Waifu claiming thread:Chibi Edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Hey everyone.
Miho claimed
>>688081124
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>>688081386
Penny Claim!
Akiko claimed
>I am your shield
>>688079986
What a sad attempt at an insult. I expected more from you Kyouko
>>688080066
This, fucking this
I don't get why they made her and her cocky arrogant squeaky pseudo-british voice the poster child for Overwatch. Her purpose in the game is literally be as annoying as possible
>>688080081
Good morning me to you. What time is it where you are?
>>688080521
Have you ever worn or even seen antarctic clothing? That stuff doubles the size of your legs and they are fit tight to conserve heat. Even so I wil admit they are pretty chunky
So she has thicc thighs, your point being?
>>688080907
Ah, soldier 76, the overwatch character who doesn't belong in overwatch. He was seriously only added to pander to csgo and CoD fags
His backstory is also one of the most generic ones "hurr durr fallen hero, muh revenge, i work from the shadows"
>>688081386
Team Fortress 2 > Overwatch
Talking /waifu/ shop requests if anyone has any.
>>688080693
Stop refusing it, you love the strangling.
>>688080820
>>688080911
I don't know... random military stuff, I just know he will be on the field for 5 days without power.
>>688080850
I pay myself a penny each time I tell you.
>It goes in my swear can for obvious reasons.
>>688080902
Like a match made in heaven, you and I!
>Now time for nude whip cream wrestling.
>>688081237
I wouldn't be if you showed me yours...
>But you talked about putting your thing in me, and that it wouldn't fit
>Ill stay up for you~
>>688081407
well then I'll just sneak it
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>688081592
You don't need to double post at me, I keep old threads open until they 404.
>>688081656
>I'm literally mentally handicapped: the post
>>688080608
Haha. Nice.
>Rattle rattle
>>688081669
kagami is in military?
>>688081592
Honestly her voice bugs me, its just trashy
>Even my my best friend who's originally from Liverpool said he couldn't stand that shit.
>"She sounds like a cat from south London being beaten to death by a blender with a piece of metal stuck in the blade.
>Although I can't play Overwatch because poorfag.
>Still totally fave Mei.
She is all mine
>>688081669
I hope it's training and I wish the guy best
>>688081060
:D
>>688081144
Lucky! It takes me 30-45min before shit goes down
>>688081243
Hello Galky
>>688081273
Warm or cold are great! Saying your good night next thread?
>>688081770
It's the scary cute unicorn!
Hонна claimed.
Don't have a chibi of her I'm afraid.
>>688081904
Yeah.
What a badass.
>>688081904
Yes.
>>688081518
Barry.
>>688081592
>What a sad attempt at an insult. I expected more from you Kyouko
But it's not an insult, it's a fact.
That's rich coming from you thougfh, with those tracer insults :^)
>>688081703
>Now time for nude whip cream wrestling.
Sounds really messy.
>>688081656
>Talking /waifu/ shop requests if anyone has any.
I request anything involving Kyouko.
Do your best.
>Or worst
>>688081986
Good claim.
>>688081703
why though?
>>688081752
no that would make me paranoid
still alive
>>688081944
Yes, in about ten minutes time.
>>688081944
Except without the horse pussy. Just human pussy, human butt, and big claws.
>>688082119
Kyouko.
>>688081986
Hello
>>688082224
cool I imagine a jump scare with cat like reflexes
just don't hit in the nads please.
>>688081816
You might as well comment on the actual response to your previous post or my expert photoshop skills while you're at it
>>688081906
I always hated her. Her design, the way she plays, everything. I even made pasta (see below)
>Although I can't play Overwatch because poorfag.
Bot, I feel you friend. I had to blackmail people in order for me to be able to buy it.
>>688082119
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filthy Tracer picking fuck? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the tutorial, and I’ve been involved in numerous payload missions on Route 66, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Winston warfare and I’m the top widowmaker in the entire Overwatch playerbase. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Tracer picking filth. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Battlenet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career profile. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my melee attacks. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Overwatch foundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, filthy Tracer main.
>>688082119
Thanks anon-chan. An emotionless slav such as myself needs a tall, emotionless Slavic waifu afterall.
>>688081816
Sorry, I actually like a bit of competition.
>Being this casual
>>688082119
Sure, I'll find something neat.
