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Sister took ambien. She's out cold. What do?

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Sister took ambien. She's out cold. What do?
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>>688187185
lets see her ass, try something with her m8
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Timestamp
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Touch the little dungeon and take a photo, I don't believe you.
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>>688187185
Timestamp first nigger.
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>>688187185
cohf
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>>688187185
timestamp nig
with sister in background finger in nose
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>>688187537
reroll
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Invite your enemy over for touchy sucky fun time, secretly film, ???, PRISON
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dick on lips
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>>688187185
rape her and post pics
but first >>688187406
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>>688187809
reroll
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>>688187375
>>688187406
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>>688187809
do it
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>>688187954
one off fuck
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Sex her
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>>688187890
dont block her ass out of the pic m8
looks like it might be hard to get to but if shes out take off those panties
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>>688187890
Dick on lips, more ass, and tits
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>>688187809
it has to be floppy
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>>688187185
Castrate yourself and leave your penis on her forehead.
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>>688187890
CO?
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dick in nostril
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strip her naked, fuck her in the pussy
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lets see some tits, let the wbms roll!
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Pull out your dick and put it on her lips
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Take off her panties and take a picture of her pussy
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Tits
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>>688188390
Put dick between ass cheeks
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>>688188229
Montana
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>>688188390
pull her shorts down and show her puss puss
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>>688188390
cum on her shorts op. it's the only way.
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Butthole
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pull down panties and take pic of pussy
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Cum on her face
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>>688188390
Place dick in her fingers or on her face
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Lick her toes
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(っ◔◡◔)っ smh this is why we need feminism
btw, thread reported.
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>>688188519
if i dont get dubs im fuckin out of here
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>>688188519
Second that
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>>688188720
8)
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>>688187185

Cum on her face
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Put dick on her feet
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dubs and sharpie in the pooper
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Put your dick in her mouth
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>>688188720
who the fuck let you out of the kitchen?
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take off the panties /b/ro lets see that vag
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cohf!
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>>688188390
put her shorts down and finger her ass
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>>688188519
Roll
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Surgically attach two penises to her nipples and proceed to duct tape them into her armpits. Congrats you're done
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>>688188844
tripdubs

do it op
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Panties down, and spread. Or, dick on face.
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Clean her room, and give it a good vacuuming.
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>>688188720
We got us a whiteKnight lol
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>688188879
What?
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spread her cheeks, and show her chocolate rosebud
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Tits look nice, show 'em.
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Dont touch her she will wake up and its over for you,this aint no porn film . but do creep on her with more pics...get close eniugh to smell her. Ass and pussy. Tell us how ut smells
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FUCK SAKE OP DO SOMETHING
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ass pics plz :3
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>>688188720
Kill yourself you fagget
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>>688188720
Feminism would be a female drugging a male and posting the same kind of pics = equality
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dick on lips
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>>688188997

Or just some feminist bastard in general. No need to put whiteknights at the same level as femishits.
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>>688188720
Go back to tumblr faggot.
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>>688189088
>>688189055
GOT EEM
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>>688188997
To be this autistic
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This has potential
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Show us her dirty panties
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>>688188720
suck a dick nigger
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>>688187890
>ambien
Dude,clean that finger nails ffs
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I got a feeling this is gonna get fuckin crazy
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>not sniffing her feet

What are you, a faggot?
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>>688188720
nice troll
here's your
(You)
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>>688188720
YOU DO KNOW WHAT /B/ IS RIGHT?!
fuck you ill yell as much as i want too.
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>>688188519
What he said
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/thread
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>>688188720
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>>688188390
more feet
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>>688189394
Op hasn't Posted in 6 minutes. So no. Threads dead
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ffs just post something
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>>688188390
Tongue on/in butt
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>>688189018
cum on her face
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Do this OP
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He could be fucking her
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>>688188720
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>>688189592
Ssshhh patience
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>>688189723
or taking off her clothes
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Let's see those tits
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OP you let your B/ros down
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Op is a fag
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>>688189859
all i caremaboot
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Make it fast, and sexy
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You guys are sick. This is rape, its illegal
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I'll take it from here
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>>688190060
moar
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>>688189943
Right? Sleeping girls are my fetish
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>>688188720

