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ITT: We identify newfags based on how they reply

>Newfag = 2014 - 2016
>Oldfag = 1998 - 2014
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>>688089407
what if they don't reply.

also, that some weak ass b8

#sage lulz
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>>688089407
kill you're self faggot.
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>>688089407
>2014
>oldfag

All dis bait
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>>688089407
kill yourself
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>>688089407
>>Oldfag = 1998 - 2014

i see wut u did there
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>>688089721
newfag for using pound sign not on twittzler

>>688089830
it's your, not you're

kill yourself is only used on tumbzbler

>>688090015
newfags weren't here in 2013

>>688090217
again, only tumbzler uses kys
ergo, therefore, newfag
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>>688089407
Ignore that, I suck cocks.
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>>688090408
>trap pic
>not cp, bring back snacks

hows summer?
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> >688089407
am i doing it right?
>>>greentext test
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>>688090887
no, fucking newfag, this is how you get it done
>>0_amidoinitrite
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>>688090887
fuckin newbs

%triforce%

kik
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>>688090837
>hows summer?
only a summerfag newfag would ask how's summer

oldfags know never to ask this question, because it proves you're a newfag

>>688090887
>am i doing it right?
only half right

newfag
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Been here since 1996 friendos.
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deep down, we all are fags
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>>688091265
I've been here since the summer of 2013, and this is the first time I've ever scene this gif

Thank you for the new material, bro.

Finally something fresh on 4chan
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I remember the days when /vp/ was /tr/
I was actually there when /vp/ was created those many moons ago.

As far as /b/ goes I just come here once in awhile when /vp/ gets slow to laugh at you people.
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>>688091265
Sauce this is gonna make me cum
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>>688091269
never said I was an old fag lol. and just cuz I am 15 doesn't mean that ur smarter then me.

I fucking luv summer cuz i can stay up late to talk wit my /b/ros
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>>688091463
>Been here since 1996 friendos.

So you were here when we raided PewdiePie in 1996?

Damn, bro. You're an original fag, like me.

Remember when that guy Mike used to own 4chan? Those were the good old days.
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nah
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>>688091269
>only a summerfag newfag would ask how's summer
Only a newfag enjoying summer would suggest that only a summerfag newfag would ask how's summer
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>>688091535
>>688091586
kek there are a few more, but I didn't save them. Also a coule with this tiny girl putting lotion on a beached white whale by a pool.

good luck hunting.
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>>688090408
I came here in spring 2012 and was a newfag in 2013 / lurked until like 2014 or even 2015.

2013 was with Doge, of course newfags were then here.
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>>688089407
1998?
Go fuck yourself, buddy.
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I don't remember anything
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>>688091647
>and just cuz I am 15

reported.

bro, this website is for adults only.

I'm going to go ahead and shut down your IP for the rest of the night, but it'll kick back up tomorrow, ok?

Goodnight, underaged bro.

Never. Ever. Come back.
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>>688091803
>Only a newfag enjoying summer would suggest that only a summerfag newfag would ask how's summer
only a new summer fag summer would new the summer of his faggot FUCKING GOD DAMN FAGGOT FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING SUMMER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>688089407
>2014
>Old fag
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>>688091933
>Go fuck yourself, buddy.
spotted the new summer faggot and triggered his rage
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>>688091647
>I am 15
Enjoy the ban faggot!
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Write puddi on tits.
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2014 counts as oldfag now?

Fuck you faggots.
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>>688092399
>Enjoy the ban faggot!
spotted the summer newfag
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>>688092025
>it'll kick back up tomorrow
>Never. Ever. Come back.

that makes no sense! I am 13 and even I know you are stuped.
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>>688090408
>newfags weren't here in 2013
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>>688092511
>Fuck you faggots.
looks like we have another newfag visiting from "Lay Ladditz", if you will (because we don't want to endorse that other website so we call it Ledditz)

Good to be a 2013 oldfag.
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>>688091765
Way to out yourself. The Pewdiepie raid wasn't until 2002 and Mike didn't own 4chan until 1998.