>>688082556
>Rattle rattle
>>688082119
And really tasty.
>>688082224
Because white is a bad word.
>Highbrow political joke
>Wew were really catering to our audience tonight.
>>688082538
Milk Drinker.
are you going to finish that croissant
>>688082803
Only cause yours is the best!
>>688082292
I realized this is the first time I've seen you going to bed early lol
>>688082337
So she's thick all around?
>>688082549
Wew
>>688082485
i dont react like that i would just leave and always be looking around
>>688082773
its just a color
Diane claimed
>>688081592
It is now 9:30 and almost time for me to go to work.
>>688081703
Show you my what?
Jet! Ski!
Don't go pulling a Maki on me.
>Seems I'm not getting ready yet
>Cousin in the shower
>>688082957
Yep.
>>688082847
Memes
>>688082701
I'll impatiently wait.
>>688082549
Nice.
>Maining in Overwatch
Stop being cancer :^)
>>688082773
>And really tasty.
I bet that's just how you like it.
>>688082943
It really is.
>>688083072
Hi there, how are you?
>>688082480
Hello, Miho-kun. What's it like drifting in a tank? It is surprisingly difficult to drift in an Is-2, even if our homeport is always iced over...
>>688083152
carl wheezer
>>688083252
Hey cowbro. I'm doing well, as always.
>>688083031
nads are safe then , then just accept one and we could be done with . until the next one
>>688082292
Good night qt.
Look forward to talking to you later.
>>688083379
see thats the thing do it once and people would want more
>>688083057
If you showed me your boobs makoto!
>You keep looking at mine!
>perv
>>688083031
Exactly what the shades want you to think!
>>688083152
Oh how'd you know?
>I love a mouth full of flavor.
>>688083057
What's this about maki now?~
>>688083072
>
Christ those are the best types of women. You sir have good tastes even though I don't know where she's from
>>688083152
I main reinhardt. Fite me
>>688083566
its a safe procedure
>>688083601
Kantai Collection.
>>688082957
Yea, stayed up for 22 hours a few days ago, feel asleep at about 8 PM, haven't fixed (fuck up) my sleep schedule yet. I definently miss it though, I enjoyed everyone on threads during middle of the night, didn't feel depressed during those time either.
>>688083473
OK, another five minutes. Then I'll go to sleep.
Mine
>>688082957
That's fresh pasta, made by me, Akiko-anon
Feel free to save and share the love
>>688083057
5:40 here
>time for me to go to work.
May the gods belssings be upon you, I have to go in at 10 and I'll be done by 10:30. After that I have the next 2 days off
>>688083152
I don't main anything you implying little shit. I have heroes that I prefer playing over others, but I will switch to whatever the situation requires. You gotta be flexible if you want to win meta-shifting games like Overwatch
> :^)
Literally kill yourself Kyouko
>>688083601
>I main reinhardt
You can get away with this because Reinhardt is viable in every comp in every situation
>>688083756
Speaking of which...
>Not my claim
>Nonna is mine
>>688083777
I should really go to sleep too, but sleeping at 4:44AM isn't going to fix my schedule, gotta stay awake all day.
>>688083599
how much do you have in that jar would you say?
>>688083738
i dont care its uncomfortable
>>688083330
Good.
>>688084050
>Manifest Brestiny
Every time.
>>688084250
only if you make it so
>>688083940
> but I will switch to whatever the situation requires.
Obviously, that's the way the game is meant to be played, kek.
>Literally kill yourself Kyouko
Nah, thanks.
>>688083601
>I main reinhardt.
Atleast Reinhardt is useful in 95% of the cases.
>>688083599
>Oh how'd you know?
Just a random guess...
>>688083283
Carl Croissant
>>688084229
kek
this is the logic I employ whenever I try to fix my rythm
It never works
>Akiko
>>688083599
Y-You can't prove that!
>>688083601
I am apparently partially to blame for keeping Maki up the last few nights.
>>688083940
That was a typo because I wasn't planning on being back till about then. It's about 8:45 PM now, but I generally leave for work between 10 and 10:30. Get off at 7 AM and have the next 2 days off as well.
>Cousins out now
>I'll be back in 20 or so
>>688083756
Thats a game from what I heard right?
