Waifu claiming thread: Guns Edition.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>688089800
the thing is is that i watched a few times after that and havent been phased since
>>688089161
so close
Dropping claim, going to bed
Night fellas
Kyouko constantly baking bread. What a world.
claiming and going to sleep. good night everyone!
Claimed Hamakaze
Captionless version for the casuals.
>Still here edition.
>>688088912
You're so mean to me, and after I got you this valentine's gift!
You won't show me your boobs, you won't take panty pictures.
>I'm beginning to think you're toying with my emotions.
>>688089035
Yes yes
>>688089572
So you can't go all the way?
>Gag reflex?
>guns edition
>>688090445
Night Renge
>Rory-sama
Miho claimed
My team in WOWS sucks
Akiko claimed
>>688090012
>Kyouko
King of the hill maps were designed for Lucio. He's a bit too strong right now if you ask me. His ult is game changing and he heals the entire team just by existing. His damage is not to be underestimated either
>>688090066
>Shinoa
Just niggers being niggers man, they always have their ult
>>688090445
So the streak ends. A pity
Night Renge
>>688090484
Night
>>688090066
I slightly mistyped. I meant 120 hours, not 120 threads.
Tenryuu claimed
>>688090544
>>688090310
Penny Claim.
>Sprite Edition.
>>688090544
no need for guns
>>688089800
Fucking Claimed Homura
Claiming.
>>688090445
Goodnight ren
>>688091086
Yuuko-chan <3
>>688090470
You actually only need one block for ladders
>But the problem is that the game warns you too late that they're dying.
>So they end up starving to death if you're not careful.
>>688090310
>mfw I get trips
>mfw I cuck op in his own thread
Claimed
>>688090500
>drawfag sense activated
Better, but now it's just your usual fetish hentai
The "suckle" texts should be inverted horizontally. The way it is now is very unnatural to read
>Claiming Harold
>Best waifu
Sandor's back and I'm hyped as fuck.
>>688090234
I'll have to disagree with that, obviously.
>>688090445
Goodnight Renge.
>>688090455
Well if someone else wants to bake they can just say it and I won't bake, kek.
I don't really care honestly, as long as OP has the rules.
>>688090636
>King of the hill maps were designed for Lucio.
For Pharah's E and Winston's ult aswell.
D. Va's push works too.
> His ult is game changing
That can be said for Mercy aswell though.
I think he's fine to be honest.
>>688090500
Saved aswell.
>>688090536
>So you can't go all the way?
These are hard questions you're asking.
>>688091334
>What the fuck where did that come from.
>>688090500
Hot.
>>688090690
Calm down.
>>688090942
Everyone needs guns.
>Guns edition
>>688090441
I tried
>>688090445
Night!
>>688090455
I'll get next one if he's tired
>>688090484
Night!
>>688090544
>needing guns
Pssshhh
>
>>688090636
It's always ready for a nigga moment
>>688090222
Trips has spoken!
The daughter and wife of bols were raped and killed by that prince guy and mine is alive but in a coma
>>688090234
Aren't we all? But very good choice man
>>688090470
https://youtu.be/77Cv0YQNnAo
>>688091009
You're not the real Homu.
>>688090310
>tfw Rory has no guns
>>688091354
>didnt even get trips or cuck OP
kys plz
>>688091548
>>688091539
>everyone needs guns
You know, the list of reasons why I like you gets bigger every day.
>>688091567
>pew pew pew.
>>688090536
While I won't show you those, I can give you a gift as well!
>>688091640
manga is better confirmed! do we get to see the rape o.O
>>688091539
naw. i beg to differ
>>688091707
Another night of lost love
>>688091459
It's a yes or no question friendo.
Either you can or you cant.
>Or you can explain in detail why it's hard~
>>688091640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFtcLJVN8yg
>>688091482
Oh, well more knowledge now.
>Gardevoir claim
>>688091653
Nope, he is not. But I'm going to bed so don't let him post lewds or whatever.
>>688091567
I think I would enjoy this thread.
>>688091859
>Got a gift from a cutie
Good day today.
>My gift comes with an added surprise.
>>688091415
Yeah, no. It's subtext so it's fine. People know what to word is, I'm sure they won't have a brain aneurysm trying to figure it out. I'll just make another instead.
