ITT: we act like normal nice people until somebody gets trips. Then we go apeshit.
Hello, how goes it everyone?
Roll for mayhem
NIGGER
hello kind people, have you watched the game tonight? :)
>>688228052
Not bad kind sir. However let's skip with the banal niceties. I would like to inquire about your sex life. Are you kinky or do you prefer vanilla. I tip my hat to you, good sir.
Hello everyone, isn't this just fine weather we're having today?
>>688229055
Why yes, i do think so. However, I do think the weather would be better if TRUMP was president.
>>688229055
It's a little rainy, but I don't mind it.
hey my dearest friends , mind if I sit here ?
>>688227051
Well now, this is the very place an old bugger like myself can relax. Has someone a little rum?
>>688229777
Oh gosh Mondays am I right?.. atleast its nice out!
>>688229693
Of course. The seat is yours. >>688229821
No cheating good sir.
It's quite chilly outside.
I'm glad that I have this fireplace and coffee!
Who'd like to join me?
>>688229693
Come and join us. We're all friends here.
:)
>>688229884
Of course friend. Ill bring some cupcakes aswell
Gee wilekers, I hope triple numbers don't come anytime soon. They sure rustle my jimmies.
Anyone care to hear the tale of how my dear friend Ulyssus saved a dog from a cat napping?
Hi guys, how are you doing?
>>688229926
Oh, Kathy. I'll bring the kids!
>>688229849
omg why is there a bear in here
trips here 222.
Tally ho chaps =)
Anyone fancy a game of chess?
>>688230154
Woah relax man tone it down a little
would anyone care for a smoke?
What a fine day, fine day indeed
>>688230280
Not really my thing, I'm more of a monopoly kind of guy.
>>688230180
OMG, Caitlyn that'd be perf.
>>688230359
sure thing, dude.
>>688230280
omg !
I LOVE chess
You guys are cool. And definitely not homosexuals
Love you guys <3
>>688230439
Oh i see, no worries buddy! Investment is what I do for a living after all, so it would be fun to play a game of monopoly instead.
>>688227051
my case for my macbook arrived today, wonderful day.
>>688230729
Haha! I call the shoe!
>>688230538
N-nothing wrong with that though, is there anon?
...
>>688230359
i'll take one
>>688230242
just hanging out
>>688230830
Hat's mine!
>>688230775
Wew there lad, very close to a stern talking to you were there. Mighty close indeed
I love all of you, and hope you are all blessed by God in your coming endeavors.
You will succeed and in life, anons.
You're all autistic
Check em
>>688230280
Your move.
k
I enjoy my life, and i hope you're having a fantastic day too!
I'd like to tip my fedora to all you gents
Hey bros :)
>>688231045
You're a very rude person.
normie filth out of my board
>>688231081
How are all of my /b/ros doing today?
>>688227051
How are you all doing?
H-hello, there. I-im a little shy. m-mi-mind if I join your company?
Courtney love killed Kurt cobain
>>688231045
nah
>>688231045
Nothing wrong with being a little special.
>>688231313
double 13s
444 get
Howdy
dips and trips
>>688231045
Getgetget
>>688231340
We're all special here
Triples gets
555
>>688231301
Everyone is welcome in our thread.
>>688231052
pawn to b4.
>>688231553
>yfw
>>688227051
GET
>>688231301
Welcome friend! We love you! And we accept you!
666
>>688231462
accurate
This is a nice thread
>>688231494
Impressive pair of breasts on that femme. Thank you for posting this!
Anyone been to Applebee's lately?
666
>>688231522
>>688231488
>>688231311
>>688230244
>>688230133
>>688229877
I like your repeating numbers anons.
>>688231586
>in B4 your pawn gets taken out.
Haha. I punned!
>>688231667
I'm gonna cry
>>688231680
not really but they have good stuff
You're all so lovely.
What cha doing mates?
>>688231711
I enjoy yours as well anon.
I love you guys.
>>688227051
Eeee zeee
>>688231711
And yet, you have a repeating number yourself! Well played, sir, well played indeed.
>>688231770
Aww
>>688231721
Damn, sorry i'm new at chess.
if trips whoever has already posted in this thread has top be nice to people 4ever
Hey guys what's going on?
beautiful day today
Haha how's the weather where you are guys?
>>688231680
No. I want to now.
>>688231812
y
>>688231721
Top tier humor, m8. Please keep the jokes a flowin!
>>688231859
Great!
>>688228460
That's rude :(
hey guys. what's up?
Every day you guys are a great pick-me-up from all the other negativity I have to endure.
Love you guys :)
I really do enjoy these no trips!