>>688083777
Longest I've been up was 34 hours
>>688083940
I will man
Reinhardt is my nigga
>>688084390
Cause he my nigga
>Gardevoir claim
musik: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV_6lwy8xxQ
>>688084523
Yeah, a game. It's not really worth playing it from what I've heard, though.
>>688084381
Its that way naturally
>>688084489
If you can manage through the day then pass out at like 7PM or so, it usually works.
It'll revert back eventually, but hey.
>>688083252
Indeed
>>688083254
Mako is crazy that's why but with practice you can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ti7z807Dmk
>>688084626
then we'll work on it
also don't forget to check the page
>>688084250
At one point I had 800 dollars in it.
But a buddy needed money.
>Also it's a can.
>>688084390
I guess you like sweet things!
>>688084491
You told me you were!
I feel violated
>But not violated enough
You sleep when I'm at work and work when I sleep. The perfect combo for maximum lewdness!
the greatest fucking song ever written
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nCrsKJDUoY
Well guys, it's time for me to go to sleep. I wish upon you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu. Remember to stay sugoi boys.
>>688085011
Again with this shit Mugi, what the fuck.
>>688084699
That's not news to me. She is well beyond off her rocker. Katyusha is too, but a hot cup of milk puts her to bead quite easily... perhaps you should try that.
Also, just for any anon who wants to get boat tits, don't play the game. You'll get dick-ed over by MM every time and lose your boat waifus to Eo-class battleships every time. Just stick to the Hentai.
>>688085064
Good night again.
Hope you sleep well.
>>688084390
> that's the way the game is meant to be played
Don't tell me things I already know like I do 80% of the time
>Nah, thanks.
Just do it man, all the cool kids are doing it nowadays
>>688084523
https://youtu.be/QgZuCW5Oihg
Reinhardt is both strong and fun to play
10/10 character gg Blizzard
>>688084667
The problem is I never manage to sleep at 7 pm unless I'm drunk and pass out. There's just too much I want to do in one day
>>688085064
Take 20 sleeping pills with a shot of whiskey, you'll fall asleep in no time
Night Shiro
>>688084491
Nigga what'd you do? Lmao you must have had his interest really peaked
>>688084527
https://youtu.be/jJ-U-Oh5_Ek
>>688084604
And I'm guessing with the game, come an anime?
>>688085011
Actually
https://youtu.be/JqqgmO8VNyU
>>688085064
Night shiro!
>>688085191
*Wo class
Nonna cannot into English.
>>688085064
g'night
>>688085254
No idea.
>>688085238
>like I do 80% of the time
>Not 100%
Not good.
>Just do it man, all the cool kids are doing it nowadays
I don't think I'm that cool yet.
>>688084847
I surely do.
>>688085238
Not yet.
>Shiro
>>688085191
kek
chara claimed
>>688084527
Yo~
>>688085131
its so bad but i like it at the same time help
>>688085254
thats mildly adequate
>>688084776
i dont want to work on it and most of the jobs are for drivers and nurses
>>688084847
how much do you put in a night?
finished akame ga kill. that was amazing
>>688085238
I have to be absolutely shattered otherwise I'll just keep waking up.
>stuggle is real.
~Yui
>>688085594
I didn't know you stayed up this late.
>>688085722
Akame Ga Kill is such a good anime. That ending though!
>Tfw never ending sadness.
![[]D.[].[]V[].[]D.png](https://i.imgur.com/NJsG7bX.png "[]D.[].[]V[].[]D.png"){kind=small}
>>688085436
Baking.
>>688085659
you have to . did you check on part time too ?
>>688085238
Dude that's fucking amazing!
>>688085356
You're a fast responder
>>688085638
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>688085688
Hey there you are! What's up?
>
>>688085722
I won't say a thing for spoiler but bulat and bols are my favorite
>>688085254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR7ChWwjnJQ
>>688085628
Yo dude
>>688085858
i don't sleep
claiming
>>688085722
>akame ga kill
Sounds like the name of a bug spray
>>688085979
no i dont who would that please and yeah i looked at them all and its physical therapists nurses and drivers
>>688086028
hey THATS PRETTY GOOD
>>688086028
very sad ending. i hate sad endings
>>688085864
i wont spoil either, but i like Esdeath even tho someone claims her in these threads. not rolling to steal tho, will keep nyarko kek
>>688086319
you're sort of right o.o
>>688086028
Thank you.
