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why aren't you dating an Asian girl?
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>>688219332
because im not living in the US or canada.
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Penis is too big. Would kill.
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>>688219637
thats interesting. Are you saying there few Asian girls where you live?
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>>688219755
Darn, well at least your a gentlemen.
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Because the only Asian girl I currently know doesn't wanna date, and thinks all sex is disgusting.
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>>688219755
>Goes on b/
>Penis too big
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>>688219332
because I married an Asian girl
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>>688220275
Go meet a new Asian girl. Shes an outlier, and also retarded
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>>688220363
Shes pretty, well done.
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>>688219332
Banged so many of them when I was stationed in Japan that I can't tolerate them anymore.
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I am... idiot...
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>>688220571
I was stationed in Iwakuni, so I know what you mean. But American Asian women, holy hell they are the ones that matter.
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>>688220486
Eh. Too lazy. Could just stick up her butt, anyways, whether she says yes or no.
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>>688220275
Amen you know whats the deal stay away from japanese women
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I'm married to a jap
she wouldn't take kindly to me dating other girls
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>>688221009
pics?
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>>688219332
Because they rarely like black guys, especially ones who aren't walking stereotypes. Shame too, because I'm only attracted to Far East Asian women. Indians are also OK by me.

FML.
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>>688219332
Because I ain't a beta, /b/tard
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>>688220698
Sasebo here. Other than their food, I got no current use for Asians, fuck American Asian food though, that shit's just salt, cheap meat, and rice...
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>>688221115
just rape one bro
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>>688221095
Shelly, stop ruining the threads.
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Is it possible for an Asian women to get pregnant? I always though they just spawned in the world just like in call of duty
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>>688221223
alright, lets see them dude
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>>688221231
Yeah, no. If I get locked up, I'll have to be the Asian woman of the prison yard, getting raped everyday/night myself.

Can't stream anime or Korean dramas in prison.
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>>688221334
gjvhbn m
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>>688221009
Really? My gf (the one in the original post picture) and I swing. She can fuck other guys I can fuck other girls. We do 3 somes and attend swinger parties. I highly recommend you two have a conversation about it. Best relationship I have ever been in. Plus it strengthens our love for each other.
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>>688219332
Because I married one
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If you're with an Asian girl make sure you trade out before she turns 50. Them bitches turn into yoda overnight...
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Bung wah. Id definitely bang an Asian chick. Wallop
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>>688221411
You kidding? Bro go meet different Asian women, they love the Big Black Nigger Dick.
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>>688221540
Totally agree
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>>688221456
Actually it just means she thinks your shitty in bed, learn to speak chickonese /b/ro...
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>>688221540
Fact
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But I am and have been for 4 years lol
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>>688219332
No Asian girls where I live

Except for fucking chink tourists
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>>688219332
Didn't have the courage to ask her out
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>>688221768
Not at all. When her and her friend are blowing me at the same time, on the regular it means quite the opposite. I'm telling you, get on this life.
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>>688219332
She doesn't like me back.
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>>688221696
I lived in Korea for a few years as an adult. The only ones who 'love nigger dick' are the prostitutes.
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>>688221927
Me and my ex used to be in the scene, I don't miss it or her.
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>>688221115
I know a smoking hot, accomplished asian girl at my old job who would exclusively date black guys FWIW, and not the stereotypical ones either
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>>688219332

Because the only Asians around here are small families running Asian restaurants. Even if they happen to have some daughters, finding a decent-looking Asian chick who isn't just interested in cooking kung pao chicken for the rest of her life is equivalent to winning the fucking lottery. There aren't even any Asian traps.

On the upside, there aren't any niggers here either. Gotta take the good with the bad, I guess.
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>>688222081
*sigh*

