Faces of /b/ thread
Post your face and we rate you
Bonus points for virgins who feel insecure
>>688196909
I would shagg you
>>688197144
Shave please
>>688197326
Solid 4/10
>>688197300
Okay stay ugly then
>>688197326
7-8/10 Are you a virgin?
I suppose
>>688197300
The gigs up
>>688197949
I don't get it.
>>688197778
What is that on your finger?
>>688198266
Smirfnoff espresso
>>688198429
Underage b&
this is me i swear
Rate me
>>688199818
average.
>>688199559
I believe you
>>688199818
Mexican assassin
Me
I just turned 18
>>688200109
off by one :/
>>688200109
Why assassin
>>688196086
Fuck it, rate me then...
>>688200494
No idea why it rotated, guess you'll have to live with it...
>>688200247
Idubbz/10
R8 me pls
>>688200494
You look good but IDK if you are a very feminine man or a woman
Fuck if a man is going to have long hair at least grow a beard or a moustache
R8 me /b/ do your worst.
>>688201089
>>688200494
I was about to say that
You look very feminine , could make a fairly decent trap
>>688201161
with that nose ring you truly have completed metamorphosis into a cow.
>Nigger
>>688201089
I had just shaved, I grow facial hair really patchily, so I usually just get rid of it to save trouble.
I had a beard for a while, but I just looked like a hippy to be honest.
My eyes are probably my only redeeming quality, and my face shape, but even those have their bad days.
I look feminine as fuck for a man, but it works a charm with the fairer sex...
>>688201161
6/10 we might be able to work a higher score out if you show tits
>>688201643
Would ride dick/10
>>688200990
Tried that at a festival once, pretty sure I passed out for a while before waking up in some stranger's tent...
Decent flavour though.
>>688201617
At least grow your patchy beard to look like a man
Or cut that hair
>>688197778
Hva faen, Harald?
>>688201617
I think you are in the right direction , just need some work .
>>688196086
R8 pliz
>>688199818
You Goya bean-eating, fifteen in a car, thirty in an apartment, pointed shoes, red-wearing, Menudo, mire-mire Puerto Rican cocksucker. Yeah, you!
>>688201923
we arent allowed to light them indoors on campus unfortunately but it was a good ol pic
>>688201951
>>688202411
Current growth.
Sorry about looking like shit otherwise, I'm currently studying for exams, so no time for personal hygiene...
>>688197144
>>688202583
Shame, great story for the grandkids...
rate me guys
10/10
>>688202894
At least now I can say that you are a man
But seriously being a neckbeard is better than look like the opposite sex
>>688203098
oh trust me mate ive got plenty of stories to tell the grandkids. Reading festival this year too gunna get pilly con carne
>>688203078
kekd
>>688202544
6.5/10
>>688203554
i droped the soap/10
>>688203295
Fuuuck wish I could go...
Stuck in this lovely shithole we call Ireland, going to minor hippy-centric festivals to smoke shit weed and finger 5/10's...
pic related.
>>688203790
skeleton
This is totally me I swear
>>688203790
This nigga a skeleton AND a ninja...
>Scorpion
>>688198429
hey man nice aviators. Are they the original 100% UV protective ones or did you get them custom made for pussy-repellent?
>Nice headphones, I hope your mom's ass not being able to sit for 2 weeks after all the cock she had to take to pay for those was worth it.
>>688200321
>I'd shoot up with you
>>688205367
7/10
Get fit and is a solid 10/10
>>688203554
me taking a shit
>>688196086
whats up faggots
>>688205367
Wagwan sexy, man wanna see dat dick eh? Booyakasha eyrie man, me think that real good bwah...
>>688205723
>>688205754
wanker/10
Hai /b/
>>688205754
Would punch in the fucking face/10
>>688196086
Rate me.
when i got plenty of booty but no groceries.
I'm not really sure where I should be looking when I take a pic
I think I'll just buy one of those squared fuckboi sunglasses to take pic with it
>>688206148
That's a 9.
But give me timestamp to be sure it's you.
>>688206148
God damn it. You promised to leave that bitch face at home.
>>688206148
Ahoy Ahoy
>>688206350
If you shave the moustache part of your facial hair, you're on the right track.
Possibly invest in some more colourful glasses, and you're good to go.
>>688206350
sleep more
>>688206547
When ?
>>688206445
Not really
I'm always here
>>688206601
>>688206601
>>688206350
Where are you from?
>>688206276
8/10
Are you a virgin?
>>688206911
Spain
Rate?
Hail Travelers!
