Waifu claiming thread: I have no mouth and I must scream Edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Dio-sama...
Claimed.
Claimed
Whats up
>>688224488
Yea im just applying to everywhere, even if they arent hiring. Anything would be better than my situation. A cinema is nice, thats one i want to do too. Also did you see the one made for me?
>>688224550
Thats part of the problem, i have no direction in life right now. Im just in a wierd spot right now i guess.
>>688225602
I wish upon you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Karen friend!
>>688225663
That sucks to hear mate. Just try to keep a positive attitude.
>>688225762
Earlier I watched Umaru, which I gladly dropped after five episodes. Plan on finishing second season of K-On tonight, only 7 episodes left.
>>688225885
Penny Claim~
>>688225507
No...
>>688225602
If you really mean it I will.
>>688224874
No, Rory stated that when she ascends, she will take on the aspect of Love from Emloy.
>>688225507
Well, she can choose her form when she ascends, so she may not appear as a loli.
Rory-sama claimed
>>688226141
>Plan on finishing second season of K-On tonight
Good man.
Speaking of, I'll try and get around to rewatching it soon.
Best German CV Claimed
>>688225703
Yuuko i love You
>>688226095
No, didn't see it. Had to leave since I was going to see warcraft. It's a nice film. Am positive surprised.
And that MugenMercy looks awesome!
>Although for some reason I don't like healing in overwatch that much
>>688226268
Gee, no wonder souls are an aphrodisiac (did I write that right?) for her.
>>688225885
Memes.
>>688226363
what about their movie?
>>688226282
God tier claim buddy.
I'm gonna go workout now so I'll see you guys later.
still here
>>688226576
See you later Holst!
>>688226532
Memes indeed.
>>688225840
my grandma is ill and she does not appreciate my kitten so I was asked to leave, no good :(
>>688226267
mmm that resolution
>>688226268
but she'll still be shit
>>688226532
I love memes
>>688226545
>>688226141
Its all i can do to move forward. But I'm being counted on by others, so...heh. How have you been?
>>688226543
Shit I need to rewatch that
>>688226532
MEMES
>>688226363
meant to reply to
>>688226141
>>688226660
sorry about that but can't you ask someone to take care of it ??
fish
>>688226543
That too.
>How could I forget?
>>688226967
M E M E S
E
M
E
S
>>688226268
Oh wow, its THE pokemon master in the thread. Whats going on?
>>688226466
Im glad to hear its pretty good, ill try to find time to see it soon.
Well outside of me being a support/healer main blizzard did a really good job on the supports and they are fun to play, but that still doesnt mean the role is for everyone.
>>688226967
Moogster more like memester
>>688226671
>but she'll still be shit
No one here gets it more than you.
>20/20 waifu claimed btw
>>688225703
You always know just what to say, sis.
>has existential crisis
(I'm glad to hear you're doing good, but it sounds like you've been hanging with Fool too much)
>>688226426
The world loves you.
>>688227073
Oh wow, I really appreciate that. Have another in return!
>Mirai
>>688227211
Memelord
>>688227199
MEMAYS
E
M
A
Y
S
>>688227211
True. Personally I enjoy being the suicide D.Va more than anything else. it's pretty fun. Maybe I'll try some other things too once I have a good PC... probably not in this year though.
>>688226966
Was pretty close, even borderlining on suicidal thoughts earlier today but that seems to have gone away. I'm sure it'll come back tomorrow though.
>>688227082
I love my cat ;-; he is family so I need to stay with him even if I must move
>>688227248
my eyesight is 20/200 :)
So just why, why are we here?
And just what, what, what, what do we fear?
Well ce soir, for a change, it will all be made clear
For this is the meaning of life
C'est le sens de la vie
This is the meaning of life
>>688227248
HA!
Maybe you're right. But i think i have become a bit less cutesy now that hand is no longer with us.
>>688227595
and where did you move to?? you can leave it with someone you trust and is close to you so you can visit it while your grandma recovers
>>688227230
great minds hate Rory together
that's probably how it goes
>>688227451
I think that's not true
The World just punches stuff
>>688227707
you genuinely need to reconsider all of your life choices
then end it
>>688227707
Tits?
>>688227501
Ayy I gotchu fam
>>688227579
It's essentially a part of my daily routine now to be overwhelmed with melancholy. Every single day, for at least half the day.
>>688227211
Just at work, being slightly bored
>>688226671
>>688227230
Only two in the thread who think Rory is disgusting.
>>688226466
No, they're an aphrodesiac because she is still bound to death. Once she ascends, death no longer affects her.
>>688227598
So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show
To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow
Tell me is something eluding you sunshine
Is this not what you expected to see?
If you wanna find out whats behind these cold eyes
You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise
>>688227598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV4r47lctV4
>>688227916
fish
>>688227915
you first
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth
>>688227598
I bet you don't even speak french for real, faggot.
