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Hi
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Ooh. You're cute. <3

Where you at bb?
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>>688060328
tits or gtfo
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Greetings
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>>688060328
Hi
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>>688060328
"tits" means include nips

...or gtfo

...nice though.
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>>688060328
Show us your pussy please.
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gross
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>>688060328
Can I see your ass?
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nice bra, if you like bras
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>>688060328
Why hello
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i would ruin you
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Hi cumdumpster, can you show us your wrecked pussy and asshole since those b minus tits don't look very interesting. Or you could just go kill yourself.
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Hm
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>>688060328

For a trap you look okay. From what we can see, anyhow.
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lets get that bra off and some face pics
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>>688060328
yo what do you think of the kony man?
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>>688060328
How are you m'lady?
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More bra than boob. Let's see those Teets!
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post feet
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>>688060328
Feeling feisty there, Karla?
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>>688061111
Quads checked
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>>688060328
Hello op, what brings you to this shithole on this evening?
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>>688060328
Pic from behind while youre sitting on your feet
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>>688060328
more?
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>>688060328
Hello Cynthia
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kik me for some fun girls only @magicpieman
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>>688061355
any ass pics?
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How about some pussy?
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show cock pls
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>>688061355
Lovely hair, id also love to suckle those Hershey kisses
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>>688061355
Yesh! Moar!
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>>688061355
Beautiful nipples, I'm kind of an ass guy op, care to let me see it?
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gotta show the arse!
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I DESIRE GENITALS
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>>688061355
hey op, mind writing 'Will' on your chest/boob? thanks in advance!<3
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>>688060328
how's hopkins, Cynthia?
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hows wing ling, Cynthia?
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>>688061355
If you dont mind, what is your race? Your features I can't exactly place but I admire them
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Same girl as op?
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>>688062018
This is getting weird. My moms name is Cynthia
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>>688061642
Sure! Give me a second
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OP has gone back to smashing big rocks into small rocks
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>>688061355
What do we gotta do to see the rest?
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Any requests?
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>>688063092
Snap or kik?
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>>688063092
feet? tops and soles
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>>688063092
>>688061780
^this
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>>688063092
yeah quads already told you what to do
>>688061111
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>>688063092
more ass shots of you in wearing thongs
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>>688063092
multiple sharpies in pooper
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show asshole
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>>688063312
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>>688063431
this
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>>688063421
this^
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Pussy pic time?
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Let's see how hot the pussy is
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>>688063421
do this baby
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>>688063092
Before I request anything,
how old are you?
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>>688060328
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
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>>688063775
/b/ is an 18+ only board. Don't ask stupid questions please
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>>688063775
20
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>>688063775
shes old enough
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>>688063092
Take your bra off and show pic of you biting your lips and tits showing
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Spread your asshole as hard as you can
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If this is dubs, sharpie in pooper

If trips, face pic
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>>688063092
yo, if i get dubs, you post your tits with "Primo Fettuccine is Yummy for my Tummy" written on a piece of paper on your tummy wummy.
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>>688063092
Pussy pic
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show us that pussy ;3
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>>688063928
>Implying 80% of /b/ isnt edgy underaged kids
>Also implying there wasnt underaged girls posting nudes on /b/ before

I know its almost summer and alll ... but....
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PUSSY PICS OR HANDS ON BOOBS PLEASE
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Lick your tits
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>>688064276
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Do the dishes and spank yourself with a spatula.
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>>688064423
fucking spread that shit op, full frontal?
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>>688064423
spread further and bend over more girl
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>>688064423
That butthole.
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>>688064522

GET
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>>688064423
pussy shot?
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Sharpie in ear you whore.
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>>688064423
Butthole looks tasty
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>>688064423
Suck your fingers for us
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Put your finger in your ass
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>>688063092
I have a request. Rate my forehead
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>>688064722
yes

Suck your fingers for us
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>>688063092
Those are some fucking sexy panties. My fav colors purple so thats a double score
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>>688064418
>cap lock
>Please
Kek
summer is here isn't it?
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>>688063956
Sure doesnt look 20
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>>688064423
This may seem like an odd request but armpit shot please!!!
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>>688064276
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Give yourself a hot fudge enema
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>>688064522
You're up OP
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>>688064920
Heavy cream is better
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>>688064423
Boobs with belly
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>>688064423
Just curious, got a bf?
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Get on your back and open them legs wide
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Milk chocolate butt plug with microwave popcorn
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Fingering! Fingering! Fingering! Fingering! Fingering! Fingering! Fingering! Fingering! Fingering! Fingering! Fingering! Fingering!
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>>688063092
Picture of you giving yourself a wedgie. Your panties are really cute.
>>688063204
this
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>>688060328
Snap?
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>>688064065
This ^
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>>688063092
Come get on cam at

