesbrough, where exactly in Middlesbrough do you live. I live around Normanby.
>>688236061
no, homeless and maybe busy nodding on heroin.
to be a smackhead it's not neccessary to be black
>>688235986
No he doesn't. Leave your own personal feelings out of it. If he wants to die then let him, if you feel bad for some altruistic reason then give him easier methods.
Don't presume to know his circumstances and don't apply your shitty personal agenda to his life.
>>688236111
Yeah be sure to have a good noose, it's better. I'd recommend going for the neck break when you get up, choking is long and painful.
>>688236299
Younow
>>688236299
Just Tinychat it mate
>>688236333
That's exactly why i didn't
I said that
>>688236254
And yet you still believe OP is actually suicidal desu?
This kid from my high school back in the day hung himself from the swing set of an elementary school playground. Pretty brutal.
>>688236359
redcar dude
>>688236386
Get fukked
>>688235709
hey man, don't usually comment here, usually want to see someone go through with it
UK guy here too, about your age by the look of it
I felt like this for the longest time with only certain things stopping me. One day it was the worst ever, and the next it had went away. If you soldier through man, you can make it
>>688232198
What you drinkin there
>>688236379
Gotcha. Heading down to the subway now to ask nodding blacks for some smack.
See ya on the otherside dude
>>688236481
I do
Coward bitch took the easy way out
>>688236266
And, if you really can't be convinced not to do it, don't hang yourself at home. Your brother finding you like that will ruin his life. Go somewhere public, someone will find you in the morning.
>>688236578
Great response, love the strong argument presented.
everytime you encounter a problem you will suffer the same emotion, feels. you cant do anything against it. its time to end it.
>>688231962
why shitty homebrew noose when you can buckshot the roof of your mouth
>>688236662
cyal8er
>>688231962
At least bait the fucking hook troll
>>688236753
I dont care
You're promotimg suicide so yeah
Get fucked
>>688236834
Guns are illegal in Europe, idiot.
Gunna try use this tinychat to stream it guys when i sign up
ill let you know like how to watch i guess?
iv never used it so
>>688236790
where the fk is her nipples?
>>688236900
>promoting suicide
Hey anon, how has your first day been? Interface is different to tumblrs I know.
>>688236538
Right be the sea, nice view over there. Don't do it, come on. I'll come looking for ya otherwise.
>>688236992
Good question
>>688236948
Tinychat sucks. Use younow or periscope. You'll have a bigger audience.
Low key attractive
>>688236948
>Already making excuses for "failing" to stream
Are you even trying?
>>688231962
Broadcast so we can make sure you do it right. It's your choice not mine so if you want to do it go for it. Rest in peace and may you find happiness after death.
>>688236992
go see doctor
>>688237035
Again
Been here since 2005
>>688235709
Don't do it, man. You don't seem like the usual pieces of shit here.
>>688236900
hey its his life fag
not original guy
I work for a service where people phone in when they need help, if someone's killing themselves we can't do shit until they're dead or changed their minds. Don't try and force someone to live by your standards when you don't know how they are dealing with things
>>688237091
Fucking die
>>688237144
Liar
>>688237078
okay ill try that now mate
>>688236948
Periscope !!
>inb4
>"Gotcha! I'm not actually doing it you gullible fucks!"
>>688237211
Fuck off
>>688237144
Calling bullshit. Anons have killed themselves in the past. Promoting suicide is nothing. Also people die, people's lives suck. The answer isn't to keep hurting.
>>688231962
You are gonna have a very regret. If you're gonna do yourself in anyway you should live for five years minimum homeless. Go fuck some shit up and then maybe you'll realize how soft you were before.
>>688237182
This fucker is white, alone, drunk, and in a dark room.
He is EXACYLY the the usual piece of shit on this site
>>688235709
2 seconds after you die, you will be burning in hell, how do you feel?
Keep going, bud. Don't off yourself. You don't want to die like that anyways...come on.
