Here's my epic story about a beta friend of mine nicknamed taste who lost everything just to get with a girl he never knew.
>be freshman in highschool, never had too many friends, but at this point I had around 8 semi-close pals.
>one day this beta swine named Tase starts sitting with us
>try to test the waters with his sense of humor, etc.
>me and him don't become super huge friends, but I make him laugh often.
>he's an alright guy, but is an easily enraged basement dweller who also laughs at anything. ANYTHING.
>he is somewhat accepted into our group, mostly because every day at lunch he goes off campus, buys a pizza and brings it to our table in the cafeteria.
>Starts favoring some of us more than others.
>two girls in our clan, one named Haley.
>Tase, being the most beta creature known to man, without even getting to know her, sets his heart on winning over Haley.
>on his journey he will go to extreme measures to win a girl he doesn't even know.
>I'm here to tell you all about it.
CONT?
Cont
Bamp
>>688094326
Ok, at least I have you backing up the thread.
>>688093964
OP is underage
>picture is recent, look at the other clay right next to it.
Continue...
>Tase starts to bribe us into being his friend more by bringing cards against humanity.
>whenever he's card czar he makes sure he pretends to laugh at haleys card, saying the better ones are "too obvious and unoriginal"
>we get bored of cards against humanity, his influence dwindles.
>he keeps bringing food, but now always makes sure Haley gets first pick
>it's obvious to all of us what's happening.
>it's not too bad now, but I know it will get worse soon
>>688095455
This was the worst fucking story ever. Thats all you had for us? Fuckin b8
>>688095774
It goes on
>>688093964
what is this supposed to be anyway? kinda looks like a frog
>Tase tries talking to Haley, or at least does what he thinks is small talk
>he’ll make a forced cringeworthy dad joke to her sometimes, and she never even pretends to laugh
>on the sidelines of this I start to steal pot from my parents, and smoke it.
>I don't like it too much, but something compels me to keep going.
>smoke a bowl every Saturday night
>back at school, Tase starts to act surprised when he picks haleys card in cards against humanity
>”wish I was funny as you, man. Sorry guys, she's too good at this!”
>he is revealed to be an evangelical Christian at heart and gets mad when peoples cards make fun of Jesus.
>I and another one of my friends start getting annoyed with Tase
>we begin to plan a scheme
Cont?
>>688096862
dont worry about asking to continue.. just keep going.
>has interest
>>688096862
Don't say "Cont?" you fucking nigger you're too deep in the story to back out now so you might as well finish it without asking for our consent
Ill only continue as long as you want me to.
bbbbbump
>>688097234
Well we want you to
Yes continue you fag
pls cont
im in too deep
>>688096862
>I stick up for Tase, telling my friends that Jesus is cool
>Tase loses interest in Haley, focuses on me
>The feeling slowly become mutual
>Make plans to get married after graduation
>4 years later, he makes me so happy.
>We plan to have Tase over for a game of DnD.
>Haley is DM
>started smoking Sunday night too
>try to convince Haley to make the hardest game possible to destroy Tase's character
>high while explaining, so it isn't too clear.
>Tase's character is an assassin, and he claims that in his old DnD group he was legendary.
>my plan was to get Haley to take advantage of this, by putting a bounty on his character's head so then every NPC would try and capture/kill him.
>doesn't go as planned due to horrible stoned explanation, and Haley being too nice.
>she just has characters mention legends they've heard of him.
>Tase throroughly enjoys the three hour session.
>Tase leaves first after game
>as Haley what she's gonna do now
>she says she'll be upfront with him tomorrow at lunch
ohh yes
How are we feeling?
Cont
>>688098582
Go on
>>688098225
>spiler-- Haley's a guy
girls dont play dnd
>>688098878
or the whole group is disgusting as fuck including op
>ask what she means
>"well, he isn't mean or anything, and he'll still be my friend. Maybe that's all he wants."
>as I walk home I remember how angry Tase can get over the smallest things
>literally when a hair got in his mouth he slammed it into the garbage, red-faced.
>still kinda high and decide not to turn around and go back to tell Haley.
>I'm sure he'll be fine, and if he isn't I'll get him to calm down.