Lurk more, faggot.
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OP should kill himself
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I haven't been here in years but if I remember correctly everyone who arrived here from 2007 onwards is a newfag.
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>>688092547
Spotted the newfag summerfag spotter
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>>688091535
>>688090887
I know, I have been here since january 2010 and never seen this one, nice, 4chinz always surprise me
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Hey guys, I've been here for about a month, so if anyone has any tips on integrating it'll be greatly appreciated! Thanks- Charles Swanson
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>>688092872
>everyone who arrived here from 2007 onwards is a newfag.
spotted the newfag visiting us from tumblzers

welcome to [[b]] new summer faggot nigger
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>>688089721
2013 Checking in.
I wouldn't say that I am an oldfag or a newfag.
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am new?
/
?
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>>688092025
I am going to be 18 in 21 minutes. Can I visit without getting banned?
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>>688092731

I've been here since 07 you autist.

>leddit accusations

Sounds like a newfag ledditor projecting his insecurities.
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>>688089721
The newfagotry is strong with this one

>>688092596
So how is the summer going, kid?
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>>688091265
Odette Delacroix or something along those lines
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>>688089407
Nice dubs
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>>688093152
MODS
BAN THIS FUCKER
jk lol tbh famdiddly
Happy Birthday my dude.
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>>688093053
>Hey guys, I've been here for about a month, so if anyone has any tips on integrating it'll be greatly appreciated! Thanks- Charles Swanson

First of all, Charles, welcome to [[b]].

You did the right thing sharing your first and last name. It shows trust.

What you'll want to do to integrate into this website and become and oldfag is:

1) Ask a lot of questions
2) Post your credit card information
3) Request Cheese Pizza
4) Shitposting is fun and encouraged!
5) Make sure to use those hashtags!
6) Have fun. That's the key.

Oh, and remember, no racism, no anti-semitism, and please, respect the ladies.

K?

Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

- Robert Montgomery the 3rd, 4Chan Co-Creator

"Excelsiorrrrr!"
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>>688089407
xd im not a newfag, im a summerfag xd
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i remember a day when we didn't call anything we saw on the internet a meme
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>>688093232
fuk u. im 8. tits or gtfo

and dont cum back lol
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>>688089407
oldfag reporting in
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>>688089407
>2014
>oldfag
>op is a summerfag
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>>688090408
Newfag refers to all of the stupid cunts that came here from newgrounds in the great internet retard migration, and it happened long before 2013
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FUCK SNACKS . ALL HAIL PROXYBRO
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>>688093131
>2013 Checking in.
>I wouldn't say that I am an oldfag or a newfag.

the way you posted this...i can tell you're an experienced oldfag, my brother.

>>688093147
>am new?
>/
>?
You did a great job communicating with absolutely no coherence, brother.

You're definitely....and oldfag.

>>688093152
>I am going to be 18 in 21 minutes. Can I visit without getting banned?
this is something an old fag would say.

good to have you on the team, oldfag.
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Hi guys, my friends on Go-Gaiabsent me here, how do I sign in?
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>>688093071
FUCK YOU IM NOT A FUCKING NEWFAG SAY THAT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE SEE WHAT HAPPENS ILL FUCKING TEAR YOU APART I DIDNT SPEND 9 YEARS LURKING TO BE CALLED A NEWFAG BY A SKINNY CUNT LIKE YOU ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
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>>688089407
psst everyone in here is a newfag. oldfags wouldn't try this hard
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>>688093182
>I've been here since 07 you autist.

Bro, I've been here since when that time when Muhammad Ali died, remember that day?
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>>688093814
psst Lurk Moar Faggot
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Proxybro>snacks
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i remember browsing /pol/ - politics and /r9k/ - robot9000

i started browsing probably around 2009 or something. not a newfag but not an oldfag either. dunno where that puts me.
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>>688093491
>i remember a day when we didn't call anything we saw on the internet a meme

only a newfag would make this statement

go back to America Online, newfag
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Eat me out, niggers.
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>>688093053
hey Charlie!