>>688237413
Haha
>>688237373
I hurt everyday
Just so that my family doesn't have to miss me
It is the answer
If trips dont do it.
>>688237266
Whatever dud
>>688237416
dont be stupid man.. OKAY GUYS JUST WORKING ON THIS YOUNOW STREAM AND ILL I GET IT SORTED
>>688237327
>fuck off
You're an absolute retard aren't you?
either that or somebody hurt you
>>688237314
>OP starts stream
>Mandatory rickroll takes place
>The majority of the people in this thread have wasted their time on a obvious bate
Can't wait!
>>688237544
Stop being a fucking martyr
>>688237544
When you're dead that won't even matter anymore. Just forget about your life and accept death. It'll be easier on you. It's time to think about yourself and what you need. And that is a well placed bullet in the brain, or a well tied noose around the neck.
>>688237710
Fuck off lol
>>688237653
prove you are op.
>>688237800
No u eksdee
>>688237777
Checked
>>688237809
Hang tight, just about have the stream up
>>688237777
QUADS OF TRUTH
>>688237771
Fuck off
>>688237800
Chord has been struck
>>688237809
Won't it be proved when the stream starts?
Rest in pepperonis
>>688237777
Nice quads but no
I'm not gonna kill myself
Family needs me
>>688237809
here
My lube is ready
>>688238006
No they don't, loser.
stream it
>>688237964
itll be a rickroll wont it
>>688237952
If you say
guys this Younow thing wont pick up my webcam??????
>>688238006
Then you still have something to live for. So you're already doing better than some.
>>688238024
turn a light on op
>>688238148
gg guys it's over before it started
>>688238097
Phone Japan.
>>688238148
Turn of whatever software you are taking photos on.
>>688238165
No the dark atmosphere is best.
Spoopy
>>688238024
dude seriously its not worth it like seriously. just get high or some shit m8, you'll feel better
>>688238165
He's under the stairs i believe
Please don't do it. There's so much you can do. And I feel shitty saying this but can you send me the info to your plane if you do decide to kill yourself? [email protected] . I hope you don't do it but I know that you will ultimately make the final call and don't want your stuff going to wastse.
Abandon thread, fuckit
>>688238148
CALLED IT >>688237130
>>688238261
If that was op you really need to do it now this post gave me cancer
>>688235709
>>688231962
>will commit suicide
You have your reasons bro, i think no one here will remember you, because its /b/
> Whats the point of writting this down on /b/ ?
Pointless, just fookin do it. No more words.
We will ask for more and it will be "fun" to see it here
"Yeaaah op delivered"
But we dont fucking CARE tomorrow everyone will still dont give a s*** !
Man ... just get the rid of it. Shut down your phone/computer and just go kill yourself or something like that because /b/ dont fucking care.
Bye man good to see you, but who gives a s*** about anons lifes ? No one.
@mods
>>688238410
>Self censuring
Good to you see someone who thinks of the children.
That ain't true
>>688238410
fag
Hes waiting 4 you
Do it faggot.
I care...I honestly feel really sad right now. Most of you other fucks are all excited naturally.
R.I.P op hope you find peace
>>688238699
Hi moot.
>>688238725
You are a fag , get out of /b/
No feels alowed here
>>688238251
how can i post the link guys its being classed as spam?
>>688238024
Go on a killing spree. You gotta be remembered for something! You've lived an entire life and now you're gonna fizzle out and be forgotten as opposed to going out with a bang.
>>688238861
holy fuck dude stop don't do this jesus christ
>>688238883
Nobody remembers smelliot todger
>>688238861
On younow its a hashtag.
>>688238861
>More excuses
Just start your rickroll stream already.
>>688238861
Www (dot) youAreAFag (dot) com
>>688238861
Give us the name you're using?