Why are they always so far away from me? I have a better chance of catching a Legendary PKMN irl than I do of meeting an Asian like the one you describe. I hate where I am.
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>>688221914
It's easier than you think. The girl In the picture. I met her while going out about my day, just walked up to her. You can do it. Just get out of your head, and practice on other people if you like. You don't have to say anything special, just litterally be nice, chill, and direct. Hi I'm anon, you are adorable, I wanted to come say hi. And then just talk about A N Y T H I N G. It really is that easy. Go for it.
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Im black and no asians around here
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>>688222222 HOLY SHIT
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>>688222022
Korean girls...all I remember is that they all smelled like kimchi and when we got drunk on soju they'd cry a lot. Washed my dick in an alley in Pohang with OB once because the girl that blew me had such shit breath...
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>>688222529
>
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Fucked a Korean girl in a internet Cafe next to Hiroshima train station while in Japan. That was interesting.
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>>688222746
Right by peace park? I got blown by an Aussie chick there.
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>>688222800
Move then.... Kung Pao pussy is the best.
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>>688222954
>Kung Pao pussy
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Can't get girl. Doesn't matter what race. M'Lady?
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>>688222866
Yes. Walk out of the train station, and if you look to your left there is a bunch of asian stores put together tightly, and on the corner a internet cafe. You can see that big ass fountain from its vantage point. Walk straight and your at peace park.
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Would love to date one. Sadly the country I currently live in has few of them and the local ones wouldn't want me cause I'm a foreigner.
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So far Hot chinese girl are the best in whole Asia,and the good ones are not easy to hook up
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I just came back from Japan and im really really upset that i am not dating one actually.
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>>688223385
God saved ur life,trust on me
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>>688223172
Nice, I was their long before internet cafes. The train station was high tech in 94 and this Aussie chick and me sat and bought vending machine beers half the night waiting for the morning trains to start up, spent a few thousand yen on beers and ended up gettin blown right there on the bench.
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>>688223385
Sorry you're back. Japan is amazing. Head go find one here.
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>>688223635
Perfect.
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This. Constantly. Love it.
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>>688219332
Just wait til she gets older.
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>>688219332
I did. Too childish and need too much attention. I broke up after 3 weeks relationship.

>Hot Body
>Double D
>sings
>plays guitar
>share the same hobbies (music)
>wife material

But since she's my mom's best friends daughter I was afraid that she would force me to marry her cuz that hag really really wanted me to be her SiL.
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Guys is the term "Jap" offensive? I was talking to a girl and casually said Jap in a sentence not trying to be offensive and she got really mad at me. I tried to play it off as a joke but she seemed pretty pissed.
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>>688220650
Gross
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>>688224256
All women age terribly
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>>688219332
>flat immature malnourished little incest people
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>>688224371
> Wife material
> Worried about someone wanting me to make her my wife
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>>688219332
Because my Asian wife would be pissed
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>>688224495
yes you fucked up.,
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SiL... yeah. Honestly.. I mean.. yea.. I know right... (the hell does it mean?)
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>>688224495
Apparently it is, but I always used it as an abbreviation. After I've been scolded multiple times, I've just went back to using 'Japanese'.
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>>688220650
Doesn't look Asian, just cringey as fuck
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I am.
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>>688220650
white girls so mad that the white men choosing asian chicks... now they pretending to be asian.
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>>688220275
That, /b/ro, is a twinkie:
yellow on the outside, but white on the inside
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>>688222134
Except consider that those daughters are encouraged to do well in school, expected to go to a good school, and have duties to their families. That's pretty admirable. However they do come with baggage too, and there's a good chance they're expected to marry Chinese anyway.
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>>688219332
Dont like the smell/taste of rice.
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>>688224771
that's kinda what i thought. i just told her i thought it was an abbreviation for Japanese
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>>688224675
17 (now 23) me hates the though of marrying someone and never be able fuck those glorious Aryan girls again.

>>688224753
Son in Law
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>>688222292
Go to college, son.
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>>688219755
Nah go for it asian girls love being filled mine does
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The ones at the far east of Russia and in Mongolia are hot as fuck. They also are more curvy compared to Chinese, Korean, Japanese, etc.
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i have an asian gf she is great.. never gonna date a white girl or beaner girl again.
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>>688225154
I'm in college. Finishing in December, actually. I even started college in Korea, but still, no luck. My only hope is that I can live and work in Asia when I'm done here, but I want to do more than just date women once back there.
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>>688222292
Coastal cities
They're literally fucking everywhere
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They're high maintenance.
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does anyone know who this japanese cchick is?
apparently shes from tumblr or twitter idk
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>>688225378
this. especially in california
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i am a fat neckbeard going to japan for summer,
will i be able to find my love there /b/?
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>>688225447
she looks like my bro's mom lol fucking old ass lady trying to look loli ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1!!!!!
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>>688224495
probably just a jealous korean
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boons are better
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>>688225378
>be me
>be in landlocked city on the East Coast
Even when I've been to coastal cities, no avail.
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>>688219332
I am
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>>688225477
>688225342
NO
unless you get your ass in shape. Consitering how easy it is to get in shape, your saying alot about yourself. Maybe you can get some trash, but any Asian girl worth a damn will tell you to fuck off.
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>>688225477
Depends. Can you afford to buy expensive handbags?