glad to have you aboard. enjoy /b/ for general stuff and make sure to ask /g/ for any tech support questions. Especially if it is mac related. Everyone is so nice on 4chan, I think ou will enjoy your time here.
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And oldfags by how many cocks have been up their ass.
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>>688093565
>oldfag reporting in
only a newfag would "report in"
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Is milhouse a meme yet?
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>>688089407
>2014
>oldfag
What?
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>>688093472
Hey, thanks alot Rob. Can I call you Rob? Lolz. What is the meaning of that green text you used? Also, what is a "newfag"? I'm sorry if it causes any offense. #oops
Again, thanks alot bud! Or can I say friend? Hehehehehehe *wink*
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>>688093655
falling this hard

it's b8 m8 great out of late! masturb8
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lol fuck you you fucking autistsn. go fucj off ti yojr cat nenes
son of a bitch

i bet you have 20k spins you fucking gaylord faggot
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>don't even know how to greentext
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>>688094087
makes you a samefag, my dude.
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I'm still trying to appreciate dust bins faggots, In my opinion they own the sky with thrust vectoring
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>>688093781
>Hi guys, my friends on Go-Gaiabsent me here, how do I sign in?

there is literally no one old enough to remember this reference, faggot lol

i kind of feel bad for you, and by proxy, bad for me as well

was "by proxy" utilized correctly there?
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>>688089407
>1998

Lol, been here since 06 and i dont consider myself an oldfag
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>>688094180
Hey friend! Just wondering, why would I want an 11 year old? Haha, sorry if it's an inside "meme". Haha!
-Charles
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>>688090015
/thread
>sage all "oldfag" threads
>this place belonged to newfags post 2011
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>>688089407
wait if i joined in 2014 am i an oldfag?
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>>688093814
>psst

only a newfag literal faggot queer would "psst"
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The only winning move is not to reply
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>>688093895

tell me about the old maymays?
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There's a simple test, Newfags can't triforce
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>>688093911
Let's try to push this meme, you guys!

Maybe we'll make it famous on youtube?
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>>688089407
labels are for faggots.
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>>688093655
Newgrounds was the shit brother. By the time our school had internet and a bunch of donated computers there was about a week before newgrounds and other things were flagged by the schools system lel. Even fuckin miniclip was flagged as pornographic.
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>>688093948
psst i like your style turd monger, let's play hide the fiddlesticks with grandma later
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Where teh FUKC is the tricforce button????????
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>>688092772
Jesus your a joke were you even involved in the late 60's JFK raids?
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>>688089721
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>>688095506
How fuck did you that
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[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]
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I came here is 2012. Am I a newfag or just cancer?
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>>688094934
Hey Charles, my buddy,

Yeah, the 11-year old meme is how we oldfags basically tell people that we need to watch out for the children of this world.

A lot of us oldfags volunteer to work with children

We encourage going to places where you are in a position to be around children around the age of 11, with full authority and power over these innocent few, and protect them as a [[b]] user

Get it now, buddy?

We're the protectors of children!

Excelsssiorrrrr!
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>>688089407
an oldfag is anyone from 09 or earlier, fuck off.
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>>688095506
anywon can do that fagut


▲ ▲

#yolo
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>>688095653
Try that, see how it works newfag
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I remember moot
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>>688092772
Fuck Mike we all agreed not to mention him asshole.
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>>688095563
Haha, that's a funny "meme" you just made! It's funny because 4chan wasn't made until later, right?
-Charles
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>>688095704
kek, good try anon, but you're no match for triforce.
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>>688095391
>psst i like your style turd monger, let's play hide the fiddlesticks with grandma later

kek

newfag made me kek like a liberal Leddit user
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>>688095653
I am on a mac. does it still work for me?

>MacOS master race reporting in
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>>688095834
he was baiting u count
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>>688095911
9/11 checked
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>>688095563
>Jesus your a joke were you even involved in the late 60's JFK raids?

I remember when we used to troll Nixon.

That fucker would rage so hard! Le Keeeeks.
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soup /b/
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top zozzle! where did you find these dank memes? they made me kek!
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>>688089407
>2014
>Oldfag

Wait wat
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>>688095834
How fuck all you that
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>>688089407
>1998
lolwut
4chan launched 2004 or something
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>>688095014
but I oldfag i swear me's been here since 1994. remember moot? he wast funny man
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>>688095834

fuck, redo


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>>688095688
>I came here is 2012. Am I a newfag or just cancer?

First of all, hello dubs.

You're an experienced, aged old fag, my friend.

2012? Shit, you might as well be the creator of 4chinz, brother!
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I got quads once
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>>688089407
>1998-2014
for oldfags? lol there are no oldfags anymore anyway
/b/ is shit, I only come here because the autism everyone posts is entertaining sometimes
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4chan was birthed from SA
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>>688089407
OP confirmed only been on /b/ for 2 years.