>>688238024
Not gonna lie OP is pretty cute and British. Rolling, if dubs OP stops, becomes gay, and comes to US to date me
>>688239078
I've tried to post links here before
They hardly ever work tbh
Wven like that
>>688238861
>>688239078
Or send a photo of the url,
You are a newfag - summer came so fast.
okay guys heres the hashtag BillyWilder_65778 ill wait around so everyone joins
>>688238024
Found OPs Facebook
>>688236913
They aren't, you just need a good reason to own one.
>688239189
Hah, literally one off.
>>688239303
No you didn't
Why are you killing yourself?
>>688238024
I love you. your parents love you. Love yourself man, don;t do it! If you Are gonna die then pack up right now, and drive across the country and if by the end you still want to die, then travel the world. It;'s your oyster man, don't kill yourself. You're worth more than that dude. Love you. <3
BillyWilder_65778
>>688231962
>688231962
no one lurks for 6 years and resists posting a thread
holyshit
>>688235347
Fuck you, your brother deserved more you bastard
>>688239256
get in here
Yeah, OP.....you're too cute to die. Agreed.
>>688239417
thanks dude i appreciate that..
this is a screenshot of the links guys https://gyazo.com/d8e3a251369f1b64431f0bd7b9247baa
Guys, it's up. Get him not to do this.
>>688239437
>Tunnel
Please put a padlock in your ear to verify. Also make sure to throw away the key.
>>688239437
BillyWilder_65778
>>688239580
Wait
Im on mobile and have to get the app
Wait op I gotta download the app
>>688236913
Really? Guns are illegal in Europe? You'd better get over there and tell everyone. I don't think they got the NRA memo you read, dopey.
No OP stop don't do this plz
You say you won't hurt your family but i think you're wrong, your family always loves you even if they don't show it
Op dont do this you're a good man
>>688238024
Please, don't do it anon. Put down the drink and talk to someone.
>>688231962
do a flip!
just kidding. dont.
There is a small group of people who have survived jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge.
All of them have said that immediately after jumping they realized how easily they could solve their problems, and most went on to live happy lives.
>>688239882
Indeed, do a triple barrel roll instead!
hey op. Im in your stream. dont do it man. youre better than this. why would you end it? theres always a better option. please dont do it
>>688239437
Op isn't a fag so far,
BillyWilder_65778
>>688233173
If your going to do it at least do it right, heres a guide
Damn, son. Come on. Don't do it. More than enough people to help.
OP dont do it, you have a family to live for if nothing else
Switch to #girls
Please do it. I really want to watch someone kill themselves. I'm bored as fuck
dont do it OP :(
>>688240360
put a mirror in your shower. take your bed sheets and soak them. then hang yourself on the shower head faggot. would probably be entertaining
Did he do it?
>>688235709
Ur very beautiful and i think most ppl are ugly. U just need to perfect your sense of adventure
>>688240386
Shut up, don't ruin this for me
>>688240520
Man shut the fuck up
>>688231962
anon
there are many people in this world and i have the chance to be able to write to you
statistically, that's pretty incredible
i guess you could perceive it as inconsequential, but i dont
i dont think now is the time for you to die
omg he's gone, dunno what hes going to do, what to do /b/ ???
he is smoking the last cigarette, then he's killing himself. i hope we can convince otherwise.
younow stuck on LOADING for me, what a fucking shit
>all these fags telling op not to do it
>op still hasn't done it and is still attention whoring
>this thread I still alive
Seriously guys? Post a new thread of screen caps if he does it and well give him a an hero salute and a page on ED. Youll be forever remembered in a tiny corner of the internet, enjoy.
talk to his facebook friends, find family, i read some guys found his fb
>>688240643
Fuck you some us actually want him to kill himself, he's a shiny ass beta faggot and a waste of life.
>>688240736
Not all browsers support the site
>>688240787
Fucking piece of shit human being gtfo
OP if your gonna do it then it's whatever but do you really have to kill yourself?