>>688086028
>What's up?
>>688086047
Hows it going? My thighs are sore as hell, aside from that I had a lazy day ^^
>Except grocery shopping, but thats kinda fun for me.
>>688085436
I wonder how much you can put in your mouth.
>Popsicle, that is.
>>688085659
One to 7 cents.
>Depends on how the day goes.
>>688086186
But if you slept you could stab people on your dreams.
>actually my dream last night
>>688086363
>hey THATS PRETTY GOOD
>I have a chrome extension for that and for Mildly adequate
Kill me.
>>688085925
Nice.
>>688086468
>sort of right
That show must be shit then.
>>688086728
i do too
you never know when they might be useful :^)
Robin Hood from Fate/Extra & Fate/Grand Order.
>>688086841
The show is better than whatever you're waifu is from. The name sounds like a japanese bug spray or a gun but boi if you talk shit about akame ga kill i will kill you. it is my 2nd favorite anime now, 2nd to nyarko
>>688086326
both! , but you have to work on it first.
that is an odd town you have there then
you can go to school and be a nurse you still have time or one of them nurse/accountants or home visit nurse
>>688086645
I've been good, Playing Crypt of the NecroDancer. Pretty fantastic, thank you.
>>688085864
>>688086468
Did you know in the manga its way worse/good?
>>688086047
https://youtu.be/Q0HZaNzvFyk
>>688086237
O shit waddup
>>688086363
Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't watch filthy frank. People around me makes reference and say his memes
>>688086482
Dude. Heart eyes are the best eyes. What up with you?
>>688086619
In other words with you: secret stuff :p
>>688087069
Really good taste.
>>688087058
Exactly :^)
>>688086674
That's a good question.
>>688087299
worse/good? wut
>nyarko
>>688087299
I don't know, I'm just being myself.
Breakfast time motherfuckers.
>>688085436
>Not 100%
I'll try to amp it up
>I don't think I'm that cool yet.
Well you'll never be cool unless you do like they do
You know how they bleach their asshole? Well you can easily bleach your entire intestinal tract by simply drinking bleach.
Yea, it's that simple!
>>688085522
I thought you were cool Shiro
>>688085799
Intense training and then a nice swig of mead does it for me when I gotta force it. Just do push ups until you can't lift your arms anymore and lie down
>>688086028
https://youtu.be/rZT4urxD3Bo
>>688086186
You too?
Where have you been the past 4 hours?
well im going to bed not feeling to well gnight guys
>>688087299
>very
>>688087439
its 12 pm
>>688087204
Sweet. I'm playing Stonehearth atm, its a colony survival game, really fun though, I've got nearly 20 citizens who are doing the best they can.
>These fucking goblins though
>If I had like, 4 more soldiers, I'd go over there and rip them a new asshole.
>They keep strolling up to my village not expecting six people to rush them and kill them on site.
>>688087556
Night ^^
>>688087299
on the filthy frank channel but its technically idubbbz but whatever
i love franks vids personally
>>688087364
:^)
>>688087478
No worries, existing makes me tired.
>>688087299
>it's dat boi!
>>688086363
>>688086728
>>688087902
madness
>>688087364
A good question with a good answer.
>I'd bet half way.
Jack Joyce claimed.
>>688086674
huh and excuse me i need to take a shower
>>688087122
id rather not and excuse me i must shower
>>688087556
hope you feel better
>>688087478
>I'll try to amp it up
Ok Lucio.
>Well you can easily bleach your entire intestinal tract by simply drinking bleach.
Fuck, I never thought of that.
Good idea.
>>688087721
iDubbbz, Franku and Max are all pretty decent.
I personally love Super Trash Bros from the recent stuff.
>Look Mario, it is a question blouch!
>>688087861
Oh god.
I'm not sure how to feel about this one.
But good job either way, I'll save it.
Might come in handy sometimes.
Thank you!
>>688088064
>I'd bet half way.
Who knows... might be like that.
>>688087784
Did you know you can also not exist? It's pretty easy
>>688087830
dead meme
>>688087861
>uncomfortable
>>688088152
what you'll be trained there and work on your own if you pick home visits
>>688087299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnU0vGDaSVA
>>688087686
Sweet, got any red heads in your colony yet?