>>688203078
rare pepe saved
>>688207278
Pic Related
>>688206860
What? Take a photo of yourself with a post it note or something, with today's date, to prove you aren't some neckbeard fuck who's got someone's selfies.
Sup.
>>688207159
>>688207159
>>688206601
>>688206883
>>688205885
>>688205723
>>688203554
>>688196086
>>688207159
>they are gathering
>>688207278
Heil
>>688207560
>>688207575
>>688207525
Woah that's an ultra ULTRA rare anders
Saved
>>688207433
you'd be 4/10 without that beard.
But the Ted mosby works ok for you.
So 5/10
what are dubs
>>688205754
This even you though?
>>688207884
Something you didn't get alas
German/10?
>>688207472
Not today.
>>688204369
Age?
>>688208024
Well then. Fuck off neckbeard nobodies falling for this shit.
>>688205754
you look like my mother
>>688207489
No r8's m8's?
I feel left out.
>>688208117
>>688208024
I concur you fucking waste of oxygen.
>>688196086
>>688203554
>>688205723
>>688205885
>>688206601
>>688206883
>>688207159
>>688207525
>>688207745
totally zozzle'd/10
>>688207884
So, I'm just curious, how far into the future can you see with that 3rd eye thats growing on your forehead?
>electric toothbrush on desk
>ridiculous tooth necklace
>>688208009
off by one
almost, dutchfag
Hey
>>688208507
vote Geert
>>688208368
We're waiting for you
>>688200876
Whatever glows floats your boat #g4amerdud3
>>688207870
apprciate it1 that was 4 years ago. May i haz rating on current? Pic is with brother.
>>688208517
>No timestamp
Try again.
I swear women get dumber by the damn day.
>>688208484
it's not actually my toothbrush, it's my roommate's
tooth necklace gets the pussy juices flowing
>>688200494
I kind of want to cum on your face yet I know you have a penis
>>688208619
Still 6/10. I like your jaw, but you gotta take better care of your skin mate, and use a beard conditioner, it will make it look less greasy/thicken it.
>>688208024
Do u have to poop?
>>688208619
no. just shave that shit you call a beard. looks like a highschooler trying to grow one.
>>688208835
why you gotta be so rude
>>688208517
>this fucking faggot again
same one for the past week I think
>>688197778
>>688208878
Appreciate it. Will do both!
>>688208517
Sverige. Hvor mange ganger har du blitt voldtatt?
>>688208517
You're a trap and a really bad one
>>688209351
>that slender arm
jesus christ bro
>>688208758
yea but the "pussy juices" should have graduated middle school> What your calling "pussy juice" is medically known as "Urine"
I actually managed to get a pic with Paris Hilton at a club.
>>688207489
Nobodies gonna rate? Maaan my self esteem is derived from anonymous internet board users opinions of me.
>>688209616
Post your pic with Chloe you faggot
>>688209350
Took it yesterday tho you can see the date in the file name
>>688208692
Eh fine but my selfies get mirrored
>>688209556
autism alert
>>688209616
alpha as fuck
>>688209489
10/10 You look like a handsome president.
>>688209659
This is a website for whites only
>>688206055
>>688206173
Hahahaha it looks like you had a rough time on highschool
>>688207938
Yep, thats me
>>688208311
kek why?
Double bonus, I'm a insecure faggot virgin
>>688209489
Meme for sociopathic /pol/acks
>>688209659
"say thank you"
wtf? what does that even mean
>>688209780
fairly androgynous/10 but I'd hook up w/ you either way for what it's worth
>>688196086
save yourself some time, I've already heard all the ginger jokes.
>>688210054
maybe dress as though you were a straight man?
>>688210077
7/10 you look like a nice guy
>>688209475
You could be a 9/10 easy. Keep it up.
>>688210054
You look like a ugly faggot
4/10
>>688210065
be polite nigga
>>688209659
>dat jaw line
dude I'm putting all my bets on you. At what time is your stand off with Angelina? I know nothing is breaking that mutant jaw bone
>>688209659
You will get a lot of shit from people here
They have nothing else to be pride of besides their skin colour
>>688210054
Fix your posture man. I can see you probably have scoliosis from this picture alone.
>>688210065
I'm going out on a limb here, but i think it means say thank you.
>>688209894
ethnicity? also, a timestamped pic would be appreciated
>>688210054
You're insecure and a virgin because you have stupid hair.
>>688206860
The time you said you'd stop studying architecture. Remember because your trite and unoriginal?