I'm Heaven and you're the faggot.

Sage goes in all fields
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>>688095988
kek newfag, I remeber when we used to prank call confucious. Those were the days
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>>688095741
What's "moot"? Haha!
-Charles
p.s. I found a picture that was really cool!
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>>688089407
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>>688095703
>an oldfag is anyone from 09 or earlier, fuck off.

spotted the new guy visiting us from youtube.

>>688095741
>I remember moot
are you talking about Mike?

spotted another newfag
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I just joined 4chan today, but in my heart, I'm an oldfag
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>>688089407
>1998
Nice try kiddo.
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I was underage as fuck, considering I'm 20 now.
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I've been on here since 2010 and even knew of this place years before, and I still declare myself a newfag.

I guess that means many of you are newerfags. I dunno what else to call you guys without sounding clichéd.
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>>688096180
Thank you b0ss
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>>688095701
Oh, that sounds very nice sir! I'm glad we, as a society, have the people of 4chan to protect our children! I guess I could say "thanks for your service". Haha! *winky face*
-Charles :)
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>>688089407
If you take a really long string....swallow one end of it....then wait till you poop it out while the other end is still coming out your mouth....you will be cleansed.
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>>688096152
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These take so long to make
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The only new thing about me are my dubs
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>>688096240
>I remeber when we used to prank call confucious.

Pffft. Your so new.

I remember our raid on Jesus Fucking CHrist!

We crucified the bastard with our memes.
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woo wooooooooooooo!
you guys are fags
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>>688096031
>>688096044
>>688096103
>>688096121
lots of newfags checking in right meow

it's so summer in here

- Original Poster user
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>>688096393
Triforce to prove you're an oldfag

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Why tf do I still come here... Guess I'll be a btard for life...
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>>688096252
Hey, Charles! That's a really nice "meme". Moot is a word used for people of old indian culture. Hope that I helped :).
-Bob
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>>688089407
I'm moot. Don't call me a newfag.
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>>688096570
Hey, did you get permission to post that picture? Thanks! I'm just trying to learn the habits of 4channers! Haha!
-Charles
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>>688096556
one off trips kiddo
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>>688096570
Confucius was born before Christ.
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>>688089407
Gee, this sure is a great thread, right guize?

4chan is a great dude, and a great hacker.

HAHA, RARE PEEPEE!

OH SHIT WHAT UP! LOL! DUBS! TRIPS!

I'm not the FBI or anything.
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>>688089407
uhhh, excuse me but you cant say things like that without a trigger warning!

Just so you know, I personally identify as a trans-man-gendo-fluid-sheep-kin-jihadist-oldfag. If you do not respect my pronouns (shim, towels) then I will be forced to report you to the mods.

please be more considerate of newfags that identify as oldfags.

#alphaandiknowit
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If you were here for Row row fight the power, you're old. Anything after harmony is new
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>>688096570
Confucious was born 551 years before christ...
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The Game.
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>>688096836
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>>688089407
>1998
4chan was made in 2003 you filthy jew
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>>688096193
>>688096233
>>688096237
lots of new faggot kids coming from tinychitz
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Black people have rights too...
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>>688097152
Since when?
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Mother of god... 2014 is fucking oldfag now? I'd better get laid or an hero before I turn into a wizard.
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>>688096709
i'm glad meow is catching on meow.
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>>688096767
Haha! Wowzer!

You learn new things everyday on this site! Is "moot" used a lot in conversations? Thanks! Haha!
-Charles
I found a new "meme" ! Haha!
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>>688089407
>>Oldfag = 1998 - 2014
>2014
>Oldfag
Clearly, OP is a newfag
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22 sets of dubs in this thread my guys
kill me please
lets go for 69
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Hey guys. Can I have some help on my youtube channel? I think I am improving very much! ^_^.
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Any other anons here from the nosleeptv raid?
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>>688095326
>tfw used newgrounds 2000-2004 on my hs computers because they were way faster than my dialup and the games were dope

any you bitches used to play that tank game where you shoot the rockets over the hill at each other?

>tfw 4chan since 08 and 30 years old

fucking pokemon world online brought me here for the memes. ugh.
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>>688089407
what does ITT and newfag means...?
also where do i create a new account?
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>>688096874
>>688096993
>>688096836
>>688096570

spotted the newfags worried about "facts" and "historical accuracy" and "reality".

go back to were you came from, new faggots

so summer in here today
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[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]
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>>688096917
Let's play spot the faggo- oh there you are.
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>>688097246
>i'm glad meow is catching on meow.