Either way, no.
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>>688225477
No
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>>688221095
ur fucking gay lad
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>>688225036

Not in my experience. And even if some do bring their eastern values with them and manage to keep them, I can still count the number of Asians in this country on one fucking hand. I won't be dating any Asian cuties anytime soon.
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>>688221095
k
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>>688225477
nope
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>>688225087
It's actually a slur from WWII used in America as a derogatory insult towards Japanese people, so it's more than just an abbreviation.
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>>688225447
anohter pic
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>>688225408
I married a Korean. Precisely because they are the most low maintenance chicks I've met.

10 years into a marriage and still love fucking. Blow jobs are few and far between though.
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Do I fucking have to move to NA to get an asian gf? Fck Europe, it's a sinking ship anyway.
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>>688225915
well shit i guess i fucked up. hopefully she understands, i really like this girl
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>>688225781
Unfortunate. I met my wife at the university. Good girl, good values, little old school. Was actually I. Tianamen square when shit went down. Yes I'm an oldfag figuratively and literally.
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>>688225973
koreans as plastic as fuck though
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>>688225973
no way koreans are not low maint at all you fucking liar. they are the most gold diggerish ones of the bunch.. fuck you you made me rage.

The easiest and most chill asian girl in my experience as been this thai girl, she was great,

cooked food, sucked dick and was generally easy to go wherever with.
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>>688225477
>>688225667
Asian chicks hates fatties and beard.
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>>688226155
Explain it to her that you didn't know what it ment and apologize.
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>>688225973
You know why the bride smiles as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
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pussy is to fucking tight. Once I'm finally able to shove myself into a tight Asian fuck hole I have to go slow or I'll cum fast
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Married a Filipino. Counts.
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>>688226478
I was referring to the Japanese women's affection for high priced gifts, without putting out.
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>>688225447
another pic
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>>688226734
Get off her back
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>>688221223
That's a Thai tho
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>>688226777
no they don't, they are niggers.
ugly as fuck.. not clean or smart or cute

the total opposite of an asian girl almost.
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>>688225378
Seattle? I'm moving there in a bit.
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>>688221095
Reply
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>>688219332
Implying I'm not married to one of these goddess's
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>>688219332
Because I'm not dating anyone.
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>>688226954
Some, some though...
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>>688226155
tell her you did some research and found out the meaning of it, and didn't realize it before, and that you're super sorry if it offended her by mistake.
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>>688221095
damn
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white women age so much worse then asian.
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>>688219332
The Asian girls in my circle all have kids or are $1,000s in debt.
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currently dating a viet girl. joint bank account and her parents love me.
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>>688227303
sounds like you live i my town...
them asian girls all got used up when they were in their early 20's everyone wanted a piece of them.
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>>688227252
holy shit that's the face of someone twice her age
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>>688226375

It really is unfortunate because my yellow fever is still burning full force years after having moved here and I can't do shit about it. I do plan on moving abroad again at some point though, so maybe there's some hope for the future. Fuck if I know. Finding a decent woman is hard, regardless of their race.
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>>688219755
>black dude
>9 inches
>only fuck asians
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>>688219332
Caus Asains are expensive
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>>688226954
Miss Universe was from the Phillippines this year
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>>688221095
...
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>>688226780
I don't think that they would accept a high priced gifts from a stranger especially from foreigner, atleast those who I knew.
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>>688227609
lol me too hahaha
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>>688227676
miss universe is a political shit show.
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by the way, this is hot. First porn I watched from start to finish in years.

http://ruleporn.com/pretty-asian-girl-adores-when-her-boyfriend-fucks-her-from-behind/
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>>688224495

Not at all, it is actually a compliment that can be used in a number of ways. Like what up my Jap or It be dat Jap over dere.
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>>688228170
said no one ever.
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Because I'm dating a based eastern European beauty. U mad fags?
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-They're the most material.
-Every hot asian girls looks just like the last hot asian girl.
-They never speak unless spoken too.
-Very weak social interaction skills, lacking undestanding of common manners and social dynamic (Im going to sit here and laugh and smile but never say anything interesting while you do everything).
-A clear obsession with things like "Honor", "Losing Face", and "Traditional Values". This is troublesome because it means she is only concerned with how much money youre making, what specific Job you have and what social "Rank" you are within or outside of the work area.
-Obsession with what their parents think to the point of almost parental fear.
-A history of never putting out when the time is right.
-Religious
-Undoubtedly the most Herd-reliant people Ive ever met. You will never see an asian girl without 40 other asian girls. Asian friend exlained to me its because she felt less awkward and it gave them a sense of unity.
-Smell like fish? wtf?
-I never feel like im actually speaking with the "Real" girl. What I mean is thres always this Social-Barrier they put up when speaking to whites or others. When theyre approached by another asian they seem to lighten up and actually smile, eye contact, actual substance in coversation.