> femanon
> cams
> com

We're waiting for you

If you are on a phone use the puffin browser
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>>688064276
...
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Show your face
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her initials: P. Lin
lol
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Insert a cheese bratwurst in your lady opening.
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>>688060328
Show dick
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Nice little brown nips
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>>688065646
Will on boob pls op <333
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>>688065646
show other hand
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>>688064276
reroll
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>>688060328
Number?
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>>688065646
Drool on your booties, then sit on a cake
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>>688065646
Meh
Tits ain't special
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Sup melissa
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Open that fucking pussy up
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>>688066190
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>>688066190
>any requests?
Shave your pussy
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>>688066190
beautiful, more
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>>688064885
how am i supposed to view this my eyes cant see shit in potato quality
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You got acne scars all over your tits :(
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>>688066379
At least it isn't a bush, m8.
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Put roaches in pussy
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Try waxing sometime, OP.
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Can I worship you
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It's roast beefy
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>>688066585
That's true...most Asian birds have serious bush. I presume she's Asian
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>>688066190
What do you think of it?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp-2L4w2wZc
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>>688066859
So just roll with it, m8.
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Make a meat baby with me.
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>>688063092

please post your feet wearing socks
what looks better to you
cut or uncut?
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You can tell from your lips that you have an ugly face. Probably Asian, Pilipino or around that area.
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>>688066903
I think it's tiny and insignificant
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>>688066903
Omg it's so smal lol, is there more of ot hidden somewhere?
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Her thing says 06/05/16 ... its 06/06/15

fucking faggots
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>>688066190
picture of puckered sphincter pls
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>>688065646
how is that nipple on your neck?
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>>688066903
She's likely Asian, so I think she's used to that size. gg m8
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>>688066931
This is my fetish. Please make a video of you doing this.
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Show feets and used socks please :(
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Dildo goes in the butt
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Show more pussy
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>>688067194
Not in every part of the world you fucking moron. In in NYC it's still the 5th.
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Hey she is hott I would fuck the shit out of her
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>>688067194
No it isn't, unless you're over in the UK or further East. Chances are, she's in Cali.
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>>688067194
Never go full retard
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>>688067325
This
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>>688066903

Faganon here. That is a nice cock up to the head. That head is so fucked up. Otherwise 9/11
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She prolly has a big nose and tiny eyes. Show us your face op
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>>688067325
This. Needs moar feet
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>>688067194
its the 5th retard
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>>688067169
>>688067186
>>688067228
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>>688067667
faggit
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>>688067667
Yup. Still tiny
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>>688067667
I would suicide if I was cursed with a cock that small, and it looked anywhere near as bad.
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>>688067667
Yeah that angle doesn't make it bigger guy. This is what a cock is supposed to look like
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>>688067606
spoopy
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>>688067667
It looks significantly smaller in this pic.
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>>688067667
Jesus if my dick was that small I think I'd just kill myself
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>>688061111
>>688060328
must listen to quads
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>>688066190
sharpie in pooper
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>>688067667
kek wow anon, I take it you're used to the sound of women laughing?
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>>688067889
Like a ball of fur? Jesus man shave your fucking cock
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>>688066903
>>688067889
These are practically the same size :I
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Is OP kill? Respond, OP!
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>>688068155
Dubs don't lie
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>>688066190
Fap on cam. Its better in motion than in stills

> femanon
> cams
> com
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>>688060328
Come cam op