>>688091539
Big tiddies
>check
Cute, petite anime girl suckling on plush breasts
>check
Incest
>TBD
>>688091859
>>688092221
>>688092100
Real Homu doesn't lewd. Ever.
>>688092074
Mind your tingue. Or my tongue will wiggle waggle directly into your emperor's ass.
https://youtu.be/nR9gMg4hKfY
>Rory-sama just wants you all to look at Ainsley this time
>>688092074
>Mfw sneaky goblin sneaks into storehouse
>Blacksmith goes in to get ore
>Sees goblin.
>Whips out his blacksmith hammer and bashes the poor thing's skull in
>Leaves, acts like he didn't do anything
One of the reasons I love this game. Usually when an enemy is spotted they'll alert the guard, but this guy didn't even bother.
>>688091763
You're pretty cool, too.
>>688092277
Yes.
>>688091894
I still disagree.
>>688091640
>Everyone needs guns
>>688091894
Find out :0
>>688092074
My nigga you ever seen the boondocks?
>>688092405
Works of Homura
>>688092015
I'll exercise my right to not answer this.
>Probably not anyways.
>>688092589
That blacksmith is my hero.
>>688092657
That wasn't me this time.
>>688092581
Never.
>>688092761
:^)
>>688092657
no
Sister just texts me, "hey brother, sorry I missed seeing you and [significant other] at mom's last weekend" bitch no you're fucking not, you bailed like you always do.
>>688092625
Nah I'm garbage. But thanks.
>>688092221
A surprise? What kinda surprise?
>>688092761
You just need to practice.
>I'm avaliable to help.
>>688092405
>Saved.
>>688092884
What are you implying with that meme face?
well i dont think i have anything to talk about right now
rip
>>688093021
>having a significant other.
reeeee get off my board normie.
Just noticed I didn't have a gun pic yet so I made one
>>688091459
nice pic britfag
Don't forget Roadhog ult. Pushing niggas to their death is just so satisfying. Bonus points if you can push Lucio into the well in Ilios and watch him run circles for 2 minutes before he dies
>>688091640
>tfw you realize winston is actually black scientist and Lucio is actually the monkey
>>688093021
Siblings tend to be cunts, I feel you.
>>688093123
Same.
>>688093062
You get me to do what ever you want for the whole day.
>and all night~
Reminder: Junkrat is literal garbage.
>>688092813
>I've come to realize that this game has a setting where you can put villagers in a militia if they aren't already in the army
>Immediately set blacksmith in militia
>Next day, goblin raid
>Blacksmith and a few farmers kill the raiders
>Look for actual army
>They're off fucking with some giant ass lizard thing
>Blacksmith got the most kills that day
>All hail blacksmith.
He has his own house now because he's just a badass motherfucker.
>>688093354
Gonna need a screenshot of this glorious motherfucker to worship.
>>688091996
<3
>>688092657
I never gave it a proper watch, just a few episodes. Can't recall much other than laughing and switching to another channel
>>688092589
Just straight fucking murder. brutal
>>688092581
Lewd mayne
WEW BOY what a ride A-kon was, but alas it has come and gone, I'm already missing it
>>688092625
..
>>688092657
I WILL!
btw i gtg night guys
>>688093111
Nothing, I'm gone.
>
>>688093705
also rippity raps yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwkIY1RWaeM
Milinda claim.
>Good news everyone! I have phone signal!
>>688090310
Guns?
>
>>688092657
Yep, I'm just chilling.
>>688093725
Welcome back. How was it?
>>688092884
Hmmmm?
>>688093004
Mmhmmm
>>688093230
:O
>>688092625
>
The sniper and second in command in owari who becomes leader in no seraph should the LTC dies or captured
>>688093705
WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGGA?!
>>688093725
Did you see the krul chick?
>>688093761
Night!
>>688093913
YAY!
>>688093301
Oh? Anything I want? Anything at all~?
>>688093913
War! Uh huh, oh yeah, what it is good for absolutely NOTHIN uh huh huh!
>>688093109
>I'm avaliable to help.
Tempting offer.
>>688093725
Hello there Yuno.
Good to see you.
>>688093230
>Don't forget Roadhog ult.
True that, I remember ulting with Roadhog when a bastion ulted and I kept him in the air until he was out of his fucking tank.