>Tase calls me that night, to my surprise.
>I always give my number to friends, but they rarely call
>Tase actually tells me he likes Haley, and asks if he can get advice.
>Tase says he plans to be more direct and friendly to her.
>he says he wants to be besties with her, then to maybe sneak in some shit where he acts sexy and cute near her.
>dude is almost as much of a ham beast as me, decide not to tell Haley because I can't wait to watch this play out.
Cont faggot
I'll be gone for like three mins, keep the thread going
>>688099087
>>dude is almost as much of a ham beast as me,
nailed it
cont
>>688100471
fuck
(´･ω･`)
>>688100471
Jesus Christ, is that a whole head?
Back, about to start writing continuation
>>688101080
i tought it was a skin-coloured prolapse lul
waiting for taste to go mental
is op still around or leaving us on a cliffhanger?
Wheres the rest of the story motherfcker
apparently typing
What kind of name is tase??
Bye OP. Learn to greentext
where the fuck are you?
waiting...
Waiting fag
>wait patiently for Tase to come to our table at lunch
>when he doesn't show up after ten minutes, I ask one of my friends where he is.
>they say he's hanging out with his other friends today
>he has other friends? What the fuck?
>see Tase hanging out two tables away with a mix of popular kids and their sycophants.
>pissed that he isn't talking to Haley
>next day he sits at our table with three of the most fucked looking nerds from that table
>one has a witch hat on, one looks like autistic kid who only plays Pokemon, and last one is a redneck who looks like he sleeps in a chicken coop.
>I think that either they're with him to back him up in case he gets shut down, or to make him look better (even though they're the same breed of beta as him)
>he hits it off with a pun about the food Haleys eating.
>Haley pretends to laugh, maybe to soften the blow.
>"so, speaking of (insert whatever food she was eating), wanna go see a movie with me this weekend? I can buy you something in the lobby..."
>"Tase, I think you're sweet, but that really isn't how I fly"
>Tase is oblivious at first, and so are the three little fags he brought along
>she has to basically spell it out to him
will continue
Bumping during wait.
im fucking waiting, type faster you fuck
bomp
OP, Heres a protip:
TYPE THIS SHIT OUT BEFOREHAND AND COPY PASTE.
Fuckin Pleb, Im here Jacking it off to your story and I cant fuckin finish cause you're typing at 12 wpm. Hurry the fuck up.
>>688103100
agreed, im new fag and i know this
>>688102748
This is great
>>688103100
lols
but thats a handy tip mang
>>688103208
Well, at least you admit it.
>>688103100
were all nefag here and we know it
>>688103208
gtfo or lurk more
Op don't leave use hanging here you fuck
cmon op
>>688103100
i lol'd
>>688103100
This, im losing my boner
>Tase surprisingly takes it well
>while she told him, I was thinking "rip Tase", but no.
>Even though he doesn't cry, he argues with her a bit
>says some of the biggest face palm things I've ever heard
>says shit like "then who's gonna be your first boyfriend?" "Who will you get to kiss you now?"
>when his band of leaches try to get savage on her Tase has them back off
>after she says she's done talking to him he solemnly walks off
>I could swear one of the tards patted him on the back
>that night he calls me again
>I got high that night so I was slurring and spacing out
>he says he'll try again because she doesn't know how much he wants her
>brings up some pseudo science about how mates in nature work, and how aggressive males get many a female
>Don't know what he means, too high
>smoke again later that night, miss school the next day because high.
>the day after that I go in, and sit with everyone. Tase is trying to teach one of my friends to play Yugioh.
>he is a total asshole to them, and purposely gives vague explanations on the rules so his smug ass can say they're playing wrong.
>at one point when they play victory dragon they say he should dig his own grave, but he'd get tired because the hole needs to be big
>in a rehearsed way, he stands up for a confrontation
>>688096862
pics of girl or gtfo
you fucking joking
Random side note
I have a dnd group with multiple girls involved. One's a bit of a stoner, got a tattoo and shit and the other was an honor roll 3.9 book/ hiking loving chick. You can actually meet some awesome girls at dnd. (they're just not usually looking for guys there.)
and so, our watch begins.
brb gotta jerk
titties
>>688104518
even if that's true, they'll still have alpha boyfriends who have great skills.. nun-chuck skills, computer hacking skills... men who play dnd have one skill: dnd. I'm sure all the ladies are soaking their panties over a neckbeard who is awesome at dnd.
