Happy D Day 4chan!
Singles get rocked by MG-42 fire and heavy shelling
Doubles live to tell the tale
Trips gets the medal of honor
Clear the ramp! Thirty seconds!
well, didn't expected much from this shitty life
we're all fuckex
Charging in, naked and screaming.
Medic Zoidberg reporting for duty
meanwhile over normandy anyone rolling a 69 gets shot out of the air
>>688086280
See you in Caen fuck bois.
I'm pretty lucky
Hello Juno beach!
One day, Spielberg is gonna make a movie about this
>>688086280
Why celebrate d day? Its a dark and sad day for mankind
Wait for them to reload!
>>688086280
"spews"
i just want to kill nazi's mom
make it home
BANGALORESS CLEAR DA SHINGLE
>>688087709
we are celebrating this pic right here /b/ro
I'M GONNA TAKE THAT MG POSITION OUT SARGE!
Fire in the hole
>>688086280
Singles-doubles-triples is fucking retarded and way too much of the bandwidth here is contaminated with that shithead type of posting
SWORD!!!
Jumping onto the beaches, killin some nazis
SHIT, SNIPE-
Sweet when am I getting the medal
>>688086280
Get off the beach you sunza bitches!
>>688088158
posthumously getting the purple heart
Game over, man, Game ove,
The Canadians join the fight.
Runs in flailing arms around Team America style
GET DOWN!
FOR AMERICAAAA
Tell my mom tha-
>>688088289
Sorry 'boot that Jerry it seems you're on our beach!
>>688088065
Jesus, anon, keep your head down. You almost lost it.
Get to the choppa!!!!
>>688086280
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>688086280
Wooooooooo fuck the nazis
>>688088277
>>688087799
w-we made it but bubba took it rip
>>688087711
>>688087799
>>688087977
>>688088277
>>688088433
grandpa, please tell us how it was the war
AT LEAST I GET A POSTHUMOUS PURPLE HEART
rick rawl
fuck it, i'm just running back into the ocean.
I'm on da beach
S-sergeant, d-does it look bad? I'm gonna see ma mama again right?
I will die for no real reason and be happy with it.
>>688088598
you know gramps doesn't like to talk about the war
>let em burn jim don't waste your bullets, let em burn
>>688086280
Check em
>>688088788
>I am now cursed to live a life I never wanted
I don't want to live forever do I?
So long fellas, it's been a pleasure
>>688088667
so close
>>688088835
>still died
>>688086280
Fuck you nigger
>>688086280
Hello everybody!
>>688088889
>>688088889
awwww shit you were almost Hitler
>>688088889
download a better script program fagotron
>>688088835
Lt. Dan
Let me take them out guys
>>688088889
mother of god
I just wanna get back home
>>688088784
Yeah son, yer gonna see her real soon...I toldja about her gettin' cancer, right?
>>688086280
Roll for Private Ryan
>>688088889
Posthumous MOH?
hold the door
>>688086280
I'M COMING FOR GLORY!
>inb4 webm related
Im going in."COVERING FIRE"
>>688087977
>>688088433
>>688087799
>>688088833
>>688088788
>>688088644
>nevarforget.jpg
I am vomiting inside my helmet and throwing it overboard. After 13 times I hope it's my lucky day on Omaha Beach!
SHIT GRENADE!
>>688086280
roll
lets do it
They call me Mr Stiller
I'm gonna build a wall all over you damn nazis
Give him covering fire! now! now!
STORM THE SHINGLES
UP THE BEACHES
PUSH
>>688086280
FOR MURICAAAAasdhaahdasfsadhd.... fucking...germans.....
>>688086280
rollin
am kill?
Truth be told, hitler seems like a pretty cool guy.
All right then, here goes!
Cover me, I'm reloading.
>>688086280
Ready to die for my country
strap in boys we're goin in hot
Fuck my life
>>688089869
one of the brave few who lost their lives plummeting to the earth on fire with a destroyed parachute in Normandy
observed
EMMMMAAAAAAA
I'm rolling in. I'll see you on the beach boys.
I Survived!
I'm coming, don't worry
>>688089869
Saluted
>>688086280
Right boys,let's do this. LEEEEEEEROOOOOOY JENKINSSSSS!
Nevar forget
>>688088788
Not today anon.
Son
Bring me home
Bless me Patton
Widow main reporting in
I saved this guy
Fall,
>>688086280
would I
>>688090340
>he says right before getting shot in the head.