Feels good.
>Bonus points if you can push Lucio into the well in Ilios and watch him run circles for 2 minutes before he dies
That happened to me once, kek.
>>688093834
Oh... Scientific experiments.
>>688093301
im back from my shower
>>688092761
>>688094073
The most fun I ever had this year
>>688094142
I didn't! Was so sad ;_;
>>688094283
Sup kyouko, hows your day?
>gun edition
>>688094133
moo
>>688093271
Eh, I have at least one cool sister. My oldest, she's cool but the only shitty part is she has 3 kids and they're obnoxious little goblins. The sister in question however, no one in my family likes. She tends to fuck up almost every family and then whines about how mom likes me and oldest sister more. It's like, maybe mom would like you more if you weren't such a cunt to EVERYEONE and didn't act like an entitled brat.
>>688093310
I think you mean fun as fuck. Shizu, do you have discord? If so, you should join our Overwatch group and play with us sometime. That is assuming you have it for pc.
>>688093310
He is, but not for the reason you're probably implying. He is too good at doing what he's not supposed to do. He is supposed to be a DPM zone control character, but as he is now he's more of a DPS "fuck you i can miss everything and still get away with it" character. His auto attack is just too good. Not complaining about the damage, those bright red glowing nadies are something you should be able avoid.It's his attack speed and reload time that are utterly ridiculous, along with the duration of that trap. Getting trapped means certain death for every squishier hero, which would be fine if it didn't clip through the floor all the fucking time
My solution would be fixing that trap animation and increasing his reload speed. Also increase the self-damage from his nades so he can't win every close quarters 1v1 by just blowing you both up. His ult is totally fine. The tire does lots of damage in a large AoE, sure. But it's squishy as hell, easy to hit and loud as fuck
>tfw you can block all the damage of it as Reinhardt
>tfw you charge a Junkrat and he throws a mine but you just pin him mid-air
>>688093725
Hello Yuno
>>688093761
Night Nyarko
>>688094066
>That artist
Ayy.
>>688094493
>>688094519
Hello.
I need to go to bed
Got my math final tomorrow
>>688094822
Good night and good luck with the test qt.
>>688094796
Hi.
>>688094822
Night.
>>688094822
Which class?
>>688094432
>Bible Black
kek, it's been a long time since I heard about that.
Saved.
>>688094455
Pretty alright, can't complain.
Hope yours is really good aswell!
>>688094792
> Getting trapped means certain death for every squishier hero
>Place trap and explosive same place
>Trap tracer
>Detonate explosive
>Rest in pizza
>>688093535
>Blood For The Blood God.
Blacksmith usually consumes jerky or meatstew for lunch.
>Only eats something if it has meat in it.
>Penny~
>>688093705
>>688094142
Hey Shinoa!
>>688094822
Goodnight beautiful
>yuuko
>>688094792
Hell, the trap usually means certain death for tankier heroes too especially if you hide the mine in the trap like I do. Compound a well oriented team on top of that, and yeah. Also direct hits with the nades two shot any hero with less than 300hp.
>>688094173
Anything you can think of.
And even some thing's you cant!
>>688094283
An offer you can't refuse?
>>688094301
Welcome back! Was it wet in there?
>>688094455
Sounds awesome, wish I was there.
>>688094792
Hello helloo!
How are you?
>>688095151
Kinda had to cut today's con session short cause my sis wasn't feeling to well but had some drinks with my bros and a steak so its all good!
>Not looking forward to post-con feels
>>688094796
>That artist
I played his seaport game.
Good stuff.
>>688094822
Goodnight Croissant.
>>688094796
Agreed. That unity project is really hot.
>>688095186
>That manly ass beard.
>That stoic look.
This is a guy I can respect.
>>688095411
We would have a awesome time together~
>>688094455
How long is the convention?
>>688094493
He's a kick ass second in command
>>688094822
Night mugi
>>688095234
Hello blue bell. How's mobile posting? I also think maki passed out a whole back for staying up too late lol
>>688095411
well yeah it was a shower
>>688094142
I fucking love that and the Chris Hansen scene.
>>688094822
Same here, g'luck man.
>>688095186
He's got a great beard to match his greatness!
>>688095116
Nice.