>>688104246
This
pics of haley and autistic weeab friend
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Meesa waiting, OP
>>688104751
or at least they'd have a decent job, like bussing tables at golden corral
>I can immediately tell what he's doing
>friend, named Micah doesn't stand up
> Tase yells at him to "come at him"
>whole cafeteria watches
>nobody intervenes, not even janitors
>Micah tells him to chill, and that it was just trash talk
>Tase continues to act pissed, pushes chair over
>Haley laughs
>Tase smiles when he sees this
>finally sits down, Micah says it's all good
>Tase must have thought Haley laughed because her giney was tingling, because whenever anyone disrespects him in the slightest he goes into his song and dance routine
>I never fuck with him, but once when I mention him on a day he's sitting at another table he comes over and makes a scene
>ends up taking my milk, saying he won't take anyone's shit
>he stops calling me
>I now smoke nearly every day
>I come up with the most cartoonish lay stupid way to quit ever
>>688104751
all kinds of people play table top games
Bullshit, every girl ever quits dnd after like 2 weeks
>>688105398
you are pathetic
>so last night I met with tase
>He's a transgender now
>Hang out and play CAH for old times sake
> Eventually make our way back home
>Tell him to show me his man bag
>Does
> I poke it
> He grabs my forearm and
CONT ?
>>688105088
You dont need to stop smoking weed, yoi gotta stop smoking it every day.
dude so alpha, about to animal fuck haley
Stop spacing out the lines so you can actually get through this story before you get banned for being underaged.
>>688105398
Guess that makes you a shitty dnd'er
>>688105556
CONT IM FUCKING CLOSE TO CUMMING.
dude what the shit did you fuck haley or not
>>688104246
This
HURRY THE FUCK UP OP
PICS FAGGOT
>>688095774
>>688096114
>summer
>>688106153
gammonnnnnnn
>be OP
>write shitty greentext
>take forever to write new portions and post
>waste everyone's fucking time
>my plan is that I'll smoke a shitload of a powerful strain called blue widow, like 4 bowls of it.
>after smoking I'll get so high I'll never want to smoke again
>I plan to do this the following weekend
>Tase begins only bringing food for Haley, who thanks him generously
>maybe she likes him?
>I ask is she does, and she says that she's really only humor one him, and that his attempts to be alpha are hilarious, and that him bringing her food is also funny
>me and her start calling him taste because he always brings food
>one day, Micah brings a plastic bag of chocolate covered cereal
>friend next to me wants some
>he reaches across table to get it, arm goes out in front of taste.
>"hey, man. Back off!"
"No, fuck off." Friend says, then he lightly taps the back of his hand on taste's chest
>taste slams a fist on his arm
>"don't you ever touch me!"
>friend pulls arm back, complains
>I tell taste to stop acting so tough
>"keep it shut, will you?" Taste asks.
>I don't respond
>notice Haley left after the incident
>later found out she got scared by taste's tard rage, and ran off
>pissed at taste
please op
>>688106415
10/10 would wait for sequel
> he tells me
> Are you a cuck for trump
> I tell him I am now.
this story better be going somewhere
>>688106415
It takes him so long to type so little
>I just flip
>I cut off his sack with a knife I had bought a week ago
>He screams
>Person hears
>I think my drugs were laced
>I start freaking the fuck out
>I don't remember wha happens next
>but I remember running
>I wake up hours later
>I have no balls, I'm bleeding out, it's the worst pain I've ever felt
>Catch up to haley
>Turns out she's a potato
>Drill a hole in haley
>Fuck her senseless
>Be next week
>Get phone call
>it's potato fuck buddy that i cucked Taste for
>Shes pregnant
>fast forward 9 months
>Child comes out lacking a chromosome
>kill myself with CO and a hose in my garage
>>688106415
>wasting everyone's time
>>688106839
Oh the skills of the young, or lack thereof. I type 80wpm myself
>>688103100
Did you forget it's summer? And he's summer too
>>688107017
>>688106957
/bread
>>688107134
>>688107134
You're summer too.