Hello fine gents!
>>688231800
>>688231799
More dubs.
Bravo my good friends.
>>688231761
she s hot.
Uncut >cut
>>688231667
>>688231494
I like these private parts!
>>688231887
Oh dear. This was a close one. I dont want to stop loving you all.
>>688231930
It's easiest to get 999 or 000 trips since they are right next to each other.
Rusty prongs and Timbuktu
>>688231672
>>688231992
pls
first
Have some comfy
Is this how you roll trips?
Enjoy this amazing trick shot my friends.
Here is a humorous picture of a motherboard for all of my computer nerd friends!!! Hahahaha see you all in the office tomorrow morning! ;)
>>688231981
Hello good sir! I hope you all dont mind if I bring in my trips.
Beelzebub bless you
I love being virgin
Trips
Check em
get
Dont know about you you guys but this is a nice thread
>>688231887
How?
>>688231859
It's really hot out, Had to go skate to raylees got odwalla :)
Isn't it great that I can openly be a Jew in this thread and you can't say anything bad about it?
>>688227051
get :)
>>688231711
I acknowledge those repeating numbers.
>>688232054
>>688231992
>>688232004
there were 2 trips between you faggots, you had 1 job
>>688231887
damn
Hi how is everyone on /b today?
Had two cavities in my teeth filled today it was quite unpleasant but now I am home enjoying myself. How about you guys?
>>688231852
Embracing one another for who we are globally as humans. All one loving race. No hate. No racism. Just being the lovely people we are.
>>688232127
wow youre a true proffesional my dearest friend
>>688231045
Sir, my autism brings out the best in me. I hope someday you see the positivity of autism. Regardless, hope you have a great day. :)
Same to the rest of you!
>>688232222
Checked
>>688232222
I DUNNO WHAT TO DO!! DO I ACT NICE OR DO I HATE!? IM SO CONFUSED!
>>688232222
Get outta here you filthy motherfucker
>>688232041
good show
>>688232222
>>688231892
Did you take these?
Because the filename
I hope no one ruins this great thread with a post the ends in three repeating numbers
>>688232222
>inb4 shitstorm
>>688232222
FUCKING FAGGOT
>>688232222
AYOO NIGGA OOOOOOOOOOOH
>>688232155
No trips good sir, but very lovely dubs.
Comfy thread
>>688232222
waste of quads faggot
>>688232222
Not actually trips, but impressive nonetheless. Well done!
fuck you you fucking niggers GO DIE FAGGOTS
>>688232321
>>688232330
Trips, not quads. Still nice.
>>688232222
HOW DARE YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
such a nice thread
WHAT'RE YOU A FAGGOT ASS NIGGER
>>688232362
Future diaries is an awful anime. Yuno is a shit.
>>688232222
aNIGGERE rnnjfklasdnfkajhnsdilhfbalifdhlksbhaflhbdsadafadsfasdf
>>688232222
>>688232217
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>688232222
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
>>688232222
Dude I'm being so fucking serious right now. You need to end your sorry fucking life cocksucker
>>688232222
NOT TRIPS
CHILLAX
hehe
>>688232222
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>688232222
Technically not trips.
>>688232222
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PIGS! PIGS! PIGS! PIGS!
>>688232447
YES
>>688232222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeqxFzAaUl0
RUB YOUR COCKS EVERYONE ITS A JIZZ CANNON SHOOTING MATCH
FUCK ALL YOU FUCKING DICKS I NEVER LOVED YOU I WAS JUST BIDING TIME TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER THEN SLOWLY EAT HER WHILE YOU WATCH.
EVERYBODY SPAM ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER IN THREAD
KILL THE MOON CRICKETS
>>688227051
ROLL
>>688232222
HOLY CUNT
Sup guys just got here nice to know its calm and such :) besides that quad fag over there...
>>688232222
>FAGGOT COCK LOVERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD
LETS SPREAD PEANUT BUTTER ON OUR BALLS AND LICK IT OFF OF EACH OTHER IT WILL BE HILARIOUS HAHA
FIRST JAR IS ON ME YALL
summerfags go apeshit over quads
oldfags know to hold back until trips
>>688232222
BEAR IS ANGRY
>>688232622
ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER
Guys, there hasn't been trips in this thread yet. Quads are impressive, yes, but no trips.
>>688232321
Of course your confused you faggot.
>>688232222
WHAT GET YOUR FILTH OUT OF THIS THREAD YOU PIECE. OF SHIT HUMAN I HOPE YOU GET FISTED IN THE ASS WITH BRASS KNUCKLES
>>688232642
YOU MORON
AHHHHHHHHHAAAHHHH
there go wild
Hello my name is Noah, but you can call me The Big N
>>688232622 ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER
>>688232724
Of course YOU'RE bad at grammar, faggot.