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
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>>688190050
You're ilegal, shut up.>>688189967
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>>688190060
Rest dick on buttcheek
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>>688190060
spreeeead cheeks
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>>688190060
put a finger in her ass
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>>688190197
Wtf is wrong with u I'll report
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>>688189394
Lol yeah>>688190050
Faggot detected
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That's not your sister, more then likely your GF or wife.
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>>688190060
call your mother and tell her you love her
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dick between tits
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>>688190050
I agree, but this is 4chan, the cesspit of the internet. If it matters that much, report it to the fbi or whatever.
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>>688190289
stfu nigger. back to /r9k/.
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>>688190289
I'll deport you.
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>>688190355
checked
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>>688190329
>implying OP isnt a faggot
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H
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>>688190060
spread the cheeks OP ^.^
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>>688190060
oh shit, spread her pussy and asshole
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>>688187185
justget her naked and take a pic
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Just strip fgt
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Just give us nudes so we can leave
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that seems a situation to dream about
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>>688190289
Are you stupid? Where du you think you are?
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>implying that's just not some whore you hired to pretend like she's sleeping
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Op is slow as fuck
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>>688190050
>>688190289
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:3
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>>688188844
Your obligated now
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Fuck her right in the pussy
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>>688187185
Show feet
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>>688190584
This..
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>>688190770
you're*
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>>688190584
>>688188844


these
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OP HERE

Fuck guys she woke up and caught me holy shit what do I do
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>>688188844
Trip dub combo demands the truth op
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>>688191113
If real, you're fucked.
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>>688191113
Lolololo top kek
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>>688190847
You're*
Forgot the capital Y, next time do it right.
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>>688191113
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>>688191113
ask her if she's ever thought of you as more than just her brother
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>>688191113
Say I was turned on by that fat ass
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She reminds me of my ex's ass, used to finger her butthole when she was asleep almost weekly

Shit was cash
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>>688191113
show her who's the boss
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>>688191113
Just be fucked OP, or kill yourself.
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>>688191113 RAPE HER OP HURRY AND FINISH
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>>688191113
Bullshit, you wouldn't still be on here if this were true. OP thou art not!
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just stick it in her puss
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>>688190847
You're a cunt.

Did I use it correctly that time you guttersnipe?
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>>688191113
Admit that you were going to rape her at the request of strangers on the internet and hope she doesn't call the fucking police?

And kill yourself.
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>>688191113
Quick! Do the Helicopter dick!
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>>688191113
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>>688191261
lmaooooooo
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>>688191113
Fuck it, go for the gold
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only put the tip in her ass
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>>688191113
>She woke up and caught me taking pics of her naked ass so now I'm sat here on my phone shitposting on /b/ while she sits patiently waiting for me to divert my attention back to her

Kill yourself
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>>688190820
fuck her feet lol xD you fucking freak
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>>688191414
Add DWLKermit
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>>688191113
Fucking liar, you won't deliver and are using this as an excuse
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This is ops wife. No proof of it ever being his sister.
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cock in puss puss
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>>688191113
She caught you while you were doing what kind of shit ?
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What a shit thread

Remember, OP never delivers
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>>688191639
tits or gtfo
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>>688191765
Autism
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>>688191535
Kill yourself XD
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>>688191677
winrar
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>>688191832
gay
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>>688191414
Add Thee_Booty_Warrior
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>>688191113
if real, good luck in jail faggot
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Not ops sister this thread is faggitry.
OP save the thread by posting nudes of your wife or gf.
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>>688191198
>>688191224
>>688191233
>>688191261
>>688191294
>>688191303
>>688191306
>>688191312
>>688191313
>>688191324
>>688191329
>>688191332
>>688191350
>>688191532
>>688191627
>>688191689
I was messing around with her underwear with one hand and the phone in the other. Then she just suddenly turned around and saw me while my dick was out
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OP here. That other guy is full of shit. She did move which freaked me out. Going back in.
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>>688192040
Pics or it didn't happen
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Let her sleep
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>>688192040
gonna need some proof of her awake faggot
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Cucked by op
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>>688192115
do eet
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>>688192040
>>688192115
Who is real?
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>>688192040
Lost, kill yourself op
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This is why we need a way to tell who is OP and who isn't of course by the OP's wishes
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RIP OP
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>>688192040
should've slipped your finger into her gash while you had the chance.
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>>688192188
this
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i miss the times when we had the ID's.
I miss that faggot Heaven
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>>688192115
if you're the real OP, stick a finger in her ass.
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Post soles pls
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>>688192040
Offer to get her some water to help her calm down. More ambien this time and start over.
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>>688190050
its only rape if they complain!!!
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>>688192040
>on ambien
>suddenly turned around
BULLSHIT
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>>688192151
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EXCUSE BAD ENGLISH BUT RELAX PENIS ON BUTTHOLE SURFACE???
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>>688192390
>I miss that faggot Heaven
more info?
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OP here.
Just ran from the house. Deal with her shit tonight
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>>688192813
newfag detected.
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>>688192571
it's not rape if you shout "surpriseeeeeeeee"
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>>688192813
idk but this guy heaven always insulted me :(
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>>688192813
more info, he misses the faggot with the ID heaven. come on bro use your brain you fucking newfag
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>>688192643
>on /b/