I've been meowing since before meowing was a thing on the internet, new summer homosexual
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>>688097361
Shut the fuck up newfag
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>>688097407
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>>688097327
spotted the rain man new summer fag nig
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>>688089407
>2013=oldfag
>I am your God meow.
>also fuxk off
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>>688097407
Hey, fa**ots is not entirely appropriate in this thread, you know. Just making sure you know, bud. :)

-Charles
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>>688097524
Hey kiddo, I was here since 2011
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>>688089407

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU etc.

/b always has been cancer
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john is kill

no

you candy-ass roody-poo
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Fuck all of you
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>>688097482
>Let's play spot the faggo- oh there you are.
>oh there you are.
>you

I THINK I WAS VERY CLEAR ABOUT REFERRING TO ME AS "shim"

reported! never breed! kill yourself faggot!
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>>688093814
/thread
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>>688096659
>you guys are fags
you know what they say...

...the first to accuse, sucked the dick, fucked the muse.
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>>688091479
Deep stuff
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>>688097659
Fuck you, nigger. Kill yourself.
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Lurk more faggots.
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>>688097407
go back to /pol/ cunt
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>>688089407
we still posting finger boxes or am i too late?
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>>688097845
I fucked your mother
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>>688097256
Charles,

We encourage you to express your laughter, so please don't hold back. Try to add a few more "Haha!'s" K, buddy?

Oh-kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?
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>>688097763

Get the fryer ready!
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>>688097973
Mu mom died, you cunt
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You're all retarded
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I heard...
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>>688097370
>Any other anons here from the nosleeptv raid?
No, nigger.

This is mostly a 2013-2014 Oldfag thread.
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Lurk more, faggots.
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>>688097131
I don't know what that is.
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>>688090408
sauce on the pic?
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>>688098096
Hey, man, sorry. How did she die?
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>>688089407
where dem jlaw nudes?
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>>688097756
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>>688098151
>your
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>>688098255
You
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THE GURILLUH DID NOTHIN WRONG
WHY NOT PUT HIM TO SLEEP INSTEAD OF PUTTING HIM TO SLEEP WITH A GUN
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>>688089407
fag
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>>688089407
Yeah! 95 rules!!
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>>688089407
how's your summer OP? Any plans?
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>>688089407
at full force, ass, mouth, vagina you candy-ass

Sage goes in all fields
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>>688098296
copyposta + using filler characters
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War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The World awaited Armageddon, instead something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxuries once though the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American Dream.
Years of consumption lead to shortages of nearly every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory.
It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid for myself, my wife, for my infant son.
Because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.
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This site used to be good. Then everything else came along and ruined it.
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>>688097763
fuck you
I identify as a cthulhukin ftaghnsexual, and you will respect my pronouns, lord, master, or onii-sama

a sheep such as you belongs in the stomach of higher beings like me, who actually try to fight this god awful system. You lack the ears to hear meta. The eyes to see the a e s t h e t i c , and the mouth to envelope my dick in my kin's primary method of making contact with lower life forms such as yourself.

The weak should just die. Hmph.
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>>688097395
>what does ITT and newfag means...?
>also where do i create a new account?

1) ITT means "Internal Technological Transfer"

2) a "newfag" is someone who just today signed up for [[b]].

3) you can register for [[b]] by clicking Alt+F8 and erasing your Windows Registry, or if you have a Mac, simply throwing your Mac against the wall with all the fury of a bi-polar nigger.

I hope this helped, old fag!

You're clearly an oldfag, a gentleman, and a scholar!

#Clinton2016
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THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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>>688098296

IQ is a bad measure for the intelligence and it's been proven by science, but I mean how am I to say, beside a future psychologist.

> inb4 spotted the black
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>>688097524
>Shut the fuck up newfag
spotted the summer faggot angry black nigger who doesn't understand these kind of threads

le kek. le meow.
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Does anyone even want to know or care to know how to triforce?