>>688240565
kill yourself
Please don't you sexy piece of man meat
>>688240566
Shut up
You know, there's always someone telling you not to do it, that there's more to live for, that you're being selfish, but I don't think there's a greater moment of freedom in this world than taking your own life. With all the shit that you're forced to do, choosing to end it all and do none of it, is a pretty huge move. Its especially bigger when someone feels that their life has been shit, and they can't see anything better coming down the road. You'd force them to continue living in misery? For what purpose? At what cost?
Because I'll tell you this, there are far more people tell you not to kill yourself, than there are people actually willing to step in and help you without judging your or looking down their nose at you.
>>688240832
you are right, tried chrome and it works now
Oh fuck its going down don't do it op
>>688232198
>>688232198
just kill yourself already you fucking cunt
>>688240787
jfc people like you are geniune dick heads. All life is precious
I want to kill myself. I wanted to buy percesets to make it easier to jump in front of a train but my connect just stopped responding to me. I spent another day just sitting by the train tracks tring to get myself to jump but I can't overcome the survival instinct no matter how much I really want to kill myself. Someone saw me walking on the tracks to the spot I usually sit at. Fuck this world. Maybe I should just hang myself but I don't have anything to do it with. What do I do
>>688240739
you speak as though its a bad thing to have an inclination to want to preserve life
be more like general iroh
he not reading here anymore, if you have his name you can call to his house and wake the brother, someone has got his name ??
PREPARE THE THREAD SCREENCAP FAGGOTS
>>688234550
What about your bro, man? Why would you do that to him?
OP is just whoring for attention, I really doubt he will go through with it, he looks like a little bitch.
Someone give me a link or something. Find him.
I smell b8
Anon pleaseeee talk to me please don't go I'll do whatever to help you out im dead serious my best friend killed herself 1 month ago and you have no fucking idea how hard it hits other people think about your family! You have so much to live for ill lend you money my house whatever the fuck you need but I beg you DONT DO IT
>inb4 fag idgaf
>>688241170
it takes 5 seconds to find him faggot. go to younow and search
BillyWilder_65778
>>688241268
tldr
We need the /b/ psychologist
Someone please find his facebook so I can fucking help him or something
>>688241071
I like to see it as the ultimate show of will power. Overcoming your instinctual for survival is an ultimate display of strength. I'm actually jelly of him, if he does it
>>688234153
Nice balls, chimp
fuck every last one of you encouraging this troubled human to end his already short existence.
>>688241268
this thread isnt about you
look man, I've attempted suicide multiple times. It hasn't worked luckily. The world can be pretty gay but you just gotta get through it. But if you have to would you mind writing "For the 9gag army" in your note?
>>688241142
i was actually joking, don't kill yourself
please give his facebook
>>688238659
Kek
>>688241716
Fuck outta here with that bullshit
This faggot is real but his having seconds thoughts, what a pussy.
To kill yourself is a RIGHT.
>OP
>PLAY THIS SONG OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLUHk9UFjqQ
>>688241276
>My best friend killed herself
Lol you must be a shitty friend
>>688241481
give us his facebook!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzxQ1Xjzc6g
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzxQ1Xjzc6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzxQ1Xjzc6g
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzxQ1Xjzc6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzxQ1Xjzc6g
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzxQ1Xjzc6g
>>688241716
Wow you can't even kill yourself. So what can you do?
>>688241481
Found it!
It's Suicide Faggot.
no, dont
See you later alligator
>>688241918
>implying that will do anything
>>688231962
Don't do it. What ever is bothering you can most likely be fixed. I'm feeling shitty too right now and God does it hurt. But it will only hurt your family and friends when your gone. Trust me op don't do it
Why kill yourself when you can kill others anon.
>>688242301
Fuck off if he wants to kill himself let him. Plus I want to watch it as do others.
>>688242301
fuck the fuck off, fuckface fagfuck.
>>688241535
if this persons greatest temptation at the moment is to kill themself, wouldnt it be more of a challenge of willpower not to?
difference of perspectives i guess