I
Can
Haz
Chat
.com/
thepartyzone

<3
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>>688067667
Wow man, that's really sad. How many women have you disappointed with that. You seem to be in good shape, so my,guess if you usually bring a good amount girls home. How do they react when you pull out that quater inch killer?
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>>688068398
this
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>>688068283
This^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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>>688068398
it'll be more fun if you cam, get in here
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>>688068124
Every girl I've ever fucked, as well as my female friends, have always said girls like hair down there on a guy because it's, and I quote..."manly"
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>>688066190
Full naked body
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It's been about twenty minutes. OP is kill. If not? Thread is losing stream anyways.
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>>688068590
So...zero girls have said that to you
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>>688068155
Do you need,glasses? Anon obviously has an extra 3/4 inch length or so and almost double width. Me thinks you're small cock bro samefagging...
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>>688068410
It's not that small why you being such a bitch
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>>688068897
>>stream
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>>688068929
Lmao I'm not a basement dwelling loser like most of you...I've actually gotten pussy. And most of my friends are females I always seem to beef with dudes
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Draw this guy's head on your left boob.
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>>688068590
At least trim it..
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>>688069173
Must be true
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>>688069077
Fuck. I have Kermit Dishonobru typo. I shall sudoku
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ALRIGHT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS COMPARING DICKS AND SHIT. WHERE THE FUCK HAS OP GONE. OP SPREAD THAT FUCKING CUNT FOR US YOU CUTE SLUT
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>>688069075
Fam....that shit is stupidddd tiny. Don't be mad with me be mad with god for hittin you with that twig millimeter peter
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>>688069228
I do...it's not that furry lol
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>>688069377
Check em, /thread
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>>688069377
Slant eye chink has left the building
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>>688069419
post your dick then faggot
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OP where did you get your bra i want one like that
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>>688069670
Why? You a faggot?
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>>688069173
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>>688069670
NIGGA U GAY LOL
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MOOOOOOOODS!!!!!
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>>688066190
Kik please
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The innernet
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>>688069768
Do it pussy don't worry I'm not gay
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>>688068283
>>688068398

Yes fap on cam
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>>688069670
I did asshole lmao
see>>688067889
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>>688070012
>> begs for a man to show him his penis
>> gets upset when he doesn't get penis
NIGGA YOU GAY
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>>688070012
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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>>688069768
That's not me you're talking to the wrong anon faggot
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>>688070243
kek

Mad, gay and horny is no way to go thru life, son
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>>688070241
Not even that big, I'm bigger than you when I'm hard lol
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Show feet
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>>688070012
Again that's not me lol you're replying to the wrong anon...I posted my glorious cock already so you can see what a male,penis looks like not that enlarged,clitoris you posted
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>>688070489
Prove it. Not huge but,got stupid girth and still bigger than smalldick bros cock
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>>688070564
>> I was just pretending to be retarded
TOPKEK
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Put a box of rice next to ur tits
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>>688070564
>>688070664
Not until this retard shows his dick with timestamp but he won't cause he's a bitch
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>>688070736
....that makes LITERALLY no sense. Do you engrish?
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that feeling when guys start comparing dicks and op abandons.
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>>688070817
YOU FUCKTARD THAT IS ME KEK! I ALREADY POSTED MY COCK YOU MORON
>>688067889
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>>688063901
Fucking savage anon
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>>688070564
post dick faggot you only talk but I fuck more girls than you ever will
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>>688070817
>>688071011
So....as you can see I ALREADY posted my GLORIOUS cock which your mother loves....sooooo again, I say.....prove. it.
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>>688071185
maybe link it in your post you braindead peice of shit
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>>688071155
Omg.....you all can't fucking read. Again. >>688067889
Is my cock
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>>688071348
No you the other faggot dick who was talking shit
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>>688071330
Omg i DID. TWICE
>>688067889
>>688067889
>>688067889
>>688067889
>>688067889
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>>688064781
That shit's a solid 6 at LEAST anon, your forehead game is strong
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>>688067606
Context for pic?
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>>688071403
There was no other. I was the one talking shit about your comically small penis
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>>688071460
Are you this faggot?>>688069419
If so my cock is bigger when it's hard so kill yourself
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>>688071348

>But mine is better
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>>688071603
gtfo manlet nobody cares
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>>688060328
and the ugly people losers need to cheat to try to be better then the popular people and has to copy the popular people on getting angry at people cause the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and only can be angry at people cause ugly and fat like the ugly hippo loser women and the ugly people losers has to hurt the popular people the ugly way to copy the popular to copy the popular people that is why the ugly people losers is pathatic and ugly like the ugly people losers
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>>688065363
That gif is too arousing
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>>688071599
Yeah. See how it says you next to both newfag? And I'll say it for the 3rd time...prove it.
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test
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>>688071751
she looks like she wants a punch it would set the mood
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>>688060328
thats why the ugly people losers are lame cause try to be better then everybody but is ugly as shit so got to hurt people the ugly way to be better then the popular people
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Holy fuck, if you fucks aren't breaking 8 inches, nobody fucking cares. Stop being faggots and go start a dickrate thread instead.