Kill me
>>688086280
Nice knowing you guys
>>688090559
But you're both dead anon, but wait! Here comes trump to save us all!
>>688090135
21 gun salute for corporal b/tard ready...
is it playtime yet?
>>688090920
*with dying breath* that's a fucking lie btw
For God and country!!!!
Hitler, please
>>688090935
Can't stump our savior
FUCK WATCH OUT GERMAN MG RIGHT ON THAT RID.......
I brought a strange artifact on the landing craft, I hope I can make it with it's unnatural powers
Here are the back up!
today is a good day to be in the navy
>>688086280
gogogo!
Death to kikes
God Speed Boys!
MoH here i come
OH GOD, MY GUTS, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE... CORPSMAN!!!
>>688086280
I AIN'T NO SENATOR'S SOONNN
Jokes on yall, I'm coast guard
>>688086280
>>688086280
what are we even fighting for?
>>688091552
*U-boating intensifies*
IM GONNA DIE OR DIE TRYING
When you die in battle.
But first you explode shit up one MG42 bunker
Ryan! Ryannnnn!
It won't be quick, and probably not painless. But fuck it
>>688086280
Eagle four foward!!!!
>>688086280
'MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fuck the nazis
>>688086280
this is fubar
>>688086280
rawlin
>channeling my grandfather who passed through in the later waves. would never talk about it unless he was drunk. he always mentioned how terrible it smelled, and how thick the ocean was with guts.
bereit die Maschinengewehre . im Namen des Führers müssen wir die imperialistische amerikanische Schweine abstoßen.
for honor and glory!
gonna live
Don't worry... Just fell off the tractor is all...
>>688088889
you Heil'd too hard
>tfw I drown in the water because of my very heavy equipment, and never even get on shore.
>>688086280
FOR FREEDOM
STARS AND STRIPES
Jim 10 packs of smokes and a chocolate bar says I get at least 1 kill with a bayonet.
FIND A WAY
Today I am going to shoot numerous amounts of Americans with my friend Jürgen.
When you dont die.
Here we go
Pls singles
>>688086280
FOR 'MURICAAAA!!!!!
CLEAR THAT FUCKING MURDER HOLE. RIGHT FLANK WATCH YOUR FUCKING SPACING
>>688086280
D-day is my birthday
Here goes nothin
did i make it?
>>688086280
I lived to tell the tale but I cant help feel guilty for my /b/rothers in arms who died defending this thread
For God and for country.
For Hitler!
BOOM!
btw HOI4 comes out today boys
IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP
>>688091655
Tom Hanks isn't dead?!? Plot twist!
Let's gooo
Dont worry, Ivan is here with a bazooka
>>688092342
Kill thineself, nave.
I'm going in.
>>688086280
Medal Get
>>688086280
>Hears two clicks
>Is it the grasshoper signal, or a Kar98 reloading?
Audie fuckin murphy!
>>688092552
I'M HIT
>>688086280
B-but im German
>>688086280
Onc3 more into the fray
>>688092568
Kar98 reloading. Rip.
>"I heard two clicks! I heard two clicks!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDLcKqV_WjA
What, this isnt a party?
THAT MORTAR PIT NEEDS TO GO, I NEED 2 MEN WITH ME
Fuck, anon. I caught the tail-end of that shrapnel. Does it look bad?
I can't feel my legs.
Fuck it, I'll roll
Get ready! DROP THE RAMPS!
>>688092760
I'm with you Sarge!
>>688086280
here we go
>>688092687
okay then you die from just shelling
get cover!
>>688092792
Medic!
medal or bust
I got this
>>688092766
You're gonna make it Anon, look at me, don't look at the cut! You look fine, you look beautiful!
>>688092859
The medic is a SPY!
>>688086280
time to get mowed down
>>688086280
Fucking Nazis!
>>688092996
For fucks sake, where's the heavy? They're gonna cap the beach point and I've got uber!
Eventually their trigger fingers will get tired.
>>688086280
I want to live. I got a sweet dame back home and a boy on the way.
Moh get
>>688092766
you will survive, it's not to bad, i think
Fucking Nazis!
>>688086280
God help us all
tfw quads
Fuck it. No will to live anyways.
>>688092968
No one done ever told me that afore.
All those lonesome nights in the trenches, playin' your harmonica all sour, Imma miss you anon.
I'M COMIN', SHEILA
>>688093155
slam that pussy good *hack* *cough* DO YOU HEAR ME CORPORAL!