Wait.. I'm summer as well.
WE'RE ALL FUCKING SUMMER
>suddenly Hayley texts me at 3 am
> Friday night
> She's drunk
>Tells me tase sent him poems and dick pics
> Forwards me dick pics of tase
> Can't under
> Delete them right way
> Tell her to stop sending me them
> He apparently sent her 20 images of his dick
>Wut
> Proceed to talk to her about tase
> Eventual small talk not about tase
>Asks me if I have weed
> Invites me to her house to smoke
> Make out
> Grab her boob
> Finger her
> Leave
> I see tase the next day and can't unsee his furry little microdick
Cont ?
>>688107134
You're summer too.
Wait.. I'm summer as well.
WE'RE ALL FUCKING SUMMER
anyone here gay?
>>688106957
ok, i laughed at your stupid shit.
>>688107459
A little
Only for trump
>>688106957
>it's potato fuck buddy that i cucked Taste for
/thread
>end up smoking all my blue widow in one night
>kinda weird, because usually I'm high after a hit or two, but after quite a few I'm not
>cough on smoke, instantly become insanely high
>have horrible trip in my room before passing out
>next day at school taste is a no-show, but I'm so zombified from the weed that I don't get any schoolwork done
>the next day I am feeling so sick I go to the nurse
>she says she doesn't know what's wrong, and calls my mom
>my mom takes me home, and I feel horrible for a whole day
>that night I get paranoid that the weed killed my brain or something
>ask mom to take me to the emergency room
>she's reluctant at first, saying I'm probably not that sick, but shortly after drives me there
>insanely paranoid on the drive, almost cry because I think I'm dying
>end up getting in and being assigned a bed in the emergency room
>guy in next bed over has stab wounds, groans all the time
>end up getting iv drip hooked up with anti nausea medicine, and nose thing to give me oxygen
>tell mom what I've been doing
> she's weirdly not that mad, and says she loves me for being so honest
>feels-good
>>688107319
No. Don't continue
>>688107513
summer isnt an adjective guys its a noun
"summer-the warmest season of the year, in the northern hemisphere from June to August and in the southern hemisphere from December to February."
>>688107513
go back to tumnblr
>>688107655
words are for kikes
>>688107598
OK. Goodnight guys !
>>688107782
kike
Don't listen to the fakes. Obviously you can tell when it's me. Sorry for my snail pace
>>688107804
you might as well fucking finish
>>688107844
c h e c k e d
>>688107782
for kikes are words
>>688107844
im gunna go make a sandwich.. beter have another 10 lines when i get back kid
>>688107782
zyklon-b is for kikes
>>688107824
I write in "adolf Hitler" every election you little shit.
>>688107655
>>688107286
>>688107385
Don't put me on your lvl you autistic cunts. I'm autumn
>>688107844
Well stop typing in normal text and repling to others and get back to greentexting the story op
>>688108053
are you seriously trying to imply that jews aren't actively promoting the use of words over violence?
stop smoking weed OP and tell us the fucking story
>tase finds out I fingered Hayley
>Wtf
> Hayley told him I was her bf
> Tase cries the following day
> Tell him I'll let him have her if he gives me 100$
>He agrees
>I made 100$ for fingering Hayley.
>Confront Hayley about lying
>She says she didn't know what else to do
> I tell her, he's your problem now.
> Get high with her every other night for weeks
> We fuck
> She actually had the phone on and tase was hearing us fuck
Cont ?
the fuck is even happening in this thread??
>tell mom about the Taste/ Haley situation
>Mom tells me to "think outside of the box"
>Next day at school, I see Taste at the table, eating a burger.
>Waited for him to turn his back to his food, took out the rest of my blue window, and laced his burger.
>20 minutes later, Taste went nuts. Giggling, laughing, scratching at bugs.
>Found out later he was sent home for touching himself during science class.
>>688108474
Yeah go ahead at least it's faster then op's story
>>688107597
>smokes weed
> "bad trip"
>>688108514
Cancer
>>688108514
I think the weed is getting to him
And can't write the story properly.