>>688232448
SHUT UP NIGGER YOU DON'T DESERVE HER ANYWAYS
I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE YOU FAGGOT GO FUCKING STICK YOUR WORTHLESS SORRY HEAD INTO A MICROWAVE YOU LOUSY SACK OF WORTHLESS SHIT.
>>688232662
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>>688232622
ALEX IS A STUPED EL NACHO LIBRE
Good sirs of 4chan, how was your day today?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
In a flash his pants were off and he was atop her. She squealed and
struggled, afraid to fight back because he was, indeed, her trainer.
Her mind had a block in it, via years of training, years of believing
he’d never harm her, that he was her best friend.
He ran a hand over her leafy posterior. A probing finger slipped in
between, finding a hole. He knew little of the Gardevoir anatomy, but
knew that any hole would work. He plunged his rock hard cock deep
inside of her anus. It was white hot. A wave of pleasure washed over
him before the first stroke. Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious
anus being pulled to four times its natural size. With each thrust she
screamed louder, but David couldn’t hear it. The crevasse formed
tightly over his shaft, gripping harder than his fist ever could.
Before long he finally came, filling her sphincter with his seed. White
mixed with black blood as he pulled out. Blood and feces dribbled out.
The sight of Gardevoir laying there, whimping, smeared with mud, blood,
cum, and her own feces unlocked something deep within David’s soul. His
heart soared at the sight. It felt so good! It was like he finally
discovered his place in the world. While his spirit had become free,
however, his mind quivered under the weight of his actions, struggling
to block these memories from existence, enabling his attack.
His mouth lowered in primal instinct, extending his pink tongue. He
lapped up her blood and shit, using pruned fingers to smother himself.
It was beautiful. The bitter taste of her poop, and the coppery taste
of her blood was like magic to him.
“Gardevvv…” she moaned, hands digging into the dirt. She wept. How
could she do this to him? Pain was splitting her because of him. He
said he’d never hurt her, though… maybe he wasn’t? Maybe this was
fine…
He flipped her bleeding, limp body over. His mouth met hers, lashing
about inside of her toothed maw.
PUT THE FUCKING MEMES IN THE BAG!
>>688232448
>EAT SHIT YOU MELANIN ENRICHED FAGGOT
I love black people
>>688232959
Fucking typical.
>>688232222
YOU FUCKING CUM DUMP KILL YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>688232985
He kissed hard and deep as he
carefully fit his shitty dick into her pokevagina. The head slid in
easily and she whimpered. With a deft hand he massaged her clitoris.
She tried to pull back to cry out but he pushed into her harder. She
screamed into his mouth. The vibrations filled him in ecstasy. He
violently penetrated her and wave after wave of pleasure engulfed them
both. It was beyond the realm of human understanding. Collapsing
universes whirled about them, being born and dying in an eternal, idiot
firestorm.
As he came again he thrust harder, forcing as much of himself in as he
could. His penis crashed into her cervix and she let out a blood
curdling scream, clawed hands digging into his flesh.
David didn’t like that at all. No, she wasn’t allowed to injure him. He
drove his bleaching fist into her mouth. There was a crunch and black
syrup welled up in her mouth and eyes. She gurgled, and he smiled
gleefully. Disengaged from her mangled secret, he crawled up to her
face. Lifting her broken head he plunged his dick into her wounded
mouth.
>>688233117
Gardevoir could take no more. She gave himself over to him. He was her
master. She would please him any way she could and never make another
whimper in reply. She suckled on his piece as he pulled it in and out.
Cracked lips smothered him, teasing glands and glans. He gripped her
arms, squeezing tighter. More pain roared through her and she sucked
harder. She gagged, puking a little. The bile stung him, so he drove
another fist into her eye.
Through the pain she sucked and finally he came. As he did, his mind
cracked a little more. He gripped her head, forcing his cock into the
back of her throat. She vomited again, squirting half-digest plant
matter all over both of them and he lashed her. Her tiny bones
splintered under his blows and he came harder at her destruction.
Weeks later David finally found himself at Cerulean city. Gardevoir
wasn’t looking very good. She didn’t respond to vocal stimuli and
couldn’t see out of the eye he caved in, but he felt no remorse for it.
Even so; he felt glad. She was mentally broken. His attack had
transformed her into the perfect sex slave: when he moved his cock near
her she would tilt her head, trying to find it, just as a baby searches
for a nipple and automatically begins suckling.