>>688095421
>>688095490
I really need to get around to that, that's how I found out about him in the first place.
>>688094769
>Funs as fuck
kys
and nah, i'm good. I don't know when and why blizzard gives out full names, but it seems to me to be totally arbitrary, and i'd rather not dox myself.
>>688094792
>"fuck you i can miss everything and still get away with it"
That's why he's literal garbage.
>>688095411
Even things I can't? I wonder what I couldn't think of...cause I can think of a lot!
>>688095592
Okay.
>>688095715
So how are you?
>>688095151
mavis claimed
>>688095592
Was really short today cause its sunday and the final day
These cons go for 3 days, 24/7
>>688095642
>>688095513
He's the man every warrior strives to be.
>But he's the one who arms them
>Ward Nonac, the most glorious man to ever smith.
>>688095592
:^)
>>688095779
>implying anyone in our group is that big of a shit
There are people on 4chan who know my street address my dude, we're a less rowdy bunch than most people think.
>>688095960
You're on a roll tonight.
>>688095715
It's a pretty enjoyable one to be honest.
>>688095415
>Not looking forward to post-con feels
FeelsBadMan
>>688095411
>An offer you can't refuse?
It might be.
>>688095990
>the most glorious man to ever smith.
>the most glorious man to ever live.
FTFY.
Long day at work, my feet hurt.
Time to play overwatch ^^
>>688096137
Eh. I'm sure. But i'm very paranoid about silly things.
If i didn't have a habit of pissing people off with the frequency i do i'd be fine. Buuuuuuuttttt
>>688096227
Next con isnt til after my birthday! I'm so going there drunk
>>688095642
>hansen
Oh you mean chris "handsome"
Any one who watches boondocks is a friend of mine
>>688095950
How are you tonight big sis?
>>688095987
Aw dammit!
>>688095997
How long have you been lurking?
>>688095545
Oh yeah?
>I'm sure wed have tons of fun~
>>688095595
Did you put a penny in your swear can?
>I did.
>>688095890
Well you may find out! What is it you want to do, cutie?
>>688096227
I like you.
>No homo
anyone here watched: Tower of Druaga?
>>688096235
True.
>Be Him, few seconds ago
>Some douchebag comes into our town demanding some of our supplies
>Basically he's all like
>"Eat shit."
>Goblin is distraught! No one has ever been so rude
>"Me cannot believe this! Me kill you!"
>Goes and runs off back to his village
>Ward goes back to mining because he never gave a shit in the first place.
Goodnight beautiful thread
>>688095990
He shall lead you into a golden age! Long live Nonac!
>>688096444
Ah my apologies, how could I forget? Thank you! You seem like a pretty chill dude
Next thread will be my last bake for today.
>Unless someone else wants to bake it
>>688096317
HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
>>688096392
kek, bet it's gonna be fun.
>>688096450
>No homo
Only full homo accepted.
>>688096618
Sleep tight Yuuko, see you later.
>>688095950
Pretty tired, probably gonna go to sleep soon.
>>688096227
I'll probably check it out soon.
>>688096618
Goodnight Fluffy Hair.
>>688096618
'Night!
>>688096444
The usual.
>>688096618
Goodnight.
>>688096774
Damn.
>>688096740
HEROES NEVER DIE!
for a price........
>>688096560
What's it about?
>>688096618
Night gorgeous!
>>688096689
Thanks homie. You sound pretty laid back your self
>>688096740
I got you
>>688096609
My fucking god.
He sounds like my Inn keeper from Dwarf Fortress.
>Be me.
>Serve drinks.
>Hoarders day off.
>No supplies for brewers.
>No drinks left.
>Pretty much everyone else is dead.
>Fuck it.
>Collect fruit myself
>Brew drinks myself.
>Serve drinks to remaning populace.
>Saved the whole fortress.
>>688096379
>you
>pissing people off
You're like one of the nicest posters here, what?
>>688094769
Fun as fuck?