>>688227579
I hope you stay. I'm staying.
>>688227595
Not sure what mine is. Imagine a Japanese porno. That's what I see. All mosaic.
>>688227678
He DID pat you alot, didn't he, haha?
Alright, guys, I'm going to work. Already late but I'm caring less and less. Catch up with you all later.
>>688227511
Dank
a
n
k
>>688227541
I love d.va too, it feels amazing when you get like 3 or 4 people with a sneak ult. Lately i havent been getting anyone though and i cry,
>>688228127
Im going to be doing the same in about an hour, i feel you
>>688228127
Ah, alright. Guess I can't beat you when it comes to lore about Rory.
>Not that I'm surprised
>>688228508
>Implying anyone would want to speak french
>>688227810
my grandma is old and sick so she may not recover, I'd rather just have her be at ease for her final moments of life. She likes living alone anyways I moved in with her because of trouble at home, so I'm already staying there without her really wanting me
I appreciate all your concern though
>>688228558
can you see this pic ok?
I'm back.
Guess whose wifi got offline again?
Anyways it doesn't matter anymore. How are ya ?
>>688228264
Love the pythons.
>Rory-sama
Ay yo Yui
Check it :^)
>Mugi
>>688228736
hey there mystery anon
>konata
>>688228639
French still better than Spanish tho
>>688227451
Nahh .. World hates me ...
>Only love me
>>688227598
>>688228264
>Daddy Long Cock
>>688228750
Herring.
>>688228834
Yep.
>>688228783
charge your fucking phone
>>688228832
It....it's....I....it's Yuiko.
>>688228783
So god damn blurry looks like she's actually trapped in the phone.
>>688228888
what a terrible get
>>688227915
With love<3
Just like my father.
>>688228558
Farewell, enjoy work.
>>688228834
The world has given you a wonderful personality and people to share it with.
>>688228639
Well I'll have you know that I do speak french.
Not that I wanted to, after all I was born in Quebec, it's the main language here. I don't even like it. At least here the accent is not as cancerous as in france.
>>688228783
Jesus Christ.
Even for me she feels too close.
>>688229005
Who?
>>688228614
>only 4 people
>not going for a teamkill
Mugen please.
>>688228833
>French sounds like talking with a dick in your mouth
no wonder you like it more than spanish!
>>688229079
Also learned it in school. So no wonder I don't like it.
Anyway, I'll be off for now. Good night everyone! See ya tomorrow
>>688228663
Lewd
>Mirai
>>688228663
but where do you go to when you leave ??
and what trouble at home do you have??
sorry if I'm asking too much already.
>>688229221
Goodnight spooky.
>yuuko
>>688229042
>>688229082
that's the point ',:^)
>>688228976
I'm on it m8
clmd
back off, ruri's mine
>>688228888
Quads are pretty boring when trash gets them.
>>688229106
My name. ;-;
>>688229221
As a latin speaker I can say that Spanish is just the redneck version of real Latin. French still have its charm tho. I think that for ya (a English speaker) all latin-derivate languages sounds like you're speaking with a dick in yar mouth
>>688229046
So says you, you're just jealous faggot.
>>688229379
Phish.
>>688229079
I know French cooking terms. I do enjoy a few words.
>>688229587
>I speak german
Nigga wat?
But I do get your point. Anyway, bye bye, see ya tomorrow
>Chara
>>688229058
ITS NOT TRUE !
IM DEAD INSIDE
IM ROTTIG FROM INSIDE
MY BODY IS A PUPPET
I have to go to sleep
Cya !
>>688228783
I prefer mine
>>688229735
Fish.
So in this thread we have:
>>688228888
a character who will likely never return in her series
>>688229650
Rory
>omlette du fromage
>>688229735
and a cuck fish
10/10 quality content
Bungie approves
Miho claimed
>>688229221
I try so hard but i never can hit much, maybe im just bad
>>688230046
Cat
>>688229858
GOODNIGHT WONDERFUL
>>688230114
Miho-chan
>>688229871
Just changed mine back
>Mugi
>>688229005
????
>>688229329
I am living in a trailer to avoid living at home, and my family does not like me very much but it's ok
>>688230174
Yuuko-chan
>>688230053
>cheese omelette
Easy.
>sous vide
>mise en place
>bain marie
>merci boucoup
>chiffonade
you guys are the biggest faggots ever and /b/ died 10 years ago. this is what happens within the rotting corpse of a board that died 10 years ago.
>>688229511
Well.
This doesn't happen often.
>>688230307
> Im bad at this
>>688230267
>>688229871
fucking weebs
>konata
>>688230053
Don't forget, you're here forever.
>>688230046
Fish.
>>688230268
so you live alone now???
sorry to hear that
>>688230437
I know right.
Look at all these permavirgins.
>>688230385
>10 years
>muh \B\ wuz gud n shit yo
thanks for the bump newfagg
>>688230267
Clean as fuck.