>>688232680
STFU NIGGER WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE NOT OLDFAG
GET BACK TO REDIT FAGGOT
>>688233007
Nigger, drink bleach. We don't need any more slaves.
Watch out, boyz.
>>688233213
She was infected, though. Mold grew upon her anus and wounded eye. Her
vagina was yellow with infection, discharging constantly. She wouldn’t
make it another day.
David rushed to the pokemon center, Gardevoir in his arms. He came up
to the reception desk and there was Nurse Joy. Her eyes first when to
David’s dumb smiling face, but then down to the pokemon in his arms and
she gasped.
“What happened?!” she said, stroking Gardevoir’s hair with the gentleness of a mother.
“I’m not exactly sure,” he muttered coldly, “I found her like this out
in the forest,” tears formed in Joy’s eyes and she scooped the poor
pokemon up, taking her over to the rejuvenation chamber for dying
pokemon in another room. After flipping the switch the chamber filled
with gases, obscuring outside eyes. Joy didn’t mind that David had
followed her in and closed the door, she was too busy studying a
complicated-looking readout now appearing on a computer screen.
She bent over low as she typed slowly, a complete novice with computers
it appeared, and as she did her skirt teased her thick ass. Her thigh
highs squeezed her legs delightfully. She was a delicious woman, and
David would have no problem finding out just how delicious she was.
But why dough, no tripples in here
ALL FAT PEOPLE SHOULD SHOOT BULLETS UP THEIR ASSHOLES UNTIL THEY ARE FULL OF LEAD THEN SUPERGLUE THEIR ASSHOLES SHIT AND TAKE FUCKING LAXATIVES SO THEY ARE TICKING TIMEBOMBS BYE BYE OBESE CUCKS
>>688233340
He slid up next to her. “How does it look, nurse?” he asked, putting a hand on her shoulder.
“Not very good, I’m afraid the rejuvenation chamber won’t be enough for–”
“No, not the pokemon. Your cunt.”
At this the nurse spun around. A hurt look flashed across her face and
she bit her lip. She was exactly sure how to handle this situation. It
was true that she was constantly horny. She never had time for anything
outside of the hospital. Her cunt tingled at the prospect of being
split. She eyed the door. Should she run? Should she have sex with this
complete stranger? “He seems dangerous…” she though, but as she did
her thighs pressed against themselves, pinching her slowly enlarging
clitoris.
David’s hands began to unbutton her blouse, revealing a polkadotted bra clasping two melon-sied breasts.
“Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to step out of the office,” she said
with as much courage as she could muster, but didn’t stop him. He
pushed her up against the computer terminal and mouthed her nipples.
She gasped as he bit one, teasing it with his tongue. He sucked on it
and she lurched, not noticing her hands slide down to his hips.
>>688233365
You look like a triple
>>688232222
OH SHIT IT'S ON NOW RACE WAR MOTHERFUCKERS
FUCK THE CUCKS, FUCK THE JEWS, FUCK THE SPICS AND NIGGERS TOO
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>>688233411
He lifted her and placed her upon the desk. Her legs spread and she
leaned back, forgetting that she was on the rag, and gave herself to
him. He lowered himself to a knee, ripping off her clashing blue
underwear and explosing her rosy, dripping hole. He gently tugged on
the string sticking out, drawing a blood-soaked tampon out. It fell to
the floor and thick chunks began to seep out. She burned for him, for
this complete stranger.
His fingers moved into her, rubbing the rough spot just inside the warm
tunnel. his red tongue slathered her clit. He sucked on it and hummed.
A dizzy, buzzing feeling filled her head and she began bucking,
screaming in pleasure. Soon her screams of pleasure became those of
pain as he forced three fingers into her tight pussy. She hadn’t been
with a man in so long..
“No, please..” she gasped as her vagina slowly spread and grew used to the probing digits.
He inserted another finger and she gasped. This time her cunt burned in
protest, showing no signs of widening. She squeaked. He forced another
finger in and soon he was fisting her, plunging his large, manly hands
in as far as they would go, spreading her wider. Filling her.
“Moooree,” she growled through clenched teeth, thick streams of saliva
going down her cheeks, “FUCK ME HARDER YOU PEACE OF SHIT.”
>>688233365
I don't know, my friend. Humans are interestingly difficult beings.
May all of your mothers wake up with a big black cock shoved down their throat and their noses super glued shut.
>>688233365
Quads are worse than trips you Reddit fagit
>>688233498
David didn’t like this however, and punched her in the gut. She lurched
forward and gasped. But then, weighing how much fun he was having with
being told what to do, he decided to insert his next fist.