I played him a few times. He's agonizingly boring. You just stand somewhere and spam that autoattack in the general direction the enemy is and you'll eventually kill someone. The only thing that's fun is his ult but it's countered too easily. One fire trike from Reinhardt or 0,3 seconds bastion turret fire is enough to destroy it
>>688095151
Trapping Tracers is probably the most fun you can have with that character
>>688095370
Yeah the duration is pretty stupid for how hard it is to see it
Something I like to do is intentionally trap myself as roadhog and then when the little shit peeks around the corner to shoot me hook and instagib
I never really got why nades explode on impact with heroes but not on impact with walls. It makes it way too easy for him to 1v1. Removing the explode on impact with heroes would force some smarter plays from the junkrat, but that's not his biggest problem and shouldn't really get changed
>>688095415
I'm good, as you can see I've been having my fair bit of fun in Overwatch. How have you been friend?
>>688095779
He's pretty crazy right now
Ever tried to contest with 2 junkrats spamming nades at your payload? Agony
Also, his passive is pretty stupid. You died so you get a kill? What the fuck is that? I'd rather have something like "If junkrat is hit by a melee attack he drops an explosive that knocks him and his attacker away for minor damage" That would be a passive with some better playmaking potential
>>688095592
Mobile sucks... kek
Nah I messaged him on steam. He's around.
>>688095997
<3
>>688096444
Since last thread.
>>688096740
Fine, just for you.
>Full homo.
>>688096444
I knoww! I'ma have some feels :/
BUT I got some cool shit!
>>688096450
Oh yes, bring in some alcohol and we'll get freaky~
>>688096618
Good night
>>688096740
Ah yeah, I'm hella chill and or goofy when drunk, I'll actually wanna talk to people and highly likely have an easier time chatting and smiling
>>688097040
Just taking in all my con fun, bout to embrace post-con feels
I'll buy overwatch when my mother pays back the rest of what she owes me
>>688096450
Hmmm, what sounds like fun....
>>688096926
>I got you
Just remember to put the good rules in the OP, pretty please?
>You can add the long dick style, I don't care as long as it's the good ones.
Thank you.
>>688097286
Syndra.
>>688097331
Good job.
Now it feels right.
>>688097390
That seems to be the case with a lot of people when they're drunk, kek.
>>688096450
good you can use that money for something special maybe
>>688096978
>Today was a sad day
>Lily Prestin (pretty much his best friend) died due to a tragic no ladder mining accident
>He's sorta cooped up in his shop, so I think he's a bit sad
>Hopefully a goblin raid will bring his spirits back up.
>>688096901
Work work work work work work?
>>688097106
I mostly post on mobile. I don't see the issue lol. I see that. How the flight?
>>688097123
Get your well deserved rest?
>>688097390
How much merchandise did you spend on?
>>688097483
Ok. I'll update my old copy
Seras Victoria claimed fags
>>688097710
>Ok. I'll update my old copy
Thank you!
>>688097014
I pissed people off literally less than 24 hours ago. Though just barely.
>>688097040
Right? It's such shit. As someone who likes to play rienhardt and charge the fuck only to get killed by his stupid death rattle. Why?! Why would that exist? That's not fun, that's just keyboard breaking annoyance. It's not even fun for the Junkrat. There's no "clever use" for that one. You just get lucky or unlucky enough that someone gets hit by it.
I've made myself the rules that i won't vote for junkrat, mccree, or bastion in the end screen ever. Even if they're the best player ever, they play those champs, they get no votes out of me. Lol
>>688096926
Thanks, and may I ask
Do you prefer doing it. The easy way, or the hard way?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KmSc34LQ50
>>688096609
Did the goblin ever come back with a horde of his kind?
>>688097483
I'm glad that is the case, I hear alot of fun stories of people drinking at the con, I just need a hotel room
>>688097710
$250
Would be $350 but mother didn'y pay me back in full..
>>688097710
No, I actually have this week off.
fuck it ill swap back to galko, smd old galko
pat last image get
>>688098085
STOP
>>688097913
Not yet, but they're camped out nearby, if I had a stronger army I'd force em off the land but since we've only got 6 people and some mediocre equipment, I'm not gonna risk it
>We do have our cleric, but she's not up to the task yet.
>>688098085
>swaping
Kys
>>688098148
>pat
you are a cool anon
>>688097803
No. Thank you for all the baking
>>688097913
Well I think you and I won't be doing anything any kind of way
https://youtu.be/k-u16l4mE2g
>>688097920
Whachu get fam?
>>688097933
Oh shit! Lazy day?
>smug