>Miho
>>688230449
I am not alone because I have my cat and all the waifus :3
>>688230543
>16.jpg
>>688230267
AAyyyyyy
>>688230307
HAHA NIGGER FAGGOT NOOB SCRUBLORD IT'S MERCI BEAUCOUP NOT BOUCOUP ARE YOU FUCKING GAY OR SOMETHING DO YOU EVEN FRENCH? YOU'VE EMBARASSED YOURSELF IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, KILL YOURSELF
>>688230267
Can I have the original?
>>688230268
When I first read I thought that Konata was saying that I was Mystery Anon, 'cause he didn't know the name of my Waifu. Now I understand my mistake
>>688230437
Don't ya look down on Bakemonogatari
>>688230749
You emberassed yourself more by admitting you speak the language of cheese eating surrender monkeys.
>>688230756
Fish.
>>688230678
I hope you're eating well anon
>>688230889
I fucking love poutine, that I will admit. But I fucking hate the french language.
I never asked to be gifted with such a cancerous curse
>>688230749
Im sorry Im not a natural speaker?
>Kàn ni na-bu chhauchi-bai
>>688230950
I am eating well and this place isn't half bad, I can play my music without disturbing anyone :3
>>688230849
we're friends on facebook of course I know you silly :p
>>688231146
I don't speak your commie crap
>>688230608
>says the stillvirgin
ROASTE
D
>>688230639
pretty slick tbh
>>688230849
here fam
the niggas down at /w/ hooked me up but there are hardly ever any phone threads
>>688231239
I'm glad you are ok then I was worried something worse had happened
>>688231352
Ha ha we we. I can speak French to.
>>688231239
( ﾟдﾟ )( ﾟдﾟ )
>>688231485
Thanks :3
>>688231352
>not Chinese
>not Asian
>just worked with a lot of Chinese
>>688231542
>oui oui
>>688231503
I am well and I appreciate all your concern, lovely <3
>>688231601
:O
>>688231724
do you go to school or work??
>>688231921
I work at McDonald's but I am looking for new work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e-zAljAgqs
>>688231239
>I can play my music without disturbing anyone
Time to blast some Grips.
>>688232170
there are a lot of waifus working on fast food places I wonder why
those places are scary
>Tfw started to look online to buy a n64 and all my favorite games and its really expensive
>>688232170
>mickey ds
That's even more wagecuck than me kyle
>>688231601
Someone on /w/ posted a ~850 picture of phone wallpapers there's some pretty good ones in there imo
>>688232526
>Arby's Tomoko
:^)
Typed in "kill yourself" into YouTube looking for FilthyFrank.
They game me the phone number for suicide prevention...
>>688231724
I send another emoticon. Dunno why it changed
See ? The first one from the list is the more recent
>>688232542
May I have links ?
>Yuiko
Bored
Just realized i never claimed in this thread.
Whoops.
>>688232526
>>688232170
>working
>top kek
>>688232624
Fuck off Billy
>>688232376
I would assume most waifus are done with high school or still in college so they work minimum wage, but I dunno :o
>>688232526
times are tough kyle :(
>>688232660
I couldn't figure out the keyboard ;-;
>>688232756
zozzle
spiderman claimed
>>688232756
NEETs united.
>>688232756
Not everyone can be a leech Yui
You NEET motherfucker you
>>688232756
I wish i could be full neet, this job is horrible long lost sibling.
>>688232818
Pretty much, i dont work fast food but my job is a minimum wage one too
>>688232818
I see hope you are treated nice there , I've heard bad things about those palces
My father, whom is 36 years of age, watches PewDiePie and jacksepticeye, those type of guys.
>
>>688232818
There is no secret, my friend
>>688232630
you know the world too pansy when you can't search for "kill yourself" without getting a phone number
>>688232660
http://m.imgur.com/a/E4F6C
Found it
>>688232756
kek
>>688233107
I'm not that much into spider waifus, but it made me kek
>>688233095
I'm not surprised, he must get his 100000000000000 subs from somewhere.
>>688232831
Here famalam.
>>688232818
>zozzle
Kys.
>>688233064
Where do you work mate?
>>688233095
y tho.
>>688233248
>2nd bunch of pics is Kyouko
Wew lad, don't even have to scroll down.
Thank you Moogs.
>>688233268
Now she has two mouths kyle what have you done
>rango
>>688233268
You know she already has a mouth correct? And that's not her nose?
>>688233457
Double the mouth double the loli deepthroat.
Not that I'm into anything like that.
>>688233248
Moogs = God.
>>688233070
it's alright, the reason I'm leaving is because I work 8 hours and they'll send you on break after only working an hour and then you have to work the whole day without a break, it really sucks
>>688233167
I will try this right now pal ty :o
>>688233432
lick me
>>688233510
>>688233457
its a meme