Her tendons popped and squeaked as he forced the other one inside
slowly. Her cleft opened wider, and wider still. She screamed in pain
and pleasure until her throat bled almost as much as her cunt. Blood
streamed down his arms, mixing with her cum until his shirt and the
floor were soaked.
There was a knock at the door, followed by the turning of a handle.
In strode the doctor the nurse had called for earlier. Her father.
He stopped, shocked at the situation that unfolded in front of him.
“W-What are you, what are you doing to my little girl?” he murmured.
“Shut the fuck up you old bastard and get the fuck over here, her mouth
isn’t going to fuck itself!” David shouted, forcing his voice above
that of nurse Joy’s. She was horrified that her father had walked in on
this, horrified at all the blood and what she had been coerced into,
but she couldn’t stop. Lust raged inside of her, overtaking all other
motor functions.
>>688233555
“Fuck me, daddy,” she said, grinning a bloody smile. Her pleading eyes
met his and before she knew it, her father’s wrinkly, liver-spotted
dick was in her mouth.
The doctor fucked her from the opposite side of the table. Her young
tongue slid over the top of his dick, teasing the helmet. He bucked
wildly, shakily. He had not had sex since his wife had died ten years
ago, and sometimes had dreams about his daughter. He tried to ignore
them, push them to the back of his mind. But he could never help his
sick fantasies. Sometimes he’d “accidentally” walk in on her dressing
or showering, and would think about it later that night as he choked
himself and petted his shriveling member.
David began to grow bored, his maniacal, slowly-splintering mind needed
more horror to satiate it. It was a curse, but one he enjoyed.
He drew one hand out of her weeping puss, much to her protest. With the
other he gripped her cervix and twisted. Pain cut her and she clenched
her teeth and moaned, cleanly chopping her father’s dick off as he
came. The doctor fell backwards and the nurse sat up straight. Her
vision blurred from the pain, but she was just barely able to see what
David was doing.
>>688233555
Fuck.
>>688232222
what the fuck i didnt even check when i posted this
>>688233555
FUCK THE JEWS
>>688233555
ITS TIME TO SCREEEEEEECH
>>688232486
Beta fag
>>688232222
at last you fucking nigger
>>688233620
He had drawn a knife out of his pocked and driven it into his urethra.
His cock opened wide and he screamed, but kept pushing hard, down into
his ballsack. Blood gushed forward and he puked, bile adding to the
horrendous pain, but he couldn’t stop. Slowly memories of him and
Gardevoir flooded back, all the fun they had back home. Memories of his
mother and father, how they wanted him to succeed. They wanted him to
come home, to spend time with their baby boy. Of his first love, the
girl he never got over. Her name was Misty. She wanted to see him
again, she had sent him a letter only a month earlier saying she wanted
to be with him again, that nothing felt the same without him. What was
he doing here?
He couldn’t stop his hands, they moved on their own, twisting out Joy’s
cervix, bit by bit, and slitting his genitals. At last the leathery bag
was open. They gripped his testicles and pried them out, forcing them
into his mouth.
All three parties bled to death. It was in the news the next day. The
Gardevoir recovered, but was forever in a tortured state of slavery.
>>688233752
Misty shook as she read it. She wept and her mind grew jaded and
hateful. She was alone in the world now. Nobody she loved. Nothing.
Alone.
She drew a pokeball from her belt and opened it. Staryu appeared next to her.
“Staryu,” she blushed, and looked at him through teary eyes, “would you do anything for me?”
“Starr,” he echoed.
Her cunt burned. She needed it…
>>688233810
fin.
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AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!
“What’s up Draco?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
>>688233739
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>>688234166
>Summerfag
>>688233739
Better than you banana up your ass faggots.
IM GOJNG TO FUCK I NG CUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM
Brothers, brothers, calm ye selves, the trips have not been delivered as promised. The quads was just a tease as to what may come.
When I grow up I'm going to be a trap.
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>>688234401
wow u really like to insult people haha brain dead? Chances are i'm smarter then you hun. You are trying so hard to be funny haha dumb bitch? I have 11 GCSE's A*-B and I'm going to Queen Mary lol. The only reason youve not been beaten up every time you open your mouth is cuz vegans want to protect you, you pig. Have fun being the scum of our society!! Im just laughing haahaaa
>>688234681
Quads are also trips you dumb shit. It doesnt matter what 4rd number is as long as first 3 are repeating. It can be the same nubmer as first 3 it's still trips + it's quads.
Just like every square is a rectangle but not every rectangle is a square.
>>688227051
kek
Rollerino
>>688234131
pLEASE LINK ME TO ORIGINAL
suck me clean fuck tards singles brings it back to normal nice town hahahahah