>>688108172
fawwwwk yeah fukkin homerun
>>688108685
if telling the truth about the jews is cancer than sign me up
> one night hear knock on my window
> It's tase
>HOLY SHIT
> He's with Hayley
> HAYLEY HAS A BLACK EYE
> OPEN THE DOOR
>ITS MY MOM
>OPEN THE DOOR
>EVRRYONE DOES THE DINOSAUR
>>688108638
That's fucking dumb, marijuana has to be at a certain temperature or cooked at a temperature, your story is bullshit.
>>688108860
>DOES THE DINOSAUR
at least get the fucking lyrics right. You literally have no respect for this board or any of us at all, do you? Why the fuck are people reading this thread? Fuck these fucking faggots. inb4 triggered inb4 baited inb4 faggot beta cuckold
>>688108793
I really really like that picture
idek who tf op is anymore
you sound like a 12 year old
>be OP
>realize i'm a faggot
>kill myself
Cont?
>spend long time in emergency room
>get home at like 3:00
>I immediately go to sleep
>next day i miss school because I still feel sick, and when I walk by where my parents keep the weed the smell makes me feel horrible
>maybe it worked
>day after that I go back to school
>taste is sitting at the table
>I'm easily aggravated at this point, because I'm still in discomfort and I hate taste
>he doesn't talk much, but has a brief conversation with one of my friends about going over to his house that day with the sycophants
>sycophants have incorporated themselves into the clan, and are now good friends with everyone
>taste says "my parents may kick us out though because I'm really high today"
>feel enraged
>"how high are you Tase?" I ask, butting in
>"well I took four DayQuil this morning, so-"
>so pissed that I don't let him finish. This fat fuck doesn't even know what being high is, and now he's acting all cool saying that he's high on fucking DayQuil of all things
>"DayQuil won't get you high dipshit!" I say, everyone can tell this is no joke
>"what did you call me?"
>taste looks over and notices Haley isn't there to impress
> "I called you a dipshit, Tase. By the way, you know what Haley calls you? She calls you taste because you're always bringing her food every goddamn day. Just stop."
It's just getting good
>>688108982
Fell 4 tha g8 b8 m8
>>688108474
>>688108860
c u c k
>>688108685
out of all the posts this is the one you point out as cancer?
>>688108211
Only cause theyll get up fuckn nerd kikes
Here's tase btw
>>688109201
>>688108211
only cause theyll get beat up fuckn nerd kikes
Guys you can leave now OP is kill
>>688109235
>73x73
>op = fag confirmed
>>688109099
Swear I knew kid just like him in junior high. Now hes a unconvincing crossdresser.
>>688106522
You don't get hangovers from weed, kid.
>>688109201
I am no nerd. In fact, in high school, I spanked nerds and stomped niggers. so fuck you buddy, i'm never using jewish words.
>>688109105
No
It is you who got cucked !
Hahhahahhahah
How long can you take op
>>688109321
He's a little guy
>>688109099
confirmed underage&, this is getting kind of cringey with all your weed/getting high shit lol
Taste and his friends trying to impress Haley.
weed stuff is shit, rest pretty nice though.
Beta story is beta
>he said "taste!? That's like the worst nickname ever"
>I got offended by this, maybe I was still stoned. I'm not sure what real life is any more.
>I go to Haleys house
>my mum answers
>"we have some bad news son"
Cont?
>>688109488
so you acknowledge youre a kike
>>688109099
The fuck are DayQuils?
>>688109488
Ahhhh classic internet tough guy.
>>688109235
is tase a kotaku editor?
>>688109754
Cold medicine
>>688109099
>got offered weed in highschool but refused it
>Stoner confirmed
>>688109738
raaaaaaaaghhh, did you seriously just call me a kike?
OP sounds like the biggest fuckin loser i knew at my school
well whad'ya know? it's summertime
>>688109903
shoulda just stuck with the 4 dayquils
>taste looks to his friends
>all of them start yelling in some conglomerated retard speak
>I talk over them
>"you're such a desparate faggot, Tase, and you don't even know!"