Tl;Dr >Asians are weird
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>>688228170
you must be black thats why you know nothing of asians cuz they hate niggers like most people do
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cause i'm an asperg
>college
>photography class
>8/10 Japanese girl needs a camera for class
>speak up and tell professor she can borrow my extra slr for the semester
>she is super grateful and starts sitting next to me
>become friends and flirt lightly over a weeks
>she up the flirting level more one day when she starts touching and poking me being cute
>next poke is aimed right at my crotch
>she touched my erect cock
>sit there in shock and do nothing cause asperg
>a few days later she steals my phone, guess she wanted to put her number in it
>violently rip it from her hand cause I didn't want her to see my lack of contacts
>gives me a look of disgust and with that, my chances with her and gone
>gives me back my camera and she drops out of the class
I never saw her again, she moved back to Japan. Had I not fucked up so much, who knows, we probably would've been a great couple, fallen in love, and I could be living in Japan right now living an incredible life.
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>>688221095
nigger
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>>688219332
Only Asian girls I would date...be worth the 20yr jail sentence
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>>688228170
"How To Fuck Up Your Dates With Japanese Girls"

Nicer version of chink
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>>688228485
Don't sweat it.

Lesson learned: Give out camera again to next hot grill. Don't act crazy. Get knob sucked on.
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>>688221095
kill yourself
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>>688228485
ya done goofed son
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>>688228485
Oh you penis.
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>>688228652
shit taste, Anon-kun.
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From experience i can tell you that asian women are top tier females.

Minimal drama
Minimal upkeep
Submissive
Thankful
Happy
Fun
Can be trained to love sex and they will do whatever you want whenever you want it.

Not fucking americanized asian women tho theyre just as bad as white girls
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>>688228652
>20yr jail sentence

They're legal age. Fuck you talking about.
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With all my heart I wish I could but I'm a beta fag
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>>688228652
a lot of 18 year old asians look like 14 year old white girls just fuck one of them
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>>688228779
>Update

The term is universal for Asian people, get your facts straight. I'll agree it is mostly slang but it is positive reinforcement. They will be amazed at your interpersonal skills!
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I have been dating only Japanese for about 8 years now; overall, they are better than the Americans, Koreans and Hong Kong girls I have dated. Every culture comes with ups and downs, but overall I prefer the Japanese girls
Maybe I am a bit biased since I was raised half in Japan and America and go back to visit Japan every year
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>>688221095
Ayy
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>>688221095
Get lynched faggot
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>>688228170
>what up my jap
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>>688219332

As an Asian male, I won't look to date Asian girls because, statistically speaking, they'll have one or the other of the following issues:
> they're clingy with their parents and will want them to move in. I have to deal with mine already.
> they're basic
> they're high-maintenance
> they have round facial structure with poorly defined facial bones
> they're a little too focused on ethnic identity, both in politics and in culture
> they sound retarded in bed (yes, I realize they don't have a monopoly on squeaking)

but most importantly:
> I want what's best for my kids, and being half-Asian is better than being fully Asian (ignoring Eliot Rodgers as an outlier)
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>>688219332
Married to one.
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>>688219332
lol I'm dating 2
may increase to 4 soon
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>>688219332
Well, i have 2 cats... soo..
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Been there, done that. Latinas are hotter
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>>688221095
kunt
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Because everyone in here's gay.
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>>688219332
I live in rural Alabama and there aren't any.
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because im proud of my heritage and i don't want to taint my white family with a rice niggers genetics
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>>688229905
then why aren't we dating Asian guys?
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>>688219332
Because I have an asian fuckbuddy
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>>688229141
fake as fuck, basement dweller

lemme tell you the real truth about Asian culture (true at least for China, Japan and to a lesser extent, Korea).

They don't believe in embarrassing their boyfriend in public and they will seem submissive to observers.

out of sight of the public, whole different fucking ballgame. Chalk "happy" and "fun" in there too. Not to say they all turn into bitter cunts the second you're out of sight but they will let you know when there's a problem.