>>688086280
Sgt. Aaron O'neil reporting in
>>688086280
Heros never die!
you see that machine gun nest at the top of the hill i need covering fire while you me and jacob storm it
Fucking gay nazis!
lets kill some nazi basta-a-argh
bring out the bangalores!
ALL SHINY AND CHROME
I heard the MG42 isn't very accura- *riiiiip*
>>688086280
CHARGE!!!!
>>688093493
No nigger do it yourself
>>688093183
Comfort me anon. Sing me the song of your people, like you did before the world went to shit.
Look me in my fuckin eye and tell me I can drag-ass out of here.
Anon, I need you to deliver this letter for m-
Jacob here, grenade is Cocked and ready to go
Bring up the Bangalore torpedos!!!
>>688086280
HOORAH
>>688092208
Lieutenant? Hey are you-oh God I'm gonna be sick
>>688093700
how do you sleep at night
Meanwhile in afrika
>>688093357
>"Dammit! Give us a fucking chance you son of a bitch!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsQOWCbiQvI
dubs = hitler thread
>>688093829
With his sweet combat-tested dubs nestled under his pillow.
>>688093829
I don't. I am but the shell of a man. Every day the faces haunt me.
I will not die on this damn beach so far from home
A MoH would pull so much pussy.
For the glory
>>688093700
I'M YOUR FUCKING CAPTAIN I'LLE HAVE YOU COURT MARSHALED WE ARE TAKING THAT NEST WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
>>688093970
I keked
>>688093414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuQZJHfWf9U
>>688092208
>"Five men is a juicy opportunity, one man's a waste of ammo."
Sarge where are my legs??
>>688094355
WITNESS
>>688094126
But you see captain nigger, I have dubs. You do not. So look at me. I am the captain now, nigger
Taking fire, need assistance!
>>688094355
Private Anon, you're kneeling.
Goddamn they send me the retards.
>>688094355
You're going home Lieutenant Dan!
Wut amorph guy save the day
>>688094671
It's better than being stuck with the blacks.
GARBAGE DAY!!
>>688086280
DEUS VULT
Ah, hell boys.
Kraut caught an artery, I'll never get back home to OP's momma. Bot needs a daddy. What was it all for?
The killing, the dying, the sweet gets? *cough*
I-it's.. rainin' men.. *hits the razorwire, tearing my right eye clean out* hallelujah.. it's..
Im trans...so moh get
>>688095010
Godamit
Not one MoH in this whole company. You all should be ashamed of yourselves, Bravo Company already got 3. Bravo is a bunch of pretty boys who don't get dirt under their fingernails and you're telling me you don't have what it takes!?
>>688094557
SEE THIS PICTURE ITS ME AS AN OLD MAN AFTER THE WAR AND SEE THESE >>688087799 THATS ME NIGGER ONE OF THE FIRST UP THE BEACHES
NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU UNLESS YOU HELP ME STORM THAT NEST
Dong saya dae!
>>688094355
They ain't there, anon!
Everybody around me are dying
And yea though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shal fear no evil, for the lord my dubs is with me
here goes
>>688094699
Private! Get the Lieutenant out of this fire. You boys are going home. Time for me to meet my maker.
>>688095302
>Oh god those peoples
>>688094699
fuck off, he's fine, shoot some na...
>>688095147
They don't give Medals of Honor for dying on some godforsaken beach sir.
>>688095266
I told you nigger. I'm not going to do it.
Rip
>>688095483
*summarily executed*
Triple the beach triple the Honor
>>688095329
And I been blastin' at krauts for so long that evenmysarge he think that my mind is gone
I'm the patriotic guy tha lil' anons wanna be like on mah knees day and night sayin' prayers havin' gunfights
Im gonna blow up that mg nest
>>688095560
Fuck close
surviving? No
I wanna live to tell the tale
>>688086280
<Runs straight down the drop ramp screaming like a girl>
What's it all for? Why can't the jews take their own beaches!
>>688095266
Reporting Sir! I'm the only one who made it off the boat, you got my back?
>>688086280
This is our fines hour
>>688095738
They just lack the concentration
>>688086280
You assholes are all late to the party.
Tell my wife that I love her
>>688095483
YOU BETTER END UP IN FUCKING CASABLANCA OR FUCKING SWITZERLAND BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH THE WAR OTHERWISE I'M COMING FOR YOUR COWARD ASS
LETS GO BOYS STORM THAT NEST AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
>>688095812
Slippy! For fucks sake, do a barrel roll!
>>688087495
Moh get
Hitler did nothing wrong