>im not gonna act like I was giving a well said "roast", because I devolved into just cursing him out
>some of my friends join in, and start arguing with taste's crew
>amid the battle, the most gangly, malnourished looking janitor comes over.
>we all stop talking
>"now guys, I'm hearing all sorts of "F-you's" coming from over here, and it's gotta stop, okay?"
>guy is so creepy I stop
>everyone is silent for the rest of lunch
>>688109099
keep going you bastard! im enjoying the story and also i like the sub plot of you getting into weed and even banging haley. good shit my dude
try some real shit before you think your pablo escobar off of smoking some weed OP
>>688110028
Then why the fuck do you bump it
>>688109477
>calls people kids
>is a kid himself
>>688110142
but why did you?
>>688109520
:-DD cucg :DD
>>688105467
lol is that morty?
lmfao on a side note my captcha asks to identify all trees and theres a pic of nugs
>>688110142
Familiar with sage?
Probably not. It is summer after all
>>688110107
cant tell if real
worst shit gt I've ever seen here
>>688093964
>>688095159
Thats not OP's picture it was another OP's pic on a thread about him smoking too much of a strong strain. a while back
>>688109926
sorry i meant heeb
>>688110142
sage?
>>688109477
dude trust me, if you session some crucial wicked budz trust me, you can bro. you can.
can we get back to talking about the kikes please?
spiderman pictures with dubs gets her nudes go
This is just one of the worst stories I've ever heard. My friends 2 year old can spin together a better tale and he can't even talk.
I don't know if I'm more ashamed at myself for staying throughout this or you for being so fucking bad at telling something that nobody would even come close to calling this a story.
>>688110543
pass
>>688110465
they prefer the term heeb
>>688108638
>laced his burger
>with weed
Hugely kek
>>688110357
suck my dick you fucking faggot
>>688110543
Keep them
>see tase the next day
> Hes playing yugi oh with his nerd friends
> Don't even try to talk to him
> He gives me this creepy smirk
>After school he approaches me
> What's up tase, I say. I'm trying to be friendly
> He says he has something to show me but I have to go to the bathroom with him
> Don't want to go, but I go to be nice
> He takes out a canteen and a baggie of weed
> Tells me if I think Hayley would like it
> This nigga.jpeg
> He actually bought her something and is still trying to wj. Her over
> Inside I'm dying of cringe
>Tase you idiot I think to myself.
> Tell him, yeah, it's nice
> He tells me he really likes her and wo t give up.
> I tell him there's plenty of other girls out there into the same shit he's into. (Fat anime girls)
> He tells me he's not into ugly fat girls
>How did he read my mind.
>Tell him if he thought Hayley was even into him
> He said, not yet.
> I can't believe this guy
> At this point I don't care anymore
Will continue
Can we have your story pasted somewhere after you finish?
Idk which shit is really op's
>>688110599
you prefer dick in your ass and mouth while you watch your mom get banged by niggers dont you cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
>>688100471
I thought that was a anal at first.
>>688110615
please dont beat me up with ur tiny kike arms
>>688101080
Newfag spotted
That is from a old webM
this better end with someone being dead, or haley getting fucked
>>688110634
id smoke a bowl with u OP. do u still smoke?
>>688110268
I'm actually waiting for faggot op to finish his story
>>688110634
> He keeps buying her shit for the rest of the year and I keep telling him the same thing. To stop and talk to other girls.
> This guy bought her a 500$ vegan make up kit .
>Try to get him to stop
> Finally talk to Hayley about it.
> She says she has a big but doesn't want him to know because of the free stuff
> I ask her who ?
> She tells me it's me Austin, it was me all along. And you all bought it. HooK, line, and sinker.
>>688110795
I will rend your body in two
>>688110875
Kinda hoping for the taste n op running train on Hailey
>>688110964
u have some chutzpah talking like that
> Taste? That's gotta be the most retarded name I've ever heard
> He then gets in tard rage mode and starts punching me
> I am too weak to fight so I just take a few hits
> Janitor comes and stops him
> I feel even worse now, but I use this as a way to get closer to her
> She hugs me and says she's sorry
> Tell her Im actually in love with her and that I'm glad this happened
Oh for fucks sake OP this story sucks but I'm in too deep now. Just hurry the fuck up.
i can't pick
Sleep or the end to this story.