But they still don't like direct embarrassment so they will rarely tell you what the problem is. they will just be very angry at you for weeks.

source:
D.C. area, tons of Asians here. Have never dated a FOB that wasn't like this. It's like they're all damn near bipolar but it's just the culture and what they saw from their parents.
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I would date one. But there are few in the country that I am studying atm. Sadly, it seems that asian women are the only ones I would like to settle with as the whites have become too slutty. From a European perspective ofc.
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>>688226954
False. Not sure which flips you looking at but not all are from the slums
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>>688229905
I'm not gay, I just like dick.
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>>688229345
Tbh, I've never had much conversation with Japanese girls only that I bang one.
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>>688230049
>have never dated them
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>>688229610
> Theyre basic

This is pretty much what I was trying to say. Yeah youre all pretty to look at but holy fuck I'd have more fun with a fuckin platypus at a flea market in detroit
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>>688230049
This guy knows what he's talking about. Confirmed.
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>>688229610
yep, all those ring true.

the ethnic identity is kinda bizarre too. there's a volleyball league here that unironically and unashamedly admits only Asians.

And a lot of Asian girls seem interested in dating white guys but when you see them out in town, they are in crowds of nothing but Asians. Maybe the one token white guy that's already dating one of them but for people who don't want to date asian men, they sure don't spend much effort mixing their peer group.

lotta people get a lot of wrong ideas about Asians from watching too much porn.
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>>688229819
pfft. yeah. until they turn 30. if you're lucky.
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>>688230068
Asian who live in Europe.

the good ones are those who mostly hang around to their own Ethnicity. they barely speaks to whites. dunno why. they're all traditional and loyal to their origins.
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>>688221095
Pff
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>>688221095
Everyone here's trying to be nonchalant about posting and here I am, openly obeying superstition.
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>>688231245
> traditional
> realizing youll never blow a load anywhere near her
> no blowjobs
> date for 42 months before you can make eye contact
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>>688231630
I cum on my asian gfs face all the time. Seems your just meeting shitty people, or talking out of your ass.
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>>688231386
I've never responded to that stupid image. Stop feeding the trolls. Your mom won't die I promise I see that shit everyday and mine's fine
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>>688221095
I guess I could
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>>688220275
Well I bet any girl you talk would say the same
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Coin slot eyes
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>>688231848
HAHAHAHAHAAHA

THATS RIGHT FUCK THAT NIGGER

Also ALL NIGGERS (not black people) BUT NIGGERS SHOULD DIE! MAKE IT A COMPETITION NIGGERS KILL EACH OTHER FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT AND WHOEVER IS STILL ALIVE AFTER EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD GETS A RAP DEAL!
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Because my Asian wife wouldn't approve
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IT'S PISS
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Me Chinese! Me play joke! Me put peepee in your Coke!!! :D
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>>688225036
lol my girlfriend is expected to marry a nice chinese boy but weirdly has been with me for a couple years. I hope I'm not just a stopgap...
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>>688227252
White women age at a normal rate their whole lives, Asian women do not. Asian women stop aging from age 15 to age 50. On their 51st birthday the rest of their aging takes place suddenly and they turn into the 300 year old jedi masters...
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>>688219332
Don't have the money
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>>688232561
make him to your cuck. piss on him to show dominance.
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>>688232561
Buck up marine, she fucks other white guys during your deployments too...
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>>688231630
lol, exaggerated but yeah
expect 3 actual months to get in her pants
and then good odds that all she will ever do is lay there like a dead fish
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>>688232561
You're just the nigger she's using to piss off her daddy, knock her up or it's over once he stops being mad about it.
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>>688233381
Fucked my Asian girl day 1. By being a man, and being direct. Try it.
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Tried to - went to a couple post-doc mixers with my female friend. All the Asians were pretty atrocious - but I ended meetings qt3.14 and we got married.