Bullshit.
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>>688192934
smart guy ^^
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>>688192540
I'm not sure if she realised what was happening as she had this drowsy look on her face and she was just mumbling. I'm hiding in my room. Not going back into her's
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>>688192969
its not 2004 if its 2016
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>>688192934
Nice work, detective.
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We're does one find ambien even been trying to get some lol
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>>688193064
take a video of you masturbating and cumming into a watermelon for proof that she woke up, otherwise I don't believe you
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>>688193064
youre golden bro just go cuddle
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>>688193040
i am not getting payed to do it. So no...
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>>688193040
What ID do you mean? I don't really undestand xD
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>>688193064
Just go back into her room and fuck her in the ass
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>>688193064
She could be confusing you with dream images. Take a breather and collect yourself before heading back in. Next time if she wakes up, have a question prepared so she thinks you came in immediately to ask her something.
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>>688193064
>hiding
>implying she doesn't know exactly where you are
>implying you are OP
>implying even if you are OP that you aren't full of shit

Nothing to see here, kids.
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>>688191113
Jam your dick in her mouth so she can't tell anyone…

Oh wait…

Umm…

Ur fkd anon
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>>688193237
Kys "xD fag"
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reveal her pussy
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>>688193138
now i am an old fag?
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>>688193237
fucking idiot newfag. gtfo or an hero
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>>688193229
this tbh

we need proof
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>>688193237
Get out newfag
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>>688193308
I've done the exact same thing before... Fellow sleepcreeper detected.
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It's not real. It's Op's whore girlfriend. He gets off on cuck, rape and incest, so he drugged her, or asked her to play dead to live out his beta power fantasy, and get off on cucking himself "out of love" for his woman, while be jizz all over the whore's pictures
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>>688193387
>Kys "xD fag"
bored
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>>688193455
>gtfo or an hero
what?
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>>688193533
this
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rest dick on face
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>>688193455
XD WHAAT ? Such a stupid gun who uses that :D
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this thread is my fetish
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>>688193641
baiting this hard
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>>688193474
i will call spidy. Be careful
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>>688193410
if you want to be
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>>688193700
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>>688193641
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>>688187185
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>>688193747
still dont get it
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>>688193366
I'm just gonna play vidya and pretend like nothing happened in case she woke up
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>>688193784
thank you papa
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>>688193876
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
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>>688193972
It means "fuck off"
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>>688193972
Not going to spoon feed you faggot.
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Show pussy op
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>>688193884
is it good? i never visited. Is this the place they told you about 4chan?
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>>688194124
ex deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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this thread is cancer
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>>688194173
what? the "an hero" or the "baiting this hard"? what?
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USE HER ASS TO GIVE YOURSELF AN ASSJOB.
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>>688190623
Dude, that's more fucked up than if he's actually creeping on his sister.
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>>688188776
This
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>>688194389
Lurk moar.
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>>688194389
Both, now fuck off
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>>688194328
this
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>>688194186
"spoon feed"? REALLY?
I'm proud for my English with you.

"Spoon feed", slug ghetto gangsta?
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>>688194328
everytime
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thread is shit more photos OP
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zolpidem
>this shit makes you fall asleep.
>When asleep it will not be more difficult than usual to wake you up.
>Therefore you are at high risk of waking her up.
>fucking stop.
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>>688194781
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>>688194658
Or, OR now bear with me here cause I'm going to throw out a crazy concept. Autocorrect.

>being this mad
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>>688194658
Spoon feet? Don't know what that is, but FEET THREAD!
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>>688194596
Ok time for google translate
Lurk = ambus
"ambus more" ? .....
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>>688194627
I WANT TO LEARN. SO you will explain to me or i will NOT going to fuck off
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I think op left to handle business last pic was of him saying ill take it from here on sis bare ass...
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>>688195056
ouch
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>>688195192
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>>688195192
Oh shit ok... pls don't kill me!
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>>688195192
Bait is the stuff used to catch wild animals, newfag is a faggot that is new. An hero is when you're a hero.
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>>688194968
Jesus
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>>688195402
WAS IT THAT HARD?
THANK YOU SIR
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lmao at all the newfags on .5chan. fucking retards
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