P.S Kill yourselves.
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>>688071603
Mehh, you got me by a tad bit on length but I got you on girth. Guise my wife is mad I posted my dick kek
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>>688071661

>tfw your ugly dick and disgusting body can't compare.
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>>688071798
Do you even image search newfag? Thats not your cock
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>>688060328
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit
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>>688063092
Sharpie in pooper
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>>688071977
Not him he got it from google, I win faggot
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>>688060328
and the ugly guys losers is lame and ugly and outnumber everybody thats why the ugly people losers is lame and ugly and pathatic and ugly and pansy and ugly and is ugly as shit and the ugly guys losers has to hurt the popular people the ugly way
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>>688072022
What?
>>688067889
Is absolutely my fucking cock you idiot. I took that shit in my bathroom.
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>>688072218
Stupid fuck...that's my cock. Not from google. Here it ks again
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>>688072334
Not you, the other faggot. Mine is bigger than your and the other faggot
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>>688072334
>>688071603
>>688067889
>>688067667
>>688066903
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>>688072502
Oh the one who posted after me? Ueah thay looks fake. Again prove it. Plenty of dudes claiming they cocks huge compared to me but no one is whipping it out. My shit aint huge but it's thick and I know how to use that motherfucker
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>>688071534
I knew it my dreams are fulfilled
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>>688064276
Rollin 4 dis
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Im out this bitch ass bread. None of you faggots have the balls to post your dick but you all have hugggeee monster cocks lmfao. I'm gonna go try to fuck my wife...if she still lets me lmao who gets pissed just because their husband showed his dick to a bunch pf dudes??
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>>688072798
I posted my pic and that faggot googled his picture
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goddamn it, another thread with a low self esteem femanon ruined by anons arguing over who has the better dick again
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>>688073130
shut up bitch my dick is a foot long but i wont post it because my camera isn't good enough to get the whole penis in the picture
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>>688073300
k
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>>688060328
grab and squeeze your ass
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>>688073300
Brool story co
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>>688065646
disgusting
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>>688062036
Some sort of chink
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>>688066903
Needs more wall decoration, white walls are out this season. Could do with a proper cleaning too. Or is there something else I am supposed to be seeing here anon?
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did a thread with a girl actually posting nudes just get derailed by a bunch of dudes looking at each other's dicks and arguing over who has a better dick?

what the fuck?
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>>688073837
It's his tiny cock he wants you to look at. I couldn't make it out either thought it was a smudge on my phone
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>>688073975
Yeah it did. Fucking lonely ass planet here anon
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>>688073975
She hasn't posted faggot we waited
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>>688073975

that's what /b/ is about and has been for about 6 years now

dicks dicks dicks eat your own cum rate my dick look at this "girl" with a dick dick dick dicks give me kik usernames to send my dick too ok heres my username send me your dick jk it's my girlfriend jk it's me dick dick dicks hey everyone post pics of girls you want me to cum on and photograph my dick hanging over dicks dicks dicks
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>>688074754
talk shit until you lose faggot
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Femanon with timestamp posts pussy, butthole, tits without demands or hesitation.

/b/ starts arguing about each other dicks.

Everyone but OP is a faggot.

/thread?
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>>688075884
yeah op hasn't updated for a hour. abandon thread
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>>688063092
picture of you in fav bra and panties.
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>>688060328
Of fuck, my pecker stood at attention... Hello my'lady. Ultimate Gentleman here.
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>>688061355
I actually like that Bra, it's sexy as fuck
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>>688075884
OP is faggot and you're a faggot. She abonded thread we are not preventing her from posting. You're just mad you have a tiny penis
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>>688063092
Please, write "for marco" on a little note.. all sexy and stuff. I would love you for it .. thanx
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Draw a swastika on your tits and seig fucking heil
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>>688064423
Oh damn, I just busted a load here. what can I say, I'm a simple man.
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>>688066190
I wish I had OP's super power, but the other way around with chicks. That I could pull out my cock and make the panties drop automatically.
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>>688067889
Your dick is smaller and thinner than the other dude's, so wtf are u on about. Fuckin looks like it's burned aswell or something.
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