>>688210227
>you look like a ugly faggot
>be polite nigga
>>688210077
Fader vår, du som er i himmelen. La ditt navn holdes hellig. La ditt rike komme. La din vilje skje på jorden som i himmelen. Gi oss i dag vårt daglige brød. Forlat oss vår skyld, som vi og forlater våre skyldnere. Led oss ikke inn i fristelse! Men frels oss fra det onde. For riket er ditt, og makten og æren i evighet.
Aaaa-aaaaaa-men.
>>688210189
cheers friend
>>688205754
>>688209894
sorry, but a quick reverse image search suggests you might've ripped that photo off of someone's social media account
>>688196086
I get more beaver than the hoover dam
>>688209659
Strong jawline bro. You should do MMA
Rate me plz
https://www.instagram.com/xokirstysky/
>>688210774
Useless faggot
>>688210509
>reverse searching
U a stalker? U fell in luv with him ?
>>688210458
wat
>>688196086
AHHHHHHH MY FUCKING BALLS HURT AND I DONT WANNA GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
>>688210907
I didn't want to post it
>>688210711
Thats not u faggot I've seen that guys facebook posts
Hope my face doesnt look to cocky
I haven't never tried smiling before.
>>688211077
Yes
>>688210907
who are you neymar or chloe
R8
>>688211085
hush
>>688210429
Well I graduated last week tbqh
>>688211207
I'm both and none at same time
>>688211045
Just assumed you were a norwegian christian.
>>688211301
Wtf are you 5'2" or anything like that
You look small as fuck
>>688210987
No, just a suspicious anon who likes catching out impostors
be me
>>688211301
post your penis. additionally, although you may have posted this pic because it's particularly flattering you actually don't look ugly here
>>688211077
Show your face
>>688211133
No sir
>>688211150
Looks forced
>>688211446
I'm 5'10
>>688211406
nah bro, atheist Dutch guy actually.
>>688210711
hey man I know that's not you posting, but fuck. I really hope you get good at math or something man. Become a doctor or something. Good luck in life man
Pls r8 gr8 m8
>>688211650
Yeah you are small as fuck
I had a girlfriend taller than you
You're short that's why you can fuck any girl
Any other question ?
>>688211692
>2016
>fell for the atheist meme
>>688197326
>mfw people are believing you
>>688211741
Is that a pillow in her pants?
>>688211741
BearMyChildNao/10
>>688208878
>>688209253
This Thread helped me realize my regression as an otaku. Gonna shape up. thanks /b/
>>688205754
why are you pretending to be this guy? not judging just wondering
>>688204882
Kek
rate me
>>688210379
mexican
>>688210509
well, trust me thats me
>>688211753
Now this manlet bullshit starts again
Fuck off man
>>688211508
shit tier beard/10
>>688206440
Can I get a rate or anything like that
>>688212136
Pedo greasy hair/10
>>688212203
butthurt manlet detected
Alright.
>>688212035
dude, trust me thats me look at this
>>688212190
>>688211848
only a matter of time before I succumb to state mandated Islamism as not to offend our new refugee overlords..
>>688211741
wow leaving a crooked painting in the bathroom. I would have to look at that daily 3/10
>>688212136
I would party with you you're sexy and I like ninjas
>>688208024
Gtfo i get Angry when i See those jewish muslim sandnigger goat rimjob giver eyes
>>688212246
10/10 ready for gas chamber...
hello guys
>>688212431
I'm a jew now
Nice
That's a big steep up from being called a poo in loo
>>688212305
My god...it's real...
>>688212456
Poor man's skarsgard
with my gf because you don't have to be autistic to be on 4chan
>>688212618
You both are ugly 5/10
>>688206350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTIAS1ZisVI
>>688212305
Are you holding in a shite
>>688212136
A-a-are you an elf, anon?? Those fucking pointy ears...
>>688212751
You Goya bean-eating, fifteen in a car, thirty in an apartment, pointed shoes, red-wearing, Menudo, mire-mire Puerto Rican cocksucker. Yeah, you!
>>688212618
You look like a closed bible
Can I haz the R8 boss?
>>688212417
On my way /out/
>>688212190
you from mexico proper? not who you linked to btw
hi again
>>688212136
you look like a dragon age character. Elf specifically, you dalish knife ear
>>688212190
Oh, sorry for the doubts then.
Rate?
Can't believe this is a fucking zozzle thread and all you faggots have taken it seriously.
>>688212803
Thanks, now I'm thoroughly reminded of how single I am... Nice bod tho.
>>688212136
I'm not an elf.