I had been trying to meet a petite Asian with phd but UW Madison didn't bring any hot ones in apparently
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I am. they love tall buff whiteys.

best part is when they see how big my dick is. never going back to asian guys after that
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>>688233597
Yeah, Asians don't eat cheese, you're screwed.
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>>688233381
Actually managed to get on with one on the 3rd date. She was an exchange student so it kind of changes things ofc. The fish part is half true as I just had to talk her into being more active.
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>>688233926
Put a finger in her ass, that always got them lazy Asian chicks movin when I was bangin them. Flip them over and get em up on all fours too, they will take no initiative.
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I am. That's why I'm broke
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10128089
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>>688219332
I am
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>>688219332
No asians in my school only hispanics, blacks and whites. Otherwise i would have asked an asian bitch out.
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>>688221095
Kill yourself
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>>688234370
Yeesh, that's a really bad ladyboi...also nigger.
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>>688234552
k
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>>688234370
WP. Pretty nice catch, maybe a 7-8
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>>688233497
might be dude
>>688233195
I read this in Prophet's voice
>>688233028
nono, not a concrete one, just in general. Idk if she is going to fuck off when she realizes she will never get the dream romantic wedding from me
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>>688221095
fuck you sheldon
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>>688234688
Man, go with this picture first and burn that other shit.
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I did date an Asian girl - they're so mentally fucked up that I had to go to Therapy after we broke up.
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>>688234765
Thanks bro. I got more pics if you want em.
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>>688234370
Good for you, anon san. How did you two meet?
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>>688234916
We met in college.
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>>688234916
We were both getting penis enlargements and we just started talking.
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>>688232096
Are you retarded?
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Cuz I can't spit game
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Because I'm asian but asian women have been conditioned to want whites only.
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>>688235012
One of the reasons I wish I lived in the US.
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>>688219332
I've dated about 3 since I was in highschool. Gotta love being white; perks asian girls like especially the desperate ones is your genes. White + Asian = Hot offspring. Just saying. Filipinas are the best and I think the easiest girls to court man. Judging by experience.
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>>688221540
Lmao
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>>688221095
Better not risk it
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>>688219332
i dont date i fuck
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Current wife, Korean. 1st wife half Chinese.
I kinda settled on Asians even though I've been around the world and have had pussy from just about every fucking country. Asians are submissive in bed.
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>>688235271
We graduated this year.
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No asians where I live, everyone is whiiiite.
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>>688235367
she looks in fear for her life.
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>>688235462
She looks like the aggressor to me.
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>>688235418
Lucky bastard, although it probly makes it tough to know who to hate.
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Don't asians have slanted vaginas? Always wanted to find out.
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>>688220275
It's not you anon, Asian chicks tend to choose one type or person and fixate on them like a fly. They differ then let's say white chicks who will fuck whoever they feel like that day.
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>>688235536
And you my friend looks like a nice black gentleman
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>>688233576
2nd generation and pillows don't count
we've been discussing fobs here
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>>688235418
No blacks? How long does it take to actually wear out a bike?
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I would but i live in bumfuck nowhere.
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>>688235744
not him.
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Because im a fat loser
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>>688220363
Blonde + asian = WIN
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>>688235367
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>>688228485
It never would've worked out faggot
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>>688236094
Nudes?
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Because I don't like brown uncut cocks on my girls
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>>688219332
I am. Problem is that I want to have every Asian girl is see. Especially when they are wearing yoga pants.
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>>688236063
Nah. Asians with black hair is cuter desu
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>>688236094
And you took her for chicken, what a fucking surprise Jamal, you guys plannin to rob a liquor store later while wearin some oversized NBA apparel too?
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>>688235762
She is a FOB
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>>688236402
You think she's cute?
How would you rate her?
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I did but she was crazy and not hot enough to deal with that
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>>688221095
I hate u
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>>688236700
4/10 but I gave her an extra point for packing her own lunch.
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>>688236700
8/10. Very cute. Does she have a nice body?
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>>688236700

4/10
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>>688236576
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>>688236715
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>>688236700
6.5/10
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>>688236940
She would have let me fuck her sideways but I wasn't even interested
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>>688237096
Is that Margaret Cho?
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>>688236862
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>>688237096
Just fucked her once and started ignoring her. I hated the whole making faces and funny noises shit that she did.
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>>688236862
.
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>>688237194
Looks like she has no tits. is she a good gf?
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>>688237385
Yep.
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>>688237192
No. Ling ling (Lilian) Zhou
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>>688237470
Then marry her. Good gfs are hard to find.
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Anyone got any advice on how to crack a foreign asian student?
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>>688237470
Can she make a #3 no MSG, white rice, and extra sprouts?
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>>688237655
Damn
Dat ass
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>>688237673
what do you mean? get them to fuck?
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>>688219332
small titties
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>>688237618
I want to

>>688237772
You damn right.
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>>688237811
yup. If we're already and she may like me
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>>688237802
>>688237655
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