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>>688089407
>Oldfag = up to 2014
Newfag. Joined exactly in the year 2014.
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>>688098777
as you can see by my lucky trips, I'm not a newfag
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Woah, haha! I found a funny picture for you, Charles! I think people should cut down on the cussing because what if children find this site? This is a pretty good internet website and I don't want to waste its data, so i'll stop typing for now :)

-Sincerely, Bob
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>>688097646
Hey Charles,

Ouch! Shucks, buddy. We...we actually don't correct each other here on [[b]], so what you just did is a violation of article...

...PSYCHE! Got you, huh buddy?

I'm just joking around, "homie". Hahaha!

Of course, I apologize profusely for intruding upon your safe space, my friend.

Excelsiorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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>>688098690
> inb4 spotted the black
I think you mean nigger.

>future psychologist
would you like fries with that?

where is that image of god tier-to-shit tier majors when you need it.
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>>688098357
Oh yeah
>I fucked you're mom
>your a faggot
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>>688098466
Todd please go
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>>688098569
>I identify as a cthulhukin ftaghnsexual

I want to say this made me kek so hard, but here on [[b]] we don't like to offend others.

So, thank you for your wonderful post, old fag.
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>>688099165
kek, classic
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>>688099129
Newfag spotted.

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>>688090015

this,a i think an olfag should be around here since 2006 or 2008. all more recent continues to be newfags
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>>688099181
thnx for fixing XD

also, no clue what this webm is...
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>>688099091

> didn't even pay attention my reasonning
your an old fag for sure
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Don't forget to but your 4chan gold
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I remember when Tor was apparently a big deal when I was in 10th grade in 2009. Also when anonymous corrupted my mind and made me think they were going to do something big in the world and then later on a vaccumm of cancer was created and /b/ hasn't been the same
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>>688089407
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>>688099435
A dog teaching a monkey to dance
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winter 2009

this threads gay and so are you op.
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>>688092188
did you save the same vid twice?

i don't even remember my first time on 4chan...

wait...did this guy really save a vid twice?
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>>688098754
Woah there! No harm, but I don't think we use that racial slur anymore ;)
I think we should just have a good chat time :)
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Tits or it didn't happen

Been here since 2009

Fuck all you stupid 13 year old summerfags
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>>688099653
I remember going to high school with a pager.

Beat you, nigger.
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>>688099392
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>>688098663

This is her FATHER. I backtraced you and reported you to the cyber police. YOU DUN GOOFED!

Also PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
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>>688089407
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>>68809992fine, you win fag
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nah man, judging people is rude
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>>688099990
Pretty close to quints.
See >>688099999
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>>688089407
Hey guys remember fingerboxes? Care to share some dank memes and rare pepes? Le epic fail guy. Peenus weanus :~)
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>>688100100
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2008-present are all fucking n00bs.
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>>688098777
spill the beans anon
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>>688099389
No problem. Save it, it's yours my friend.
it's the least I can do for...mentally impaired children of the 11 ribbed man
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i remember ids on /b/
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>>688089407
Newfag = after 2010
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>>688100651
No, anyone after 2007 is new.
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>>688099940
here you go /b/ro!

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>>688094499
Checked.
Also, I've ever seen a single image that pretty much summed up all my Ex's @ once, until now.
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>>688100819
Wrong. Anyone after 2003 is new
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>>688100448
Alright, type these (in brackets mean hold alt button while typing number after dash, on numpad not top numbers)
[alt-0129], space, [alt-0129], space [alt-30], enter, [alt-30], space, [alt-30].

Yes I know that no characters or spaces appear when you key [alt-0129]. If not working toggle numlock.
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>>688101007
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Let's see if I triforced
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>>688101190
good job newfag
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlPtB5TXV3Y
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>>688101007
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>>688101415
congrats
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>>688101007 you are my god
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>>688101650
You are welcome my child
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>>688089407
The perfect gril
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Anybody who actually remembers old /b/ lurked for years before so much as replying to a post...the old days.
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>>688102183
too soon
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>>688102183
Dude.

Too soon.
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>>688102183
too photoshoped
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>>688089407
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>>688102183
who tf is this, Did she die?
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anyway I'm off to go be a weeaboo faggot so see you /b/ros later
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>>688102183
Too late.
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I got here at the start of 2014. Does that make me both a newfag and oldfag or what?
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>>688102725
image search to find out
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>>688089407
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>>688095988
Le???? DID YOU? JUST? FUCKING? SAY? LE?????????

RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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