>>688088345
>Ironically I have one named Penny
>She's a great cleric!
>>688088320
i love frank and idubbbz is pretty good (pun intended) but i dont really like max that much although i did like Super Trash Bros
>>688088152
Send nudes!
>And code white in there.
>>688088320
All the way?
>Shock
>>688084523
>34 hours
120 thread record holder reporting in.
>>688084847
I said no such thing! Where's your proof?!
>All about that time management yo
>>688085254
Music, life stories that I never actually fully explained, and lots of terrible puns.
>>688088320
>>688088830
I agree, all of 'em are pretty funny
>remember hair cake?
>>688088332
i dont want to be medical and be back soon showering
>>688088902
no and no
>>688087364
Thanks Anon.
>>688088320
>>688088327
>I'm not sure how to feel about this one.
>uncomfortable
Oh, yeah, I forgot. Everyone here is so innocent... celibate...
You guys gotta be kidding me. Quit the act, you like it.
>>688087414
Good as in better in the anime. Would say more because spoilers. Worse because sometimes, worse things happens in the manga
>>688087434
Dem heart eyes!
Chilling?
>>688087439
Eggs and bacon?
>>688087478
SHE CAUGHT THE CHAIR
>>688087573
Oh you. Have we ever held a re conversation before? Lol
>>688087721
FUCK
>>688087830
How ya doing?
>>688088345
https://youtu.be/hRVOOwFNp5U
Does anyone have the full image?
>>688089161
>worse things
lewd?
>>688088468
Fookin sweet! Also this game hates me, I grab a potion (A 1-Up) then suddenly RNGesus decided to throw everything at me
>>688089161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bDydG0MrrE
>>688089035
then be a truck driver
alone on the road , pick me up and we'll ride into the sunset
>>688089161
Toast and ice coffee.
>>688088987
>implying anybody DOESNT remember hair cake
i think that was the first thing in a long time to me gag
>>688088987
Hair cake was legit 10 times worse than vomit cake.
Like, I would prefer vomit over hair any day inside a cake.
>>688088902
>All the way?
Hey now, I never said that!
>>688089146
Well I never said I didn't like it!
It's good, it's not a bad picture to be honest, kek.
And I appreciate it that you made it since I requested it.
Well, time for me to head to bed. Work in the morning and all that. Goodnight everyone, sleep well!
>>688089161
pretty good, about to go to bed actually. you?
>>688089356
Kek. I've been having rather good luck so far in Stonehearth. I just need to get my mining operation underway.
>They don't autobuild ladders so you have to keep an eye on them any time they go down.
>I almost lost one of my best blacksmiths to the depths of a mine without a ladder.
>Luckily the carpenter is like the Flash.
>>688088320
>Lucio
You calling me a fucking hip hop nigger on roll-aids?
>>688089146
>innocent... celibate...
Kek, I probably shouldn't say this but I've done porn m8
The pic in itself is fine, but the caption makes it so awkward. I always get weirded out when girls call me daddy or when it happens in porn
>>688089161
Play of the game right there
>>688089572
>>688089539
Suprisingly, I watched both pretty unphased.
Still fucked up nonetheless.
>>688089800
Yeah I mean, they really didn't make me gag or anything.
Almost nothing makes me, kek.
Still, it's kinda disgusting.
>>688089741
Oi, Lucio is fun to play, even if he's a nig-nog.
Especially when you push people off the map in King of the Hill maps.
>>688088912
Each thread is about 30 min. Damn dude
>>688089335
Want me to say it?
>>688089356
https://youtu.be/UKphWr1N-JM
>>688089463
Butter or jam on top?
>>688089682
Staying up and messing with maki just because
>>688089741
>going ape shit
>shinoa
>>688088320
>>688090066
yes please! (unless someone doesnt want spoilers, in which case speak up now)
>>688090012
You know what's worse than both of those videos combined?
Foot fetishes.
>>688090066
Butter.
I'm a simple man.
>>688089675
G'night
>>688089719
Nice, do you just need an asston of wood for ladders?
>>688090066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SA
>>688081386
>mfw I get trips
>mfw I cuck op in his own waifu thread
Stolen
>>688089741
>Kek, I probably shouldn't say this but I've done porn m8
>>688090909
>triple 09s
Whats the ruling?