>>688111055
jew kike
>>688110944
>She says she has a big but
Here we are at the end boys
>taste, his crew, and one of my friends ended up forming their own table a little ways away
>Haley started sitting with another table of girls, and I'd only occasionally see her walking down the hall
>me and taste never spoke to each other again, and I'm surprised he didn't tell his parents on me
>his group eventually merges with another crew of cringey "fandom" fuckheads
>now me and everyone who stayed are still good friends, even if some of them are a ways away (we communicate through social media)
>now here's the part where I answer questions
Ask away
>Be "OP"
>Change grills name from Haley to Hayley halfway through the fucking story
>Tie noose around ceiling fan
>110lb trap faggot
>ceiling fan/electrical wiring doesn't snap under weight
>Die
>Corpse consumed by maggots
>>688111140
>gets called out for being jewfag
>responds by saying jewfag
Jewfag.
>>688111113
111113
Proof
>>688111140
>>688111113
checked
>>688110296
Yeah it's from the Rick and Morty season 1 DVD commercial with puppets.
> so this Harley bitxh is sucking knob and I tells her. What's with that cuck tase? She smirks
>Bet his dick tase like shit
> Haha
>>688111189
How many of your friends cocks did you suck?
>>688111189
Please don't let this be the real end
>>688111189
2/10
>>688111189
did you keep fucking haley?? what happened with you two, seemed like you had some good chemistry
>>688107319
>tase sent him
Are you proud that you associate with trannies?
What a let down
>>688111444
Dub dubtrips check'd
that was fucking it?
>>688111478
I never fucked Haley. I only thought of her as a friend.
>>688111444
I really like your post number
>>688111189
POST PICS OF HAYLEY OR GTFO
>>688111478
he never fucked her. that was some other dudes b8. thought it was obvious
>>688111520
Sorry if real life is anti-climactic sometimes
waste of time 1/10
you get a gold 6-pointed star for effort
>>688093964
Worst. End. Ever.
>>688111113
The one moment I decide to not lurk in a thread
Op, please compile a list of all the links to your posts, so that I can read without the trolls interruptions.
>>688111189
Have you ever considered killing yourself?
If so I have some helpful tips!
pics of haley now OP you fag
>>688111189
why did the ending suck?
>>688111745
Well sorry real life doesn't have giant climaxes
>>688107597
Break the barrier.
If you get that way from weed keep smoking weed to train you mentality.
I had that happen a couple times after smoking and I just kept getting out of my mind high to prove it's all on my head.
I'm much better for it
>>688111189
Is taste a burger predator?
Are burgers his pray?
>>666111333
hecc
>>688107655
It's also a verb, as in
'shall we summer in Reykjavik this year?'
>>688103325
as the oldfags die of autism, the newfags must take over. it is the natural order of things.
>>688111981
Fuck off
>>688112002
Possibly?
This is the most autistic fucking thing I've ever read.
>>688112118
What were you expecting?
>>688111715
oh...
>>688111981
Well, then don't call an epic story.
>>688112273
Sorry about that
>>688111981
Virgin detected.
>>688106415
>cont
>>688111478
double triples single double
>>688112396
How about no. You aren't clever and you aren't funny. Fuck off.
>>688112273
A decent read.
What were you expecting by telling us this "story"?
>>688108860
It's fucking
>OPEN THE DOOR
>GET ON THE FLOOR
>EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>>688112459
shit wrong post fuck i need to go to bed. night guys. tnx for bedtime story op.
>>688112541
Just thought it was funny.
>>688112528
you dropped this
>>688093964
I would like to nominate this thread as the worst thread of the year. It was dull, then dull, then cringy, then filled with underage issues, then anticlimactic. Sorta like expecting a car crash but instead you just get to see two people bump into eachother and they then politely fix it and leave.
>>688112548
open the door
get on the floor
everybody do the Dinosaur
>>688112607
OH MY GOD, THAT POOR GIRL!!!!
SAUCE PLEASE
Any more questions?
